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He seems like a reasonable person.
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Stable genius
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Will Rouhani respond on Twitter? :)
In any case, I actually feel bad for Iran. They are the biggest enemy of ISIS and ISIS might outlive their government.
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I’m sure they w... |
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This will be the official RAD thread. No other threads will be allowed, contain tears in here. Post your loses or for the ones who were smart post them sweet gainz.
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THIS WILL BE USEFUL TODAY.
U.S
Cutting: 1-800-366-8288
Substance Abuse: 1-877-726-4727
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/r/all browser here. What the fuck is going on?
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Welcome to wsb! Go fuck yourself.
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Thanks! Go fuck yourself too.
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You'll fit right in here boy. Buy some UWTI tomorrow morning.
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Or grab the market by the bal... |
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What if the stock goes up and you get assigned? How do you plan to get around that one fgt
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Well *obviously,* if that happens, you simply kill yourself.
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lol if he didn't shit post he probably would've done just mere months or a couple of years at most, seems like he really bit himself in the ass by instigating an overzealous prosecution.
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He seems to simultaneously be incredibly smart and fucking stupid as ... |
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Thoughts? I like the photo of a bear that was a nice touch.
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Are you talking to yourself OP?
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+2% gap open and close +5% across the board
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Tell me more I'm so close say something about aapl specifically
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aapl has dropped recently on fears of tariff escalation, so they should gap even HIGHER than the rest of the market
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Bought in at $3.71 and got 11 shares
Just turned 18 and I have some experience investing but not much so I'm just trying this out.
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Good start man! I am somewhat new to investing/trading as well. Good luck learning!!
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It will be a good... |
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If we tank then this morning is the quintessential "dead cat bounce"
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Depends if we get real trade deal shit, I bet have spy 290 in no time, else spy will drop back to 250
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My kids are 20. The last time we step foot in AnF was middle school. It's just not a brand they care for.
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Are they also autistic?
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Like father like son
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Suddenly a $10 commission sounds cheap
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I was wondering about RH until I tried it. It's cute but trashy and I wouldn't take her home to mom. Now I know exactly what my commission pays for.
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Honestly, if you are trading with more than ... |
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I know this is short term yolo life sub but does anyone believe FB will be dominant in social media 5 years from now? I don't.
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What do you think will be the dominate platform? Instagram?
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FB is ruling the landscape because they buy o... |
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Truly what we deserve for our feeless frequent faggotry
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This sub sucks
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No surprise. SoftBank probably forced all the current executives outs and putting their own in. Right now they have their COO in WeWork to "reorganize and reform their leadership."
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As they should. WeWork execs just got Kashoggi’ed.
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this Afro-American fellow did warn us and tell us to but QQQ puts
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Sir it's pronounced Africa-American.
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Well. Has he?
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He’d be stupid to keep it public. I wonder what would be a good price to go private at
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Misusing the term flash crash for $200 Alex
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Right... Because in 75 minutes, Micron went from 54.20 to 50.71 to 53.31
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A flash crash would be shit happening in an instant not a bit over four 15m candles. That's just volatility, a sello... |
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ok but it was at 22% in the early 90s.
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And in the early 90's most Americans were so poor they couldn't afford internet or iPhones. Do you want to go back to that?
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LOL. In the 90's the internet was not what you see today, and Iphones were o... |
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These sentiments are the exact same sentiments for when AMD was post under 10 before it popped. Too many young guys buying stocks (and options) but not sure why.
Do any of you read the earnings reports or do DD? That's why you're all trying to slit your wrists.
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>$420 trillion
>$20 trillion debt
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We are a profitable Nation.
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if wsb has taught me anything it's to inverse
fucking puts all the way. aapl gonna get cucked by el trumperino and china somehow
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This is true. But, someone last week apparently posted about picking up Apple calls for this and everyone in the comments s... |
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Nice work. Plan going forward?
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MU $90C
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i’ll give you whatever i have left if you just end me.
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Or you stop complaining and make a great comeback. We believe in you.
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alright that actually makes me feel better.
then again, anything will.
