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You can read my original story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8igcal/got_expelled_from_university_few_years_ago/
And my first update: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8n9yvu/the_chgg_gain_train_continues_up_48k_since_i_last/
**How d... |
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Ok I will buy one put.
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I bought 200 four cent weeklies on GPRO hoping for a Friday rally!
But all my major positions are short
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So you flushed $800 down the drain
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But, uh, we'll see.
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They got bailed out long ago, and never seemed to learn their lesson from it, maybe I am wrong on that but that is the impression I got.
I do not know what exactly we were subsidizing, but if one of those things was the workforce and manufacturing of more than just electri... |
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How many positions?
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Two positions, ~380 shares, cost basis around $262/share for both positions.
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Should've bought calls!
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Wasn't planned. Got a price alert on the symbol, made the trade while eating a burrito. Agree though... |
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Your brain cell count is at a 5 year low if you think buying RAD shares is a worth while use of capital
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There are no good stocks and bad stocks. There are only cheap stocks and expensive stocks. That said, I have no idea what the intrinsic value is for ... |
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I agree, i plan on buying some myself. It's a exponential growth story that can be similar to a facebook
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Except Facebook wasn't going up against an established giant
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5G.
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The great thing about NOK is that nobody else is working on 5g.
Not QCOM. Not ERIC. Not huawei (gesundheit) and definitely not Samsung. Also Siemens isn't looking into 5g.
Yup. Nokias definitely going to be the dominant force in 5g, and nobody el... |
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Green by noon
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dont worry theres still 5 min till noon
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Damn if you double your money you can almost afford a blowjob from your mom.
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There’s a Thursday discount for about $3.50
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DAAMMNN.... Looks like my paper account..
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even my paper account is not that great :(
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Even when I started out, paper accounts never did it for me. Unless you have skin in the game, you react differently. Behavioral finance 101.
Same shit w... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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Senten... |
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> I want to earn big money and be rich motherfucker who lives in big style. I get that it will take time to learn what I need to know in order to be successful trader and that I wont be a millionaire in a year. So do you guys think that its possible to become rich this wa... |
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"what happens if it expires worthless?"
"its only a loss if you sell"
lmao
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Yo is that Bill Clinton at the 6:49 mark?
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Petition to have this clown immortalized in the banner with "Stocks are great, until they arent" under him.
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We should call him and ask him if he is cool with it.
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Why is everything falling pre market? I want to buy Aapl shares but should I wait?
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Lots of nervousness going into Apples earnings. If they good we moon, if they suck we drill. Just 1 company determining the fate of an entire developed country, no big de... |
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this thing popping hard than my throbbing cock. Up 52%.
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Short sune confirmed.
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Why would you short it AFTER the panic has driven down prices?
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Kid, if you can't see that play then you should get out of the game while you've still got the shirt on your back.
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Ya kid, its all ab... |
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Please tell me this is you, or someone you know
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Hahaha, I wish. It's a guy named Roy Purdy.
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Haha what program did you use to put text over the signs?
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After Effects and a motion tracking program called Mocha. And far... |
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If it makes you feel better I'm $15k in at an average price of $24.16.
http://i.imgur.com/XaTzYMh.png
The pain is real.
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I thought uwti had high fees thou that eat you up?
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Shortin... |
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I'm not a Trump basher at all (don't like or hate him) but this is a really poor decision.
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It's really not. The pact was us basically giving money to other countries to waste. We do enough of that already.
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The pact was voluntary, but it... |
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I have a question. If I buy a call, then sell it, am I responsible for any increase in value? How’s that work? I read something about selling to close it but wouldn’t that just make it worthless?
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You belong here
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Nice. Needs more jpegs
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>Nice. Needs more jpegs
[There you go!](http://morejpeg.com/Image/View/d1bc3965-7f33-e811-80f0-9d5eaea625ba)
^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot
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Oh now I see!
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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nobody warned me tbh
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It’s actually right in the prospectus you didn’t read.
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That fun little options handbook they mail you is also a lot of fun!
