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If this stock isn't $200 in 5 years I will light myself on fire.
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RemindMe! 5 years
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Tell me about it
-SNAP put holder
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My Coworker roped me into Robinhood and WSB recently.
I also have SNAP Puts and might lose large percentages of my small amount of money that I can burn each month.
I do know what tendie... |
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FOREX has been around way longer than your faggy magic internet money
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Just sold at 12.50 today. I can’t imagine this will last long
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hey, it might have dipped back down to $11 the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh time after reaching around $12.50, but this time is different. It won't dip back down aga... |
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A4 printouts of Starry Night and The Scream lmfao
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"I want to put something on my cube wall that says I'm educated and well-versed in the arts, but not pretentious."
then again I have a lazily formatted 8 1/2 x 11 printout of a Rudyard Kipling poem on my cu... |
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This is how rich people party. Non-stop sex, cocaine, and trannies.
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i am good with the sex & drugs.... they always lose me on the tranny part.
what happens, you get bored after getting high and having sex with gorgeous prostitutes and .... you searc... |
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Anybody that puts their life savings into a fucking app deserves to lose their money. His tears will nourish me and my 12/21 $7puts
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An app that 14 year olds use to send each other 3 second pictures of their buttholes***
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>I had a date tonight and we totally like each other.
What's his name?
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I hope you won't think less of me, but it was a date with a girl. Am I a freak?
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yeah but it's ok
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MU to 70 Before AAPL to 200 Or Ban
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Brb market buy order $100k.
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It's convincing enough.
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Don’t deal with companies whose price is so removed from their actual business. Right now Tesla prices are too unpredictable to be worth playing.
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I'll leave you off at the next pit stop
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GE 5 years from now you'll be glad you did.
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GE is dumb and you are dumb.
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Personally I'm long on $G.FY
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That's really mean man
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It could go sideways
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Or to $1 because why not
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> Trading shouldn’t be fun
WHAT
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yeah he ended up prison what do he know
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Well prison isn't very fun so he was just becoming a more powerful trader
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What was your starting balance?
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25k, lowest was 3.5k. My account really started around 2k but constant losses and deposits brought it to 25
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Wow , 3.5k and made it all back and above ?
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https://imgur.com/a/qRYFWmm
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My wife has no idea what I’m invested in, just that I’m “planning for our retirement”. I can’t bring myself to tell her we’re poor
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That's nothing. My wife thinks our house is paid off and I've got it double mortgaged.
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How can I long ... |
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People are finally coming to the realization that this price fixing scam doesn't have legs. They should've beat by 10-20 cents AT LEAST but somehow Micron can't even fix its own prices to levels where it has a decent earnings beat. People are looking for the next pump and du... |
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[Ummm..](http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-02/under-armour-ceo-to-sell-72-million-in-stock-jolting-investors)
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Dude has 32MM shares or over $1B worth. I really don't think anyone should care about a $72MM sale.
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ALL IN $RAD!
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This is actually a really good start. Make a relatively easy ~30% (conservative estimate) with relatively low downside
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Then why aren't you all in?
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I have 75 shares but I don't go all in on anything caus... |
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Chinese is left to right tho
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Ancient Chinese bruh.
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This doesn’t belong here
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I posted here to show you guys what a winner looks like for a change
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You made $100 in 2 months. I made $100 on my lunch break. Fuck off faggot.
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lunch break? I made $100 typing this post.
## Wall... |
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Should I sell my MU 7/20 70s and buy Jan 70s?
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Sell them and buy 90's. I know a guy that has some...
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Love how she asks ashton if he's an investor and he starts by admitting he didn't understand how WeWorks a tech company.
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He also says he isn't, which is the one thing if value to take from this interview.
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Note around the 19 minute mark ... |
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Haha. Look at $SOX man, this is a short term top. Don't catch that knife.
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SOX is an index, not a stock, faggot. You meant $SOXX or $SOXL
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No shit sherlock. You watch the index for weakness in its components.
