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After the first few YOLOs you realize it's all one big jerkoff and nothing matters and what else can you spend your money on your wife already left you you never see your kids your fridge is empty MU is all that matters
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Are you... are you ok my man?
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Sell if u screen shot it
Don’t get too autistic
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This is the truest comment Ive ever read
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You could message the admins that you suspect that it’s going on, they might be able to look into it, although without evidence I’d say it’s 50/50 that thy actually figure out and stop it
EDIT: oh, you’ve got evidence. Go for the report, maybe also go long on popcorn if thi... |
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TIL WSB headline-scanning retards = "algorithms"
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I have an algorithm that tells me when to buy AMD:
if(AMD == meme_stock){
BuyAMD();
}
else{
BuyAMD();
}
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def meme_stock(autism):
r = requests.get(autism)
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no money
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We lost it all on jdust
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amat calls iq puts
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Iq puts really? 140 price target
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140 price target? Which seekingalpha article did you read that shit on
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Lol it’s just the average on yahoo finance I think it’s just 2 dipshit analysts but still the numb... |
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This one made my butthole tickle. It made the starfish pucker with anticipation
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Chocolate starfish\*
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KEEP ON ROLLIN, BABBYYYYYYYY
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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He cant go to jail. Not fo... |
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Isn’t this a wash sale? I still don’t understand a wash sale and have like $3k in losses that’s not being deducted from my gains this year.
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It helps wash away the pain of losing money if thats what you mean.
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It’s actually the exact oppos... |
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Remember the good old days when Visa and MSFT would literally print money on calls a month out? Should have been illegal.
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Remember when a "red day" was opening 5% up and closing at -0.5%?
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I remember when I was 40% up on my all time :(
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ALL DA WAY UP
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NOTHING CAN STOP ME IM ALL DA WAY UP
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This isn't even a true statement
http://then.gasbuddy.com/Retail_Price_Chart.aspx
http://www.macrotrends.net/1369/crude-oil-price-history-chart
Just select the 10 year chart on both
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wow... this motherfucker really can't go without a single lie.
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Now you know why welath management exists- because rich people dont have any desire to concern themselves with it. Too much time that could be spent doing other hedonistic things
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Like peeing on Russian hookers?
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Maybe you should short the housing market in 2007
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man i can't be the only one who couldn't understand this fucking movie i fell asleep LMAO
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Degenerate gambler identified.
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most part timers aren't interested in a long vesting RSU bro. also, i would rather take consistent $15/hour then occasional bonuses. so no, this is actually better for most amazon part timers.
i see all these $15/hour bashing but bro let me tell you this. i just recently... |
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Just keeping tabs on AMD.
[https://www.tradingview.com/x/TBRoFJ52/](https://www.tradingview.com/x/TBRoFJ52/)
I plan on buying back in once it dips back to that range near $10. Looking for a V-shape dump so I can buy and sell the rebound.
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What book is this from?
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https://www.amazon.com/Damn-Feels-Good-Be-Banker/dp/1401309682/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493063890&sr=8-1&keywords=damn+it+feels+good+to+be+a+banker
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by "Leveraged Sellout" ahahahaha
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Joined the Army
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You beat me to it.
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This could be a reason for market crash. Not to be conspiratorial, but officials have been blaming high employment rates for the shortage of recruits
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I'm sure the SEC is on this, but then again they may be friends with benefits.
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she can leak national security info and take million dollar bribes for government favors, i dont think a little option scheme is gonna bring her down
anyways, we know she's a... |
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Probably goes to Shkreli for basically telling Ghostface he will kill him, and then turning around and being a softy people person on Vice.
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Dude, he was just incredibly nervous talking to a chick. Even if that chick looks like Skrillex sister.
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WH NOW SEEKING APPLICATIONS FOR NEW CHIEF OF STAFF. MUST BE WILLING TO BREAK NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL LAWS.
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that's pretty par for the course for WH staff right?
"libertarian rage intensifies"
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Kelly wasn’t fond of breaking laws. That... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Just went in for 100 shares of that today! IT will without a doubt be a profitable stock.
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Wow with all that leverage you used, your mom not be able to feed you for the next month you fucking faggot
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What's your deal bro?
Really?
Tell m... |
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Close at 50% profits, you'll thank me later.
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Always take profit on options less than one month. U never know when they pull a mu and dive 15% for no reason
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Yeah, that's why I like buying 20-30+ contracts. I sell half when it hits above 100... |
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Markets are going to erase all of trumps market gains. Back to September 2016 levels
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delete this you’re gonna jinx it
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Actively hoping for an economic crash.
