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What is this movie?
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Serious answer is 'the Campaign'.
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But I’m already half way through the Kane movie
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But who wins the election?
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Nothing is going to happen with North Korea. Nothing ever does.
All in XIV.
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I hope you're right but at the same time I hope you're very wrong.
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I hope u r wrong. Show play?
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U r a college s... |
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JNUG/JDST daily sticky?
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I like that
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same
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Motion passed!
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Objection!
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Erection!
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What are the odds he declares war on Syria and Iran at the same time?
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The president shouldn't be allowed to declare war on any country that he can't point to on a map.
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Where were you when Obama started bombing 7 countries or Bush started ... |
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See, I told you it would be fine, there was no reason for that oil bump on Thursday/Friday but for short covering. Now we're back to business as usual. I'm 10k up on my 20k worth of put spreads since Friday.
If Apple shits the bed, look out below motherfuckers, I'll take ... |
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Went all in $30k on 290 puts expiring 9/11, now worth $8k. Should I do some extensive DD on $ROPE this weekend? SPY rally never dips apparently.
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Gotta see a screenshot of this
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aight hold up
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You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
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Need more backstory d... |
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This sounds 100% like a scam. Why would he trade on your account and give you the gains when he could do it on his own and take the gains himself?
The dude is straight up trying to scam you. Giving you crap stories like the guy turn $200 into $200,000, and then back down t... |
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Did you have fun?
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No
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I went from 1700 to 32k. Bought a model s tesla. Then lost 50k for a net negative of 20k. AFTER I BOUGHT THE TESLA. WITHOUT CASHING OUT. FUCKING WITH OPTIONS. All in 3 months.
but I've got a tesla. It's a m... |
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Look at the warrants! KODK+A warrants up 2000%
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how the hell do I get into warrants?
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You buy. Anyone holding warrants at open today most likely needed more than a 6000% to break even.
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how do warrants work?
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Listen no one likes tariffs, heck I do not like tariffs. However we have entered a point in history where the idea of going to war with one another is off the table due to nuclear weapons. Now is the age of cyberspace battles and economic warfare. Tariffs are part of that ec... |
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Awesome Job. Now I need you to double that money by summer.
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It should quadruple MU can maintain a 10 PE
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Hey man, Why are you not cashing in you July/Jan calls, are you thinking it's gona keep going up ? If so how high do you think it'll g... |
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Why are they all looking at her like that?
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Something terrible was about to happen.
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terrible for who? racist edgelords?
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Virtue-signal elsewhere, loser. I'm referring to every hole on her body being impaled so that sh... |
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Im waiting for Trump to pull out the Trump Card (ha ha) and legalize Weed or some shit just to get people off his back
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I hope he will legalize prostitution instead
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Why not both?
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Jeff Sessions would short circuit
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Hello this is SEC. where does your wife work
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She owns her own businesses. She read something about ULTA carrying the makeup line from some Kardashian or something and thought it might increase. Apparently, it did.
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�� Hes over here Mr. SEC.... |
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I don't get the analogy here...
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He's saying the stock goes down after he buys and then goes back up again.
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Wait until I finally pull the trigger and by some. It will go down for weeks.
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I bet you have a real way with ... |
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I picture my Trump laying in bed at night with a half eaten tub of Breyers ice cream, dimly illuminated by his iPhone, tweeting in an ambien induced stupor, Melania next to him wearing a 400 dollar satin sleep mask.
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melania and him don't share a bed... mo... |
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Puts everywhere, then get slaughtered when Trump tweets at 6am.
Update: no Trump Bump :) :) :)
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That's what I'm waiting on. I burned my day trades saving myself from hurt thursday/friday so I'm scared to touch anything start of the week.
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Out of curiosity, why do they give a shit?
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It's the law
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so you can only day trade if you are trading a certain minimum amount?
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holy shit, yes. I thought this was basically Rule #1 of trading. You need $25,000 in your acc... |
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It's up today tho. Laughing all the way to the bank is this soup stock.
