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Why did you
Write this like
A fucking faggot?
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Read the first letters...
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I already bought some $145 Calls expiring in Jan 2019. I believe that 10% drop was an overreaction. JNJ is too big of a company and I don't think this issue will cause $45B in damages.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ha! In this market you think it's going to bounce back to ath in a month... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Literally why I bought 7/20 MU and V calls yesterday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Show us or ban
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http://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8pslan/trading_options/e0e00kl
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I wouldn't buy boeing until their management gets their shit together. [They mismanaged the hell out of the 787.] (http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevedenning/2013/01/21/what-went-wrong-at-boeing/#129de50c5aad)
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Batteries catching on fire didn't help either.... |
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I don't understand, didn't they meet the expected EPS? Is it falling because people were expecting them to beat it?
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Yes. And a price target of $11 from GS
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Fucking hell, how do you resist the urge to cash out at 100%? 200%? 300%? This is legendary shit
I assume you're going to sell to close the Jan 19 ones this week?
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Sold the Jan 19 ones before close on Friday.
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Brilliant. With this DACA s... |
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I'm so f!cking sick to my stomach right now. Every f!cking day I wake up and I lost another couple of thousands. This PoS has gone from $30 to $24 in THREE F!CKING DAYS!!!! A 20% CRASH BASED ON ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS AT ALL DURING A PERIOD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HIGHEST VOL... |
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You've convinced me to make the switch, but I literally have no money left cause RH ruined me.
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You use Robin hood and you're trading at huge disadvantage. It's like racing in Nascar.... All the big trading firms got the race cars but you're on a kids toy... |
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How can I short Italy?
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Eat spaget
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That’s cool and all but who tf cares in this sub.
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F
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[You fucked up getting an Oculus over a Vive](https://youtu.be/ijLGzhKnRw8?t=21)
## Speaker_0: ##
Ain't nobody finna pay $800+$1000 for a computer to see some VR titties. The Oculus Go is $199
Edit: Watched the vid, that shit funny tho bruh
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You u... |
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Anybody else tempted to try and catch the JNJ bottom?
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I mean... shit... it couldn't go sub-130 could it?
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JNJ and a sub-130 share price don't go together at all. That'd be like mixing babies and asbestos.
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If tomorrow isn't green I'm getting out, I can't do this anymore.
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How about you just buy puts instead of being a call babby
## Speaker_0: ##
Idk why I just can't
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It’s easy. I literally have no idea what I’m doing and I’m making money... |
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SNAP will be at $60 this time next year
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> SNAP will be at $0.60 this time next year
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- $2bn in assets
- $700MM mkt cap
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????
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Market is scared waiting for tax plan, because it probably won't pass, like everything else the Donald has been trying to get through.
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A legit answer, thank you and may HR take mercy on my soul.
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Dead cat bounce
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God damn this poor cat never catches a break, poor thing's already dead too.
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what percentage of your net worth is this
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It's all the cash I have available now
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100% of my avaliable funds and money from my prostitute account
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you sold cash covered (naked) Ford $10 calls? And the buyer exercised the contracts? I'm still confused why you would be short shares since RH should have bought and immediately sold the shares for you.
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I sold 1000+ $10/$10.50 credit call spreads for a $... |
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Doesn’t this fuck live in Haiti or something. How have I not seen him being filleted alive on liveleak. You’d think the locals would have had enough of his shit.
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Belize, and not anymore. He killed a neighbor, which he denies, but he’s very scared to go ... |
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Haha I get it, he’s a whiny emo privileged baby like you
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Well he gets to fuck mama dragons tho.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah, he’s actually tolerable at that point, but it’s his sister sooooo
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Fucking kneeler. It’s his aunt.
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Do... |
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Now this is a throwback
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It’s on Mobile now!
Old school RuneScape join us!!!
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I want to so bad. It’s just so time consuming to start over again.
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I kind want to rebuild or die. Down 6k from what I threw in and 17k from my peak, clearly not good at this.
What should I do with the final 2k I have. If I'm gonna lose it all, might as well rip the bandaid off this week.
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Man we just answered you on yes... |
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Sports bets: Packers, Barcelona, Inter Milan. Parlay or eat shit.
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> Packers
don't listen to this faggot
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Wow cars crash. Front-page newsworthy.
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It's not the car crash you autist. It's the fact that the battery bursts into fucking flames when it crashes.
