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Goldman Sachs, in the IT department as a system admin or something. Just imagine getting access to all those emails. Look for any chances to get in on moves they are planning before they execute and make more than any traders. Bonus points for not having to go through trash ... |
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With 1/4 their earnings
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hush your mouth, a trillion dollar company with an eps of over 330? totally healthy. if you say otherwise it's just because you are a cuck.
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And when they control basically every sector they move into in the next ... |
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Let's say you're a British guy living in Thailand for some reason other than the ladyboys. (But you do know the government there looks the other way on it.) Elon Musk shoots his mouth off, then offers to pay you $10m to say it's true.
Would you not take that deal?
## Wall... |
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i'm starting to feel like going on tilt as if this is a bad game of hold'em.
just deposit 40k and put it on some FD.
y'all are bad influences.
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I'm still holding some 11/23 AAPL 207.5C. Getting tired of this!
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I’m 1/18 and 2/15 but godd... |
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Quality Shitpost
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*Shippost*
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don't tell my wife that I lost all the life saving. Anyone from NYC know a good spot to kill myself?
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You’re fine man. It’s just fucking money. Life goes on differently but it sure as hell goes on
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Still debating putting more money in AMD... I'm nervous.
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Just do it FAGGOT... or GTFO.
seriously, if you think its a deal buy... if you are scared... GTFO
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ya no shit, there's a few documentaries out about Chinese ghost towns where they built all these apartments and mini cities to pump up their GDP despite having no one to live there
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Or no one to live there yet ����♂️
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Some of them don’t ... |
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You won't faggot.
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It's already active at $50/day. Should start seeing it take effect soon.
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More like the last two weeks. How the fuck is AMDeeznuts about to hit $20?
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Have you seen that dime piece they have as CEO?
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S&P 500 Index. It’s a Roth IRA dude.
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Flair checks out.
My IRA is POGRX. Compare it to your trash bindex.
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I wanted to read any information about the trial specifically but when you google his name, countless hit piece articles overwhelm the search feeds. Nothing substantial either, just sloppy writing and character assassination.
I was able to find out that basically he is ... |
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CHINESE PROPAGANDA
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fake news
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Liquidating... by choice?
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I was gonna just hold through the turmoil but seeing xiv last night changed my mind.
I might miss some recovery but I also might miss another 1000 point selloff. I'll get back in when the market is off its period and starts acting... |
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Yeah, like JNUG. Earnings are gonna be great this quarter.
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Get fucked bears.
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Anyone who started shorting on bad news is getting fucked with the broad side of a teslaquila bottle. All who started shorting on "good news" like when the stock hit 340 due to promoter "analysts" making $500+ predictions are getting fu... |
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This gif war might be the best thing to ever happen to this sub.
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I've been away for awhile (and only really a lurker here) so does anybody have links to the rest? This one had me cracking up.
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Yee
Haupt declares meme war: https://stream... |
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Are you saying the more calls and the more puts purchased on any given thing raises the vix?!? -serious
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Assuming that is a serious question:
Keep in mind my explanation is a very dumbed down version of a formula the CBOE needs a 15 page white paper to expl... |
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How do you lose money when stonks keep going up ��♂️
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GODS I WAS GETTING HIGH RETURNS THEN
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A COMMODITY ETF
ON AN OPEN MARKET NED
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BUY THE DIP BEFORE I PISS MI'SELF
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BRING ME THE GAINS STRETCHER
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CAREFUL, NED. TIME TO CALL THE PUTS ON A SPIKE
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Why?
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S&P is boring and I'm 26. If I really have to I'll just go back to work and make more money. If it works out then my retirement will go from lean to pretty decent.
I'm halfway confident in my skills to hold even if I'm underwater. I don't see t... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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What kind of broker lets a 9 year old trade options for 3x etf?? Looking at you Robinhood.
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not a native to this sub, so please bear with me. What's the issue of... |
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Day Trade UWTI and DWTI. You can get an *idea* of what will happen for the day before market opens.
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How would one get "an idea"?
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OP could look at my position and do the opposite. He'll be bathing in cocaine by february
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What about that one little guy? Up 50%
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""except that one time""
Famous WSB words
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Works until it doesn't
It's like saying the roulette wheel will definitely hot red because it hit red 6 times before
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Works until WSB tri... |
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We can start a pool to predict the bottom.
Between $26.99 and 00.01. You have 1 in 2699 chance of hitting the right number. Better odds than powerball.
