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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
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You can give me gold if you want
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Gilded - got a big raise today and ntdoy is taking me to the moon, now GFY.
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks big dog. Ill pay it forward to the next retard
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Bought in on NFLX, am retarded
## Speaker_0: ##
Nice ... |
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I own Ford, won't the Euro-Car tariff help me?
## Speaker_1: ##
Not if their materials cost 25% more. Also I don’t know how cars are made.
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Mostly plastic and Aluminum nowadays
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Ah well at least that was spared.... |
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> $60k in AMD 14 calls
I bet you can feel the gravity of your own balls.
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Considering they expire July, it's relatively a safe play
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you can't trade monopoly money, and ... |
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because it does this every other day
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But why??? Every sign points up right now and the S&P news is huge.... What drives people to sell off at times like these.....Reeeeeeee
## Speaker_2: ##
The S&P is down about 0.54% today. That's a pretty bad ... |
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TrendTrader007 sounds like a pessimistic democrat. Im surprised he even owns stocks and not a full blown communist by now. You can tell he is a democrat by the way he tries to control you because you made him feel bad. But dont worry democrats have a way to make sure you kno... |
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Fuck logic and my puts
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I actually do not understand why TSLA is up so much.. can someone explain?
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Model 3 hit positive gross margin. Profitability is pretty clearly in sight at this point. When you factor production ramp with the fact tha... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy fuck. I went from +4.5% today to -10% lmao. I was finally green on the 'all' tab for the first time ever in 2 years. Nigga just can't get a break.
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I was expecting like -4 maybe -6 at the worst. Shit just collapsed. Fuc... |
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Your post has been automatically removed, please find the daily gold thread. Attempting to repost with 4ltert3d titles will increase the size of my hard on, fucking faggot. You will be deported back to the cesspool of poverty you came from.
*I am a bot, and this action was ... |
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Nothing is going to happen with North Korea. Nothing ever does.
All in XIV.
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I hope you're right but at the same time I hope you're very wrong.
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I hope u r wrong. Show play?
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U r a colleg... |
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She was trying to fly first class. Those tickets are exponentially higher than coach
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Unlimited woodfords though. Also physical separation from the unwashed masses which is always worth it.
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I never understand why they seat them first thoug... |
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> Disclaimer: You may lose some or all of your money buying aapl stock.
The fuck mate?
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It could happen bro.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you lose all your money on aapl, like it hits zero, money will be the least of your concern. I'll be looking over my sho... |
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How do you want it labeled??
They are just reporting it not doing it.
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From my understanding most of snapchats featured spots are popular locations and attractions that people may be interested to going to.
It's comedic this got caught in the software fil... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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great work at buying high you cumlord
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ya but this is low if it goes to 50 tomorrow
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That's the spirit. Keep that hope alive.
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But if you don’t YOLO 100% of your HSA, roth, 401k, and savings ... |
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I've always had respect for Elon, but this was just plain retarded. I think he's losing it.
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100+ hour work weeks can do that to a man
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That’s probably true. I feel like he is obsessed. Dude needs to take a vacation and get his head straigh... |
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I wear Adidas.
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I wear Puma. Imma �� you with my ��
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Gotta go old school with the fila...is that brand still a thing?
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Damn I feel so old. I still rock a fila sweater.
## Walls1337bot: ##
fila is trendy again
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congrats on your gains but damn boy, you bought puts on QQQ? At least your calls on it cancelled out the put and some.
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It looks like a strangle, betting on volatility. As long as there's significant enough movement towards one leg you'll make money regardle... |
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SQ has 129 straight green days, hitting new ATH constantly, and this faggot has the nerve to complain that's it's down 2 hours before market open.
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Almost 5% now faggot
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I hope it goes lower just because you are such a whiny little bitch
#... |
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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Really though? How did your SHOP play work out?
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My SHOP play? I dont remember mentioning anything outside of SQ and MU. Never touched it.
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Oh sorry I meant SQ
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Up 21k... |
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/u/TheRealAntacular demodded from /r/investing, and modded in /r/wallstreetbets. This place is hilarious. ��
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wallstreetbets mods are in the pocket of Big Rope
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Who the fuck uses rope anymore? This is America, no need to go out like a bitch ... |
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I don't know how you fucks do it.
