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How the fuck is Zuck Solo? FB is still 20% under last week. Zuck should be that droid that blows up when Uncle Owen tries to buy him. Or the chubby alien that falls into the Sarlacc pit no one cares about.
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He’s Lando, I figured since he betrayed us all it w... |
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Marx said workers should own the means of production. The problem is Marx was a moron who didn’t understand that’s exactly what the stock market is.
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I think that's the entire point. The shares of a company shouldn't be owned by external shareholders but ins... |
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If we tank then this morning is the quintessential "dead cat bounce"
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Depends if we get real trade deal shit, I bet have spy 290 in no time, else spy will drop back to 250
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Hard to say. He got nafta 2 done. So it... |
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Bonds
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On a serious note, wouldn't it be a good time to pick up bonds as a long play? Illinois has one of the highest per capita tax revenues in the country. If they default on payments it's more because they don't have a budget and can't disperse the money ... |
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They force US companies to give them their intellectual property in exchange for access to the Chinese market. IP theft. Also a trade deficit & manipulation of markets by the government (Chinese govt will subsidize business losses, giving Chinese firms an unfair edge)
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Respect
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This guy is going to be a millionaire with this play
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Retire at 19.
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Me too, thanks. Now how do I convince my poor family to lend me $46k to throw at the market?
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I earned 46k instead of asking my family
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I'm going to be rethinking my strategy. Going back to my roots. Back to the drawing board. Just gotta tell myself it'll all be okay. I'm fucked lol
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How much have you lost in this recession?
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Oh honestly nothing. I pulled out when I was up 6... |
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
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I have been on a cruise for 2 weeks. I can't wait to check on my hmny shares.
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Part of me just wants to buy $10 worth so I can bitch about how I was left holding the bag when MoviePass collapsed
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SEC investigation
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For real or is this just trolling
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For real. They do it regularly. Many pro traders here pumping shit stocks with their RH screenshots.
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Yeah those losers and their SPX
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SPX is th... |
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Why the fuck would anyone bother having more than maybe 50 people on Snapchat? Just hoping to get nudes from drunks?
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people using snap instead of texting, getting snaps instead of numbers
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Who the fuck needs to text more than 50 peopl... |
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Ok awesome. How do we take this further?
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Find the people who were right and weigh there opinions higher than those who were always wrong.
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Hire this man
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There were several people who scored under 25% only guessing bull... |
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Hiding my salty shame. $700 initial investment, down to $550 last week. AAPL pulled me up to $820 on Monday, I decided to pull out and just take my victory. If I had held on, I'd be at ~1300 by now. Bought back in on Friday and up to $900. If I don't see a comma soon I'm gon... |
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Surprised faggot isn't higher on the list
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Pretty sure we need to start adding "faggot" to every post and comment. What do you faggots think?
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You fucking faggot
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Fuck you faggot
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Why is it pronounced faggit... |
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Can someone explain this data to a simple dumbass such as myself?
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Stocks that are down that have the largest inflow of cash. Shows a that a lot of people think this is a discount. You can use this to know when to buy calls and selling into strength as wh... |
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Isn't all significance psychological?
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this is the stupidest bot. bot... |
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PUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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The market had no cause to be green the past few days. Somehow people had convinced themselves that the tariffs were just regular Trump bluster and weren't gonna happen. Believed Cohn and Paul Ryan could somehow change Trump... |
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RIP LONGS.
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Is it going to close green today?
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No. It'll close roughly -0.87% tomorrow we see blood.
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wtf. Commenting to watch the impending SEC investigation
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Now you're on the list too.
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Charge your phone.
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I cant. i have to place my phone in a very specific position to charge my phone. Second iphone with this issue. I would buy a new iphone but i thought alibaba was such a steal these past 2 months that I’ve been buying it as much as possib... |
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i like the people who thought they were buying the dip on this one
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Down $2000 on VIX related products in a week.. $1k on XIV last Wednesday at $119. Bye money. On Friday I got $1k of Vix 14 puts faggy d's which are promptly down 80%. I owned Enron when it d... |
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Do you guys think Trump passed ECO 101?