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Reminds me of my on... |
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And yet I still have no idea how the stock hasn’t plummeted. All the other bad bets make sense in hindsight. This one is still trading ultra low volume, up after an atrocious miss, guidance down, no good news to prop it up.
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Because we all bought PUTS
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Yeah well today I made about $250 at my job so fuck you
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Better than me, I made $120.
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How many dicks is that?
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Well considering it's EMT work and I did see a dick today. It was 1 dick for $120 among other things.
## Wa... |
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he has been avoiding the show for days. after LFIN CEO looked like a stammering pile of digested curry i wouldnt blame any of these other crypto nerds for not going on the show. the analysts were hammering him.
and lfin is still up today. 3.6 B market cap and he said it ... |
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Holy shit their mission statement is just saying “we are an echo chamber. We are right. You are wrong. Will ban you if you think otherwise”
Those people are mentally ill, man.
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And yet on the front page every goddamn day.
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because Reddit... |
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Post your tsla puts loss porn
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I shorted it right before the FBI drop. I’m pretty good right now.
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SEC, right here
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Serious: what was your thinking going in? What was your strategy (if any) besides YOLO?
I'm assuming you're the same guy who posted with the $105 2017 puts... And now $LNKD is at $106.. Like he/you knew exactly where it would go.
Truly a wizard
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Legit I... |
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He seems pretty confident about his beliefs.
Tl;Dr Market crash bigger than 2008 coming within 2.5 years, buy gold, fuck btc, shouldn't have a minimum wage, don't let people vote until 28, Clinton sucks, Trump sucks, 1860-1910 rocked, shits tarded.
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S... |
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This is amazing on so many levels...87% in SHOP? Over 600k in Robinhood? Insane monetary gains? This is like the meme post dream
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It’s funny Robinhood gold (if I upgraded to the highest tier) would let me put in another 600k on margin if I wanted... but I... |
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As an actual scientist I have rock bottom trust in any conclusion drawn by a large health study, and exactly zero trust in conclusions coming from a single study. Maybe if 100 other studies repeat I'll stop drinking on weekdays.
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Another peer reviewed and... |
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I think Fidelifuck makes you review something like that too, just once though. Can't remember for sure though, was probably drunk. I'm always drunk when I trade.
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Are you in Asia and get drunk at a reasonable hour, or do you get drunk between 9:30am-4pm?
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How much did you buy tho
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1 share
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currently 276 seems to have strong lower resistance for SPY. Unless there is a massive sell-off this is going to trades sideways around 276-276.5
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It isn't even noon yet. You're calling this way too early.
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I earned ten dollars on robin hood. Do I have to disclose that? Asking for a robin hood high roller friend
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No. You don’t pay taxes on robin hood
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Sweet! Time to cash my RH gains for a nice dinner at Golden Corral :)
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Why does shit like this happen? Why do companies beat earnings and then the next day go to shit? Is it a good idea to buy it right after it goes down and wait for it to go back up again? I'm pretty sure I've seen a thread of some guy who did that on here I think and had kill... |
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Futures still green fgt
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Give it a few hours you cuck
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What about the attack makes you think that the market will dip? Sounds like it was just some old crank.
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Because I am better at this than you.
Market opens 930 ... |
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S&P 500 is back down 0.4% as of this writing.
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.4% who cares
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Well it was a 5.4% gain from last night.
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I wanted to remain silent on my $EA calls because they are my heaviest money maker right now and I don't want wsb to ruin it lol.
But yes OP I'm with you.
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You ruined it
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I think the answer to this problem is more retarded mods
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Quantity of retarded mods, or quality of how retarded the mods are?
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Yes
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Mod that guy
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No
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Shut up faggot I bet you made mone... |
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trying to get in on the next dip. what do you think $RAD's price movement is gonna look like over the next two trading days?
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Here's the dip faggot
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I thought we weren't allowed to buy MU puts?
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Just not allowed to talk about it.
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/r/highqualitygifs stuff! ��
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The problem with /r/highqualitygifs is that its just all text overlays about hqg meta. This one is actually relevant and good meemee.
