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Say you buy 1 share of stock for $100. It goes up 50% in one year and then goes down 50% next year. Stock goes up from $100 to $150 in year 1, then goes to $75 next. You lost 25%.
Yet, your average return from +50% and -50% is 0%.
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Yes. Use Robinhood to buy blue chip stocks and trade based on news instead of using buy and hold strategy. This way, the odds of you losing a ridiculous amount is reduced and your gains will have no commission.
Edit: Maybe Blue Chip wasn't the term I was looking for. I mea... |
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million s... |
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Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Had a comment chain with him yesterday on Nvidia. He’s still here just not posting GIFs
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He's a mod here. This is from the great meme war... |
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TQQQ 11/2 45c - I’m betting on our supreme leader “ending” the trade war later this week in a last ditch effort to help the GOP for the midterms.
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Yeah you're probably fucked. The main reason the markets shit themselves at the end of the day today was becau... |
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These "He Broke Me" book tours make me cringe - Hillary's 'What Happened' and Comey's 'A Higher Loyalty' - books by losers about losing. Gee can't wait to pick one up.
I just hope they don't poke the orange bear on this one.
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Not a huge fan of Trump but je... |
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Fuck off Bezos, nobody's going to use Amazon Pay. it's the Google+ of payment processors.
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I'm not convinced Bezos has any idea what actually sells. Did anyone besides him think people would buy the Fire Phone? Why did that exist, and how the fuck did he thi... |
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AMD will hopefully give everyone what they thought they were getting today and those who sold will buy back in. AMD to close around 11.70 tomorrow!
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My stop losses for my Jan 13 $11.50 calls are set at .20... Think that's safe?
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I don't see ... |
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Excellent work. See if you can squeeze some commission free trades out of them as a courtesy for your losses. Maybe even commission free options trades.
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Call them and say: "Zomg 35 trades in a month? I never check that account! This is fraud!"
Get free m... |
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i refuse to bet against jack ma
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BABA puts ;)
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do you realize what you’ve just done, delete this before the sub goes down!
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Honest question because I am not knowledgeable: so I see this thing happen occasionally in the tech industry on occasion where a large company buys out a small company and causes stock to shoot through the roof. I enjoy gambling but hate to drive three hours to the casino so... |
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$IQ $HUYA $SOGO and $BILI
Dump 75% of your portfolio into those four stocks and you'll be set.
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>literally at an ATH right now
So are all of the Chinese meme stocks. And I don't really care if it's an ADR if it makes me money... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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1m net worth aint rich, that buys you a small 1 bedroom home in toronto
this aint 1970, rich these days is 10m+
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Did you make it through trading?
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- by Jordan Belfort
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Buy big on Aerotyne
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it's a cutting edge firm for aviation. I mean it's basically the SpaceX of the Midwest. I'm in for 50k.
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Woah. I could pay off my mortgage
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Only on WSB are there 15 responses over the course of an hour without anyone quoting the fact that fucking futures are up big.
What's the market gonna do WSB?
Uh well, green close so uhhh oil prices and uhhh big banks and uhhhh
Fucking idiots
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I just... |
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I think I'm the only one on this sub who hasn't seen Wolf of Wall Street
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Anyone who takes the Wolf of Wall Street as a film that promotes trading, missed its point entirely.
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This, I got the feeling if anything wolf extreemely discouraged... |
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God those new SW movies are so bad
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Look at stronk girl. Girl is stronk. Yes girl can be stronk like boy.
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Stronk like black boi.
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Not evil like white boi. So evil
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Holy fuck you guys actually just opened... |
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the cracked phone screen, the Samsonite of the sloppy millennial
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I've had smartphones for almost a decade, not one crack. Dropped many times, but no cracks. I always wondered what these fucks do to completely shatter their shit.
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To be fair... |
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Why plan for retirement when I can make a bunch of money in my 20s, lose it all in my 30s, and then kill myself when I'm 40?