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He has an undergraduate economics degree form the top business school in the country.
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He got really good grades. The best grades.
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So did Nathan Fielder... I'm starting to like ... |
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So... you saying I should yolo on GE?
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GE is for old people that rely on dividends. I don't think they actually create anything
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More like GE is for old people who rely on pension payments. I don't think they'll ever make enough to get ou... |
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I've seen a lot of shitposts on this sub in the past year, but this may honestly be the shittiest of all shit posts.
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I'm autistic, dont make fun of my artwork.
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If an artist produces artwork, does an autist produce autwork ��
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$60 by end of week
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#OR BAN
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Oh hey there
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I hope you never actually get banned. And this is just some on running joke
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80 @ $42.29
Nanya is out, she’s on the way up now!
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Are they actually all the way out now? I thought they still had several million shares
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They definitely unloaded a huge amount, but it looks like they still have more unfortunately.
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>dump mjx for cron
>diversify
Pick one
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What?
No, I'm referencing to this sub's past infatuation with $MJX. Most Autists are loaded up on $SQ and $MU that are in the same sector. Adding $CRON will help diversify your portfolio, whilst still stay... |
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Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
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The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed pol... |
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If OP is truly female, I have to wonder...how many female members lurking around here?
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With the amount of DMs I’ve gotten asking for pics of my tits in the last hour, I’d be surprised if any other WSBitches showed themselves... but we in here.
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I have been saying this for months, I feel like there's actually an unhealthy amount of ppl that trade on their emotional bias for the cheeto lord.
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Don't worry, it even happens to the best investors: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/george-soros-lost-1-bi... |
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What happens if you're holding a massive amount of puts when the market crashes? Asking for a friend.
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I'm gonna run the numbers once more to be safe, but from what I can tell, I believe you make a fuck ton of money.
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Ok but who buys the pu... |
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Is that really the Snapchat logo?lol doubling down on my puts
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I wanna buy puts but I’d argue that Snapchat has some value due to its sheer size, user base and brand awareness. I don’t know if Snapchat is necessarily worth less than $5 per stock, because it ... |
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Ok I'm sorry to go off-topic but that's a badass background picture, where can I find it?
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Here you go : https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
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Do you have one as a desktop background?
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Here you go : https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.j... |
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GPU mining in 2017 LUL
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i made >2k usd from a $150 gpu in 2017, but go ahead and lul all you want.
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How much more was your electric bill?
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>How much more was your parents electric bill?
FTFY
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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That's fucking ridiculous. I had to look it up because I thought you were bullshitting. You weren't bu... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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i got margin called for the first time today. pretending like everything is okay
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Send them a picture of money and be like “I’ll hit you on da fiddenth my bro”
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Exactly. If you don't have the money, substitute it with confidence. That's all... |
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Did you not win that $4,000 prize? Why is it scratched off?!
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He did, but for some reason nobody else is seeming to notice
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This scratcher is confusing. But yeah, it looks like he did
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Looks like Americans don't understa... |
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how about you short it and livestream it while at it?
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I'm pro monie
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yeah, turns out you're on the wrong side of the redistribution.
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No surprise. SoftBank probably forced all the current executives outs and putting their own in. Right now they have their COO in WeWork to "reorganize and reform their leadership."
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As they should. WeWork execs just got Kashoggi’ed.
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Where you getting the escort from?
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Your house
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Ah, just gonna pick up your mom after she’s done then?
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Yeah they’re both friends from work
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Isn't this company drowning in debt? Or am I thinking of another social media tech?
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I could be wrong but I don't believe they are in debt. They are just not making money.
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I just can't bring myself to invest in Snapchat.
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Holy fucking shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I had them. I had such juicy fucking gains my fucking oven was already preheated to 475 for the perfect tendies roast. I put a limit sell for my puts. A week of my normie pay. READY to go. Close the tab check an email che... |
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This is two days old news lol. Here’s what’s going to happen, they will make it look like they are making changes, they won’t invest more money into construction, then the next few quarters they will just be bringing in revenue. They won’t have crazy construction costs. Sudd... |
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Bought Roku puts since insiders can start selling at the 180 day mark since IPO (stole the idea from another WSB bruv).