I hope you're the first to live in a box.
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- actually ends up... |
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Why is AMD FAGGOT? Haha
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I don't want to talk about it
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Buy a stock with a failed drug & an ungodly amount of debt on the off chance that bill gates & Paul Allen are secretly financing a different direction for the company through a shell company registered to a residential address?
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You know what's f... |
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I really don't see how we're gonna pay for the wall this way.
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the deficit/debt is only a issue when the other party is potus, notice that?
(this holds true for both parties, but the GOP is the most recent abuser)
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Our debt will never get u... |
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Just tell me what to buy. I don't need your fuckin' life story.
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Finally some intelligent content on WSB and you shit on it like a retard. Well done Sir shits-a-lot.
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Dude, go read some articles on the Internet and watch some videos. Buy books and read those if you are so inclined too. No one is going to spoonfeed you here.
For me, I read a few basic articles. But most of my learning was done through doing. I started selling spreads and ... |
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If it were this easy wouldn’t everyone do it? Why don’t you just Yolo it all on ford calls and puts and wait for that 100% day or bust
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Well are you doing it? I think most people don't do it because most people don't have 33k liquid cash (or more). Most of ... |
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.1% isn't really up
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up .24% premarket
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WHOA
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K
Stop buying calls that expire the same week. You cant time these stocks like that. Buy shares or calls 6+ months out and youd be fine
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" That's expensive!! I wanna hit the jackpot with my $150 OTM weeklies!! YOLO faggot! Don't be a pussy!! " - millieni... |
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Post your gains from back in April fgt
## Speaker_0: ##
Unfortunately I only had ~$500-1000 in my RH account back then, but still made decent gainz from March-April (~80%).
[As you can see](http://imgur.com/a/SDDAd) I couldn't buy/sell the dips as much as I liked due t... |
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Accountants in the same sentence as rappers and CEOs? I imagine few people have described this girl as intelligent.
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Can confirm, am a big 4 accountant and make under 100k in NYC. Poor as fuck.
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Industry accountant here still not rich, b... |
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In your view, are options a zero sum game?
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For the most part, yes. No value is created or destroyed. Derivatives were designed to be a way to efficiently transfer risk from one counterparty to another.
Whether derivatives *as a whole* are a zero sum, I'... |
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My tesla stock dividends pays out literally pennies every week. Cash money, bitches.
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>tesla stock
-
> dividends
Hi, /r/all.
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Lmaoooooo normies
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Pork dude. Short hogs. You're welcome
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https://i.imgur.com/NIDNkDe.jpg
I dunno — livestock bound to bounce soon.
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This! The McRib is coming back to McDonalds very soon. I base that off of a random post that said mcdonalds releases the Mc... |
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The post got deleted. Anybody have a screenshot?
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[removed]
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And let the rest of you plebs in on that sweet deal? Not a shot.
E: homeboy is pleading with me on modmail to remove the ban, Lmao.
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So many people are retarded, constantly buying it up, thinking "BuY tHe DiP!". Yet they've probably been buying dips since this POS was worth double digits. Just go long with shorts and you'll be fine.
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‘Long with shorts’
Like two weeks out right?
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For the record, bacon didn't text me to remind me of this event. Also in my defense my wife is going into labor with our twins so this slipped my mind. But I will answer questions as time permits over the next 24 hours or so.
Edit: proof of my commitment to WSB AMA https... |
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if jdst tanks further at open I am buying a shitton of it. I'll probably buy a shitton anyway.
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This is probably one of those times u should inverse yourself
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As someone who has sold something like 400 stickers on redbubble and made jack shit you may want to consider sourcing the blanks yourself and printing the stickers on your own etc. etc. They take a fuck load of the profit so if one of you doesn't mind spending a little bit o... |
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Man are you serious? You invested 10k and didn't read the guy's entire post??
Exit strategy:
Close before earnings. What part of close before earnings did you not understand
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I should have read that post. Fuck.
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$19 8/31 calls are up 200% ����
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Up about 1200% on my calls
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Take some profits autist
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Glad I did not yesterday or this morning...
I ride or die
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How did you get that aspect ratio on robinhood?
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Is that a new mod for Robinhood?
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AAPL
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The obvious answer. It'll fade at some point as all companies do but if you had to bet on the first $1T market cap stock what would you pick?
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F
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A
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N
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G
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Yeah, they're this little tech startup that's only the 8th largest corporation traded on the nasdaq. You've probably never heard of them.
