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I can't listen to this faggot for 7 minutes. You got the highlights?
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Syria bad, they used chemical weapons a year ago, and then again recently. USA, France, and UK, we bomb them. We stop some bad guys, blow up some of their things. We want Russia to stop... |
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I don't think we will get a full sweep or a full stop. I bet Watt changes the gse dividend though.
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[yup](http://www.insidemortgagefinance.com/imfnews/1_1073/daily/five-senators-tell-fhfa-not-to-change-gse-dividends-1000040730-1.html)
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What... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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You forgot to mention you're talking about ATM straddles. At least I'm assuming so because you mention the starting position at 50 deltas for both (plus the 95 call/-5 put in the up scenario).
Maybe also add a footnote that these fucking faggots should quit buying retard... |
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Underrated comment. What feels worse- losing money on a trade or missing the boat on a big rally day?
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Losing money I'm used to so I can just shrug it off. No big deal.
It's when I think I'm being smart and conservative and I take profits only to watch... |
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LMAO so 8-10% of the shares have to be bought by mutual funds/ETFs and 15% short interest. Considering at least 40% of held long term and will not be on the market. There's gonna be some reallllll big short squeeze coming up .
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Would you mind explaining the... |
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Put $1000 into Robinhood 3 months ago now it's up to $1087. AMA
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If instead of $1000, you would have put 1 million, you would have made $87,000 by now. How do you feel about that missed opportunity?
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All he needed was a small loan of a milli... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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I've been awoken. All my available cash is tied into options and RAD at the moment. Good info.
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What's the payoff on RAD?
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Well if the merger goes through its a minimum pay out of 6.50/ share. I'm averaged at 3.47. so about 87% return??... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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Dude. Why are you trading on loans?
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Honestly, for the rush. Try it! Yolo
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No. Just no. Not funny. Sad. Get help.
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this is sad, alexa play despacito
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Quality post
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Quality poast
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Story: was expelled from my university few years ago for very complicated reason. I had nothing in my bank account at the time and had no one to rely on. Was very bitter and at a bad place at a time, and when I finally found a job I wanted to yolo all my money on something s... |
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Definitely above, but not without its ups and downs.
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Yep. I’m just too broke to buy options that far out. I need spy to drop, gold to go up by end of September and I’ll be happy and get to risk it all again!
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Why would you invest in a mining company when they are getting less gold returns? Isn’t that how they are profitable in the first place, or am I retarded?
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I'll believe it when the ink dries
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It doesn't matter if the deal falls through now. He's already won, Mexico blinked.
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isn't the low 2.5% tariff on cars and trucks made in mexico that don't meet the standards a pretty big win for Mexico?
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I've said this before, but I'll say it again after seeing some of these replies to trump's tweet etc.
Just because someone has a different opinion on how to make the world a better place or different ideas on certain policies, that doesn't make them the enemy or a bad pers... |
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Wouldnt expect Dicks to hit earnings. Sports Authority has been having liquidation sales the past 6 months due to closing stores.
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On what information?
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he just personally believes that
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Something that no one talks about that gives great returns...
... Most jobs. Seriously. I pay $2 a day for gasoline to get to work and i make $200 per day. Fucking 10000% returns.
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Now imagine you rode a bike instead! Near infinite returns!
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Dude don't discount ARRY, they're a $20+ stock for sure. [Here's a link to some DD](http://thebrafitter.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/D-and-DD-cups.jpg).
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those sizes dont look right
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I think so too but I don'... |
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Its weird how gold still goes up. I though lower dollar boost commodities.
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yep, time to go long on Golsd & Silver. when the dollar comes back down eventually (Fed and Trump will want to bring it lower) precious metals will get an extra boost
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars i... |
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are they ?
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DD
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Due diligence
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Thank you friend
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Why does he care so much? If he runs a successful company, the shorts will burn in time.
It’s almost as if he’s initiating excuses for when the company struggles with debt more
“Short sellers are why x, y, z didn’t happen!”
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One could argue that shorts wh... |
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So the woman was include with prize I guess?
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> This really was the limerick prize. A hooker, blow and b plug. The money is his though.
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Are you serious? Good lord that's hilarious if so.
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Proof is in the pic my d... |
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TL;dr
>Dear Dairy,
>Today a flipped a coin and won again. Wsb is retarded. I flip the best coins.
>Now I can show off I won another coin flip after 10 attempts later.
>Best Regards,
>/r/iAmReallySmart
If you didn't know wsb was equivalent of "investment... |
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Martin is my deity. Instead of going to a religious institution on Sundays, I watch his podcast. One of the best decisions I've made.
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You're making me blush
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aren't you in jail?
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If "jail" is the back of an Aventador with ... |
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My IRA is up over 15% this morning. It's a Roth IRA so I'm not paying any taxes on these sweet sweet gainz. Fuck you, Uncle Sam, I'm retiring a trillionaire.
