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I bought in MJ etf and just going to hold for 1 year. It will be up at-least $5 by then.
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Oh wow you can buy a 3 piece at hardee's
## Speaker_0: ##
You have no idea how many shares I bought.
I would be able to buy 3000 3-pieces' at Hardee's.
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this is all the dd you need
[DD!](http://www.legitreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lisa-su-amd-ceo-645x803.jpg)
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fo sure, any day .
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try vaping
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I left smoking after this accou... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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funniest shit i've witnessed on reddit
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At first it was funny, but then I looked at OP’s post history and it became the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
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Title should have said "Giant... |
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Lets be honest, buffet would win everytime. Tesla small change.
## Speaker_0: ##
Musk has done more for me than Buffett has done for himself. He gave me hope that we will indeed travel the stars again. Buffett, what, made numbers have more commas?
Edit: I’m being facet... |
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They don't know/care that you have an options position.
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Why would I randomly get searched by them ������
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For reasons unrelated to your options position. I can't guess what that would be.
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This company is not really ... |
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Could they please just stop fucking about for like ... a month? When in the fuck does congress recess? I might just go live under a rock until then. Unfortunately Twitter doesn't have opening/closing hours though so Trump can make stupid, economy-damming tweets any second of... |
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Ouch , I can hear the sound martymoho's tear hitting the floor from the other side of the planet.
10% drop on Monday wouldn't even shock me
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Eh, maybe. The article was released with about an hour of AH trading to go and didn't cause a drop.
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Nice work, now fucking sell it.
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I sold some, but I think it's going to continue to run up this week. Let's see.
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Ahh the greed
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is good
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for losses
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Options noob here, how do I read this to determine what it is?
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**Symbol:**
6May16 = expiration date (6 May 2016)
602.5 P = put at strike $602.5
+10 = bought contracts to open the postion (10 contracts)
**Mark**= mid point between the bid and ask price f... |
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
After inviting 16 people I finally got AAPL last weekend.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>After inviting 16 people I finally got AAPL
If the AAPL stock is still 1 in 200, you had a 12.5% chance of winning so you still got pretty lucky
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WSB math lol, pretty sure i... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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1) buy stonk for cheap
2) sell stonk for not cheap
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thanks will do :D
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Investopedia.com
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Thanks!
## Walls1337bot: ##
The FAQ on this subreddit may help
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m gonna pay you $100 to fuck off
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you dont even got 2 AMD shares to rub together
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You’re right. I’ve got 100 shares of MU and 25 shares of NVDA instead.
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Lmao flexin with a sub 10k portfolio
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Yea... |
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Is this a live account?
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Yeah it is what proof ya need
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Yea shorting VIX related shit is the tits, just gotta be ready to exit if that shit starts flying. It's like picking up a penny off of train tracks.
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Tbh you don'... |
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Why did you exist?
Name 1 good reason for the stock to go down?
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It is almost 2x market cap than AMD
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So? Why the fuck should that matter?
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They both overvalued as fuck?
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Yeah that’s not how companies ... |
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6 Months max. GOP might be stupid, but event an idiot will realize the boat is sinking once his feet are cold and wet.
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Every allegation made against him cites unnamed sources and zero evidence. Hillary and Obama can blow smoke up the average voters ass for... |
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#OP WAS BANNED FOR NOT USING WALL ST. TIME.
12:30 PM - 1:30 PM ~~E~~WST
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You must be really proud you work on Wall Street
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Not really, trading hours of your life for money for someone else's business isn't living. Finding your passion, cre... |
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Why is that guy trapping pigeons?
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he eats only the highest quality of pigeon meat
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I didn’t know pigeons’ tendies is a thing.
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Google squab. Pigeons arrived in North America via the immigrants as an easily farmable food, li... |
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https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/818124094587752452 for those curious
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How is saying "I would rather eat my own organs" publicly in response to a private DM not harassment too (by twitter standards)
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Cuz she is a woman or something.
#... |
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Who can afford his electric cars? Nobody.
