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Hmm, yes. I see it. Good catch.
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Yes, and notice that the microsupport is scaling along with the daily gains, which are being projected by a 3D vector which is at around 8,500. It's clear that a correction is due.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yes,thatisgibberish.
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>i wonder what the internet forum i moderate really thinks of me.
FUCK MY SIDES. LMAO!!
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I sometimes do wonder what he's like in "real life"
Personally, I think he's overcompensating
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Don't we all online?
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I; donht... |
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Expecting an end of day run?
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more like hoping for an end of day run
## Walls1337bot: ##
this
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I lost over 1K while traveling around Europe. Tried to “live life” and not be a degenerate checking my phone 24/7. The two main days I missed were when $AMC announced the special dividend and gapped up HARD at open, and then settled down. Left hundreds on the table. Same thi... |
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feels good to be back man.
/r/all: welcome to the meme page dedicated to losing money to options market makers and buying yachts.
## Speaker_1: ##
You goddamn madman. Now all the casuals are going to come here and ruin the shit posting with actual content.
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These posts been gettin 1000+ comments. How tf am I gotta sort through all this DD.
btw sold my MFST calls and bought 200 MU shares. Papa be blessed
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What convinced you buying MU was a good choice?
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I hope the dumbass with the $170 yolo FD's makes money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
THAT’S ME LMFAOOOO https://i.imgur.com/mAuZr9l.jpg
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Take out student loans, sell the farm, plasma, and my body for Visa and Microsoft
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It’ll be the best investment you ever made.
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Lol I saw this on one of my stocks yahoo message boards a few days back
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LOL! That's hilarious!!!
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It's gonna be a blood bath boys.
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Why's that?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Gary Cohn just resigned. That means the tariffs and trump economics are happening.
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They use Robinhood, but it's on a larger ipad plus so that there is room to show all the extra 0's
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Jokes on you, Robinhood doesn’t have an iPad app
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Actually it does.
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Quant here, you've gotta offer some serious tendies before we'll even think of leaving our current jobs.
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I can offer a bedroom, Xbox w/ bigscreen TV, and 3 TV dinners a day.
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What is the next macro event after the Fed reads the minutes tmrw?
## Walls1337bot: ##
the civil war
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Masochists in this sub.
Why the fuck would you buy 7/27? Do you enjoy being raped by theta? Do you enjoy getting butt fucked by IV crush?
Do yourself a favor and go roll those at least a month out then dump them on open after ER gap to try to minimize IV loss.
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I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top
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+1 for trying bucko
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My dudes. Look how the market is reacting to Trump's tweet. Now imagine how the market will react when that final report on the Russia investigation gets released.
I would not invest in this market while the China trade war is still a thing and while Watergate 2.0 is still ... |
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Just imagine what you could have earned this week, reversing all of that 300k guys YOLO trades. Goog calls, facebook puts and twtr puts. Cardinal rule dont short bezos, so no amzn puts of course. But even if you had bought amzn puts, all that other shit would have made up 10... |
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For every loser there's a winner, so nah I'm fine with idiots losing their money.
Whats this got to do with millennials?
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millennials are dumb duh
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It's the new 'thanks Obama' joke
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Hold my avocado
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## Speaker_0: ##
Other than all-in MU, just starting out with $1000, what's the best strategy to not lose everything right away?
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Don't come here for research you should've done yourself
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Makes sense, how do you pick companies to follow? Just ones you l... |
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Always inverse WSB
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nvda to 120 tomorrow? you better believe it
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wtf how is this not free money
are there really people who think AMZN is going to $1600 post earnings?
## Walls1337bot: ##
look at this. I sold these 3 calls yesterday.
https://imgur.com/a/TKmhl
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No one recommend him buying weeklies?
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They probably did but he didn't understand the lingo
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Hence why he was called a faggot
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Because AH is the land of spastic retardation, as far as I can tell
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This market is getting crazy volatile. We are seeing this happen with every earnings recently. It's taking more and more to get these stocks to rise. They wobblin'.
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Lik... |
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Wait! I thought everyone on this sub made $360,000 a day trading spy??