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In at 12.7 and I promise I am not laughing
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Just get Robinhood gold and double down while it's under 11
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Can't tell if fake or serious.
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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JDST is really playing games.
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Is today our day babe?
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hope you sold lol. Otherwise i dont think so
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I sold. I'm out until Thursday. Something's wrong.
EDIT: ANDDDD FML. Back at $19. I sold at $17. I'm done trading.
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On 7/25, I was long 13,305 shares of Ford. Got rights to the 9/1 dividend.
On 7/27, I got nervous about earnings, called my broker, and bugged the hell out.
Today, 7/28, Ford dropped like a rock.
I was pretty fucking lucky. My gut was right.
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Dividends g... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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I really don’t know who this guy is. But still, fuck that guy!!! 2 first names are still not acceptable.
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How is it that people still seem to live under a rock even when they use Reddit?
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Not all of us are 12.
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You don't n... |
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That technical analysis doesn't mean shit
edit: actually VXX spiking has me officially concerned, why u gotta get me worried when I'm not even done with my coffee yet op
sweet I got a tagline! being on this sub for years finally paying off
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Concerned how? ... |
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Thanks for using the version with "affect" instead of "effect".
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I come from a grammar nazi family
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someone is about to get triggered that you used the word Nazi.
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this sub has an average "fag" count of about 3 per comment s... |
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A kayak is the most important hedge to have.
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Wish I had a jetski
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I have an extra canoe if you swim by Canovanas.
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I live in Carolina ����
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> I live in Puerto Rico
Wat
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A few people have mentioned the pump and dump but most like getting cucked too much to listen. 37.5 8/31 up 400% today from yesterday.
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Put or call?
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Put. Sold. Bought 38 9/7 puts. Wanted to play tilray earnings, hope they take a dump,... |
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I had to block him weeks ago
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What are you up to buddy? I like to live vicariously through you.
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talking shit about cramer
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I always catch him in the mornings on CNBC these days. He actually cracks me up
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lol, more bluffing and blackmailing before the negotiation. But why would Xi give a damn even if trump put on the tariff? Chinese economy slowed down from 6.7 to 6.5 while US economy slowed down from 3.9 to 3.5 for q3 2018. Meanwhile we are also running record budget and tra... |
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...considering WoW currency is minted out of nothing by Blizzard, they could technically buy the country.
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Inflation, nephew
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yolo, nephew
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Good point, I hadn't factored this into my calculations.
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W... |
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[the newest FNMA shareholder](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/008/305/its-a-conspiracy.jpg)
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I don't disagree with that statement.
I am conflicted.
I do like 600k people potentially seeing this. I don't like the baggage the messenger br... |
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Last time Trump spoke about his big tax plan (Feb 9th) JNUG fell through the floor and then quickly rebounded the next day. Can we expect the same tomorrow for his talk with congress? It is expected that he will speak of his new tax plan and obamacare reform.
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Post the gainz from last night's yolo faggit. Weren't you the guy who was going to leverage some Hong Kong index at 200x?
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I never went for the HSI, it opened to choppy. Ant risk that much unknown on that muuch leverage.
I exited my oil for fuck all profit.... |
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Anyone feel like people sell huge shares for literally no reason just to dick everyone else ?
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Yes, a friend and I discuss that regularly. Big fund manager players trying to sweep out the stops of the little people (us) that's the theory anyhow. We're ... |
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>took 6 months to review 33,000 emails
>Took a week to review 650,000 emails
Something doesn't add up or maybe FBI has an efficient algorithm specifically to fish out classified emails by Hillary. (Which I assume is the most cost effective way)
Nevertheless the dam... |
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Oh man.. Lost an easy 25k.
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Over $60k now if I was still holding but probably would have dumped at some point earlier this AM
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About 85k now
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6 figures now by my math.
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Is it like 148k by now, it ... |
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And it's gone!
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Indeed. Wasted 10 minutes coming up with this
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Why what happened?
