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Beetween this and Canada's push to legalize, I think its time to seriously start buying in.
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wrong on the USA. medical weed <> decriminalization or legalization for everyone.
lots of states have medical weed. until the .gov removes it from schedule ... |
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Think =/= Will. Most of the growth in the stock market has come off of promises Trump has said that he will do. Like the overhaul of the tax system that hasn’t happened in decades. And it won’t happen especially with how he’s feuding with his own republicans controlled congr... |
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Care to explain what happen bro ?
Edit : Oil ?
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First half of the year was just fucking around with things like CYBR calls, AAPL, SPY options, etc. Didn't do too bad until one bad day on AAPL spooked me. Then August was a single bet on VIX options. I though... |
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Also P/E of 4.1k...lol. can't help but laugh at that.
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Show me something that says their PE is 4,100
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https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/twtr
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So what would be your position on this if you were to have one... |
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unless the 2009 bull is over this is a buy
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I got an email last night that my place in line has been pushed back a year. Fuck that.
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Tesla treating it's customers like an Eastern Bloc supermarket LOL
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Not real communism... |
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Jesus shouldnt this be in the gold thread?
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It'll be in whatever thread I want it to be in.
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3svg5u
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Yung Savage why you trappin so hard?
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$JNUG @21 21 21 21$ by EOY confirmed?
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This pretty much sums up most of the loyal democrats that were forced to vote for Hilary.
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I refused to vote. It my be a mistake in the end but it should teach those stupid fucking Democrats to not blindly follow a machine. Fuck Hillary.
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I ... |
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\>using anime to call others autistic
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It's not Anime, its sword art online.
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>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna.
Sounds pretty fucking autistic bro
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I didn't know ab... |
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As long as energy prices are this low because of excess supply, How is he going to bolster American energy? In my opinion, the easiest way is to reinstate Iranian sanctions and if they threaten with nuclear option then we use the weapons of mass destruction excuse.
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Go play with forex ya fool. 500:1 leverage with some brokers.
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yea but if the underlying only moves 0.1% then who cares. You need options on things that move hundreds of percent in a single day
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Are you retarded? 500:1 leverage means i... |
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Did he actually do this?
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Yes ghostface called him a shithead after he found out shkreli was the buyer of the album. Then shkreli put a hilarious diss video on YouTube and ghostface reciprocated. Look it up both videos are fucking hysterical
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saw this in the cancerous sub that is r/latestagecapitalism
mfw its mixed cabin classes, meaning there's a first class leg in there.
too bad im banned from there so i cant post that.
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Sometimes i think that is a parody sub. There was a guy that got... |
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Beautiful. I’m glad I bought calls today
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This will have no effect of anything other than how much BS training baristas have to go through.
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Have you seen the SBUX lately? It's a public bathroom for homeless folks in the city.
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This is actually sort of concerning.
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For who though? I just read a headline the surfboard may have been an effort to prop the company up. Sales that totaled $300,000. For a $50 billion company.
People are getting desperate and I don't think it's the dud... |
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Take that money to a casino, you might do better considering you don't even have a basic understanding of options trading and will probably get slaughtered on your first trade
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paper trade for a couple weeks then so at leas... |
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Ooooooooooofffffffffff. I’m bad at this lol
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What puts did you sell today?
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I was all in SPY puts lolololol this is hilarious
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You drunk. I envy you.
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I am convinced that the market makers follow my every... |
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You pissed away more money on one stock than some people make in a year.
F.
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Not a loss unless I sell right?
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Not a loss until they expire worthless
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Tax write offs ����
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Sorry if this is stupid but I"m ... |
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Wouldn't surprise me if the grand solution for Fannie/Freddie ends up getting packed into the broader tax reform bill that should be coming down the pipeline later this year. That would actually make a lot of sense.
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Expand?
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^
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Has hands are so fucking strong he probably can't do normal everyday shit, like jerk off, or put mustard on a hotdog...sad end to that story.
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I’m guessing his shares were probably “locked up”. Execs of companies can’t just sell shares like you and me. They ... |
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Still has till sentencing to charter a jet to Albania....
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Is Albania better than prison?
