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Any highlights?
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repost but:
Things I found interesting:
- In the movie they make it seem like his fund got turned on to shorting the housing market through a lucky phone call. This wasn't entirely true. They were already short the housing market the p... |
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Hold til $60 (end of November is my guess) and I'll vote for you to be modded.
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Yep! I’ve been selling covered calls. So although it says I’m down, I’m actually up! Don’t plan on selling anytime soon. Those covered calls trendies are delicious.
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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Is it weird that I have WF and this past year I, all of a sudden, had an opened and closed mortgage in my name show up on my credit report.
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Switch to a credit union bro.
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Wrong sub.
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Nah. CU's are great for checking, ... |
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Im down 50k today bois, I blame Bush
Edit: lost 70k on amazon calls
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So if my math is correct, your account is down to like $30 or 35k?
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Amazon calls lost 70k today, I did an instant deposit of 12k and put it in apple puts and closed at 25... |
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[We are being featured on RH now?](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-one-investors-amazon-misfire-led-to-a-99-loss-in-his-trading-account-2018-12-11?siteid=rss&rss=1)
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Holy shit we made it! This is it, we’ve peaked
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I dont know about your tax and shit,but just go margin on SPY and sell covered call. As long as you can maintain your margin requirement , this shit is good. Like I got $500K in my account, the broker can let me buy about 20000 share of SPY . Also, there is a dividend on SPY... |
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Anyone doing any moves with Popeyes?
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Popeyes is publicly traded?? I fucking love Popeyes, I'm moving my entire portfolio.
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I’m totally convinced that big oil is running a smear campaign on Elon Musk. Musk, btw, is doing what was thought impossible twenty tears ago, even ten years ago. We nearly had an electric car in the US in the 90’s and congress just got rid of it. The fact that he’s making i... |
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Is inversing Goldman still relevant?
Disclaimer: own MU calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
GS has been a laggy bearish <bad word> wrt MU. Them upping their PT might be a big deal. It was $44, and guess where MU has been hanging out?
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the saving grace of snap is their "streak" feature. fuck and you already know that it was an idea from an intern or something that ended up saving their asses
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Yeah the streak feature is the only reason people are still using this piece of shit app
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Is that Steve Jobs? He is risen!!
Oh fuck does that mean Judgement is nigh?
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This guys eats sand. Not that cancer causing vegan shit.
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10% of my portfolio is $23.99 TWLO
fuck yeah
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How did you get it at the exact ipo price?
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Twitter. I followed live mentions of "TWLO" and found someone broadcasting a Periscope right on the NYSE floor where the institutional investors... |
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$100.00?
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Yes and I'm not loaning out any money.
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I'd be careful not to confuse correlation with causation here. I'm still very skeptical of the power of a small number of angry gaming nerds vs. billions of Chinese phone gamers.
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Has more to do with destiny under preforming, and blops 4 not meeting unreaso... |
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Probably set up an Ally Savings account.
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Same tbh. If I get rid of my current IQ and MU calls, I can hopefully make back my current losses by the time I’m dead.
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I love grimes tho
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She has some bangers.
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Anyone expecting a dip tomorrow because of how huge this surge has been?
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LOL
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Mods, could you pretty please set up a daily pinned thread for people to post their trades? And if not...
Idiots, can you pretty please stop posting a new thread to show us how you turned $25 into $55 (or $0) with options? No one gives a fuck.
Anywho, my move today is to ... |
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Hey fuckboy, we diversify.
I'll have you know my portfolio contains BOTH AMD and MU. Diversification right there.
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Yeah? Well mine is so diverse I have BOTH puts and calls on Chegg.
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Sold the same day for a loss :(
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And here I thought my ass was raw from buying in at $8.50 and holding.
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Tech is just a fad.
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Just look at horse drawn carriages. They've been around for thousands of years. Too big to fail
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I'm telling you, if SpaceX was public it would be super exciting. People on this sub would be sitting around waiting for the launch like people betting on roulette before the ball stops.
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That's literally what the fuck Tesla is.
You wanna know how SpaceX ... |
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Especially when you are leveraged X5 ��
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Or 8x :)
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Amateurs. You should definitely remortgage your houses and go all in. That's a leverage.
