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Grindr
FTFY
and wtf are you doing telling this dude you use RH. He's not going to respect you at all.
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I fucked her back in college so idk how she even has any respect for me now. I gave her some trash D bc I was always so drunk.
I mean him*
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That shows your balance, not your gainz, you cuk fag.
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Sorry babe. I don't get gainz/graphs on the daily like in RH.
[Here's monthly balances](http://m.imgur.com/rmisD9p) up to end of Sep.
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He knows how to faggot, can confirm they are n... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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I don't think that's why. Trump cares about his reputation and his legacy more than about that money. He didnt become president for the cash, he did it for the power itself, being in charge, making a part of history.
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Except he uses the presidency for his ... |
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you made all this shit with $100?!
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notice how he responds to every other comment but this one. I call bullshit.
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So did you start with $100 faggot? Or did you ask mom for 5k to deposit to make it possible to ... |
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The guy literally funds dissent to aid his timing in currency exchange. Fuck Soros. With a hammer. Not the handle.
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Explain pls?
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Open Society Foundation. He spends a billion dollars a year funding riots and protests to advance his brand of ... |
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The fuck happened? Down 6% in seconds
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People are freaking out because a bunch of their executives are stepping down. It's either a buyout or something is severely fucked up. Most people on here were speculating a buyout.
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So in at 17.46..... |
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Ones that lose money
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This
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The other thing
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Wtf is wrong with united? Well this is 'merica.. sue for everything they have.
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It's such a fantastically shitty airline. Delta is okay these days, AA is upping it game, but UA is consistently a pile of shit.
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I'd like to say as a AA guy, it... |
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How can you long $TSLA when he admits at end that if a competitor makes a better car off the open patents, and his company goes bankrupt.. he doesn't care....
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It isn’t even about him though. As soon as VAG, BMW, Daimler, and Toyota all set their sights on a... |
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Yesterday at open I was up 14k YTD, now I'm up $2599 YTD but I've spent $2600 in commissions this year.
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Oh god
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I'm taking a break from options, just going to hold my stocks until this volatility goes away. I'm too autistic to try and time ... |
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Could have done $500,000 in calls of SPY and QQQ.
Could have done $500,000 in Puts on SPY and QQQ.
Bad timing? bad thinking. Bad Idea to play only one side.
Do the right thing and buy straddles next time.
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I shorted sfix with shares. At 38 and it margin ... |
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Guy who’s been trading options for one week gives advice to guy who’s been trading options for 1 day
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It’s actually been two weeks, so....
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Your post says trade amzn with less money than a share then you talk about opening a credit sprea... |
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How did you manage that
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I'd like to know as well, you can't play options on RH, how the fuck do you do this
edit: fuck I got it, it's a margin account, I forgot RH did this cause I'm a fucking plebeian, alright?
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Wait this is real? I thought it was too perfect to be true. Shows what their browser history algo can do
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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How much did it cost?
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$350.
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Jesus. No way
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I'm in at 243C @ .40
Someone critique my play
EDIT: Closed out at .44 for about a $214 profit. Was getting nervous.
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VIX is still falling, SPY is slowly coming up. You should probably be okay. MACD is showing momentum falling. May want to hunt for an ex... |
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I don't read long DD, can I get a tl;dr
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TL;DR
* Computers need RAM. RAM is random access memory.
* There are two types of RAM, dynamic and static.
* Micron makes Dynamic RAM.
* Each is not objectively better than the other in current time, but dynam... |
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GL man.. Very ballsy move with current market conditions. The FED meeting could destroy/help you today. Wonder if V will be increasing rates as well.
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I don't mind being a bag holder for a little while... Never going to day trade ever again though. Especi... |
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That’s a small banana ��
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Organic bro
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You fucking rich bastard shelling out the money for an organic banana.
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A cluster of bananas is called a hand, and a single banana is called a finger. Each banana hand has about 10 to ... |
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Trump is still short.
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Edit: why does Trump want a recession so badly? Why does he hate the American economy?
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When you’re rich you love recessions because you can buy good assets at bargain prices
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You’re thinking like buffet ... |
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It’s not even official yet but well..
RIP all my Chinese holdings Dime, BaBa and JayDick.
Smdh
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It's enough to scare the market
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The market is a bitch
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I mean it's reasonable, the trade war could very well happen and it wo... |
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No sympathy for someone like this. He might as well have just put $30k on Red at the casino. I remember reading an article about George Soros' head trader/strategist at his main hedge fund; he said that they didn't trade on the brexit vote because the outcome was binary. Ins... |
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I wonder how far the interest in this guy will go.
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I love it and hope he never stops.
