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Bathing in SuBae's patented AMD tendie sauce
haha jk i'm down like 50% over the last month i'm fucked
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Me and you are the same person.
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Did you also recently get access to options in RH? ��
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No but I recently lost 50... |
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You didn't post your positions here or there, better start posting up.
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8/31 AMD $22 calls and 8/24 AMD $21.50 calls
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Hi. Post proof of this actually or you're banned.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/c0kFUNr
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GameStop puts all the way. Free tendies
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You better hope they don’t shut down stores then
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Liquidating assets is only a temporary fix. A band aid won’t last forever... this company is on its last leg
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A short term gain from... |
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You better fuckin pray to lord n savior Elon that they hit the model X projections, or lube up.
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I have faith in him in general. Have no opinions on the upcoming ish but in general I see Tesla growing at a large scale and Elon in general just fucking shit u... |
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Decide whether or not I want to sell everything off for Thursday's non-event.
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The way I see it, nothing good from the market's perspective will come of it - best case is status quo. But there is a small chance of an unexpected, negative shock.
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This is blatant bullshit and stock manipulation by an analyst. It's ok tho, hopefully more shorts jump in for the burn when TSLA posts a profit in Q3 or Q4. What really amazes me is that TSLA seems to have no friends in the analyst community. You would think SOMEBODY would s... |
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Holy shit right when I was literally setting the limit to sell my 9/22 TSLA 390 calls. FML.
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I went from $4400+ to nothing in 20min
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magic :P
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Holy shit i usually dont care about drops but today was my biggest gainz
It hur... |
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cuz it doesn't track spot vix jesus christ
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Chill bro, read my question again. I'm asking why the correlation has dropped off
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But its underlying has never been spot VIX. So why would that make a difference ... |
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You don't actually have to buy them in bulk. Ask your broker to chop off just a small piece, depending on how much money you have. It's a common service that any broker has to do for you, they just don't advertise it because it's additional work for them, lazy bastards.
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Beta decay is rarely relevant for leveraged etfs in a short term (8-16 years) parabolic bull run, but it would bite you in the ass if you just bought and held over a few macro scale economic cycles.
Also the SEC hates fun and doesn't let anyone make a leveraged ETF over 3x.... |
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Buy all
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[At these prices i can't afford not to!](http://imgur.com/a/8O1Hy)
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Most brokers charge a commission, so unless you're buying huge quantities such that the fee is less than 1% of your purchase, it'll take awhile for the gains to ... |
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10% up today and looking like $10+ by the end of the year... Shes a fucking goddess
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lol the ultimate WSB comment
1. Top comment to show idiots all coming along
2. Suggests another 6% upside on a day when stock runs up 9% and 45% in a month
3. using the p... |
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I knew Trump and the GOP (aka retards) would fuck up the economy eventually.
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you realize the market is still up an insane amount since Trump took office right. I'm not a trump supporter by any means but your comment is absolutely retarded
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Buy macys! Jk stores are dying
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Might actually be an opportunity with Macys as brick and mortars merge with online giants.
Imagine if Amazon bought Macys... You could just buy everything on Amazon and pick up in store the next day. Amazon gains all the pr... |
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What credentials do i need to obtain from university to be considered for the job?
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What do the rest of us do? Us lower brow people
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Knowing people in the industry or having a track... |
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This is probably the funniest meme I've seen all week.
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I feel like I must be missing some context for this post, cause I didn't find it remotely funny personally
Edit: Nope it's literally just a dead hooker joke..
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Elon Musk has been in th... |
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I m used to seeing 1-2 signs at this interesection so I assume the rise in unsold houses is accelerating. $ITB is the ETF that tracks home construction companies like D.R.Horton
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Washington state realtor here, yeah.. but houses are still selling like craz... |
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Hold on, did you have a walmart call exercised on the 21st?
I guess my question is why did you let it get exercised instead of closing the position or was it due to after hours action?
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Yep, and it was completely unintentional. I had actually put my sell ... |
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For those of us not paying attention. Why does Robinhood suck?