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Shhh we gotta stop talking about it at some point or it’s gonna turn into a meme and stop being gold
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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10 people don’t have to use this strategy for 10 people to ... |
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because amazon is reinvesting its earnings, which hides profitability in the short term. They generate significant cashflows (10 billion a year). Yeah 40x FCF is still expensive but then you do sum of the parts on AWS and strip out the high growth component, and then suddenl... |
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I started trading leveraged ETFs back in the summer of 08 it was the fucking Wild West. SEC approved this oil ETF that pegged its value to $200 barrel. Most ridiculous financial instrument I ever came across. Made my first yolo gains. SEC bitched about ETFs back then and all... |
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My 1 share of AMZN is the only thing green I have right now...
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They need to fucking split so more of the poors can buy into AMZN and make me more money. I know people IRL asking if they can buy .25 shares of Amazon like this is Bitcoin or something
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How'd you blow up a $70k acct, friendo?
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Trading options with too much money on the line.
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A lot of FD's?
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No idea what he lost it on, but probably made calls when the market was at the all time high
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Why not momo?
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Idk what that is
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If you take “meme” and replace the letters e with o.
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What position is this?
Also if you’re killing yourself over $5K gains why am I not dead yet with $30K losses?
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Because you are not killing yourself with 30k losses like normal people?
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I have to understand...what happens if contracts expire while it’s still halted?
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me too wtf
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I’m pretty sure we go to jail too
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Correct. Little known fact, this is how Martin Skrillex ended up in prison
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Can it not be both, autist OP?
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yeah you just gotta play your cards right
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Is it not at least a little fair to say Trump has been sandbagging an otherwise strong market? Is that fake news?
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it’s a little fair to say the gi... |
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That support snapped in Aug. 23, 2015 yolo and hit $92 intraday. Feels like yesterday....
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That was a pretty obvious algo tank that day I think
But yeah, feels like it was just yesterday morning that I woke up in Vegas to the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It’s weird how this sub will glorify Chinese and German philosophies and practices but bash people that want to see some of the more beneficial practices implemented here. We can be Capitalists with American characteristics.
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Did you get lost on your way ... |
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So the logic was, "You just lost 195k of my money. And you need 45k more? Alright sounds fine to me."
Some fucking people man.
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People go to grad school all the time.
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That only applies to morons who go expensive schools for shit degrees l... |
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First of all young gun, you can't invest directly at taco bell but you can invest in there whole company which is tacobell KFC and pizza hut. $yum is the ticker. Now g/f/y.
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Is it a good investment? How many days will it take me to make at least 2k?
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Something illegal or immoral are the only options.
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Options. Got it
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Oh shit. Grubhub mentioned on Wallstreetbets. Got to dump my shares now.
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I actually posted about a great stock last night, realized what I had just done, then quickly went back and deleted the post before something terrible happened to the stock.
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Dude I seriously hope this isn't real.
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can someone who visits this sub more often vouch for OP? has he been sharing real bets on here for a while or what
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He's well known.
If I had to bet, my money would be on it's all fake.
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I would actually hell I'll even pay from some escorts
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7 of them with big dongs! Username checks dicks out.
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Calls. Everything will go up tomorrow and the day after. Then fall on Thursday. Then go up Friday.
Edit: had Wednesday twice.....
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Can't imagine how big of an advantage you get by being able to trade on Wednesday 2 days in a row
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$SNAP
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what is a $SNAP?
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The sound of ur portfolio after buying it
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同性恋者
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This means "homosexual" in case you don't know, the politest way of addressing them in Chinese.
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Faggot
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死基佬 shall be the Chinese for it you faggot.
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If you don't need the money right now, just wait it out. I accepted my fate and realized that selling at a loss right now would hurt more than letting it sit.
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How is that username working out for ya
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Some of you guys have serious gambling issues lol.
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Wall. Street. BETS.
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I want to buy puts. but i know right when I do, we'll have a miraculous recovery.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just buy a single OTM GE put, not much money, your calls will make up for it.
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Idk how to deal with this shit
How fucked do we think March calls are?
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we rekt, fam
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Gfdi it's crashing, rebound you shit stock, I got kids!
Pepper your Angus!
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It's down .5% right now stop freaking out
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Might go without saying/be a fundamental misunderstanding of what you're doing but if someone wins a few bucks, be sure to not use the same cash to pay them back with.
