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Wait, if it's more likely going to be heads why would anyone ever bet on tails?
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I originally heard this on a podcast. I think the reasoning was people would get psyched out if they got like five heads in a row, so they would start switching. You gotta ignor... |
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Thank you based Trump. Thank you...
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Did you thank Obama for 70 months of job growth as well?
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No, I thanked Ben Bernanke and Janet Yellen for keeping the fed funds rate at 0-25 bps for 7 years.
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So why are you thankin... |
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show a reflection of the market crash on the windows and you win.
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This
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That.
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The other.
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Theses
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Te... |
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Sold all of my Jnug at $6.06, and entered Jdst at $18.57. Today is going to be a good day faggots.
Edit: Brb gonna go pull a Kurt Cobain ����
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In JDST yesterday @ $16.90
now what
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Make money, I guess.
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Well...
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Dang this Dip is quite dippy
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fucking exciting
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have you switched up your position at all?
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Yeah, sold more shares and bought more July/Jan19 $50 calls. Felt like a genius earlier but $MU has been slowly shitting the bed s... |
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\>currency of the future
\>you can literally lose all your money if you forget a password, delete a file, or get hacked
this shit should be worth the gum on my shoe
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Point #2 is one of the biggest bull arguments for BTC. Supply is a lot lower than th... |
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Couple quotes:
>Inflation has continued to run below the Committee’s 2 percent longer-run objective, partly reflecting earlier declines in energy prices and in prices of non-energy imports.
>Inflation is expected to remain low in the near term, in part because of ear... |
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MAKE WALLSTREETBETS GREAT AGAIN
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Yes!
It starts with you...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5fwbzz/fnma_fmcc_best_execution_strategy_a_crash_course/danvwtv
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Apparently I have been reported to the mods since "I have only m... |
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Did anyone make any money buying Puts immediately after the spike following the tweet? Should be some nice fat gains if someone had the balls to buy some 8/31 or 8/24 Puts.
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I've got 4 8/24 $305 Puts. Closed a $335 Put last Friday... YOLO
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Yeah markets just shit itself wtf
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The S&P 500 is still positive for the day. The market definitely did not shit itself.
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A .5% move for options is killer, especially if people got FD positions lol
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No arguments about t... |
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Anyone else have them HD calls?
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Yea gettin rekt
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Ouch, open is taking it hard to HD
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Didn’t they beat and raise guidance? I guess no one believes them?
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Yeah, should have been a good pump, but the ... |
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How can you maintain a group convo without imessage is the real question
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Don't be autistic.
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Only retards treat what phone you have as a competition.
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I got kicked out of the group chat at w... |
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Fucking degenerates
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lol arent we all in the same boat?
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I go on vacations after I make my money, not before
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you sound like a pretty boring faggot
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At least I'm not a poor faggot.
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I wouldn’t buy anything until Jan / Feb. PUTS only.
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I buy puts after the market has dropped 20%
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I've never seen wsb so 1 sided before.. I saw some guy asking for advice on puts on nvda now... after a 50+ percent dive...
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I need to stop constantly refreshing futures or just start trading them
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But if you don't constantly refresh it and then post in here then how will I know what they are?
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Yeah yeah I’m not in the mood to put up with you today
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Lam Research, Nvidia, McDonalds, CAT, VISA, Apple are on my list.
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LAM is really interesting simply because the gains would beat out most of the other picks...
its been beaten down like crazy .. I didn't go into full details on their ER, was it anything... |
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I had to buy the tickets because i opened my big fucking mouth. We lost on every single one of them except for a handful of powerball hits which are worth $3. I could have used that money to start my yacht fund.
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I appreciate the follow up man. How did your... |
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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Reminds me of a guy that billed a hospital for his time after they made him jump through so many loops about his billing, the hospital actually paid it.
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As all businesses that perform like sociopaths sh... |
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What if it doesn't, though?
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Lol if the market keeps going down you'll probably lose your job in a couple of months. You gotta remember the entire US population invests their retirement into this shit. It's gonna trend upwards. You gotta catch the correction... |
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You guys did [buy the dip](https://imgur.com/a/bHzfWcR) today right?
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I did.
Trump blinked. He showed just how much the stock market was rattling him.