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It doesn't unless you're an autist who thinks he's a daytrader and needs super-fast execution times and data visualization because you're too dumb to actually do real algo trading.
It's great f... |
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I've posted that my goal is 20k profit/month. I've changed some of my trading strategies and really would like to hit that goal every month.
This is my performance this week.
Trades were:
SPY calls, AAPL calls, AMZN calls, FB calls, AMD calls, BAC calls, DIS puts, TWLO ... |
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FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS MARTIN SHKRELI
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS BOBBY SHMURDA
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Shkreli is unironically a political prisoner
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Shkreli's own words disagree with you. He came clean and admitted guilt and specifica... |
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Why the fuck didn't it go down yesterday? I bought high, sold low the fuck out of my put yesterday....
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Cuz half of America is casually racist about Asians and dismissed the news just like UA dismissed the incident. The "apology" was garbage as well.
But ... |
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They fight against use of GMOs, it’s a noble cause to support them
Edit: Only -5 downvotes from bots? Come on guys you can do better then that
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Anti GMO activists are fucking retarded.
-Basically any scientist in the world, including myself.
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seriously, buy gamestop today, hold it for the PS5 launch, ride the hype wave, sell at $17, retire.
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PS4 is out already motherfucker
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typo you fat fuck
shouldnt you be correcting christians on the internet with dawkins quotes?
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Nvda going lower?!
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If this thing acts like a semi and smells like a semi...we might see $100 over the next few months. Imagine if earnings miss.
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Even if they beat, if it is anything similar to AMD's guidance I can't imagine theirs will in... |
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I really doubt there's gonna be a war, most likely scenario is China finally lays down the law and fat little Kimmy is gonna get overthrown.
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Or China knows the US public has basically 0 motivation to actually fight and will just call our bluff.
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Go to Mexico and bet on dog fights
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I can smell your vagina from Mexico
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It's insane that people joke about dog fighting. Be a Fucking human being and bet on cock fights for Christ s... |
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fucking clicked on my work computer.. god damnit fuck I only saw part of it but I'm pretty sure it's glorious.
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My fault. I do not work, not sure what the rules are but now labeled.
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Eh, I was doing shots with the President of the Co last... |
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Because its primary audience is people who need help with financial management. A lot of average Joes need to get that house in order before they start doing stupid stuff like gambling on FDs.
Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if they're more financially responsible than a lo... |
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what movie is it
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'A Bear Stearns Christmas'
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seems relevant worth watching?
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Christmas Vacation. Family man tries to host a dinner for both sides of the family and just has bad luck at every turn... |
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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Suppose that big institutions are able to move the price of MU. What makes you think they all would want to move it in the same direction?
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They sold the call options and realize how fucked they all are when $MU goes to $75+ EOY
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Why did they close your account? Pattern day trading?
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No I just decided to take my talents to Ally for the promotions. Also thought about Merrill Edge since they give out 30 free trades every month if you have 50k. don't like how limited the options trades ... |
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Tell me about it man. I had a job interview today, going great and then they ask if I have anything I'd like to know about them? So I say, do you believe 9.11 was a punishment for imperialism or sin? The whole table was silent and they just said this interview is over, se... |
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Sounds like r/latestagecapitalism to me
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We may call each other retards all the time, but at least we're not those guys.
Who else has been banned from there?
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banned from atheism, latestagecapitalism, and the_... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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Reminder that SNAP is solely a cash grab for Spiegel.
* Spiegel/Murphy own ~90% of all voting rights (they have c-class shares vs the public having a-class)
* If Spiegel/Murphy get fired, they keep their shares/voting rights
* Those rights are 100% transferable to the other... |
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What is the algo you used?
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Nope.
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winsor/loess smoothing and expontential moving average shoved into ARIMA?
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The general idea seperated noise reduction and time decay shoved into something ... |
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Stuff like this makes me hate myself.
