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This will be the official thread. Please keep it all in here and pay respects.
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UPPERCASE, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE SHOWING RESPECT FOR THE PASSING OF OUR BOI; NOT CHATTING ON YOUR DISCORD CHANNEL FO... |
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Dude's euphoric from lack of sleep.
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What’s the point of sleeping if this is all a simulation tho??
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Go back to the_dolan, you tard
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says the guy that cant even spell donald
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says the guy who doesn't get an obvious joke
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says the guy who says something so retarded I actually think hes retarded and correct his spelling... |
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TFW Robinhood loses investors at least 1 mil in a day so they roll out free features to retain Public good will
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100% why they did that midday today lmao
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Not sure if I want to lock in AMD gains or hope it jumps up some more.
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Always lock in gains. You can always buy on dip if you thing it's got more to go.
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Unless it doesn't dip and keeps on running without you. Never lock in gains, always... |
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Apple’s in-house counsel would like to show you the size of the rod the FTC and FCC would ram up their ass in that attempted buyout. It’s currently laying across the Grand Canyon.
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Bro, everyone knows it's all about girth, not length.
Tl;dr: Tu... |
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Whoa I thought they were joking, so they all seriously invest in that low-yield crap??
No wonder they’re so poor...
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I can't tell if you're joking either....I wouldn't consider their total market stuff low-yield.
Sure low yield compared to the shit we do, ... |
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Numbers go up, numbers go down.
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Can't explain that.
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Is there not some simple truth to this?
If you make 100 bets for one dollar and 99% can be expected to flop completely but one can return 1000x your initial investment... that might be a reasonable wager if you're not completely bust and living in squalor.
Such strategies ... |
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OP'S a faggot, but I feel a little bit better knowing he's out there downvoting FSC.
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are they really live streaming some bougie garden party right now while the rest of the country marches? literally no sense of urgency with this thing. no wonder Europeans can't do anything on time. bunch of lazy no dental plan having fucks
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I mean, paying 3... |
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lol what numbers did you text eachother (too lazy to google them)
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I texted him the hotline for gambling addiction and he texted me the hotline for missing and exploited children
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This guy's dad fucks
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> I expect a yacht in one year, so let's get to work!
*We* expect a yacht in one year. Everyone who's contribution gets chosen gets to spend a day on your yacht every year.
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Absolutely :)
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We won't forget
RemindMe! 1 year
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But but funds are safu....
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He bouggt? Dümp et
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What happens if the Fed cuts just .25 and the bonds just keep tanking? That would be a big problem right?
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That’s... how it works
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She should be happier holding 33.8M.
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Pig
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my lulu DD: I've worn lulu as a dude for 3 years and I will literally never buy sportswear from another brand again. Every girl at my school wears lulu, and they have been for 5 years. Buy puts at your own discretion, but this ship ain't sinking
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It was like all those clowns saying they'd move to Canada if Trump won to look cool and where are they now? He probably didn't even sell
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It's actually very difficult to move to Canada from the US. Canada doesn't want more American refugees and rejects quit... |
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Elon 2020
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A president shitposting anime girls is still better than what yall have now
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Trump 2020 with Elon as VP.
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Lol musk already quit last year from trumps advisory board. He realized trumps ... |
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Wow these people are the actual worst.
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Sometimes I lurk around the their sub to have a laugh.
They are so oblivious when it comes to basics of financial markets, it is almost sad.
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I would love to the cumulative return of the inverse of every fsc trade. I guarantee it would beat 99% of hedge funds in the past 3 years.
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Inversing his last trade alone would have netted some pretty tasty returns.
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Someone tell Burry that the first one is always free.
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i would give this comment a gold, but i’m broke so here ��
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Elons hair doctor ������
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Elon’s probably had $40k worth of hair transplants.
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Yep no question. Ever since they put that fucking girl in front of the bull.
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What a little cunt.
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Have fun filing for personal bankruptcy. Oh wait! Those are student loans, you're fucked!
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Just don't consolidate with private loans and keep deferring. Da gubament will someday do forgiveness!
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Yeah, banks will extend pretty massive lines o... |
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You’re fucking crazy
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they're cheap contracts brother I could do worse.
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uhh. prime day sucked this year?
it was literally all junk for your desk. pens sharpies staplers and echo/fires.
first prime day was a huge boost.
