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That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
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Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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It’s more likely that he was using the casino in Saipan to launder money and get it out of China. Weird way to go about it.
But the gambling story is probably bullshit.
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Only problem is that he is still in china. They will probably kill him.
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Man if you're day trading on a friday. You should be day trading SPX options and not SPY. I've had contracts go from $.15 to $32. So with a $1000 investment you can potentially return 300k. The delta's are absolutely insane. .18 delta for a $2 contract on Friday or $.1 de... |
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yeah pm me your SSN
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457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
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Mother's maiden name?
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Kahn
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Birthday?
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Every year
Edit: thanks for the gold!
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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As you can see I'm clearly a good son and financially responsible
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No you're a spoiled bitch, i have half of my college paid for with scholarships, I'm a good son, and I'm paying for the other ha... |
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was there a WSB newsletter about LEAPS i didn't get? love how this sub just latches onto one concept at a time
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I think a few people saw that big swinging dick post about the guy that owns 2019 NVDA LEAPS that he is already up 100k on and want to jump on th... |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9bjur1/last_chance_to_buy_amzn_below_2000
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Hello I'm the author, I didn't stop out of anything and I'm still fucking terrified
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Be bored as fuck at work the entire time instead of waiting until 9:30 to not be as bored anymore.
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What kind of shit job do you have that you work on the 4th. Plz dont say cop/firefighter/EMT cuz then I'd feel bad
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I 'technically' have t... |
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The Volfefe index is going crazy right now.
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Am going to miss the trump presidency once it ends. This type of volatility will never ever happen again. Lmfao.
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Im not going to miss this volatility at all. Its a pure guessing game.
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Man I feel like I'm crazy. I hate most things Trump does but I actually like all this Trade Wars bullshit. Fuck China and fuck the EU.
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I love the idea of renegotiating, simplifying, and reducing all tariffs. I hate the shit show mess of him yelling randomly... |
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22k in PYPL calls lets GO boys
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!remindme 2 hours
Edit: Proof or ban mods
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https://imgur.com/a/q96MUya proof enough for ya?
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80 calls, ballsy
hope for yours and my sake we get a rally in the futures tonight
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I researched this company a lot this week and decided to take a position. I would ideally like to exercise part of this position as Kemet has a very bright future.
I’m long 4,000 shares as well.
I did a research report and published it to my website this morning
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i was in and out of DWTI , JDST this morning and caused me $400, then i went all in on JNUG with $19 average. I'm waiting for the $25. Goldilocks assemble !
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Haha
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gap up tommorow bro?
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Personally, long term I'd stay ... |
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How did you get this kind of money in the first place? Did you trade your way up to it?
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Small loan of a million dollars.
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(It was actually income from a company I started plus jobs and I've been putting it into the market for awhile)... |
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You've already managed to violate securities law with this post.
Banner fucking start.
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Can I ask how. I can't sollicite Hedge Funds?
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Can't solicit from non-accredited investors.
You could aggregate the wealth of every WSB'r and pro... |
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Do this 2 more times and you'll be a multimillionaire
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<1.5M isn't multi-millions...
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Anything over a million is multi-million. 1.5 million is a 1.5x multiple of a million
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By that logic 1,000,001 is a multi-millionaire..... |
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What'd you go with a strangle on QQQ for?
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Damn you smart
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**"Trading the noise? I am the noise."** - Autist, *probably*
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Not just Trump guy's. European markets are reacting to Italians finance right now
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But Italy has had shitty finances since its inception.
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Correct, however since the election in March, their interest rate has raised again. different this ti... |
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These memes get worse every day
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Some are good some are really bad because they are made by people that don't understand how finance works
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#YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
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Best meme of all time
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me... |
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> LOLs at someone that recommended going long
> Asks if he should go long
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trying to capitalize on a bounce is not going long
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yeah going long to make money in this situation is not going long
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Ok, maybe I lost you.
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Are you buying? Or just enjoy watching people lose money like I do
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Just watching people lose money. I am watching a guy at work who doubled down at 14 and is holding loose is mind.
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Tell him he should buy more
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We had a... |
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Hahahahahaha this market is autistic
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You know what's funny? [It's in the top 10 of stocks bought today by Fidelity members](https://i.imgur.com/oYO8PCH.png)
Literal fucking sheep. Jesus christ it makes me so angry how dumb people are.
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No downsides. 3x leverage is great. Invest everything. Any more questions just ask
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Is it better than XIV
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Way better not even close. I'd personally say the only long term holds more safe than SOXL are JNUG and 0.5% savings account.
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Only a loss if you sell
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Can't sell an expired option.
