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How much money do you usually throw away at bad picks? Why would apple go up 12% in 2 weeks?
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I tossed $40k at Rite Aid during the roller coaster. Ended up turning that around into a 20% profit (Among other yolo's). As for reasoning, I have a gut feeling ... |
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Here is how it would work
WSBer - "THANKS FOR THE MONEY ASSHOLE"
Other side - "I'm a market maker you stupid fuck, your 5 calls cost less than my tie"
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lol u think we wear ties ������
truth is we pick off scrubs in shorts and sandals
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Robinhood can eat my ass, I'm not paying them back lmao.
EDIT: My portfolio is not the only thing about to flatline.
EDIT 2: For those wondering, a stock tanked so fucking hard, Robinhood couldn't liquidate fast enough apparently, now my portfolio is in debt and worthless ... |
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He would never admit to being here, “news” outlets would literally trash him for being a degenerate gambler/daytrading addict
Edit: Especially after the Funding Secured, $420 thing, never gonna happen but he reads this subreddit 100%
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We said the same abou... |
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We will find out on Monday.
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Really, or are you just fucking with us? I know the deadline is July 7th, but is there a chance it'll happen Monday?
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Monday man, believe me.
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I want to believe. How do you feel about the merger?... |
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Wish I'd had the balls to quadruple down on 10/19 60s when it was at $46, bought 100 shares instead.
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I truthfully don’t have the guts for 10/19 but free seeing this much of a restoration I’m leaning towards dropping 25k in October and 25k on Jan calls. Mayb... |
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How does that math work out? Are the jobs done by robots?
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It’s almost like the unemployment rate that is usually advertised is a sham and doesn’t account for true unemployment or under employment.
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What is true unemployment? Why would under... |
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There has to be at least one dipshit that invested a loan and luckily became a multimillionaire. He probably thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
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Survivorship bias is a hell of a drug.
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If he only invested once, there is 50% chance he made m... |
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I'm surprised you actually linked to the real suicide hotline instead of an anal lube supplier or a chicken tender manufacturer or something.
I lost pretty big on this. Feels bad man. End of the day this means I'm working the next few months for free. Not the end of the wor... |
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Oh yeah? Are they going to make turbines? GE is amazon proof.
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GE makes turbines for planes. Planes are used for shipping. Amazon does shipping. Amazon buys GE.
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>Amazon buys GE
Terrible decision lol
## Speaker_1: ##
So was buying the l... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
implied value on options are massive... damn I wish I could have been in on this. 30 FD calls are up 2000%
\*3500% now.....and now 6000%+....and now as of 7:52 implied increase is approaching a 10000%, yes 100x jump...holy shit. congrats to whoever got in...
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Car washes, lawn work, etc.
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Those all sound gay.
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Make you appreciate the value of a dollar though.... when money comes easy it goes just as fast
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Truuu. I washed dishes the summer I was 15.
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Th... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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Except no one digs into the details of the expense. Let’s just ignore th... |
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Chill and enjoy my promotion. I got made director of business development with my company (not publically traded so no need to short, lads), so I am stoked. 70k/yr salary plus contractual employment which will put me at 140k/yr. I am 24.
2 years ago I was making 20k/yr and ... |
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I heard that too this morning, I could not believe that it was so blatant!
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You've got to be this blatant with the current guy in the whitehouse.
It's like telling the least scrawniest kid who's been beat up by the school bully that you'll give them $10 and... |
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Considering a Kate Spade exit strategy LOL
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This line killed me.
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Actually it killed Kate Spade
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So much for my attempt at subtlety
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This is wsb, WTF did you expect?