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And you're stuck inside because the doors are more complex than the doors on the ISS
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> If you have a trade algo that works
lol'd at this part
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function.YOLO
input(advice | WSB)
execute.order BUY "$stock.Calls"
amount = "account. balance"
if order = > BUY.price
SELL
return.TENDIES
if order = < BUY.price
EXPIRE
pr... |
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530,000, yup you read that right, 530,000 fuckin shares at .46
I yolo'd my retirement.
If this goes I'm in yacht city, if not I'll be needing that suicide hotline number. Nail biting extreme right now.
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Proof? Thats insane.
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It is insane. I ... |
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F
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A
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G
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G
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These retards make me salty more than anything. Saying dumb shit like that's funny until you realize just how many idiots believe it and don't stop to think for a second and then call for this guy's head when (atleast this time) he hasn't even done anything.
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I never actually see any good prime deals, it is always 2 $ off of all the old oddball shit.
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Last year I got a smart plug, really useful, its turns on my lights to help me wake up in the morning.
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Where the WSB discord go? Was I banned?
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Same. I posted in chat about GE needs to start moving and got booted and can't rejoin...
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is a great resource, if you can stand Lord Shkreli for 1-2 hours at a time. No offense to him, but fuck, 20 minutes of listening to him makes me want to kill myself.
## Speaker_1: ##
The insanely loud typing on the keyboard is what gets me
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The sou... |
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Rules: /u/FindMyShark and I race to $500k. Winner get's mod. Loser gets banned. We each post a minimum of two update per week on Wednesday and Friday around the time the market closes so WSB can keep tabs. Updates should contain current balance and positions since last p... |
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There's never any way to guess how the market will react
## Speaker_1: ##
Did you not see the graph?!
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and the arrows?!?!
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Holy shit I think I actually understood that. What the fuck is happening to me? ��
## Speaker_1: ##
Damn. I only understood "long gold"
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm not buying anything until the market takes out the March 2009 lows.
Should be only a couple of days now.
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The GBP dropping 10-20% is not the same as literally **trillions** of dollars in housing bonds becoming worthless. GFY.
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If it was easy everybody would have done it already.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm not asking if it was easy lol, just if it's possible. Not saying the average joe can do it, but I'd just like to know if it's possible.
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Is it possible to turn 5 bucks into 5 mill... |
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Fuck off
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x 2
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$PZZA is going to moon when our blessed Papa drops the lawsuit.
Strong hands. Strong pizza.
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I remember as a kid when Little Caesars’ and Dominoes were the shit. But then they got complacent. That’s when this nigga Schnatter... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
## Speaker_1: ##
Mods banned him
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No they banned the other guy who made high quality but slightly less funny gifs. He was like the coke zero version of t... |
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Rad is a dead stock
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which means it can’t get any worse
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I use TD. App is top notch. It helps me lose my money better
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lose money with confidence
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Shit I remember those awesome ass refunds during my college career I would yolo on anything just because why not free money lol
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To discover five years later it carries a 6.8% interest rate.
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So how’s the meme business going, /u/haupt91? What’s your ROI for time spent creating gifs?
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If upvotes could pay my rent I'd be living in San Fran with some vlog fags and a Tesla.
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you're not so bad op
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LIAR! LIAAAAAAA... |
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If it goes to IBM i might just quit
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I honestly see it going to Amazon. Despite the Trump hate. Mattis has and will go against Trump. I just dont see Microsoft being able to compete with Amazon.
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Tell me one more time, don't think I underst... |
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Everything went up so high yesterday I’m scared to touch anything today. If I buy puts it’s gonna skyrocket. If I buy call everything is gonna tank.
## Speaker_1: ##
So then wait till Powell’s talk and then make a move afterwards. It’s okay to sit on your hands if you don’... |
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how much did you lose on crap execution?
## Speaker_0: ##
Not 50k
## Walls1337bot: ##
you didnt actually save 50k their estimate is bad
## Speaker_0: ##
What's their estimate
## Walls1337bot: ##
50k
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RH removed options trading for AMZN but not SNAP lmao
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If you have the money to trade AMZN options do yourself a favor and get a real broker
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I always knew the Snapchat ghost was a pork advocate
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Literally dancing hot dogs
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Lost 15% a day for the last week pretty much so probably gonna quit for a while
## Speaker_0: ##
Lost 500 bucks on lulu so I'm probably going jdst or jnug to try and make some back then when I lose more just call it a day
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Im done gambling gonna go b... |
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Things that happened since that post:
* $GE fell from [roughly $24/share to 12.73;](https://i.imgur.com/6SMGgnf.jpg) currently at $14.63/share
* The dividend was [cut in half](http://money.cnn.com/2017/11/13/investing/ge-dividend-cut/index.html)
* The SEC [began an investig... |
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Im new here, what app are you using
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Grindr
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This is such bulllshit. Nothing has changed.
