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$MU gonna spike tomorrow after investor day.
Can't post positions tho, too busy stroking my giant dick.
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Pics?
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Nigga can you read?
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You said you can’t post your positions, not the other thing
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http... |
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(this is my daily amusement) tell me why you thought it would go down this week
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I can explain the jump by some shorts bailing on their positions. I still think it's headed down for several reasons, including the fact that their business model can (and is) b... |
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"Maths"
She should start liking English.
*Edit: Yes - I get it... you brits like your maths.*
*Honest question - have you ever insulted anyone by saying "Do the fucking maths?"*
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It's said like that in places like Not America.
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Oh, so -... |
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2 year bear market? wat
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Just in time to ruin the only reason Trump could get re-elected.
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Or possibly as a direct result of the current administrations policies over the last 12 months?
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Ehh, we were going to have a rec... |
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I am hoping Frenchie are smart enough not to vite Trump 2.0
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Yes. Keep welcoming the goat fuckers and rapists. Aloha snackbar!
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That is a bit extreme. Every single Muslim is a goat fucker and rapist? Why not just lower refugees allowed an... |
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Nobody tell him.
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I lol'd at this entire stupid interview
Wtf did they expect him to say? "When the Dow drops 500 points we'll bend over and take it from Xi" ?
Obviously they can't give off the appearance that the market influences policy. That would make them look weak and incompetent.
#... |
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Why just rh screenshots. It should apply to all brokers
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Caz rh pleb show their gains of 5 dollars
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That's Extra Value Meal deal money!
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But the article says, it's not sure it will go through so I don't think it's a big deal.
That said, I smell some manipulation here. First they release 10% then once big companies show great earnings, they say will increase it to 25%. This is bullshit man.
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Only my dad would care. My sister would tell me to shut up in 5 seconds if I brought up my portfolio or the market in general.
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Lol, getting cucked by your sister, cuckyboy?
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Ya, you should see what she does to her boyfriend. He's whipped ... |
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One quick question (don't laugh pls). Since I'm not on Twitter, is this tweet legit? Like with the Emojis and everything?!
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Too many words are spelled correctly for this to be real. That's the dead giveaway. And he used the word interim.
Pretty sure ora... |
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Trump is going to go through with full tariffs, almost certain. This fat fuck loves chaos, and doesn't care if the 2 or 3 R's that don't lick his ass tell him its not gonna be good for the world let alone the economy.
His constituents looove when the sky is falling, it jus... |
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Just kidding, he is "Chairman & CEO, Ford of Europe & MEA.", actual Ford CEO is Jim Hackett.
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Did the Ford lineage die out or did they all turn out to be shitheads?
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They fucked the company over and begged Alan Mulally to fix thei... |
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Apple Music is ass.
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Lol how the fuck so?
If Spotify became a paid service only tomorrow, it’d lose like 80% of its user base and paying for it means having exclusive access to a catalog smaller than Apple Music.
I could pay someone to shit in my bathroom ... |
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I get paid for having a job.
Then I donate my paycheck to the market.
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They call it " Investing " ...
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Wow this might not make it to 30MM shares
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low volume consolidation before it gaps up and the island reversal is confirmed.
Every MU top or bottom in the last 5 months is an island reversal... now we just need a big gap up
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I honestly can'... |
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Upvote this if you didn't read any of this shit.
Fuck you OP
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I read it and my eyes bled out. Fuck off OP.
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Former employee - I don’t understand it either
Edit: that was a lie - they’ll loan to anyone. That’s why people use them
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Back around 2010 WF wouldn’t give me a mortgage. I got one thru another place, a month later WF bought the mortgage. FgTs
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How long were you in for?
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30 days but let out in 17
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DUI?
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He told us that he drunkenly assaulted a cop, if memory serves
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He drunkenly threw his shoe at a cop* sounds more funnier
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He t... |
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Watch my AMD $12 puts make some $
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Watch my AMD $12 calls make some $
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Lmao the market didn’t price in how shit he was ��
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Balmer made a billion dollars solely from quitting Microsoft.
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Bad CEO, or sick long term play?
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Both. God that Nokia acquisition was aweful
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I gotta say t... |
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Ay lemme see dem struggling titties
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She is like 14 years old
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and?
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That is disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Should've said /s but the fact you didn't realise i was being sarcastic surp... |
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(heavy breathing)
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pls lorde musky help me n my bro
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He’s dating grimes not lorde.
