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why is IBM so garbage?
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Caz they rather spend all their money on buy backs than on cloud computing. Ibm got lapped by msft and amazon. The cloud wars aren’t even close
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Y'all won't be chatting this shit when Watson bots are executing dissent... |
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I see nothing wrong with what happened, although you could improv your spelling a bit.
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Maybe if you spent lest time over at /r/weedstocks, you're brain wouldn't be a fucking potato and you'd realize the implications of shit like this.
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Mayb... |
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Moon club?
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Remember yesterday's moon club?
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That was before Amazon picked HQs bruh. Ancient history.
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Lol and damn man you are one active member. I don't even realize I'm responding to you half the time til I write ... |
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Is that the actual Canadian guy or some joke?
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Yeah that's the guy
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So it was all a giant troll?
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He's got a blog. He works in the finance industry, and has traded for a living. Apple is on his watch list, and is bullish... |
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Solid DD, but this all becomes invalid as soon as Trump tweets.
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I don't care if its God tweeting, there ain't no way a tweet can cause a recession.
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'nuclear war'
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Long LMT, BA and RTN.
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If those 3 ... |
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na, let him rot.
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Hope you're on the wrong side of a court room some day looking at an unfair amount of time, probably shitting your pants at how powerless you are in the situation.
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You're not at all aware of ho... |
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What the actual fuck?
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Dude, it's Citigroup, they're known for being massive retards, just talk to their interns
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I tried to be a Citigroup intern but didn't get it... I scored too high on my aptitude test.
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>not trying t... |
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The lords work, also fun fact, you get cash back for reporting snap thotties.. once other people realize this snap is dead.
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I think there would be an influx of false reports from people looking to make a quick buck and the IRS will ignore the majority of re... |
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Mattermost > Slack
But I don't know if the market has figured that out yet...
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Nice try no ones using mattermost.
You don’t want something community drives for this.
And UBER doesn’t use mattermost like their website says, or at least they use both. ... |
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Sometimes I get down on where I am in life and what I'm doing. Did I get the right degree, am I making enough, am I investing right and such. But then I'm reminded that Amazon warehouse workers are a thing and then it cheers me right up. What an utter dystopian existence.
#... |
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What did you get her?!
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He got her cock dont get these hoes to used to good treatment
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Or maybe he meant he actually got her other dick so she’s getting better treatment for once after all
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I treat her pretty damn well ... |
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I have CMG 400p weeklies expiring friday. they've done great through the sessions I've had them, and now I'm considering getting yolo puts down to 398-395. Will have to see how CMG performs at 400.
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SO you've made money on your 400P weeklies? are you lo... |
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SSE is in freefall, is anyone worried?
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No, nothing to be worried about. It’s not like I went all-in to OTM SPY calls today or anything
Edit: I’m fucking terrified and don’t even want to go to class today
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The only reason I’m awake righ... |
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wtf OP?
Just get a credit card, use the cash advance, and make 20% weekly gains.
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What magic is this ? Asking as a debit only card ever holder.
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Maybe wait till you leave your parents house before you head down this path.
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Where you going?
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Fucking Detroit. Cause that's where everyone goes when they want to get rich.
PS: I dont give a SHIT how much money you lost. No one is more miserable than when flying spirit airlines and the light at the end of the tunnel is Detroit.
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It was the Uncle that paid for the vacation.
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You are correct I was going to add this comment but you beat me to it.
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Really? I thought in the second one the uncle said something about, even though it’s a free trip, they give the worst wake... |
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At least you still have some capital left to work with. I turned 70k into 6k. Pls help.
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did you make some back?
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Got as low as 3.8k at one point, but I'm back up to 7.6k now.
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Congrats!
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Pro tip... lie and say you can still feel it so they give you more novacaine
Jokes... I think.
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novacaine doesn't feel good
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Next time ask for Carbocaine/Mepivacaine followed by Lidocaine. The first doesn’t have epinephrine so it doesn... |
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You bought a new car? lmfao a 41k acura at that.. congrats but you truly belong on this sub.
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I can't afford a 41k accura rn. He's doing great if you ask me.
