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Why NFLX as your humping stock of choice?
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As u/gettingtoohot said, it's fairly volatile. I'm one of those unexotic day traders who trades on 1-2% profits. Over the past 3 months I've averaged 1.4% growth per day. Essentially tripling my original investment ... |
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Any need a link to a Canadian midget hooker?? ����
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Right here boss
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[Your welcome](http://chloesummersxxx.com/)
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Lmao the google calendar with zero bookings is hilarious.
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Hahah never noticed that
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Ugh. I've been watching this sub for a couple weeks, going on this rollercoaster with you guys, and I'm now pissed I haven't taken the time to actually learn how to trade.
Can anyone spare some of that rope that you didn't end up needing?
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Learn?
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[you got to up those numbers boi](https://imgur.com/a/cX2kJ6Z)
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nice puts ��
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It’s the first time I have used an option as it’s intended to be used - I may legit exercise it and sell 100 of them at 185 if it shits out again into the 160s... |
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Am I reading this right that you earned 238k on a 4k bet?
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Imagine playing Roulette and betting on black over and over again.
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More like betting on 22 black over and over again
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Nah, Nvidia coming down from it’s retarded va... |
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This alcoholic 1. Has a job still 2. Trades stocks still
I would be careful betting against such a functional alcoholic. He's lasted this long.
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“Functional alcoholic” is a misnomer. But you gave me a giggle
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My bad. How so?
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I hear applying for a student loan speaks volumes about your financial situation.
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"Your portfolio is shit"
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Sorry. You mentioned your inability to a... |
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Fuck I'll give you 3.75% interest for real, give me your money!
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How’d you get a computer in prison Bernie Madoff?
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How funny is that the guy actually made off with people's money.
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I mean he went after the elderly and bilk... |
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Why isn’t my AMD at the moon yet
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Because Intel has succeeded in muddying the waters and so the market thinks $AMD is in the same predicament. $AMD will reach moon once it converts what it has into fundamentals.
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Get ready for your globa... |
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But the real question is did you ask your poor millennial friends if they use this shit?
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Next thing he will tell you his friends switched to Bing from Google.
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Word has it Bing is the best porn search engine
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Can confirm. I... |
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lol what could you possibly have done to deserve that response from likely one of the most passive people on the planet, autist.
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He would try to slip in and shill his product that made use of robinhood every chance he got. OP is a pretty big faggot. Thinks ... |
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Pray that GI_Sniper's offering to Sanbae pays off.
https://i.redd.it/fq2kmdz4y9j11.jpg
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/u/GI_Sniper is probably trying to figure out how today’s **good news** (which is having capital gain index with inflation) is going to help MU go up 2.4% tomorrow.
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[My Chart relative to the S&P for 2018 - This DOESN'T include today](https://i.gyazo.com/c448a7d118fa748c93bb206cfd2ae7a5.png)
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Lol, you can’t compare your return against S&P’s...your positions are all in options...
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Why can’t I?
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Democrat states are well run lol
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What expiration?
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FD or week after
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What's FD?
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Financially Dependent. It means putting every last penny of your net worth into the investment.
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Lmao!
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>So what is keeping the stock value afloat
You forgot name recognition as fool proof long term blue chip etc.
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oh, like Kodak
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Exactly. Or Sears.
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Kodak got beat by camera phones, Sears lost to Amazon. Nobody has an ans... |
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Puts, it's gonna take a hit. Next two ER may show some promise.
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This guy is right.
24 Apr 2017 Stretch (Colin S) General Counsel Sell 750 $145.98
23 Apr 2017 Wehner (David M) Chief Financial Officer Sell 16,008 $144.96
20 Apr 2017 Cox (Christopher K) Of... |
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How do I short $NASA ?
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Vote trump
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Trump admin has actually "talked" about reigniting nasa with a goal for mars by 2030 or some shit, but trump does say a lot of shit.
