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I hope your net worth isnt 4k man
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Why :(
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If this is all your money, and if you don't need it to survive put it in a roth IRA so it grows tax free
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But then I can’t buy yolo fd’s and triple my money in a day :(
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THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? YOU GOT IT.
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Watch out - We all know how much /u/theycallme1 hates memes, he even went as far as to delete 6 of my posts in the past month that didn't directly show a trade.
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Ask your boyfriend about **EXTREME VETTING*... |
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I made $35,000 on my puts. Does that make me better or worse?
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My puts expire in Jan 2020 and 2021. I expect to make $3M to $5M with these options.
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Many fundamental indicators of the economy look good. Peop... |
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3:27 am local time
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You know how we know you're gay? You were looking at his profile at 3:27 am.
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I know it is hard for you to understand, but not every person in the world is from the west coast of the us.
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No. I know. Jo... |
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I very very rarely see any actual trading discussion on discord. Not that there’s any good trading discussion on the sub but there’s at least an attempt.
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I'm with you. It'll open above 13 tomorrow.
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Lmao why? Did you not see there horrible guidence
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What part of the guidance was the most horriblest in your opinion?
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I know I was gambling lol just sore after getting my ass ga... |
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Why would you go to jail if you lose everyone’s money? Just blame it on a Rogue Wave.
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Yeah I think you'd just be considered a bad investor right?
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if i lose peoples money, i go to jail for investing others money without my company being l... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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Lol this fucking username is outrageous.
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Why
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Coke rock on a clit. Cocaine rock
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How does a state surrounded by one of the largest supply of fresh water run out of fresh water?
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It’s like asking how Venezuela is so fucking poor with so much oil
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They should just let the USA handle the oil
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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damn
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He's not wrong. This was on Reddit a long time ago. She traded up lol.
Proof?
https://i.redd.it/653059w6ej5y.png
From her blog they broke up. And I guess she found her Chad. Both pics fr... |
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Damn the F430 looks so nice even after all the 13 years. Also probably a fair chance this dude actually bought it with AAPL gains
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Yeah you can probably get one for decent now. Same with used Aston Martins. Find one that’s been well taken care of, and you ca... |
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There was a time when selling pet rocks was a successful business venture.
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The guy made a million dollars!
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You know...I had an idea like that once. A *jump* to conclusions mat.
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...that's the worst idea I've ever heard in... |
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I always love it when people say lower middle class. You are not middle class if you are living paycheck to paycheck, you are poor.
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no some people make enough to not be in poverty but are so dumb with their money they are paycheck to pay check
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Cant trust this source. I was redirected to a phishing page.
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zerohedge is legit
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Info might be legit. However, I shouldn't be redirected to a phishing site.
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it's not a phishing site you're either confused about somet... |
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/finance/companies/wework-board-members-seek-to-remove-adam-neumann-as-ceo/ar-AAHFWCx
(Bloomberg) -- Some WeWork directors are planning to push Adam Neumann to step down as chief executive after the startup delayed its much-anticipated initial publi... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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The reason people recommend etfs/index funds is because if you are willing to hold it for 10 years+, it has pretty much always worked out historically. You experienced a small hiccup in the market and suddenly the people over at r/investing dont know shit? Give me a break. G... |
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Why the absolute fuck did I sell my Raytheon calls.
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Because deep down you're a decent person who doesn't want to profiteer off corporations who's business is killing people from a great distance as quickly, efficiently and cheaply as possible.
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I sold yesterday at 3.09...
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man I feel like that guy that put his life savings into a ETF and it went down .00025% and he had to go to the hospital for a panic attack and I have only lost....wait...fuck!!!!!!! I am down $13k. Looks like I might lose $25k which really puts a dent in my life.
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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20% decline
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Cool so it's just my portfolio that's in a bear market then. And... |
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You realize the entire market just tanked today because Trump opened his mouth again?
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I honestly don't care... I just plot technicals and momentum. Right now it looks like momentum both short and long is stalling on semi's.
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Nvidia is li... |
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:/ it's really hard to see the warrants getting canceled when most lawsuits are only focusing on the NWS. If Trump is good at deals, he's not going to give those up for free. He mostly wants the company to work and thrive which they can still do if the warrants are executed ... |
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I use it for learning. I only put sub-$600 into it just to see if I could figure out how to invest. For that purpose, RH is actually pretty good, cuz I don't giv... |
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you only realize its a gambling addiction when you lose everything(most/alot) just look at the tone of the posts on here that have done well for only a week/month. They talk like they are Gods.
that said, I'm realizing right now that its a gambling addiction because I've lo... |
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So you think that universities/state gov't will try to crack down on chegg? Is there any evidence to suggest this could happen by the time your puts expire?
