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How the fuck am I losing money with people this stupid in the market.
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Because he goes long on ETFs and you spam faggies
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Get FB calls at 250 with an expiration date of tmrw, it's gonna soar tonight
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i really hope not. i ... |
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>somehow get the direction of the swing right
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FUCK! Is that what I've been forgetting to do?
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I guess the difference for me is instead of a trend change I'm meaning more the first half an hour of the morning
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yeah bu... |
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Is there a reason for this (other than RH noobs panic selling?)
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Yes. Bond rates (check the 10 year) are higher than they've been in a long time and keep pushing higher. I don't think stocks will recover until rates ease
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What controls the ... |
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I'll happily miss out on 3%-6% to save on a 20% pullback. Shanghai is down 3% right now and Hang Seng is down 2%. The Qs, S&P & Dow futures are down ~1%
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Yeah, sure keep telling yourself t... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Elon? More like Enron.
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Not really.
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Less shell games, same old financial problems. Tesla CFO leaves after year and a half "to pursue interests in public sector"? Right before Model 3 production is ready to gear up? Business model that ... |
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NVIDIA just anounced their GTX 1060 for an MSRP of $249 with the same performance as a 980 with twice the energy efficiency.
Given that NVIDIA is a more reputable brand and their cards usually "just work" it seems they have undercut AMD and their 480. There is no reason to... |
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Call butterflies centered at 300 or just in/out debit spreads
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Who told you how to maximize profit and limit risk? Butterflies are way to advanced for the people in this sub.
**By the way, do you want to start your own country on Mars? For Tax Purposes.... |
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Literally everyone is going to be profit taking today. Prepare your anus.
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Sell �� In �� May �� Or �� Go �� Away
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'sell in may AND go away' numb nuts
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Why would you sell long term positions only for the month of may then ... |
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The only thing he makes a compelling case for is raising the voting age to 21.
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Late term abortion by a third party
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Someone tried that already.
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Wasn't he not at school that day?
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Even if he was he would ... |
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I thought gold is supposed to go up if interest rates go up? What was the catalyst?
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No, USD goes up, gold goes down if interest rates rise.
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any ideas on why this is? interest rates on waht? everything? credit cards? mortgages?
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Knock knock open up those file drawers,
With the shoff shoff, wind-breaker's on all the floors,
SEC's gone give it to ya
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Who's there? :)
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Bad bot
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I am sorry :( I tried to be good
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Bad bot
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Hopefully you've only been trading for the last couple weeks because 'short TSLA, every time' has historically shit on people lol.
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>Short TSLA, every time
XIV never fails!
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too soon man, too soon.
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I gave up trading ... |
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BOOYAH
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> When I watch Mad Money I feel like one of the smartest people on the fucking planet,
This too is what classifies you on the spectrum of autism: you can't tell the difference between a self made great man and another retarded autist who can't se... |
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Playing options on banks hahaha.
Fucking idiots.
Own shares you clown. There's a thing called dividend. Earn some.
It's the banks. They have their certain times of volatility and then back to normal...good luck predictin the patterns with options..just buy and hold shares... |
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He must of already made good money to gamble $10k on options
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"electronics engineer in Netherlands"
It's around 100k a year if you work in a good tech company
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Although half of that is already gone to taxes..
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Wow... I didn... |
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It's because it's free, to answer your question. To add something else, though: shut the fuck up!
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Don't you dare say fuck to me you lickspittle snollygaster
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oh you are going to get it. troll fight!
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I'm not trolling... |
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They were good.
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Those look like quality tendies. Where from?
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Breadcrumb Cafe in Huntington Beach.
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We got raised canes or whatever the fuck it is in Lakewood now. It’s so fucking terrible.
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Raisi... |
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I bought gun stocks. AOBC is trying so hard to convince everyone they're not just Smith & Wesson but nobody believes that shit and they're currently near a 52 week low. It'll probably backfire but they'll have to pry my bags from my cold dead bag-crushed hands.
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fucking normies from /r/all forgot this is actually a trading sub, smh
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I love this sub and I don't want to see it ruined by dumbasses that think it's funny to harass other subs and post about it here.