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You literally can’t make this shit up. How fucked are your numbers when it’s better to just cancel the earnings call all together hahaha
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And they branded themselves as “the Tesla killer”
Lmfao.
Not so easy now, is it boys?????
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I'm bullish but as a gamer I have to say that this micro-transaction crap is way out of hand. Ridiculous.
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That's fine. But we all know after most gamers finish bitching they'll go get their wallets and pay for more loot boxes. Easiest customers ever.
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Not until Fed law allows it in the US
## Speaker_1: ##
crux of mjx is canadian weed companies. canada is set for full legalization in june-july.
## Speaker_0: ##
Am aware. I just don’t care about Canadian funny money or their oversold stocks
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overbought... |
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Lol, so far I'm -1.2k hbu? It's bound to come back to 18 right???
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its a 3x decaying etf...its not bound by reason.
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Can anyone name Fords CEO without looking it up? Didn't think so.
Long Elong with his long dong.
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Alexander Gram Ford
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Tfw sold my AMD stock last week because I'd made 25% gains and wanted to get out with a profit and it's gone up 10% since ����
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Gains are gains and while 25% is nothing compared to an Ally savings account, it’s still something
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well people will go back to smoking... so calls it is!
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People will stock up so it will cause rise in sales then once they figure shit out everything will continue as normal
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The hatred in her eyes while she talks to him is unreal. If looks could actually kill.
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Looks like she stopped trying years ago, poor thing.
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Lmao, damn that sucks but you should’ve done your DD. “Real Goods Solar” sounds like the name of a scam Chinese company that isn’t good at English. Would’ve turned it down right then and there.
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I don't think this is OP's account. Each stock was actual... |
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Is this spongebob?
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Yes
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Bought 184k worth of shares with cash... not even margin..... damn
## Speaker_1: ##
You'd be surprised. With the bull market of the past couple of years, it hasn't been too hard to simply save money and put it into the market and let it snowball. Only question is when centr... |
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We’re definitely doing deep sea exploration tomorrow, but gawt-damn its only 6:45pm
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Only Su Bae can save us now!
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No, he lost his money because of himself. Bezos had nothing to do with it.
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Lol relax
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I guess the grilled cheese. You can add shit to Mac n cheese and make it more gourmet, but if you add too much to a grilled cheese, then it just becomes a regular sandwich/panini... so you still get to enjoy it under a different name.
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Bitch, shut your autis... |
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This IS my 2nd job.
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My account isn’t valuable enough for me to say that yet. Only been at it for less than a year.
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Nah, I am not putting a dime in $MU until it drops below $45 after earnings.
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Careful, I did the same thing last go-around (43.80 cost basis) and cried myself to sleep every night when it was like $37 and I had no cash to buy more
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## Speaker_0: ##
he would make a fine addition to this sub
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We should introduce him to WizDaddy.
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You guys on Myspace?
## Speaker_1: ##
...Orrr?
I love this reference because it
started some of my friends and Is most used lingo. Every question we’d end with “orrr?” We gonna smoke orrr...? Y’all want to watch TV orrr...? That movie influenced our speech even to this da... |
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If only SPY really did go to 0... and it wasn’t just a glitch...what would that mean? My puts go to like 100,000%?
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you'd be a millionaire...in an economy where we use dollars for wallpaper but 'yknow, millionaire
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I tell men all the time u want to be rich and be financially free simple, save. Dont have kids parasites that just feed off your net worth and don't get married so they cant take half your net worth.
That woman is about to rape u in court and take all the money u have w... |
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Trade wars are easy to win! Migrant caravans are going to take your babies! Global warming is a hoax! The market is in "pause."
Fuck you, you fucking idiot.
## Speaker_0: ##
"don't blame me, I didn't vote" - Bernie Bros Probably
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"I voted Stein or w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've never used Snapchat but I asked my wife. Below are my findings:
1. My wife and her friends are snapping half as much as they used to 3-4 months ago
2. Their time spent on Snapchat hasn't decreased at the same rate, they are finding themselves looking at stories and ar... |
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Wouldn’t work. People want the fantasy of seeing someone real and who currently looks like that. Otherwise there’d be no need for new porn, given how much we already have.
