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Well in China stocks are red when it goes up and green when it goes down so you are doing fine there.
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I thought that's the Australians thing.
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no, you're thinking of the toilet water spinning the wrong way
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let's face it, e... |
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paging u/Lilkanna
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Man, this is kinda rough. I hope nobody I know sees it.
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I don't have enough karma to post here, but here's what I wrote back to him:
https://imgur.com/gallery/GRWgT
Only we get to shit on us.
He posted it and zing... |
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Positions or ban fag
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Well what the fuck is it to you
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Whoa whoa whoa I know you’re autistic but calm those bursts down... it’s just one fag to another trying to figure out what you did wrong...
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It's a play on his use... |
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Why the fuck would you short TSLA? This is basically like shorting Ford (F) during the 20 century. Unless you are playing a short term position, this makes no fucking sense.
Go fuck yourself.
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But their valuation is based in their ability to deliver cars t... |
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I'm too scared for a life in prison to do that shit. Imma get my Yacht the legal way thanks anyway dont forget to practise holding on to slippery soap
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You do you! But someone make me a guide for the dark web, I'm going in!
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Google tor ... |
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$stock 'hope you sanitized exit'exit"exit"'
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Or just don't treat the user-provided string as code to be executed, so that no sanitation is needed.
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It's going to be executed one way or another since he has to use it to call the api. Either h... |
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Few times in my life I have been left speechless... this was very, very close to that happening.
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I will take 8 million shares but for $30......those suckers.
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> 8 million shares but for $30
OMG can't stop laughing...
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Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang
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Spen ten racks on a new chain.
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My bih luh do cokaine
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Everyone in this comment chain should be sterilized.
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I want him to post his loss porn. Something about selling fds and getting burned turns me on.
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He never posted proof for most of his claimed positions/moves
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[proof of him picking pennies in front of a MU roller](https://www.reddit.com/r/wa... |
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delete this post if u wish to hold ur gains.
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My gains are pretty safe. Holding deep ITM leaps that were purchased long ago.
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Well u hate money I guess. Welcome to WSB where everybody is getting sick of gains.
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I think... |
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I panicked during Thanksgiving and told everything to sell this morning. I sold enough of each to get my original investment back as cash, and kept the "profits" as stock. Apparently I made $200 in two days.
I then took all that money and YOLO'd PIP. I'm now the proud owner... |
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I'm *for* people eliminating themselves from the gene pool. No need to hinder natural selection.
What I'm trying to say is, kill yourself.
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Your modding privileges have been removed.
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This isn't /r/news, cupcake. There is no censorship and ... |
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Ur forgetting that interest rates r going to 0 so the cost of servicing this debt will be negligible, also when the fed goes back to qe and inflation picks up that’ll further reduce the debt burden. Fucking retard
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good stuff. post details would be cool.
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since I've had a few requests
https://imgur.com/a/nP3I5
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very interesting. so few losses. i guess with your time frames generally being so far out you can usually get rid of them for a profit on a... |
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Unlike actually boycotting companies, if I don't buy a company's stock, NOTHING will change, the companies are 100% unaffected by their stock price. So what the fuck is this queer talking about?
If I could buy a company that literally makes money off selling slaves, I would... |
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They should pay for a hotter chick
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Forget how she looks, the problem is her outfit. A plain white tee and black jeans? She should be wearing a bright yellow shirt with the Snap ghost on it and maybe white pants. Shoot, they should have someone *in a Snap g... |
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How much of your SPY puts did you sell to fund this?
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None but im fully margined now.
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So any further move against you and you'll be called?
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I have a cushion but I cant buy anymore.
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why did it pop in may?
here we are http://www.streetinsider.com/Corporate+News/Apollo+Education+Group+(APOL)+Takeover+Offer+from+Consortium+of+Investors+Raised+to+$10Share/11568220.html
so you want us to short a stock that has 10% + takeover offer?