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that's on march 28 right?
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Yes. My puts expire a week later.
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why not just wait until the 27th to b... |
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I personally love paying $2000 a month for a studio in Seattle. It's great.
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Damn where’d you find a deal like that?
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White Center
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Do you hang out at that trendy trailer park themed bar? I hear the tacos are great.
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My question is how much money has JP Morgan made on puts? I doubt they lost 10%.
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Banks don’t really trade with their own money. They execute trades for clients so this isn’t really how it works
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Um, wat?
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Yup banks ... |
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-0.42% down pretty hard lol
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This is a HUGE move on small volume. If it's this bad on Globex trading, wait until cash trading opens. Could be down 30 handles tomorrow easy.
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0.57% just now checked. This isn't even a move this is just a lit... |
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$10/hr? Unwilling to take responsibility for your own actions? I think you should go visit /r/latestagecapitalism
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Simply having a job disqualifies you from posting on LSC
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What about millenials and gen z working for free?
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What a fucking bitch
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white knight downvotes. she took a private conversation and posted it publicly to humiliate someone. definitely a bitch
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Jesus you can't just call someone that.
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\#BlackKnig... |
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OP should get a ban for this
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unfortunately he only deleted his post... he will be back with other posts to tempt the poor
but i will be waiting for him again for i am the defender of the poor
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I meant you
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FUK YOU BITCH!! ... |
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Don’t worry guys.
It’s not like Donald has ever bankrupted any companies and clearly understands the complexities of a trade war and its effect on the economy/stock market.
Who would of guessed a man with no experience in politics would make stupid political decisions wit... |
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I'm not sure I believe their claim that 1kg of feed produces 1kg of fish protein. That seems physically impossible.
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I believe that its not far from being accurate. Farmed Salmon already has 1.2 kg feed to 1 kg fish protein. A ~20% reduction is not unheard ... |
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By not repurchasing expiring securities
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Pretty much this - easy example is you get a mortgage and it gets bundled up to with a bunch of others and Fed buys it. You pay your mortgage, Fed takes that payment and recycles the money into the system by buying m... |
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Shit concept. I'm not spending $60 for 3 meals for 2 people a week. I can spend less and get more. This doesn't give you leftovers for lunch. It's exactly just enough food for two people for one meal. Some people like that you don't have to buy more and waste food, but ... |
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My wife and I have been married for almost 10 years and every Christmas we talk about what we would love to get, knowing very well they are waaay out of our price range. Well this year I made about $14k on weed stocks and never told my wife to surprise her for Christmas thi... |
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They just play monthly option expiration games by running unconfirmed trade deal news. Does no one think the timing is suspicious ?
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The entire trade war is a false flag. I've read navarro's book and he is not really this stupid.
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Can you e... |
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Bad idea. Will drop another 10~13 before price floor and rebound
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Are you saying I should dump the few shares I have. What should I replace them with?
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Depends on your investment goal. Looking for growth/stable value/ or day trade gai... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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In at $9.24, life is good. I don't see it takin a shit past that. ����������������
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PE is 1100. No thank you.
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The future is bright in the weed world.
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I agree. But unless you plan on holding for years, it's gonna be a bump... |
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I have no clue. It's insane. Although I think technically they are considered MLMs where as Pyramid scheme have to do with misusing investors money to "create" false profits. In reality, it's a very similar scheme, but in MLMs they are essentially just reselling to people... |
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"[Y]ou have to throw out all of the matrices and formulas and texts that existed before the Web. You have to throw them away because they can't make money for you anymore, and that is all that matters. We don't use price-to-earnings multiples anymore at [his hedge fund]. If ... |
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not sure if tesla is really cheap or really expensive.
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its like almost the cheapest it's been in 52 weeks, so there's that. it could be a fantastic time to buy, or a terrible time to buy. since i bought it, im assuming its a terrible time to buy :( the mark... |
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Glyphosate is definitely carcinogenic as fuck. Fairly sure there's also no chance Bayer will back off on seed cleaning.
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Except it isn't.
Well, every major scientific body in the world says it isn't. I'm sure you know better, though.