Who can afford to randomly buy his flamethrowers? Nobody.
Who can afford to support him by buying his candy? Literally everyone. This is good news.
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Show me a model 3 that's selling ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well, I’m buying next week. Trust the robot takeover tbh
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just buy botz instead if you are planning on going long on AI. I am very bullish about ML and AI in the next decade but betting on an individual AI solution doesn't make sense to me. Better to bet on ... |
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The fact that all you fuckers are bullish on this stock makes me nervous as fuck.
Edit:Great we're fucked
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You kidding me, bro? Money is pretty much growing in trees this week.
Edit: It’ll bounce back tomorrow, guys. It’ll bounce back tomorrow!
## Spe... |
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Your betting a full 20 dollar+ some that SPY is going above it's ath.. and it'll happen by next Friday?
Nice someone make sure this guy is wearing a helmet in the car please
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But if it goes up a penny, I'll be rich!
## Speaker_0: ##
No, you won't.
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But you can though, this is the entire case for the existence of OPEC.
Analyst has a dumb.
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But you can’t though cause the 2 mbpd has to come from somewhere.
OPEC doesn’t just conjure oil out of thin air.
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No, they conjure it out of thin... |
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At least he takes profits instead of holding for way too long like most of us
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Part 2
https://i.imgur.com/Z0T0q3y.jpg
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Can I be invited to the group text?
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No.
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What about me
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No me :)... |
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Due to XIV and SVXY probably. These funds have a decent chance of getting delisted, genuinely wish the best for you bro
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It will likely be terminated for dropping 80% in 24 hours. It's the in the prospectus.
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Consultant
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I was thinking about trying to get into consulting from the tech/operations side of things. Do you mind me asking what you do and how much you make?
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Strategy, project management, and project execution in the data and anal... |
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On low volume fag
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You dont track volume in futures moron.
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"Volume and open interest are integral measures to guide one's trading decision on the futures markets."
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Ooo you can do a Google search. Seriously you are cluele... |
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Good news: I didnt buy this week.
Bad News: I didn't buy because I have no cash.
Worse news: I am poor
## Speaker_1: ##
Worst news: I am still alive
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On the bright side you could just wander off into the woods to die, and your family won't have to pay to ... |
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Good time to go long because 99% of WSB is holding Puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
No lie. Last time I bought puts we had the mid-Oct bounce. I sold for a loss. Do you know how incompetent you had to be to lose money onputs in October? That’s me.
Yesterday I bought puts again...
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TLDR?
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just read the goddamn thing it's a fucking paragraph
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck that. TLDR?
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Dude it's a modified copypasta it would defeat the purpose
## Speaker_1: ##
well that’s all you needed to say, now i know not to read it
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## Speaker_0: ##
There's no way any of the queers on here can affor a new q5
## Speaker_1: ##
Definitely not faggots from r/investing since they won't be able to be use their money til their 65 and drive at 30mph
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get a load of this guy not saving up 10 years of income a... |
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Trump the cuck lol.
## Speaker_0: ##
the g20 was scheduled weeks ago idiot
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Lol triggered snowflake?
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The fact you’re an idiot, wrong and I pointed it out... lol
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I'll take that as a great big yes lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
? what trade do you have where you need it literally sub $200?
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200/205 bear call spread expiring today
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oh so you just prefer it to be below 200
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I lose a dollar for every cent it is above 200
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Yeah but wh... |
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F
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WTF we have a woman here??? And an adult at that???
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Am a woman. Adulthood still unconfirmed.
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Robinhood user? Confirmed not adult like.
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I have a Robinhood account with a few hundred, but I mostly do options on tastyworks... |
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how exactly is he going to sell an option before the vote tonight?
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options dont trade afterhours, bruh
EDIT* well i guess thats kind of a lie. Index options, which SPX is, trade for an extra 15 mins a... |
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I want him to post his loss porn. Something about selling fds and getting burned turns me on.