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I'm betting oil bottoms at $17.76. Merica
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I would think a subreddit called Wallstreetbets would be so much happier about this.
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everyone's asleep because most people here have high school at 7am
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Everything going to rally tomorrow
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Except natural gas.
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>I've got nothing besides the name of the company is SONOMA PHARMACEUTICALS INC and used to be called Oculus Innovative Sciences.
>I bought 1000 warrants for $600. Let's see what happens.
LOL
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I read through the warrant documents.
I read through ... |
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At least you're not down 5k.
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I have 14k in an account, down about 1k. Am I doing it right?
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Come back when you're down more like 20%
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Come back when you're down more like ~~20~~ 90%
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Is it another trade war coming? becoz trade war is good and easy to win
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Don’t say words that resemble bezos and trade war in the same sentence!
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This is incorrect for most of us... we directly go to step 4
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what the fuck is analysis
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About RH? I love the simplicity and its introduction to trading, but now that I have a close to mid 5 figure account I think I need to graduate to something more serious.
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That it has it, but I’ve read ... |
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Bag holding MU
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Shit I’m still bag holding $AMD. Tomorrow I’m going big on VIX
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I don't know how this happens. They cook the shit out of their meat.
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The source is often the vegetables. All the salsas remain in a raw state at slightly-lower-than-room-temperature and can easily become breeding ground for pathogens. Also chipotle employee... |
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XIV
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I hear it's going to be available soon
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How does it feel to be a millionaire?
What do you do and what do you like / dislike about it?
Are the tendies as crispy and juicy as I imagine them?
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Honestly 900 k looked nicer in the portfolio, seeing a million just looks like looking at 1000. Things f... |
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Holy shit their mission statement is just saying “we are an echo chamber. We are right. You are wrong. Will ban you if you think otherwise”
Those people are mentally ill, man.
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And yet on the front page every goddamn day.
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because Reddit is... |
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>Existing components of the S&P index with several share classes — such as Google parent Alphabet and Berkshire Hathaway — will not be affected.
Way to look like a bitch S&P. Like a bouncer only kicking out the drunks in wheelchairs.
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I wouldn... |
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Umm... This seems awfully accurate.
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"billionaire"
I love wsb lmao
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I wish these were in a different order, preferably lowest to highest worth.
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Looks like they're in order of bed time
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Use their servers. Don’t click ads. Drive them to the ground.
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Or apply for a job. send out racist message from team snapchat. cash in puts for yacht
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The SEC wants to know your location.
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Not a... |
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This whole refugee thing is gonna be a fiasco. They’re just chillin right on top the wall n shit. Hopefully everything goes peacefully. I’m sure there’s a good number of non refugees trying to slide into the mix for an easy entry.
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People cross every day. In... |
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Learn how options pricing works
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I know how options pricing works my spreads are just the adrenaline fueled manifestations of autism itself
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I love how everyone assumes you’re retarded when they are the actual retards
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Class... |
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So they say MU is a steaming pile of shit yet load up on shares? Seems 100% above board to me.
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The equity research division isn't the same as the investment management division.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well here come the r/politics posters to convince you trump is the antichrist.
We were all told that the stocks would plummet once he took office. I laugh at the fact many Democrats sold everything before inauguration.
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We lost $1 trillion in the stock m... |
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If OP is truly female, I have to wonder...how many female members lurking around here?
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With the amount of DMs I’ve gotten asking for pics of my tits in the last hour, I’d be surprised if any other WSBitches showed themselves... but we in here.
## Walls133... |
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Hi I'm from /r/memeeconomy. I've invested $5 in this post, where do I collect my gainz?
Edit: Bought in at 1,000. Already up 40%!
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proof or gtfo
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https://imgur.com/iEOn011
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I feel bad for this guy, he just tryna double his money like the rest of us.
But dam only 73? Did he not set up a stall at the local park or mall smh.
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Why feel bad, that's the dumbest shit I have ever seen. It's plastic crap toy that any store can buy a... |
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Can I ask you a few questions?
Was it always like this? I mean winning?
When did you start and what was your balance in the beginning?
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Well when I was born I had like $0 so I'm doing pretty good in terms of ROI.
I was down like 20k in June after not tra... |
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You guys act like AMD hasn’t gone from 15 to 8.90 before.... You don’t know what it is to be forsaken by Su.