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It will not happen in the next month. Not a chance. Only the threat of it happening could preemptiv... |
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my puts I bought this morning are up 300% and going higher and higher
Edit:Sold @ 333 for 350%
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Show pics... that’s such bullshit
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[here you go, fag](https://imgur.com/a/JUmPnnP)
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2 whole contracts. You big baller
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Pretty sure no one has any money in here.
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And even if they do, they certainly don't have "strategies"
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0.01 OTM options is my strategy
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Get a job you fucking clown. Your welfare check can only get you so much. Aim higher... |
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Where is he moving to?
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Summer home. He doesn’t use so he trying to sell it. No one wants it caz they have to spend millions to fix it up. It’s from like the 1940s. House is old af
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Oh, I thought it was his Omaha home. I'm convinced he has ... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You did back-to-back YOLO plays with 100% of your net worth?! LOL
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The way hes talking about money you can tell he's got family wealth to rel... |
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You advisor is losing money right now?
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Not sure what your asking
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You are talking about a Financial Advisor, right?
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Yes
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And they are losing your money, right?
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Well I mean it’s ... |
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Imagine dropping $60k on an FD just to prove yourself to some fag on wsb.
Good job tho
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imagine not giving a shit about said 60k
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I’m trying but I can’t. Pls advise
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make more money. lose less money
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Everything you need to know about GS: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405
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A president could win my vote on the sole promise of firing the Sherman Anti-Trust cannon at them.
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If only the ... |
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Could have done $500,000 in calls of SPY and QQQ.
Could have done $500,000 in Puts on SPY and QQQ.
Bad timing? bad thinking. Bad Idea to play only one side.
Do the right thing and buy straddles next time.
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I shorted sfix with shares. At 38 and it margin ... |
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Post of the year
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Omg, you guys are so fucking elitist, did you never have to learn anything? You just magically know it? That's why I'm asking, because it's confusing.
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You're in the wrong sub. You might want to try r/investing, r/stocks, o... |
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$APPL, $GOOG, $FB will probably start paying dividends to make their stock more attractive, and it'd work.
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Weren't all these companies desperately trying to prevent a Trump presidency? Why shill for hill if it wouldn't benefit company or are the CEOs very ... |
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You could just stop posting.
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I could, but what's the fun in that?
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I'm a gigantic man child, so because you're telling me to ban you..makes me not want to ban you.
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How do you know that I predicted you would act thi... |
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You would of made it back if you bought 0 day spx call this morning.
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Ah 0 day options, the final refuge of the desperate, the insane, or the new rich.
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Shit as soon as i Panic Sold Baba first thing i did was buy 0 day SPY Puts to make m... |
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Thanks for the advice. I’ll try to start with 750k ASAP.
But for real though niiiiiice. Do you just live off what you trade nowadays?
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Well not yet.. I have a short term goal of 2.5 mil, where a 10% yearly return is 250 k, a longer term goal of 10 mil wher... |
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As some one who has been in the market since 1996, I disagree. Where we are at is the "bear trap". I have no doubt this will end in tears for all the fools of WSB but we're still in the early stages of the mania phase. Expect a recession in 2 years.
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Curi... |
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Wow tons of y'all make good money already
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What if I told you that some of us are \*gasp\* over 30!
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My first thought was location (cali) more so than age for those incomes
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Canada here. Professional job in an upper catego... |
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Locking up swing states. Worker protectionism will play awesome to those summer crowds and will drive em to the voter booth.
Meanwhile dems have... what? 200g's in Russian ad buys on Facebook before the last election? MeToo / future is female? They're doomed.
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Does this mean I can finally get tendies from BK?
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Bk tendies not that good
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For $1 they gud enough
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Just like your mom's BJs
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I like my mom's Bjs too.
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While yolo is king here, barfing tickers isn't accepted. You want others to jump in, post why. If you want to just say you put $ into a random ticker, post that. "Put your money here, trust me! " and "you fuckheads should have listened yesterday when I gave you no reas... |
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I have a feeling of a massive sell off, anyone else?
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The massive sell off was yesterday. Today the Chinese market is up and we're resuming trade talks, a sell off could happen obviously but I see it as very unlikely.
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"resuming trade tal... |
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im a pussy faggot and im going to kill myself
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Just eat the sock god damnit
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Mods said I have until monday to eat it
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I recommend brewing it with beef femur and oxtail for around 12 hours along with roasted star anise, card... |
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How are your puts in the red when nvda just collapsed 6%?
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I sold the puts. Was short them as opposed to being long them.
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What is the advantage of shorting puts as opposed to buying calls?
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With buying options you o... |
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lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
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It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
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Most companies with half a brain have already recalled their important personnel. There were alerts for corporate officers and... |
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How old are you/ how much do u make? Similar situation buddy.