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Lol if this market keeps going down, I won’t be able to afford much else. I have t... |
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Glad this isn't some SJW White Knight BS. Great content OP
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>SJW White Knight BS
Holy The_Donald
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Why does everything have to be connected to Trump?
Once upon a time, when American was great, I used to be able to call out SJW without... |
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This is the 10 year to 2 year T note yield. Recessions, historically, haven’t began until the spread crosses below 0, and then once it’s began to increase from its low. I’d say it’s safe to say this is still just a correction and not the end of the world, but hey, it could b... |
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that EPS is insane.
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~~Buybacks~~
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Actually not buybacks but a $0.23 one time tax boost due to losses from the phone business.
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can you explain?
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You must not lose enough here.
When you lose a lot, you ... |
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I could see that. CNBC makes their money off fearmongering and clickbait, which is an impressive feat to pull off when it's live TV. The news anchors for CNBC get paid like ~600k/year just to sit around and speculate just like everyone else in the market. CNBC doesn't necess... |
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No options? Get out of here with your half mill!
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Could the volume on robinhood even support half a mil in options volume for contracts with the same expiry and strike price?
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The broker doesn't have independent volume. Option exchanges are ... |
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buffet going full inverse fs_comeau by buying 120million shares of Apple in 2017 before their earnings. Insider trading or does he just hate Canadians just as much as we do?
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Let's not forget this is the same POS who's bank was one of the largest funders of ... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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Dotcom 2.0
A lot of money will be won and lost in a short amount of time. If anyone old enough to remember the last time it happened, whats something y... |
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eh still doesn't bother me, better than paying 5-10 bucks for a trade on some other shit brokers.
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If you buy the occasional option, sure. If you trade them regularly, it’s not good.
Why am I getting down voted? The bad fills for options on RH are directly ... |
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be careful shorting . there is a strong resistance of dopes wishing for a buyout that will baghold and BTD until $5 . they will stay stupid longer than you can stay solvent.
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I'm short rn. They've lost billions for years in a row. And also nobody likes snap... |
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>The woman’s bet is the second largest to have been placed on Mrs Clinton after another woman put €550,000 on her to win when the odds were 4/11
holy fuck
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What is funny, WSB hypes us shit penny stocks and fucks me over constantly because I am dumb enoug... |
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Some 16-year-old Trump supporter is trolling even harder than usual
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Fuck this shit man, MSM is gone apeshit. They want Hillary cause she supports them privately.
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uh, what's MSM again?
I think I'm MIA :(
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Whos Mia?
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Rate increase means the money banks borrow from the FED will be at a higher interest rate. Which in turn would most likely mean banks will charge higher rates to compensate for that. Higher rates mean less loans.
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But also higher rates = more depositors whi... |
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Went from $300 to $3000 and now I'm down to $200. Taking what I have and leaving fuck this
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It’s impressive going from $300 to $3000 as it is, how did you do it? Can a homie get a screenshot
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He's so ridiculous
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Ridiculous right. Fed is doing Quantitative tightening and raising rates at same time, it's pretty nuts to do it.
Did you not see market freak the fuck out when rates were raised and bonds flew past 3%?!
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> Fed is ... |
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LOL [fake outrage](https://www.technologyreview.com/s/508836/how-obama-used-big-data-to-rally-voters-part-1/)
Buy the dip.
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LOL [alternative facts](https://twitter.com/mbsimon/status/975231597183229953)
but people have short memories and you should pro... |
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Just follow directions, faqqot.
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you're allowed to swear here bud
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Yea, but the fucking mods are all up in my shit.
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Dude, it's fine to say faggot. See? Nothing happened.
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Woah! I always got the auto bot. Th... |
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Robinhood is literally the gift that keeps on giving. If we weren't inundated with poorfags asking how they should drop their first $85 after options approval, I'd be tempted to say it's the best thing that ever happened to this sub.
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Love when some of them ... |
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The Verge has an even juicier article:
http://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/9/18/20872777/we-work-adam-neumann-tequila-weed-ipo-eternal-life
Cliffs
-rebekah fired the employees because she didn't "like their energy"
-adam left so much weed on a flight to Israel that... |
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Its okay, I hedged my position with options on gold
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I bet thats looking good rn huh
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Well I have no idea what I'm doing. I've never bought options before but so far I'm +2.4% on them so thats encouraging.