I've only made money with options that are itm expiring at least a month a way
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I go with out of the money options that expire over a year away.
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I go with deep OTM that expire tomorrow
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Se... |
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It's going to blow up housing prices for a long while. More people can get loans, meaning more buyers. But this isn't really new, what Carrington is doing. RMBS never really went away. They just stopped making movies about it.
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RIP anyone planning to buy a h... |
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Alright you fucks. Buy low and shut the fuck up and wait for a Democrat to go into office. Yes that means hold for 2 years. Its common knowledge the economy does better under democratic leadership, so measure on that and Quit complaining sheesh
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Totally wron... |
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Yeah, record profits from parks
Record profits from movies
Record profits from ABC and Disney channel
ESPN is okay
<<STOCK CRASHES>>
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ESPN is 40&#37; of Disney's ENTIRE revenue. It's no joke. If ESPN has been doing bad enough the stock wi... |
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Bloomberg Terminal
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Sorry for not having 25k to spend whilst YOLOing
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pleb
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Yeah I'll take it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jokes on him, he's paying 25k to trade the news. What a faggot.
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Gotta sell it before you've made anything
## Speaker_1: ##
So I’m just getting the chance to read this shit. Constellation bought the shares at $37. Should I be autistic and hold to see if it goes over $37 or sell. Funding seems pretty fucking secured.
Edit: RIP not 12k bu... |
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Was that a dumpster?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Crashed into curb/wall first, and lost control to the other side of the road. There aren’t any dumpsters along that road.
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Sauce?
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They hit a wall and lost control. Lik... |
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In a different post you said you bought AMD options. Here you say you only own common shares? Which is it faggot?
## Speaker_0: ##
I never said I bought options. I dont even know how to trade them or whatever. I only do stocks, they are safer since you can baghold stock... |
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As in it will reach an all time low
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All time low is $16.66
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closing_milestones_of_the_S%26P_500
## Speaker_1: ##
All time low this year smart asshole
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Fuck you
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## Speaker_0: ##
How could you have known it'd jump this much? Wasn't $30 waaaaay otm ? Either way, congrats man. I'm envious
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ll make a post of my DD after I lock in profits.
Edit: See my DD below
https://m.imgur.com/a/ynr5FVM
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Post DD before you ma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You deserve to lose this money.
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Why do you think he deserves to lose the money?
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Because his opinion is different, and as we know on reddit everyone with a different opinion is a russian nazi bot and deserves the worst.
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I ... |
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The Volfefe index is going crazy right now.
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Am going to miss the trump presidency once it ends. This type of volatility will never ever happen again. Lmfao.
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We still got another 4 years of this shit
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> 4 years
Try u... |
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Why is MLK day in January but Black History month is February?
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You didn't expect them to get a month with 31 days did you?
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Wow, I never really thought about that one. Black history month is the shortest month of the year.
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I don’t even know which tweets are real or fake at this point.
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I quit looking them up. They've all been real.
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You could just assume they are.... because they could be.
## Speaker_2: ##
I assume you are a retarded apple throwing shit i... |
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congrats on that man. now do it again.
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Things move up or down in both bull and bear markets, just gotta be on the right side of it. That 850ish % in gainz you have is impressive. You’ll probably make much more cautious trades wh... |
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Options I presume?
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About to go play this weekend actually
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Yeah that's a fun "strategy", ~~reverse~~ martingale if you wish. ~~Too bad your odds are actually lower~~
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SNAP puts!! E-Z money.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm so jealous
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Of his puts or his penis?
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The puts. Why would I want a penis?
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Because they're fun and have utility as an extra, less flexible digit
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I think this is a risky play, but I'm excited to see how it plays out for you.
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Decreased iPhone sales are already priced in. People underestimate Apple services revenue (App Store). They take a 30% cut of ALL sales on top of other fees they collect. Pokém... |
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Praying it hits 38 before earnings for my calls personally
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If it does I am name my first yacht the ss MU
## Speaker_1: ##
For curiosity's sake, how would you pronounce it?
* SS "Mew"
* SS "Moo"
* SS "Em - You"
* SS "Why do you even care? I'll figure i... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You mean for puts right?