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Let's be honest here. Musk would m... |
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How bad would things have to get for 10,000 DOW to even happen? I don't even know what kind of crazy fucking events would occur for people to shit themselves that hard.
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Just imagine all other components of the DOW going GE's way.
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You need to post their name in a comment.
/u/4hedge2lyfe0
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I thought that only worked if they had gold?
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Oh, I'm not sure. I'm witty enough where I always have gold.
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Buying yourself gold doesn't make you witty.
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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Why is this swinging so drastically? I know I don't have the answer because of my lack of understanding of options, but I will watch options and they don't swing this drastically for 3% movement. Any education?
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Well it is 2,200 option calls so that's pre... |
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Why is PE the only fundamental term anyone knows on this sub?
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i don't know what that term means if that helps.
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Hogs up, Soybean Oil up, Corn up, Wheat up, and Soybeans and up as well.
These daily bitching threads are little old.
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Tell my money that homo
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Someone will because you don't have it anymore.
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She'll come crawling b... |
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NOVACPA doing the lords work and fighting for a Glens net worth (as well as a small portion of your own worth heh). I only have 5k in the game bought at (17.23 entry price, outchhh) and 100% expect this NWS to go through here shortly. In a way I am warming up to a big drop i... |
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Why didn’t it shoot the black guy?
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Racist facial recognition
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Other subs don’t even **understand** what happens here
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I still don't understand what happens here and I've been here for 2 years
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Get a few more dozen vaccinations and soon it will all make sense.
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[god bless technicals](https://gfycat.com/TediousBestGreathornedowl)
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That was a $1500 squiggle
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I sold before market close for $11 profit don’t worry boys I’m still alive, no $ROPE needed yet
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Proof or ban.
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[here’s your proof of my hefty gainz](https://imgur.com/gallery/QcvWe8s)
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This screams #IamVerySmart
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More like I am very faggot.
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Seems to fit right in with the rest of wsb then.
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how dare you
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Seriously. We aim to knock people down one at a time. We don't apply blanket deroga... |
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Do you guys tell people about your trading habit? I did a few times but people don’t seem to get it really so I stopped and just tell them about my day job which gets a much better response
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No, because I don't see what good can come of it. People will eith... |
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#YHOO beats by 4 cents.
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Just like i called it. Easy money.
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Up 1% you are a real gansta
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Serious question: if some dingus tries selling "at market" what are the chances that this would fill?
Thank you for the answers.
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so...a market order? if I'm understanding your question, the odds of the order being filled are pretty much 100%. odds of yo... |
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Let's all start buying up some of the stocks held by zero people.
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My first idea for this site was to have a button you could press to pick a random stock that nobody else on Robinhood holds. Unfortunately, it turns out that the vast majority are either ba... |
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I wouldn't short it until the disappoint on earnings again. That should spark a downward trend for a few quarters. This stock is a monster until then and for the future. Really its a stock you buy and hold for wealth.
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I have 14 shares bought @ $606. It's ... |
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You sure you want to show a gif of a sword swallower in a sub that is partly inhabited by faggots?
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What do you mean, "partly"?
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Well I am just a fag.
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So the two of you combined work one regular job’s worth of hours? Not exactly crushed by the system lol
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That's his point
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The taxes are ~17 bil, they get taxed corporate capital gains which is I think a little less than 40%.
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http://imgur.com/a/Qg2N5
Here's my model
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my favorite excerpt:
"What also helped to justify their expectation for stable or lower bond rates were Clinton’s plans to cut the deficit and Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan’s clear resolve to keep inflation in check. Meanwhile, the Feds stoked the bond rally by keeping short-... |
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I knew this thread was coming lol.
Bags are getting lighter.
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I've been averaging down, once we passed 11.00 I was good
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Puts... after we just drilled? Smart.
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Dec 31st $249 Put. Got it when it was $1.66
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God damn son 6x isn't enough for you?
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This is WSB isn't it?
