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Why isn't anyone talking about the Petro?
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because this is WSB, degenerate mouth breathers who barely graduated high school and or dropped out of college
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My question again
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BECAUSE THIS IS WSB, DEGENERATE MOUTH BREATH... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Dude makes a fucking golf analogy and blames democrat resistance to his expensive wall?
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He saved three times as much by pulling out of Syria.
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Yeah but that was retarded too
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Yeah I love foreign wars in the middle east
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This low functioning retard is ruining wallstreetbets.
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Everything you comment is low effort garbage. You don't have a single funny comment, and you lie about making 33x gains.
Just leave
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Proof baby proof
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This is the best I can do at the moment. It is a screenshot of my trading activity:
https://sli.mg/8sR3Yn
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Which broker. How are you paying only $2 per trade
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IB. That's their rate.
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Damn ... |
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
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Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 of y... |
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You can buy stocks with a credit card? ��
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Robinhood isn't the only brokerage my dude.
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Is this post supposed to be a joke or is it actually legit?
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Some brokers let you use a credit card, yes.
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Whic... |
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That's every week for the past 20+ years since 24 hour news.
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No, it’s an impeachment and you’ll see much more volatility than usual. Not quite trade war volatility but it’ll be wild
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It won't be. Everyone knows that the Senate doesn't give ... |
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Good for Germany?
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basically nothing will change. She stays Chancellor, most likly until 2021. This position was important for her, but rather because of internal CDU political struggles. It just means it opens up another potential daily battlefield she has ... |
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Trying to instill fear in the public so he doesn’t get impeached. Markets might go down a bit but will shrug it off and it’ll pick right back up or down with whoever replaces him. He thinks he’s some special shit or something?!
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Of course. He’s king of the J... |
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Lol this whole thing reminds me of the great bodybuilding forum wars regarding the number of days in a week.
Edit: For the uninitiated: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&pagenumber=1
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday... |
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The only thing you're gonna win is Reddit karma. Here's hoping you're just trolling
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AAPL/MSFT Jan 19 Calls. Godspeed
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have you considered that the chance gets higher we will be goi... |
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Fuck off faggot.
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Also call your rep. :)
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And tell them your tired of paying the bandwidth costs of your neighbors Netflix streaming and to end NN now.
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Arbitrary af. How do you earnestly valuate bandwidth? Verizon/Comcas... |
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what about his own company?
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Nah, people will definitely buy luxury electric cars when they are struggling to survive.
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Silly, recessions don’t harm rich people, they just give them bargains.
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Every programmer making $120k ... |
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Have you ever looked up tranny porn because you're "not gay"?
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Should I try it?
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It's totally not gay to look at another mans junk, as long as its perceived as "female". That's my best advice.
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It's totally gay unless it'... |
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1-800-273-8255
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867-5309
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877-CASH-NOW
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I have calls with no volume but I need cash now
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CALL MU 90s 877-CASH-NOW
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## Speaker_0: ##
PredictIt.com seems better
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I made $300 last year trading on Predictit. Traded Marco Rubio for R nomination shares. If you would have put money on Trump for President it was more than 500% return.
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Doesn't predicit take like 10%? To me, tha... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I really don't know anything and am just here from /r/all so forgive my stupidity, but wouldn't this not necessarily be a bad thing? If that guy work up this morning, doubled his stock in the company for 20% less mo... |
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Aren’t these people billionaires? Why do they dress like me?
And why does Zuck always look like a movie extra that’s trying to get away with sneaking into the shot?
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>"Only broke people wear expensive clothes." - Unknown
Have you ever seen Bill Gates, W... |
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hey man $43 is still a lot of money . . .
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Closer to $12 actually...
http://i.imgur.com/0cARNBw.png
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7800 in withdrawals?
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More, I initially kept a flat $10000 in my brokerage account, withdrawing whatever was over th... |
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K cool watch it drop another 3 points tomorrow
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Nah
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I have way too much in calls from $165 to $175. Kept moving down to lower strikes but scraped some pennies with FD puts along the way, so I very badly want it to rocket just not gonna get... |
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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Oh...ok cool....I thought the GOP was the part of the "get yer big Gubmint hands off mah state lawwws"
I guess that only applies to a woman's uterus and minority voting rights.