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> Otherwise there’d be no need for new porn, given ho... |
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hr block crashing hahaha
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Good. Fuck them and especially fuck the TurboTax guy for lobbying to keep taxes complex as fuck
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cause I already don’t understand oil I don’t need to lose money faster
## Speaker_1: ##
Then go to r/personalfinance
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck that noise I’m down 93% can’t make that back at 1.5%
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Spoiler: You're not going to make it back at all.
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Give 60% to Uncle Sam, then 50% to wife for divorce, then all YOLO plays till I get it all back or go broke.
Or instead of the YOLO, I would just travel around the world.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Exactly. My state takes 33% off the top and then choosing lump sum payment proba... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is one of the worst pieces of journalism I've ever read. Absolutely no insight or analysis whatsoever just a bunch of buzz words splattered on a page.
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Thought you were kidding until I read the article...that was the most generic piece of shit I ever... |
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Where da subbreddit att?
## Walls1337bot: ##
ice_poseidon
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You should just stop trading.
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Dictatorship run by idiots, just like all of the communist countries.
I am all for solving the income inequality issue that exist in our society, but I prefer to solve it in a way of not getting killed and not have all of my money forcible taken from me.
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When is it gonna go down to $120?
## Speaker_1: ##
PE is only 20 and Rev is still growing slightly, so prob never
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> 33% YoY revenue growth
> "growing slightly"
Welcome to 2018 everyone, where 33% revenue growth is slight
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol so what if these shootings keep happening and ppl lose phones? "omg T u replaced those flordia fags their phones, wheres mine?" stand ur ground T stand ur ground .
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Lmao ‘what if these shootings keep happening’
Long nra shootings are HUGE right now
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you basically admit to buying stuff and then panic selling a day later when it's down like 1%? No wonder you are down 99% if you keep doing that day to day.
Listen, day trading might not be for you. You need balls sometimes to hang on to this shit. It's not going to go u... |
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reveal yourself, ceo
## Speaker_1: ##
He already did a few AMA threads i believe
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Is this real?
## Speaker_3: ##
It’s definitely possible. In the past 5 years the highest the stock has been was $3405.00 per share. For 7.25 million dollars that would be rou... |
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I don't have disposable income, but my mom gives me 100 dollars a week which I leverage between 100-300%.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Damn. A stipend PLUS potential tendies on the reg? Livin da dream ������
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(-_-)7
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Same
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Where does the money I lose on puts even go
## Walls1337bot: ##
Market makers who sold it to you
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[TSLA earnings call](https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/nwvzygvo) around 36:00 min
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"I am not here to convince people to buy our stock. If people are scared of volatility, don't buy our stock." [1:11:00](https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/nwvzygvo)
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Who the fuck has had a meaningful internship in PE or a hedge fund before their freshman year of college lol
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This. What the heck?!
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Kids whose parents work at funds maybe. Probably some blowhard school club wants to put more company logos o... |
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Lmao these numbers are not as good as yall think.
- Margin shrank from 27% to 22%
- TAC increased from 22% to 24%
- 0% growth in year over year ad impressions
- 19% decrease year over year in cost per click, offset by 18% increase in cost per impression
- 1.1 billion of the... |
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watch a movie at a cinemark cuz fuck amc
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Cinemark theatres are actually very nice. AMC theatres are shitty as fuck - inconvenient seats, smelly thetres, bad screens, poor sound.
Long Cinemark, and only watch movies at Cinemark.
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AMC in... |
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Sony calls are E-Z money boys. What color should my private airplane be?
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Red same color as your robinhood P/L line.
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>Referring to what he called “ridiculous and unfair” tariffs on U.S. imports, Trump said, “It’s going to stop — or we’ll stop trading with them. And that’s a very profitable answer, if we have to do it.”
alright look buddy if you're going to bluff don't make it so fuc... |
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I feel like this is just Trump having a personal vendetta against Bezos because Bezos could literally buy all of Trump's shit and still have 100+ billion left over.
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I think Trump is making huge mistake by picking Bezos as his nemesis. For one thing Jeff... |
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I personally love paying $2000 a month for a studio in Seattle. It's great.
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Damn where’d you find a deal like that?
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He’s been above the law for a hot minute now homie
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broke bois getting arrested by SEC for pumping stock by just following a company on Instagram meanwhile donnie over here twerking for the bulls. It be tough.
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what does fat fingered mean?
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Title of ur mom's most viewed video
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