I didn't buy no dip because he thought it was a good idea. I did it because he's cracking under pressu... |
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I feel like BMW is shitting in their pants when they see the quality cars Tesla is rolling out versus the garbage BMW M5 that they are currently selling.
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Nice meme, but the facts are that Tesla has poor out of the factory quality and BWM beats Teslas in a... |
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How the fuck do you go from 200% gain to -26.22% loss in 3 days.
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options?
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This guy gets it
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$WATT calls?
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What brokerage is that? Looks like a robinhood for people that have money.
Edit: I'm shocked and grateful for the gold. Still not even sure what reddit gold is, but I'll figure it out. Thank you!
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fidelity
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Nice. I have etrade and hate that... |
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How did your calls go up when the stock went down?
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dude where is a your moral compass
fucking scumbag
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Up ur mums box
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kill yourself
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Now that's not very nice
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That's rich coming from someone who wants to profit off a company who is killing people from O... |
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/u/Ashes1984 pick up those VXX puts?
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Yes sir!! Pick only 3 contracts though. Thought I’ll pick some more around 1:50PM EST.. thoughts??
Edit: make it 4.. 12/21 42P
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I think that's a great idea.
As long as the market doesn't drill 3% afte... |
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Should have a slightly higher price point honestly. No point to slash margins that low. They could be 50% of the competition price and still sell a ton of units.
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a) WCCFTech. Take with a massive boulder of salt.
b) The point would be to absolutely crush... |
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Papa John's takes like 90 minutes to get to my house even though there's one in my same small City but ok yeah in Florida during a fucking storm 30 mins ok
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Even if it's faked it's a really clever PR scheme.
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Definitely faked- and thinking ... |
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pussy long investor here. I've owned nintendo since it was 18. I love my switch and you're starting to see a lot more of them out in the wild. Half the kids got a switch for x mas, they moved 15 million units in less than a year and they plan on doing 20 million for 2018.
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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lol
Your numbers are almost exact. First position was $24.88 for 40 shares. I'm not really crying over it. All this drama over such a tiny bit of mo... |
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>Gets options trading
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>Immediately plays earnings
Welcome home
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LMFAO
fuckin this hits too close to home. wheni first started i'm like oh, options are great during earnings, thats when it moves the most!! i had totally not considered at the tim... |
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All jokes aside wtf are u trading that makes u lose that kind of cash some of the best traders I know ONLY TRADE BLUE CHIPS like with 30k buy some blue chip stock with dividents like wtf
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Faggy Ds son.
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No one can learn from your plays if ... |
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Minimal to no effect on the US market. Tariffs from turkey cannot be substantial enough to have a real effect.
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Probably true. But that’s not what matters. What matters is what investors do, and something something “contagion.”
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I'm gonna ... |
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400 left. you can do a lot with that
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I started with $560 and now I have $390. There’s really not that much to be done with $400. And if there is, I’m totally doing it wrong.
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Didn't the NVidia puts guy start with $500 and roll it into 2... |
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MU bouncing back. Fuck the banks, tech till I die. Cuck the banks bois.
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Just sold a couple 12/22 39 puts on MU. No way this rout on semis keeps going.
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Please tell me that those puts aren't naked, right?
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If they are ca... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent... |
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**SIGN HERE:**
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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How do they even get those? Do they ask their banks to order those bills for them? I think the bigger issue is why someone would pay 2.4k for 2k worth of money.
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I don't know if t... |
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If I know Robinhood and its users as well as I think I do, in a years time there will be a press release showing Robinhood misappropriating fund deposits to cover losses of their retarded base who borrowed on margin. Legal suits incoming.
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how is this mi... |
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What a dumbass, you're supposed to do small trades over long periods of times and dilute them with non insider trades as well (losses) making it seem more random and less likely for the SEC to catch on.
Fucking amateur
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Yeah you can't really do that th... |
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So the logic was, "You just lost 195k of my money. And you need 45k more? Alright sounds fine to me."
Some fucking people man.
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People go to grad school all the time.
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That only applies to morons who go expensive schools for shit degrees l... |
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Robinhood can eat my ass, I'm not paying them back lmao.