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r/wsb really dropped the ball on this one not memeing it to the top every day
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y'all need to post your play or kill yourself real good now
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y’hear?
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Speculative biotech and WSB, name a better duo.
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autism and WSB
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$SNAP and Puts
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Snaps going to break 7 dollars you fool.
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in market cap? awesome!
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The end times are nigh.
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If Trump's the antichrist, all I can say is ... Satan, I am so disappointed.
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Actually now that you mention it... he fits the bill
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Holy shit he does...
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How so? Isn’t the devil supp... |
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Or, ya know, everyone could be once again underestimating Donald and his ability to unleash economic growth.
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The problem with this argument is that he's not even in office yet. Even if he does (and it's a big if) unleash this economic growth it won't be se... |
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The absolute autist
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Being tone deaf is excusable if you're right about most of the shit you're prone to guessing about.
Martin was not.
Martin was lucky after doing something illegal. He thought that would allow him a pass and it probably would have ... |
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Are they selling anything though?
I don’t think he understand business. You make money when you sell shit not buy shit
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Not sure. I just stick to what I know, buying high and selling low.
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Awh fuck, there's a long video where he talks with callers who have the diseases his drug that went up 700% cost, where he explains why it had to and they love him for making it available
Maybe wayback machine?
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What the fuck? Like really, what the actua... |
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Every fucking day I kick myself for not owning this
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Remember son, as soon as you buy it, it will go down. Only way to win this game is to not play it.
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^ This guy gets it.
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And only drive a 1992 Honda Civic for your entire life.
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1992? okay, mr fat cat over here with his abs braking, seatbelts, a/c, and cassette player
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I love this forum.
Literally is the definition of “what are you gonna do in your 15 mins of fame”
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On Reddit you call them subreddits.
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AP: Expert deal maker fails to get own party to vote for bill it wrote.
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You must have been asleep for the past 24 months. Did you sleep through the part where we the people voted Trump into office DESPITE his own Republicuck party fighting against it too... |
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You don't belong here m8, but I'll tell you anyhow... a non-leveraged position would be one where you make $1 for every $1 the stock goes up... thus it would have a leverage ratio of 1... leverage is built on debt and synthetic positions, like options contracts.
Example - ... |
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Have 12/10 275 spy puts because I'm an idiot, I fully expect to be down 90% at open tomorrow. It's been fun boys but this is the end of the road for me until March
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How much are you down?
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Down 7k for the year and had 2k on puts but my sala... |
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and they're actually partnered with Noctua for cooling solutions. Noctua is like the zenith of pc cooling. I don't know how amd pulled it off but holy shit looks like I'll be building a pure amd pc on my next upgrade.
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Zenith... So a brand no one buys anymor... |
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Holy fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lnwkXb3B-k
This came out in 1999. This commercial is the 2017 version of that bullshit. Pepper your anguses, boys.
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That commercial was exceeded my painfully low expectations. I dig it.
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Dude, you have issues
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Buy low sell lower.
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I know we meme losing money but don't actually do it wtf.
With that said, welcome home you degenerate autist
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Oh I also went it 22k on Netflix befo... |
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Lol fck outta here, expectations being too high are the biggest reasons companies like tesla are worth what it's at right now
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I don't think that is a good comparison. Tesla stock is high because of high expectations of the fans not the CEO. Elon made sur... |
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I bet they only have one cell phone between them, and it will only ring once if you know what I mean.
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#BOOM
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If I bought at 20.00 and sold at 29.00 the same day, can I still ask for a refund as well as keep my gains?
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Only if u used Robin Hood
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I hear earnings are coming out later in the day. I've never heard of the company before that comment. Still don't know what they make. Buy 300 shares and then lose 20% in after hours. Who else is disguises their gambling addiction as "investing" to loved ones?
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I’m ocd’ing over that last share
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You must be really autistic
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You can’t buy 400k worth of calls and not be autistic savant
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400k? You’re going to be surprised tomorrow
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explain yourself Marty
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All of microns morning gainz are gone :(
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It’s because the market became green. Need more tradewar bs to make markets red and MU green
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this is retarded.
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Most patterns show up everywhere you only know the TA afterwards
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that’s why it’s retarded. you can’t predict the future just because some lines said the stock would do “this”. you only know after
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In terms of stocks with insane upside potential, it’s tough to get bigger than JD. Stocks been kinda depressing for a while, but it could theoretically match or even eclipse Amazon one day if it can grow and improve.