2nd was meh.
3rd was garbo, and it was reflected a bit yesterday.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/12/this-was-the-most-popular... |
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He’s not wrong
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Except when you buy the Little Dipper... and didn’t know there was a Big Dipper around the corner...
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Then you just buy more
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Exactly.
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Went all in on the small dipper... waiting for ... |
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He the richest person of the modern world
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richest dood ever was Mansa Musa I
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Maybe of the past fifty years. John D. Rockefeller's net worth was about $400B in today's dollars. More importantly, his net worth was 1.5%-2% of the US GDP, which i... |
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Just cause land is cheap in Detroit, it doesn't mean you go long
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Detroit is a great place, you should go long on Detroit land. The state is on the rebound.
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I'm starting to think inversing WSB is a valid strategy at this point
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Let's get some people together and create the IWSB ETF
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I lost $20,000 buying pre ER snap puts. Went all in. I have like 6k left now.
I suck so bad. I can post proof later when Im at a computer
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didnt you have like 32K at the start of the year? and that 32K was already down from 50K?
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Lol. Yes. ... |
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222 Model 3's produced in Q3, wow
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Truly outstanding. Really shows us why they have a higher market cap than ford.
Edit: I did the math, ford sells 2.4 million cars per year. Let's say for simplicity they make 2.4m a year. That's ~285 cars an hour.... |
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I sold my puts when the S&P hit 253 fuck me.
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I could see this selling continuing until next week. Just hit new year lows
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What makes you say this?
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If u stick your finger up your but and stuff comes out, that mean... |
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it better be. I'm 22% of my gambling account. If shit doesn't bounce, no hooker this weekend :(
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At this rate, I’m going to be that discount hooker
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app, desktop both out of order. Can we sue them for any losses associated with this long outage?
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Yes sue them. I want 3% for giving you this advice.
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DB brings down the market, WSB invests full yolo, market stay down becuase election is coming up and gold bounces, trump wins and market melts or hillary win andd markets melt 2 months later and WSB mass suicides
Goldgoldgold
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The euro and pound just fell o... |
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9:30am ET seems like the perfect time for the market to open. If I had kids, drop them off at school around 7am, workout until 8:30am, then get home and finish eating/showering by 9:30am. Maybe I'll move to Florida or something.
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Bro that is only the NYSE... |
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real estate has done really well since the 2008 crash, come on kyotofuckboi!
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Wasn't it the lending of mortgages that crashed?
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It was mortgage backed securities. Collateralized debt. But there were problems at every point in the production... |
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Finally, a Trump tweet that wont turn out to be real.
For the love of God I hope that's true.
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The man simply does not know how to use words like 'interim' in a sentence so you know it's fake
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Lol. U crazy ducks were right. And my wishful ass ate it up. If we get our uptick, I’m buying wifey new phone instead of just having battery replaced.
Edit:*fucks
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I'm still rocking the iPhone 5s. Still debating whether to get a new battery or upgrade. M... |
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What's the position?
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[Looks like $140 strike NVDA calls.](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6hye56/nv_inherited_overwhelming_debt_from_a_brokerage/dj2hoe5) The real kicker is with NVDA back down to $150 it wouldn't be losing too bad. It looks... |
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And yet he still bought the peak
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Not the peak till homeboi Buffet croaks the bucket.
Be prepared with popcorn. It may be the only time in your life that you'll see tuxedos in a panic selling frenzy.
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What was the big bump at the end?
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Mostly some QD, FNKO, AMD. Not holding any of these at the moment though.
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r u memeing me? QD has been going down since its IPO, how is that possible
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Averaged down with all I had, w... |
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It's almost like the stock market is about popularity and potential and not current revenue ��
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Well yeah but snap isn't that popular and has no potential.
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Every single person I know under 40 uses it
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Trump is threatening to kill NAFTA over the border wall.
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NUKE MEXICO CITY IF WE DON’T GET WALL
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Wait a few years and you'll be another 250k richer. Jealous of your position, only got like 5k in. 8k in aphria though
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Lol at a few years. He'll be 250k richer by this time next year.
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Emergency meeting - let's have it a month out.
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A month from now, they'll have the emergency meeting to put it another month out because fuck everyone else
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Is there talk of sq being bought?