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He never posted proof for most of his claimed positions/moves
## Speaker_0: ##
[proof of him picking pennies in front of a MU roller](https://www.reddit.com/r/wa... |
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Don't let me leave $MUrph
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I would give you gold for this comment if i wasn’t broke af
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I gotchu
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Thank you stranger
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I’m no stranger than you are
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Fact
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## Speaker_0: ##
Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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I'm sure he's looking forward to conjugal visits from the wsb females (both of them)
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If this sub had more women in it, it would be less /r/wallstreetbets and more /r/too_many_yachts.
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> /r/too_many_yachts
*Doesn't Exist*
Yep, that's a... |
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Not to late to get on the eth train. If you have a buying point under 400 I'd go in
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its boring just holding though
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the fuck are you smoking? I got in at like $130 maybe a month or so ago. and now we're at $400+. It's anything but borin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is great! But why is it
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I was toying with
>Down, MU! down, AAPL!, AMD you too!
I decided to lea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is the best. 420 could get here by tomorrow, in which case voters will likely shoot down the privitization offer. So shorts get cucked, Elon did nothing wrong, and Tesla longs profit lol.
## Speaker_1: ##
Except if it got to $420 based on a Tweeted lie. Shiekel went ... |
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That's fucking stupid. If you bought good companies, your stock will rebound. If anything, the news would have been a great time to buy more at discount.
That advice sounds like it comes from a man who tried to argue that the housing recession was an act of God and should... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Now that I am cash poor you fags should make me karma rich.
Edit: I’m gonna start a go fund me. Any backers?
Edit2: if any VC, prop fund, hedge fund, etc is looking to bring on a new analyst/trader send me a DM.
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You’re not cash poor you’re poor.
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Just buy the damn put, Bobby
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Still in calls.
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can’t get out?
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Stayed in. I gotta just get on a rebound at some point.
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When do you think?
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Idk at this point. I thought today was gonna be... |
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If you follow the company and listened to earnings calls they are shamelessly 'remastering' games from almost their entire library. Idiots buy them and it costs the company almost nothing to 'reskin' a game. Also if you pay attention they re-use assets such as levels, wea... |
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I like it when I submit a trade in robinhood and the stock ticker immediately jumps down as it's loading.
EDIT: Wow, it seems others experience the same thing. I wonder if the Robinhood devs implemented an Office Space esque ploy where they show you a price slightly higher ... |
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Shorting the housing market.
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good luck with all that. Am a developer on east coast and am seeing more construction this year than I have in the last five years combined
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Gonna suck when they all get foreclosed
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Property va... |
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what service are you using for that? looks neat
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well it was primarily made in Microsoft Paint
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I mean that stock analysis tool
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Simply Wall St. I've got a referral code if you want
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Please dawg I can't ... |
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I bought a beemer and a rolex. My parents that I still live with weren't impressed.
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What kind of BMW we talking here?
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m235i sport fully loaded.
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you're not actually serious about the living with your parents thing, ... |
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Meet Boris. Graduated associates degree from Boruch college. Does everything else this guy does, but also cuts hair and sells gold from the back office of his dad's barber shop.
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Gold Genny, Gold!
EDIT: The amount of resumes I've seen from Baruch is insane... |
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They had a catastrophic earnings and no plan to change anything in the future. They lost 400 million last quarter. All excited to see my puts today.
Stock skyrockets because ����♂️
That company is going out of business
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They were temporarily sitting at ... |
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Doesn’t anyone else think the markets won’t react as strongly as people think to the elections?
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Just so Democrats don't sweep. Ideally Republicans win everything including the house and we get a nice rally on Wednesday. That's what my calls are hoping fo... |
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Question to all holders: what's your balance between common/pfd? Why?
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61% preferred
39% common
Preferreds are the safer play and commons are pure speculation. Commons have the potential to be wiped out completely in any restructure and are dead last in p... |
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Fuck off with your "meta" tag. What kind of gay shit is that. Go back to your tumblr safe space.