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What the hell... |
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Most of my gains are from NVDA and AMD
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Sad, if you were only nvidia your gains would be about double. Congrats anyway, you've seen extreme sucess!
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I only made like ~2.5k off AMD, but percentage wise, I made a lot more off AMD, just didn't ... |
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$32 calls are that cheap??!! No way
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Ya but I got oct calls caz I am playing it safe
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Id get that as well. Another ER to run. Im in! 50 calls.
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Volume is good too so I assume apt of other ppl r thinking the same
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Regarding Humana and the FTC:
*"The parties to this miscellaneous proceeding have conferred in an effort to resolve the issues raised in this proceeding and jointly request entry of the attached Order. The parties currently expect that further invention of the Court will... |
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What level?
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Level 2. Along with my exam ticket, I brought some lube for the fucking I'm about to receive
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Level 3 taker here. Good luck fam
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Today? Oh shit good luck
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Holy shit their mission statement is just saying “we are an echo chamber. We are right. You are wrong. Will ban you if you think otherwise”
Those people are mentally ill, man.
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And yet on the front page every goddamn day.
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because Reddit... |
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update gains: http://imgur.com/a/yEqSI
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Man - did you quit your day job yet?
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No, I think I would trade differently if I relied on it for income.
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How much money do you make from trading compared to your job?
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Get a decent $150-200k sailboat. Those things are baller and alot more fun than a motorized yacht for triple the cost.
Then take $100k and use it to beef up the interior, sound system, cocaine stock, and liquor cabinet.
Girls (or guys fuck idk what u do with ur dick) wil... |
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Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We need to petition to get rid of 25k day trade regulation
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And eliminate T+3.
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I warned you about RobinHood, bro.
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PDT is for any US based broker.
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But don't say I didn't warn you.
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Bitch, look at my username. I'm not OP. Your autism is scary.
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1738
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Agreed... somewhere near 1750
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I don't think you got that one haha
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I guess not?
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Can't tell if trolling with that name.
It's a fancy booze.
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The options chain is weak.
There's 0 open interest at the $32 strike on Sept. 20th.
Are you saying that contracts will be written if we stick bids out there?
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If you build it they will come
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translation: I will take the opposite side of... |
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It's probably part of their 401k.
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Bro we speak English here
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>U pushy wouldn’t stand a chance of the fuckkn Wall street
Motherfucker you wouldn't stand a chance on Sesame Street wi... |
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delete this you cuck
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Shut up faggot
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good scrap, good scrap
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The upvotes will decide the victor here.
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gotta disagree with the judges on this one, passthesalt1 does not deserve -5 for this
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Has it been revealed..
Has the stock reacted..
There is your answer.
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Word. I have a habit of being overly hesitant. That's why I'm here. You idiots gonna help me lose everything
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We will hold your hand down the mountain of losses... |
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Can somebody eli5 me how this is even possible? I just looked up nvda and it dropped like 60 points in the past 20 days. How the hell do you turn 4K into 250k on that alone? Apparently I don’t understand at all how the stock market works
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He started last mo... |
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Why would it be illegal? Unless you can prove they are intentionally putting out incorrect information, nothing they are doing is illegal.
They are in a fortunate place where anything they say will change the price of the stock. However, they don't have insider information(... |
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Swing trading man. Do nothing, become millionaire in a few years.
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you still have to do your homework. not easy
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I know, I've done mine tho. :) I'd say I had luck on my side in discovering some things tho. And I still spent 6 months writing ... |
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THIS MARKET IS LITERALLY A ROCKET SHIP!! BUY! BUY! BUY! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!!!
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Jesus fuck why did I dump $2,500 into Lam with nflix earnings being today?
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im literally throwing darts here... come on man
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Bitch like ... |
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It would be pretty silly to keep those for a gamble when you can cash out on IV inflation for a certain profit.
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He has a 30% profit right now. Whether or not he guesses earnings right, he's still going to see that profit wi... |
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Weird. I had no idea police entered schools.