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For years lol
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/860/JohnMcAfee.JPG
Edit: Just sayin'...this could've been a failed suicide attempt. This tweet could be to save face on the matter. He seems to want the attention. Don't mean that to be insensitive but I really don't thin... |
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What the fuck does a racial justice ETF even mean. Does it lose value every time a white person wears dreadlocks?
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is it racist to assume that it's gonna have a majority of its holding in weed stocks?
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Yeah
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aaaaand.... down 4% in the first 15 mins of market opening. lawl.
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Give it a minute! There's often a shakeout at the open these days. You should be more focused on the close since it's Friday
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what are AMD gains?
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AMD was $1.83 on the date in OP. It is $11.38 today. So had he invested all of it in AMD he would have $42,464.75.
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I feel bad for this guy, he just tryna double his money like the rest of us.
But dam only 73? Did he not set up a stall at the local park or mall smh.
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Ya seriously... seems like this individual bought these with no game plan at all. To sell only 73 is way ... |
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What’s a reddit and can I invest $1000 in it?
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[Soon](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/reddit-is-reportedly-considering-an-ipo-2017-11)
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imagine every subreddit had an IPO and you could invest in subreddits
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Facebook scandal? Short FB?
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if you really think FB and SNAP are on the same level you're on a new level of retardation
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My QQQ puts just absolutely exploded in value over the past hour. This is insane. Something big is coming...other than my dick.
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Same, I bought spy puts half hour before the plunge.
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You just need to make +28746% to break even!
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Damnit too meta too fast
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Of course the response to this will be to do the opposite. In this trade war the Chinese are digging trenches and planning to live in them for a while.
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You mean starve their people in them
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Maybe luxury goods recognize the easy money created from things like QE
I’m not saying the market doesn’t sell off a bit, I’m saying you’re an idiot who thinks you’re smart
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> I’m saying you’re an idiot who thinks you’re smart
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Maaa nigga !
Side note: I don't get how you dudes play with weeklys but kudos to you. I can't do less then a month expiration :P.
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First shitpost but long time lurker. It was a complete yolo when the day trade ended flat out of bad luck and timing, decided ... |
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This is an automated message informing you, u/LeBersabee that you have been signed up for the WSB Defense League! We thank you for your contribution to this noble cause.
When the alarm is rung by any member of the WSB defense league, you will rec... |
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Can I really send you requests?
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Yeah, it’s mine, not a firm’s so no agreements or anything like that.
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Excellent. I won't abuse this, I promise. Just every now and then I need a piece of info here and there. I used Bloomberg for year... |
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You tards are jinxing the fuck out of this.
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Trade futures or forex, oops I forgot you plebs on RH can't
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Oh god, that reminds me of a post on r/forex where the guy lost everything to forex trading and still was trying to figure out a way to get more money to make it all back in forex trading.
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>more Chinese purchases of U.S. semiconductors
I'm so wet right now
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I'm so MUoist
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This market would be easy to trade today if I had unlimited day trades... Buy on the low dips around 24542 and sell around 24590. Rinse. Repeat.
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Who follows the DOW? Disgusting.
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It’s previews for other Netflix shows they play during that 15 seconds between episodes (also it’s possibly longer than 15 seconds now idk) and you can skip it same as before.
As always you can find people melting down about almost anything on Twitter if you look hard enoug... |
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Yes, then lets package them into a 3x leveraged ETF and offer options on that ETF.
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No joke, I’d buy that.
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Fuck guys, we’re next
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easy, /r/wsb marrys martin
they can't convict a husband and wife for the same crime
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>Democrat
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Congrats! You have identified one of the two major political parties in the United States! Can you name the other one?
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Isis?
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finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
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I don't get it tho, they wanna send us into recession??
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A small correction now vs a massive recession later...
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Why no... |
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Functional autism can be really beneficial to investing. Like the guy in the Big short.
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John Lithgow?
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Christian bale
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Isnt that just a character Lithgow does? Like his Meryl Streep?
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Why u chang... |
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Is this safe?
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Feel free to read through the code through here or in the spreadsheet itself.
https://github.com/ericksnetwork/rh-emailParser
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>.txt
You heathen, don't you have any respect for file-types.
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Wheres the hookers and blow? I WAS PROMISED HOOKERS AND BLOW!
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THEY ARE ON THE YACHT!
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Psssh, you plebs and your regular yacht.