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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Lol you follow infowars? Jesus you are retarded.
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lol why is it retarded to see what all spectrum of news reports on? I listen to NPR in the morning on the way to work, though I want to blow my brains out, its still good to see what everyone's talking about... |
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So it looks like nobody is doing shit today, which is great for all of us call holders expiring today
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I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.
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No sarcasm, I don't see any of my MSFT, SQQQ, CRON or GE doing a damn thing in the past 15 minut... |
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> n. 27 October 40 calls will now be expensive as fuck, considering the pre
What date did you pick? Still Oct 27?
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Are you a skinny Asian or White kid in your mom's basement instead of a real... |
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#Now $42k profit on AAPL today alone.
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GD daddi nice! Just wondering, how do the taxes work out on these massive gain trains you always seem to capitalize on?
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Capital gains taxes. Gotta pay the emperor.
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How do they make money?
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Subscriptions. I have the single user. The downside is I pay for the single user but all of my employees use it, we are a small business and have to cut costs where we can. No idea how many business do the same. Ofcourse the money fo... |
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1) Buy AMD
2) Buy MU
3) Buy NVDA
4) Buy BAC bull spread
5) Buy FNMA / FMCC pfds
6) Buy NOK
7) Short SNAP
8) hookers and blow?
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Buy my 3x inverse mutual fund GUNJ$ to retire next week.
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retirement by noose; the wsb way of retiring.
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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edit: could you guys please read more carefully. I'm not asking why this technology is useful. I'm asking why you think this technology is HUGE. Why do you expect this technology to propel the value of Intel or Micron any more dramatically than those companies are current... |
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Well, you *did* say "faggot" on a board that doesn't allow words like "faggot" so..
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I called OP "a bundle of sticks" in a very tongue in cheek manner for not citing a source in a /r/whoadude post.
I was banned and when I messaged them about it asking why, ... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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Right?
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No, in Federal Prison you almost always have to serve 85% of your sentence.
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That's fucking gay.
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Not that bad not even down 1%. Chinas response will be the real crash. They dont even import that much so they will have to take other steps to retaliate.
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If China wants to fuck us, they'll say "OK you win, we'll stop using the money to buy your government ... |
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Get on my level bought 100 shares at $30 sold at $27.
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holy shit LOL
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Proof: http://imgur.com/Mv0rjG3
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WSB legend. why did you sell at the time?
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I ~~was~~ am a pussy
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I used to be heavy on sportsbetting and getting into options saved me a lot of money. It still gives me the daily dose of “yep, I shouldn’t have done that”
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I'm in on the betting but haven't touched options. Is it easier to turn a profit? (I know nothing th... |
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Low unemployment isn’t really a good thing with respect to business profitability.
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mo credit mo spending mo profits
youre right that COGS goes up when wages go up, but in a broader sense it's better for the economy as long as we don't hyperinflate
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Virgin "Profitable" vs Chad "Losing 20 000$ per sold car"
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How? Why is he selling?
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In order to make money you gotta lose money
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But how would you make money
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By losing money
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Link to incident? If they did that shit will be the last straw.
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[Here](https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#287574004cfc)
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Ohhh shit... He's a comp... |
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Which doesn't make sense. Sustainable burgers is a good investment. Cheaper to make than regular burgers, uses less energy to make.
But old man Jenkin's probably doens't care because he wont be here for it.
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China has a credit and cash problem. Hey are propped up on shitty finance.
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yes, the credit growth is unsustainable but unlike the US/Japan, they can grow out of it. Per capital GDP is only 8-9k in China compared to 30-40k in Japan/US. China can make its de... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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Congress hates the USPS though.
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Yeah but they hate Amazon more
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I mean a straddle is currently priced at breakeven if TSLA moves 5%. That's honestly not that crazy in this environment.
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Are you willing to bet 3-4K per straddle? Too rich for my blood. I’m not confident enough to toss down that kind of money and on 1 sh... |
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Im talking rock bottom fico scores.