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Lol who owns a house? What a boring investment
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"Investment"
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not seeing how this is bullish
******
WSJ: China Growth Slows to 6.5%; Finance Officials Try to Soothe Worried Investors
Growth figure is the lowest since first quarter of 2009
BEIJING—China’s economic expansion slowed to its weakest pace since the financial crisis, as ... |
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/Ron-Paul_Its-Happening1.gif
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I’ve been a Ron Paul fan for years. I pray he’s right ������
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I live in his district, and have probably voted for the man more times than any other Redditor.
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You're gonna get Zucked pretty hard. Please post results.
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I;m not interested in FD's
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I don't care what kind of calls you buy on FB, just post the intense losses for us.
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I just want to say that I started following this sub a few months ago and I still have absolutely no idea what's going on ever. But I like y'alls energy so I'll continue to quietly watch from the sidelines.
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Don’t worry. I’ve been here for a couple years now... |
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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2.8 mill subs. great podcast. gave thousands and thousands to charity
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I'm not big on the YouTube these days lol ... |
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Step 1: Don't go to a school that puts you $100k in debt.
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I will never understand why people go in that much debt for college.
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so that you can get a lucrative job? Maybe this is why you guys are so terrible at investing
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Other brokers are better than RH because you can pursue trading strategies that mitigate your risk (options!) and you can trade the other half of the market (stocks you should be shorting.)
RH is better than other brokers if your trades are small dollar (no commission rape... |
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What's the opposite of gg?
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Bg
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no its still gg
Get Gud
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N E X T S T E V E J O B S
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lol i remember the breathless articles like SHE WEARS A BLACK TURTLENECK JUST LIKE HER HERO STEVE JOBS
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retar... |
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Well considering the tariffs pushed up the cost to operate plants that even now have too much capacity...
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We need more factories. Beautiful, coal-powered factories. We will blot out the sun with full-size sedans.
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Fuck getting my money back. I'm riding this rocket to pluto.
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To 32 baby
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$32 yeh!! I'm staying on till my total profit is $32!!
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> Keep the money circulating
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Only buying at the top because it never goes down
-WSB
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Sell and buy back when it goes up
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is always the WSB portfolio:
F - Ford Motor Company
A - Agilent Technologies
GG - Goldcorp Inc.
O - Realty Income Corporation
T - AT&T Inc.
## Speaker_0: ##
We've also got the alternate WSB portfolio:
AU - AngloGold Ashanti Limited
TI - Telecom Italia SpA
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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he didn't reject it, he sent his bitch.
and yes, that makes him a boss.
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Zuckberg starts sweating when... |
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The store is super clean though, thats how you can tell they don't get much foot traffic.
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I couldn’t find a single employee, it looked like it was abandoned
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Why did it plummet?
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Afterhours is silly
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This times 100. You don't really know what's going to happen until the bell rings the next morning.
If you look at the orders come through you'll see they're small (100 shares) with giant bid/ask... |
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Says to buy stocks instead of calls, clearly an imposter from /r/investing, ban
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We’re not investors you turd
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BUY gold
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If you were loyal, wouldn’t you have shares instead of calls? Nice profit though.
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Wtf is the difference between calls and shares? I dont even know what calls are
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Then gtfo of here retard
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Saying GTFO to a retard in r/wa... |
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haha this is the perfect gif representing how 99% of this subreddit feels secretly
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So this is how it feels to be the 1% ..
## Walls1337bot: ##
Close but the 1% doesn’t shitpost on retarded options subs all day.
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Spot on; what are you bagholding?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I dove WAY to far into options before fulling understanding them. Specifically spread options. On about 15 different stocks.
## Speaker_0: ##
Ouch; options can make your dick fly off.
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Well the thi... |
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He’ll be fine, just be sure to hire Run DMC for his going away party! Oh and bring some crystals for his wife
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They couldn’t even afford to hire Run D, M, and C’s hologram.
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Hurricane Debbie gunna get those refineries wet thou. Lil Debbie goes hard in the goyard, all the haters screamin 'oh lawyrd'
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oh lawyrd help me jesus oh lawwwwwd
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I had no idea there were so many Lil Debbie fans.