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I'm hoping for a shitty webcast interview with the one person we all know it to be, Scrooge McCuck
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I bet he has this huge walk-in vaul... |
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Sell that contact and buy as many $70s as you can afford
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I like the Jan $70c for $6.5, probably what I’m rolling MU July calls into
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do you put all your money in the market at the same time and just diversify with expiration dates? I hav... |
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Well yea it. Just wouldnt have such a risen so much in the short time. That was just a hard on to do shady shit and cranking out bonuses like its 2008. As you can ... |
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I want to join in but I can only afford one contract of 3000C at 1/17/20, so nah.
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That could actually be a money maker though
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My 480 01/20 puts would like a word with you
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Wtf is wrong with you
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The questi... |
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> as they have access to their product restricted
Why though
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because the big players will try to shutdown any upcoming competition. competition is bad for profits.
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Wouldn't only ISP's have the ability to manipulate that?
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That feature would be great. If used with a stop loss, it can completely automate the buy high sell low strategy.
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I can't believe you fucks upvoted this comment. I just checked, not only does this type of order exist, it's also an option in Robinhood. We no... |
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You have it *all wrong* dude, but there is a chance for you to learn a couple things.
1. The Dark Pool market is huge and has grown rapidly in the las... |
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Yeah, we can joke, but there's 0% chance anyone here will ever live in NYC and drive this. This guy really does fuck.
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Idk man, I drive a Honda.
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In New York?
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Its underwater in Houston.
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Short the piss out of SoftBank
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They own so many more assets, then We-Work, that I actually think calls are the play, because the market is trading SFTBY as if WeWork makes up a significant divestment of their investment portfolio.
They also own Boston Dyn... |
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What was your thought process?
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Saw pretty heavy volume on everything I purchased. Plus so many people were calling for the recession/heavy in puts. Everyone expected market to dump when Powell spoke, so of course the market decides to do opposite.
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you think boosting their stock price somehow increases their cash flow?
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It doesn't, but... it increases perception of success in his company. Remember, his employees are overworked and underpaid, but they all get options. He might have been staring down at ... |
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ES, CL and GC are all great...it's all I trade :)
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yo can you ELI5 those mysterious tickers I've never heard of?
always interested in money-losing schemes
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S&P500, Crude, Gold
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damn that was easy. ty
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Implying you know anything more than the average asshole from r/all. You're a nobody who's only expertise is in giving away money.
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Sure thing buddy, whatever floats your boat, delusional fag
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Oh shit, you know what an option is, lite... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat pa... |
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TLDR: Buy calls
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No, dude. He said buy puts Monday but calls after that.
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TLDR: Yes he said buy calls
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You’re a dumb fucker aren’t you?
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*Autistic
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1. Tell myself I won't buy any dumbfuck FDs cuz I only have one day trade left at 9 AM
2. Buy a dumbfuck FD at 10 AM
3. Consider selling it up 400% at 3 PM but hold to avoid burning said day trade
4. Watch it plummet after hours and sell at a loss on Thursday
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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Yes, all redditors are white.
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Good for MU?
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good for AAPL because having a fancy phone > food and water
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Honestly, yeah, you’re pretty right.
Consumer income just went up and people will be willing to pay higher prices and consumers more. All of the “trendy” compa... |
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I couldn't walk into any chipotle around lunch time without there being a line almost out the door. Now they're half full at best.
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This. The demand for them has dropped significantly.
Why? Maybe people got tired of it. Maybe E.Coli.
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It's a... |
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Video of him crying is unavailable, anyone got a mirror
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[Starts at 7:59](https://youtu.be/WTFBmGA2kjE)
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What the fuck is this guys deal?
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What do you mean? Some people like casinos, this guy likes selling naked commodity o... |
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its just hard not to cringe when AMD was hovering around 3-4 since 2012 and you decide to shoot yourself for the price of 7.45...
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ay dog, bitcoin was hovering around 10 cents and shot to $1200 in less than 3 years.
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>Gets options trading
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>Immediately plays earnings
Welcome home
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LMFAO
fuckin this hits too close to home. wheni first started i'm like oh, options are great during earnings, thats when it moves the most!! i had totally not considered at the tim... |
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Honestly this isn't a terrible idea. Just look at how many stocks increase 20% in a month. All you have to do is buy them before they appreciate and sell them before they decrease.
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Ok, if you know which ones then you would be a fucking billionaire in no tim... |
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Here is more info on the matter:
http://quickelectron.com/tesla-semi/tesla-semi-glides-over-to-addison-il-for-hands-on-time-with-ups-employees/
UPS has placed orders for 125 of these, and the potential to disrupt this $700bn+ market is definitely there.
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The Model S/3/X also have this:
https://i.imgur.com/AlWaWrW.png
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That relates to air filtration, this is about the durability of the glass
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Of course.
