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Its called "Game Theory"
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My girlfriend studies that and she also told me that. She also told me I'm retarded
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People have no shame anymore huh... like why not do an internet search first?
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Guess google doesn’t do the trick anymore
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"All aboard the yolo train,” one recently replied. “Full disclosure I did a bunch of Xanax and drank a bunch of coffee 30 minutes ago.”
This is clearly taken out of context. Shitty and lazy journalism strikes again.
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Of all my wonderful quotes, they pick *t... |
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What the fuck is this noise with bump stocks being banned before Christmas?
I'm shorting the market and the US.
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Lots of boating accidents happening
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Man I’m poor. This hurts to think you gambled 81k to make 33k. Even though you’re good at it.
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Investing in Amazon, Google, Apple, and FB all companies with +400B market caps is gambling now? what is this personalfiance?
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When they're o... |
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Cool story bro
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this is not possible unless you can trade options
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There are tons of other derivatives/contracts you can trade that can can easily net this kind of return.
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Easily?
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If you guess right.
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See, that is ... |
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u mean to say , my bac b which has taken a dump worse than diarrhea will come back up ?
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Bro rockets need time to fuel before going to the moon
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Hes right tho
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Fuck you. I need my lifted f350 to commute to my IT job and I dont want gas going up.
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Why don't you buy a Tesla like all your coworkers in IT
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As if we made enough
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New Ford F350: 34k
Pe... |
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Yea, this banner is no bueno for us working folk.
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Then don't be a literal retarded faggot and figure out how to turn off CSS styling. It's a default option in your acct settings, and god damn it I already helped you too much..
Just KYS.
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Anyone know what the original question was that this idiot missed?
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For ordering his favorite beverages on demand, LBJ had four buttons installed in the Oval Office labeled "coffee," "tea," "Coke" and what?
A) Fresca
B) V8
C) Yoo-hoo
D) A&W
He an... |
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Thank you, you saw my post yelling at people to buy 10,000 shares and trade it when it goes up 40 cents didn't you?
and here it is, someone did it.
I can't believe you are the only one, I'm tied up in Spy and Futures, but I wanted to sooooooo bad buy 10,000+ shares when I... |
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a bear irl would fuck a bull up
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No way. Have you ever actually been near a full grown bull? Not a castrated steer but two thousand plus pounds of pointy horned testosterone fueled grass fed muscle?
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No doubt. A bull is a 1 ton killing mach... |
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what does fd stand for?
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Fortnite dance
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According to AP, she didn't even give a concession speech to the people at her HQ rally. Wow....
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She's speaking this morning. I expect the concession then.
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She is speaking now. USA today has a live stream
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She spoke t... |
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crapcrapcrap. How can we possibly compete with that?
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*Slap* get yourself together. He doesn't have a yacht yet.
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He bought the dip, man! Next week he'll probably have a HFT super computer setup and will have 5 yachts by Saturday.
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Various subreddits, Stocktwits, a few online group-chats. I don't have to like the company to notice its getting attention for a short-term move.
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Mind sharing the other subreddits?
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/r/petitegonewild is a pretty gr8 place for catching ... |
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Did Su light up a blunt and call some people the P word? WTF is going on.
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It was just that Intel news on 10nm and increase demand at Intel. Most of the run up on AMD was becoz people thought Intel is dead and doomed. They cant bring 10nm to the market. So ... |
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Both sides as of right now are agreeing not to tarriff each other any further. The trade war was not won, nothing has changed yet and nothing is written in stone. Realistically, everything is just postponed.
Both sides get to dictate when they surrender in a trade war. Unti... |
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I hate when people ask these type of questions, like what the fuck do you expect from a post like this you fucking moron.
Fuck you.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Clearly he expects a stock pick that will multiply his current cash, you fucking stupid or something?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yep, I was there sonny.
I saw a lot of things. Did a lot of stuff. If I told you, It'd blow your hair back.
Strippers buying 6 houses on credit. Synthetic CDO's filled with organic CDO's. The price of gas skyrocketing. Soccer moms outside of Sunoco stations, sucking the o... |
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It's only money. Time to tighten up the budget a bit, and sell everything you don't need. You'll get it all back eventually.
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Still have 2 kidneys, he can probably sell one and should be fine
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Maybe a teste or two as well
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2001 data? Srsly?