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I expected people o... |
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You still have 62k dude, don't kill yourself. Lotta people would love to be in your boat rn
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Not to mention $62k can grow to recoup losses
Hang in there, there are so many good things upcoming that will make this seem so very minor in the grand scheme of th... |
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Why are people trading at this high of volume / cash use market orders? Wtf
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Cuz you just want the damn thing to go through and don't care about a blip one way or the other if you're balls deep in something green
## Speaker_0: ##
I guess lol. Idk man, dropp... |
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I don’t even have any money and I still lost 4x your whole account value today
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Congrats you have more money than I do. Whoopdy fuckin doo
Lol correction. HAD
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I mean you are the one playing options with 3% chance to profit
## Speak... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What did Brian Ross say?
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He ran a story that trump directly told flynn during campaign to contact russian ambassadors. It turns out, that brian ross didnt go through proper fact checking and ran an unvetted story (because its about trump, ir has to be true,... |
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What even is this stock
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They make fucking tanks nigga
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I work in government contracting. They make tanks and update federal IT systems. Their IT business just got way bigger this year too.
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$HALO
current share price = 10.84
Put Option Contract
strike price = 14.00
ask price = 2.65
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I'm not seeing that price. I'm seeing the ask as 3.60. Also, the guy above you must be talking about European expiry options. Ameri... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dan Schneider is a pedophile.
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Dan “Hold her down she’s a fighter” Schneider ?
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Dan "Man the Party Van" Schneider?
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Dan "Leader of the Cunny Clan" Schneider?
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Dan”Can I see your feet so I can beat my meat” ... |
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More companies use Oracle than Amazon. Also it's extremely difficult to leave Oracle. Their pricing options and bill per service model is extremely effective and competitive. Not saying that won't ever change, but they have done a really good job at hedging off Amazon and... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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Ahaha passive aggressive shit about guidance at the end
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lmao for real
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I didn't catch that passive aggression - what was it?
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"Saving guidance for the end of the call, you really kept us on our seat huh?"
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Damn. Blueblarflubar was spot on when he said it can go down because of the bot thing.
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"We're trying to get rid of all the fake bullshit users." "HOW DARE U EFFECT USER COUNT, SELL SELL!!!"
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It’s not that at all, more like a decent percen... |
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You missed it. It was last night when the futures hit -5% circuit breakers
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How am I supposed to trade last night
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Be wealthy
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I've got over a grand in my Robinhood account, what's the next step?
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Get two ... |
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Congrats making money off a dumpsterfire. Take yo gains and throw it into mu so u won’t have to pay taxes later
## Speaker_0: ##
Is he trading in his ira or something?
Edit: there’s a way to not pay taxes? Please share. I need it.
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I doubt it. It stu... |
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Should I sell my MCD calls before close? Up about 3.3k right now
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What are your positions?
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10/26 170c. Bought them from $1.6 now $7.14
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selll you fool
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Sold!
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all the polifag cuckbois swarm here every time the market goes down a few percent.... sad!
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Crybaby bitches gonna act like crybaby bitches
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Can’t tell if you’re talking about r/wsb or Trump
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I'm talking about crybaby bitches... |
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the guy who declares he's a Jew in a room full of Nazi's
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This will be down af mark my words
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wanna bet? $100 payable via Bitc0in.
If the price on Wednesday's open is lower than Tuesday's close, I win. If the price on Wednesday's open is... |
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Ummm.....there is some chatter that Fortnite, PUBG, and Call of Dutu will be banned in China. ATVI may be in deep shit.
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Pls china will never do that. They already restrict the internet and porn. If they take away games the people will revolt.
## Wall... |
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Automated trading is legal.
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Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure /r/wallstreetbets/ wouldn't have any specific rules against it and that this sort of information scraping would be legal as well.
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Why would you even ask if you can do it? Just... |
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Probably
Readying
A
Yellow cup of chic-fil-a sauce
For the tendies I’ll be getting from
USO
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It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
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Good bot
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Than... |
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I want so badly to short because I know their user metrics will be abysmal, but I’m concerned that worm will pull some shit like hint at going private or give some impossible timeframe for going cash flow positive.