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What's the difference? Both are small tiddy goths.
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one's 30 and looks 12 the other one is 12 and looks 30
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Brb. Going to go catch the shit out of some falling knives
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That's what I'm doing. Buying everything I can
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I'd lay off for a while. Correction incoming.
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They been saying that for over a year. I'm not falling for it.... |
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She was always a colossal fraud, I'm trying to find that unintentionally hilarious promo video she did where she comes off as some sort of stunted lizard person
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Here you go.
https://twitter.com/shanevader/status/773720109529509888
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Origina... |
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You don't think it's Method Man coming for him? Martin shoul clearify if he partakes in certain bdsm activities, like getting tied to a fuckin' bedpost with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? And having a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that shit sit there for like... |
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Wiz daddy isn't in this for the money tho
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He’s the one selling you the options
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Pay off house and invest wisely for passive income. Play Rocket League, expand my garden and live below my means. Hope my wife and kid don’t spend it all.
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How the fuck did they find out about the money?
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I’m not going to work when I become ... |
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That must be nice. I turned a 0.01 to a 0.03, so I almost know how you feel.
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With his broker you will end up losing if you buy options at 1 cents and sell at 3 cents
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Eating a live cockroach would be 10x's better. A frozen, dead grasshopper is bullshit. He needs to thaw them out and warm them up at least.
## Speaker_0: ##
I agree. Luckily, these grasshoppers are not frozen but they are dead. Originally all I could find was freeze d... |
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You position yourself short.Sell on news.
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Too obvious. Gonna run instead
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I shorted stuff and got my ass stuffed.
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I'll tell you what I buy next so you can short that for a guaranteed profit.
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Editing the DOM is too easy for me to believe this.
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why would you trust anything thats posted here then? you gotta BELIEVE
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In that case, I actually just became a millionaire today too!
http://i.imgur.com/UrlYdN... |
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Meanwhile China devalues 10%. Evens out. �� �� ��
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Um no. This would kill the China.
I mean it's not like the SSE Composite has been sliding 20-25% with only $50B in tariffs or anything while the US market is flat or slightly rising.
I could go on and o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So, life insurance?
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I once asked a life insurance rep about what happens if you commit suicide.
I've never had someone end a conversation so fast in my life.
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Usually life insurance has 1 or 2 year suicide clauses. If you pull out the in... |
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what game is this? Is it real money?
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It's my life savings
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Debating between:
1) 10/19 AMZN 1890-1900 YOLO (Potential $500 -> $4K play)
2) 50% QQQ 10/22 calls & 50% NVDA 10/26 calls.
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And I'm trying to win the mega millions
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Drawing ain’t until Friday, still time to yolo red Thursday... |
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Translation - I'm a spoiled rich kid and my mommy and daddy actually expect me to not be a total turd. I'm too entitled to take out student loans so I hope everyone loses an assload of money so I don't get FOMO.
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That actually sums it up pretty well
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I won't say his name, but I had a good friend who, after spending years trading both in his own name and multiple hedge funds, became convinced that the only way to keep his country intact against the omnipresent threat of genetically engineered political candidates, was to ... |
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Spread this fast. We've got few hours until market opens...the faster we can get this out, the bigger the pump.
Here's what you can do:
1. Spam Stocktwits
2. Write blogpost on SeekingAlpha
3. Write into big publications (Marketwatch)
4. Spam any stockrooms you know of
An... |
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RIP SPY PUTS
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Pretty much.
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DUST has me losing that much. Ass hat company dropping for no reason.
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"no reason"
The reason is gold going up you faggot
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There is no opioid crisis. Once you start banging smack, there is a 99+% probability that you are going to be nothing but a drain on society and the economy for the rest of your life. You don't see any fire fighters who were like "ya lol, 4 years ago I was mainlining heroin ... |
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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https://gyazo.com/93b20e5e4e8acd4e550f7fc90f46cc86
people telling me i was gonna get reamed before earnings in that other thread. so long suckas
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Geez, you were down 24 grand when Tesla was at 320 a share. That must have sucked to look at.
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This market is toast. Some Bernie sanders type is prob gonna win 2020 and put it out of its misery.
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Lol if Bernie Sanders had been elected this market would trade 30% discount. Don't get me wrong I like him but he wouldn't make trading equities any more ... |
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Blackrock thoughts?