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Are you really so unhappy to pay taxes? Taxes ar... |
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I’m such a bitch. I watch these go up everyday but I don’t have the balls to all in on them. I just know when I buy them, they will lose 10% that day
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wrong sub
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Fuck you I’m going all in tomorrow
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Every day is yesterda... |
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That $10 strike tho
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not that far of a stretch, picture this scenario: Bill Gates calls his assistant to say 'would you swing by rite aid and grab my RX' but there is bad cell reception and instead assistant hears 'buy 51% of rite aid stock'.
If that isn't... |
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Can you just tell me in one sentence what to buy.
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Yolo 3x leveraged bear ETFs
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Made 10% on $SDOW today alone. In at 19.00 and out at 21.00.
Edit: in my 401(k) for yolo cred.
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Your 401k lets you day trade?
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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2 chicks at the same time
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That can be done without AAPL money.
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Not by guys like me
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Certainly not with that attitude. Don't put yourself down. Believe in yourself.
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r/wholesomestreetbets
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How the fuck does it go up on cut guidance and missed revenue????!!!
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looks like they beat by 6c
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You retard, I said Revenue, not EPS. Earnings doesn’t mean shit for a company like this because until they are profitable, everything gets put ... |
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What website is that?
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Cannot say, last time i did i was banned. Someone else will have to share
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PM us.
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Someone here knows what it is, I cannot PM or say anything
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Lol okay... Sounds like you just don't w... |
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When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
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Market was bull because of Obama's economy. Not sure why anyone thought this clown would be good for co... |
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Timing the fucking market? WTF you think this is r/investing? We YOLO entire portfolios on possible 5% gains on earnings reports here you cuck
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Yes I probably am. new to wsb and thought i would add some caution to group.
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Welcome aboard m... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Are you motherfucking kidding me!? +4% this is some motherfucking efx level bullshit. Controlled by Satan or some bizarre bullshit.
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Relax. Down now.
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Believe
Nothing
Ever again.
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Going up now, too. Some i... |
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Ok so even if this wasn't the dumbest idea ever, and a sure way to lose money, this is called front-running / market manipulation. This is why people that work for hedge funds usually aren't allowed to trade their PA, because they could buy shares personally and then use $5... |
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Wait .... You lost 70% of your account?
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No, that’s the total loss on this trade
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Sorry for that, what's your style of trading?
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Swing trading. I got busy at work on Friday and didn’t get to sell these.. Rip
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I am basically all in JD. if this shit crashed I am done
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Bruh you don’t even want to know my position....
Edit: Delivered, fags. Believe it or not, some of us have work to do to fuel their degenerative bets. https://i.imgur.com/LWFW5Aw.png
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Link so I can get myself a late present
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here it is, swag yourself up. https://www.goodatbiz.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-t-shirt
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$32.
Capitalism is a real motherfucker.
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I got five kids to feed!
## Spe... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Dude Idk. Facebook knows more about everybody than any other company. They could tell you you're gay before you even knew yourself. I think this thing could be big
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Really doubt it, Match already has a pretty good eagle eye on the market and FB just start... |
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Dead cat bounce op
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Out of curiosity, how do you determine if a trend is a dead cat vs an actual reversal in the trend? Obviously assuming I've got a model and there's no news that would suggest a reversal in a trend.
Or is it just best to always assume ... |
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Can anyone explain what happens to long calls over a strike price of whatever a buyout price would be?
Say TSLA goes private at $420. What happens to a $500 call? Worthless??
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are you fucking autistic
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is that the favorite line around h... |
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Sounds about right
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I can't find a reference, but I thought I remember Buffett advocating that people just buy into the market and then bother to learn about it afterwards because the time you would've spent learning about it could've been making you money i... |
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, go... |
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robinhood did it first
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Unfortunately RH does not offer free options trading. We are avid options traders ourselves and see the need for this service in a highly overpriced and dominated industry. Hopefully you can see the drive for our vision. Thanks and le... |
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Perfect time to buy those puts.