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? Don't you pay your taxes up-front on Roth IRAs? I thought that was the benefit so you don't have ... |
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Why not Monday?
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Markets closed...
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Futures are open half day
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Hmm interesting
Edit: Where are you seeing this? Schwab is reporting
US Markets, Monday, January 18, 2016
1. All US markets (including equity, option, and ... |
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Did someone buy them or is the order still open
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They were bought. I got the *Ding* and everything
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You just said you sold covered calls? So you own stock and you sold a call against it? The premium you sold will hit your cash balance ... |
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I’m new here... when you go negative like this buying options does that mean you are in debt / have to pay it back or is it just like a whoops no more trading for you until you fork over 60k type of thing?
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If you go under by a lot it will be treated as a de... |
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Listen man go fling shit in r/t_d with the rest of your kind
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I don't mean to offend you, but what is your opinion on the topic of the wall? Donald said that Mexico would pay for it, yet he's asking Dem... |
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Went browsing through the profile of someone because they were complaining about being evicted. Their post history was pretty much entirely "I hate capitalism/how to do this thing on a video game/where can I find drugs".
Lel.
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You mean you can't earn a livi... |
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Actually OP, this is a sound bet. Go for it! Buy 1,000 contracts! Is this works out for you, you can make $500,000+
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I couldn't even if I wanted to
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this is where you take the hint and the free pass that the universe just gave you and ste... |
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Even if you don’t agree with the pres, he’s a republican, markets gonna improve, might as well make some money out of it
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Is there a real correlation between the presidents party and the market?
This was the first presidential election I could vote in.
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why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains.
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Russia girls too!
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Im not an investor. I only like this sub because of the juicy drama.
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> Im not an investor.
There's no investors here. Only Yoloers with paper trade accounts.
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But I've been using real money....
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You can't touch it, so... |
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In SPY Jan22 $185.5 Put yesterday @ $1.75 (I know, I know) and out today at $4.00.. only two contracts.
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More than doubled your money. nice!!
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Thank you! This was after a rough ride down from $1,000 to roughly $360, though. Now I'm bac... |
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The only thing it needs is robinhood open with a 500 dollar account value.
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With a "+$51.98 Total Return"
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I would murder someone for a $52 total return at this point
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Can confirm. Have 15k in losses.
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F i... |
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He deleted the post. What did this autist do?
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Look, I call my best friend an asshole all the time...but this guy would just absolutely go apeshit crazy if someone debated with him about long-schlong Elong. He had an insanely-high short-TSLA submission rati... |
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I wanna know where is the guy who bought 50k worth of calls in Facebook
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The media is obsessed over Trump-Russia. FB helped Tump win. The media will obsess over Trump-FB
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Except CNN. They want to play Stormy covering 24/7.
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On monday you want to buy 155 10/26 calls on praxair $PX. You heard it here first.
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You mean puts?
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Only if you hate having money.
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Sorry I didn’t mean to sound sarcastic it’s just the calls you said to buy are very ... |
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The smart thing to do at this point in the casino is to sell off your original investment you walked in with and play with the houses money
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Thanks.
Actually i'm fully out, i liquidated my position. 1 million is all i need to retire. (I live damn frugal... |
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well... fuck my puts i guess
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Why do you think this isn’t already priced in?
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It’s still a rumor. If they released another battlefield it’d be a huge surprise.
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I believe the released a two second teaser featuring an RAF pilot on Monday to try and build hype for ... |
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We stopped enforcing rules like 8 months ago. Where u been fam?
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You were enforcing rules 8 months ago?
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I forget how long its been since this place descended into chaos. When was robinhood released?
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About 8 months ago
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Take your money, place it in a bowl, light it on fire.....you've successfully invested in Spotify.
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I feel like I heard the exact same thing about SNAP before earnings
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Lmao isn’t snap still down from ipo?
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https://www.... |
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What the fuck happened? I go to lunch down almost 25% on MSFT calls bought today. I come back and I'm up 0.5%
Did my cheesesteak have anything to do with this?
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Must have been a long ass lunch
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It was, this job's a joke.
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My 1 share of AMZN is the only thing green I have right now...
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They need to fucking split so more of the poors can buy into AMZN and make me more money. I know people IRL asking if they can buy .25 shares of Amazon like this is Bitcoin or something
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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How do they even get those? Do they ask their banks to order those bills for them? I think the bigger issue is why someone would pay 2.4k for 2k worth of money.
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I don't know if t... |
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What is the time horizon of this investment?
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long term
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could u give a lil more info, like 6-12 months, 1-2 years, 3~+ years?
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never know with these things IMO
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thanks for responding. I'm personally n... |
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Can someone explain this to a newb like me. What did he buy?