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Can’t lose then
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I'm not a bad investor, I'm just a collector of vintage OTM options.
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Any in particular that will be classics one day?
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I had no idea Michael Cohen graduated from one of the worst law schools in the country (Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Lansing Michigan). Trump really does get the best people.
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Why is that school supposedly so bad?
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You mean a windbreaker ffs you fashionless scrub
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isn't a wing suit what the skydiving guys wear? imagine feds walking around in those. shit would be dope af
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No clue what an option is lol
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Please be joking
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I swear I'm not.. only used robinhood
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Hey sweetie, can you please do me a favor and sell those shares like right now? Please keep this money on p... |
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"I don't have to verify because I have one of the great memories of all time"
Best line
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Please tell me he actually said this.
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He didn't say it in regards to disarment or anything bad. The reporter asked about a transcript and if the meeti... |
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Buy calls, pussy. I have only about $60k of calls but twice the exposure.
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Make it weeklies and you can call yourself a man, feggooo
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Making money with balls is optimal. Losing money with bigger balls is suboptimal. It’s all about the ball ... |
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I have no idea
Literally don't know what to do
Companies beat and dropped, others half-missed and stayed the same
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They went from 2.5 to 5 eps. so $5 per $1800. EPS for Amzn has always been shit. now its slightly less shit. E... |
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Wise decision of Harvey, after all the years of free housing and healthcare this guy got our boy.
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He put on a great defense. The laws are so expansive and vague, especially at federal level that if Govt wants a conviction they will get and juries are so stu... |
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SeLl ThE NeWs
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Short squeeze going to last at least 2 weeks. Then there's another catalyst of earnings coming up in a month. Expect a beat on gross margin, revenue, (eps), energy production, everything. Then sell end of August, then buy back in October befor... |
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Wut am I missing? Blood bath tomorrow...why?
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BECAUSE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS A LIE HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING EVERYTHING NSYNC24 HAS BEEN TELLING US?
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Wtf is new about that? I'll look him up I guess, but I haven't recognized a global awaken... |
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Cry, cry like a little bitch.
(down $230k)
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Holy fuck what are your positions?
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Weed related stocks... so much weed....
(APH in particular anal raped me bad)
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Same boat, not as much of a loss. Tomorrow or Monday should ... |
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Why is $spy going up AH and not down damnit
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Because apple is not the economy and intelligent investors are aware of that fact.
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Yes, but Apple makes up 5% of the index
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5% of 7% is not a percent.
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How isn't this good?
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They're just burning money even faster. Won't they go bankrupt if their phase III fails?
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Must be good news in the works for Phase III then? I mean, companies can be pretty dumb, but bankrupting yourself by starting ... |
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Powell and Trump ganging up on Xi
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Honestly this is not good news for China.
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Yea. Less pressure if markets are more bullish.
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What a lot of people do not understand about China is how bad things are getting internally the... |
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Oh boy. Looks like he was asked to "voluntarily" give up his seat and refused. So they gave him some help volunteering. http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/04/10/17/27/elderly-passenger-ripped-off-overbooked-flight
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Guess they don't follow their own advice
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I sold Friday open @38after buying Friday close @32 the week before.
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Proof or ban
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Chill the fuck out. It hasn't even been an hour and the guy hasn't posted since this.
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when did you get those? I think you are golden if you bought it during the dip.
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Yea I bought most of them at today’s low. This is everything I had in my retirement account also ��
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American iphone = $9,000.00 per phone. I think the hipsters would find another phone to jerk off to. BlackBerry stock if Donald Trump gets elected.
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Sorry bro, but my sources say that it would only add [$50 more](http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-much-wou... |
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Me is cancer unless you want to have a buy and hold strategy. Also they don't let you trade a huge list of stocks
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^^^ what? When compared to robinhood?? Lol
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How much money do u have? If you have enough to qualify for free trades just use i... |
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A legacy that will last forever. Or at least until the $0 commission structure bankrupts RH
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Doesn't most of their income come from PFOF anyway?
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Interest income, like most brokers.
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I wonder what will happen when rates go n... |
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https://www.google.com/search?as_q=gold+etf
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Each of them does different gold stuff
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Read.
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I dont know how.
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How much free time do you have?
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I get up early just so I have more time to shitpost.
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>I really need that $23.50 to get me tendies for a whole week
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A whole week? Thats pretty generous but lets be real here
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Someone, somewhere, is paying to prop this up. Just think about that.
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we need to buy (read: hostilely takeover) this channel. shkreli would kill it on there.
#WSBTV
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WSB-TV is already the local ABC affiliate station in Atlanta.
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So a Biotech Index 3x ETN?