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No income verification
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Adjustible rates, dogshit.
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Equifax no checks. Let's do this rodeo again, boys.
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What?
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Equifax got hacked. Just abolish credit c... |
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I don't think that's an unreasonable value honestly. They're already monetizing, they have the teenage demographic in the bag, spectacles seem interesting and give them an opportunity to win a wearable area that hasn't been done right yet.
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yeah but what c... |
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https://redd.it/92pcd1
75k in puts
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He also has $70,000 shorted. He hasnt posted since yesterday. Probably ded.
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This is beautiful. My 460 shares thank his sacrifice
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That money has to come from somewhere, because Tesla ... |
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I don't understand why they don't just go after FAANG (+M) Companies. I think that would hurt more than taxing physical goods...
Make Apple pay a decent amount of taxes.
Break up the effective monopoly that Google has.
Sue Amazon and Microsoft for giving the NSA access to... |
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I didnt think this would break $40. I guess those buy backs dont mean shit now.
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Well... At this level they may buy back 15% of the float instead of 10%. Building for long term gains.
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Market cap is now ~$40B, buyback is $10B.
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Are you buying shares or calls? Personally will be going for aapl, amazon, baba
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Shares as I think I have enough money to not risk calls. Although I really want to buy calls
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I have maintained my wealth throug... |
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Wait, am I still on WSB?
Good work Comrade.
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Glad you guys all like it. Its useful for me as well because condensing/summarizing the info forces me to better retain it. I'll definitely be making this a regular thing since I'm doing the reading anyway.
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Why did Verizon want Yahoo? What was still profitable?
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Yahoo still has a lot of people using their mail platform. (Including me, the same email address since 1994.) They also own Tumblr and Flickr. Also Yahoo is still ahead of Bing on search engine usage an... |
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Can anyone provide me with a better reason they expect AMD to go down besides the fact that it’s gone up so much? Because until I hear legitimate concerns I’m long AMD. They broke the $13 resistance, that should bode well if anything
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They’ve broke the $13 ... |
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Throwing $X in a one-shot YOLO won't actually teach you much about stock trading nor investment in general.
You seem to have been given an *AMAZING* opportunity here, and -despite the average tone of this subreddit, I would urge you to make the best of it by actually trying... |
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Any other day I would be spanking it to this but after that dude turned 1K into 50K+ I’m tapped out
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Who did that? Haha
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Dunno it’s somewhere in hot probably. Guy had 1K in stupidly OTM ROKU puts expiring today and hit the jackpot
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Lol some thot on tinder was like add me on snap then asked to pay for her nudes like tf that’s what porn is for dumb whore my money is for fds
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I wish someone would pay me that much to see my bush
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Facts I can shave real quick and her wil... |
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You obviously don’t know what you are talking about.
Long term employee happiness and commitment is not good? Do you understand the costs associated with hiring and retraining employees?
The $15 is a good move. Look at Costco for an idea of why. Higher wages leads to sati... |
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It still blows my mind that Martin takes the time to answer my e-mail and questions (He didn't post it on this podcast). He is on trial for something that could send him to prison for years, and he goes out of his way to give advice to his disciples. I hope he is found not g... |
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In his defense that was like half a million in today dollars back in 1973.
Most would take that money instead of 10% of something that may be worth billions or $0 in their lifetime.
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I would counter 50:50 split. $50,000 and 5% of Nike.
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Pay respect to JD calls below.
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SNAP $20 calls Dec 1
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Bruh.... that's legit burning money
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I have insider info
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Funding secured? Or is it that December 1st isn't on a Friday?
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They're lauching a full Snap client for web and redesigned ap... |
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I literally just sold this, why you think it's gonna spike up?
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... why did you buy it in the first place? Serious question.
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Because I thought it would go up when I bought it and I was right but I haven't been seeing much potential rn. Was... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
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Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells self ... |
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Anyone else super disappointed by this whole shitshow? I thought Spacey was the man.