I'm legitimately trying not to fall into the WSB meme trap of literal yolo and trying to actually get educated. I'm reading books and trying to make a plan and I end up more confused and not doing anything at all. I deposited money to b... |
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wow 3 whole puts
don't forget their earnings are coming up and this entire fiasco will cut into profits
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What's your play then, Mr big dick? Because I'd follow you into the stall if it's a better play.
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my play is no play. burned too ... |
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Friendly reminder: This is how I lost 50k.
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Yeah, not a yolo play. But a high probability play to put a small amount of capital into.
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Yeah I want to buy in again
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VIX puts have been great for me this year. Especially dur... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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How can it go down when the market isn't open?
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Pre market..but not a good sign for open
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Are you telling me theres a pre market?! Wtf! Holy shit.
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Wait till you find out there's an after hours market too.
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I'm the author of the piece and I have to say this was one of my favorite results! I think it really gets at how powerful subreddit algebra can be.
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Try to be less objective in your descriptions of subreddits. It's preachy and clouds the solid content of yo... |
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Penny stocks don’t have options
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Some do. Anything under 5$ is a penny. TEUM for example.
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Why? it takes a 20% movement to get you 100bucks
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from the complimentar... |
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Holy shit, if the Volcker rule gets repealed, banks are gonna go ham.. Dodd-Frank might be heavy handed, but it's actually kinda fucked up if he repeals it fully. Shit like fiduciary duty seems really fucking important. Who the fuck would want to hire a financial advisor tha... |
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NUE -- steel.
Got crushed last week from 70 to > 60.
Decent dividend, solid books, best steel stock
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wow, went from 70 to greater than 60, which could mean actually went up in value.
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Read the whole sentence, autist. What does being... |
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I may or maynot work in the building above. I could go upstairs and check/call. Let me know
UPDATE: My keycard doesn't have access the elevator section that would go to floor 16.
TLDR: Cucked by elevator
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Should have titled it "how reach the moon by selling the same outdated product year after year."
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Except it's faster, prettier, easier to use, cheaper, more water resistant. Etc.
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Not prettier, it's easiness is arguable, definitely not chea... |
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A for effort OP but this is some bible codes sort of shit.
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My conclusion is that this is possibly the safest way to make money. The information is there but there's a 2-day delay on the market. It's like knowing the future. Just throwing this out here f... |
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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Have you been a WSB user for 20 years or so? ... |
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This life isnt for the faint of heart
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Feint, dipshit
FUCK I AM THE DIPSHIT
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you should probably [google things](https://www.quora.com/Which-is-the-correct-phrase-faint-of-heart-or-feint-of-heart-and-what-are-its-origins) you're not sure of... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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That *is* America
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Ain't that America! You and me! Ain't that America!
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Somebody let this *Patriot*... |
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2019, right? Might buy one now / if it goes below $55 again
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Nah, that under $55 was a fluke. I can't see that again for another 3 months.
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annnnnd there it is 54.7
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Actually just picked 100 at 54... |
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Nice, picks?
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TSLA and inverse miners ETF
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Why inverse miners?
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Because gold is a giant bubble that is slowly deflating. Look at a 10 yr gold chart - 2008 should have been a max of sorts. But it only went up from there.
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This is how almost all VC funds work. Your winners outweigh the losers by many multiples
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Sell Mu buy this?
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VC is like a night club. You only get in if you’re on list
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What are the requirements? Something like $200k/yr, or... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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Please tell me more about your economic theory that buying more decreases the price. This isn't Costco.
The CEO of UWT told me that the employees have been working overtime at the factory to increase in US production to over 9.5 MMBO/D.
Oil demand is solid, inventories ar... |
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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he turned $300mil (at most) to billions.
can you turn 30k into 300k?
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given enough time by myself, maybe? If I had a team of the best accountants daddy's money can buy? definitely
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"Some people are born into wealthier families than me RE... |
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Make sweet money, hate my wife, jerk off. The usual
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Dope humble brag
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*god I wish I had a wife to hate*
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U don’t. Wife couldn’t keep her hands off me before we married. The craziest sex ever. She’d just tell ... |
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Position: 185x bidu 270 7/20s
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You still have a month left!