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Chinese will prolly impose their own tariffs, this time worth 50B instead of the puny 3B they announced a few days ago
https://www.cnbc.com/... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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iTs NoRmAl ScHeDuLeD sElLiNg
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I too would set up a daily schedule of sell-offs ... |
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Its also a 16hr trip w/ 2 stops. I'd just ride out the hurricane.
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Takin a 22 hour trip to Africa for a wedding. Kinda debating just ditching my friend forever
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Who the fuck gets married in Africa
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My buddy and his fiance t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lots of heavy hitters coming to bat after market close today! Are any of you playing earnings? AMZN has had a helluva run this year! Can it keep going from here? What are your thoughts on the other big tech earnings coming out? Should be an interesting afternoon here!
And h... |
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For day trading VWAP is good. I just started trading gap stocks early morning and found a decent set up just finding support/resistance after initial gaps
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What platform do you use? I'm usually on my phone and watching shit around open is goddamn insanit... |
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Should make some stupid ass DD up and post it there and Robin Hood. Just like those fake "put your iPhone in the microwave to charge it" 4chan infographics
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Isnt the volume supposed to be depressed at ... |
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Can someone tell me ATVI is going to bounce soon? The anxiety is killing me.
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75 at open, I'm idk, It's what I want but who know what we get
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If it opens at 75-76 I will sell about a third of my position and try to liquidate my whole a... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I really don't know anything and am just here from /r/all so forgive my stupidity, but wouldn't this not necessarily be a bad thing? If that guy work up this morning, doubled his stock in the company for 20% less mo... |
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Oof just watched some of the 60 minutes. “People who watched the podcast know I don’t know how to smoke weed, I- I- I don’t know how to smoke anything really!” Lmao
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Yeah he obviously doesn't smoke weed he didn't even inhale any on the podcast. He hit it li... |
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I don’t think this is about net neutraltity that was a known event.
The tax bill is in jeopardy again.
Also, its options exp week and stocks have been going up all week. Time to screw call holders for a few days now.
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This should be upvoted more. Tax b... |
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If the orange moron escalates this situation, the blood of tens of thousands of US soldiers and likely millions of people in South Korea are on his hands.
**He's such an incredible moron, there are NO WINNERS other than defence contractors!**
- China would lose trade w... |
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What app is his boss? Long that app.
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Robinhood.
He got a margin call or two
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Does that mean if you don’t answer the call you can collect unemployment?
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Could be Uber! I was reading articles that mentioned all work in t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He hasn't posted in 4 months, I think he's gone.
Can someone explain for an options nub? Looks like he's buying at $10 when it's trading at $4.6? Essentially a 50% loss?
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He was betting the price of a PACB share would be at least $10 by March 17th. The pric... |
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I’d like to short this stock, let me know by commenting below when this stock hits the peak for today.
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Now
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I was at lunch, but I bought puts for 12 Jan $340 strike. $7 each x3.
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I dont do options but wont those get ki... |
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Bets on how long till he loses 99%? I say a month when the next rs happens
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According to the article I skimmed this AM, they are done with reverse splits (for now). Worst stock ever.
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The stock price is going to be below $1 this week. They ... |
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wallstreetpets
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She just took a runny shit.....so does that mean buy or sell?
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Cramer takes a runny shit on air all the time and I still don't know what it means
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Jesus read your own post dumbass. RUNNY shits. RUNny. Your... |
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Smart move by the SEC and proactive for once. These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
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>These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
You're missing an /S tag. These things have net assets of $70B and most have associated inverses, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many times does this sub have to tell people that TA doesn't apply to 3x leveraged ETFSs?
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Why did you put multiple s's on ETF? Etfs is already plural.