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I agree.
Steve from HR memorizes his serial numbers like the fucking rain man!
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Here we fucking go again looking for cracks at the foot of Everest
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I've just sold my AAPL after a 30% gain this year but if they're going to do that wall street bullshit again I'm going to have to buy it all back. Not going to turn down free money from ... |
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**PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS DOCUMENT**
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#BLOOMBERGTERMINAL
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If netflix earnings go poorly (which they might to be honest for a number of reasons) it could be the catalyst to bring down all of tech this week. Be safe out there.
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I think people realize that Netflix is a uniquely weak company. They taught the world h... |
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I went there the other day to purchase a book “One up on Wall Street” by Peter Lynch. It is like 10$ on the internet. I go to the register and it was 22$. The lady told me to order it off the internet and then pick it up in store. I told them I rather spend my money on amazo... |
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Moviepass
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How can you pass up a share for half a cent?!?! It has to go up
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Long BABA but not right now cause this Tariff BS
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Its hiking brah, Er runup
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fret not, my foreign friend; I will make this very simple for you.
Actually, it seems like you are diving in a little too deep given that you don't know what you're doing and are totally uninterested in learning more.
Go to www.google.com and type "investopedia ETF" and cl... |
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Dem 9/15 $19 calls at 5,000% today tho!
If you had bought $100k worth on Friday you'd have 5 mil (pre-tax) today.
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Sauce https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TEVA/options/
(Prices might be different at the time you look at this, but as of the time of thi... |
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long 3x etf only, normally 6-8 months for a swing
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Works
Source: I'm typing this on my yacht
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Yacht- aka my bathtub.
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Let's not argue over small details
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... Thinking about loading up on AMD FD's and selling before the bell EOD Wed ...
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calls or puts?
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Callputs
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ah, the President out for a stroll.
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I would love to see a Trump Dynasty but only if all the others don’t rule besides Baron or whatever his name is
He seems ok
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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Check out his post yesterday.
[Making a Living on Day Trading Ford](... |
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I motion to name /u/12_year_old_girl as head mod of WSB. Do I have a second?
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Seco....
Nah.
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tomorrow:
"$5200 to $0: A Guide On How To Stay Greedy Just The Right Amount Of Time" authored by ayylmao11023
## Speaker_1: ##
This. Kid got lucky. That's it.
His plays are a $260 SPY call (lol @ SPY increasing 8.5% in a week) and way OTM TEVA puts. One worked out but e... |
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See that fireball? I’m inside that holding my dick instead of the ejection cord on my $HD calls.
## Speaker_1: ##
Honestly I've never heard of anyone here making money on $HD calls.
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My first option trade was on HD calls several years ago. Doubled my money... |
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Prob to make money with options > 0
Prob to make money with pussy = 0
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But I want to be loved again..
## Walls1337bot: ##
Adopt a dog from an animal shelter.
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Is it time 2 all in on MU or wait for tomorrow?
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Might get upgrade tomorrow from Bernstein
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Or the even more elusive 110° angle, where the SPY begins traveling in time to be worth more in the past.
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I've already got those 3000 16Dec2017 calls ready.
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Borrowing money to buy stock... isn't that what people did before the Great Depression?
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Yeah and that was called the roaring twenties so obviously they were doing it fucking right.
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Yeah I mean what where the 30s called? I think the aweso... |
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Ha, I liked it
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Spent all night making this shit instead of doing my typical DDs on fucking Brazil not going BK, appreciate the love fam
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Nanny is from Brazil, can confirm broke.
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just 2. testing the waters
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No one gives a shit about your couple dollars worth of puts. The fuck... You talked big with caps like you're about to throw down.
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Its not the money its the idea. Its going down. Mark... |
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SpaceX has absolutely no impact on Tesla stock...
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Consider Elon Musk is also the founder, I speculate it may have some impact.
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Everyone thinks it’s going down so it’ll go up or down
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solid dd, thanks
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40/60 worse than random
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If they're worse than 50/50 just do the opposite. Free $$$
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This is retarded on so many levels I don't even know where to begin
>In effect, the "Fearless Girl" so beloved by Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and other skin-deep feminists, is standing in opposition to American economic success — not male oppression.
