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I suspect this was a set up by a competitor. Sounds like a great strategy, these dumbasses are forced to signal their virtue and appear PC at all times.
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Yeah. Dunkin’ Donuts sure seems to want to rebuild its empire.
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whats the deal with this stock i've never heard of it
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This is WSB
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I don't know if it's cuz I'm drunk or what but this is the best post I've seen on this sub.
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I'm sober and this shit has me rollin
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Instead of rebuying shares you can just sell atm cash secured puts.
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Don't even bother with the "cash secured" part, Bezos never falls
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That's a long fuckin screenshot
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Scrollshot ��
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Ended the week flat. Mango man and his constant fake comments about a China trade deal fucked with my short position gains.
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Yeah and they were justified positions too. If we really are seeing an economic slowdown then forestalling it's effects on the marke... |
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#NEVER BET AGAINDT THE NUG
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I'm bag holding the NUG til $25! M O O N spells moon!
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This is bullshit. Personally I thought Milo was a douche on Twitter and had supporters who would threaten people so I didnt care he was banned, but Shkreli is a fucking harmless troll. The guy was making stupid jokes that everyone could see and these SJW's on Twitter took it... |
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Pair those beautiful shorts with some New Balance running shoes, white high socks, and a baggy non-branded polo. You'll need a yacht to escape the massive amounts of poon you'll be swatting off you.
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New balance shoes are cool now. Not lame
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Incredibly autistic way to screenshot this
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Thanks.
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It’s like you took a picture then emailed it yourself to post
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I'm agnostic and also making terrible trades
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Where the fuck did you get $46,200.00?
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If you are relatively debt free it's not too hard to save money to buy memes. Or you can take out a bunch of loans and accomplish the same thing ��
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https://www.mmahotstuff.com/2018/01/08/breaking-advanced-micro-devices-nasdaqamd-sell-rating-kept-at-goldman-sachs-today-the-price-target-is-11-4.html
It's goldman
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It's always Goldman
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I'm glad that one guy threw one million into it. He's gonna be rich. Richer.
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Hope whoever sold him those calls wasn't nude.
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/u/SIThereAndThere
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The first guy that I thought of when I saw the headline.
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Why don’t you short a biotech near a big binary drug event/trial. Tell me whether your title still holds true if that stock goes up 150% overnight on good news
## Speaker_0: ##
Faggots here cant afford to short sell.
Only buy puts
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They do however s... |
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Take out a personal loan or credit card cash advance
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or better yet, just ask your local drug cartel for a loan.
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Probably have lower rates tbh
## Walls1337bot: ##
I hear their collection agency is pretty aggressive
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Sellers + no buyers is why the price drops until there are buyers... well at least we aren't the most retarded sub out there!
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This is what the guy was saying though: the sellers are more motivated than the buyers. They're so motivated to sell that they'l... |
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Went full retard and bet over half my portfolio on long puts. Wish me luck
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What’s your strike $2?
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$3 put for 10/4
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long as in buying puts, not how far expiry is
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What strike?
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I think 90.5
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Lol “I think 90.5”.... mod this fuck
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Poker is you vs. other gamblers. The rest is you vs. stacked odds. If you're a compulsive asshole, stick to poker. If you're an overly analytical tightwad, play blackjack. If you're an antisocial nerd, play video poker. Don't play anything... |
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What the actual fuck is wrong with this subreddit. Shit like this is the only reason I'm subbed.
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Shit like this is making me want to unsub. I miss the days of people actually blowing their money instead of stupid posts like this
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Dryships, probably the most worthless piece of shit trading on any major exchange
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Absolutely DryShips, let's say he has 1000 shares, by the end of the year with the 3-5 more R/S they'll have, he will have probably like 50 shares and they'll be worth .50c... |
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Its cause they banned u/niggawithabrain.
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F to pay respects
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F
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Imagine the Chinese version of WSB freaking the fuck out
They're all probably like: "妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的妈的"
## Speaker_1: ##
For those of you who don't read Chinese this says, "how we gonna scam stupid round eye now? Ching chong ping pang."
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like t... |
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Maybe a big crash is just wishful thinking and this is as low as it’s gonna get . Went back and looked at charts from 2012 2015 1987 idk I feel like I’m losing it man. Simply put I want this shit to fall cause I just got out of college , got a job and the market is at all ti... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
*Always Sunny music playing*
The Gang Shorts The Housing Market
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Icahn never not upvote an IASIP parody title
## Speaker_0: ##
You deviant bastard, have this well-earned upvote.