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Idk, I was typing on my phone you twat, you knew what I meant
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[de... |
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I deposited $2k of fuck around money to trade options with a friend. After losing $40 on UPRO while I waited on approvals here are my trades since:
1 LULU 3/29 $79 Call - In 3/27 1:16 PM @$4.30. Out 3/28 9:52 AM @$6.70. **+$240.00 / +56%**
8 BB 3/29 $12.5 Put - In 3/27... |
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My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
Snapchat opens to the chat briefly befo... |
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They recovered a little since their ER. Are you just calling out their inevitable doom?
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They didn't recover. Their increase was due to the market rotation which has since been selling off.
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You’re right. I guess recovery was the wrong word.... |
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Wtf is this french shit.
Buy the QQQ dip
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This would be latin fucko the clown
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if the Latins were so neat how come they went extinct bro
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Umm. They are from Latin America
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Yeah they went extinct and n... |
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lmao wtf is this shit
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The result of brainwashing on a young mind.
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Original video is with a man dressed as a bunny. This is Photoshop, very good Photoshop.
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Photoshop... on a video ������������
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Yeah basic... |
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I have wasted too much time on this. I want it back. But since I can't get it back, I can at least comment on your post in impotent anger on how stupid I am for having wasted my time on it. And it has nothing to do with your main thesis.
So, where is the money making opp... |
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Goodbye.
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
Just approved one of his comments from spam. Same guy posted earlier yesterday:
>[Was burned by NAK real bad (lost ~40% of my entire IRA portfolio), so a little gun shy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/c... |
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Seems like standard sales tactics to me.
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They said rates WILL, FOR SURE increase in 2012 when I bought my house.
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Hahaha idiot, you could be homeless right now at the same interest rate. You got burned.
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Ya but I ended up ... |
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What if trump tanks the markets on purpose to blame the democrats. It’s pretty easy to see the market has sold off ever since Democrats got elected, then by 2020 the market starts to recover and he says don’t make that mistake again
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How did Donald Trump be... |
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I'm telling you this is going straight to /r/all.
If it hits #1 I will post a picture of my penis in whatever youguys want (nothing too harmful)
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found this on r/all, am extremely confused. sidebar says it's a stock-trading sub, post and comments suggest i... |
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Should I read this
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Yes.
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Maybe
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No
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Tendies.
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How do I PUT the entirety of China for Tendies?
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YANG
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2020
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## Speaker_0: ##
This truly is a golden age.
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And by golden age I mean we’re all losing thousands of dollars to the Chinese but hey... the memes are great
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No one cares that you are losing money you peasant.
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Fuck off normie
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Confirmed bulltrap ... bet this MF is buying OTM puts right after pumping
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This dude too stupid to play the market.
He'll use the opportunity to buyback some steaks at bargain basement prices.
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Yeah that's right, he's too stupid to play th... |
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Wew!!! Dancing on that poverty line!
## Speaker_0: ##
People only need money for expenses.
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Where do you live where you can cover rent/mortgage, car insurance, car repairs, food, utility bills, medical expenses, entertainment expenses for pre-tax inc... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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those titties though
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Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
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Like winning the Tour de France on a mo... |
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-100% when you lose all your money because they couldn’t insure your accounts and Robinhood goes under because some new grad engineer fucked up their options code and made them go bankrupt.
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Was it really not covered by federal insurance?
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IBM is a dumpsterfire company. They are too busy doing buy backs and letting amazon kill their mainframes
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As I always say: woman CEO, that's all you need to know
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Ya except thats retarded and exactly why you probably suck at investing
htt... |
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>and I've already done the trade
Post proof.
EDIT: It's so like Wall Street for the expected move to be +/- 70%, and yet the lowest put is 50% away and the highest call is 271% away...
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I'll cut you a deal. If I post proof and I did do the trade then yo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hmm how do I short California?
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Elect a conservative. That'll make them go crazy
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unfortunately conservatives tend to grow budget deficits, CA needs a Democrat to keep a balanced budget.
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Oh yeah, they've been doing a great ... |
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Fukkin snitch
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Just fucking die already automod
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You like being part of this sub? WTF is wrong with you?
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Autism
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With his question I think it is Autoism
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Nothing wrong with Autosexuality.
