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Breaking news: the trade war will take all your tendies
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But i just got approved for options!!!
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I forgot options could only be used for bullish positions....
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Shit! If only there was some sort of option you could buy where ... |
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Was it child porn or insider trading?
Was it the figit spinners?
## Walls1337bot: ##
###HELLO SEC
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if only we followed your advice last time we'd be up 7% instead of down 50%
## Speaker_1: ##
Who tf wants single digit gains over 6 months?
## Walls1337bot: ##
That shit adds up
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+/u/User_Simulator /u/natwwal23
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This recent push above 5 is very strong and I fully expect this to get fucked Penny stocks are the clowns you guys end up with a nice 7-10% up day and did nothing Well despite Wolf of Wallstreet being one of the time, it w... |
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Why else would you dye hair crazy color?
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Self expression?
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Right?, but who are you expressing yourself towards?
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lol that scale
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For real, that dip is ~1% but it looks like armageddon.
EDIT: I get that FOREX is usually highly leveraged, but the graph scale still makes it look like the UK is dealing in Zimbabwe dollars.
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1% is massive in forex!
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We're going to hear a lot more about [Ebola](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Kivu_Ebola_outbreak) soon, if it's not overshadowed by other news. Case numbers are tipping toward exponential growth. Short Africa?
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Good.
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What the fuck dud... |
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Idk why u guys keep calling my retarded, come Tuesday u will all eat ur words
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U sure are a special kind of alien
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Link..?
edit: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-trader-bets-it-all-on-apple-getting-crushed-after-earnings-2017-01-30
I guess you can just write whatever you want on here and they will publish it
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TIL: Reddit can control the media. You know what to... |
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We need to jail the crooked Mods.
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I believe a non-zero number of mods are currently incarcerated.
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Big if true
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What are the fucking positions?
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Bent over.
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the ... |
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Colorblindness is a real disease that affects millions of people around the world, you sick fuck. Thats literally the equivalent of saying, "I think I may be an amputee. I just can't *stand* losing money."
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Sanjay, is this the bottom of the channel or are... |
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I owned 3500 shares. Bought in at 12c sold at 9c. Buy high sell low. WSB motto.
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A solid 25% loss
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ten bucks, here we come
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I need more tendies
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[Marketwatch too:] (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-trader-bets-it-all-on-apple-getting-crushed-after-earnings-2017-01-30?siteid=rss&rss=1)
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"Comeau is nothing if not confident — maybe too confident in this moonshot, although that tends to play ... |
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Positions/trades or ban.
Also proof its not paper trading.
## Speaker_1: ##
how would I prove this?
I am almost 100% in Polaris (PII) 130 calls that expire in September.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Post your account username and password.
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FNMA isn't a gamble, a gamble is weekly straddles on the SPY
## Speaker_0: ##
Curious in what way you think FNMA isn't a gamble?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well compared to most of the gambles on WSB, this is basically a blue chip stock in 1997
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No dude. You didn't lose everything. You realized your gains along the way. You'll owe the government about $100K in taxes.
That's something!
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Thats not how taxes work you tard
It all happened within the same year.
How the fuck do so many people ... |
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A
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M
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D
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You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Otherwise you should re-flair this to Discussion or Shitpost before you get banned.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the ... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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Lol this fucking username is outrageous.
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In Sweden the term “coke rock” actually refers to ice cubes. Them Swedes really like their Coc... |
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So many people hating on that guy without understanding how it feels to lose the money you have saved for no reason. Losing a few hundred bucks fin aggy delights is alright because you fucking deserve it for being stupid. But losing your money when trying to save is differen... |
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They’re all jews
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And jews make the best bankers, everyone knows that.
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In the Middle Ages it was a sin for Christians to charge interest and "make money off of money" so there were no Christian money lenders. Jews on the otherhand weren... |
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Why is everyone on this sub addicted to fucking garbage.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because that 15¢ rise yesterday got me $3 you stupid fuck
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“Becoming”? Man baby tantrum is going to send us into recession, but that’s no reason not to make money shorting the market.