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It was also from below $5 to $30 within 4 years I think. People are thinking too short and redistributed and screwing themselves over. But redis... |
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And yet I still have no idea how the stock hasn’t plummeted. All the other bad bets make sense in hindsight. This one is still trading ultra low volume, up after an atrocious miss, guidance down, no good news to prop it up.
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That... |
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Held longer than I should have but I’m happy with it
https://imgur.com/gallery/htiGcLj
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what happened to this sub... so quick to worship you yet you never once had the balls to claim a position prior to it being a winner...
Babe Ruth used to point to where... |
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Just deposit another 100k. Boom, 7k in the green.
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This is foolproof.
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Foolproof: Put $1000 in an Ally bank account. Wait 240 years.
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Fry did that on futurama
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is op banned yet?
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No, he's not gonna get banned. There's no mod conspiracy ffs, none of us even do anything.
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i got 72 hr mute just for asking a question yesterday. RIP
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> 72 hr mute
> yesterday
wut
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Communism is great on paper.
Edit: (read with the same snark as the meme)
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Only if paper you don't already realize the extent to which entrepreneurs will be demotivated due to the overreaching government and exorbitant taxes... Not to mention the whole g... |
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Love that damn show
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what show is this?
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The backyardigans
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ITS YOUR BEST FRIENDS THE BACKYARDIGANS
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The idea is to make a minimum of $400 a week, for over $20k profits this year. I made over $2500 last week but normally I won't hold on to it for that long.
In all reality I'm sure I'll lose the gambling portion of my account and have to work until I'm dead.
Edit: so... |
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I HAVE PUTS WOOO
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Ooof sold my puts at last minute of trading before close... never thought I'd regret making 10k in a couple hours.
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Lol nah you made the right decision.
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Fuck it buy calls and hold over the weekend. My crystal ball says indexes will be +2% on Monday.
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Your flair says otherwise. =(
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Dude she's just testing us. My calls my have expired but my belief in Lisa has not.
All in AMD $25 11/2... |
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I bought Macy’s at $21 last fall planning to hold through the holiday season. JC Penny shit the bed harder than expected and I panic sold at $19 because I thought it was a bad indicator for department stores in general. Now Macy’s is $40.
Hmu for investment advice.
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Anyone know the next level of resistance for roku?
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over 9000
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Need a source for this data, Mr. Trump.
Also curious what brick & mortar fag friends are telling him to attack Amazon?
He's going to tweet the market under moving averages and regret it. Or maybe he's trying to push it off the edge because he and friends are short and ... |
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LEAPS
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What does this mean?
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They're basically just long-term options. How long term it has to be to be considered a LEAPS depends who you ask, but you'll hear anywhere from 9-12 months being the minimum.
The nice thing about these kin... |
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FUCK. WallStreetBets-apocolyse has begun.
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Now we're a private sub
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SRS shut it down. Fuck.
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The only thing impressive is two people drank 30 drinks. I am too old for this now, and making way too much money to waste my liver on this.
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Or five poorfag interns sitting at a table for 2.
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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OH COME ON
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You realise the dow would crash if there was an impeachment right
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You mean stocks go on flash sale?
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TSLA is the poster child of irrational markets. They haven't had a profitable quarter since they've been listed. Continue to miss major targets. Work their employees to death until they realize they can quit and have a better life somewhere else in the valley (brain drain). ... |
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You're assuming he's holding until expiry dumb dumb.
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No, I'm not assuming that. Check my screenshot, closing the position feb 1 is not much better in the event of a pop
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You're assuming AAPL can go up after earnings. Google beat and didn't... |
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Im in for 1,000 shares at $15.37 from a few days ago.
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rip
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Tomorrow could be a make it or break it day for a lot of the guys in this sub myself included...
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You got calls or puts rn?
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I identify with the 98th percentile if that says anything
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I'm a pedofile and I approve this message
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You better check that flair box again chief. Rules are rules.
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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Attempt to buy the dip on IQ. Watch it continue to sink.
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Wait for the Lira to settle
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The fuck is that?
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Essentially, MU moves a lot after hours and not so much during trading times.
The blue line is what you'd get if you'd just held MU for the past 5 years, not bad.
The orange is if you'd buy at open every day, and sell at close. You'd be fucked so hard if you did this shit.... |
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Here comes the gold crash. Get rekt skrubz.
I got in at $DUST's new 52 week low today at 1.76. HAHAHA!
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I was the retard who had been holding DUST for a week and sold it to you on an emotional whim.
brb gonna go neck myself
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This is actually pretty funny.