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Mid 20s make $50k
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Got stop losses at $9. All good my dude.
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100% chance those get triggered this week.
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I take it you're a whale? Sincere question. You sound like 13k lost in 4 months doesn't bother you.
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Are you calling me fat?
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I'm calling your bank account fat.
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I was just kidding, no I'm a university student. Just a hig... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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Let me remind you about a little company called Dry Ships.
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wtaf I thought BRK was the most pricey stock to exist. That's insanity.
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That’s how much it was reverse split, and he’s exaggerating, though not by much lol
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accor... |
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A drone can definitely lift a tub of mayo
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Amazon drone weight limit = 5 lbs
Costco 1 gallon Mayo = about 8 lbs
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They can buy different drones
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If they want to bring me my typical Costco order, they will need [one o... |
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What? No they just expire worthless and you don't pay broker fees because you're not selling to close.
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Pretty sure he's asking about the situation where he'd have to sell the contract at like .01 or .02, and he owns so few that commission will eat up anyth... |
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
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Time for puts!!
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You unemployed?
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He's underemployed you fag. Or below employed?
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I'm a lowly intern
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You guys get paid now?
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I'm in engineering, so we do. Most other interns don't get paid tho.
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Eng... |
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ya no shit, there's a few documentaries out about Chinese ghost towns where they built all these apartments and mini cities to pump up their GDP despite having no one to live there
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Yeah the buildings were made so cheaply that they are literally falling apar... |
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Past experience with this sub compels me to bet against you.
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How can you bet against my chart? It's autism proof
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Because posters on this sub are wrong 76.325% of the time. (Totally didn’t just make up that statistic).
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lol did you "invest" in the dow?
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Slowly funneling most into tqqq.
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don't. Google beta slippage.
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No one cares about beta slippage in a bull run. It's still up 100% since 2017.
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bull runs aren't forever... |
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I love Tesla and what Elon musk has done for the future of driving - I really do.
That said, people are fucking retarded and will literally buy the next shiny thing you put Infront of them. Tesla was the coolest thing ever when it first came out (not the sports car, the m... |
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Follow up messages: https://imgur.com/a/4yL2IzC
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What is an Option my man?!
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buy derivative instruments first, ask questions later
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That's how I learned. I regret all of it, but I learned a lot.
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I watched ... |
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Yeah a massive tax cut while unemployment is at 4% is practically begging for inflation. I'm hoping (and thinking after last week) that anticipated rising of inflation is already priced into the market.
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It's not
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[Source](http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/315819-trump-to-advance-keystone-dakota-access-pipelines-report)
*The orders will not grant the final permits needed for the oil pipelines, but will move both projects toward approval, a person familiar with the action s... |
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Monday we open down and dip is bought up by 10am. All time highs by noon. Stop being so dramatic.
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I got a flight from 7-11am so I’ll be missing the dips ��
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Will in flight wifi be worth the gain$
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what do i look like to pa... |
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You have a mil & you’re using RH?
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I would lose more money in commissions to sell calls in a week than you would imagine
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If you are worried about commissions with a $1M portfolio you are an idiot and that account won't last long
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Hey 450k WMT guy
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Hey
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Oh boy if you and the rest of WSB are in on this I better close out on my tiny profit before ER is released.
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I seriously, honestly think the stock is done plunging on ER and that the downside/negat... |
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The scary thing is I can't tell between memes and real life anymore. I guess I should just embrace it. Memes are life
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I support Trump I can't tell either. Whatever he's doing it, the market continues to YOLO
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How dare you support trump. Al... |
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People who know what they’re doing. Like hedge funds and investment banks. Low yielding treasuries have more uses than just holding them for the interest. Some counter parties have very specific liquidity requirements and require a basket of bonds from a diversified list of ... |
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Projections for inventory report tomorrow are a pretty bearish build of about 86 BCF vs a 5 year avg of 63 for this week and a 65 BCF build last week. Not sure why NG has been rallying all week but it's very atypical of this time of year shorting tomorrow into inventory seem... |
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Financial advisors are pulling clients out of the Semiconductors. They understand the cycle is about to run dry. LRCX & MU taking a hit. I think MU earnings response will be very telling.
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And why is the cycle about to run dry?
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The best part is that our boy Shkreli is gonna be out in about 6 years and she’s facing 20.
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Shkreli didn't endanger anyone's health directly.
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Or indirectly. Pretty sure everyone is still getting their meds.
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It's bullshit... |
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If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
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I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a very s... |
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Amazon, Apple, Intel, and Microsoft. Can't go wrong with AAIM for long term.
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Intel lmao
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Its undervalued and will be corrected eventually. Dudes asking for 90 day investments not 36 hour yolo'ing.