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You call people fags but you're dickriding Trump harder than a schoolboy on a priest
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lol
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lol
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How do I short EU? In America, lack of beer will cause riots in the street.
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America might have some of the worst beer in the world, but it definitely also has the BEST beer in the world.
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That's fucking awesome what fucking book is fucking this?
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it says it right there at thr top of the book. learn to read
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You can’t expect a retarded person to know how to read
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Dude.
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Puts?
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Use a real brokerage you cheap fuck.
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rekt
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Prove it faggot
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So instead of a screenshot of the app, it's a screenshot of gmail in HTML that is easily modifable with no clear sender of the email
Whatever I hope you're not lying. But to everyone reading this take this w... |
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This will prob test the 200 at 49.93 in the next couple days with whats going on. The guidance for the quarter was super bullish, but no data points have come out to really show a drop in demand. My guess is that this thing loses the 200DMA, bleeds into earnings and then has... |
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Who is on the other side of the trade when we all decide to bail out?
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r/investing?
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So you planning to pump and dump a vanguard fund
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so RAD's price shot up yesterday
does that mean investors are becoming more bullish on the merger?
do i go all in now????
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Why are you not already all in??
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I bought @3.40 and sold at 3.50 few weeks back
Its taking forever so i used the ... |
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>"fit in"
>WSB
Pick one
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I mean I certainly fit into the helmet my mom makes me wear everywhere
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"*The helmet chooses the autist...it's not always clear why*" -Ollivander
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I really don’t know who this guy is. But still, fuck that guy!!! 2 first names are still not acceptable.
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His brother also has two first names
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My dad always told me to look out for people with two first names.
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In 2017 tesla sold 101,000 cars. They currently have 455,000 preorders for the model 3. They burn through money very well (flamethrower pun) but I do not believe their cash flow will decrease in the near future. Fwiw I'm not a fan of elon but I think his company will contin... |
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Shout out to bac for being a piece of shit that cant hold a 2% gain during a rally but drops like a rock when the shit hits the fan. I'm not holding any calls btw, stock only yall screwed lol
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I am up to my dick in July calls. Not quite sure what I should... |
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Weird to me that WSB dislikes cryptocurrencies so much, volatile as fuck and tradable with minimal fees.
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From what I've heard/read from WSBers is that whales with insane amounts of currency have too much power to arbitrarily control the value. The lack of r... |
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can someone ELI5 for options retard? ty
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He bought 33k worth of UVXY calls for Friday @$11. Sounds like a big Comey bet to me.
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If he doesn't sell them tmrw or Friday they expire and are worthless. OP is betting on very short term volati... |
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Gosh, I love this sub
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Isn't it swell?
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RIP guy that put all his life savings on this.
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It's up now boi
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Why the fuck are you playing weeklys dude
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bro you know where you are at
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't real... |
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Hey just because robinhood doesn’t let me buy options after hours doesn’t mean you have to make fun of me for it!
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what else are you buying?
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A years worth of student loans riding on this shit, with 2x margin.
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Calls? FDs?
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Here we go. Goldman Sachs trying to get more shares for cheap. Not sure if I should even consider this investment. It doesn't really seem like a sustainable business and there are too many competitors. No clear path to profiting.
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How is this possible? Only 3.8k shares changed hands today?
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He probably bought it a week ago considering that's when it was $1.22.
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I just sold some AAPL 200 calls please tell me this won't be me in two months.
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probably less than 2 months.
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Can anyone explain the mid-day hike? looks like it's correcting back down
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Powell mentioned "just below neutral" which naturally means moon gang? I guess?????
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"Do you accept the outcome of this election?"
"There are 800 or 1800 immigrants that have become citizens."
gotcha
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Those .00000001% are ruining our country!
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Costco calls.