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That's why I closed my shorts. Am hoping ... |
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Why not just put it in your account and then keep a record of who gets what? Whenever they withdraw make see they withdraw an amount minus taxes. You will then just file as yourself. Technically they are giving you the money anyway. Unless it's millions I don't see any a... |
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Spotify has been facing a behemoth of a competitor. Any run this has, short the fucking shit out of it.
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Aren't Spotify the biggest provider of streaming music? They support a shit load of platforms with an easy-to-use app and were one of the first to marke... |
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Adderall on the right?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Don't forget your baking soda cocktail
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Da faq
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Look up amphetamine+sodium bicarbonate
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Would this create a longer effect or stronger effect?
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They’re up 5% at market open lol.
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5.5%
Pls Stahp
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6.26%
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+7.6% !?
Go pump yourself!?
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8.68% ok flex less.... Why?
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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The fourth woman took the $5000 and invested in stock options, losing all of the money. She said to the man "Fuck TSLA"
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Upon learning the news he was upset and, instantly, his smiled shifted to an uncontrollable sob. The incoherent speech soon faded and he ... |
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Seems off. Says NVDA is down 3.76%, TWTR is down 3.37% and MU down 3.30%
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Dip at open
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Dang, sign of things to come?
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Market at open is always extremely volatile. If you get in on fire sale, I suggest you sell on rebound imm... |
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http://coolcode.me/wsb/
I'm setting up a site to collect all wsb plays. Please add all your position.
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I bet we could pool our earnings and open a franchise.
A WSB WAG. RAD.
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I'm adding more feature. Running total etc. Soon.
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LMFAO -- how to ruin your life before you even start. Best of luck friend. If they actually give you a 25k limit as a college student with basically no income that is seriously irresponsible.
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It's hilarious that they say "yeah 25k in debt, well that's onl... |
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Dip got cancelled.
## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like there's red all around but healthcare and finance (??) are up big time so the index appears flat.
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Look at biotech. The dip was yesterday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Why is *finance* up though? I don't even under... |
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Were you the janitor?
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Trader
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What you do now?
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Trades options on Robinhood
## Walls1337bot: ##
I will probably go work for another fund. Autists are in short supply right now
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Are they? I was contempl... |
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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
## Speaker_1: ##
long back problems
## Speaker_2: ##
He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
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And risk having his organs harvested? Send hi... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
## Speaker_1: ##
Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
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## Speaker_0: ##
Global warming is about to claim its first government
And oil, a cause of global worming, will benefit
Is that ironic?
## Speaker_1: ##
Global warming is fairly low on the risk of reasons Venezuela is fucked.
## Speaker_0: ##
[yeah](http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Rule number one for those trying to not default on theirs.
Go back to your freshman year and _don’t_ get a liberal arts degree
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What about mathematics?
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You will be rich and alone forever, or teach high school and alone forever, good job.
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What a fucking bitch
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white knight downvotes. she took a private conversation and posted it publicly to humiliate someone. definitely a bitch
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Jesus you can't just call someone that.
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\#BlackKnig... |
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nobody tell him, with his TWTR FB and AMZN calls he probably won't even see his GOOG loss
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So tell me. Where did you get that gay flair?
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Have to suck a mods dek boi
## Speaker_2: ##
What if I tickle them with maple syrup money?
## Wal... |
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What is minecraft?
## Speaker_1: ##
The 21^st century version of Tetris.
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21st century version of lego...
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Do I get to step on the pieces in the middle of the night and scream everyone awake?
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Only if server goes down l... |
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Is there a short etf with more leverage than uvxy?
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/ES
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Yeah, they don't get it. You can trade ES and be leveraged 30x. That's only 10 contracts.
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Isn't it 50x? For a $1 move, you +/- $50.
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Holy hell th... |
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Buying with unsettled funds is fine. They're just giving you a standard heads up. Now, if you were to sell whatever you bought before the funds settle (ie within 3 business days), then you're free riding. That's when you'll start getting margin calls, freezes, etc.
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Why dude ?
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subscriber # announcement.