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He bought put options on SPY. SPY tracks the SP500 index. He basically bet that the S&P 500 would tank with a certain time frame.
He was correct
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Thanks so much. Also ... |
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DST Global (Robinhood's lead investor) should file fraud charges against RH at this point.
There is a complete and utter lack of risk management at RH. Letting burgerflippers with $473 account balances have access to 500k margin isn't really a good business strategy.
Ro... |
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Didn’t he complained about Yellen for not raising interest rates?
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Didn't that dumb fuck complain about 100000 other things that he is A OK with now?
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It's almost like circumstances change what should be done.... Huh.
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So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm alr... |
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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You can tell by the pixels? Man someone so arrogant shouldn’t be so dumb
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He's probably seen quite ... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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Thx based mods. Also I'm 100% serious that all my trades going forward will be wizdaddy trades. So far it's working out [way better](https://imgur.com/e85KV6I) than playing memestock FDs.
Today I'm picking up AGN calls because daddy said so.
EDI... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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id love to know the percentage of girls over 30 y.o that aren't obese. its got to be like 5% or something like wtf ladies you have 1 job - to not be fat. eat a salad PLEASE
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The Taxreform in the US is poison for Europe.
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Shouldn't that be positive for the value of the US currency?
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Stronger outlook for ECB is moving money from USD to Euro for the first time in a while. Long term should be good for US since a st... |
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I just bought 1500 shares.
This is the actual BTD. It's close to IPO price, there isn't much hype anymore so not as much artificial pumps, and honestly the numbers weren't bad. The guidance was positive, and the earnings, although less than expected, was not terrible; they... |
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Could someone explain it for me? What decides number of stock shares? Price of stock is relitive to value of company over number of shares correct?
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Correct. Selling more shares doesn't necessarily increase the value of the company. It dilutes investors hold... |
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You still got $10,000 left. Can we have a community vote on one final all in?
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Currently being raped by Roku puts I sold yesterday at close. Amen.
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Wow it’s even worse I thought you at least owned stocks you lost all that trading options?
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Oil is in a dip. But it while the going is cheap
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Until the media forgets about Kashoggi we gonna have cheap oil
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So what like another two weeks?
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The insufferable fourth estate, Iran, and Turkey have really beaten this... |
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Definitely going to play this IPO. I use it *daily* and believe in the company and future of Spotify.
Any expected date/month for the IPO?
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> Definitely going to play this IPO. I use it daily and believe in the company and future of Spotify.
That's what... |
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A business professor I had a couple years ago asks the class “how does a company that makes both MRI machines and Jet engines stay one of the largest companies in the world?”
His answer was that it can’t. He went on a rant giving a bunch more examples about how the company ... |
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Better stick with etrade less impulse buys there
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If you want to add $8 to all your costs
Wasn’t saying it’s a bad idea. Just marginally speaking you’d have to cover it.
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$33k in contracts
Dude can afford $8.
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why are we up so much? lol i’m in calls but i haven’t seen anything
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Cause L2FMW has Calls
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I heard L2FMW got super gonerea from some trap he found shooting up in the wendys stall he was supposed to clean
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I thought he worke... |
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yeah but that one dude made $400k in facebook puts overnight so stuff it.
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I know a dude that made 4.2m
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Yea and I know a unicorn
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1200 puts @210. Total premiums were around 300k so I guess it was just under 4. Idc if yo... |
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:_ ( I lost $5,000 .... I started getting out at -4% .... good thing otherwise that would be $10k lost today.
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Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck.
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I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
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Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
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Lol I remember the interview she was smug af. Pride before the fall. Thought she could dictate to FDA.
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You may find this funny: she's also millions in debt to her own company from a clause in her contract that lets her buy stock without paying upfront, she... |
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And?
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Alleged leaked info for AMD upcoming chips.
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Oooh nice thanks mate, for some reason I skimmed it and thought it was just a product list of sorts... Is it verified or are folks still waiting for a public statement of sorts?
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seriously though, To The Moon should only be used if you're expecting to double your money, or lose everything. Mast was a good example, even though it was a shit company.
AMD Isn't doubling in price.... Ever. So unless you're doing options, stop posting "To The moon" wh... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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"We'll make Mexico pay for it"
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“tHerE WAs n0 cOlLuSioN”
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"THERE WAS NO... |
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ALL IN BITCONNECT
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I’M MAKING ON DAILY BASIS $100... I MEAN... $1,400 7 DAYS A WEEK
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I'M LIKE: "WHATAMIGONNADEW"
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This is what happens when you bitch and moan about minimum wage... flipping burgers isn't a career. You got served.
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Your acting like minimum wage is the main driving force of automation. Companies are always going to seek higher profits, and that is done pa... |
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Some lessons that I've learned.