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For real though... Maybe.
I have no idea wtf I am talking about.
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We tell ourselves "It's gone up a lot, it must come down soon" and "It's gone down so much, it has to bounce back" but these are fleeting re... |
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Don't worry, in a month or two it will be revised down as seasonal retail jobs end. Or because each time the number has been above 200k this year it eventually is revised to about half.
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Dude 4.1% is insanely low, even letting go of all temp workers would pr... |
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I've been saying for weeks it's FUCKING SUICIDAL to short the market right now. We're edging up on the 2100 resistance level. When that breaks, expect floodgates.
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Could you please elaborate as to why?
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Because fundamentally the US e... |
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if you support him, then good for you. If you dont support him, then i hope you have atleast been using this opportunity to make some money.
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Exactly. I don't support him, but I hope his generally level-headed (if hilariously-ironic) speech tonight will be... |
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I wouldn't read too much into this. Trump is very consistent at standing down and agreeing to a deal in person, only to back out later on.
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In other words, he’s a giant pussy
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Trump is a scammer. He'll be your best friend as long as he can p... |
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Just bought a $53.50 6/29 call
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I would’ve waited another day or two
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I obviously should have
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You’re fine. I bought a 6/22 56.5 last week and lost 98%. Still holding lol
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If your wife saw that screen do you think she'd stop loving you?
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This is nothing compared to mine.
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Way to be a one upper. Now show yours
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I will be more depressed to check my losses.
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Pussy
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lol it's the typical Friday red wedding, ain't nobody hitting calls at the end of the day, I'm watching all mine expire worthless today because I'm a POS and couldn't sell at market close yesterday and make a few bucks.
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you wish, mine are ITM (165)
its... |
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Your post with $560 in your RH account tells me you should probably consider it.
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Hey, I put another $500 in it!
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God speed my autist son.
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Carry on my autist son. For there'll be tendies when you are done
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> Autistic on the other hand, they don't know how others feel, but they do care equally about their well being. Once they find out empathy is needed, they look for a solution.
Jesus Christ... Am I on the spectrum? This is making me seriously ask questions.
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I didn't even know it hit 7
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How you managed to buy at the very top of this peak is astounding and impressive.
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Look, I feel very very stupid
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I'm not even mad.
At least you can join the Nug bag holder club with the... |
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Is github profitable?
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Not until Microsoft tweaks the TOS so all the code that's uploaded belongs to them and we have to buy it back in order to work for them.
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This sounds like this wouldn't work with gdpr.
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It's what Gate... |
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I'm pleasantly surprised to hear you degenerates know that "feeling the market" is by far one of the dumbest things you can say in finance.
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When WSB is more financially savvy than the President lol .... fuck
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I'm totally in favor of priva... |
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Look at those 1 penny contracts on T, god dam
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Which ones in particular
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All of the contracts for 9/13, $37 and up are all like .01 and ITM or close now lol
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To think someone bought a ton.
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Almost a... |
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Stop fucking around with derivatives and start holding AMZN
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I went all in on $AAPL at 166.02 should i keep holding or switch to $AMZN right now
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Wait. You own stocks and not options?
You’re fine dude.
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i already sold it a... |
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I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
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Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change in... |
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So you make like $50k a year working for retards?
All in meme stocks. Definitely don't use it to advance your skills so you can earn more than a public school teacher working for a company with a real payroll system.
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He said twice this month, which means h... |
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Realistic because in the end, Ally went further.
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this is why i just gave up and started dumping my cash into a roth IRA full of market index funds and high dividend yield ETFs... to protect me from myself.
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I have a 100% S&P 500 Rot... |
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I bought a shit brownstone in one of the baddest neighborhoods in NYC 27 years ago I mean crack addicts and prostitution u know like time square used to be before Giuliani cleaned all that up
I got it 47,800$ and last Wednesday I got a offer for 977,000$
And I won’t sell... |
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10% up today and looking like $10+ by the end of the year... Shes a fucking goddess
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lol the ultimate WSB comment
1. Top comment to show idiots all coming along
2. Suggests another 6% upside on a day when stock runs up 9% and 45% in a month
3. using the p... |
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Guidance?