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he can't even get straight who is paying for a damn wa... |
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Most businesses don't have enough cash on hand to fund their day to day operations so they turn to the repo market for short term loans (24hrs) which they rollover everyday to meet their financing needs. I haven't followed this closely but I saw something to effect intere... |
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Learn how to trade options
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Everyday you learn how to trade options. It's because you are always losing.
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I lost money in options because I didn't understand it, so I looked up the greeks, IV crush, and other things, and I still barely u... |
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last time i checked nigeria isnt in america
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Where's Nairobi?
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Yeah, down the I-35 and turn left after "The Rack Shack"
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WTF I HATE DONALD NOW!
fucking orange faggot, just when I was about to break even he does this!?
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This right here. I was THIS CLOSE to being back in the black. Fuck this Oompa Loompa.
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I just don't understand why he did this
The liberal... |
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Before ur ding dong gets erected too soon.
Check future.
It’s
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Should still be a good day. No way was it totally priced in.
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Nothing happened yet..
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Futures are up .33%
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>my fiancee is 8 weeks pregnant..
with not his kid
>after a lot of talking and hopping back and forth we decided to start a family
cucks gonna cuck
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Sounds like you're projecting.
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sounds like you got cucked by your broke ass girlfr... |
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How much did spy drop last time trade talks failed
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Heard you closed out your put positions.
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I closed to yolo it on the talks
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what are your new positions?
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None yet, you’re not supposed to buy dur... |
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Post your all time, if this is about less than $1000 I'll go to the bank, get a fresh crispy Benjamin, and wipe my dirty asshole with it.
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[all time](https://i.imgur.com/aCHYQXw.png)
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Hahahaha. Bye bye life savings
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Not ... |
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r/Wsb4wsb
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r/autists4autists
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two subs
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Diversify and invest in both
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Yeah that would be like buying GOOG and GOOGL
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This shit post will not get the respect it deserves.
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haha, man, I should stop polluting WSB with these terrible shitposts
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Don’t stop bb pls
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Pls I'm almost there
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harder daddy
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lever m... |
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There has to be something were missing with movie pass. What idiot gets away with subsidizing losses until someone has a brain blast. Pants on head retarted.
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Bingo. How do they make $? They don't.
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If you spent 10 minutes looking into the ... |
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Press F gentlemen.
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F
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FINGER ME
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Of all the F's to comment that on why this one?
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It will sell off. Wanna wager a bet?
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Sure. I'll keep holding my XIV and you can buy some UVXY
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Futures or 1 DTE options.
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Let's make it a bet. If SPY closes green, you PayPal me $100. If it closes red, I'll PayPal you $100... |
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Good shit faggot, but you're forgetting that Micron has an investor event on May 21.
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Probably when this shit will start to actually run.
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Agreed, got my 7/20 50 and 55 calls just for this reason. Ride the run up and sell before earnings.
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Broker is actually thinking: "Look at all the commissions this guy is paying, we need to keep him happy"
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Also, "LOL this guy just lost 15% of his portfolio today!"
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Only 15%? Rookie
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Try 40% bro
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Only 40... |
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How much total money did you put in?
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$6k to buy 35 calls for the 822% gain
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Nice man. I have some jan calls about 2k worth (more now) but im always too scared to yolo more.
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Yeah I liked the $420s since Musk is a weird mo... |
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how do you long $THETA ?
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Selling options?
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this
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Reddit cliché noticed: this
Phrase noticed: 1381 times.
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We rape bots round these parts boy.
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I'm going to stare at MNKD all day and wonder why I deepthroated that boner so hard.
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$10 a share would give MNKD a $4.2b market cap. Food for thought.
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1 out of every 2 Americans have diabeetus or show signs of developing it. Food for th... |
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Well duh, 3% is just about unprecedented lol
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High yield checking is just for churning, not for people who want $100,000+ in cash as their allocation. That's what bonds are for. It's the same as jump... |
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If you bought a $43 stock (we’ll call it moo) and it went to 60 because let’s say a 10 billion dollar buy back was announced, you’d get $17 for every share you purchased. If you bought call options with a strike of 60-70, you’d have a mega yacht.