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Just wear condoms when u fuck the muff. Laced with cancer boy... |
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i don't even think op is trolling this should be stickied
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I love dumbasses - keeps my tutoring business booming
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When is the IPO
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You probably don't wanna invest in it - it's run by a bunch of retards and you'd lose mon... |
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dump that stat. its worthless in two days
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Were you able to offload it?
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Good luck, I'd recommend a market sell rather than a limit order, you'll prob lose out on some gains from ... |
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/r/options answer: It's not a matter of 'how many days until I close', but 'at what percent profit did I plan to close'. If you didn't have a plan, or can't form a coherent sentence about why you should keep your position open, you should close it.
/r/wallstreetbets answer... |
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As engineering graduate hold on to your thesis till you see all of your peers actually walk out the door with their B.S. in engineering. There's weed out courses in college for a reason. Also even if they do all graduate with bachelor's, master's and PhD's will just becom... |
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this guy is the american dream personified
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His family immigrates from Albania, a communist shit hole. They settle in New York, where his parents work menial jobs to support their family, versus taking a welfare check. He gets a... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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Congress hates the USPS though.
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Yeah but they hate Amazon more
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Not when mortgage rates go to like 2%
## Speaker_1: ##
Yup. Seems like most dipshits on this thread think home prices are overvalued. Homes are more affordable now than it has been for decades thanks to low and falling interest rates.
Sure home cost to income is 4-10 times... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Could someone honestly tell me whether the investors are such pussies that a single tweet of that Orange Monkey (that's not even remotely related to the markets) scares the living fuck out of them or are the algobots so sensitive that they sell off first instance a car plows... |
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Good for them. That's really impressive.
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Wholesome comment in WSB?
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I come from /r/all, I don't understand what this subreddit is.
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It's a subreddit where only the finest, smartest, and knowledgeable gentlemen of the world... |
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Now its $SABRE
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Got bought out by David Wallace.
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Aaaaaaand now I'm reminded that DFW is no longer with us.
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Dallas Fort Worth?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow how's your paper account fag? A pleb would be anyone who doesn't own land in his own country. Making them essentially a serf. So suck my big fat AssPounder4000 cock. Also I own apartments so I make money off plebs like you.
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W... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I would love to the cumulative return of the inverse of every fsc trade. I guarantee it would beat 99% of hedge funds in the past 3 years.
## Speaker_1: ##
Inversing his last trade alone would have netted some pretty tasty returns.
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http://imgur.com/a/F0LQ... |
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what did u invest in and how long did u hold etc etc.
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I lost a good amount on $RAD. Then lost more trying to make up my loses. I just want to be a millionaire already...
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People actually buy meme stocks... -... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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Senten... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you are telling a multi billionaire, also the president of the most powerful country in the world, that he could have been richer?
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Hes not a billionaire
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What’s your proof? Not that I really give a shit but your statement is about as ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat... |
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$100
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You must show your work for credit.
## Speaker_2: ##
$100 is right.
If the lady hadn't stolen or bought anything then the owner loses nothing.
If the lady hadn't stolen anything but bought something, the owner loses nothing.
The lady stole $100 ... |
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Fking 70 k down.
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fuck man, all options?
## Speaker_0: ##
Weed stocks, options and tech options
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bleh. well im down 4k, 75% down.
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I feel you. I'm down 4k or 66% overall
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http://imgur.com/a/S1FMx
fml guys, no one here as deep as me. 200 shares at 8.55 average price. Any advice?
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Baghold or average down.
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This... Average down as much as possible. Thankfully, 200 shares isn't too much. I don't know how much $... |
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MU puts
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I'm a huge Mu bull but if you bought them at 61.9 it would have been a good play for tomorrow I think
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LOADING UP ON CALLS TOMORROW
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Hey, john-r, just a quick heads-up:
**tommorow** is actually spelled **tomorro... |
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man... that might be too much, even for flex tape.
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F
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