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Late stage capitalism was never funny ... |
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Big if true
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Of course it's true. Google's algorithm purposefully censors controversial topics to put up results trying to counter your search.
If you google/bing something relating to climate change or wikileaks, top results on google usually are snope... |
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Why would it be illegal? Unless you can prove they are intentionally putting out incorrect information, nothing they are doing is illegal.
They are in a fortunate place where anything they say will change the price of the stock. However, they don't have insider information(... |
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Meanwhile China devalues 10%. Evens out. �� �� ��
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Um no. This would kill the China.
I mean it's not like the SSE Composite has been sliding 20-25% with only $50B in tariffs or anything while the US market is flat or slightly rising.
I could go on and o... |
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This is what happens when you give Raytheon multi-billions in US taxpayer money on no-compete federal contracts.
They hire art majors for diversity statistics.
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You would produce art like this too, *bing* if you were forced to carry around and listen to th... |
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Can someone explain how this works, I was getting confused looking into put and stop orders. I'm very new to this and just usually invest into mutual funds and leave a lil in my bank from my job.
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a put is an option (contract) that lets you sell stock at a ... |
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Oil futures seem fine. His words don't move the markets like they used to.
Nobody that matters cares anymore.
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ikr, oil prices got lower in Obama's term as well. Trump doesn't do shit to Oil prices.
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The reason for low oil prices during O... |
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This company deserves to burn in hell
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chill out bernie sanders
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Can't take a joke faggot?
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how did u know i was a faggot :(
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prob cuz u smell like dick cheese and regret
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What do I do I'm so fucked.
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...Make better decisions with your money?
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What in the fuck does that mean?
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Don't buy into penny stocks that have risen 1,200% in the last 30 days without a *really, really* good reason?
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No one talks about the sweedish shipping stock anymore. Why?
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SHIP? Because it's trending to $0. They did some kinda of shady ass move where they split their stocks or something I don't really remember exactly what they did, but they fucked up basically.... |
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I believe left won't vote Le Pen on 2nd round so she's done goofed.
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Your assumption is likely a mistake.
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Yeah, she has no chance in the second round
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Uh huh, because Muslims will suddenly stop raping and killing.
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How short are you, OP?
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I don't have a position on Tesla.
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What's that they say about chefs? "Never trust a skinny chef?"
I propose "Never trust a sideliner."
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I'd add an asterisk here: Tesla is too damn expensive to short ... |
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Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
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It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
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Yes, but you can also go to 3d and IMAX with A List
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People still watch 3d?
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Fuck, I fucking knew it was coming.
Only a matter of time.
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Everyone needs to go straight cash open tomorrow or were more fucked than a fag on an average Tuesday
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I cashed my calls out at 130% today. Because Robinhood’s gay rules make me... |
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!remindme June 8 Rite Aid Suicide
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It kinda worries me no professional firm seems to be betting on this
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oh yeah that scares the shit out of me, and is the sole reason I'm only betting a tiny amount on it
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You mean other ... |
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Sto*k :(
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I'm giving you flair just because.
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can I have a flair too? something like is awesome at stocks or had sex with NickAMD's mom. k thnx
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I think I read somewhere that only like 1 in 3,000 will ever have a flair? ... |
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did you just call islam a race LOL
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if u hate on islam, people will call u racist so u might as well consider it a race now :)
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Short the Arabs, the Persians will survive. Scratch that, short it all. Isreal has 200 confirmed nukes from Col... |
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Ashes to ashes, DUST to DUST.
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Definitely not feeling that right now!!!!!! Down almost 20% today. Not trying to time the bounce back
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But the bounce back is tomorrow morning boi!
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Oh!!!
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But probabl... |
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Buy quality stocks like this and you never have to worry about taking a huge HMNY shit. just buy and hold and keep buying.
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You also never have to worry about getting your yacht serviced cuz you'll never have one.
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I mean I plan on taking at least 100$ a month from this company for my 10$ subscription fee. If uber wants my data I'd probably sell it to them for a free ride a month...