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Wouldn’t a... |
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Are you fucking kidding me. -___-
After all the times we've discussed every reason *not* to go into bio, you fucking not only go in bio, but you try to call options on them.
Dude, I can't with you. You gotta learn somehow, I guess. But damn. W... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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Blue moon is pretty good who said it wasn’t u must still be holding roku puts like dumbass �� oh wait that’s me
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Do you get your beer at a gas station? Get the fuck out
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And what do u drink fancy man glacier beer ��
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Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
You've got to look at the value of a company by what they do, how their fundamentals are, and that doesn't change based on past growth. If you invest in anything that's not a meme or pump and dump you'll be fine entering any time.
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dump that stat. its worthless in two days
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Were you able to offload it?
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market sell and close your eyes
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You are gonna get fucked so ha... |
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Rip Netflix? I assume all 21st Century content will get pulled once/if this acquisition goes through.
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RIP Netflix indeed. Netflix will have no Disney and no 21st century content, plus this deal gives Disney majority rights to Hulu. Consumers are gonna be s... |
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What happened here? To me it looks like AMD has done nothing but rise in the past 4 days and is now at nearly $7. How are people losing money?
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Because they bought OTM options.
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I am completely new so don't really understand what the mea... |
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Man, when's the last time you looked into China's economy and their growth prospects? 2005? The MIC act will do great if all Americans are as dumb as you and don't take it seriously.
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was going to congratulate but then saw you use tradeking and now i just feel sick
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Didn't have enough at the time for IB.
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you trade enough size and volume to get discounts at TDA
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Thank you. I will look into that.
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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[List of current members of the United States Congress by wealth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_United_States_C... |
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Why don’t you just trade futures for yourself and work from home?
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Beacuse I worked at a HF quant shop. Cant do that shit myself
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I think you missed my intention.. why take salary over trading your own money? Unless you really just love b... |
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"Tesla is destroying the competition" -- really? you needed someone to tell you that? you can't just look at the numbers and see for yourself?
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What numbers?
The numbers that show companies like Ford, Toyota, GM etc. all make more cars in a quarter, every q... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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Fuck you
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I like your flair.
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They give them out fairly often
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Why is it dumb to have money to support yourself? Shit if I had money to that. I would try to benefit humanity the best I can after that. The problem is that im still too dumb and poor to do that.
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It's not dumb to want enough to support yourself. It's du... |
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Jeez sounds a bit fetched
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My only regret was not buying 25 calls instead of 12 calls, I can afford to lose 10k and it will not make a difference but a big win I plan on spending on a nice vacation (will post if I go next week, already looked up flights a... |
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All it takes at this point is a Democratically controlled government in the house, senate, and white house and I can *almost* assure you, you will have such huge subsidies and tax breaks on tesla everyone will buy one.
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I don't think so. Tesla does not ne... |
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You're right, if it was like that then you got your money. But markets don't work like that. You'll never be able to scrape that kind of spread except on very very illiquid options. In reality, IV and theta will make changes in the pricing.
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Get a decent $150-200k sailboat. Those things are baller and alot more fun than a motorized yacht for triple the cost.
Then take $100k and use it to beef up the interior, sound system, cocaine stock, and liquor cabinet.
Girls (or guys fuck idk what u do with ur dick) ... |
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China has made this announcement three years in a row and never actually acted on it.
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Don't tell that to the idiots.
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It always causes a short term bump so money can be made.
But they will definitely crash it again. This trade war isn't o... |
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ACRX and TRVN are the next pharma YOLOs for this week with fda approvals on the 11th and 12th. Buy calls ��������
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Buying puts thank you sir. ����
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I know nothing about TRVN's pipeline, but I wouldn't bet against a company that is developing... |
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Why do you hate /u/__rosebud__?
