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what about our lord shkreli who art in prison, pounded be thy butt? smh
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Do not mock the prophet, it is forbidden
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I just thought it should start w/ lord shkreli and then i thought of him and got turned on and got carried away plz forg... |
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$50k in FD 5 cent puts is hardly massive
for all we know it was a WSBer
edit:
it looks like 10k of the 30.5 and 32 puts were bought as well, and there's some ITM put action as well.
I might get in on this a lil
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I think Janet yelen is speaking today? Can anyone confirm?
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She was speaking yesterday.
Edit: Another testimony is going on [right now.](http://fortune.com/2017/02/15/janet-yellen-fed-testimony-second-day/)
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She's speaking to the financial... |
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I got burned by them once already :(
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What happened?
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One thing I found out is I can't handle yoloing that hard mentally
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How much you lose? And it better be more than lunch money.
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An entire Plays... |
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to not post screen shots of robinhood
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Not sure I'm privy to this one. Oh do you mean they roast your ass for being a RH fag?
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yes. robinhood is for the kids who want to trade with the 1000 dollars they have been saving up their entire life... |
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Did you buy this right after seeing Amazon free tendies post? If so, yea that happens.
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Yes. Yes I did.
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Maybe you're trading them wrong? I bought 1885 calls yesterday at 3:30 for $15.80, sold them this morning at 9:31 for $20.85. Take yo... |
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He predicts a movement with tilt to the short but wants to have gainz in a heavy rally scenario also
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What's that called
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Garden hedge
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Did you just make that up?
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Technically it's "The Olive Garden Hedg... |
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Not trying to say I'd have played it better and I don't have $1M but....you've followed the behavior of $MU more than most. Why would you not take some off the table after that run to $60? Taxes?
It seems like the pattern is pretty consistent \- sudden 20% run in l... |
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If Warren Buffett were to divide his estimated net worth with everyone in the room, they'd each get about $4,680,000.
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I wonder how many of them have a higher networth already
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A bit over 1% of the US population is millionaires. You figure t... |
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What even happened wtf
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A little more than 100K volume in AH sent it down 17%. It's probably going to bounce right back on similar low volume. Probably a good time to buy because it'll probably be a lot higher than that drop at tomorrow's bell.
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Sears has been nonstop diarrhea this week already I'd be careful about betting on more drops. Look what it did after it's recent drop to 8ish
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I am sorry, but why would you be careful about this? Just buy up puts.
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What are up puts?
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Why does this matter though? Don't people crash in cars every day? Am I stupid for thinking this will hardly touch it?
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Because Tesla vehicles, and specifically this model, are inherently more dangerous than a non-luxury, non-electric vaehicle in this exact ... |
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S&P future only down 15 points so far, that's quite disappointing
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Idk what you’re looking at
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futures
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No fucking shit cocksucker they’re down almost .80%
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That's about 15 points in s&p are you re... |
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Apple is notoriously cheap. Good luck with them bidding Tesla at $420.
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If Elon gets convicted of fraud and removed as CEO, the share price is going to tank. Apple would be smart to look into a purchase then, not at its current insane overvaluation.
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I'm considering quitting my job to trade /ES futures full time. Seems like the easiest thing to trade for like 30mins a day then doing whatever afterwards.
Even if I only trade a relatively small position like 3-4 contracts, I can close it after I make like 500-1k or som... |
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How'd you end up with a mil?
Edit: Just a reminder that America is a meritocracy
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One of his earlier posts says he got a small loan of 300k from his parents.
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300k to 1M... that's still insane, but if someone's parents give them a loan of 3... |
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It's funny cause half the people here won't be able to take advantage and short the market.
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I don't know how. Honestly.
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You could buy put options. This will give you the right but not the obligation to sell if the market hits your strike ... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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>Is it worth it?
Let me work it
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> Let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
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.ti esrever ti pilf... |
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I looked at the faqs, limit two mags per person.
But I wonder if stripped lower receivers count? The are legally considered a firearm and dirt cheap.
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PSA was doing a deal where you got 5 stripped lowers and ammo for like $200. With a $50FFL you’d get free... |
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Sadly, getting rid of money during/prior to a divorce is considered dispersal of marital assets. Depends on how much of a bitch your SO is, they will search and discover the money transfers.
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Have a trusted friend hold/invest the money for you. Then go rac... |
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Does this mean $tsla to the moon? Or it means buy more puts because teslaq has more bs bag of $1m lawsuits lined up?
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To the moon. Gotta realize the only advertising they do is word of mouth. With this model, the more cars they have out there(as long as peop... |
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lol the guy isn't even the CEO anymore, stock goes down 4%
>[According to a report by Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#549f60fb4cfc), Schnatter was on a call wit... |
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CPRX
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puts or calls?