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With holdings in various g*ld miners and everyone's favorite computer processor company, too.
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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I really hate everyone in this sub and this stupid market. 100% record of getting the exact opposite of what I want everytime. Basically, if I create a post and show off what I invested in, the EXACT opposite happens. Happened to me 3 times already. I thought 3rd time was th... |
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Tl;dr: SIThereAndThere bans people who tease him, theycallme1 unbans them, SIThereAndThere throws a fit. Theycallme1 gives SIThereAndThere a timeout, which SIThereAndThere ignores.
>>personal attacking
>That's against the rules, why don't you see how many posts... |
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How isn't Masa Son the wsb patron saint? He's the human being who has lost the most money in history during the dotcom bust and does $10bn yolos on garbage like wework.
You guys gotta move up from bush league losers like shreki to the big dogs. Masa son is like the Buddha o... |
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I am thinking of loading up on more MU. I entered at 46, saw the price go up to 60, averaged down at 54 and now this is a great opportunity to average down. I will wait for 46.
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Yeah this is a massive overreaction. I don't give a flying fuck what the price i... |
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What the fuck happened!?
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Failed p3
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inb4 that happens to Mast
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Good thing it ain't 8 bucks
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That doesn't matter. -80% is still -80%
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I know, it was a shitty joke apparently
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noob question for someone who wants to do vix trades.
why tvix over vix options?
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Google them both. Look at the names.
$TVIX is "2xVIX". Which you can assume to mean twice as many gainz.
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options are leveraged too, so why buy a equity when... |
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I understand that average people are morons, I posted this looking for specifics. The average person has a better chance of making money in Vegas than day trading because most don't set stops or know how to manage risk, I hoped that by asking poin... |
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G20 is gonna bring that spike back to earth.
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Probably, yea. Trump will be like "ohhhh look....the market is green...I'm going to swing my tiny dick around" and then completely fuck everything up.
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You take that shit back, our President ha... |
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> There is zero chance Trump wins tomorrow
Why?
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Betting markets and polls have had her winning for some time now.
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By way over sampling democrats. Wikileaks even showed how the DNC told the media to do it... |
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How are you not down on the put that you sold?
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It's called a bearish debit spread, I am down on the put I sold, but the delta of that put is less than the one I bought. It's a fantastic trade because I risked $200 to make $300 if TSLA closes below 245 by 4/... |
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everyone here on Thursday: "WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING, WE HAVENT EVEN TESTED FEB'S LOWS - IDIOTS!"
warms my heart to see how consistently wrong people are on this sub hahaha
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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Elaborate
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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The real DD
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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Finance 338 professor said that technicals only work when they work, but about 1/3 of professional Wall Street etc use technicals instead of fundamentals so it's still a big thing.
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Didn't Goldman Sachs fire all most of their traders and now just use algos?
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Hmm, so if I spend all my money+margin buying this on the date of record for dividend payments, you're saying I could 60% of my money in dividends!?
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In a year, literally yes. Crazy ain't it?
I wouldn't bother with margin though, you are better off getting ... |
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Since fuck you.
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Me too thanks to BOFA
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I assume this is unrealized? What's your expiration date if options?
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It's realised as I got margin called.
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I shorted it by leaving. Best financial decision ever.
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Californian here. This is the best advice.
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Except people get pissy towards us when we move into their territory. I know Portland people, and Dallas folks don't like Californians.
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I got called a faggot for selling at 46 so I have something to tell you...
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You’ll get called a faggot for doing anything around here.
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Faggot
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This is actually false
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Yeah I did the math once. Trump grew his wealth at about 12% per year on average.
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Based on what? Some random article that may or more like is not accurate.
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Does it matter? Most of you faggots could... |
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Gotta be kicking yourself if you sold today.
Seems like en banc isn't an outright win and just kickoff another round of remands and opens up SCOTUS talks... But I think it will more likely just be a settlement
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They are going to jam housing finance reform ... |
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Not backing down on China tariffs and wants to expand the tech investment restrictions to all countries...
We red AF tomorrow boys. FAANG put holders about to be showered in tendies.
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Thanks for the summary /u/AnusBlaster5000. Tend to disagree though. Don't... |
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You might have lost $35,627.19, but at least you gained 8 karma on Reddit. A great trade if you ask me.
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151 now, he really should do that again.
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We are clocking in at 178. If we hit 200 OP has to buy SNAP $10calls
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https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/7lhedf/are_the_higher_expense_ratios_in_vanguardspydr_vs
How's losing money in your Robinhood account going?