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Have another one. These arrows are the only thing th... |
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�� gang checking in
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the art of the deal
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serious? because i will buy it
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as serious as bread pudding
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What was your bankroll tho?
And why tf you playing grandma slots instead of cards or dice?
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Slots are autistic even for this sub. If you aren’t sucking oxygen through a tube, stand like a man at the Craps table and play dark side.
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That and... |
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Considering a Kate Spade exit strategy LOL
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This line killed me.
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Actually it killed Kate Spade
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F
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This is a Quality meme
## Speaker_1: ##
It came from the heart.. or anus. Dunno, both hurt
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Swap the trump-tradewar with the fed-interest rates imo
## Walls1337bot: ##
came here to say literally this
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Me and buddy thought it was a good investment when it was $30 / ounce. We picked up a G worth each in bars. Guess whos still holding those bars that worth half the value now
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I’ll give you $10/ounce for them
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think you misunderstood: There may be a few people here named Rich, but I don’t think you’ll find any rich
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No one Rich, just a bunch of dicks
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That’s assuming everyone could buy one share. I don’t know abou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Things that happened since that post:
* $GE fell from [roughly $24/share to 12.73;](https://i.imgur.com/6SMGgnf.jpg) currently at $14.63/share
* The dividend was [cut in half](http://money.cnn.com/2017/11/13/investing/ge-dividend-cut/index.html)
* The SEC [began an investig... |
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Actually I'm seeing so many WSBers saying they own MU puts now. That in itself is an excellent indicator we are about to see a massive rally. Have faith, OP.
## Speaker_1: ##
This is the type of shit I need to hear right now
## Speaker_2: ##
I didn't even buy calls during... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You sound butthurt. Is this the story of your life?
## Speaker_1: ##
He's probably mad cause he 40 and working as a greeter at Walmart while a high schooler just made five year his salary in 12 days.
I heard Walmart is increasing its wages by a couple cents so he's got th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't think the stock is going to trade sideways for months.
It'll either go up to $5 ish by the summer, or to zero from bankruptcy.
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Read your post and realized I never buy insurance at the black jack table.
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I'm a reddit newfag
Can't he just make a new acc?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, but think about it like this, we have 2 options.
A: He doesn’t follow through: he gets banned. We all sigh and lose a bit of faith in the words of Redditers. But all have a jolly ole time anyway becau... |
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Why not just zero?
## Walls1337bot: ##
If they went to 0 all of the dividend funds they are in would be forced to sell which would tank it even more.
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## Speaker_0: ##
The fact WSB thinks Tesla will fail is the best reason I have to continue to long it.
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Let's see your Jan 2019 $400 calls then
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How much r they?
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$11.30 a contract. Requires a 37% gain in 8 months to break even. If you got ... |
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When your average is 15.54 and you just have to wait, because you've run out of money to average down.
Edit: 14.54, thanks god.
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Buy high then die crew
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How much they disagree is surprising. Goldman Sachs has a price point for Apple around $180 while JP Morgan is near $240.
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that's not even a very big difference, AAPL can easily make that move in a single year. Analyst projections all cluster to give illusio... |
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“I’d like to take out a loan for $50,000, please.”
“Sure, what do to plan on doing with the money?”
“I’m gonna buy TSLA shares.”
“You’ve been approved for $232,000.”
## Speaker_1: ##
Op please tell us for real what you said to the bank to trick them into giving you the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Majority of that came from three trades.
INTU calls 1k -> 3k on a earnings play
MU calls 5k -> 7k just holding
QQQ puts 7k -> 18k on the bear trend last couple days
## Walls1337bot: ##
JFC the amount of people on this sub that bet their entire account on yolo op... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I scored a 32. Seems fishy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
No, not fishy, because you ended up in this sub for some reason
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pay the Troll toll Elon
## Speaker_1: ##
You gotta pay the Troll toll if you wanna get into this boys hole
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It's boy's soul. You're saying it wrong.
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>12 year old
>hypercritical know it all pussy
>zero understanding of the concept of risk
Yup you're in the right sub now.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, WSB where there are people seriously advising others to get Robinhood accounts to buy Vanguard ETFs.
This place is... |
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Still just waiting for that pullback.
## Speaker_1: ##
Aaaaaany time now
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The interest rate rising circlejerk is over
trump will claim to have made progress at G20
rip bear gang 2018-2018
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## Speaker_0: ##
Their calculations weren't wrong, reality just turned out different.