I'm not gonna see any of that money anyway!
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Tme2liftncnvrt2islam, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once.... |
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Python 2.7.15 (v2.7.15:ca079a3ea3, Apr 30 2018, 16:30:26) [MSC v.1500 64 bit (AMD64)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> op == "gay"
True
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Lol python 2.7 how’s 2014 pa... |
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Bear gang hear to stay. Bull gang was utterly decimated in the turf war this week
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Played both sides, made money both days. I'd recommend that you do the same.
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Yeah cause it was so obvious that it goes down again ?
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It was... |
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> 50k loan
> equivalent of a car payment
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Not everyone on here drives 15 year old honda civics.
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> 15 year old
my car is old enough to rent another car
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Your car can give consent in some states
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I would personally like to thank u/somedudewithareddit for selling some of his puts today and converting them into calls. Thank you for your sacrifice good sir, you will forever be in my heart
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I do it for the people. Can I be modded yet?
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I've had moviepass's back until last night when I wanted to go to a movie and they wanted me to pay an 8 dollar surcharge. Suck my dick moviepass.
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Why were you so fucking stupid up until last night?
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Never invested but I wanted it to wor... |
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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Another one: [Suicidal over Dogecoin - Please help shibes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/)
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People actually invested in Dogecoin..?
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If you use the term 'people' loosely... Then y... |
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GRUBHUB PUTS
CHIPOTLE PUTS
Too late for AMERICAN AIRLINE calls ? PUTS then?
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Why puts on GRUB?
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There’s honestly just so much competition between GRUBHUB seamless Uber eats . Now even meal pal. Door dash . I live in nyc haven’t used ... |
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So you understand how to watch gold futures but not S&P. Interesting.
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Lmao, we'll see S&P Bright red tomorrow. I understand how to see the S&P futures, but they are much different than the actual S&P (Market time) whenever there's a catalys... |
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Basically only trade $SPY Options FDs. Surprisingly, I traded mostly calls this week and made money on the small bounces.
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My strategy is simple. This sub basically acts as the retail investor's voice. I am assuming people who champion their options here ha... |
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> “Hillary Clinton is running again” – a Politico article outlines why signs are pointing towards
another Clinton presidential run – Politico http://politi.co/2kh69uO
I do not see this happening. She will be 73 in 2020, and I think she would be a really devisive candida... |
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How is this shit so confusing for people?
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I got downvoted on a thread yesterday for agreeing with a comment that OP shouldn't. be trading options. Dude asked what the max loss was on a regular call...
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9000%
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It said "max ... |
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Trump went bankrupt running a casino. Trust his plan.
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found the anti-trumper cuck
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Facts don’t care about your feelings.
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you’re straight up lying or just completely ignorant
judging by your radical posts pushing headline... |
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100000x short position on UVXY.
Jesus fuck I'm on your side of the trade but I hope we're right.
Current delta on the posi is 40, so assuming UVXY hits 13.5 you can assume a market gain of 40-60%.
Not too shabby.
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Wait what I'm seeing is VIX puts. What... |
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Thoughts?
My thoughts are I don't give a fuck what you do with your $275 Robinhood account.
2 smokes lets go
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I'm not asking if you give a cuck I'm asking if it's a good idea
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And I'm telling you I don't give a fuck
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Cuck ... |
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Big sell off incoming. Just need the 10 yrs bond to pass 3.
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Will it though. There is some scare mongering we're about to go bear market shit like this every week and it does jack shit.
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The bear market is coming, this low volatility day al... |
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when did you get those? I think you are golden if you bought it during the dip.
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Yea I bought most of them at today’s low. This is everything I had in my retirement account also ��
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I pulled everything out of my ... |
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Position: 185x bidu 270 7/20s
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You still have a month left!
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Do you think it’ll come back tho? It’s been going down this whole week
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SS of your positions
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[bidu](https://i.imgur.com/4mWGid2.jpg)
[adbe](htt... |
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Remind me in 7 days!