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Have you a website for checking the live ?
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pretty sure someone in here posted a phone number for you to call in and listen, no clue if its legit
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That number is fr... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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Rule number 1
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Don't. Talk. To. Girls.
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what are girls? where do i buy?
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Asia probably
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$120k in losses sounds like he traded on here. What was his username?
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F
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C
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U
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Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy. Of course we blame him for the stock market going negative for the year.
(And yes, we are officially down for the year on all indicies)
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Holy shit, the stock market is not the economy you autismo. The e... |
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He even deleted it. What a faggot. Ban please
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Ban!
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BAN!
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BAAAAAANNNNN!
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baaan
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Faaaaag
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N O
V O L U M E
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O N
E M U L O V
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L O V E
N U M O
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U M
N O V E L O
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L O U
V E N O M
My alter ego
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I've been telling you faggots. Do. Not. Bet. Against. Musk.
He's still underrated.
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I know it'll dip tomorrow as there's some pullback, but I'm not even selling.
Talk to me in 10 years when it is 10x the size, and one of the biggest companies in the world.... |
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I'm up $30, saw 3 movies last month
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20 Do u even cost basis?
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Movie tickets are like $18 in NYC
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I live in tx and with a student Id I get tickets for 7 bucks at night
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Yeah that's because Texas is still ... |
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Yes. He knows.
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I feel so bad for you and your still 600k net income. Life must be hard when you pay 500k in taxes.
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> If my... |
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What do you wanna talk about
## Speaker_0: ##
How my calls are killing me rn
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How are you getting killed by your calls
## Speaker_0: ##
They aren’t going up
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Poke them with a stick
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What do you do for a living to have that much cash?
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Did professional services consulting in IT. Quit to trade full time. Took a new job and stopped paying attention to my account as closely as o should have. Now we here.
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This is the end. My only friend, the end.
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BTFD
## Speaker_0: ##
Have been. But this is barely a dip. Where's the riots in the streets? Where's the blood spray?
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In everyone else's accounts. Mine is up 2% today from volatility ... |
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> The bond market isn’t concerned, it’s over when it gets concerned
Or, the bond market isn’t concerned because it’s a price stock market correction and not a sign of recession. The underlying business are in good health and stocks will start picking up again soon
## Sp... |
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That's bat shiy crazy. I'm toying with the idea of buying puts. I sack up or stay out of it. No way buying calls.
Let me ask you, what good news could come out? Versus bad news potential? I've gotten burned by Enron Musk already, so you tell me
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Bad ne... |
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Wtf is wrong with united? Well this is 'merica.. sue for everything they have.
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It's such a fantastically shitty airline. Delta is okay these days, AA is upping it game, but UA is consistently a pile of shit.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'd like to say as a AA guy, it... |
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Can someone explain why OP thought this was a good idea?
## Speaker_0: ##
He did DD in another thread. WMT is a good long term play, but doing this when so many other earnings did the EXACT same thing WMT did (AMZN, MSFT, INTC all spiked then dropped at open), it was a d... |
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Im strongly considering doubling up right now since the price inexplicably tanked. Talk me out of it?
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do it
## Speaker_0: ##
Alright I now have 1600 @ average 31.68 due to buying the first batch way too early
## Speaker_1: ##
do it again
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It's inverse is VIX and it goes up when VIX goes down.
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When does Vix go up???
## Speaker_0: ##
When XIV goes down.
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When will I lose my virginity?
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The stock market has already stolen it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
enlighten us then
## Speaker_1: ##
To put in the most basic way and overgeneralized way.
1. They are still making a margin on products, they are not break even prices.
2. They can't be the worst in the factory unless they use ~~FIFO~~ LIFO inventory method and can't swit... |
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"Lean Hogs Insider trading ring" lol.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Still short. Should of cashed when it hit $67.15 (October contract). Eh, still plenty of time - how are you holding up?