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Incels found a new home
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"Incel" is the new "GamerGater"
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5% BREAKEVEN ON WALMART FD?
oh laaaaaawdy murrrsy
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His breakeven is 8.2% actually.
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[LAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDY MUUUUUUUURSY](https://media0.giphy.com/media/vk7VesvyZEwuI/giphy.gif)
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Lockheed Martin? Or similar defense contractors...
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I'm looking for something more aggressive. What's a good offense contractor?
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It's the same thing, defense, offense....they make weapons....
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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How much do they make
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about fifty
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Is the investors thing at 130pm gonna pump the price?
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Hold tight baby let’s find out
I believe so. Leading into the meeting with this mornings news bodes well.
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What color did you guys get?
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green, so it matches my mint juul pods
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Lol
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next time just upvote me
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I did. And now I’ll downvote your response. Perfectly balanced.
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Women don't know how to handle money
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You dont know my wife.
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has she spent all your money yet? if so, I know her
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Well, there's no trading Monday soooo GL.
Go fuck yourself
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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You don't know what you mean.
Go fuck yourself
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is Dennis rodman even real or the 1996 Chicago bulls for that matter
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He's real, he accosted me in Newport Beach last year shitfaced
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not sure what accosted means but it sounds fap-worthy. dm me pls
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Depends what your position is in. If its UWTI then you're fucked and you need to sell. If its something like XOM then you need to ride the wave for the next couple of years.
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why am I fucked if it's UWTI
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Oh Jesus. By your response I a... |
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Gamblers don't have a strategy man
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Just so hard for me to think that the dude who bought those FB puts did it sheerily out of the rush of gambling. My brain would stop me because 64k is alot
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JNUG was $4k a share in 2013 BUYBUYBUY
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Seriously? Holy shit that's so sick lol what the fuck happened
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Plz tell me you're not being serious. If you are, may I recommended browsing r/stocks or r/investing before coming back here and h... |
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"wouldn't expect any shareholder to have one if we go private." Also "you can keep your shares." How much weed do I have to smoke by 4:20pm today to understand what the fuck this is all about, other than a shit-test of the SEC?
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Tl;dr?
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dude got away with murdering a legislator for trying to revoke his railroad charter so the legislator and his buddies could short the railroad company stock
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Next year it will be buying MU at 60 vs buying MU at 120.
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150*
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pls by January 18
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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I only committed a small portion of my funds because I really feel like going long here is crazy but I actually have faith in his 0% track record. Tomorrow we will see.
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Are you getting banned on the first?
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15th opex
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On Friday, I call +$90 on my MU calls but I thought I'd wait for higher. Nope, tanked. Accidentally messed up limit sell price today on my phone (cuz I'm special), so sold it at -$233.
This morning, I see MSFT get into green... I'm at +$134 gain. Learned my lesson from Frid... |
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Now you can lose it again ��
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Mu calls.
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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Isn't his wife's son also HIS son??? or is that the joke
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Cucc
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol holy fuck. some of this shit might be beyond r/wallstreetbets. maybe time to make a new sub called r/greedporn
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I've got some posts saved up if you do decide to go that route. Best of luck.
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The fact that they're planning this far ahead is bullish, place your bets boys. disclaimer - long a small amount 4k shares at .27 avg
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I don't think anyone with half a brain would take stock advice from someone who can't spell.
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good thing we have a business man in office who can turn this economy around. Obama WRECKED the stock market. month over month of just in the shitter numbers, so now we have this beautiful 72 year old genius in office to turn that shit around
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I'm legiti... |
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Lol was wondering what happened to you. What are your moves going foward?
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More NBEV, shit has been the only green in red baby
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By more you mean more puts now eh???
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This man gonna SELL puts you pussy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Paging /u/minisaur
I don't care if you cook it, season it, whatever.....you gotta eat that sock
*EDIT: per the c(s)ocksucker himself
"Mods said I have until monday to eat it"
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Mods, ban this faggot if he doesn't post proof by market close today
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is this big fax
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F
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A
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Daily reminder that I am bag holding at 76$/ share
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When you buy calls after their Blizzcon fiasco to make tendies, then hold until day of earnings and price drops again and you think "earnings will give me tendies". But then you wake up the next morning ho... |
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hey guys, if SPY only moved 0.03% today how did I lose so much money? pls respond
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Theta
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Love when government tells private business what to do. MORE REGULATIONS!!!!