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I highly doubt you'll be seeing 100 movies a year unless you have no friends or so... |
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Is this sub only for memes or is there an actual guide for into stocks. Mostly just wanna learn what words mean, bc I already understand stocks are based around market and there isnt really a safe bet (besides vangaurds I guess?).
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Investopedia is your fr... |
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2008 was caused by a housing bubble popping. That has nothing to do with lines on a chart.
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Tech is in a bubble waiting to get popped
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What about the student loan bubble?
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Student loans don't go away until you die. There... |
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Listen, DON'T DO ANY FUTURES TRADING UNTIL YOU SEE THE DOW DROP 400+ POINTS, then buy in a few /MES contracts.. I trade /MNQ and it's fun as ever.
But for right now, wait for any pullback.. But i Mean a lot of pullback before you go in.
If you are too impatient to wait for... |
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hold arry since i'm down since I got in at 3.89 on Friday and didn't sell! 2 da mooon!!!
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LOL welcome, bagholder
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thx man it feels bad but eventually it'll feel good?? i hope that's how it works right i'm new here.
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Th... |
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Vail Resorts (MTN) is a good play
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I mean, fuck vail, but yeah. Probably a solid play. Aspen KSL making moves will make vail's 5 year interesting.
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Why fuck vail? I was there this year and had an awesome time with incredible powder.
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lol 3% swing in one day with a 1m account? You're pretty ballsy.
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Pretty sure all the options are going to come back to bite me. Hoping tech holds up another 5-6 months.
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What's your investing/trading goal? At 1m, even with fairly conservati... |
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Naivety to the point of cringe, wrapped in smug self-righteousness and a core of bitter resentment.
I think the growing wealth inequality is a valid issue but that sub only adds retardation to the conversation.
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True. But they suggest the rich just pass the... |
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Does that UI not give you cost basis? I came here expecting to make fun of you for buying a top, but I have no idea what you paid for these positions.
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Well... You can still make fun of me I guess... I opened at $23. 90, hoping it'll get to $30, which is wha... |
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What was the ducking bottom? Negative?
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My question as well. Ducking negative, OP?
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Apparently -500 was the bottom. Just RH being RH
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Huh, I have yet to experience these weird glitches others have had. Whatever ha, get back... |
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Nah, he just needs attention.
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Like Kim Dotcom lol.
How anyone takes these man-children seriously is beyond me.
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Albanian mafioso Shkreli is a hero to this sub, what are you talking about. WSB doesn't care about morals and poor people
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This may be my favorite stock in my portfolio right now.
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Pathetic
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misguided
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C'mon, his 'favourite' is up 2%, big whoop. $NOK is about the steadiest stock I hold.
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So why can't a steady stock be some... |
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That's the "day" total
Probably yesterdays closing mark was fuckey
as you can see, the "total" is $370, up $70 from the purchase price.
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sell that shit
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YOU MADE MONEY AND YOU H... |
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Never heard of mark, nice Chinese p&d on nasdaqcm. I can't think of a better play. GJ OP.
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Sarcasm or forreal? Cause I'm dead convinced this company is worth $22 per share when calculating their npv
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I fully [trust](http://highstakesb... |
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so. can still short DB to the ground? they gonna get saved? they have to be....
im not entering today. i wanted to this morning when it was up a few cents. im dumb for not. oh well. maybe next rally day.
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Find another bank stock that hasnt already been ham... |
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auditor here. in my last audit i saw a guy put a car in the mobile technology account group.
his logic was that the boss said it was mobile... which i couldnt argue with. i had to explain to him that the account is likely for cell phone related expenses.
i will look for ya... |
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I noticed you are using IEX Cloud. Don't want to be a downer but unless you have a commercial license to their data, I am guessing there would frown upon redistributing their data, even if you are not profiting off of it. Sames goes for whoever is providing the options data.... |
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My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
Snapchat opens to the chat briefly befo... |
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So we would have to trust someone, from here, with our money?
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Actually, if we could ensure whoever had access to the actual account didnt just take the money and run I would buy in depending on the minimum. Seems like it would be a ton of work though.