This should ... |
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NOW THIS IS LOSS PORN!
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I haven't been this hard in a long time.
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F
of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
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I 100 percent believe this is true
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This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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That's the funniest thing I have seen since F.S. Comeau sought advice from the r/softwarebugs forum on where to procure a live grasshopper. In this guy's defense, he is with the right broker for this strategy.
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Can you link that?
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NVDA on the launch pad. Next stop moon.
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When 1100 series cards
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1100 likely August 20th. I think there will be an announcement on the new Titan / Quadro cards on Monday since Papa Huang is giving a speech. Would make sense before ear... |
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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/01/trump-ordered-us-firms-to-ditch-china-but-many-already-have.html
Companies already falling in line, Christ
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Most companies leaving China is because it's too expensive to manufacture there now. Places like Indonesia and Vie... |
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[Trump's Response](https://i.imgur.com/sdTFNNC.png)
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Thats our shitposter-in-chief
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Blessings upon him.
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we are back at the point we were back in July boys
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Jus waiting for the next trump tweet
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Fuck, just happened , moved tariffs to 10/18
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I miss the days when we would all joke about the rare moments when the market would close -1%... I’d do a lot of despicable things to go back to those times.
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Dude, my uncle made something like 60% holding stocks he bought using a randomizer and an excel sh... |
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When you've fired everyone on your staff maybe your staff isn't the problem.
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Can you come up with anything good he's done? It should be a pretty short list.
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
## Speake... |
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This is good for Tesla
## Walls1337bot: ##
this is surely good for snap
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finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
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I don't get it tho, they wanna send us into recession??
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A small correction now vs a massive recession later...
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This g... |
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I'll take $310 per day.
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> $310 per day
Dude, that's $78k pretax. There are lots of stress-free jobs that pay more.
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Uh, yeah but a lot of day traders literally work (trade) like 2-3 hours a day.
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Wtf is this bullshit? Is this like Ocean's Eleven but for shitty rappers and old women?
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I get making movies with powerful strong women is important, so both girls and boys have good role models in media... but maybe give them original movies. Ghost buste... |
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If mods gave a shit about the people here, this post would be stickied
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They would also summarize this shit. Its too long for me to read
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Don't buy chinese meme stocks
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That's too complicated can you put it in a diagram or ... |
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This is good for Tesla because Elon Musk is a visionary and electric cars are the future and Teslas are good cars and a company is just a group of people coming together to make a product anyways and as long as the product is good the company has value and that is why Tesla ... |
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Waiting for Elon to tweet at this dude and tell him to chill lol
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He should call him a pedo, that would rekt him so gewd
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## Speaker_0: ##
Proooobably should have waited a week or two. There are a fuckload of July 21 $29 calls for MU that still need to be killed.
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Haha
I don't mind being a little early with OCT expiry.
When tech stabilizes I'll be buying moar
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U also don'... |
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So does Bernie, like his commie followers, think that Bezos has $900b sitting around in cash in his dungeon or something lol
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They think he’s like scrudge mcduck swimming around in his giant money silo.
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>scrudge
Lol
What you said i... |
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Leave the market and watch the fun
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The very wrong but unsurprising answer. If you think the market is going down, get short. If you think it's going sideways, play the volatility swings or even better find the non-correlated shit like random small caps t... |
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Honestly, if you are playing options on meme stocks, today is a lot worse than just the markets being down down ~ -2%
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I'm playing options on AMZN, JPM, V and BA... with that said today is a lot worse than markets just bring down 2%. My Amazon calls alone... |
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The Democrats seem so butthurt.
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Seriously. If they want any chance of beating Trump in 2020, this is not what they need to be doing. They're just digging the whole even deeper at this point.
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The market's trip to new highs is very different this time, and it's bullish https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/12/the-markets-trip-to-new-highs-is-different-this-time.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
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CNBC bullish = bearish... |
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But what did Stockwoman say?
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She’s in the kitchen
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Lesbian huh? I like it.
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Kids don't even use FB anymore. Self-cucked.
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They use Instagram
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That guy who put 20k on NFLX puts is gonna buy a golden yacht
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Or a suped up Honda
He’s up like 40k
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