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Stay jealous when your glorious Canadian government cucks your returns
Edit: faggot
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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i was going to buy calls but i have no balls but i guess that saved me
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I have balls unfortunately, bought 290 strike calls when stock was at ATH last week, down 94% so far.
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I just got a queen bed so you can sleep with me until you get back... |
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I’ve had an amazing run but I’m punching out for the summer. It’s been an amazing year.
The Robinhood chart might be wrong but I started at about 20k of savings and ran it up to maybe 150kish mainly trading stocks and maybe another 40-50k in options plays in the last mon... |
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Millennials hate cruises.
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Speak for yourself dude. I'm a millennial & live in Florida. Cruises are huge with millenials
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And old people, those on vacation, the rich.... actually, who doesn't like cruises besides people who are afrai... |
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No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
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Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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Why did they close your account? Pattern day trading?
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No I just decided to take my talents to Ally for the promotions. Also thought about Merrill Edge since they give out 30 free trades every month if you have 50k. don't like how limited the options trades ... |
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huh? you're confused that someone would sell you stocks for more than their market value?
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I am confused that robinhood ignores the "or better" part of limit orders.
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It says "specify the maximum amount you are willing to spend per sh... |
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What is this what happened can someone explain ???
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What do you want explained
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What is robin hood and how did he lose his money and why did they pay him back in gold. And is it actual gold or an app currency
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Google is you... |
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Yes. Thanks NVDA
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\>NVDA logo is green
\>AMD logo is red
Obvious pick
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Green logos
starbucks
spotify
xbox
holiday inn
BP
Cargill
acer
Also, weed is green.
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Dollars are also green. Long dollars?
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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As you can see I'm clearly a good son and financially responsible
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No you're a spoiled bitch, i have half of my college paid for with scholarships, I'm a good son, and I'm paying for the other ha... |
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Please , stop trading. You have no idea what you are doing.
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:'(
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When did you buy these?
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Bought $17 shortly after AMD spike after 2Q earnings. And I bought the others to average down while AMD just got shit on
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Lmfao at the balls that company must hang in it's lobby.
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what r u going do? Put tariffs on them?
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Ban any company that makes any product with stolen tech, and sanction them so that no country that buys products from a company or count... |
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its like the xmas of earnings week.
thats some big fucking names.
Thursday you will need to see a doctor for that erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Mmm I wanna see that AMZN bubble finally pop. You can make all the revenue you want, no earnings=no... |
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Shout out to bac for being a piece of shit that cant hold a 2% gain during a rally but drops like a rock when the shit hits the fan. I'm not holding any calls btw, stock only yall screwed lol
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I am up to my dick in July calls. Not quite sure what I should... |
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The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
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I can't tell if this is a joke or not but sometimes staying with one chick feels a lot better psychologica... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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Here comes the recovery! I'm all in on SNAP calls. r/unpopularopinions
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lol me too, im up 30% on my calls
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Yeah man, I put my last $14 in there. I'm up to $20. #YOLO
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I put $8000
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We're in this toge... |
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Shows you that the market has pretty much completely priced in a Hillary win. FBI reopens investigation = market dives 1% immediately. Incredible.
Imagine what will happen if she loses!
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Brexit was much closer IMO.
I feel like I'm the only person arou... |
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Is the price point $11? I'm a poor robinhood fag who doesn't know options
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Since I payed $0.71 in premium, I am betting that the SP will fall below $10.29 by 4/20.
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lol. Are you joking, or do you not understand h... |
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Dan Schneider is a pedophile.
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Dan “Hold her down she’s a fighter” Schneider ?
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Dan "Man the Party Van" Schneider?
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Dan "Leader of the Cunny Clan" Schneider?
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Dan”Can I see your feet so I can beat my mea... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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I think people are a bit shortsighted when it comes to this stock. If you're buying options I get you, but if you're buying stock there's no worry. Even if this doesn't go through you have another buyout opportunity with the stock so low. Also, it's no secret that management... |
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Let's see the positions.
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12/14 HD 165$ FDs
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Dollar sign first
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$12/14 HD 165 FDS
Did I do it right
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No, even more firster. Here's what it should look like:
$ &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &n... |
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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It was a fraud for years. Rupert Murdoch lost like $130Million.
I assume they’re getting all the material necessary for a crim... |
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ban all foreign buyers
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Wish we did that in the US decades ago.
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Even just in the major est and west coast cities. Also, a vacancy tax on these empty Chinese and Russian owned apartments.
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It's a game of whack a mole. M... |
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I like how they are mad about bump stocks. Do they not realize that a little bit of handiwork on the trigger mechanism can make it fire like full auto? But shhhhh make em think it's the bumpstocks fault.
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That's not true. Explain how a little handiwork can t... |
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