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Bullish. Company valuations are at all time highs, interest rates are low. Their portfolio of PE investments is making them a killing in carried interest. I'm buying
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Go buy a house or something
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this is WSB, we don't need no houses
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We want 170ft yachts to sink bro
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I'm just here for the fall of western civilization
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yeah but they're .23 each. someone opened 1500 of 26 puts with 10/19 expiry at 1.22, which is a 183k play
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this guy is so close to exp tho.. full suicide
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This is a hedge by a big player.
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Or just an outright bet. When y... |
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As much as I hate this as a Netflix subscriber. For Disney this could be a smart move. I could see many young families out there that want Disney for their kids while dad also gets his sports without having to pay insane cable prices.
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The hilarity of all o... |
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Damn if we go into recession with 2.5 then we are pretty much screwed
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Maybe QE3.0, new and improved...
But seriously, right or wrong I really think that's what Papa Powell is thinking about.
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That's basically the only other lever the fed h... |
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I bought a bunch of something called mini L nasdaq. I have no idea what it is but it is listed as a mini future but also as a warrant and it's 22x leverage I was up a ton but held over night and now I lost 3k. Oh and morgan stanley is the mm. And I bought them on margin. How... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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Lost 3k
Fake news fucking sucks.
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Did you sell like a dumb piece of shit or hold like a smart piece of shit?
'Cause if it's the latter, you didn't lose anything. If it's the former, you deserve it.
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I bought more because fuck the bear... |
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Sunk my IRA into RAD. I just have a hunch that we are really in a business friendly climate right now and for the foreseeable future.
[proof](http://i.imgur.com/IJKMnTL.jpg)
[log](http://i.imgur.com/psnMNfI.jpg)
Edit: Damn this blew up. Just copying what I wrote further... |
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Thanks for these DD’s, they’re very informative. you are the oil Barron!
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And you will CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES!
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I knew this was an AMD post the second I read the title. I'm buying puts, like a sensible person would. Don't hold and be a fag
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Bought $15 calls because I have balls of steel
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They're going to be pretty fucking blue by the end of the... |
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Titties are priced in.
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I’m buying May calls on titties
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Please daddy government coddle me and protect me from my own stupidity. I just can't handle being in control of my own life.
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Demfag here, this is too commie for my party even lol.
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I wish more new traders understood this. Many pinkies/OTCs are simply boat buying machines for scam artists who have the brains to exploit people instead of just breaking the law with fraud. Immoral? Yes. Illegal? Please.
OTC is filled with scammy shit and fly by night com... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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This is fake... right?
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Huh? The economy typically does better under Democratic administrations. Here we are again, two years after electing a Republican, and the market is going to shit.
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Pro tip: A simple and almost always successful strategy is just to buy the highest performing stocks from the previous year. I know many people here are devoid of thought, so if you do this, you're done for the year after placing the trades tomorrow, which is probably for th... |
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:(
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I'm not gonna look at anymore comments. Upvoted this one and I'm logging off Reddit for a few hours. GL all.
Love you buds.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This thread is a bit of a shitshow faggots, is America having another bi-annual spaz out? Reddit is getting salty af in the last week.
Why don't you put this all aside and come rejoin the empire?
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y'all using plastic forks to defend yourselves from acid att... |
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If I make $20 tomorrow I’m quitting my day job
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Plot twist: you have no day job.
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Tl:dw highlights?
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summary:
1. martin was amazing at doing DD on pharma companies - would find hidden gems not so often (1 a year approx) - led to his success at trading
2. he blew his "success" as he realized he isn't actually a good trader, more of an o... |
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74 year old gave birth. Da fuck?
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She had some help, if ya know what I mean
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Even $OCLR beat but the stock went down (now up), so you can even buy in after ER. Don't put everything into ACIA.
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Difference in the short interest on ACIA is massive. It will be up significantly before ER with shorts starting to give up on it
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Ally? It's offered on there.
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Something something savings account
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Take a wild guess what Amazon will do.
All I can tell you is this, Amazon was at $1078 not long ago, then went to $940 for correction, and has been rising ever since.
Now I ask you, what will Amazon do during the holidays?
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Send you the rainbow dil... |
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Disclaimer: CPA.
1256 contracts.
Be an active participant in Rental properties that throw off some gnarly depreciation for sick paper losses.
Start a side business.
Tax gain harvest. Tax loss harvest.