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Wsb is a safe space. I can't even call someone retarded without automod deleting it
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
*I a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
SPX
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Did you invest in pure stock ownership or something else like options, also when and what time did you buy it? U don't need to respond I'm just curious and trying to find a reason not to do homework.
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Options. Every day. Sometimes it's ... |
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People give him a lot of shit, but honestly, at least he's trying to change the world for the better. I can respect that. Even if some of his ideas are little out there. I understand if you're an investor it can be a little frustrating.
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People give him... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I should really watch this movie
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Dont waste your time. After the first two stories the rest of the movie is awful.
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I only like the Bank Robbery and the Prospector. The other ones were garbage.
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The prospector one was ... |
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Calls. GOP holds the Senate and Trump has been through every scandal possible.
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Agree but supposedly Senate just passed a resolution calling for the whistle blower report to be turned over to both Intel Committees… by unanimous consent. so idk
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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hate shopping there plus $COST has kick ass chicken bakes obvious short
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I was about to get a covered call for Walmart. Good thing I canceled it
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There is no such thing a buying a "covered" call you can only sell a covered call
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How is this even possible.. fucking beta slippage
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You can't expect these funds to match 2x/3x exactly every time
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what causes them not to match like this?
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For one, these are exchange traded. Simple supply and demand can th... |
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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You only get flair for doing something special (or complain or have an interesting username)!
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I'm vegan, in case you can't tell.
## Wall... |
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SEC investigation. Mods deleted.
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Wait really? I can't seem to find any links to any update. Did they say that at all or is that just a rumour
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I actually think it’s impossible to make that much. From a few succ... |
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Time to get out
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You mean time to double down.
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Why didn't you double down when it was at 9? YOu really do like to buy high, don't you?
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I didn’t have any cash lol. Thanks GE
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I'm still bag holding at $1... |
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In my high school Econ class we played a stock market game. I put all of my money in Chuck E Cheese (CEC Entertainment) and kept it there the whole time. I got 4th overall in the class and then the company went private.
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My friend did the same game in her cl... |
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new mod spot open in /r/wallstreetbets
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I'm up about 1% on my portfolio, so I think I'm the most qualified.
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>up
I think that makes you disqualified m8
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I don't have a portfolio so am I the most qualified now?
## Wall... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
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Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
Fo... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Or you know, buy both.
But yeah, let me know which presidential candidate is pledging to make recreational weed legal for the country, oh yeah, none of them.
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Trump appears for legalizing medical use
https://www.mpp.org/2016-presidential-candidates/#D... |
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America is the ultimate progressive state. Even someone retarded can be head of state.
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Tbh, hard to say who is more retarded these days. Madman who believes he can normalize interest rate without blowing up the economy. (Normal interest rates * record high ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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You're not going to get 250-750% returns per year.
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you can with the high risk appetite.
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How long would it take to become the richest person in the world compounding your net worth by 3% every trading day?
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It would take 5... |
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time to buy calls
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Nope. Still has a bit further to drop.
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How much?
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That's the $1,492 question isn't it
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I C wut chu did ther
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## Speaker_0: ##
naw fam, word on the street is that yellen and trump have been fucking for years
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grab her by the shriveled up pu$$y
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Naw i bet she is nice and albino with a modest little patch on a compact little gash. Looks like a toe curling grunter.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where did you get the loan? What interest rate and term?
## Speaker_1: ##
he knows a guy over in Little Italy that will give you a loan without a credit check, all he requires is that you have 2 kidneys.
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Nah man, here in Brookly... |
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Instead of dividends they should buy grinder
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That's what pissed me off the most, they don't have enough cash to be giving out dividends. Seems short sighted as fuck
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They said they’d fund it with debt which seems pretty irresponsible
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CNN Mad Money with Jim Cramer
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CNBC you meat gazer
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Lmao fuck. I’ve never actually watched. Close enough.
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ABC angry money with Jim Cramer
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NBC Upset Dollars with Tim Reimer
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Telem... |
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Pigs don't fly
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GE stock news stories have been mostly positive with advisors coming out and saying this is a good pick to buy and hold on to.