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9/11 2001 was not a green day.
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Because if the market goes down 10% in a day, this magical ETF would go to 0?
How stupid are you.
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Couldn't you just sell the day before it dropped and then reinvest?
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Yes and then afterwards fly your delorean up the asshole of albert einst... |
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It's because it is. Inverse the mkt.
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^ this
It is, wait for it to bounce off the ceiling then go inverse as it stumbles off the cliff.
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I think it's safe to say I have a problem when i see my portfolio rise and fall 4 figures each day without batting an eye and then debate for an hour if I really want to drop 10 bucks on lunch with the coworkers.
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> I think it's safe to say I have a probl... |
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Depends on the IV and the expected move. Some companies have IV at 200-300% which is ridiculous if they only move 5%. But if IV is high but its known that the company will move double digits, it could pay off.
IV crush gets worst with strangles and straddles because its li... |
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Are you now making up fake news? Didn't they beat?
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CNN just hired him!
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#fakenews
Edit: had not the slightest clue thats what hashtage did on reddit
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\#fakenews
You must have the wrong version of reddit installed.
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Took my 110% at 96.
Too much manipulation, have a good trip fellas!
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I took my 204% a while ago. Good luck at earnings everyone that is holding.
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How the fuck does this work? When it shows he bought 48 calls of Netflix at 195, how does he make money when the price reaches 195?
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He will sell the options instead of exercising.
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If you work for GS or any other big company like them, you don't get to trade like you do now.
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Actually this is an important consideration. Depending on your role you may find yourself designated as a "covered person," meaning you're obligated to maintain a... |
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Ive been waiting for it to die to 5 forever kill it already
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Lmao didn't their IPO start at like $27? What a stupid fucking company. Get cucked, $SNAP.
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## Speaker_0: ##
yah this sub is better you can have fun losing a lot of money with people.
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As long as people aren't literally being retarded and throwing away their entire life savings or *cough* maxing out credit cards to buy stock *cough*, you take the good with the ... |
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"Stocks"
I love it when people who throw money at 3x leveraged ETFs don't know that they're not buying a company.
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actually a ETN, buddy pal.
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Really who gives a fuck as long as it loses me money I don't give a monkey's ass what it's ca... |
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Durp durp, and Market doesn't care. This scares me. Sum Ting Wong
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Ho Lee Phuck
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What the fuck are you trading to lose that much with the market
Flat?
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probably bought a ton of penny stock
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First
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Nice
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weird. u usually dont see IV crush without the earnings lol.
seems u lucked out tho.
i think the most important lesson here is to not sell for 30% loss. just keep yelling IT HAS TO TURN IT AROUND
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This whole situation came from earnings changing from th... |
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They're just rehashing old shit now. How badly do they want to beat this fucking thing down? Thought the high $160s was a deal but apparently not, they really want to cash out on their options come ER.
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I agree. There is an organized effort to torch thi... |
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It bounced off it's weekly pivot point perfectly, free money. If you all aren't using pivot points, you should be.
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thanks cuck faggot! Ill google that now
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Vix going up does not mean market goes down. It means there is more volatility in the market. There can still be huge swings up.
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Makes sense. $SPY had a huge upswing a couple hours ago, and by huge I mean a dollar cause SPY is for pussies like me.
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That's soy protein isolate. It's found in soy proteins and top ramen.
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## Speaker_0: ##
my wife is getting new tits!!!! I had puts too!!
cash money records for the 99 year 2,000
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I'm glad you get to play with them tits mate
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thanks
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Not you faggot
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>nervously checks flair
F-for me?
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Get that role playing type shit out of here, tho that’s definitely a top tier autism indicator. So yes, for you.
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I thought we were retarded
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If you can't tell he is joking, you definitely are.
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Lol, this is the most wholesome meme in the history of WSB
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To many of the people I knew in school who were finance majors idolized wolf of wall street. I feel most money people have unhealthy obsessions with bad role models.
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A generati... |
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I wish I had 151k to play with
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this ain't no game
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No way to know when the market will crash or predict what will cause it. It could run up 50% before crashing 20%, in which case you'd make less money by not having bought in now. Or it could fall soon, but no way to know where the true bottom is, so you might buy high and th... |
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AMD 10.5 11 FD
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I'm new here. What does FD mean?