## Speaker_0: ##
But...sure, if you wanna be in true wsb fashion and lose everything lol
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Do you have a thesis, mate? Oil has been rising all year and won’t prices go up with Iran sanctions, Libya dysfunctional, etc - even if ... |
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Can't use morality as a down payment on your yacht
PS: someone should educate this poor fellow on what day trading is. Wouldn't want to piss away all those sweet Starbucks barista gains
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Mother fucker, don't act like your putting 'down payments on yacht... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bathing in SuBae's patented AMD tendie sauce
haha jk i'm down like 50% over the last month i'm fucked
## Walls1337bot: ##
Me and you are the same person.
## Speaker_0: ##
Did you also recently get access to options in RH? ��
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No but I recently lost 50... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So what you're saying is... MU to 90 eoy?
## Speaker_1: ##
There's still a chance for your 7/20 $90 calls.
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Yea, 7/20/95
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Did we learn nothing from Y2K? 4 digits for the year fucktard.
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> Did we learn nothing from Y2K?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I could tell you that everything will be okay, but I would be lying to you.
You should call somebody.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ll make it back, no biggie
## Speaker_0: ##
Dude they’re going to liquidate your assets, shut down your account and ban you until you’re able to depos... |
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That's pretty savage
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I laughed too and then he said have a nice day and clicked up fast
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As soon he hanged up, he busted out laughing some more.
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he was already laughing tho
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Legit the best laugh I've ha... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Watching my MU calls go to zero
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Apparently noone listened to my 10+ comments about not holding MU calls through their earnings. Oh well.
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I held no position but did you purchase those Jul21 calls just for the Yolo?
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That a... |
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Yeah all this good news and down she goes...
I hate seeing red when my BS vanguard shit is up 12% like WTF m8
I just keep telling myself it will all work out and move on... I just hope it will work out before I deploy lol!
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What good news?
## Walls1337... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Note to self, do push ups while day trading, and starting taking men's rogaine...
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stop taking Rogaine and go for the bald look, dude.
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Only works if you can throw up some weight in the gym. Scrawny bald guys look like chemo patients.
## Sp... |
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i like that guy
his username checks out
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u/nocluewhatimdoing11 Welcome here brother!
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Thank you, thank you. I'm trying to teach myself obviously without knowing wtf i'm doing. Trying to learn options
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Save yourself the tim... |
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Divorce sucks. Lawyer up.
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Delete Facebook, hit the gym...
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this is just good advice in general
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Can confirm. Did both these things this year and feel a million times better for it.
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You need to win the di... |
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NEVER BET AGAINST THE NUG
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In at 5.70. Will sell my whole portfolio to double down if it goes up.
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!remindme 5 minutes
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Kill yourself, this my town, fucktardbot /u/RemindMeBot.
*I am a bot, ... |
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Hey man, first of all there are a lot of ppl in here shitting on your calls but if it makes you feel better, 99% of the ppl in this sub are fucking retards whose portfolios wouldn't even out gain Hellen keller's and when Tesla hits 320 on the run up to earnings, these very s... |
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big theta boi
## Walls1337bot: ##
So I think I understand enough about theta time decay to deal with it but I don’t get what people mean by theta gang, so on and so forth
## Speaker_0: ##
That's just a lot of money to have in OTM options and even if the market just grinds ... |
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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Have you ever seen a naked woman?
Or man...no judgement here.
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Yes
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In real life?
## Speaker_1: ##
Only on hentai saturdays
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I see you're a man of culture as well.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm sorry, is this /latestagecapitalism?
Perma-ban.
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nigga I didn't say I agree with him bitch ass
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh yeah, I always post stuff I disagree with without comment.
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nigga they pay me to spread random yt links dont @ me
## Wa... |
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"Great job on your cardio today, Susan! Take 10 Tootsie Rolls as a reward."
Perfect business model. Lose weight but not enough that you don't have to keep coming back.
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I would say it makes it really difficult to cut your sugar addiction.
seeing how suga... |
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Why is he going to prison again?
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too dank for the outside world
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That's not what he's in for.
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Didn’t say that, I was just stating a fact you jackass.