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Market sell wtf
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Market sell is fine for a high volume stock, esp if your broker isn't a scam
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Thank you! This is definitely the most likely gold bear case imo. I think the biggest difference between now and 2016 is what's going on internationally...global growth really does look weak and a side effect of that has been people piling int... |
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Sunk my IRA into RAD. I just have a hunch that we are really in a business friendly climate right now and for the foreseeable future.
[proof](http://i.imgur.com/IJKMnTL.jpg)
[log](http://i.imgur.com/psnMNfI.jpg)
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Fuuuuuck have 75k in 3x funds. Decision time.
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Stay bullish, get some protective puts so you don't bleed to death but keep it in
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Facebook still around in 20 years? Hmm
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it seems crazy to say, but i feel like if apple doesn't get away from the iphone, 20 years from now, they may be started to go downhill pretty fast. it's great now, but i feel like given how fast tech changes, and how ... |
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$GIG
2436 shares @ 2.05
Current 2.04
Not bad yet but its not moving like I thought it would.
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How do you sleep!?!
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ALL IN ON SYRIAN REAL ESTATE
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Idk, the triple leveraged ETF isn't showing up on my robinhood
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Any dates you recommend?
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i bought 10/4 hoping they keep burning their money on useless advertisement. this free shipping scheme is an obvious “WE NEED HELP PLEASE BUY $75 EVERY PURCHASE” which nobody is going to bite. the only chqnce to save macy’s is ulta ... |
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I never could afford to average down bc I'm bagholding 650 shares at 118. THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH.
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damn bro is that a yolo?
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bye felicia
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buy fellatio
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Not much money? You made $1000! Phenomenal job!
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On reddit everyone is a software developer from California making 250k a year.
Or a barista with 75k+ student loans.
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The real idiots don't tend to last long because they lose all of thier money following our satirical advice
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You mean don't buy JNUG and JDST?
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Long as you buy in equal amounts and piss in a jug wearing a wolf mask.
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It’s still in this pattern where it gets to 190 and falls back to 170 so I’m waiting for one more dip to hop in.
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don't worry, once I buy more at 170 it will go through the earth's core.
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These "He Broke Me" book tours make me cringe - Hillary's 'What Happened' and Comey's 'A Higher Loyalty' - books by losers about losing. Gee can't wait to pick one up.
I just hope they don't poke the orange bear on this one.
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Not a huge fan of Trump but je... |
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The most anti-SJW stocks
#1 Wal-Mart
#2 Exxon Mobil
#3 Dow Chemical
#4 Goldman Sachs
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5 Monsanto
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If that 10/26 call doesn't expire OTM I will eat a dog
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Mods get in here and take note please.
If papa bezos swings this boy around with his blessings during earnings call, this man here will eat a dog.
Else BAN.
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I'll murder him bef... |
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His whole life savings was worth 6,000 fidget spinners at wholesale?
That's like $1,000 no?
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Aren't fidget spinners like 5 bucks?
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I wish i could talk to milliennials who own snap and dont know what are earnings report, that must be funny
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It will be even more of a bloodbath tomorrow when they see on Robinhood that their shares fell 20% overnight. Could easily see it creeping up to 3... |
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No insitutions hold $IQ?
Lol.
I’m not sure who is more retarded, OP, the commenters here or Yahooligans.
https://www.holdingschannel.com/bystock/?symbol=IQ
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yeah 1 institution holds IQ sounds stupid
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[I prefer a consolidation of all my tools into one simple site, that's what the pros do.](http://www.tblop.com/)
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Idk why I click any links on wsb anymore lol
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I buy LUV every night on Craigslist if you know what I mean
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You're thinking of Backpage my friend. You can find LUV on Craigslist for free though if you're into dudes.
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Nothing helps you get a foot on the property ladder quite like a market collapse
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Yeah, but this isn't a real estate collapse.
People will take their money out of the stock market and put it into property.
Watch and see. Happens every god damned time.
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I just sold that guy mids for 25 a gram
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Reparations nigga!
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Are there any black people on this subreddit
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Literally said it would bounce up and got downvoted into oblivion. Fuck you guys who have 10k losses on this easy ass stock.
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Me too. This thing will shoot up while every idiot here buys in at the top, rinse and repeat.