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I think Intel has... |
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Mhm. Let’s see your short position. Now is the perfect time, I guess? Right? Lol idiot
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It says in my post I have never shorted him. Also it says in my post I am beginning to think he might make it.
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You also made a bunch of bullshit state... |
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How much does he make honestly?
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He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago
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My first landlord did this. Came to the US from Guatemala at... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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Lol no, half time is a myth at the Federal Level. He will likely have to do 85% of his sentence. The only ways he can do less than that are though the Resid... |
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Bought some April 31 puts.
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Every investor is blinded by their own bias. So I have to ask why anyone would be bearish when a company is re-positioning itself in the semiconductor industry with products outperforming and price cutting their competitors'.
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This is how I should be spending my time at work. Quality.
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I quit working yesterday and trade full time with $258,000.
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Han Yolo
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!RedditSilver
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[**Here's your Reddit Silver, thewhiterider256!**](http://... |
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So long US treasuries, and short gold and silver. Got it! ��
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This is actually probably not a bad idea.
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Been buying T-Bills all year.
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I bought literal gold, literal physical gold (Aside from concrete gold). It's stupid but... |
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Call was the right call
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Yes it was man!!! I just made the easiest bank ever!!!
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What's the profits?
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If it stays at $330, then $1,235 profit of off $765. Not quite 100% but still.
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Cash out
## Wall... |
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My original plan was to hold them for a year. I did not expect the lunacy that ensued. I'll be buying them right back next week, I expect it to finally settle down tomorrow.
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Did you go all in with whatever you had on NFLX?
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So I'm kin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
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He could potentially be a double digit millionaire if he does that and it hits
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I think King MU is doing it and idk how he ha... |
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$SSTI, great stock. Great company. Accelerating revenue growth, very undervalued, under most people's radar. First public Earnings report likely coming soon, gonna get some solid analyst coverage and institutional investments.
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I've been watching this since ... |
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner
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If the other guy didn't get weak hands I think he won, too.
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I had puts, did not have weak hands but only broke even. It tanked but not very low past its old value and IV crush.
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... |
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Or Micron isn't a meme and has stupidly good underlying financials.....
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What if I told you...it can be both. I’m just happy for my boy Marty. He’s picking out his yacht right now.
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not yet, but I'm in range for massive profits if this ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh hey, look. [I found an already complete series on options that covers literally everything about options in a quick and concise series of youtube videos.](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVve34yolHY43YaBegHMzN9WjrTnQfFr)
Also, fuck robinhood. Get a real broker, u... |
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up ~1 percent currently
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Yeah, GM replied that they make the cars in Ohio.
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Wonder what's his motives with all the negative tweets, which usually are just made up shit.
Why is he trying to bring down these companies? I can't see him gaini... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods are NOT gay on this blessed day!
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they’re trans today
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Gay trans or straight trans?
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Is there a difference? Either way its pretty gay
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Well hold on there’s straight gay and then there’s gay squared.
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## Speaker_0: ##
yoloing isn't investing, you did good kid
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MU calls! October expiration, do it!
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I'm pretty new to this sub, why the hell is MU such a meme?!
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Fuck. Dude it has a P/e of 5. And is going to the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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Omg I hate the stock market now.
## Speaker_0: ##
Why? Not in it?
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It was a joke. Of course I am.
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Keep your day job.
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I happen to be a comic and all my jokes are meme stocks.
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## Speaker_0: ##
We had an Edward Jones advisor come into my Junior year personal finance class and he was probably the biggest joke of a person I have ever met.
Comes in and tells us how he used to make $70,000 as a software engineer but now he makes six figures doing this. Says he owns a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I trade through algorithms for a living. I have designed about 400 of them. None work with fundamentals. My best is up 36% YTD. SPY is up 1.43.
I can run my algos through enourmous sets of data to ensure they are statistically sound. And they beat the market no matter the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Gold is down.
Stocks are down.
Bonds are up.
Looks like deflation was the play of the day.
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Feb I switched my retirement to bonds, late in the summer i noticed my retirement ytd return was higher than the s&p ytd and so i realized its already a re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
looking at AAPL and NVDA 12/21 200 calls but not sure if buying at open is a good idea. Have about 3k buying power left, not sure what to do with it to ride the wave. I could get some shares of something in PM... Have a ton of calls looking to make a lot of money so might as... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've been growing an Avo tree for 6 months for this very occasion.
Free [Avos](https://imgur.com/a/kbxE6) for WSB.
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You'll need at least 2 for fruiting. In the process of growing some myself.
## Speaker_0: ##
Why can't 1 yield fruit?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone here know anything about coding in Java?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes. Python's prob better for u considering ur on wsb
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Python is trash
Only reason it is still used is because academics built a lot of good maths libraries on it because they were too autist... |
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