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Calls, that shit will get FDA approved tomorrow.
P.S I got shares, cause IV is high and options seem overpriced.
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What time does this news hit, like before market open tomorrow?
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Fucking hilarious that that news didn’t come out until after close. There’s people way above our pay grade making millions off of this information
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What..news?
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Trump says he expects to go ahead with the tariffs
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So...maybe... |
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!! Just bought into this niqqa. I'm gonna lose my shit tomorrow.
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keep it a week or so at least. one PR statement and this thing will wash over.
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HONESTLY FUCK THESE assholes. They know about this shit pump the stock up, ju... |
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This is nsfw, but the banner is fine?
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you must be new here
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don't touch my flair pleb
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Judging by your post history, it seems you're fresh new pleb who got flaired. *I would tread lightly bro*. There is flair rapeage going... |
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Congratulations guys! Well done.
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Thanks dude.
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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That's pretty impressive considering she has a salary of around $200k/yr and lives in the Bay Area.
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Bribes dont come cheap
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I mean if the president hates America whose looking out for us?
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What is this? Trump is actually doing the dirty work and getting his hands dirty to fix this country for once. He's pretty fucking amazing to be honest
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That’s a good idea but what makes you think their user base is going to change anyone soon? Who’s calling out chegg on this? Are students who subscribe to their “tutoring” now deciding not to since it’s actually cheating?
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Their cheating user base certainl... |
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I got $29 VXX calls for Friday. Hope we make some money, my fellow autist.
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bought a $25 call for friday in at .31
come on bois you better not fail me or else i ain’t eating this weekend../
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When did you buy for .31? They are 1.5 right ... |
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Bloomberg gave a pretty wide estimate today when they were talking about it. 4b -40b. Wonder where it'll end up. I don't plan to have any position since I think it's just going to Twitter and eventually fade out of vogue.
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There was still money to be made... |
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How is this not a violation of SEC rules, tweeting forward guidance?
Shouldn't this be filed with SEC first? SEC might as well bend down and blow Elon while he fucks them by violating all the rules.
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dumb question. lions gate does films right? cant you just find their revenue/sales easily? that stuff is tracked. i would think estimates are fairly accurate.
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I love that so many people are still selling stock. Did they buy stocks with their rent money and need to salvage it or some shit? Turn off the computer and come back later, you'll be fine.
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There are, just not in tech.
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Yeah, I'm up 4% this past week.
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That's impressive. Half my portfolio which was non tech is doing well, the other half tech is ugly. But I am buying down here for the next move up.
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What the news here?
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the humana news, they told the ftc to fuck off on their document requests...might mean the ftc will refuse to allow merger.
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where do you see this
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CNBC just had it on air
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why'd it go up today. gme is literally sears and radioshack. puts at open probably
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Possible buy out from private firm. Im holding calls I bought today hoping buy out is over current share price.
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Have u ever seen a trump tweet cause a massive gap up or down before?
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Should be pretty minimal on a FD especially OTM.
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You lost money on Shipping? how?
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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Is this legit
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Yes, just look on Twitter
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What’s twitter
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What’s a computer?
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What's looking?
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What is love?
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baby don't hurt me
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>kindly
Scammer is an Indian dude 100%
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Is kindly Indian?
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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bruh
per your stats
EBITDA of 150m (supposedly)
market cap of 300m
debt of 600m
EV/EBITDA is like 6 (which is the correct thing to be looking at) which seems pretty fair for a company that's not organically growing and leveraged to the gills
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??? just looked at chart, shit tanked hard right after you posted this
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Yeah wtf. Next time I'll make a CARA dip post.
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as soon as you posted this comment it started to go back up..are you the inverse god?
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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What stream? I'm lost.
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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What am I looking at?
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Snapchat.
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When did snapchat became buzzfeed?
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About 12 months ago when they decided to go public, but had no revenue stream.
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Word is prerevenue
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no
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care to elaborate on why?
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Great news! Im losing my job tomorrow, so now I can focus on my dream of being a full time options trader!
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“Options trader” �� we gamblers brah
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This is all shopped right? You can't go in the negative like this can you? I just started trading and while I know there's a 99% chance of this being fake, I've been surprised before.
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Wallstreetbets is one of the best communities on reddit. We’ve got people with $200 accounts, we’ve got people with $1mm accounts, we’ve even got faggots with $0 accounts. We diverse as fuck, equal opportunity subreddit with something for any level of wealth. We openly we... |
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"Looks like Winnie the Pooh", oh man I knew Xi looked familiar
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You've never seen this before?
https://ep01.epimg.net/cultura/imagenes/2017/07/17/actualidad/1500277856_223632_1500278079_noticia_normal.jpg
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This image is banned in China :D
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then it goes up 10% next week
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That's when you buy.