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CHINA EMBASSY IN CANADA DEMANDS IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF HUAWEI CFO
https://twitter.com/Lee_Saks/status/1070472342982328321
TRADE DEAL IS OVER, TRUMP FUCKED IT UP ALL AGAIN.
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Look I want it to continue to crash as much as the next person but if mango man is ... |
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And now he’s at zero
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That's why I diversify my assets, if I buy Powerball or mega millions I get a few scratch tickets as well. It's a good plan to Cover your losses
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the lottery is great and goverment approved! so you know they're a legi... |
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be careful - if you trade too much in a TFSA the CRA can force you to pay gains...
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This is news to me... do you have a link for this claim?
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google "tfsa trading cra". You'd need to trade like daily in it and make huge gains. Worry about... |
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hit 1... |
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Why the fuck did you short ford you stupid idiot
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Hes only down 25k. The options can still swing but friday was a great day for everyone. How could robinhood loan you 60k. Wtf?
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On a fucking trial. Like, yo wtf, you are attracting the young retards of the world, its your fucking mission statement. Then you ... |
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Wait....is this a trump sub?
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There are quite a few 4chan-style autists in this sub that are definitely right wing, but I have seen many people make liberal/left wing comments and arguments getting upvoted here as well. It is likely a decent mix of ideologie... |
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Not sure how I got here but I'm interested. Could someone ELI5 what happened?
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Dude made an extremely risky bet and it paid off. He used a synthetic "option" to bet FB stock would go down. And, it went down massively after the earnings call.
Play dumb ga... |
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Sure the market is overvalued, but technology is still increasing at an exponential rate.
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Mind elaborating on that profound statement?
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Bruh, this is /r/wallstreetbets not /r/suckgooglesdick
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Android play store could be entering two huge new markets in China and Iran and you think WSB wouldn't want this unpublished news?
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Well now that you let us know its insider informat... |
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So we create a War on Drugs but instead of just fucking with Mexico, we send our DEA to China to fuck them up too.
Sounds good bro when should I let Donald know to sign this into law?
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Maybe you should become the new economic advisor
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Hi from /r/all! Big fan of Phil and I just downloaded the Robinhood app. Thinking about buying some stock in companies I'm familiar with. I'm into pcgaming and love AMDs new Threadripper. Is that a good company to invest in?
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What you really want is optio... |
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I wonder what Elon thinks of our memes, doesn't he supposedly frequent WSB?
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I think he enjoys them for the most part. I posted a meme about him contemplating opening up a new weed company and it was hidden within a few hours.
$WEED confirmed as his next v... |
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Gonna dump 4k in. If I don't have 2 million by 2018, I'm suing you OP.
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Robinhood has a return policy if you aren't happy with your stock
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read this on /r/robinhood so its true
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> YOLO Chinese meme calls! Woo!
"Calculated"
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Hey! SOGO is a great investment. I’m only down $600 but big returns coming soon!
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Roulette is a great investment too as long as you pick the right number.
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free great sex is basically arbitrage
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If you think the sex is free, you just haven’t realized how many ways you’re paying for it.
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Double the revenue and eps of nvidia and half the market cap. Go figure.
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Thats because the market somehow thinks NVDA deserves a fucking 44.28 P/E. IF MU had the same evaluation its stock price would be $429 a share...
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Does that package have "STEAL ME" written on it too?
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Right? Our front door is also about 10 steps away from the front door lol
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Sell and buy tech FDs.
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Bets is an acronym for Black Entertainment Networks. Basically we are betting on which shitty movie Tyler perry will make next. When Micron drops 8%, clearly that means Madea goes to jail 15 won’t be made. So we all lost 70%
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I still don’t get it...
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Good God, that really summed up American politics. Please cross post to r/politics
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/r/politics may as well change it's name to /r/ihatetrump
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Gut telling me short... I cashed out high yesterday
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When Musk kills this guy I call dibs on his assets.
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I was just thinking about this concept when that analyst at GS downgraded Tesla like $100 or something. Half faggots at the firm probably shorted it the day before
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To be fair, $100 a share is still like 25% overvalued.