Hurricane in Hawaii and they sold out of bottled water and stuff.
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Is it just me or is Costco’s earnings not next week....
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You bought a lottery ticket
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I don’t know a single thing about options. Thought I was doing something different.
Fuck it
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Na you're doing what the rest of us are. Welcome brother. You're home now
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At least give a notice period to those who use your account man.
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Lol I ain't givin an eviction notice to my broke ass homies to get off my Netflix
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That's cold.
If my ex ever cuts me off without a notice period, I think I'd be more hea... |
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Is it going to the moon?
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What are the odds those warrants get cancelled?
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How do people confuse loose and lose?
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Honestly one of my largest pet peeves. It's a fucking 4 letter word people.
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you try being retarded
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Hey come on. At least he's taking his first big step by subbing to WSB and bein... |
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What type of strategy? Are you bullish on a stock but dont have a lot of money? Buy call options deep in the money with a high delta, to get the same price move in a stock but less capital required up front (i.e. you are leveraged more). But watch the options expiration date... |
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Did the wittle baby watch the big short?
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Haha, yes a while back. I am just trying to pay of my house dawg.
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Always inverse WSB
Step 1: be Asian male
Step 2: marry Jewish girl
Step 3: make jew-sian babies to yolo spy calls.
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Create a new breed aka jabies
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My dog had jabies one time, had to put em down
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I think you're thinking of... |
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There����is����no����rate����hike����tomorrow
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Yeah but there's news about em
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Serious question.
I have 100K cash (Mixture of savings and inheritance).
I owe 80K on mortgage.
I have never traded stocks before.
What would you do?
Pay off mortgage, or trade?
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THIS IS NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE
A year ago I'd have gone 50/5... |
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>Options are such bullshit. You basically won $700k in blackjack and kept gambling it all away.
Options should be looked at as no better than gambling.
I love hearing 40x per day the comparison between options and blackjack
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B L A C K J A C K
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Ahhh - his balls indicate hes got a fukk load of MU calls...
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Thats actually a different kind of bagholding.
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Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
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ban hammer incoming
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How the hell is anyone paying for college if they invest it instead?? Take out $200k loan, margin the shit out of it, and pray to the WSB gods that your MU calls pan out?
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Maybe parents paying for college? Maybe he’s not actually going to college or his ... |
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Before you shit on me for getting my news from the dailymail, let me tell you that they are fast as fuck on every story and they include as much detail as possible.
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So then you are a self aware retard
Nice
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Yes buy high sell low.
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235 is the ytd high actually. Its been basing for over a month at the lows. Risk/Reward is favorable.
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https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
They didn't give any warning or anything. I had to announce in front of my whole team that I have a autism level empathy quotient.
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0 out of 80 What do I win?
https://imgur.com/a/z9utK
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The... |
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Sept 18th 294 calls are looking pretty good right now.
Yaun fix opened higher than expected and futures are reflecting the upward momentum
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Waaayy to far out dude. God damn how can you even think that far out. 1 week or bust my dude
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Gf just left to go back to school. ��
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well she's chads GF now lol
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Make it a plantain
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I love the way he drinks it.
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Does he have dentures and he is making sure they don’t come out or something? That two handed gesture is odd, like he can raise his elbows to high.
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No dentures. He had crowns put on all his teeth years ago fro... |
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lol 3% swing in one day with a 1m account? You're pretty ballsy.
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Pretty sure all the options are going to come back to bite me. Hoping tech holds up another 5-6 months.
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What's your investing/trading goal? At 1m, even with fairly conservati... |
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Eh, she pulled the other girl off.
This kid has a sense of justice; something I really don't think Shkreli has any of.