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They do. About 40% of schools have police “resource officers” or something to that effect. The worse part is that parents and kids don’t even know that they shouldn’t talk to them. With that said. Many people ha... |
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Will I get a flair for this one?
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I missed out on E TH ERIUM somewhat. I was planning to buy 10x more than I did before it even came out. At the last moment I decided to buy much less than I planned. At the time it was $.33 each. Now its hovering around $150-$180. I could have retired, with 1.5 yachts alr... |
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Saying �� IV �� crush �� makes �� you �� smart ��
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I wont lie, throwing that term around in conversation makes me feel like i have a 200iq
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Do you say "eye-vee" or 4?
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neither. you pronounce it "eh-vvv" like the end of "shiv... |
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Yeah because being a super power without steel and aluminum manufacturers is always the way to go. We can just build our jets , tanks and bombs out of wood when the next world war happens.
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Does your MAGA micropenis feel bigger when you imagine Made in the U... |
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I know someone that was not at work that day at Cantor Fitzgerald.He lives with tremendous guilt.
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68%
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Watch Out of the Clear Blue Sky if you haven't already.
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All that talk for 34 billion, lets see if this is P R I C E D I N
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Dawg did you even read the article?
"Another $16 billion of goods could follow in two weeks, Trump said, before suggesting the final total could eventually reach $550 billion, a figure that ... |
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These are the kind of losses/gains I want to see more of when I come to this sub.
Getting tired of all the Robinhoodfags posting their $10-$100 losses
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bruh 100k losses is the type of shit i live for as long as it isnt me
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I eat $100k l... |
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You have to understand. Earnings, production goals, shareholders equity - those are all dated metrics of a previous generation. What you need to be watching are things like how many retweets a company gets.
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Its almost as if i'm not retarded enough for the ... |
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Wait let's do this - even if there are restricted shares we can just become a majority shareholder and then fix this shit fuck of a company. WSB takes wall street!
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bro you cant fix moviepass its a broke ass business model, and AMC is already coming out with... |
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Holding JNUG puts, already down 50%, am prepared for the penetration this coming monday. AMA
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options on 3x etf
you da man
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I mean obviously this is a bad idea, but why is it a bad idea?
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Options are volatile af, 3x ETFs ar... |
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Am I gay if I got a little teary-eyed while reading this?
History is being made boys.
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Did you see Acosta fucking screaming “did you talk about Otto warmbier?” what a faggot
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Anything to turn this into a negative story about Trump. I can't... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Searched her up. Nope, she's just thick.
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How t h i c c is she?
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[http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg)
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Lmao no... |
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....I'm not sure what to think. Need coffee
Thoughts:
1. You can't have corporate tax reduction without a taxpayer bailout to F&F
2. "End tax payer bailouts" - Allow entities to manage risk themselves through recapitalization of F&F and give themselves a buf... |
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Damn. Pour some out for our CRM niggas.
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hey at least the earnings was good!
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What? I thought the earnings call is at 4 PM CST?
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I think it is but they've aleady released them and beat them pretty good .71 to estimated .... |
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Petition to ban every post involving Cramer
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The Skip Bayless of wall st.
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Omg this is the perfect analogy. Takes different sides on every argument and then proclaims himself right. Only real value is being an agitator to garner attention... |
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His previous post said he had 65k puts on Facebook.
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The real question is how he had 65k to buy on fd's at 20.
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And how did he know on July 18th that FB was magically going to dog it this specific quarter.
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A few things:
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Holy shit he went in on $JPM and $BAC
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Anticipating sector rotation out of tech/retail into financials?
Either way, shorting financials is a good position for Q3/Q4 2019 when corporate and consumer debt defaults like falling dominoes.
Edit: I forgot, Bu... |
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Dude, you can turn that 10k into 100,00k in one day...check out binary options, easy money! if you know what you are doing. Now, you sound like a guy who fucks and knows what you are doing... you dont want to be fuckboi right?
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Fuck yeah man, you close your position yet?
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Still holding
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Fucking wsb. Only place where you have people making 180% or losing 180% and still holding. Congrats tho.
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\>losing 180%
how do? i like
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Some with a lot of experience living and working in China think a higher court will overturn the ruling very quickly due to China not being able to risk losing $MU memory supply.