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It is mind bog... |
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Long coal baby
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LODE?
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That pattern day trader badge of honor brings a tear to my eye, you cuck.
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As a non RH user what's that all about? Are trades not free for the company?
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It's not a robinhood thing, it's a government regulation thing. You can only do a set... |
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https://imgur.com/xqa16cI
Dual 4k monitors (fuck outta here with your 4k TVs, get lasik scrubs)
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Bonus for shopping at ikea for artwork.
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They're a shit company who is being outperformed by 2 competitors. Why do you people keep buying garbage
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one man's trash is another man's treasure
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Monster green week incoming.
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god i hope so
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Unlikely. Lube up.
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Front office of subway I’m fucking crying
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That was my favorire part too lol
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You're like Bernie sanders when asked what his favorite book is
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Need to drop another 10% for puts to actually make money.
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Good thing I listened to the guy who said 9/14’s were about the same price with a third of the IV
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Playing the spread was basically free money
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Assuming you're s... |
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Whataburger just needs to expand nationwide
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As long as their quality doesn't drop. Granted I'm in Sa... |
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Alright fine creative meme use have an updoot
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This nigga just said updoot, we’ve officially been overrun with faggot normies
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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This guy doesn't fuck.
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I have a red pill for you.
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Wow, the first option trade I've made in my life was buying all in today on $JUNO. Up 600%
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Well done.
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Hear me out, I’m thinking of jumping into options (after like a year of reading this sub and legit research), any thoughts on where I should start?
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If you did legit research then why are you asking lol
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100% private lending to high risk credit individuals. Use dubious credit collection agencies to collect
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AMEX?
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$AXP
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AXP confirmed. I have a credit limit that's twice what I've earned in a year ever. (No it's not even c... |
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not at all... you're an idiot regardless.
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Bitch in in med school fuck yo finance degree
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No you can't.
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Of course you can, it's not that fucking hard to sign up for an education.
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They go up when you're not looking.
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Yeah, just cover your eyes and tap the screen in different places until numbers start changing. Definitely good for volume.
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I don’t think socialism is the answer but why does the right pretend the minimum wage wasn’t set up to live off of. “no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country.” -FDR
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My mutual fund had a 13% return in the past 6mos and always beats the S&P going back 15+ years. These passive cuck articles are pure garbage.
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That fund would be...?
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LOL.
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I highly suggest Americans reduce beef consumption
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Don't forget bacon, with the healthcare bill destined to fail it might be time to eat healthier. Bad health is expensive for Americans.
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Long lean hogs
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PROOF OR BAN
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Will accept ban. Can’t afford new pants.
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NO screw this. We will buy you pants if you do it. Have some fucking respect. We live for this shit. Literally
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Once, a kid at my high school had a group bet that he... |
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FYI for those normies- I have followed him on many trades and made $$$$
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On here? I'm running low on tendies
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Goodbye.
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I've never been prouder of a group of people
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Still waiting for the flair to be added.
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Wait was this in 'time money'? Lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah my SO is inexplicably a subscriber.
## Speaker_2: ##
Its 2018 bro just call him your boyfriend
## Speaker_3: ##
SO is shorter to type
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bf is shorter to type because theres less key distance
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is it 2010?
## Speaker_1: ##
they had that movie recently though
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
## Speaker_3: ##
I actually liked it. It took a complete 180 on the whole "don't judge a person by their looks" message you see in a lot of childr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know this is WSB and all, but your first trade was a fucking option?
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How else is he supposed to get 1000% returns?
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This is a 1 day chart...
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s the point
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1 day is not 2 months....
## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus Christ that’s why I posted it
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Jesus Christ can't help with your arithmetic son
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## Speaker_0: ##
My $GE FD puts are gonna become fucking worthless unless a miracle happens. Next time I'm gonna do the opposite of /r/wsb
## Walls1337bot: ##
You're finally learning.
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## Speaker_0: ##
He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh yes he can, and he will.
Yo keep assuming the market is based on fundamentals and rationality
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Similar to the wnba
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well now I feel insignificant
## Speaker_1: ##
Isn't all significance psychological?
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I am considering buying lunch today. Funding secured.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sold MU?
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