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I think it needs ! or something.
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Remind me in 7 days!
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Closer. RemindMe! (numver) (days)
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I’m too old for this shit. Hahah thanks!!
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only way to crap on him is to make his salary in option gainz. Go all in SPY puts tomorrow.
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Calls*
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really, how come? i'm buying spy calls at open, but that's about it (not even much). Going to buy puts at HOD (will try to catch it) a... |
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Wait for my Robinhood Instant to kick in cause I'm a fuckin' RH pussy.
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Can someone please explain to me why you would use RH? I really don't understand. I know it doesn't really apply to me since I'm not a US citizen, but I just can't seem to wrap my head ... |
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Slack is losing money?
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Microsoft is spending big on Teams and will bury it in the business space.
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Have you used teams? It's a fucking embarrassment compared to slack.
Every week it decides it will just not notify me of some new messages an... |
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Has this been priced in?
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Not yet. Its going to flow red, much like their employees urine due to urinary tract infections.
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They share the same bottle
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Peak efficiency
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This is two days old news lol. Here’s what’s going to happen, they will make it look like they are making changes, they won’t invest more money into construction, then the next few quarters they will just be bringing in revenue. They won’t have crazy construction costs. Sudd... |
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I bought 1000 at $2.80 about a month ago. Should I hold? Very happy with today's outcome. Will it last?
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Wow how did you find it and decide to buy?
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I have been using Moviepass for a year prior to this (at a much higher price) - when t... |
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Recorded while high on Xanax from the inside of Martin Shkrelli's asshole.
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Shit funny! haha! no, even worse, I was on oxy and it was Janet yellen's asshole.
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Right, that was too much echo for Shkrelli's but I took a wild guess.
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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your mother is a unique flower, not a commodity
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While you joke I gain.
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link?
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To what? I am in an Uber car at the moment, when the swine upward move confirmed I posted as best I could a link to the DD so others coul... |
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10 Feb 3 130 Put here
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Brave
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insanely.
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More than 10% jump on past month. It's overly bought atm. They need to outperform by a big margin.
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I'm biased since I have calls, but you also have to factor in t... |
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Oh hey, look. [I found an already complete series on options that covers literally everything about options in a quick and concise series of youtube videos.](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVve34yolHY43YaBegHMzN9WjrTnQfFr)
Also, fuck robinhood. Get a real broker, u... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
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Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
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You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But he fuck... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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I'm betting from that 20 year old that "made" like 375k today off a yolo
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That screenshot was about as real as Barry Soetoro's birth certificate.
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Yeah, it's hard to say. He obviously knows almost nothing about options and his story is sketc... |
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Seriously when the fuck did this board become r/politics? I feel like the population here has gone through a sea-change in the last couple months.
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Even if I cared about that, what would it matter here? Everything he does pushes ... |
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puts on $SNAP and $NVDA
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IDK about snap... that stock seems to inverse itself. NVDA has a huge beat already priced in and will probably tank regardless of earnings.
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I bought a little SNAP to play earnings. Always always inverse WSB. If the... |
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Trump getting impeached gonna force a recession
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He isn’t getting impeached. But if he did the markets would take a hell of a hit. ��
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Most of us would buy the shit out of that dip
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We'd buy like 1/4 of the way into the di... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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at least no margin call
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cause i paid it off
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could have just turned off your phone
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would that fly with collections?
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How could they call you?
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Fuckin watertight logic here boys
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Boomers set their kids up for economic collapse.
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And didn't even get rich in the process, bunch of failures.
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Doesn't matter how wealthy you are if you don't save or invest anything.
The non retarded boomers got rich.
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Fuck yeah man, you close your position yet?
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Still holding
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you were down almost 50%, up to double your money, and you're still holding?
you're in the right place at least
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Could keep going up.
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Could g... |
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Finally, somebody talking about penny stocks
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Rule 3.
MODS
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wait there are rules?