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I'm a little puckered (aug contract)
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Ride the bumps out.... |
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TLDR
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TLDR: there is downside risk if companies produce generic drugs, but Amgen has lots of cash and they are expanding to many markets. They will also pay you a nice dividend and you can sell covered puts against your position for the premium as well
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Man one fucking China statement and you're out 20k. However I hope it works out for you.
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Checking in to assess the damage.
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Closed at 1.20. He bought 140 (on margin lol) so he is probably down almost $4k right now.
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KBLB... Yeah it is a penny stock, but the technology is intriguing to me. My 4k will probably be gone though :(.
Other than that.... TSLA
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give us the low down on KBLB
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Bunch of lab geeks out of South Bend/Notre Dame University. The... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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Is that the first positive EPS too? One quarter ahead of schedule
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its not positive eps its -0.09
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Adjusted is positive, which was unexpected
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As is tradition. To the moon boiiiiz
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Is the moon straight f... |
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To yolo or to buy a few ounces of blow and a hooker or two, that is the question.
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Yolo again than buy even more blow and 3 hookers!
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3 blows from 3 hookers?
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End of the week sell off, once things settle down all will be fine
Edit: I have 3 $200 strike Jan 19 calls I payed $21.43 each or $6400 total for
Edit 2 bought 2 more for $19.5, so over $10k in the game, or 35% of my account
I'm betting avgo will hit $221 by January... Or... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
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Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
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You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But h... |
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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It happens.
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GILD has a $95 Billion market cap, this isn't a penny stock pump and dump
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Shhhhhh... You'll ruin the fun
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You're right. Lets watch this faggot get eaten alive by Shkreli's army
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Hello YungBillionaire, this is the SEC.
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Hello YungBillionair, this is the IRS. We would like half of those earnings because sharing is caring.
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He can reinvest and hold it in Robinhood for over a year to get taxed 15% or 20%, treated as a ... |
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How are you not down on the put that you sold?
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It's called a bearish debit spread, I am down on the put I sold, but the delta of that put is less than the one I bought. It's a fantastic trade because I risked $200 to make $300 if TSLA closes below 245 by 4/... |
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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Micron on the box gets my +1
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I know right! What kind of rookie broker even sells $90 MU calls, $120 is where it's at
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It’s $90 MU Calls Loser.
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I wonder what expiration will actually see MU above $90. Maybe 2025
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This sub has rules against penny stocks my man, but seeing as this is a shitpost maybe they'll allow it.
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But this is the next Priceline...
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lol I mean I would fucking love to hear that this shit goes to $5 and OP goes and buys a mansion, a ... |
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That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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In at 7.20, sold at 12.50 at open today.
There's another user with even kicker ass gainz. They called me late to the party. But +73% is still a party.
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In at 7.00, sold at 11.20... bought back at 10.70... Im a fucking degenerate.
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I lau... |
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So, when Tesla goes private, what are you going to do with yourself? (Assuming you didn't buy $ROPE after the squeeze)
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yeah sure bud, Tesla will go private at $420. So why isn't market buying it all up, I mean you get $65 premium if you really believed ... |
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talks about freak out posts in his own freak out post.
attention seeking loser. SAD!
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https://np.reddit.com/user/throwaaaaaaw/submitted/
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uhh. got me?
making a post every week about 'the most WSB thing ever' may be the most WSB thing... |
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That rocket looks like its flying away from the moon on Android. Short this POS��������
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Lmao at owning a fucking android
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How do you like continuously purchasing the same shit over and over?
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I thoroughly enjoy it
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You think this is fucking funny? You sheeple have been so cucked that you'll defend billionaires. Billionaires��aren't��people��. They don't need your help. You will never make money in the stock market. It's so rigged, that they'll even target you if you have only a few tho... |
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"Over all, 76 percent of the companies that went public last year were unprofitable on a per-share basis in the year leading up to their initial offerings ... That was the largest number since the peak of the dot-com boom in 2000, when 81 percent of newly public companies we... |
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