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Yes, but not by enough
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[https://en.wikipedia.... |
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Trump was named under oath as co conspirator to a federal crime...
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Meh, so we go cash and wait for this storm to blow over. Thankfully, if Democrats wind up getting elected they have approximately (literally) zero actual policy suggestions other than:
1) f... |
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Isn't that what you're want to happen?
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Guess he wanted to be called away.
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Basically. I'll just keep selling more
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You sound hard to please.
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I like money
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Is Elon Musk Kanye-Westing?
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https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/992962234102857728
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Wow. If anything, this whole situation makes me believe in the Illuminati and they're just trying to fuck with us at this point.
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What do... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I somehow clawed my way from $109 to $3877 over the past 2 weeks. Thinking of staying the fuck out of the market on Tues, Wed, and Thurs and then following the trend after the the Fed
Gotta protect money in order to be able to risk it/make more.
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Positi... |
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Interesting, so MU at 5 PE is subject to cycles but the other chipmakers at 15 PE are not subject to cycles?
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Lolz? Samsung literally dominates every single market they make a product for. Dont they alone account for like...10% South Korea's entire GDP?
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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Because in the current economy unless you're beating the fuck out of your pre... |
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Go all in at market open?
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*le' sigh*
wsb logic at it's finest.
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It seems to have worked with the last few biotecs falling hard at open, u cud make easy 10-15%
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did not say it was wrong.
said it was wsb logic..... either ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is paying for pussy pretty common now a days?
asking for a friend
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I've done it quite a lot of times, and I highly recommend it.
It's not that I "can't get laid" and bla bla bla. I've had plenty of casual hookups, flings and relationships the normal way.... |
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fuck my life into pieces
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This is my last [earnings] report.
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Diversification? I'm bleeding
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Don't give a fuck if my portfolios recedin'.
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This is my last short
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I never realized I was sprea... |
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What an absolutely disgusting vehicle
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Not the ugliest, I find it nice in its own way, in the 10 year old way,who chooses all the customisations in NFS. Somehow some part of me still finds it nice.
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I kind of like how they look, but they... |
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BAC passed, fuck yeah
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After hours stock hasn’t went up much though :(
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Ya, but I dont think the banks plan has been made public, for buybacks and dividend. Correct me if I am wrong.
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Dividend from .12 to .15 and 20.6 bill... |
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nOw ThaT AlL mY EcONOmiC pOlICiEs ArE iN eFfEcT, tImE tO bLaMe DeMoCrAts WhEn ThEy DoN’t WoRK!
~ Sane, Stable Genius
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Dude, we're in the longest bull market in history with rising interest rates and a still growing GDP...
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Dude, GDP is junk... |
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FEEL THE MARKET
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Numbers are for faggots, the only things that matter are my feels.
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B...but...muh snarky regressive slogans https://m.imgur.com/gallery/DuaehfE
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Women on the right is so happy she's smiling twice
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I lost over $100K: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5hv2tv/ophthotech_announces_results_from_pivotal_phase_3/db3lje6/
I'm basically rainman, but actually ret@rd3d
edit: so I checked my finances, still got ~$19.7k in my taxable, $6.4k in my roth IRA. my r... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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Are we talking about Musk or OP?
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Yes
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harder daddy
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You like those upvotes you dirty dirty karmawhore
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NO! It's forever "EN-VID-EYA"
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Nah. More like “IN-VID-EYA
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I'll help you out: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N.
N, as in EN. Not IN.
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No
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Yes...its 'EN'....N-VID-EE-YA
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There's another *loophole* you can take advantage of, if you're desperate. This one hangs from the ceiling fan though.
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Instructions unclear. Dick caught in the ceiling fan.
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Lop off the tip and you'll still have 2 inches left to work with ... |
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Just by that picture I now know why they were bitching about having to work their ass off.
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she's literally working for money in that picture. are you just trying to strawman or what?
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Holding and loading up http://i.imgur.com/TLXkeGz.png
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what is it like to have money?
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Honestly, it's the same as when I was broke, just with a different set of problems.
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Interesting. I might need you to give me some so... |
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Wait until you shit your brains out and you think you have ebola.
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wtf
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Truth.