EDIT: My portfolio is not the only thing about to flatline.
EDIT 2: For those wondering, a stock tanked so fucking hard, Robinhood couldn't liquidate fast enough apparently, now my portfolio is in debt and worthless ... |
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40% of Americans can't cover a $400 emergency expense
https://money.cnn.com/2018/05/22/pf/emergency-expenses-household-finances/index.html
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Those numbers reported are both depressing and hilarious at the same time. I'd like to meet these people that can't c... |
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SPY giveth, SPY taketh away
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yeah man... i bought puts today. and sold them. Made $ but still have so much theoretical -$ in my calls that I dont know what to fucking doooooooooo
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Yup. I have 275 and 277 calls that are ripping my anu... |
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Sold baba at a loss. I’m done with foreign investments. I will stick with American. Good luck with your bags
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Hey bro you posted the exact same thing under your alt: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/97euhr/what_are_yall_doing_with_your_chines... |
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RIDE THE BULLS BAYBEEEEE
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let's go bois
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Thank you for your sacrifice. SPY is tanking.
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i have puts lol
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Oh nevermind dawg.
I got puts too. Bought more this morning
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Give me Paypal, Visa and Mastercard at their current price
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V is definitely in a good buying range rn, I’m just not sure if it will dip more before the end of the week.
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It might, but we're talking about Visa here. Interest rates aside... |
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This was a study conducted in Brazil. If we did a WSB study we looking at 99%...
We observe all individuals who began to day trade between 2013 and 2015 in the Brazilian equity futures market, the third in terms of volume in the world, and persisted for at least 300 days: 9... |
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sounds like a perfect recipe for some inflation. Time to load up on those spy 160 puts
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So rich people paying poor people more that will in turn create record profits for companies is inflation? People need higher wages to catch up to dumb ass real estate... |
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36k checking in. Point and laugh at me
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What do you do? Scrub toilets for a living?
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USD. I live and will die in Georgia as a grimy maintenance technician. I love my job and all the free time I get to spend with my family. Sometimes un... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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[Here you go buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7h5g75/i_want_to_use_a_credit_card_to_invest_can_this/)
u/JDGWI
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Wtf, I already said that the mods won't let me make an update. So I could not c... |
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Then his son was a speed(the drug) addict, molested hundreds of women and killed Marilyn Monroe because she was pregnant
But it was fine because he was a Democrat.
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And started Vietnam!
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JFK is guilty of escalating it, for sure. But th... |
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Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan
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Agreed.
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Sounds great. You should see is you could take out some student loans and invest those in stocks instead of your education. You seem to know how to make good decisions.
Edit: just sa... |
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nobody fucking wants american made cars holy fuck
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American made cars include:
Fiat
Toyota
Honda
Nissan
Mazda
Subaru
Hyundai
Kia
Volkswagen
Volvo
BMW
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automotive_assembly_plants_in_the_United_States
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I am pretty sure gun guys already hate dicks from the last time they quit selling "assault rifles". Probably still be mad the next time they stop selling assault rifles, too.
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If you’re going to virtue signal stick to your fucking convictions. Don’t backtra... |
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lol "Xi hoping to wait out Trump"
Uhh... No. The other way around, in fact.
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Absolutely he is, and he likely will. China is not restricted by elections. Their leaders do not answer to the people. Trump is in waaaay over his head here. If only the fucking id... |
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100% cash... Sold BABA puts at .71 from .41 yesterday... Looking at shorting UVXY with puts after FOMC Minutes tomorrow now that the bear trap is set. Will look at closing those puts at close and follow up with SPY calls on any weakness into Thursday's open so I'll be positi... |
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Up. 2455 is the next target. You heard it here first. Of course, you should ignore me because I like to make $.
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You may be right and I believe you're better at direction picking than most people. But, I'd like a commitment from you that you will follow ... |
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Buy the dip
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I dunno, over the weekend?
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Wtf does the weekend have to do with anything
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1. Its an ETF that decays
2. Literally anything can happen over the weekend
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I barely know what this is but becau... |
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Can China just fucking cave in already? My god, will this carousel ever end?
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>will this carousel ever end
maybe in 6 years when we get a cuck president again
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Nah, mate. Dems are pissed at China's bullshit, too.