I might just invite a lucky group of y'all on my SPACE Yacht with Martian hookers and Cocaine from URANUS.
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https://imgur.com/ZbLct1L.jpg
Should I be concerned about this?
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should have used a real broker like Robinhood :\^)
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No no you misunderstand, I am *withdrawing profits*.
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Accounting for time value of money you're still red.
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Jokes on you - no one values OPs time
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Because you can't put a price on my time.
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8.50 an hour sound good?
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how do i repay fscomeau for his blessing
i feel like inverse fscomeau + damodorans long thesis is pretty much free money...after fsc's post i literally dumped 5k on open yesterday when it was 20.5 https://gyazo.com/606044987db561e67cf16f92dd3901dd
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You go... |
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Just wait until your wife leaves fag
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is that what happen to you?
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In the 2008ish crash. She invested in a pro hockey player instead. All good though, you will learn other girls are out there and they are willing to do cooler things to yo... |
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wtf a house is still an asset.
You just also have a mortgage debt liability.
Also, superman does good. A student does well in business school.
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Christ you're dumb
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If you lose 30% every week then you'll never run out of money
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...or you run out in 3.2 weeks
Edit: i wasnt a fucking math major you damn nerds i know im wrong.
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Well if you start with $1000 then after the first week you have 700. a... |
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Meta
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At the time of posting, I saw this post right above it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9aytti/this_sub_waiting_for_the_markets_to_open_for_the
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WOW!!
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Well thanks guys, saw that you were all buying GE puts, so I grabbed some calls. Just closed out +60%! WSB is the best place for trading advice!
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hope you choke on your tendies
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Sentiment can calculated in many ways. Most formulas are *FAR* from accurate.
I worked at a company last summer that provided sentiment analysis to ~80% of the Fortune 500. Their algos were about 75% correct and they were the largest player in the space.
If you trust that,... |
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holy fuck what’s happening to my tqqq gains? I need an adult
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I took my TQQQ gains yesterday after hours with TD Ameritrade's till 8pm After hours Extended trading!
Eat that Robinhood users. Sometimes it does pay to pay commissions.
Actually I like Ro... |
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Which one of you cock wranglers suggested Dropbox puts? I have green candles to shove up your ass.
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He wrote the puts
https://i.imgur.com/gRAzVA3.gif
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Thank you for your sacrifice
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NP. Literally feel like some kind of sacrificial lamb right now
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keep an eye on the bond market. when bonds are crashing that usually means we're in the last stages of a bull market, the euphoria phase, when people are pulling money out of safe investments cuz of the fear of missing out on these mad gainz. Any moment now, all you need is ... |
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mod was removed for this post
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Wow you removed my mod based on what some random dumbfuck said. Check his post it wasn’t even me, it was automod shit.
Also: suck my ass
Edit: https://imgur.com/a/Rit1qqZ
That’s the dumbass’s shit
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Lol holy shit.
How can you possibly claim your system is better while concurrently being completely ignorant of how the system you oppose actually functions?
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Most people who refer to themselves as "socialists" haven't had their first job yet or taken mac... |
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Torontonian here: sorry to burst your bubble and your "Big Short wet dream" but it is very improbable that this becomes a second coming of the housing crisis, because:
A) Unlike the US in 07', Canada's risk management compared to the US is AIR TIGHT. Our market regulators... |
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Positions:
Short GE 7.5 9/20
Long GE 8 9/20
Short was exercised on ex dividend. The cash from sale is available for withdraw, as buying power.. etc. no margin call, no exercise of the long leg
The money is not mine, if I use it an lose it I would get in trouble.
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All in favor of anyone who posts just this again getting banned?
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nigga this is OC
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idk why they even bother to have these "trade talks". Both sides didn't change their stance and both are not desperate enough yet
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Did you just hijack the top comment to spread the current Republican talking point? You dog y... |
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Apparently it happens when you make fun of enough people.
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That's my dream.
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Ackman got fucked by Valeant. This movie looks like it was directed by someone from r/lsc
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It looks startlingly low quality compared to the Enron documentary
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Thinking about pulling out of my 12/21 V calls.
Already down 78%.
Is there a strong hand support group?
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What’s another 22%
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Who the fuck stutters that much, I mean Jared Vennett had a shittier pitch and didn't even stutter once ��
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It’s all the COCAINE
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