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there's something wrong with american taco bell.
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Sometimes I order a burrito and throw it into the toilet wrapped bec... |
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your first trade is half your account on some post news puts?
good fucking luck.
do u even know ANYTHING about the company?
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I am smart enough to know I know nothing.
I have had the ability to trade options like 3 months now but I have been to afraid ... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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Lol this fucking username is outrageous.
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Why
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Coke rock on a clit. Cocaine rock
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NK: We blew up our test site and dismantled it.
Trump: kthxbye
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So what. Pakistan only tested their weapons once. Israel never tested. You at most need a single test to validate a design.
The goal has always been denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. ... |
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AMZN will shit the bed. Your calls AND your puts will all expire worthless.
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bezos has turds more intelligent than most of the people on this sub.
the only viable scenario for amazon to go down is because of its current ridiculous p/e. otherwise its going ... |
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Boo hoo, looks like earnings beat. Based on how I set it up, I will hopefully walk away with a minimal loss or maybe even break even, if I can exit the short leg at market open tomorrow at a decent price and the stock keeps rising, I'll make a small profit.... This right her... |
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why?
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Got some good DD... Check back tomorrow and see my gains.
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why not just share the DD?
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Why not do the work yourself?
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He says he has some good DD. I'm not gonna get any good information in the next... |
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I hate this guy. Such a i-know-all type
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I’ll one up you. Go to the replies on his tweets. Those guys are even worse. A bunch of Taleb wannabes and dick-riders
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Why does every post get gilded nowadays
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It's cheaper now.
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I sold my 211 puts too early (right at power hour). Was not expecting it to break 209 today. Missed out on an extra 2 grand :(
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Always hold your faggots delight
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Bought some faggots delights when you posted this week. Thanks bro
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We just broke 200 day moving average
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If it closes under we’ll probably see the end of the bull market
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I think it is done already, we are just having a tough time accepting it
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Are we talking about the stock market or my fa... |
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So the logic was, "You just lost 195k of my money. And you need 45k more? Alright sounds fine to me."
Some fucking people man.
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“Too fine tune and adjust the algorithm, and to potentially get your 195k back”
Desperation makes you do crazy shit.
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Lol this whole thing reminds me of the great bodybuilding forum wars regarding the number of days in a week.
Edit: For the uninitiated: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&pagenumber=1
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday... |
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Just the usual. You'll recall that my goal is $20k/month. I finished last month +$74,000, so I'm doing fine.
Made a shit load on Wednesday, lost a boatload on Thursday, closed some stuff out today and tried to prepare for next week.
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Amazing stuff man congr... |
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Nobody ever told him about diversifying his portfolio huh?
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He should've browsed /r/cuckvesting
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r/subsyoufellfor
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No. You know what? STOP. Every fucking time someone uses a subreddit as what is essentially a hastag, so... |
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Finally someone who knows what to do. Thank you for not using options. You'll get some actual profit now!.
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he has real money if he can afford wsj
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They had a 3 months for 1$ offer recently (maybe still have it).
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yeah and i... |
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why the fuck isnt nok on this list
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Oh wow you're holding a blue chip over the weekend.
So brave.
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WSB: Where NOK is blue chip
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NOK is most def a blue chip. A boring telecom blue chip.
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NOK failed and... |
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Nah amzn is murdering Walmart. Walk into ur nearest Walmart it looks like a inbred feeding ground.
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Those inbreds have government money to spend
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Yep the poors got to eat too. AMZN does not take EBT and cant cash your beni checks.
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What’s on your schedule for 8:30pm est
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I usually leave work around then
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Damn my McDonald’s shift manager never held me that long, you need to NEGOTIATE, my dude ��
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I’m in car sales. I don’t get paid hourly I come ... |
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Get your $AMC calls before it's too late!
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ok, im in for 20c.
Can we cuddle later?
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We'll be doing more than just cuddling ;)
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wait, what date should I be aiming for? Short or long? Both?
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9/21 $20... |
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Didn't they just buy $613m worth of shares?
Bunch of shady motherfuckers
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Downgraded so they can buy more on the cheap and lower their cost basis.