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even if he's a scumbag, why should I give a shit? I don't watch house of cards anymore really, but still.. like, fuck off netflix. why you gotta go canceling a show for rea... |
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Damage control.
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/u/Theghost129 be like: "Don't worry honey, I'll make back double what I lost last week. You trust me baby, right?"
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You don't have to tag someone when you're replying to them.
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/u/Silver5505 GFY
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no he did not
saying he invented it is a gross oversimplification that gives him way too much credit
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He is literally the founder of the original company.
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Wrong.
He was the founder of a company ([x.com](https://x.com) \- founded in 1999)... |
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It can't be that options aren't mainly used for leveraged speculation
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Why speculate on oil on Friday with nothing special...
Until..
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I speculate on Friday's specifically hoping for something to happen over the weekend.
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Someone just learned what gamma is
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Fuck Gamma! DELTA BOYS CHECKING IN!
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R-r-rho checking in...
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Rho, Rho, Rho your boat...
...Until you have a yacht.
Long all the DITM $EFA LEAPS.
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Hes also long game stop and tailored brands sooo
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I'm long game stop, it is a very profitable company with lots of money in the bank priced at 1/3 book value and the next console generation launches next year.
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This is my personal favorite Donald Trump quote
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a co... |
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Everyone always talks about going all in margin on a levered stock.
OP delivered.
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I thought $3K was max margin amount? Am I wrong?
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Broke faggot
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I am curious what the tier lvl r in rh.
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I'm fucked with my balls deep in MU. Currently 35% of my portfolio is MU. AMA.
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35% is balls deep? faggot u must be new here
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Let me tell ya how balls deep I actually am. I am in school and will still be in school until I am close to 30 yrs... |
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Where can I buy a Porsche on margin?
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Dealership.
Most porsches are bought on margin.
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>not buying outright
what a stupid thing to do
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I mean, leasing is cool if you turn over cars like pancakes. Picked up a GLS450... |
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That, is some funny shit my friend. Let us know how it goes.
You'd probably need to try some other dating sites that older folks use these days, I don't know what the age breakdown is on tinder but I bet it skews younger.
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Okcupid?
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Buy the dip. Coconut FTW
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Team lemon right here.
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Raspberry here
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Obviously the rare single can mango is the best
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Pamplemousse FTW
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What's your monthly return looking like?
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You still have a job? I thought you'd be, like, doing what you want to do, providing value where you want to even if you suck, and other fun stuff. While ... |
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I am a proud member of the 6% or so. Not sure why I come here
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I’m part of the one percent for my age. 70k a year@ 21y/o.
My coworkers who I’ll be working with make about 120k.
I’ll be there in about 3 years.
I feel like I’m smart because I’m doing so... |
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I believe there was a bear attack at open to drive the price down and trigger people's stop losses so some people could buy in low.
I bought in at 1.97 after the comeback to average down, but then it drooped down again. Welp.
Think it will recover though [to at least $2... |
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Are you fucking kidding me. -___-
After all the times we've discussed every reason *not* to go into bio, you fucking not only go in bio, but you try to call options on them.
Dude, I can't with you. You gotta learn somehow, I guess. But damn. W... |
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Unless you got in on that IPO $$$
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That's sweet. Which ticker so I can buy it and crash the stock?
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BUY AMD
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Reminds me of [Who Wants to Be Broke?](https://m.imgur.com/rJYcEo0)
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Miss him already
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where did he go
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Banned
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How so
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Mods should've listened to him instead of banning. We would've got ... |
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I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Something I don’t get, is if everyone knows/agrees it is going to tank more, why doesn’t it get their sooner? Like if most people think it’s got another -20% to go why is it not a bigger dump, surely not many people would be expecting a turn around very soon
Also I get if i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Point out that they only post memes, none of them are funny, and everyone treats them like reviewed, sourced evidence in a non-ironic manner
Source: got banned for making fun of someone trying to explain what corporate disclosure was because they took a meme too seriously
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Short sellers are pedos
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I wanted to upvote this but the number of upvotes is 69 so I can’t.