I'm just speaking about all the weird things they include. Have you ever seen another c... |
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How do you get through that corner by the blinds? Compress your ribcage like a fuckin rat?
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Not everyone on reddit is 200lbs overweight like you faggot. Still poor design though
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lmfao ill have you know i graduated top of my steroid class
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5-10 more years and every car company will have a decent electric car offering. Unless Tesla keeps innovating will be hard for them to keep this sort of price up for a long period of time
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Not even. The volt beat the model 3
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You gotta love how no one gives a shit when insurance companies let people die or rape them in the ass, but when Shkreli rapes the insurance companies (not the patients, like they want you to believe), everyone bastardizes him. So Netflix is on the payroll I guess. SMFH.
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I made like 300k-400k this week LOL
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Proof faggot
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Dig up my post history lol. Go back like 3 months.
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That’s not this week. Are you a time traveler?
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It shows I have enough shares to justify earning 300-40... |
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Emotions or some shit. Don't be a pussy.
Double down.
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how do you double down on a yolo?
lots of faggots here think a yolo is 20%, but it IS NOT THAT
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Only need one kidney.
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And one testiclite
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Need a summary of your portfolio for science
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SPX calls.
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Weeklies? Shit has been going bonkers this week.
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Weeklies, monthlies, quarterlies. I'm loaded through May.
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Are you gonna sell them all now o... |
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Like or dislike Trump, anyone who's passed a basic Economics 101 course in college should agree with this. We're on (were on?) a bullshit artificial bull run that has gone way longer than it should have. Look at how hard the market was hit Friday by the *THOUGHT* of a rate h... |
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I'm riding ATVI out until I die. My only hope is that we see a minor correction but not a crash, letting bulls take over after. I have no clue what I would do if the markets crashed 10-20% overnight, probably take a bath with my toaster.
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bought 20 283P 08/06 before close
I have confidence trump will fuck with the market over the weekend, so it opens red
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Thank you for your sacrifice, I'll crack a beer in your honor tonight.
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I spent 300k to earn 250k/year. Fucking disaster of a choice but not financially disastrous.
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What field of study / job ?
The location might help for your salary too.
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Finance / law. Unfortunately biglaw is awful and being a lawyer is aw... |
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Anyone who bought above 14 is mentally retarded and you deserve to lose money. Everyone else, just hold on because the stock is fine.
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Fuck u. You guys promised me the moon.
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I bought 4 TQQQ calls 10 minutes before close and selling at any uptick in price. I have $100 in my bank account after losing 100k. Need to claw my way back before my fiance realizes I'm broke AF.
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Proof of those loses
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So, life insurance?
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I once asked a life insurance rep about what happens if you commit suicide.
I've never had someone end a conversation so fast in my life.
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This is my personal favorite Donald Trump quote
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a co... |
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I remember the words of my finance professor:
"if you don't understand, just draw hockeysticks on the exam"
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Your finance professor absolutely does not give a fuck
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He used to walk around the auditorium during the lecture, and sit down ne... |
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BUY high and SELL low.
you'll fit in here ma ' boy
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Bought AMD at $1.88. Just looking to add more with this margin account.
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There've been a lot of dips between $1.88 and today. Aren't you concerned that the next one could trigger a margin... |
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Just develop a crippling drug addiction to occupy your weekends. It also guarantees a steady monetary loss.
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but which drug? so many to choose from
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Whatever you can get your hands on, all at once. The original Yolo.
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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They killed it wow.
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I work for a Digital Marketing Agency. There is a reason SalesForce, Hubspot, and our agency are growing so fast. They always fucking crush it.
Can't wait for Amazon and FB reports. FB will prob crush it EVEN more honestly. This is wh... |
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Why crossing out ?
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so you can't steal his gains faggot
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Swiper no swiping
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I googled this. I'll just go kill myself now, TY.
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Kris, I know we don't talk much these days, but I hope you had a good birthday, and remember that your vaginal exit date is an arbitrary number, and what really counts is how much money you make in life because without it no one will wish you a happy birthday when you're ... |
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Watch, steve is probably a 25 year old which makes me more sad about my retirement fund
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36.
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What do you do?
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Now? Nothing.
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What are you going to do?
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had a nice day with LABU today. 4 solid bounces . Too bad I don't have more capital to work with
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wouldn't margin be awesome?
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Would you play blackjack with a casino credit?
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Ban this guy if he doesn't all in snap calls tomorrow
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Imagine how fucking depressed this sub will be if snap goes up and everyone bought puts.
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I'm in on 299 calls exp 27th. Im in on calls!!! Stupid dems when will they learn.
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We won't.
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WSB might be the only place on Reddit where Dems and Reps get along anymore since all that matters is tendies
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I didn't realize it wasn't growing. How have they been increasing revenue then?