If $MU really can get better deals by breaking their Chinese con... |
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Removed because you talk like a faggot.
## Speaker_1: ##
Please refrain from insulting gays. My boyfriend is gay.
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He's a nice man though.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Can confirm, am his boyfriend ... u/ceilea will you come back to bed already?
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Lulu director sold a bunch of shares in late august. PUTS
## Speaker_1: ##
Source??
## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.americanbankingnews.com/2019/08/23/dennis-j-wilson-sells-164061-shares-of-lululemon-athletica-inc-nasdaqlulu-stock.html
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s a lot of shares... |
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Ur boi is a fuckin stable genius. He inherited Obama's bull market and may be cratering it.
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Obanga never had a bull market. Just his election alone plunged the US into one of the worse elections of all time. In contrast to Trump who ushered us into the gre... |
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If I buy AMD stock, but i also get kaby lake, am I playing myself?
## Speaker_1: ##
yepp rizen or gtfo (says the bitch that owns an i7 4790k)
## Walls1337bot: ##
4790k lol okay pleb have fun, Lisa is going to have my computer shooting laser beams when R5 hits
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## Speaker_0: ##
[post July 4 gainz](https://imgur.com/gallery/c6Jyi)
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I'm confused, shouldn't it have expired by now?
## Speaker_0: ##
No I have 30 July 30 30 calls. I like 30 so I doubled down Monday and feels goods
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Oh my bad, I thought you meant july ... |
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That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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respond to almost any thread with an adult opinion.
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Literally the quickest way, the automod says that the sub is a safe space and dissenting opinions will be banned.
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I get that subreddits can make their own rules and I support that but why... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone saying it peaked and jumping off. Sorry not falling for that shit again. People said that about nvidia ever since it hit 40 and now it's at 90. Could of been holding nvidia if people didn't trick me :(
## Speaker_1: ##
Internet Rule #1
Don't take advice from ws... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
C'mon...show positions
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s just one lonely put unfortunatley :(. I’ll tell you my gains are about 3 papa johns pizzas rn
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your one put is doing better than [my one put](https://imgur.com/5qFB5ah)
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Sorry I can’t read no... |
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Damn, what’s with all the downvotes..
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Bots of some kind? I’m not sure
## Speaker_2: ##
This is likely why the sub was closed on Sunday. Damn anti-Shkreli /r/LSC brigaders.
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Well then, closing the sub down didn't do shit.
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I don't get how they got a loan at all.... theres no way this turns around
## Speaker_1: ##
My guess is Hudson Bay has some agreement to acquire their IP or the company in that 6 Mil where they will take over anything of value and try to resell it or fire everyone and take ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Those of you trading gold (and other PMs), accumulation/distribution can be useful indicator to add to your toolbox, especially when the underlying is trading the way gold has the last hour and a half.
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Bruh just tell us uppies or downies
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G... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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funniest shit i've witnessed on reddit
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At first it was funny, but then I looked at OP’s post history and it became the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
## Speaker_3: ##
Title should have said "Giant... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Iron fist was garbage so bad I hate they gave the power to that stupid asian chick that was blowing one of the directors. Luke cage is also bad but if u say that people will call u racist. Only good show is daredevil and stranger things
## Speaker_1: ##
Hated Daredevil. So... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Welcome to the future!
I will never understand why WSB hasn't ever yolo'd on the futures, it's exactly what we all talk about everyday, you can make $500-daily just day trading a couple times in and out on the run-ups and there is no Pattern Day Trade Restrictions, you can ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait for Monday. The NK thing ruined the market this week
Edit: Meaning I expect Friday to be red as well if I confused anybody
## Speaker_1: ##
Bad advice imo...Bad Thursdays usually continue into Friday.
## Speaker_2: ##
He means it will recover on Monday.
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Four installments of 5k.
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2 of $10k.... it’s 10. Penny over 10 is CTR’d.
## Speaker_2: ##
A currency transaction report is 10k, but even when I worked for a small local bank I knew to look out for structured deposits.
## Speaker_1: ##
No, a CTR is 10,000.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
can you let me know whenever you sell a stock pls thx
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