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Damn I’m happy with my 100% gain
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Hope the screen isn't shaking so I can type up that DD post I tried to do this morning. I changed my cattle future position to be better exposed to the Brazilian meat scandal and I was not disappointed.
If you follow my posts you'll know I made a post a while back about or... |
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More wasteful spending to stuff his friends' pockets.
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imagine how much good that money could do if it was spent on helping Americans
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Buy defense stocks and it will be
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Idk what I would do when I am the richest man in the world...
Maybe buy a bmw and YOLO the rest.
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Can you imagine how much cocaine I could buy as the world's richest man?
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People are trying to give you advice and you won’t listen. You earned this.
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Which is, don’t market order sell? I get that, but there’s no solution to a sell the news event in closing your option.
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Don’t market order anything unless ther... |
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That guy is such a badass. He really needs to begin studying the human genome now because he probably is the only human who could figure out a practical way to solve and implement age reversal inside our bodies so that he can extend his own life an extra 50 years just so th... |
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What's the over/under in the amount of days before this account is 0.00?
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4-24 hours
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Im betting big on Apple fucking ER today
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Well you already lost, it happens tomorrow.
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Plz $110 open baby.
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I will not curse at a windows 10 update for the rest of the year
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I will never pirate windows again.
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I will fucking change my default browser to bing
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Ok woah now, thats a little bi... |
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“Poor people are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
-Gandhi
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that quote is a garbled and was not said by Gandhi
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Also you're fucking stupid
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Never gonna happen. Shkreli walks.
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Is there a binary we can buy for walk/jail?
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Mine too. One day I aspire to be the hand that takes the money.
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I'd be happy if I was at least the doge.
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> doge.
jesus chirst.. you're a fucking adult and you say, "doge" and on top of this fucking worthless post that adds absolutely n... |
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I thought it was assumed that if you've got your info on the internet it's in no way private to anyone who really wants to get at it.
Facebook probably knows more about me than the CIA cares to.
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Well from what I've read, the CIA has this program called UM... |
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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Not sure why you didn't sell this morning.. but if you did you wouldn't be WSB material.
*chants * one of us
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The highest I saw was 2.08 and it was moving faster than wildfire. Probably should have put in a limit of 2.00 after seeing what happened pre-mar... |
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What to do with $10k?
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buy 10 thousand items off of the Mcdonald's dollar menu
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And sell for 1.20 in Alaska where everything is usually x2 price
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Jesus... What the fuck are they putting in the water?
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He been drinking that flint water
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> And I'm not just talking about fluoride or arsenic either.
what are you talking about then?
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Estroge... |
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Meanwhile he causes inflation with tariffs
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That... Is a different kind of inflation than raising rates is designed to combat you fucking vegetable.
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I hope there ITM tomorrow.
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*their
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They're*
Jesus Christ Reddit
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*those
> allahu akbar, reddit!
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this is abusive and harassing against m... |
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Idk man I heard a rumor that anyone who trades at TDA is gay
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Wtf. My private client banker at the credit union said the same thing
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Well duh, that's the first thing they teach you in Credit Union class
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Yeah of course... |
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Wow... Perfect play
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Well, he could have gone in a little harder than $1.91
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He spent 15, dummy
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For all the noobs without terminals
Sees 3Q 8-10 EPS, estimate 13
Rev 385 vs 365
EPS 13 vs 11c
Payment vol up 30% vs 29.4
Basically beat 2Q missed forecasts for 3Q
Rip option buyers
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TL;DR
- Skreli received upwards of $7 million in investments from a handful of individuals.
- He lost all their money with bad short positions.
- As the months progressed he sent emails to the investors with completely false information.
- Eventually investors demanded ... |
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Is that for a class action suit or for you personally? Haha. I am still waiting for payouts from $LL and $BAC from class action suits. It takes a while for the lawyer fucks pay you.
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Bankruptcy of the company. Ever creditor gets one, both debt and equit... |
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Never thought I'd see the day where the boys at r/wsb weren't jacking off Elon anymore
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He needs us now more than ever
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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Stupid question but where do you even find those candles?