Take a tax holiday to a foreign country and roll pre-tax money to a R... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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why is everyone so hot on MSTX
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oh dear god. look dude, i really hope this works out, but the CEO of this company did the same exact stuff with $ECIG a few years ago:
https://www.microcapdaily.com/what-happened-to-electronic-cigarettes-intl-group-ltd-otcmktsecig/114601/
"Certainly a rosy picture however ... |
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it's time for you to upgrade to Windows XP
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Where do I put the Windows XP on my Bloomberg Terminal?!?!
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Where do I log in to trade this
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Robinhood Gold.
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How fucking hard is this going to fall when the lockup period is over? I can't imagine being an employee on that day trying to unload my stock as fast as humanly possible
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Holy crap. I always thought of Snap as a stock you should short, although I never d... |
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Wasn’t the goal 5k per day? I don’t care if I’m wrong and you downvote me fags. Just let some Adderalled up kid answer me and shut up.
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they actually wanted 15k per hr per day to satisfy consumer need in china.
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i hope y’all are ready for those dumbass “what’s a fd” question. Brace yourself my fellow autist
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What's a fd
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fdeez nuts lmao
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GE gonna buy SNAP u heard it here first
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Hey check out that ass
Oh, why yes, I do need a wind turbine
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There's a 30 Rock episode in that comment somewhere.
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F
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A
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X
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Goodbye
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It’s a combination of things but I truly believe that the main catalyst to the current stock downturn is the trade war and the uncertainty being created by it and trumps irrational behavior. Investors HATE inconsistency and uncertainty.
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He has been incon... |
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Curious - how long have you been trading? What's your background?
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3 months. Background is an engineer. Play poker and trade as hobbies
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anyone know what percentage of users are engineers who troll this sub? The reckless behavior comi... |
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Didn’t something happen with NYC banning new uber drivers to promote taxis? wonder how much of an impact that might’ve had
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That would save Uber money because they lose with every driver and rider
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How are they losing so much money? It s... |
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Where is this from?
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stock market
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What is the fascination with BAC here? I lost money early this year bandwagoning on some BAC calls as a rate hike play and it did nothing. Why is there such a huge amount of call buying for a company that's well known to move sideways
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It's like a third o... |
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Aha! But how do I fall asleep easily when I have tens of thousands invested in FDs that are in the red? Checkmate, scientists!
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Weed and Klonopin
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pfft, amateur
pros use modafinil
/u/Sciencetist
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What, a stimulant minus th... |
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What was the big AMZN calls strike/expiration if you don't mind me asking? I like success stories! Nice work!
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This was back when there was the $2,000/1 trillion amazon hype. Was a $2002.50 8/31 Call on 8/29. Sold the call on 8/30 when Amazon hit ~ $2,030... |
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The too much butter cookie is the best cookie, fight me
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Nobody with any sense is gonna fight you on that, it's like the textbook example of a cookie.
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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thank god i am all in MU, i havent noticed anything
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annddddd....it's down. sorry mate.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Annddddd.... it's back to normal. Lets be honest, $MU is never going to leave the 29.50-32.50 range
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**Serious question**: Ask her why the Fed minutes included comments on the stock market and volatility levels when she has repeatedly said that the Fed does not take market valuations into account when setting their policy objectives.
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This. AND report back ... |
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Not sure what else could be meant by "China market" but the Shanghai Composite Index dropped only 12.5% in the last 4 months.
## Speaker_1: ##
78% of statistics are made up dude
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Lmao^
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major selloff incoming
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someone ban this guy NOW
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In the case that this isn't a troll, you can sell the contract. You don't have to exercise it
## Speaker_0: ##
I can't sell it because I believe it will break even and more. It would be exercised and I'd lose all my money instead.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I genuinely don't t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can't never get used to 6 fig RH account. Use a real broker man! Have all that money.
## Speaker_1: ##
Curious, I’ve seen a couple people mention that having a 6fig rh is a bad idea. Any reason? I saw a couple times that their support team isn’t that great, but are their an... |
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And I saw a different chart comparing this year to the period before the great depression and other crashes. You can cherry pick any part of a chart to match your thesis.
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You're right, an index price chart doesn't paint the whole picture. What in your opin... |
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This sub is a lot more honest because if you have a genuine thought and it ends up being retarded, it is WSB, that is what is expected. on the serious subs, if you make an effort and it doesn't go your way, you are a fucking idiot and some fucking asshole will come in and te... |
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