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So they can cover their short positions without a loss more like it.
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I hate them cause I ain't them
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Me too buddy. Who would have thought that you could have gotten in at $22 and made money still?
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Lmao i thought 17 would be todays 38...
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My too good to be true meter was going off at 12
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Tesla tried to sell me a roof for $80K... *80K*. Screw that just called up pedro and did the whole thing for 8. If all your fancy technology can't keep up with Pedro I think the question is less about customer feedback and more about customer acquisition.
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Is that a prime deal?
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Do no rush shipping. You get a $5 prime pantry credit so you can get some tendies while you wait for the sweet embrace of rope.
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Might need it overnighted tho
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Yeah if I wait too long I might convince... |
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Oh yeah like NYC wasn’t a fucking shit hole with the worst people before AMZN
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Former New Yorker and banker turned tech bro here. Working with bankers is wayyy more fun. Most tech bros lack the street smarts bankers have that gives bankers credibility for th... |
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Heavily manipulated. It will find its place. They crushed earnings.
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The question is when??
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Does not matter. It’s a long term hold. See similar company RNG chart.
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Dude PE and valuation is in the stratosphere 7700+ o... |
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Buffett: *whispers* I'm still invested in Sirius XM Radio
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I don't understand how Sirius is such a shit company. They still have their radios in almost every new car that gets sold in the US, if they made an effort to make their service worth two shits it wo... |
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This can only end well.
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Yeah this doesn't make sense. Assuming you've made a zero cost collar you only earn if shares rise. You wouldn't make money from your long put which limits downside and you limit upside with your short cal... |
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Commissions
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True, i guess taxes too. I guess there no way to pay lower rate if I'm buy and selling same day?
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some people on this thread don't pay commission.
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How do I pull that off?
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call your broker and... |
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Don't you guys ever bother learning anything before trading options?
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I mean I know what everything does, figure I just gotta get my dick wet and lose some money
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How does "knowing what everything does" lead to longing a call and a put when ... |
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"An Ally account will give you 0.5% guaranteed. This book is useless." - /r/personalfinance
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"You'd better be using public wifi to type this comment." - /r/personalfinance
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Just be born rich - /r/pfjerk
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Banking on your fathers demise? We got ourselves an admin!
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i didnt even know you can purchase puts on people
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Literally that’s what insurance is
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wouldnt insurance be calls on ppl?
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Life insurance is a sho... |
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Fuck it I'm holding, gonna laugh at all of you from my moon yacht when this bitch hits $0.80
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Im still holding as well, tbh the dip doesnt even matter to me since I'm gambling the phase 3 results. At the end of the day good results = yacht
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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A bankruptcy judge and the judge doling out child ... |
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Wow. I've never seen a trade this stupid before.
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??? You obviously don't belong in this sub then. Regardless, I'm up $50. Enough for movie and fast food. I call that a fucking win.
Edit: Go back to personal finance.
Edit 2: REEEEEEEEEE
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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How are they going to make money at all?
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They briefly and quietly introduced the option to bu... |
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Start praying boys, there is a trump rally tonight. He is gonna be off his rocker, might say something extra crazy and tank the market.
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I had some calls that closed the day at 200%. I fucking hate myself right now.
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I dont see this new... |
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Count to ten at 9:35 AM tomorrow. In those ten seconds, Jeff Bezos, the owner and founder of Amazon, just lost more money than the median employee of Amazon makes in an entire year. An entire year.
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I know he always ends up breaking even! Which is why this... |
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“My wife’s son wears socks, buy cotton.”
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If you had bought a condom, you would have more money now.
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Instead of socks? You wear condoms on your feet?
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Instead of stocks
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Short Trojan?
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You ... |
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You forgot the adderall
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Adderall? These days Modafinil is what all the cool kids in the office are using.
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Modafinil is next level. I'm just a normal accounting pleeb, can't afford those wallstreet uppers
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Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit
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There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future... |
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I got 40% of my portfolio in on them as of 2 days ago, love it
EDIT: RIP INBOX RIP TODAYS NET
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And you're going to hold all of it through earnings after a day like today?
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Do you not realize the level of earnings $AMZN is about to post, aft... |
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Alright I've never invested before but spotify is pretty innovative. How do I do this.