Run reality a few more times and they might be right more times then 1/32.
Man, imagine being this fucking stupid.
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OP is just trying to prove why he belongs in this sub.
## Spea... |
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Started out with 12k and got raped by Amazon And HEAR Calls at ER. Had 2k left and went all in on WMT
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inspiration u r lema
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol a week.
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20 minutes tops. If it takes a week, you can say by to South Korea &a Tokyo so let's hope not.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
## Speaker_2: ##
heard of this once, i read a book by Madoff on how to be successful
## Speaker_3: ##
the trick is to open as many loans as you ... |
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We’re about to enter the Great Tech Recession of 2018 if $AAPL don’t save us Tuesday afternoon.
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We need papa buffet to buy more and save us.
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wsb has the weirdest fucking family
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I dont think todays rally will hold. The market turned around after a potential leak that Powell would make more dovish rate hike comments in his talk today. I think people and the stupid bots were just positioning themselves for another spike up similar to the one we got la... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
these threads should be started in the morning, not at the end of the day
idk if MU will do shit tomorrow. it sure as shit didn't today - but next week will be major hype time for earnings
we are already at 32, which in my opinion is already pricing in some earnings. I tho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice dude. I have $40 Sept calls. I’m wondering if I should leave them as is or roller them to 8/17 with a higher strike price.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don’t get greedy. Pick up some LEAPS instead and mostly Jan calls.
He can afford to lose $20k in a blink but can you?
I can’... |
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... and you've never driven stick before (Trump)
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Don't fuck with Kek
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The only thing it needs is robinhood open with a 500 dollar account value.
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With a "+$51.98 Total Return"
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I would murder someone for a $52 total return at this point
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Can confirm. Have 15k in losses.
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F i... |
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You still need Facebook to use tinder and people will want to continue having sex with random strangers
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Oh good another one thinks they’re the first person to realize TSLA’s fundamentals are shit
You are trying to apply a rational framework to something which is notoriously irrational and you will probably lose. The GDP of small countries has been lost trying to short this... |
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"Uh, I mean, I guess I can't bench press much?"
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Lol just lol if youre 2x leveraged but can't leverage 2x your bodyweight
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
## Speaker_1: ##
How difficult was it to tell your parents that you are a faggot.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wtf is wrong with you? He said he c... |
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Time to short shorting
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short shorts are in season?
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Always. 5" or bust.
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I am a lawyer who specializes in things of this nature so you can definitely trust me. As long as there was no written guarantee it does not matter whereas if you were to be in charge of someone's estate there is always a clause that states you cannot make decisions that a r... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
nice meme
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nice flair
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## Speaker_0: ##
MU isn't a meme stock, Sir.
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You tell them my man.
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dont not file your taxes, then reach out for a payment plan
again, don't not file
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... Inverse... Wsb..
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This is how I deal with Chinese meme stock FOMO:
[https://imgur.com/a/ZtoeIUK](https://imgur.com/a/ZtoeIUK)
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mad gainz
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I'm down:
-7.50% NVDA
-3.4% TSLA
-3.00% AMZN
-6.6% AMD
-2.5% AAPL
Sucks knowing how long it's going to take to get back to where I started (assuming everything listed above bounces back eventually).
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I’m down 20% this week alone on SOXL
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What’s on the 2nd page?! What are the hidden costs? I’m dying to know.
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Probably some bullshit about lack of extensive reports and access to professional investment planners.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I thought I was being a stable genius when I bought a few hundred shares at 2.98
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youre a genus that belongs in a stable
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yup, when Amazon stock goes up, the money is directly deposited into Jeff's account
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It boggles my mind that people think whatever a company's value is automatically ends up under their CEO's mattress.
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I love when people say Buffet is so... |
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I'd rather that he shuts up about the markets. Actually, about everything. Go fucking golf or something. Nothing good happens when he opens his mouth.
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If the media accurately reported news he wouldn't have to use twitter for this shit. Blame them.
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Fucking late stage capitalist cucks bullying billionaires and telling them what to do with their money.
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Listen, guy. I'll have you know I have watched no fewer than 13 YouTube videos explaining why communism is good and capitalism is the cause of every ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I found this cool new stock under the ticker $MU, has anyone looked into this?!
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It's on its 4-day low, that's a steal!
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## Speaker_0: ##
when did WSB become a bunch of pussies. look at $AAPL in 2012 (dropped from $100 to $55 by mid 2013) or 2015. the market isn't a constant smooth ramp up to the sky. there are years long periods when stocks trend down or flat, even AAPL.
look at all the comments in here lma... |
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Cash: -
Nice fake account.