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Do you think it’ll come back tho? It’s been going down this whole week
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I think Trump might call off more tariffs since the outrage is growing, much like his immig... |
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I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
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.... Wait. For real? People actually ask this?
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Fam my patience is NEXT LEVEL because of the idiot questions I get on a daily basis
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Does that woman have tits on her kneecaps?
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you never been with a much much much older lady?
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Tell me more
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They have tits on their kneecaps.
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Tell me even more
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They juggle their tits on t... |
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I just read that the deadline has been pushed back to july 31st.
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What's wrong with people writing RAD articles?
http://marketrealist.com/2017/06/after-20-months-still-no-walgreens-rite-aid-deal-approval/
"The end date of the agreement has been extended t... |
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People come ask me if I invest, I show them how I made 10k last few weeks. They say oohhh cool how do I start...
Well you need at least 3k and the ability to lose it all..
They never talk to me again.
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A guy bought 4 shares of IQ after I told him about i... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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He wouldn’t have been worth 12 billion. Most likely would have sold when it reached into a couple millions. “Would have should have could have”
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Yeah, probably would sell when it’s in a couple millions and diversify.
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He’s already African Am... |
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November $45 puts looking spicy. Wish I had weeklies though
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Too bad volume is absolute shit on all their options
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Very true. I bid around the mid and somehow got filled lol
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Buying isn’t what I would be worried about
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Growth potential is stagnating.
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Hard to grow when you’re limited by the number of people on the planet.
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hence the dating app, can't cuck the Zuck!
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Introducing Facebook's new dating app. "Watch Zuck fuck your wife"
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Go on margin and buy calls on 3x ETFs
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How much times exposure would I get this way?
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If you go for long OTM options on borrowed money you can get 100x easily.
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Where would you get the borrowed money though?
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WTF I BOUGHT AFTER HALT AT 9.60 NOW IT'S 7.9 WTFFFFFF FUCK YOU ALL.
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1000 shares at $9.59
I'm feeling the pain also
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proof
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Not that I need to prove anything to you faggots, but here you go http://imgur.com/SGPIng0
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yeah but it's still upside-down
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It's cause they're in China. You have to adjust for being on the other side of the earth.
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Bruh they still in the northern hemisphere.
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Some of them are not
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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well it's tru tho
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Yes... |
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Investing.com is basically WallStreetBets for Indian daytraders
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[Accurate](https://imgur.com/a/HF4Ux)
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I read this in an indian accent
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hey dear
show bobs and vagene
im rich day trader make you princess
hello?
dear?
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[Here's a diagram](https://explainoptions.com/?d=long%2520150%2520120%2520put%2520at%25201.8094%250Along%2520350%2520115%2520put%2520at%25201.743%250Along%2520700%2520110%2520put%2520at%25200.1977%250Along%25201500%2520105%2520put%2520at%25200.08%250Along%25203000%2520100%25... |
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FCF over $2B
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How is adjusted FCF over $2B in one Q vs change in cash of $1B for FY17 and $2B FY16? What improved so drastically?
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they're printing money
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If they could keep that up $8B/year on $68B market cap a pretty good ... |
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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there's a bunch of betas o... |
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fuck my life into pieces
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This is my last [earnings] report.
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Diversification? I'm bleeding
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Don't give a fuck if my portfolios recedin'.
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This is my last short
## Speaker_5: ##
I never realized I was sprea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There was a downgrade by Morgan Stanley this morning. Check it out.
## Speaker_1: ##
You can bet MS sold tons of naked calls
## Speaker_0: ##
I know this is speculative but JD had a huge beat yesterday, and this morning they come out with a downgrade. Something is fishy. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Take profits now please
## Walls1337bot: ##
I sold it right after I took the screenshot
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait, why wouldn't you sell first, then take a screenshot of your history?