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idk how these Earnings work nowadays.
Beats by nothing: Up 5%
Beats by a lot: Down 5%
Meets: down 15%
Misses by 5%: Up 10%
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There is much more to earnings than just EPS and Revenue. There is guida... |
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Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
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This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
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"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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Happy to answer any questions that aren't like yesterdays 'what are options?'.
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I know what options are...in a sense. But I am having a hard time getting the final grasp on them. Could you explain something for me?
If I think the /SPY is going to go down, d... |
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I’m up 500k ytd. Right now. Bagholding a 175k in paper losses too . Goal for the year is 1mil and I think I’ll hit it. I was averaging 100k a week for a while till I blew my account up trying to trade the vol etfs.
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Text me every morning and lmk your plan... |
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What's with all of the communists downvoting the reality that this is nothing? No rebound in the market would be a problem. Look at the movement - took about 30mins for the real money makers to realize this is a nothing-burger. You're feelings about the President don't ch... |
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Not as big a bet, but im also with you. [ORCL Call](https://m.imgur.com/eGE3oqs)
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You guys don't do naked calls do you?
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naked calls usually refers to when you're selling (and in that case, selling naked? i dont.). When you buy a call, you'r... |
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When your phone is worth more than your account
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OP should ask his parents to deposit $700 into his account instead of buying him the iphone 7 for Christmas.
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Both will be worthless in six months.
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Continue to baghold $SQ. Continue to see my bagholding offset by $MU
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Yep, this is my plan too. Then when SQ finally recovers I'll be up bigly.
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Then MU would offset that. Compliment each other.
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Damn, what other memes st... |
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Yesterday at open I was up 14k YTD, now I'm up $2599 YTD but I've spent $2600 in commissions this year.
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Oh god
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I'm taking a break from options, just going to hold my stocks until this volatility goes away. I'm too autistic to try and... |
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$12/2 minutes * 124800 minutes/business year = million dollar annual
you're basically a ceo bro
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Math doesn't check out
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Yeah it's only $748,800. That's basically one step above minimum wage
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Can you buy a yacht with that m... |
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You want us to believe that you're able to read?
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Yeah nobodies falling for that shit.
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How would he post to reddit if he was illiterate?
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Probably his mum posts for him, just like mine!
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That doesn't mak... |
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What fucking isn't in this market?
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$MU
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i wonder if anyone is bagholding shares from MU's true ATH
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you know those tards sold at a loss.
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Making sure to still have cash for the next time it's at ath
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's peopl... |
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Good old realistic terminal growth rate of 30%.
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That gives Tesla like 600 Billion in revenue in less than 10 years. You think it will be more than that?
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You're kidding...right?
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No I doubt it as well since all the big car... |
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Yeah my puts are shit....
Early but not wrong, there will be pull back soon!
Every single time it has gapped up, it has fallen and touched the beginning of that gap, generally around the 20 day MA...
I know past performance does not dictate future performance, but.... Fuc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
JPY is the funding currency.
Many big players draw funding in JPY (cheap interest rate) and sell them into USD to buy USD assets.
When shit happens they unwind and pay everything back in JPY.
## Speaker_1: ##
This seems a little too good to be true?
## Speaker_2: ##
It... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What caused this dramatic increase in rate?
## Speaker_1: ##
The fact that we could not form a government, investor are starting to get worried about Italeave. They are afraid we will go back to Lira or who knows what and devaluate.
## Walls1337bot: ##
“Italeave”? Is that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your odds are incorrect as you're not taking into account the possibility of multiple winners, which would lower the return per winner.