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Weeklies, a 4/20 expiration date.
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AKA Fat Doobies
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You're a faggot but ur right
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I reported you because you're a mean person and I don't like mean people especially on the internet.
Being mean is bad. Being nice is good!
EDIT: Give me more downvotes filthy sinners!
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Shut up, faggot.
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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/r/politics is such a garbage sub.
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HOW CAN BERNIE STILL WIN
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Well fuck boys
Edit: this is actually insane.
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Lol. This is now a suicide thread
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Is this a serious question?
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Yes, i have no idea how any of this works.
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you've come to the right place
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To be honest I don't really care about you guys and I just want money.
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That's very mean of you, I'm calling the mods
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Mooooods! /u/small_root was being mean again!
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God dammet i hate when people be
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its bothering me that you didnt make 4 more dollars so you could post it at 30k gains
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I too am bothered by that. Was planning on making a quick trade to fix that but I wanted to post on the six month and sadly its a Sunday. Oh well maybe tomorrow.
## Spe... |
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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damn
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He's not wrong. This was on Reddit a long time ago. She traded up lol.
Proof?
https://i.redd.it/653059w6ej5y.png
From her blog they broke up. And I guess she found her Chad. Both pics fr... |
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Don't you dare doubt my beloved Best Buy.
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It's going to burn like Waco
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>crushed by next generation of shoppers
For real tho what does this mean?
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Old fucks that are buying electronics from Best Buy because they don't u... |
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Hoping for the best. We should definitely talk more and bounce ideas.
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dude's got an AI bot, just cut out the middle man and have ur bots talk to eachother. I swear this sub...
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Do you want skynet? Because this is... |
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This is a Quality meme
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It came from the heart.. or anus. Dunno, both hurt
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Swap the trump-tradewar with the fed-interest rates imo
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came here to say literally this
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If you came to anything, it’s literall... |
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I'm staring at the SP and options charts
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SO WHATS THE PLAY
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I'm waiting to see if it drops below $31, which it is at
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Then what? Is that bullish or bearish.
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I'm staring at the SP and options charts
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SO WHATS THE PLAY
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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That's fucking ridiculous. I had to look it up because I thought you were bullshitting. You weren't... |
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Those two look really happy. They have each other, and I have no one. It's just me and my money.
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Actually finding happiness is over-rated.
It's all about the chase/research.
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Just scrolling through this sub once a day will result in losing money
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Unironically made bank thanks to this sub. You just need to be even more autistic than the autistic posters
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I agree. The rebound is overdone. People got a taste of what the next four years will be like, with nonstop Clinton investigations. Hillary will still lose.
And yes, that means she will lose the electoral college. Florida, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Nevada, and *maybe*... |
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*stock goes up 10%*
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Earnings down 10%
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We are approved to launch nukes from space with the military.
Stocks up 50%
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That would never happen
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SpaceX will start having secret nigh... |
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This motherfucker has to be loading up on shorts before saying shit like this
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Elected officials trading based on insider information in regard to policy is not considered insider trading FYI
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Wow wtf I'm running for office
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There are no good subs because this isn't something you can learn by reading, it is all about experience. If you went to a prop shop they'd just sit you down and go "figure it out". Those of us here who know what we are doing (and the years of work it takes to not get flat o... |
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I’m buying so many calls at open it isn’t even fucking funny.
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At least 6
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$6 worth.
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4750 shares here 6.90's avg.
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proof?
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Here you go cuckaroo http://imgur.com/RqDCIoQ
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I will probably get a lot of hate but just think about it, Do you guys think Tesla has gotten overpriced? guys this stock was at 260 last month now trading at 350 and even on red days usually goes green? this fast of an incline do u think it could crash hard soon? it reached... |
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XIV and BRZU. Going bigly this weekend.
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Brave!
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same here. Trump doesnt say anything dumb, we win. Otherwise,...we're fucked
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1) Liquidate all stocks
2) Payoff your mortgage and all personal debt owed
3) Exchange your dollars for non-dollar denominated assets/foreign currencies (non-G7 countries)
4) Move out of the USA
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5) Move to remote primitive tropical island
6) Buy wha... |
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With options like those, they’re doing you a favor.