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Where did Martin tou... |
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Johnny Depp is the most accurate personification of WSB. Meme checks out.
Check out how he blew through 100s of millions
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30million for wine sounds about right.
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spending 30k/month on wine wouldn't even be that much wine. that would add up... |
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Have you been making your own choices or following most of the sub?
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He's actually to the green, I doubt he's following the sub
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[results of plays made entirely around wsb recommendations](http://imgur.com/a/ciJMa)
okay i think i ignore... |
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Spend seven years bitching about it, then fail to do anything about it.
GG GOP guess we won't get tax cuts for another four years
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Not only did they have seven years, but they have congress and the presidency. This is just failure on all fronts by the ... |
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The culture here doesn't matter ultimately. If everyone here were actual murderers I might still come here for stock tips. Why should I care if some people are insufferable twats if they can help me make tendies? Oh they called me autistic that's mean. Well I'm on the spectr... |
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Link or ban. Your obviously lying lol
Wow look at all the Apple fanboys replying, how much have you all lost so far trying to find the bottom lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Doubt the knife has stopped falling. This selloff is the worst since 2008. It is not going to just fall for ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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My index is doing ironman number and I do not need you anymore.
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I'm buying all the Tesla stocks as fast as I can! D:
## Speaker_3: ##
Oh boy, we're on r/all. You might ... |
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Buy VXX puts
## Speaker_0: ##
You think VxX will go down this week????
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah because I think all week long is gonna be a bull trap for before more heavy selling into the holiday.
## Speaker_1: ##
If this week is a bull trap that means you think it w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
my calls are dead this afternoon for $13 strike.
I givith no more fucks.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude its gonna be $13 EOD dont worry
## Speaker_0: ##
shiit.... i'm -98.71%
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Could be worse...could be down -1000%
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if ur down -1000% aren't you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
down 6% but that will change with
JDST going to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON tomorrow.
I'll catch you on the flipside.
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...You're already at the moon, to be honest
## Speaker_0: ##
my avg is at 22.46 ahahaha
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Jesus dude, I would wish you be... |
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https://imgur.com/Pi67kUI
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Fuck that guy we are DIVERSIFIED lmao batteries what
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https://imgur.com/S0yIkhd
## Speaker_0: ##
What’s this sub’s meme-like obsession with micron? I font get it what’s the source?
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're thinking too small. I've got a stop-limit at $40.
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*$40*?! I've got some skin in this too but is your hat on too tight? If it goes above $25 within a year I'll be shocked. If it hits 40 I'll eat a worm.
## Speaker_2: ##
how about a turd sandwich?
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you're going to realize just $30, why even realize? Some people are way too fucking retarded and deserve to lose the money.
It's $30, I spend that on a visit to a vending machine for fuck's sake. (That's /s)
## Speaker_1: ##
Right? If you haven't spent 30 dollars at a v... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You should’ve sold them already. Unless you’re playing FDs lock in sweet tendies 21-25 DTE and let some other sucker try to squeeze the last bit out of them. No one ever goes broke taking profits
## Speaker_0: ##
If I have some at 17 and some at 16.5 what would be your ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude is repulsive looking. His skin tone doesn't look natural for a healthy human being.
## Walls1337bot: ##
His net worth isn't natural for a human either, where are your priorities loser?
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Yeah, because you are a loser. I le... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Look on Stockcharts.com. Easy to follow pattern, we just had a crossover on the MACD, gunna drop down for a day or so, then pop right up and rise to 260.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wow you must be a trillionaire with DD like that.
## Speaker_0: ##
Quadrillionaire actually
## Spea... |
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Market is going up on descending volume so far this week. Follow the money once reality comes back next week and options bs is done.
Who cares what we think, just trend follow.
## Speaker_0: ##
If you can't figure out what really drives the sell off, there isn'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I feel sick to my stomach
Every time my brain reminds me, every time my finger opens the charts, the news, my portfolio, I get an indescribable wave of nausea.
This is so unhealthy for me, it feels like a thousand demon rats are crawling inside my stomach and a thousand ... |
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Newbie here, went to school for finance, basic knowledge... but can someone save me the Google search and explain the RAD and call trends on this page? Tbh I don't know exactly what either one is.