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You know reddit does vote fuzzing, right?
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What’s that?
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You don't see the actual amount of votes but an amount ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
likely DWI. nice fear mongering. relevant flair btw
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yeah, driving northbound on southbound avenue in most populated area of the city at lunch hour. very likely DWI
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glad u agree
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worst form of humor
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Not a... |
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Goodbye
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holding:
MU (100%)
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What’s your plan with it?
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Continue to bag hold?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah now that there are multiple big companies saying they expecting demand to still outstrip supply at least for a few more quarters
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Yo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trunk club for poors. Just join five four
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> five four
never heard of it, thanks
## Speaker_2: ##
How to look like an LA douche.
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Here's how:
1. skinny jeans
2. oversize t-shirt
3. High tops
4. round sunglasses
Enjoy
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## Speaker_0: ##
All the candidates are garbage this year.
Bernie = fucking taxes are high enough
Hilary = fucking cannot be trusted
Trump = fucking terrible foreign relations and identifies as a wrinkled orange
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http://i.imgur.com/TuvPcK4.png
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[delete... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
BTFD?
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56.88 would have been an attractive purchase. but you see, im a degenerate bagholder. the holder of once hugely profitable calls... now bloody.
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I’m never getting greedy ever again. I was up 100%... now I’m down like.. a lot.
Don’t wa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Careful with TQQQ. Your second idea is better if you want to protect yourself a little better
Edit: Am a TQQQ bagholder from $176
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Haha but in 15 years I feel like it should be up!
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That is probably how some felt just 2 years ago after b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
For someone ootl , fill me in?
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[Here you go buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7h5g75/i_want_to_use_a_credit_card_to_invest_can_this/)
u/JDGWI
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Wtf, I already said that the mods won't let me make an update. So I could not c... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What about GE CEO Jack Donaghy?
## Speaker_0: ##
you mean john flannery?
ge under JACK welch- up
ge after JACK welch- down
WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE
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No I mean Jack Donaghy.
Come on Lemon!!
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t think he ge... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Robinhood can eat my ass, I'm not paying them back lmao.
EDIT: My portfolio is not the only thing about to flatline.
EDIT 2: For those wondering, a stock tanked so fucking hard, Robinhood couldn't liquidate fast enough apparently, now my portfolio is in debt and worthless ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think the fact that it's not a Robinhood screenshot confused people
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god i hate robinhood.
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I love it, it lets me know who the real faggots are that use it
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What do you use
## Walls1337bot: ##
he just said he uses robi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You bought when the IV was higher and are now losing your ass. It's buy low, sell high not the other way around.
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I get that, but what made IV decrease since this morning? Was there a way I could've seen that the IV would decrease today? It's VRX, so I was a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking hell, how do you resist the urge to cash out at 100%? 200%? 300%? This is legendary shit
I assume you're going to sell to close the Jan 19 ones this week?
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Sold the Jan 19 ones before close on Friday.
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Why would one sell the options... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Think u forgot a zero there after 30..
## Speaker_1: ##
But really memes aside you can't be upset over 30% on a position you've had for 45 minutes
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Yeah that's like 3500% annualized
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It's 65,520% per year, Assuming you can only make gainz w... |
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Who cares, if they want to waste their time, let them. Theres enough of that garbage on reddit, last thing I need to do is go into a sub filled with it.
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Amen
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Watch out. They are in here, as evidence of the allmight karma
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Yolo on APRI
For some reason I assumed the stock would go up. Thinking one failed test result wouldn't bankrupt the company. Also assumed fireselling would die off. The results were terrible it was a huge loss.
First Buy
http://imgur.com/V5686cK
Second Buy
http://img... |
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