His presidency may be on the brink of collapse but the mans got a sense of humor.
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Short USA bonds
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Their company name became a fucking verb.
Plenty of companies throughout time have become nouns, but Google is the only one I can think of that has achieved verb status
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Xerox
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It's better for the media's ratings if they keep circulating the picture where they look angry at each other. Why you literally can't trust any news organization when it comes to politics.
Each owner wants to make the party he is affiliated with look good and the other bad... |
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Can’t lose your money if you can’t afford to invest anyways.
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That's what credit cards are for, free money bro. Cash advances straight into Robinhood.
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I’ve always been afraid of chasing AMZN’s crazy valuation but they’ve laid out an excellent case for why AMZN remains a huge growth opportunity.
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The thing with amazon is that is there t anything like it. What other companies are growing in the two fastest f... |
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We had a massive multiple-week-long surge in subscriptions, with an entire week of 7-8k+ users signing up *per day*. What did I miss?
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A couple mainstream media outlets gave us some press.
It kinda sucks to be honest. People ask things without doing a lick... |
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let this be the official one for the day, lol
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we had one with over 200 comments, it was removed. then everyone wonders why there are 30 rad threads posted lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/6jl3w0/daily_rad_thread_62617/
As u can see ... |
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Anyone buying Blizzard puts with the terrible event over the weekend?
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Calls on Monday after the news impact
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>"Maybe his mom is intercepting the letters"
Lol, good scene choice. I still think Haupt wins this last round.
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/u/haupt91 killed me this round. He dropped the hottest GIF of the war right at the end.
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HookerPass it's exactly like MoviePass except instead of movies you pay $15 a month to bang dirty prostitutes. We will make it so you have to buy a yearly subscription so hopefully husband's wives find out and don't let them use it. If all goes we will have enough tendies to... |
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JUST TELL US
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My user history can probably tell you where I work but I'm a retard so take my thoughts with a grain of salt.
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Anyone [find it](http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1739585/wherestheball.gif)?
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wasnt h... |
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TFW You can see the matrix
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Mister Anderson...
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I'm going to take all my Snapchat gains and dump them into Spotify
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Snapchat gains ����
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I put that text file on my work desktop. Hope those IT fucks at work that snoop around are like the fuck is this
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Googles file name. Comes across this thread.
Calls HR to report retarded employee needing disability benefits.
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Can’t disc... |
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I absolutely cannot wait to read WSB if/when we actually do have a crash. Not predicting it at all just saying whenever it comes it will be epic. So many people here just go all in on only calls with absolutely no puts and they're gonna get fisted harder than Papa John at an... |
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boring day nothing's moving
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol, everything is moving alright
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ya know what, say what you will about u/NY10 but ni��️��️a has conviction. I died from my calls today, we'll get them bears next week ma boi
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My man, glad I got u boi... we gonna rape the fucking bears piece by piece and eat them... wait not even worth eatin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
13 months ago 90% of this sub went long on VIX, JNUG and SPY puts
that was seriously a hilarious day
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lol the best was the one dude who thought trump was going to win, so he bought a shitload of puts on spy because he thought the upset would crash the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are we sure it's not just the big boys hyping up the merger just to murder everyone with shorts when it doesn't happen?
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Damn that would be dirty
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## Speaker_0: ##
the fed has been trying to crash the economy for the last 2 years, i expect them to begin raising interest rates by 1-2% at a time in the next couple weeks; anything to stop Trump.
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you ever just stop and think about some of the stuff you are saying? Th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sit next to a cute girl in class and, "accidentally" flash her my portfolio multiple times.
Sometimes I "diversify" by sitting in front of multiple girls at a nice angle to increase my pussy gains.
Whenever something's going up I pump myself up like i just made 100... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I thought I was smart buying TQQQ calls yesterday.............
## Walls1337bot: ##
You were. Yesterday. The marker is just fucking bullshit
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shit speaks to me for some reason
## Speaker_1: ##
Because were all normal people with all our own problems that owning a Lamborghini would not solve
## Speaker_2: ##
I mean if you handed me 100 million I cant think of a single problem in my life that wouldn't go away
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lost it all during October. Realized that I still paid for RH Gold and had access to 6k instant funds, decided to go full yolo and "deposit" 6k knowing full well that my bank acc had $2.13. Day trade that to 9.6k but FOMOd into Spy FDs during Trump's market manipulation and ... |
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