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got the candles and frame from Dollar General
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Wow, wonder how market will react
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MU will go down 2% because why the fuck not
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U dumb. Increased Cloud growth means more stormy weather and thus MU will drop. Do u even MS?
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I am aware of that fact, but that was not my question fellow autist
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For the record, title is only for clickbait. I would never fuck this women, 4/10.
Edit: Oh, and additionally I'm going to create a "Netvest" account and show these old folk some dank investing memes.
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I would
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lmao this is gonna be a replay of yesterday. huge spike ups, followed by a hard rejection, and then a spike down to a lower level. rinse and repeat.
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This is nothing like yesterday
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I'm actually think about cashing out my 401k and putting at all on SNAP puts..... I know fuck all about investing but I can't imagine a scenario where all those early employees don't dump all their shares before just trying to get some cash for all those 18 hour days they... |
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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If you say "I'm going to cut entitlements" the liberals go crazy, even though they rob the rest of us to pay for themselves... |
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i dont get why it is still above 300
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Because you have fucking retards like this walking around..
https://twitter.com/JohnnaCrider1/status/1033199117361704960?s=20
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Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
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He's aware that he did the thing. He did the thing himself. It's not like big pharma did it and he got the blame. He was big pharma in this instance.
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>"If t... |
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$MSFT to $115 tomorrow let’s fucking go
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On behalf of almost everyone in this sub I desperately hope you're right
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Here come the questions for what an FD is.
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Financial Dependence
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If you think is hilarious, check out /r/povertyfinance.
Edit: you soft faggots.
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you are a jerk
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Never been this down. If you have any trade deal announcements this is the time. Powell bring back QE.
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China's got us on our fucking knees
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this bugger wakes up at the crack of dawn
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do you not wake up at 6/7? do you even have a real job
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When I said rate increases were going too fast in addition to the hawkish tones coming from the fed people called me crazy. Now I don’t look so crazy after Powell backed off.
So where are all these uneducated people now that Powell has changed his view?
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why would anyone screenshot this and make it its own post?
why would anyone upvote this?
why do I still come to this shithole of a sub?
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It’s highly informative information
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$12/2 minutes * 124800 minutes/business year = million dollar annual
you're basically a ceo bro
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It's nuts how much money you have to make to make a lot of money
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[pos](https://imgur.com/gallery/lpMEzfy)
pretty much just weekly put credit spreads on these tickets.
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im retarded what are spreads?
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Buy an option at one strike price, and sell another at a different strike (which will have a differe... |
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get your shit together africa
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America sanctioned their biggest export in 1863
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Isn't this normal for auto manufacturers (minus the reported as delivered, but I don't know about all that). I seem to remember seeing aerial shots of these massive parking lots in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with cars.
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Yes. I've worked for an... |
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One of the largest growth area for banking assets in 2017 was "non-QM loans"
Aka, home loans to people with not great credit. You might even say they're....*subprime*
No one learns anything because people are cattle.
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> non-QM loans
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/>not understanding growth stocks
The worst thing Tesla could do right now is be profitable.
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\> not understanding backslashes
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Just bought 700 shares at 13.11.
I consider myself very fortunate to get it at such a cheap price. I thought I made a mistake not buying at 14, thinking it would definitely go up from there
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!RemindMe 1 month "Just bought 700 shares at 13.11."
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What a fucking waste - he could have turned the $400 into like $25k and then donated it. He basically stole $24.6k from sick children - change his flair.
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Yeah but with the 25k he coulda gotten he could’ve made 1 million so he basically stole 999.6k from the... |
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BuxtonHD
>Two brokerages, Deutsche Bank and Wolfe Research, published reports over the past two days digging deep into the insurance issues. Both conclude that Markopolos’ case for fraud isn’t compelling.
Deutsche Bank helped the Russians launder over $150 billion.
Wol... |
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