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Because he's gay and I suspect he may have a bigger dick than me
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He definitely has a bigger dick than you
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I've asked for proof and have yet to receive the report. This is unconfirmed.
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kill yourself
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reported faggot
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I will fucking report everyone in this thread.
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You won't
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NO BALLS!
u/LASERLEMONS HAS NO BALLS!
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Faggets I did it you're ... |
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http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
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Man that shit is depressing
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So is $16k to 0 in one year, at least for OP.
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this sub is full of posts like this, terrible advice, and many people here are straight up addicted to gambli... |
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Communism is great on paper.
Edit: (read with the same snark as the meme)
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No it's still pretty terrible on paper.
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Can you elaborate instead of just disagreeing?
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Not understanding the differenc... |
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-99.6% without options. Impressive.
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Why do options have such a reputation for losing your money? Can someone please explain?
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Because you lose 100% of your money if when you buy calls/puts the stock doesn't do what you expected it to do in ... |
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COST Calls on weeklies, or maybe buy Jan 17 in hopes I can hold onto my underwear when it drops like a rock.
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is everyone here bullish on costco?
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Honestly they have a fucking amazing business set up
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They have an aging cons... |
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This video is actually hilarious.
[Egyptian Actor Goes Wild When Told He's On Israeli TV - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUBWkDdXx4)
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aha what a piece of shit. Gold
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Anything memri tv = jews "expo... |
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Anyone copy /paste?
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WASHINGTON—President Donald Trump said Wednesday the U.S. dollar “is getting too strong” and he would prefer the Federal Reserve keep interest rates low.
Mr. Trump, in an interview with The Wall Street Journal, also said his administra... |
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I just got into investing 2 weeks ago. Bought AMD, CGC, and CRON.
I'm ready for my humbling moment now.
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You got so lucky ohmygodd
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Nah, he's fucked. It's gonna be like that first time you really got high and you chase that same high your w... |
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If you paid attention to the news last week you would be out of there.
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What was said last week?
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LRCX ER + TSM ER + Apple Downgrade + ZTE drama + 10yearT going to 3 = Micron is going back to 40s
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LOL LRCX er was fu... |
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When does the 3rd GDP revision + non durable etc. come out tomorrow? Between that and jpow what are we expecting?
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https://www.bea.gov/news/schedule
Japan missed, China missed, NZ missed, with global economy slowing down my puts are hoping for a slight miss... |
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this is brilliant
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this is gold
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This is autism
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This is WSB!
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THIS IS SPARTA
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Xi and Cheeto need to set their pride aside, admit they were both wrong, say that neither of them want a trade war and let's get this rally going for another 10 years.
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Xi is about China first and Trump is MAGA. I doubt this happening soon.
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.
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You must be a newb, by... |
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Buy Dec 14th 227 SPY calls
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what's that?
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Something that will make you $1000 in 24-36 hours
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How? can you please explain a little bit?
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You buy them, the price goes up, you sell them
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Why not just buy cocaine? Why does everything need to be legal with you hipster fucks?
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Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
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>Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changi... |
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Trump banned Epstein from Mar a lago, while plenty of democrats were taking the Lolita express.
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yeah let's arrest the democrats along with... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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how so
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Because hindsight is 20/20
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I was in JDST but sold lost week at a lose bc I thought nug was gonna take off .
## Walls1337bot: ##
What's your next move so I can inverse the fuck out of it?
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Wasnt kidding https://i.imgur.com/VFyHKBj.jpg
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Holy duck. That's a year's salary. ��☹
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I'm just starting you jerk
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Eat my butt
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No shit. This is Wall Street, not r/LateStageCapitalism
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What are you trying to say
## Speaker_0: ##
Me and the alcohol are trying to say that working more than five days a week is totally fine so let's get those markets open, unlike those wackos over at... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
It looks like you sold puts, bear in mind if NFLX goes down you will be in debt because this is on margin it looks like.