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So rad (rite aid) is a total piece of shit that Walgreens ... |
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Oh he’s big mad now, big fucking commie if he does that shit
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Are the commies, commies or actually nationalist fascists pretending to be commies?
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> nationalist fascists pretending to be commies?
But thats wha... |
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Wtf. The suicide hotline is getting posted unironically when the weekly chart for the S&P looks like this: https://ameo.link/u/53c.png
Anyone who's suicidal after the market going down 1.5% needs to call the gambling addiction hotline first.
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Nice, now you can go long on steady companies and do boring shit like sell covered calls for steady income and never have to work anymore if you choose.
edit, nvm, you already have a job:
> I also have a relatively high-paying job, so that helped ($105k/yr, then jumped... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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It's no conspiracy, friend. I'm a data scientist for a financial services company. Predicting the market with machine learning is my bread and butter. Read up on dynamic time warping, random forest, nnets, sentiment analysis, etc if you want to get into it. Computers are... |
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Buy puts I guess
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The time was yesterday after 3% bump.
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I’ve been saying this since September. No one seems to listen anyway.
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Saying what?
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NVDA and AMD are inflated by demand from GPU miners. A $GS analyst put an estimate of 5% of revenue came from miners but that is proving to be bullsh... |
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Giving u a opportunity to average down to make more money
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As in now the price is higher we’ll make more money when it eventually dumps later this year? So buy more PUTS?
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Sure, why not? What's the worst that could happen?
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Over the past two years I've become absorbed with WallStreetBets. I became uninterested in the things happening around me. I stopped caring about the opinions of those around me because I thought I had the ultimate opinion of society at my fingertips. I was wrong.
My obsessi... |
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This is so neckbeardy jfc
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Cuz I was 100% correct
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Lol. Honestly, it wasn’t that hard to predict. A) their content blows B) look at the growing competition C) look at the overvaluation... |
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does anyone actually know what he said?
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[Schnatter, in an interview Friday with a Louisville, Kentucky, CBS station, accused media agency Laundry Service of trying to blackmail Papa John's for $6 million to keep quiet about a May conference call in which th... |
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I hope that's not 100% of your portfolio...
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I'm not that crazy, it is about 13% and probably my biggest gamble to date.
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I'd personally advise to sell right before earnings, take your 10k and reinvest
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Wtf were/are your positions lmao
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$SNAP
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$SNAP has been up the last month though...
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He probably shorted $SNAP at it's lowest point.
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>shorting on robinhood
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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to be fair, fiscal conservatism hasn't existed in this country in decades. It's just a way to get the base riled up...
De... |
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* $MU - 13.00%
* $ADBE - 12.79%
* $AMAT - 10.21%
* $AAPL - 9.66%
* $SQ - 9.43%
* $MZOR - 8.58%
* $CY - 8.20%
* $PYPL - 7.60%
* $NVDA - 7.49%
* $ATVI - 7.25%
* $PFPT - 5.80%
Edit: These are percentages of my total portfolio *(That's why they add up to 100%)*
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Every gamer/YouTuber apparently became a finance expert overnight.
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They're all technical analysis that like to bust out a chart on Google Finance to explain how a bunch of angry nerds caused a 10% drop in one stock while also forgoing evidence of subpar ea... |
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I wonder if the calls I sold will get assigned
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Are they 40s? Should’ve bought mine back today for pennies...
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30s 6/15
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yes
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Think I should buy them back? God I’m dumb I don’t want to lose my shares
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Normally I'd say short squeeze but HOLY SHIT that was a big swing
Something fucky is afoot
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Im wondering, if the free float is only a million shares, it would only take a couple hundred grand to buy up the liquidity and spike the price right?
Whats to st... |
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-0.42% down pretty hard lol
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This is a HUGE move on small volume. If it's this bad on Globex trading, wait until cash trading opens. Could be down 30 handles tomorrow easy.
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0.57% just now checked. This isn't even a move this is just a lit... |
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GE
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lol stop buying stock in shitty companies.
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Got it all in AMD
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Why buy AMD when you can get NVDA? AMD is like the degenerate, meth-addicted cousin to successful NVDA.
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