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It hasn't been growing because processors stagnated. Ryzen is the first real innovation since the Ivy Bridge Sandy Bridge generation of processors. Revenue grows because increa... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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But the decay kills, so even if the market crashes in 2 weeks or maybe 2 months, the decay will kill your margin/cost basis
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No shit it has decay. You don't baghold like a fucking amature.
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No one wants to hold a bag nostradumbass
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Wow. If this does go down Credit Suisse could lose 500mm lol
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Fuck Credit Suisse, they didn’t hire me last summer for a job I was severely under-qualified for.
Cunts.
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It’s shoo-in, you illiterate fuck.
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Instagram has a billion users.
WhatsApp...
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is it you patrick? looks like you live under a stone , everyone is on instagram lately
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wtf happened to this stock on Tues?
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Earnings are also supposed to be down Q3, but still profitable.
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What do you mean by that?
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I mek 10 dorra
ok dis time i make 8 dorra
earning down but still make 8 dorra!!!
ya idiot... |
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No. Hell no you can't. That's what they call "insider trading".
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At what point does it officially become "insider trading"? Am I forever barred from transactions that involve the nations largest organic grocer? Or is there a time limit where I can make mov... |
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Just wipe the slate clean and start from the beginning
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That would wipe out all pension and social security
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Governments will end up paying in the end anyway, it's why I believed the big banks should have just been allowed to go bust in 2008... |
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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I'm literally refreshing his account page every few minutes to catch the moment he finds out.
Though it's been over 18 hours since his last post.. dude might legit be hanging from the rafters.
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At ... |
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I hope he's posting that from the library because if he only has a $70 emergency fund he shouldn't have a fucking phone. Or shoes.
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If he can meet his bills, he should have a phone.
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To be able to meet your bills in the information eta, you... |
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FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS MARTIN SHKRELI
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS BOBBY SHMURDA
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Shkreli is unironically a political prisoner
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How so?
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Because he was denied bail over a joke tweet where he was a... |
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I mean he's right. If the cheaper stock goes up $5 he will make more than if the more expensive stock goes up $5.
He'll learn about percentages when he gets to grade 3. Until then I'd say he's doing alright.
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How do you know if the person bought one $12 ... |
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Youre 18? Good I hate my life
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I got used to this early on in life. My dads company paid for me to go to boarding school. There were kids there dropping 10k every weekend doing whatever they wanted.
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If I found 10k it would mean I could put... |
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fucking clicked on my work computer.. god damnit fuck I only saw part of it but I'm pretty sure it's glorious.
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My fault. I do not work, not sure what the rules are but now labeled.
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Eh, I was doing shots with the President of the C... |
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Why aren't millennials buying houses anymore, are they stupid? T^h^e^y'r ^^b^r^o^k^e
Why won't millenials buy diamonds? What happened to the values of good old fashioned values of throwing away money ? Surprise:b^r^o^k^e
Why don't millenials have big weddings? Do they ha... |
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Agreed
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It's a race to the bottom because they all want a bigger share of audience more than they want profit.
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Then they will run ads and we will have tv again. Long $T
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Nah, we will have torrents again. People are turning ... |
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buy some fds based on the GREAT DD here or keep buying nvidia puts like that one guy and get rich. or just re fund your account and REEEEEE with me.
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Haha I actually bought an nvidia FD put...yesterday... at open
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So don’t kill me for thi... |
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HHAHHAHHA
have fun losing your money idiot
1st quarter is going to be amazing this year for AMD
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I guess we'll have to wait and see who gets the last laugh... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You need to put 3 \\'s
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## Speaker_0: ##
This company has 3,000 employees lol
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That can't be right. Are they interns?
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They do have interns. They pay well too. Had two friends who interned last summer doing software engineering making $55/hr
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$55/hr internship? I'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Define nasty bug now before 9:30am
#TIME TO EAT ROCH OR GRASSHOPPER OR BOTH (for brownie points). You're not allowed to season, add ingredients, cook it, etc. It can be dead (alive would be cool)
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Ants, grasshopper, roach.
aka - something not too big / e... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone have any idea why I can’t sleep?
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Green futures and a 150k bet against AMZN will do that to you.
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So fucking retarded, I love it
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He also didn't sell at the bottom yesterday when he was up.
I took a big bet agains... |
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Lmao that Elliot money gone to waste cowboys ain’t making playoffs
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fuck the cowboys go birds
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck the birds go big blue
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tough L lol
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m talking Giants lol. Our starters are dropping like flies thou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this like the new 4chan?
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Has a lot of the same jokes, but is left leaning instead of 4chan being towards the right
Edit: Reddit as a majority is on the left. This sub is not an exception, but it might be closer to the center than other cucked subs. I p... |
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