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First rule of WSB is never admit you're apart of WSB
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whats wsb?
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SQ Puts EOM a bad idea? It couldn’t rally today like everything else
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Only problem is IV is very high. So I'm thinking maybe a spread.
It surely goes lower though given price action past couple of days.
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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I will always switch up the stocks. If I see a company is going downhi... |
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No surprise. SoftBank probably forced all the current executives outs and putting their own in. Right now they have their COO in WeWork to "reorganize and reform their leadership."
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doubt it, the CEO and his wife hold more then half the voting rights
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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I was given 30k from my parents for my college education. My first two years are paid with scholarships so I decided to invest the money til I need it.
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invest ≠ yolo
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I'll sell ... |
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Trade war doesn’t change the fundamentals or growth of IQ. Hold
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It does though, trade war slows down Chinese’s economy and affectseverything.
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That’s like saying Chinese tariffs affect the number of active us... |
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I buy options 4+ months out with at most 50% of my portfolio in options.
You’re gonna buy VISA calls 1 month out with a student loan refund?
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Yea, I've done it before. :T
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8p6doy/fafsa\_gave\_me\_too\_much\_... |
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What did you do to gain the capital required to start day trading? Go do that again
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Was an EMT, then Ubered, and then daytrading. Car is too old to uber anymore and i hate people. What do?
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Work for a moving company that specializes ... |
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Is there a way I can see in real time every trade that Bill Ackman makes? So I can do the complete opposite of it. I remember he shorted Herbalife and that really backfired.
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Lately he's been putting his salmonella fingers in Chipotle so you can short that... |
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Can someone eli5 this for me?
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Trump has backed out of a non binding agreement that would show the world and Congress that he wants to move towards green energy and reduce pollution. The main reason he wants to do it is because he thinks that it, a non-bind... |
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I mean, this was known. Trump said if China retaliated he would seek to impose up to an additional $400 billion in tariffs. And China retaliated.
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China won't lose... the companies are leaving U.S. to manufacture in OTHER countrie... |
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Video?
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https://youtu.be/JFrpfvHHXPk
Category starts at 14:30
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I have so many questions:
1. Why are there so many downthumbs on that video
2. How does Alex Trebec look the same as when I was four? That nigga doesn’t age
3. Who are these ... |
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$GOOS 54C FDs
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Now sell it. You know the rules. If it's good enough to screen shot, then it's good enough to sell.
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I tell myself this every time, and i fail to follow through every time
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I sold out of all my contracts and ... |
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I'm a non American, is this real?
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Definitely not inconceivable in America. But, if OP doesn’t have insurance, it’s likely that the hospital will write off a big portion of that bill.
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Why is the hospital prices so inflated? Does government... |
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GAMES WORKSHOP. ON THE LONDON.
They had an earnings recently. Not sure how it went as the websites haven't updated.
It's up 211% in the last year its nerds buying plastic shit. It's like funko but actually successful.
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Nerds have money. That shit is ex... |
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Must be nice to have rich parents
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Not really I started with 3000 from my summer job and worked my way up.
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I don't belive you.
You have no training or knowledge. You made more than a 10,000% gain on your original $3000 and then proceede... |
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This is the shit that /r/wsb is for, not puny ass $100$ accounts. Good luck fag
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Dollar sign goes before the numbers
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Is this good?
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This is good for the markets
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This is bad for mu
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Then ag... |
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holy fuck almost 25% now. Buy this dip??
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yes, but wait a bit
Catch the dead cat bounce
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Jumped in at $19, will probably exit at $19.8 if it hits that point again today
EDIT: And out at 19.80. Don't care what it does now.
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
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How much did you put on the line?
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Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
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Honestly dude, let $90k settle and cash it... |
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> I make money from a job. I pay income tax on that.
And you have a problem with capital gainz tax? This should already piss you off.
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For real. Capital gains taxes should be more of a thing and income tax less of a thin g
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Both should b... |
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Well, it's Thursday, so probably just kill myself
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Macabilly, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.