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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Cautionary tale time:
I've lost everything since October began and I'm now down to my final $300. A week and a half ago my wife came home and found me in my favorite Eames chair with a gun in my hand after I texted her "please don't come home for lunch". After taking the n... |
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WSB consensus: buy puts
So... green day tomorrow.
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Puts and calls are both fucked, this shits been going sideways ever since the big drop at the beginning of the month
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Am I wrong in seeing a complete overreaction?
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yes you are wrong
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I'm still dazzled at how simple your username is
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I didn’t read any of this post. I assume you’re a cuck bitch
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I read it, you assumed right
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or above $... |
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I bought a small amount of NVDA in 2015 solely cause I had an Nvidia graphics card
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ah yes the oll magic beans play,
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You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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I unabashedly like the dancing hot dog.
That said, short SNAP
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Imma preface this by saying I’m generally a fuckin idiot:
Why would you short a large already established stock? The only time I’ve heard of shorting even being mildly profitable is with penny ... |
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this is why you sell options instead, risk free motherfuckers!
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Selling naked calls has never gone tits up
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What triggers a margin call? Is it just a matter of time, or do they look at loss vs. portfolio size?
## Walls1337bot: ##
When you don't have enough money to play with in the game you signed up for.
That's the basics of it.
Now,
#[POOPY DI SCOOP](https://streamable.com/... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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I would say I'd be down but I probably hate almost all of you faggots irl
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Well this was the [Reddit Baltimore meetup](http://i.imgur.com/kcqHs9K.jpg) for reference on the kind of people you will meet.
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I like the guy on the far left that... |
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I went to Walmart and blocked off the water aisle. I've been doing this every day since April.
If this starts trending im gonna make so much fucking money.
I bought a ton of Nestle stocks because everyone is gonna buy chocolate milk when the water gets expensive
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How did the S and P do 1.9% return when it is under by 1 point in 2018. They are one of us
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Dividends d00d
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its priced in
## Speaker_1: ##
Priced in for a Trump rejection of the offer or the other way around?
## Speaker_2: ##
yes
## Walls1337bot: ##
This guy trades.
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what were your recent positions?
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fcx, bte, tck
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Good plays, I'm in all 3 for the long haul
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just started browsing this subreddit recently. Does "long haul" mean >5 minutes?
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nope, i'm longing them ... |
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You know I understand breaking up J.P Morgan, not so much Berkshire Hathaway.
Like who does that even benefit breaking up BRK?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think the only rationale is that it's a big conglomerate and therefore... too big to fail?
Actually, I don't know. Let's as... |
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IV around 20 is concerning?
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Tomorrow AH I will either be ^^^sticky �� or be on the brink of death��
## Walls1337bot: ##
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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We had a warning light come on for one of the rocket boosters. Problems have been solved trip to Pluto resumed
## Speaker_0: ##
Janice was screaming and causing a scene in the control room. Her hysterics were cured with a well meaning slap. Everyone is now calm and confi... |
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remindme! 9 days "Is that yolo amzn guy still alive?"
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Kill yourself, this my town, fucktardbot.
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F
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F
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The funniest part is it had already blown through a lot of these targets before the end of January this year
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When did the S&P crack 3k?
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Can someone explain to me why you shouldn't just buy puts?
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You can’t buy puts this cheap. And even when it was at 20 after the reverse split, puts were priced for the stock to go to 0 so really no upside
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AMDs new processors are good but their graphics offering are lagging far behind nvidia.
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I jist need to $snap to die. Then I am building a sweet ass gaming rig.
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i recently picked up a 2700x with a gtx 1080 cause it was on sale
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This is such a garbage company.
Public has A-class shares that have no voting rights, and Spiegel/Murphy hold 88% of the C-class voting shares.
I guess that's fine, but the real bullshit of it is if Spiegel/Murphy get fired, they **still** get to keep those shares and vot... |
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>anarcho-communist co-worker
Tell him that if capitalists were half as evil as he thinks they are then they wouldn't hire mentally disabled people like him
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Believe it or not companies don't generally hire disabled people out of the kindness of their ... |
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googling what organs I can live without
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I hear that the brain is overrated.
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apology for poor english
when were you when market dies?
i was sat at home eating Doritos and Mountain Dew when phone ring
‘market is kill’
‘no’
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This is poetry
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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Didn’t know HMNY tanked, just checked... if you were in it prio... |
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S&P 500 is only down 2% since last wed's close...