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Those are just the ones i haven't gotten rid of. They are already worthless so I just let em ride ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I know this isn't r/options but fuck it I'll try and give you decent advice... |
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What are the best stock twitter accounts to follow?
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@realdonaldtrump. Sell the moment he posts something. Works everytime.
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Not sure that tariffs were supposed to help companies. Pretty sure they're meant to help the tax collectors.
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They are meant to be combative to unfair trade practices, like forced technology transfer and IP theft. Tariffs are probably the most generic tool ... |
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The Instagram whore industry.
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Shit isn't going anywhere though...
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Supply is increasing and price is decreasing though. In the old days they’d get flown out + 10k for a night, now you have to let 15 Arab dudes run a train on you just to get... |
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I might buy some of these because there is no fucking way this guy can be this dumb.. he must actually know something
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Do it pussy
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I'm putting together a user case and a roi for a terminal at my work....
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Radio On Internet
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How to profit from this?
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Collect rainwater, but secretly so you’re not arrested
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Is there a stock that does this?
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It’s illegal so probably not
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Illegal to collect rain water? O want what you're smoking
#... |
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Good for my puts
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100% cash since tuesday, fells good man
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How much did you lose?
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everything
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## Speaker_0: ##
Okay, that is it. Close the doors. We are fucking done. Someone posted gains of less than a dollar.
We have become overrun with Pikers.
We knew this day would come. Initiate self destruct sequence. Block all access to escape pods. We all go down with this fucker. We are al... |
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Is everyone dead?
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Maybe the market didnt want a massacre on Columbus Day. Today, though. Hold on
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all talks. nothing happens
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Pretty much. Whole story of his presidency thus far is him shitting the bed and cleaning up half of it while expecting praise - which he sadly gets from retards.
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Anyone buying some calls for the NFLX earnings? I picked up 2 calls, just wondering if that is the right move
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Last earnings, it fucking sank so deep then bounced back. I'm waiting til after earnings to make the play.
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I love laughing at idiots as much as the next guy. Then I think, how can I take advantage of these idiots for my own financial gain?
I haven't been able to answer that question properly, yet. This causes me to think I may not be as smart as I'd like to think I am.
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Well, they did just deliver thirty Model 3 units....
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Next ER they will announce 60 units Model 3 and announce doubled up delivery and expectation.
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Then by definition it is not YOLO. Your vernacular is incorrect.
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lol w.e lo/
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How fucking retarded are you exactly
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The Dow is up ~27% since the election despite the Fed raising interest rates ����♂️
Oh no! The Dow is only up 15% YoY. Doom!
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I don't understand the emojis, or the celebration of losing almost all the gains those hard-won tax cuts for the rich provided... |
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More like keeping their kids eyes away from toxic material. This is genius. There is way too much toxicness in our media now days. I would honestly pay for something like this that will guarantee that my kid will not see gay pride being forced down their throats. Shit I neve... |
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[I love the smell of five figure gains in the morning (~4%)](https://imgur.com/gallery/PcJrF)
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You going to hold those calls through December earnings?
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Yes. Jan’s are ‘19. Might sell Aprils if the share price blows through $60
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Long airbags, though. They legit saved my life.
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im guessing they werent takata airbags
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Fucking analysts....
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They gave us a golden buying opportunity. Do you think those clowns aren't loading up right now?
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Exactly what I said last night. And I was right.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't know what to believe anymore
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## Speaker_1: ##
Aka Bloomberg’s business model. The most laughable were the articles about ‘Why we know facebooks stock price has hit its low’ 2 days after the Cambridge analytica scandal.
## Speaker_2: ##
And did it hit a low?
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I remember seei... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
be more convincing next time
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haha fair enough
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Check out the options on Ford $F. They are dirt cheap. You can get weeklies for as low as $2.
## Speaker_0: ##
Wut
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Which of the words is confusing you?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wonder if I can buy naked calls on margin...
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why do people in here keep saying this shit. When talking about buying calls, "naked" literally means nothing.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just curious, why did you buy so many calls with different strike prices? Why not just use the cash to buy one strike price calls?
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I dunno.
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You are the embodiment of wsb.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is gamma?
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Next. Boring, bonehead questions are not cool. Next.
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What's the difference between a "going up" option and a "going down" option?
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Sorry. These questions are so dry. They're killing me.
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