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GOOGL and FB should be nationalized as public utilities
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Lol’ed IRL
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Delete this garbage for fuck's sake
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delet this comment
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$HD
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relevant username
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The FEDs have been always threatening interest rate increases for the last few years. They’re actually doing it now.
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Funny how the rates haven’t been this high since the last republican president. The FED has an agenda, and no oversight. We need to audit t... |
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Now I want to see GS downgrade Schwab.
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"ur trash"
"no u"
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"ur a faggot
"No u"
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“I know you are but what am I?”
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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Well unlike these bags of dicks. I'd be interested. Washington DC here - gonna be in Boston for business about 5 weeks this year, let me know if you gain any interest.
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I'd be down for a Cali one
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The lords work, also fun fact, you get cash back for reporting snap thotties.. once other people realize this snap is dead.
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I think there would be an influx of false reports from people looking to make a quick buck and the IRS will ignore the majority of re... |
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What is it that has been done?
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Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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Acording to Fed Fund Futures, to the market, there is more certainty of a rate cut than the sun rising. The market has forced Powell's hand.
Guidance on future easing is key, though.
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Sounds silly to me. Powell has always said in the most soft way possib... |
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I sold last night thinking the bubble was about the pop, locked in ~10% gains. Would be at 17% if I waited until now. Dammit.
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"The trend is your friend"
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Pitch MU
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Pitch RAD
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Pitch my tent
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Sexually.
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call me the market then
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What the fuck does a racial justice ETF even mean. Does it lose value every time a white person wears dreadlocks?
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There is a "feminist ETF" which is basically an ETF of companies with female CEOs.
If i had to guess, this is an ETF for companies with a lot... |
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This fucking stock should be at $120 with this ER.
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Same thought. Really sucks the market is literally negating positive news. MSFT is so strong yet it’s dropping.
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## Speaker_0: ##
His YOLO got him a 4 series. Not bad.
## Walls1337bot: ##
And a 435 too not a 320 like you often see
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Sorry, that's just my 18 y/o on vacation playing around with his RH account. He said he didn't want to join us on the yacht since he already planned on going to Turkey, so I gave him a few bucks to spend over there.
## Speaker_0: ##
you should try that pasta that's made... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watch God continue to punish this atheist sub
## Walls1337bot: ##
The recession will only end when the prophet u/fishychicken is unbanned!
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## Speaker_0: ##
JNUG or JDST?
## Speaker_1: ##
DD: I'm in JDST so you should inverse me and buy JNUG.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Inverse what this man just said
## Speaker_0: ##
So inverse the inverse?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes
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## Speaker_0: ##
TD Ameritrade = Sex with condoms
Robinhood = Sex without condoms
## Speaker_1: ##
How so?
## Walls1337bot: ##
More likely to catch autism and other diseases.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait till an economic recession hits. Let's see who will be upgrading a new iPhone every year.
## Speaker_1: ##
we're overdue too
## Speaker_2: ##
for a new iphone?
## Walls1337bot: ##
lets go with that
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## Speaker_0: ##
Which god damn restaurant is this
## Walls1337bot: ##
Applebee’s fam
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## Speaker_0: ##
Till she realizes its all margin.
## Walls1337bot: ##
girls dig a big leverage
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## Speaker_0: ##
Someone tell me wtf is wrong with leveraged ETFs if you are investing in the long term and have some appetite for risk.
## Speaker_1: ##
Same thing that happens when you grease the floors at a reddit meetup, beta slippage.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I laughed way to hard at this... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
## Speaker_1: ##
90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bro, why are you dressed like a day laborer? Is this who we’re trading investment advice with.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m a union dump truck driver in NYC. Do you know what our pay scale is?? I left a business operations gig for this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
No.
## Speaker_1: ##
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