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Do u even know what they own? One division is long term care insurance, another is heavily le... |
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you're doing that when discretionary spending in china is the worst it's been in a while? there's almost a 100% chance that they will guide lower than expected
good luck sir
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Do you really think they'll report a loss cuz of the tariffs? I'm super nervous a... |
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They already have Rupaul drag race, queer eye and many more. Why on earth would people in the US Cancel when the world is becoming increasingly accepting of this? Netflix is fine lol
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Because it's animated and children will watch it you stupid fuck.
"Uhh h... |
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I interned at Smuckers while at UofA and consumed a disgusting amount of Uncrustables. Long Uncrustables
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You a fellow Zip brah?
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No doubt, Zippy and I are boys.
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How many other University of Akron people are in this su... |
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Proof of $1M and we’ll help
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Positions would help too
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AMZN APPL BRK.B . equal proportions
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Not sure what APPL is, but im sitting on 525 shares of AAPL and really thinking about selling this comong week.
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Praying for memory price collusion
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As long as I can make money off these calls I'll pay out my ass for nand I don't care.
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I care
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I am praying for the FTC and the DOJ to absolutely fucking crush these colluding fucks. Ca... |
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1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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There aren't options on UWTI you fuck.
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Got em
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never claimed there were options on uwti..?
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Nigguh you said straddle
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Yeah we were talking about SPX before. Plus why would UWTI trade on a 13 vol? USE YOU... |
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Lol we gon die
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Someone's going to have to dig those mass graves. Long $CAT
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If they fire missiles, they'll order more. RTN too!
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In case this whole thing gets way out of control, know any good trebuchet related securities?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can't remember the last time someone legitimatley said "tarnation".
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my buddy texted me "what in tarnation" recently, but his phone autocorrected it to "What in Tarantino."
so that's something that has started to gain traction in our group text now.
## Spe... |
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He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
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This is what I come here for.
> How can he slap
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What does that mean? lol
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[Here's the tldr version](https://youtu.be/D6Z2RhnqwI0)
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how the fuck does ... |
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This idiot doesn’t know that there’s a recession coming up and if we don’t raise rates it’s going to turn into a depression. We’re long overdue for one and I bet it will hit this fall.
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What? If we don’t raise rates during a recession it will cause a depress... |
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Sounds like r/latestagecapitalism to me
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We may call each other retards all the time, but at least we're not those guys.
Who else has been banned from there?
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banned from atheism, latestagecapitalism, and the_... |
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Please, Enron Musk is the biggest food stamps consumer in the entire country. $5B in subsidies till 2016, and it had increased only exponentially since then.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
## Speaker_0: ##
it means he is going to jail soon.
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What did you buy?
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Because its a fuckin OTM FD with zero news upcoming you absolute mongoloid.
Buy something 2-3 months out only slightly OTM or preferably ITM if you got more than moms allowance to put in.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone watched the new Chapppelle show on Netflix ? ��
## Speaker_1: ##
10x better than his last I am still laughing over the 36 year old pussy lmao
## Speaker_2: ##
He ain’t wrong����♂️ The Japanese have a saying, that any women above 25 is a “Christmas cake”, basically ... |
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That dude ain't one to fuck with. MS 13 is a brutal gang. They prolly YOLO on RH with blood money.
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come on now, lets not pretend MS13 are some hardasses, they are only scary because they are facing a disarmed populace and control the local politicians/poli... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have seen your posts here and there and just didn't think alot about it, now I am sad I didn't take you seriously.
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Posts on what? Three big companies on tax passing day. Anyone could’ve told you this would happen. OP capitalized like a boss but this i... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
## Speaker_1: ##
that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wages and... |
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They key thing that Costco does well is bulk savings, but that's also Amazon's specialty (selling volume over profit margins). With that said, it is easy to see why any Costco investor should be worried about losing business.
Another key thing to look at is membership co... |
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