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Hey Mods,
Reach out to me so I can show proof. Even though I posted another pic below. This kid clearly doesnt know that cash shows up as - (Zero) when you buy everything in your acccount. If it still looks fake, ban me. ... |
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Lol, never put it all in red. Always put it all on black. These kids get no tendies
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lmfao. youre supposed to go 50/50 on black and red.
like how the fuck do people lose money on roulettes. idiots.
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Wait wouldn't that just mean you s... |
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Pretty good. I can average enough to live every month.
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Watch out for rogue waves
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But if you choose not to watch out, please post a video of yourself on YouTube that’s equal parts last will and testament, suicide note, and eulogy. We’ll... |
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Buy stuff and actually hold it for longer than a week for once
## Speaker_0: ##
Right before the market retests lows, fantastic timing
## Walls1337bot: ##
Teach me how to see the future
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## Speaker_0: ##
This phenomenon is called "wisdom of the crowd" - never thought I'd observe it here.
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50 retards isn't a crowd yet, it's a short bus.
We need more data
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## Speaker_0: ##
Its alright, I publicly display my autism by having the WSB sticker on my car right next to Tastyworks.
https://imgur.com/WxZeswP
## Walls1337bot: ##
There is no more faggy brokerage than Tastyworks. Maybe ever gayer than Robinhood
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## Speaker_0: ##
I feel broke looking at this thread
22- 8k
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that’s because you are
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I had to buy the tickets because i opened my big fucking mouth. We lost on every single one of them except for a handful of powerball hits which are worth $3. I could have used that money to start my yacht fund.
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I appreciate the follow up man. How di... |
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[http://worldsystembuilder.com/member-resources/](http://worldsystembuilder.com/member-resources/)
\> 07.17 - Congratulations Chen Chen & Maggie Chen and team on your promotion to WSB Green Jacket!
Can we get a green jacket flair for the true autists?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where did this meme come from?
## Speaker_1: ##
r/Indianpeoplefacebook
http://i.imgur.com/RxKYXk6.jpg
## Speaker_0: ##
thanks fam
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Asif also did an AMA.
And Mudasir and him also made up
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http://reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/comme... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What was your reasoning behind that move?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You being serious ?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Really well done. Have an upvote.
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The man the myth the legends himself. Got any tips I can do the oppisite of
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you know what's even worse? Tax on daytrade profits here are like 50%.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Man, you guys should all move to commie Sweden. I pay no capital gains tax but I'm taxed at the central bank interest rate +1% a year or at least 1.25%. No cap how much money you c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good. Another spicy dip to buy in a week or so when this turns out to be nothing. Just like last week.
## Speaker_1: ##
This dude gets it. "Buy the Trump Freak-out" trade has been spectacular, going back to election night (futures crashed 5% at one point).
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What app is this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
robinhood
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Betting sites currently have a 4:1 return rate on Trump.
400% return. Biggest I can think of :-)
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Honestly, this. You won't find that on a share unless you fuck with some ship part therapeutics.
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O P T I O N S
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You thin... |
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Bezos does tremendous wrong. He’s a cancer on our society.
But he will make the stock go up.
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/r/latestagecapitalism is leaking
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Oil futures seem fine. His words don't move the markets like they used to.
Nobody that matters cares anymore.
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"Seem fine."
Tell that to someone who has 34 short positions at an average of ~$45. It is NOT fine, and I will hold Trump to his word. He ha... |
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It's not the pans, it's the cook
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You have to be a cook first
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The person may be buying to Close i.e he made money on the premium
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I was gonna say the same thing
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Always buy to close. The option actually expires at like noon Saturday or something. After market shit can fuck you up sometimes. Ask me how... |
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All of these jurors so salty you'd think they were conducting selections at a HIV clinic.
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Salty? No, they're heroes for wanting to send him to prison so they can feel good about themselves and be patted on the back by all their salty friends
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I've been saying this for months now, why the fuck would you trust this wannabe Tony Stark fuckboi's spinoff project SpaceX with sensitive cargo when Tesla can't even make 5 cars a month. Watch the first Tesla car in space explode in Earth's orbit or some shit
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Gary Shilling has a list of failed predictions as well. The more recessions you predict the likelier you are to get some right.
Do you all remember the 2012 or the 2013 recessions? He predicted a 2012 recession in 2011, that didn't happen so then he predicts one in 2013. ... |
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