I'd call your broker and ask for time inverted puts instead
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> I'd call your broker and ask for time inverted puts instead
This. ... |
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More up to the states and people. He just won't be a major obstacle
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I agree it would ultimately be a state issue. But Trump’s shown he doesn’t really care about State jurisdiction (or that he even understands the concept of Federalism), so I’m curious to ... |
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I wonder if another bad quarter means it'll lose even more and become the worst IPO in the history of IPOs
## Speaker_1: ##
That title already belongs to BLUE APRON...which is going to be hard to beat
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That's true. Snapchat at least everyone knows can't... |
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I've already lost $10 on AMD. I'm probably hanging myself with a short drop so I'm conscious to suffer.
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Lost shit ton of money on AMD, still waiting for the miracle so I can get rid of this POS.
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How do you lose money on AMD? We have Micron... |
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"Been loading up on AMD faggies for like 2 weeks now" and the mom breaks down. I fucking lost it.
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What are faggies?
I don't really follow this sub, but I own 2 shares of AMD so that I can [feel like this](https://i.imgur.com/NLMw98F.gif) when I see posts ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your flair makes sense. However I would also add you are 99% autistic from this post.
edit: your "chart" is trash and I will get my popcorn for your great short.
edit^2: gapping up, great call. Keep doing your 9-5 rat race bagging my groceries.
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My flair... |
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100 contracts of ULTA bought yesterday morning. $340 call by 11/30.
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So you gambled like $2,000 on something your wife read in a magazine or some shit? Is that right?
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That's why buffet of invested in an underwear company, I forget which... |
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Someone with money left gild this autist... We need to support these types of posts
Edit:
Can you expand on gamma? Are there any formulas for it you use?
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Sure. Using the same line of thinking as Delta in the OP, if Delta is the probability of expiring ITM,... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This bitch is fucking retarded.
Go look at her instagram, it's the same one she's always had. Just a few years ago she was taking flying lessons which are expensive as fuck. I was a bartender for a long time, no possible way I could afford that on the money I was making.
T... |
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Or you could just buy calendar spreads so if you're wrong about the price direction at least you'd be right above the vol expansion and then close those out right before earnings since vol will have expanded and you'd be delta neutral.
Or, you can sell premium using an IC ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait, if it's more likely going to be heads why would anyone ever bet on tails?
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I originally heard this on a podcast. I think the reasoning was people would get psyched out if they got like five heads in a row, so they would start switching. You gotta ignor... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone saying it peaked and jumping off. Sorry not falling for that shit again. People said that about nvidia ever since it hit 40 and now it's at 90. Could of been holding nvidia if people didn't trick me :(
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Virtual Reality is forcing a shit ton of pe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Isn't that kinda stuff against Reddit TOS? I thought subs could not, uhh, "publicly" make it known they ban people for participating in other subs.
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Where do I report these commies? Let's send them to the gulag.
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>Let's send them to the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Didnt understand. Im autistic. Mind ELI5?
## Speaker_1: ##
I asked her yesterday if I should go long on SPY or if it was going to drop, and she said go long
## Speaker_2: ##
But did you get to see the tittys?
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http://imgur.com/i7sIunY I'm working on it
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You assholes always talking about it will be the reason it goes away. It's like you're actually retarded and are complaining about it. Should get banned for starting these topics.
## Speaker_0: ##
Only autistics think retardation is funny.
*I am a bot, and this action w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow, this company named "Micron" seems like an interesting company. Has anyone heard of it before?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, it's named after the length of your dick
## Speaker_0: ##
Even though my dick may be small at the moment, it's got high growth potential when the time ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Started with a little over 10k at the end of March. Have withdrawn my starting funds +$5k and recently took out $33k and paid off my 2018 4Runner. Planning on taking out $17k on Monday to pay off my wife’s car. All debt gone.
Will work on building up (or losing) the remain... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
As someone invested in $JNUG, all I can hope is that your logic somehow bears fruit...
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I have nug leveraged with some dst until Thursday.
## Speaker_0: ##
When did you buy the options?
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No options, pure investments.
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