## Speaker_1: ##
Also the big real winner is Uncle Sam. I think u lose like 40% to taxes
## Walls1337bot: ##
You get a few hundred milli... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
It came from the subreddit budget. Reddit allocates a few hundred a year to each "big but not huge" subreddit who garner significant positive media attention. Since WSB has been in the WSJ and on Marketwatch (among others) recently, they increased... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I still can't believe that Elon is dating Grimes, no wonder he is through an emo punk phase
## Speaker_1: ##
Elon Musk honestly needs to shut the fuck up, cut out all these artsy morons from his life, and start acting like a CEO again.
The only reason Musky is still taken ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
## Speaker_1: ##
funniest shit i've witnessed on reddit
## Speaker_2: ##
At first it was funny, but then I looked at OP’s post history and it became the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
## Speaker_3: ##
Title should have said "Giant... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yet stock is green pre market ��
## Speaker_1: ##
What about now?
## Speaker_2: ##
7 minutes into open, coming back. Almost at $11.
## Speaker_3: ##
My $11.50 puts that expired last week are finally worth something....
...oh
## Speaker_2: ##
I shoulda just bought f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nothing says success like a broken screen on an outdated phone showing a loss
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a hedge fund - he's expecting losses!
## Speaker_2: ##
sorry for the dumb question, I'm a business major and just finished macroeconomics. Don't hedgefunds only make money w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
And yet he still bought the peak
## Speaker_1: ##
Not the peak till homeboi Buffet croaks the bucket.
Be prepared with popcorn. It may be the only time in your life that you'll see tuxedos in a panic selling frenzy.
## Speaker_2: ##
I hope he doesn't die anyti... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You just described how a lot of mutual funds are created, marketed, and sold.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Pick 20 stocks for your fund at random. Repeat 1000 times. Track performance for a year. 40% or so beat the market. Roll all the losers into the winning funds. Repeat 4 y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the literal fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
You can lift sliding doors out of the runners. Anyone with any real world knowledge should be able to realise that ffs. How do you think they install them? Magic?
## Speaker_2: ##
or they could just play bubble butt you fucking retard... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why the hell would you buy Sears. You realize that’s what it is right? Fucking SEARS!
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a solid company, probably undervalued.
## Speaker_2: ##
Are you kidding me? When was the last time you bought anything from Sears? Yeah, that was also the last time... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I dont think i've ever wanted a company to go down in flames as much as Tesla. The Elon dick riding is real on reddit
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah but the cars are great
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are they, though? The interiors are garbage and the Chevy Bolt does everything the Model 3... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why ya lookin at guys, faggit?
## Speaker_1: ##
I am the guy. Gotta resort to these tactics these days.
## Speaker_2: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
Nah this is my tinder account. My grinder account says "will sucky sucky for 1 $WMT share" if you're interested, faggot.
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shit in the streets.
## Speaker_1: ##
Just don't do it near my tent, ok?
## Speaker_2: ##
Pitch a tent on the sidewalk and fill it with random furniture. Guaranteed to bring the property value down and no one will touch it for weeks, due to the unspoken bum rules regarding... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now get ready to be bummed Out when you realize your gonna be taxed on all those profits as if it were regular income.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm used to paying a shitton of taxes... luckily I have some capital loss carryover from the 2017 drawdown to offset a bit of it, but, ye... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
tripled my positions
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck now I'm jealous
## Walls1337bot: ##
i was going to quintuple it but I have major oil shorts
## Speaker_0: ##
My gawd. What are you?
## Walls1337bot: ##
a really bored autist who is injured but an officer in the army. wby?
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What kind of Asian porn the the blurred stuff?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nah, I was watching Asa Akira or whatever her name is. She’s nasty, like LuLus profit margin
## Speaker_2: ##
Straight porn? Take that shit to r/investing
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you know it wasn’t shemale st... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I mean you are talking like apartheid was a good thing lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
idk much about South African politics right now. But I'm sure its possible to have competent leadership without Apartheid.
## Walls133... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Congrats you made $290 on 12.75K. I made $450 on $950 today. Start trading options fag or you're in the wrong place
## Speaker_1: ##
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You are a faggot.
Why would you post this?
No one knows shit about options here until after you start tradin... |
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