Most would ... |
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are you doing this through a broker api? if so, which one? any specifics would be appreciated, thanks!
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Not yet. The screenshot is from Alta5 (free paper trading). I'm letting this run through summer then I'll code into TastyWorks (my broker) once they re... |
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Yeah because there is like no chance that NFLX will reach 380 by Friday
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But it increased so shouldn't it be more likely and my option be worth more?
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No - there's a lot of variables that go into pricing options.
You're one day closer t... |
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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Yeah cause Mark is essentially a less "cool", more successful version of Elon
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'Successful' isn't really something to be measured by money for these guys. At this point FB has no mission statement other than to make mone... |
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$14? That's TWO tendie dinners!
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3 if you play it safe
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2 if they charge for ketchup
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Ketchup? On tendies?!
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You've never been to Australia
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Don't land on my car please.
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Please land on my car, I got gap...
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What's your mom's car's make/model?
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Hummer H1 neon pink
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Gents, I haven’t stopped laughing my ass off for 5 straight minutes. Quality ... |
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I bought a beemer and a rolex. My parents that I still live with weren't impressed.
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What kind of BMW we talking here?
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E36, non M series, 200k on the dash
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Yeah, but dude it's on coils.
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me?
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I love how "crash" is less than 1% these days. Worst volatility since Ronald Regan was president and I was like 3 years old LOL
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Its about the option losses which are magnified, not the market being down just 1%.
My AAPL calls are busy sucking balls right n... |
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I'm not watching this, but if you're implying that he fails; you can get fucked.
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"Pizza time!"
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I don't know what that means..
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You and I both know you know exactly what that means
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Have you tried deleting the app?
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I’ve tried deleting my life
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You can’t even get that right.
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I’m **immortal**
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Unlike your positions.
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But positions are immortal... you can hold forever.... |
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auditor here. in my last audit i saw a guy put a car in the mobile technology account group.
his logic was that the boss said it was mobile... which i couldnt argue with. i had to explain to him that the account is likely for cell phone related expenses.
i will look for ya... |
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3.97 here we come!!
anyone have an ELI5 of what the study actually means?
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The jist of it is that median overall survival is doubled from 4-6 months to 12-13 months but does not give interquartile ranges for statistical significance. Progression free surviv... |
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I think we moon rest of day further obliterating my puts into nothingness
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You know you can sell puts at a lower price against your current put so if we do go up you can buy it back and pocket the credit difference right?
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Sinking putts and banging sluts
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throwing 'bows and bonin' hoes?
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skipping classes and tapping asses?
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burying the rail and throwing the tail?
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Killing a hooker and having sex with her dead body?
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Quant team at BB bank
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You're a quant and you spend time here? Jesus, time to short
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I heard 2 traders argue about the quality of potatoes from varying regions for an hour, so you should probably liquidate your portfolio.
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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That puts kid got deleted cause he wouldn’... |
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Almost 50% return in 6 weeks. All of my friends are asking me how I did it.
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How'd you do it?
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I simply timed when to buy and sell volatile oil stocks. I focused on FCX and RIG
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> I simply timed
So you flipped a coin...... |
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Buy $TTWO if you want a faster moving gaming company.
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I'm not trying buy an already polished gem. I want a gem with a little dirt on it that way sell it cheap.
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They why are you looking at ATVI?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because I see 2ay more pot... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this is the real news.
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/press_secannpr.htm
for you autists:
gov bonds will be sold this week. mon-thurs will be a new auction. rates will be determined during auction. If no one buys then GG yields/rates will rise. not... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Time to short Trump
<-- salty downvotes over there
## Speaker_0: ##
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP FAGGOT
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't need to, he'll stump himself.
## Speaker_1: ##
Was this before or after he becomes president of the United States?
## Walls1337bot: ##
yes... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Cucked myself out of a 10 bagger on the FD 260s today but still made good money. Nicely done man
## Speaker_0: ##
Those went from $0.20 at open to $4+ by close.
Wrote one today at $3.50. Woops.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I had 10 @ .39 and got stopped out at about 2.6 when it... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
When I had a partner, I would have broken up with him for FREE.
## Speaker_1: ##
\>him
Taking faggotary literally, I see.