• Rule 1 Don't buy from the OTC.
• Rule 2 Don’t forget rule 1
• Rule 3 Don’t buy a stock you haven’t actually researched
• Rule 4 Don’t chase trending stocks
• Rule 5 Don’t try to pull off fancy shit to try and get back into better positi... |
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0.00%, ALL CASH PUSSY NIBBA
## Speaker_0: ##
Nah actually assuming a 2% annual interest rate which works out to about 0.03% percent per week (if we assume it compounds weekly) , your portfolio's value is down 0.03% you degenerate.
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First of all it's c... |
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So u buying calls OP? I think I am going PUTS.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I'll buy calls. Goldman Sachs and Cantor Fitzgerald reiterated their buy rating.
## Speaker_0: ##
Movement will be +\- 10% at least imo since the price was pumped since last earning.
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th... |
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Wow 400 dollars he’s really raking it in
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$400 free money ? Bruhh..Dude if its nothing I am sure you can donate me some measly $50 right ?
BRB creating paypal account.
## Speaker_0: ##
BET
## Speaker_1: ##
Bet what ?
## Speaker_0: ##
That I won’t send a... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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funniest shit i've witnessed on reddit
## Speaker_2: ##
At first it was funny, but then I looked at OP’s post history and it became the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
## Speaker_3: ##
Title should have said "Giant... |
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Should I go long on it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes. There will definitely be dips when people take profits though.
## Speaker_0: ##
Put in an order to get in at 5.09. Let's see what happens.
## Speaker_2: ##
Isn't too late to get in at this point?
## Speaker_3: ##
It's trading... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm pretty deep into 70$ calls for nov 18th, I'm probably gunna ditch before earnings. looking for it to run up on expectations then not quite live up to them, just like my parents when they had me.
## Speaker_1: ##
lol.
yea it broke 70 now. last ER they had a solid beat ... |
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Hold $MU. If you’re serious, I work in marketing however haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k. Made a good trade in $FIZZ before the LaCroix craze got out of control and moved on to $MU.
## Speaker_2: ##
You think MU will still be a good hold... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
RH shouldn't be used for more than play money. Reliability is an issue.
## Speaker_1: ##
These $1 million RH accounts we see around here are insane. I can't imagine having that much money to burn.
## Speaker_2: ##
They are $9,000,000 short of being able to get into a priv... |
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Pretend to play ER. Write down entries and exits. Daydream about daytrading and potential gains I could've had.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why not grasp at glory?
## Speaker_2: ##
He hasn’t found any brokerages that will accept ebt cards yet.
## Speaker_3: ##
Damn. Apply some ice ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Otm better than itm? Why
## Speaker_1: ##
I was looking at the option chain and the OTM gains are much greater than ITM.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That’s not how any of this works
## Speaker_2: ##
Yes it is. Otm gains are much higher than itm
## Walls1337bot: ##
Delta gets ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here we go again
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol 1 day after settling with the SEC. This guy...
## Speaker_2: ##
Is anything about this illegal though? It's not announced during open hours, and he can have all the shares he wants he still can't be chairman. But AFAIK he's still the... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What you're asking is subjective and unimportant
## Speaker_0: ##
Who are you to determine what's important and not important?
## Speaker_1: ##
He's got a fucking point, bud
## Speaker_0: ##
Who?
## Speaker_1: ##
Just being a dick man, he said he is the authority on w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My "I don't value money" starter pack was basically giving $5000 to my heroin addicted friend over the course of a year in the hopes she was getting better. At least with most of these there's a chance of winning.
## Speaker_1: ##
She might be winning but you ain't
## Sp... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
## Speaker_1: ##
He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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what m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
## Speaker_0: ##
Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells self ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I didn't want to make *another* of those fucking RAD posts, so I'm going to ask my question here.
**Why are people so convinced that RAD's merger is going through tomorrow?**
I've seen people say we'll know by tomorrow, with zero fucking proof. I've also seen people say th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The owner has done multiple 1000-1 reverse splits in order to pay alimony to his 4 hooker wives. P
## Speaker_1: ##
So the people that bought a year ago still lost money? Maybe this is the type of shit SEC should go after because this is basically some super misleading bull... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
## Speaker_1: ##
"republicans are socialists."
Don't try telling them that
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So... Does that m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mmm, predatory lending to the poor. This won't blow up.
Nope.
## Speaker_1: ##
$250 deposit, unlimited mileage, all maintenance, you can cancel with no penalty for $250, and they're providing you with a job?
That's predatory lending?
Better sell all your yolo's and inves... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Shoutouts to
>Since the goal is profit, you want to focus on cheaper stocks because you can afford to buy more shares. The more shares you have, the more money you can make.
## Speaker_0: ##
I have been buying AMZN like an idiot.
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You know what's ... |
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