## Speaker_2: ##
cuz he is a faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
And 350% looks better than $70 prof... |
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wow guys i fucked up
## Speaker_0: ##
Gonna need some more details than that bruh. Maybe a screenshot or two.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yolod 10k into $CRM puts hoping it'd pull a Nvidia
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh yeah imma definitely need a screenshot there bruh
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## Speaker_0: ##
so RAD's price shot up yesterday
does that mean investors are becoming more bullish on the merger?
do i go all in now????
## Speaker_1: ##
Why are you not already all in??
## Speaker_0: ##
I bought @3.40 and sold at 3.50 few weeks back
Its taking forever so i used the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
The 4794 that didn't get put together right still were assigned VINs.
## Speaker_2: ##
Where did that number come from?
## Speaker_3: ##
It's the difference between the numbers you just posted
## Speaker_2: ##
I don't get it. Is it supposed to ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I am one of those 20%. Many stock traders fail because the "professional" established guideline (technical analysis) is bullshit. They just put in efforts as much as possible wherever they can and get as many numbers as possible wherever they can, then they just hide behi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Long $TSLA
Short $FB
## Speaker_1: ##
Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
## Walls1337bot: ##
Millenials are 23-40. They know who Journey is. Hell, they still play Journey in high school pep ralli... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
## Speaker_1: ##
No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
## Speaker_2: ##
You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
“Uses TA unironically” killed me
## Speaker_1: ##
What's TA?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Technical analysis
## Speaker_2: ##
mods plz ban
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:(
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
And buy AMD
## Speaker_2: ##
I did at 12.41 today.... I hate money so much
## Speaker_3: ##
Make sure you sell when it goes back down to 10.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm so fucking ready! Buying $ROPE right now
## Walls1337bot: ##
@loganpaul
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just hold on tight
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ve been clenching my butthole since Thursday morning
## Speaker_2: ##
no need to tense up. taking it in the ass contains of periods where the dick is in your butt and when it is out. repeatedly. it's normal. don't clench. embrace it.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Tell me what options to buy and I’m there
## Speaker_0: ##
$30 Jan 20 but u will be paying an arm and a leg.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don’t wanna wait that long. I’m impatient
## Speaker_0: ##
Buy $35 06/08 faggy Ds
## Walls1337bot: ##
My brokerage doesn’t have that st... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have to kind of laugh at these post, I have no idea what I’m doing currently since I just got access to RH options. Since Tuesday my account is up 4000% ytd....
220% for the week.
How do people fuck up this bad? If I fuck up this bad I’ll eat a full bag of frozen chicken t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can we cook the books like the Chinese ?
## Speaker_1: ##
Not like that would help anything when even honestly amazing books don't matter
Yes, I am speaking about $MU
## Speaker_2: ##
All semis are in a bearmarket right now.
## Speaker_3: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
Millennials hate cruises.
## Speaker_1: ##
Millenials don't hate cruises. People that can afford a proper vacation hate cruises.
## Speaker_2: ##
Cruises are dope fuck off with that, all you can drink for a week @$800?
## Speaker_3: ##
I hate em. If I can't get a cruis... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
cool my green 100% YOLO BAC FD play from yesterday is going to open worthless
$4000 gone overnight
wtf can i even do?
yeah i’m ready for real war
update: got lucky as fuck and got out with $3800 selling after morning spike. i’ll leave this post up as a reminder to nev... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hi guys, I'm a dividend investor who got into option last 2 months. And I wanted to share my story and lesson I learned.
I've been investing in dividend stocks past 3 years. Literally bought dividend stocks when it dipped. And never bought high flyers like Amazon, Google, F... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Research"... Looking at calculators of what max profit could be if everything goes above ATH
## Speaker_1: ##
probably the same research half the people on the sub did for MU. just calculated what their calls would be worth when MU went to $100
## Speaker_2: ##
"when" lol... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know what I've found that is nice about big bear spikes? Even if the spike down is for completely BS reasons (like this situation with TSLA or the flash crash), about 80% of the time, price will retest that low at some point.
## Speaker_1: ##
The flash crash is from pe... |
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