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Shkreli is a good guy. Check out his streams where he explains shit to idiots
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With all the crap ton of stock that where at 40+ dollars now being worth 8-13 range why not buy like 10 shares of all of them? You guys lose more on yolo ugaz and fd calls. Or overpriced puts. Can somebody please help me understand if I'm willing to lose 1k why not just b... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Bitch this is a serious subreddit. Everyone on here is such a serious trader that we don't even give a fuck anymore so we just troll faggots like you
Piss off to r/investing
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Thank you �� for giving me the right subreddit
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You're wel... |
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Priced in or not do you really want to be short rail? They are on a tear that hasn't been seen in decades. Their demand has gotten so bad that they actually have to hire people to keep up. One trainmaster I talked to said something like having to add over 200 extras (a tr... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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Fuck this stock.
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Yo Elon, if you're here tweet a cat meme
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177
I'll take it.
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THAT'S A WOLFGIRL FAUX WEEB!
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My bad
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Look at all those people about to get burned once the bullshit premarket collapses.
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Honestly they just need to get rid of all the non-standard time trading, it's just there for ez manipulation wankery.
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Python 2.7.15 (v2.7.15:ca079a3ea3, Apr 30 2018, 16:30:26) [MSC v.1500 64 bit (AMD64)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> op == "gay"
True
>>>
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Lol python 2.7 how’s 2014 pa... |
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May want to wait until the company can actually pay its bills.
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Was that ever a problem? Looked like the dividend was the issue.
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They didn't even need to reduce their dividend, the CEO is just a beta and caved to the pressure
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Amd strangle or one amzn call or put.. What do I do wise ppl
## Speaker_0: ##
NVDA CALLS
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That knife is too sharp for me to handle
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Oh yeah like NYC wasn’t a fucking shit hole with the worst people before AMZN
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lol why is every $$$ location with high $$$ paying jobs (and equally absurd high COL) a shithole to WSB
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Parts of NYC are very nice. There are other areas that ha... |
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Upper middle class men with medium to large brokerage accounts are the real victims after all.
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White cis upper middle class men with medium to large brokerage accounts*
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The best part is after you cover a dollar fucking fifty you won't be able to buy anything for a day.
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I had a margin call for 2 cents and missed out on some massive buying opportunities, robinhood wasn’t even able to verify why it was issued, fuck this ap... |
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Looks similar to my heartbeat when I pop three 25mg adderall
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This guy fucks
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Can't wait for this thing to bankrupt a bunch of trump voters.
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Have to live off EBT like a democrat...the horror.
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/u/martinshkreli for president
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Lord Shkreli has my vote.
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"time to sue CS?"
LOL good luck fuck stick
## Speaker_1: ##
Especially when the instrument did what it was designed to do and specified in writing
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Excellent whitepaper, 10/10.
From now on, I buy things that have no whitepaper.
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If only we lived in a system where literally anyone can buy stock in public companies ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
> If only we lived in a system where literally anyone can buy stock in public companies *for no fees on their cellphones* ��
I added a bit.
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reddit is marvel ultrafag territory, watch your back
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## Speaker_0: ##
My 1 mil life insurance policy is my hedge.
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probably doesnt have a suicide clause
## Speaker_0: ##
After two years I can kill myself. I've already had the policy for three years...
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You've... looked into this haven't you..
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Lol couldn’t do it at 1 or 9:30. The market has to open in the middle of his interview. I don’t want to play this chess anymore.
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I love it when he shit talks in the middle of the day. Put the stock graphs up and watch it react to his tardation. Fascinati... |
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Who the fuck even buys bonds anyway?!
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TRADE WARS ARE GOOD AND EASY TO WIN, MY ASS
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holders receive termination price correct? Or do they receive $0?
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Termination price
## Speaker_2: ##
So since as of this post, VXX is up 18% afterhours, XIV isn't down ~18% afterhours from its closing price of $99? Everyone that held just lost everything?
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Would you jump out of a rocket ship heading to the moon?
## Speaker_1: ##
How often do stocks tumble again after a huge 1 day gain? Asking for a friend.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There's a > 0 chance.
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This is actually a super useful ass post for people see what they need to gain from a losing position
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You don’t say
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