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Either you're trolling, or you're not really jewish.
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E-trade got it
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Click on transfer money
In the "from" section, select "In... |
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How do we make money?
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Buy puts
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I will find you if this doesn't work
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If you had bought at open you would have made some money already! Good luck
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All my money is gone now, how do I submit a claim to... |
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so. can still short DB to the ground? they gonna get saved? they have to be....
im not entering today. i wanted to this morning when it was up a few cents. im dumb for not. oh well. maybe next rally day.
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Find another bank stock that hasnt already been ham... |
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Why is there an attack on Tesla like this? Seems odd. Do the other car makers feel threatened so they send out negative propaganda?
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Other car makers make money and are laughing at Tesla...Tesla is a meme stock that moves based on Elon's tweets. Once Hond... |
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Here we go. Trading or investing since I was 9 and I am now 40.
In 2000 I was up almost a million. I was buying everything and was spread out between 20-30 stock. Unfortunately about 80% of them were tech ( I still smack myself ). I went from 15K to about a million and the... |
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Politics aside, this is a terrible idea and will end very poorly for the US.
Edit: Their source is Axios lmao
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It's up to Congress, not the President
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Congress is spineless though
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Yeah, but in this case it means passing l... |
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Up 6% on no news, just a day in the RAD life
Edit: 8%
Edit: sheeeet
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That or insider trading
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Plz be insider trading...up nearly 7% now
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Holy fuck I shouldn't have sold at 3.14 meme price
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It will pr... |
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So you're getting this wrong here. The 17 on snap was the ipo pricing. Any movement after that was purely secondary market. You have to respond to contingent offers to purchase and affirm your purchase which happens before the stock is publically available. Requirements f... |
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He went to jail on purpose so he wont have to face his viewers who bought Regn based on his reccomendation.
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Ahahahahaha did he really recommend REGN
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YES, I was waiting for his next video to tell me what to do with my REGN stocks, fuck
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typical commie bullshit right here
>i hate dwumph but [insert 1 of 100’s of his accomplishments since taking office]
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i’m sorry you think that’s important on an internet forum
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Note to self, don't let the bank know I have any family.
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Just make sure your retard positions close when your heart stops some how.
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There's probably some way to code a fancy dead man's switch where it closes everything if you don't che... |
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Wait...wait wait wait wait.../r/bluemidterm2018 is grounds for banning in LSC??
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Late stage is exclusively for complaining about the system. Anyone who is actually trying to do something is banned.
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The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is ... |
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can't even sell. Thanks RH for fucking me again
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Still new at this, what the fuck is up with Robinhood? Using TD Ameritrade here and want free tradez, but Robinhood keeps getting shit on.
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Keep your TDA account, go try out Robinhood. Lov... |
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I’m sure someone can write code that would be able to buy every combo online if your state allows you to buy online
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600m requests / 48 hours until drawing = 145 requests per second. Doable, assuming you don't get blacklisted for spam.
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Got... |
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Where's the god damn announcement BAC.
Come on bitch
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Do they normally announce buybacks and divs this soon?
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C, JPM and WFC just did.
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Bro dumb question but do options chains reflect after hour prices. Since BAC went... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sounds like a coordinated missile attack. I wouldn't worry about the markets being down just yet since he's actually doing something well thought out for a change. I was worried about him firing someone. This, the market can handle by Monday's close if not at the open.
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But muh 1% CD from Wells Fargo
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It really depends on what they want. If they need money that they can access whenever stocks aren't the right answer. It is crazy that they downvoted you for just that though.
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Those people are ridiculous. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I guess he won but if it was not rigged he would have won more?
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If it was not rigged he would have lost. But since it is rigged and he is getting in trouble he will claim 65 things to try side track is off him being a bad boh. The very baddest. He going to ... |
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Run while you can
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Can you elaborate?
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fucking sell dickhead. one piece of bad nmews andd its sell session 2016
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No, LOL! He's just joshin ya dude. He got you good! HAHA!
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If you read her bio, he's obvi pushing her buttons. If the first word in your bio is "liberal", you're already retarded.
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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