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congrats mate, 5k closer to your first mill
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Setting my sights on 100k first haha but I'll get there!
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Dude you so will! This was me in January, at 96 now, you got this! Nice day!
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I have 18k right now and I would dream to g... |
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This is why.
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https://www.worldfinance.com/banking/institutional-investors-sue-16-banks-in-us-over-currency-manipulation
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Also do yourself a favor and realize that locking up (day trading forex LOL no) for big gains takes months.
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Statistically speaking new forex tr... |
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it's pretty sad the only president to want to clean up this mess gets shit on by half the autists here, even though SPY is up like 21% since Nov 8th
edit: apparently wsb is full of dickless cucks. i was only joking when i called you faggots. turns out you're actual retar... |
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I'm a non American, is this real?
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The USA has some of the best healthcare funding around. You’ll here differently from people on reddit but that’s just a dead giveaway that they’re retarded and don’t understand shit.
Yeah regulations make our healthcare wa... |
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IV crush
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Assuming I can read anything that isn’t coloured red
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^You ^just ^got ^spooked
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Nice flare
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Thanks it's the second line on my resume after professional daytrader
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Good man. I'd hire you, spend 5 year... |
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This chart looks like aids in my eyes. wtf did you risk/bet/win? Christ get a real fucking sports book to place prop bets.
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It’s predictit, it’s actually prty fun, you can bet on all things politics. It even has a good comment section so you can shit talk p... |
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People are freaking about 1080p. We should be at a 4k standard by now. Ryzen beats Intel here. Enthusiast gamers are not at 1080p. Entry level can afford a 4k monitor if they go AMD. 15 bucks again by Fri.
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4k is not standard. 1080p has just come into the ra... |
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hahaha, can I say it? can I?
PRICED IN!!!
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it has been a beast this past year though
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It doesn't matter. All good news are PRICED IN. except for Netflix.
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And AMZN
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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What's all this hate on EA about? Sorry for being slow.
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They’re making people pay to play their games
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Sounds fair, no?
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In game micro transactions
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Micro agressions
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First thing I thought when I saw that this morning too. I may be going to hell, but my 1k shares of SWHC are going straight to the moon.
Edit: [For those non WSB regulars truly offended by my sarcasm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-LCdcdShdY)
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How is th... |
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[FUCK](https://imgur.com/a/o4cAP)
[MY](https://imgur.com/a/zZ2IP)
[ASS](https://imgur.com/a/YMn2F)
This is why I hate WSB
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That's what your retarded ass gets for using a market sell.
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sells. Those are 3 separate dumb market *sells*
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Damn this dude is gonna get rekt. There's like a 99% senate is going red (aggregated polling)
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15% chance
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https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2018/senate/2018_elections_senate_map.html
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Yes, those are polls... a... |
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So, I'm the rare person who doesn't have a phone supported by Robinhood, so I've been sitting here twiddling my thumbs waiting to be accepted into Robinhood Web.
Besides the "some of you guys are alright" part of the joke(?), is there something I should be aware of if I we... |
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Stonk market didn't rally when the summit was announced, stonk market tanks when summit is called off ������
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The summit wasn’t an accomplishment; the last 2 presidents were offered one and declined.
So now our prez just looks like a bozo
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Close while youre ahead, trust me. I've fucked myself out of literally 10s of thousands by being a greedy fuckboi.
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100k or bust.
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I'd be impressed if you turned 7k into 100k this year. Goldman Sachs might do a direct hire ��
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Oh god. Did you kill yourself yet?
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meh not yet, prolly just gonna try to salvage what i can and get back into it.
i *was* trying to save for a round the world trip ticket, but i guess i'm lucky to still have a job
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Betting $250k, shit posting on reddit with 4% battery life, teach me how to not give a fuck OP.
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First quit your job with no backup plan, make a years salary in 3 months doing nothing but going to yoga and checking your phone, then pretend like you never mad... |
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Absolutely amazing, quick question, how long did this all take? From $0-2.5 mil? And congrats dude, you’ll be yachting soon.