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and the cycle of faggotry continues
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New cycle new gains
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>New cycle new pains
FTFY
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What is ftfy?
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I'd assume billions of people would die and the entire continent would sink into the ocean.
But this is all just speculation since I'd assume the only thing that could make China crash would be like an astroid or something.
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Or a second, better, Hitler.
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Ah, the President out for a stroll.
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I would love to see a Trump Dynasty but only if all the others don’t rule besides Baron or whatever his name is
He seems ok
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Barron is the President currently, he is the mastermind behind the campaign ... |
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Some say Buffet was an asshole for giving his son a shitload of money but no knowledge on how to manage it. Buffet was notorious for neglecting his kids to work instead
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"Neglecting"
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If getting $90,000 from your dad at 19 is being neglected... |
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Someone bought a ton of puts (230 to be specific, the 1000 is from 9am thursday) right before close, right before that asshat downgraded. That is some serious bullshit SEC violation right there.
ROMIT SHAH YOU SCUMBAG
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1000+ puts at $107? "Hedging" my ass
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This wont happen for a while, I work in banking everybody has a job now and most people are working. Things are very strong as it stands.
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The irony in this response is amazing. Put yourself in the shoes of the banking industry in early 2007. What a ducki... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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That’s actually an academically correct reason to do a share buyback
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Because you have a fuckton of Money you don’t know what to do with? Or because the price is just too low?
Edit: not trolling, but both sound like valid reasons
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You do a... |
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Lol I can tell you RAD guys are so fucked because your support group style DDs are getting more and more delusional.
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RemindMe! 6 months "RemindMe of death"
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Kill yourself, this my town, fucktardbot /u/RemindM... |
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Lemme just light this candle for a sensual evening of alcohol, nicotine, cocaine, *and* heroin...*at the same time*.
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He doesn't have electricity. Come on man, cant hit up in the dark.
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Nigga he got a lamp on behind him. Not to mention... |
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Well maybe they should produced more. I would have happily bought one for my son months ago if they were in stock. I got him a used PSP instead and he loves it.
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Lmao. I had a PSP like...? Ten years ago. Your kid must think you're a pathetic poorfag if he l... |
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But they upgraded $GLW which is like the MU for special screens and fiber optics... we covered the guts of devices now it’s time to move into the exterior.
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Now that's funny, I have calls on $GLW.. I might make something out of those finally, bought like 180... |
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Buying long dated Apple calls for Jan/April and laughing to the bank
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2 months is long dated?
I guess this is wsb...
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For an option contract, well, yeah
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that’s not how it works chief
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Yes it is Kimosabe.
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I bought 100 shares when they were 1.92.
Not buying more is one of my biggest regrets.
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Your biggest regret should be not buying calls, instead. You could be up like 10,000%.
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I can't even imagine if you would have bought super long te... |
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Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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The Unitetheright rally is like 20 people. Ain’t shit gonna happen.
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Angry ass lefties errywhere tho. ... |
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Facebook has been taking a beating on the news lately . Bear gang ����
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Soros investment gang shorting and soros media gang reverse-shilling (not sure the correct term here)
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Fud (fear uncertainty doubt)
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That's how I feel w... |
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Trump’s name was synonymous with success and making money for decades lol
You keep trying though
EDIT: be more mad you losers
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and bankruptcy tho
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Is that what the Mac Miller song (or literally dozens of others) was about?
When Obama w... |
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MFW holding AMD since 13.4
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Dude you're not even close to true wsb until you ride AMD from 14$ to 12$ a couple of times with averaging down involved if you're kinky
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> averaging ~~down~~ up
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There's no up with amd.
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, go... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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Except no one digs into the details of the expense. Let’s just ignore th... |
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There is no shortage of autists...
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I’m somewhat crazy but this wasn’t just some irrational play. I follow a bunch of professionals who actually do this for a living and they were calling a drop on NVDA to $175 but Dec 7. So it was an actual calculated pl... |
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Really curious to see what happens monday
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Same.
I'm feeling pretty grateful i closed out about half of my positions earlier in the week. The other half are of course shit kicked, and I lost a good amount on earnings plays - god damn tech stocks.
They re... |
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If someone has stock options at Amazon they can afford their mortgage.
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Are they not engineers? Or how does a FANG employee not earn enough for mortgage payments on a 1.5million house? Certainly they don’t make less than I do at ... |
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6334 [The Story of the Hoover Dam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNQ4-Cm5AhY94772)
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I have a masters degree in neuro/molecbio and briefly did some research on alzheimer's drugs.