## Speaker_0: ##
Or I'm a chick, you tard.
## Speaker_2: ##
I really don't understand how anything on wsb would be appealing to a chick.
Your R... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I did the exact same fucking thing except with svxy and uvxy. 890k realized loss since Thursday last week. 60% of my trading account. Thursday I was up 80% ytd too.
## Speaker_0: ##
That means you're up -28% for the year. Maybe you should consider Alliant Credit Union?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Quarterly does suck ass. Its midway into Q3 and not even done with Q2 earning season.
## Speaker_1: ##
Every corporation knows at a seconds notice what their current "metrics" are (there is an excel spreadsheet for that). If they don't want to do it quarterly, release the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait did you actually drop from the 1.2 million you made on MU calls down to 480k?
## Speaker_1: ##
No I dropped from $2.5 to about $1.1
## Speaker_0: ##
damn dude if you lose another 9% you're out of the 2 comma club be careful out there
## Speaker_1: ##
Two comma club i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Same here, PM for Paypal.
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck off
## Speaker_2: ##
You can't ask for money then be a dick in the comments, you fucking faggot.
I won't send you money, but I'll send you anthrax
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck u onion bits i have no money
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why do you think it will get all buy targets? How did you come to the conclusion that targets will be in the $15-16 range? Why 25% upside?
Do they have competition? If there is little competition and this technology is as good as you say it is, why aren't other companies t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is he dressed in the EU flag?
## Speaker_1: ##
its wizard garb
## Speaker_2: ##
[deleted]
## Speaker_1: ##
male. i haven't heard of any female wizards
## Walls1337bot: ##
Eskarina Smith.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Even if what he said was true I don’t understand the concept of just giving someone money because another person has more.
## Speaker_1: ##
They were taught in college that wealth inequality is bad. Problem is, no one took the time to justify why wealth should be spread eq... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll be buying those calls, thanks for the gains you unlucky fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Strangle... because i dont trust either of you faggots
## Speaker_2: ##
What if both are dead wrong?
## Speaker_3: ##
Then everyone loses their money
## Walls1337bot: ##
The market, uh..... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
why someone would shoot a man before throwing ~~him~~ himself out of a ~~plane~~ window?
## Speaker_1: ##
If I sold all your shares, will you die?
## Speaker_2: ##
It would be extremely painful.
## Speaker_3: ##
You’re a big guy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
For you
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you make a major system move during your busiest days.
## Speaker_1: ##
It was probably made far prior to the event, the load and tps were probably larger than tested during performance testing. Either way Oracle is a nightmare to use in highly available cloud env... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here’s the problem with making fast, easy money. It’s a drug. And there’s no finish line. You think you’d be happy hitting 100k until you actually get there and want even more. It’s like saying, “I’m going to keep shooting up heroin until my body is content and no longer nee... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
*narrows eyes* what about AMZN
## Speaker_0: ##
Your flair gives you even less cred than mine does.. lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Mine is a mod joke. Yours is an absolute failure of credibility on a stock call that would have lost people every dollar they had and then you c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Man I feel like I'm crazy. I hate most things Trump does but I actually like all this Trade Wars bullshit. Fuck China and fuck the EU.
## Speaker_1: ##
I love the idea of renegotiating, simplifying, and reducing all tariffs. I hate the shit show mess of him yelling randomly... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Forgot the 60k to 465k Facebook puts play a year ago.
## Speaker_1: ##
[deleted]
## Walls1337bot: ##
Been here for 6 years, multiple usernames.
## Speaker_2: ##
You still have money left?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ive paid my rent a few times over. Every 3 or 4 months I make e... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh no.
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly what I thought. 18k on OTM memes expiring in 18 days... lol
## Speaker_2: ##
Oversold falling wedge into support zone while market is selling off.
## Speaker_3: ##
all I'm hearing is fuck fuck fuck fuck sell off
## Speaker_2: ##
With $AAPL... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Like I said many times before... Hold. It just has to break $5 before real investors back it and once that happens I can see it reaching $6-$10 by the end of the year. The new PS4 and new Xbox 1 are using AMD chips. VR is about to take off and all the new VR hardware will b... |
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