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Sorry I meant the Nasdaq, which is the only thing this sub cares about
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[me_irl](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/455/1*snTXFElFuQLSFDnvZKJ6IA.png)
I saw the thread yesterday with everyone buying puts. So, I decided to buy my first calls.
edit
and halted lol. That feel when on Reddit when you should have been trying to sell
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I'll pick up a penny off the ground still
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I'll fight a hobo for a quarter
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I gOt BeeRs aND a pAck oF CameL TurKisH GoLds ON rEadY.
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i nEeD A jOb
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I am a woman. And this is the most retarded shit ever.
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Sexism. The word you're looking for is this is the most sexist shit ever.
Its like third wave feminism learned the wrong lesson from the 50's.
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that place is pure cancer. They are like WSB but unironic.
Whats diversification when you can put your entire student loan into pot stocks then pretend they arnt scamming you
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Lol seriously. The level of confirmation bias there is unreal. I had to unsubs... |
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I doubled down, over 90% of my portfolio is MU. I’m either getting a yacht or going on welfare.
## Speaker_1: ##
Same but instead of shares it's OTM calls and instead of today it was yesterday at open.
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Expiration?
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6/15-- I *might* be ok... |
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Everyone here is saying to buy calls, which is exactly why you need to load up on puts, which is why you need to instead buy calls so you dont fuck yourself over
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Strangles are a valid strategy
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That's not a strangle. A strangle is neutral.... |
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[Tendie city.](https://i.imgur.com/VIagREV.png) Thanks Christmas Gang. ����⛄
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Where is my fucking rally bitches?
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I sold 100 shares of NVDA at $19 in August of 2015.
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I'm concerned that people like you have trading accounts.
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Pumpkin Patch https://www.google.com/finance?q=NZE%3APPL
Profit margin of minus 6%, debt to equity of 199% = scary.
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[More like Pump**king**! Am I right?](http://i.imgur.com/ZLw5qbH.jpg)
You've triggered the **4th** Halloween easter egg! Can you find al... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Should I read this
## Walls1337bot: ##
Absolutely not
## Speaker_1: ##
fuck u mom, I might live in your basement but u can't tell me what to do
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://i.redd.it/hbuyifdqzq211.jpg
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's not so much that they're terrible. It's that they hire only through referrals. No shit the retard you hired has retard friends. They mostly choose from the Ivy league as well. Hate to break it to you major banks, Ivy kids aren't the smartest; they feel the most entitled... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Right. And Donald Trump has no chance to win the elections neither.
## Walls1337bot: ##
"AAPL goes up" is Donald Trump in this scenario
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## Speaker_0: ##
UA. Thank you WSB.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Me Too! https://m.imgur.com/a/brYXG
## Speaker_1: ##
You literally made a $48 trader in a brokerage that charges commissions? Congrats on the $500 I guess.
## Walls1337bot: ##
A)I was 18 when I made that investment
B)I am the God of ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
LETS take a quick look to see what snap does for society
https://i.imgur.com/uikTD07.jpg
helping 3's in their 30's become 4's in their twenties, since 2016
## Speaker_1: ##
I ain’t investing unless I can use lenses for my dick.
## Walls1337bot: ##
People already need le... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions...
June 15 $SQ $50 calls
May 18 $NVDA $245 calls
June 15 $SQ $70 calls
## Speaker_1: ##
When did you buy these out of curiosity
## Walls1337bot: ##
At the right time
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## Speaker_0: ##
I just find it funny that I won’t spend like $100 on a new pair of shoes or a new sport coat for work but I’ll gladly drop $500 on some FD’s or an earnings play. I have a problem I think.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I though about this as well, and I think it’s the thrill of makin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think I'm going to take a break and not trade tomorrow.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Give me ur next play. I need something to inverse
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## Speaker_0: ##
i know that whichever i buy (calls or puts) snap will go in the opposite direction
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get some calls and take one for the team
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short FB, all in
## Speaker_1: ##
I would short fb if not for Instagram
## Speaker_2: ##
My GF spends an absurd amount of time on that app....
## Speaker_3: ##
"GF" yah okay..
## Walls1337bot: ##
GF = "gay friend", no?
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