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Cute bot
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Hey... |
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Please BA. PLEASE.
Edit 8:46AM: I am so completely and utterly screwed I feel sick to my stomach.
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R A L L Y P L S WTF
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Dude I'm so screwed I feel sick. I'm about to lose 4 grand.
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I think it'll probably rally from pr... |
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“Becoming”? Man baby tantrum is going to send us into recession, but that’s no reason not to make money shorting the market.
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maybe not today
the reversal from yesterday's tanking is strong IMO
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Yesterday's tanking???
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AHs... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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I feel like NPR's Planet Money did this a year or two ago with some kind of heuristic algorithm to buy and sell based on keywords in his tweet
ETA: ah, yeah. [Here](https://www.npr.org/2017/04/14/523890750/twitter-bot-botus-will-buy-and-sell-stock-based-on-trumps-tweets), f... |
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Sucks it's GOP interests. It should just be things Trump mentions in his talks and we can bet if he gets em done or not.
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Has he achieved any of his promises other than killing the TPP and allowing the Keystone and Dakota pipelines to continue?
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UPDATE: My money is back
Basically I was all in on NFLX last week with a stop loss at $102.82. Woke up to see this shit. Saw I had no pending orders or positions and thought I had maybe made a mistake with an order or something (done that before).
Then I started thinki... |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/922gtp/facebooks_put_play_from_yesterday_im_20_time_to
Can someone ELI5 what happened here? I thought Facebook dropped yesterday?
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It's a put, thus the right to sell at a certain price, which became worth mor... |
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Bathing in SuBae's patented AMD tendie sauce
haha jk i'm down like 50% over the last month i'm fucked
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How can you be down 50%??
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How can she slap??
Ever heard of the magical world of options, my friend?
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With all th... |
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Clean underneath your nails, you dirty peasant
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Some of us actually work for a living, get our hands dirty. Ya bitch.
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Your post has been automatically removed because said "yatch." Stupid cunt.
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Can someone explain this to a newb like me. What did he buy?
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He bought put options on SPY. SPY tracks the SP500 index. He basically bet that the S&P 500 would tank with a certain time frame.
He was correct
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Thanks so much. Also on ... |
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wtf why does the market care
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REEEE! Separation of Church and State!
Oh yea - spoiler: Jews did it.
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They love Easter.
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they're off celebrating the day they killed jesus
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He rose on Easter. The celebra... |
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The most surprising takeaway from all this is someone still found WeWork profitable enough to loan to ....
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I feel bad for my friends working in tech. So, so, so many startups and startups designed to help those startups will fail... |
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On a serious note, 12% is nothing. I know this kids not trading options because 12% happens every day. This is some /r/investing bullshit.
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I wish I would get my shit together when I lose 12%, it usually takes 40-50% before I realize I fucked up.
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Isnt it more like if there is a market correction, expect VIX to cross 14.89?
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Well technically the VIX measures tail risk. So, it is calculated from calls / puts activity on SPX thus the market movement results in VIX movement... |
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Meanwhile China devalues 10%. Evens out. �� �� ��
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Um no. This would kill the China.
I mean it's not like the SSE Composite has been sliding 20-25% with only $50B in tariffs or anything while the US market is flat or slightly rising.
I could go on and o... |
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What did you buy?
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Because its a fuckin OTM FD with zero news upcoming you absolute mongoloid.
Buy something 2-3 months out only slightly OTM or preferably ITM if you got more than moms allowance to put in.
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Thi... |
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today is probably a buy. the AH drop was a butthurt wallstreet fag dumping his shit because Elon publicly cucked him
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Historically, having a CEO that doesn't work at least amicably with investors doesn't turn out well. But, given the fact that it's Elon and ... |
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Jesus wow. Congrats whoever has calls. He is already making this sound like he has an offer on the table at 420 a share.
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He said he'd already secured financing.
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I mean, the company confirmed that the tweet was ... |
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