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JD has a lot of upside, but to say i... |
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How the fuck do you short milk?
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milk truk arrive
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i don't believe this is real money. no one with that amount of money is that retarded
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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Mooooonnn �������������� monster beat
$200 tomorrow
Edit: Rekt lmao
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Read the headline that it beat earnings, check account ��. Think it's time to learn how to tie knots.
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I keep saying that noose-tying instructions should be part of ... |
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[HAHAHA!](http://i.imgur.com/ADnrCsp.png)
I assume this is you?
Spoiler: That's not him.
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Not nearly enough volume, just 10K shares. OP is smaller than those small candles
A little confused why he got an odd lot though.
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10,430 was the to... |
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How the fuck is this not causing hyperinflation? Disclaimer: my only economics class was in HS in South Carolina public schools.
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Velocity of money is crazy low
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News flash: Hes going to be found guilty, because he is blatantly obviously guilty. He lost investor money which he lied to acquire and then plundered his pharma company to pay them back through a series of illegal and traceable transactions. Its an open and shut case. Just ... |
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Email them about lowering your commissions, I did last week and it worked.
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Can I email them for sex? Is that illegal?
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rh
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Only if you sell at 14.50
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So 13.50 we gucci?
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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If he's truly only figuring this out now, there is no possible way he has an IQ above 85
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Some YouTuber a long time ago put together a bunch of clips of Trump finding excuses to not read documents placed in front of his face, posing the question of whether o... |
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Freeland is doing the press conference alone reportedly... I'ma say that means it's bad news.
Why couldn't Freeland & King Cuck Trudeau just bend the knee, it's going to happen eventually. Like what the fuck are we just going to have no NAFTA? Fuck the Canadian dai... |
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Do you not care about the future of geopolitics and economics? China has given the world the middle finger for way too long as it is, time for them to come sit at the big boy table.
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I just wish it was an actual adult leading them to the table, not some ... |
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With 1/4 their earnings
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hush your mouth, a trillion dollar company with an eps of over 330? totally healthy. if you say otherwise it's just because you are a cuck.
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>amzn
>eps
bruuuh it's like you aren't even trying and have don... |
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This dumb bitch needs to go to jail. What a stupid whore, and a gold-digger. She got played. She gave up the puss thinking she was going to get a massive payday for it, but it didn't happen so she thinks she can commit a crime and inflict massive property damage.
>'You t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
the market won’t peak on the first day the yield inverts but 2019 is going to be fucked
it’s going to be this chop where rallies kill the bears and the drops kill the bulls
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's why I strangle.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looking to do 15-25k in calls on a company, premiums from .45-1.4. As much as I want to transfer the 15k to RH so I don't pay premiums on hundreds of contracts... RH is RH. My TDA is 1.25 per leg.
Decisions decisions... In the end I'll probably go cheap and try the transfer... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Real talk my dad made 50gs on Micron puts that he closed on the phone while my mom was giving birth to me
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your baby ass' arrival led him to believe MU would tank. Also, savage.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good effort. A lot better than most posts here weather you agree with his thesis or not.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oooh yes the weather is nice...
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm bagholding af
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm so in the red I dont even know what to do
## Speaker_1: ##
I hate this fucking market
## Walls1337bot: ##
I erased my gains all year in two days. emo as fuck right now.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Yah. I was hoping for a dip after financials to get more but oh well.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Impressive. Why are you even becoming a doctor when you can retire at 35? Haven't you learned anything from Michael Burry?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because I want to continue helping people.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Good man. Its good people like you that balance out the deplorables l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone from Pittsburgh wants to get some tendies together? I've been feeling lonely lately.
edit: it was [successful](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/80q3v3/discussion_what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_february/duxdm1s/)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah I'm up for it l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If SPY keeps climbing on low volume to ~275, the big boys will get FOMO and jump back in with crazy volume, which will cause retarded retail investors to also jump in with FOMO. Leading to a repeat of JAN 2018.
Or is that just wishful thinking?��
## Walls1337bot: ##
No.
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## Speaker_1: ##
[Reminds me of the kid who had his mother make him a YOLO account and he made enough money for her to buy a Tesla](https://www.teslamotors.com/customer-stories/dream-comes-true-17-year-old-tesla-investor)
## Speaker_2: ##
This is amazing. Wish th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good thing these soyboiz are mostly anti gun.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not really. Communists support arming working class people. You're thinking of liberals.
## Speaker_2: ##
There’s a difference?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Commies want to line both us and the libs up against the wal... |
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