99.9% chance of failure.
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As a lefty I just want to say how much of a loser Clinton is for not being able to beat trump. Like holy shit. Anyone else would’ve easily beaten this guy. Stupid bitch
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Anyone tried using the auto industry as a leading indicator for recessions? I feel like the last time we heard this about of bad news with auto makers was mostly driven by high gas prices, that’s not really the issue at the moment so there’s gotta be a different catalyst.
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Can someone explain how this works, I was getting confused looking into put and stop orders. I'm very new to this and just usually invest into mutual funds and leave a lil in my bank from my job.
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a put is an option (contract) that lets you sell stock at... |
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To the moon or Priced in?
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Priced in
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Proves again that all those yearly Reports of declining iPhone demand are trash again.
86% of all smartphone profits.
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Profits and demand aren't the same thing
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I ca... |
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Good. Fuck Bloomberg. That article definitely played a roll in triggering the tech selloff.
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Yes, let's blame the journalists who wrote the story. Not the totalitarian regime in China installing back door processors in our electronics.
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Co... |
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Pray that my Apple Feb calls [go to the moon](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3631162/i-wanna-go-to-the-moon-o.gif)
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What's the strike..
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$130
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Oh... Oh...
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I'm joking. Isn't one guy's flair here "AAPL to... |
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I’m genuinely curious if she survived that
EDIT: Apparently that is a dude.
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Shoes came off. He's dead.
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Is this a legit measure
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Yes
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DD in comments
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Since reddit is full of tech nerds, like IT faggots, engineers, programmers, and students who are trying to join the ranked of the illustrious aforementioned undersexed ranks,
WHY CAN'T THIS SUB MANAGE SOME BETTER FUCKING DD WHEN IT COMES TO SOFTWARE/TECH/IT/COMPUTER COMPAN... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over th... |
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Buy a Tesla with it!
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Not enough after tax unless he is ok with preowned or super base model.
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I'm a day 0 model 3 pre order, and I've already been invited to configure, so it's enough, but I'm waiting for the dual motor model 3.
Also, afte... |
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Sanders wants to tax the market $.50 on every $100. Fuck him and his communism. It's not like the average Joe doesn't already pay enough in commissions.
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Fuck sanders. Like you basically said, his economic policies are bullshit.
If bernie sanders became pr... |
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Be pissed at myself for trading options and losing more money after I had previously blown up my account on two other occasions.
Feels bad.
I work in finance and have hedge fund experience, and I have a CFA designation. I don’t know how I can suck so much at this...
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Saw the shitpost, looked at the poster, and didn't expect it to be coming from you.
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That’s when you know it’s bad
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MU was down a full 1.5%
hey marty what's your leverage rn?
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I bought a 66 6/15 call for .16 break even 66.1... |
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Hope he goes to jail lol
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Fuck you
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was *swearers anonymous*
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You must be new here
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You must be *rude* here if your first response is to swear at me! ��
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Fake- tweeted on July 29
Gay- they were boys
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Shit I forgot to change the date. Oh well, now it's really a shitpost
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Definelty did it on purpose just to say this. Fag
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If I could think far enough ahead while making this t... |
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Thanks.. I feel like I just gave you access to my account though.
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Lol it's just thinkscript, created by TOS developers. That would be literally impossible, they wouldn't want that on their hands. Going to upload a pastebin of it since people seem to u... |
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fucking clicked on my work computer.. god damnit fuck I only saw part of it but I'm pretty sure it's glorious.
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My fault. I do not work, not sure what the rules are but now labeled.
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Eh, I was doing shots with the President of the C... |
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I missed the part where Amazon doesn't pay taxes and isn't employing anyone.
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I think he's talking about depriving local municipalities of sales tax revenue.
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I think Trump might be suggesting that sales tax legislation at the state level s... |
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I think there also needs to be a minimum trade size to use the term YOLO, sick of reading YOLO posts on some shitty RH account with $250.
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A true yolo of $30k is just plain stupid. Unless your account is >$1M. If you're making ... |
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"Corrected" like 3-5%...you are experiencing normal swings. Amazon is onward and upward for the foreseeable future.
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That's what I'm hoping for. Prime day is coming up, shit better be magic.
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I car less about prime day and more about ... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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This is why tech companies should hire only top talent. Google, Nvidia, and SpaceX are examples of that. Companies like Raythe... |
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AAAAAAND ITS GONE.
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yea :(
tfw all red
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oh no!! your pennies.
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fuck me right? Disregarding the rest of my portfolio
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>rest of my portfolio
get out of here with that safe shit. We live our lives ... |
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