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started with $200k what will be 3 years ago this fall
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Damn, that’s insane. Did you get the $200k from saving fr... |
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There is nothing funnier than a bunch of idiots who pride themselves in knowing something special, but are oblivious to how stupid they really are.
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I have a class this semester called contemporary social problems and it's taught by an insane Marxist anarchi... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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That's actually because the Republicans forced it to pre-fund its entire future pension obligations. Without that, it would have turned a $200 million profit in 2016.
http://thehill.com/pol... |
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Here's your sign.
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Investing is what I'm meant to do. Fuck working for someone else- I never have.
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And there's the first tell. Investing is a patient, gradual, long-term process.
You're out of your element Donny.
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I am ... |
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Now where's the other guy, come out pussy
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Haha he never posted proof, he was just being autistic.
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His 20k is in OP's pocket
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I wonder if all of r/wsb combined would make profit or loss��
Ok who am I kidding this sub is a ... |
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\>what can I expect my monthly returns will be on average
on average -$25k but that's only using one month of data
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Even if he did ok it would be like a few hundred bucks a month to live off of...
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You just aren’t aggressive enough
YOLO... |
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Elon musk took down the fucking military industrial complex backed rocket industry.
Keep shitposting from your bedrooms. Never bet against our South African god.
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SpaceX is subsidized by NASA and doesn't make any money.
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Oh? What was NASA... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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8/24 $12 puts
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why would you ever buy 12 puts wat
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Because ER was gonna send it to 10, then prince fuck hole dropped news that he's autistic
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8/24 expiration you still have time lad
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I hope so. My bet is... |
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I don’t understand but I ended up red yesterday trying to buy puts on AMD
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Well good news for you today from the current looks of it. I’m getting absolutely fucked.
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You bought calls yesterday when it hit 27 or something?
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Who else is buying puts?
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Just picked up some 8/17 puts.
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Strike price?
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$10. I'm not looking to hold, just hoping to flip them to someone else after a little profit.
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Just picket up some watt pu... |
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Congrats dude. You should simply write OTM options for income.
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I dunno, a bunch of this came from buying slightly OTM calls.
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Bet bitches gonna be hittin ur inbox lol
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I used to drive a Maserati. Dudes loved it. Girls did... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Maybe don't do that tomorrow if you like money.
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Fuck it bro
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You understand that it is very, very, very likely that tech finishes red tomorrow right?
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As long as I can get 7% out of it at sometime tomorrow I'm not too wo... |
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Ya fuck working! Keep going all in on calls! Keep sending updates
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Lmao this guy wants him to all calls and lose it all
Meanwhile the OP might actually cause he thinks he has fans
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Might?
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Don't be dumb, bro. You won the g... |
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we need to convince trump to abolish day trader rules.
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I wouldn’t have been stuck holding these hedge puts if I could have dumped them yesterday.
What’s even the point?
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exactly. if i have 23k, i'm an idiot who needs a helmet and a harn... |
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I was literally falling asleep and then the next thing I hear is an extremely pissed off Elon screaming "NEXXXXTTT" ROFL
edit: After hanging up on the 2 investment bankers right away he lets the youtube guy ask **9** questions in a row. This is max autism - stock tanked rig... |
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this is going to end very badly for you
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Why do you say that?
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Nailed it. Nice!
## Walls1337bot: ##
>this is going to end very badly for you
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Why do you say that?
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He edited what he said before, which... |
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On his way to being the richest man in the world.
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How much of Amazon does he own?
Edit: found it- almost 17%.
85 billion today- second wealthiest person on the Forbes list that I saw. Wow.
Almost half as rich as Putin. Damn.
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how... |
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Please tell me you sold, you shouldnt be holding this through earnings
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Why not
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You doubled your initial investment on FOMO and hype, if TSLA doesn’t report the best Quarter they’ve ever had, you will die to IV crush or a possible drop/side... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
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But what happened tho
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Bitconnect was an obvious pyramid scheme (like *literally*) and you'd have to be actually retarded to invest in it. It's lost 95% of its value the past couple days.
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>Bitconnect was an obvious pyramid scheme (like l... |
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