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Fucker has wallstreetbets so livid with we’re actually typing coherent sentences
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Remember when the venn diagram of the_donald / wsb was basically a single circle? Then he got in office and you idiots realized he was also an idiot?
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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nobody warned me tbh
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Oh hey, trading on margin means you can lose more than you invest.
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If you go bankrupt do you still have to pay ?
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I don’t see why you would.... |
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Only a real autist buys this over a WRX. Shit he probably could’ve got an STI after the money spent on mods.
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Yea I like the BRZs (86s, FRS) but this thing looks autistic as fuck.
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Ehh looks don’t make up for this car in my opinion, even tho... |
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[He is an idiot](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/7cpn21/til_if_you_had_bought_ea_stock_after_they_were/)
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His trade is in the money as of right now
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that's assuming he even made a trade.
here's a quote, "and Robin Hood is just ... |
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This fucker has done more for the world than 99% of the rest of us and people throwing shade at him for donating to the republicans. Fml- short $DEMS
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I don't care much that he donated, but it kind of annoys me donated to Kevin McCarthy, Dennis Hastert and D... |
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It’s ok, your three shares of IQ should be up by next week giving you just enough to buy a 6 piece tendie meal
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Ok what the fuck does FDs stand for.
It’s some option bet.
Yes, proceed to throw things at me.
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Definitely going to play this IPO. I use it *daily* and believe in the company and future of Spotify.
Any expected date/month for the IPO?
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I use snapchat daily.....
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How many snapchat user pay for a premium service and how many use it f... |
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annnd of course it’s real
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Nah, that’d be fucking... wow. It is.
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What the actual FUCC?? Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.. I thought a fellow WSB photoshopped it.... What was going through his mind when he tweeted this? Does he have hi... |
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Too much, too soon; America can not sell "stock" in itself as a country; this is a fundamental, we can only go into debt (margin). This is a very bad idea...and I will give him credit for the accidently into being the "President"...but this is a very, very bad idea.
//have ... |
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Man I couldn’t of timed those FDs any better.
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Proof this brother. Give me something to hope in while everything else goes redddddd
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[here you are good sir](https://imgur.com/a/HnysZft)
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Post the tendies tomorrow ��
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I couldn't afford to gamble on googl because I'm poor :(
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U can't trade options AH?
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Nope.
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any broker or in general?
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Nope.
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Some mozzarella sticks and fries so... |
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Wait I don't understand, how did you LOSE money??
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He sold the contracts for $1.44 each but today the stock shot up 20% making those contracts worth $3.70 each. Technically, he still made money on his initial trade but he could have made more had he sold tho... |
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You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
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Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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I don't even know what this sub is about but I want to see rainbow dicks so upvoted.
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If it's any consolation, I don't think most of us know what's going on. We just like spouting shitty finance memes because they make us feel smart talking about math-y shit... |
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Shkreli is a cretin.
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Are you putting up 100k to find the killer of Seth Rich? I don't think so.
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Neither is Shkreli, it's a publicity stunt. No one is gonna find some random black dude in DC who shot a guy last summer. lol
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I think regardless of one feels about Trump, you have to recognize that him, and a republican congress, aren't going to hurt business at all for the next two years. Regardless of whether or not the tax plan or health plan pan out, they are going to de-regulate and not hurt b... |
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Just because this is true, it doesn't mean that suddenly INTC collapses.
You seem to forget INTC has been able to fuck AMD for a long time.
They'll spin this and over time won't be an issue. Maybe short term gainz on AMD.
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Sure but my puts did great today.... |
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why out at 12?
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>80% of par value for PFDS
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80% of par is at 20 or 40. i'm saying 12 for commons bc there's a lot of unknowns with them. Hard to say until more things unfold.
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Word. I haz the dumbs.
I'm just in the c... |
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How can you possibly be bored right now. These are the opportunities you get a few times in a year where you can be almost certain of the direction of the market. People are panicking and there is much money to be made. If you havnt been making money these last two weeks ... |
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What widget is that I want it
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"Ministocks" on Android.
Really is great. You can set how often you want it updating (kills battery faster or slower depending on interval) and you can set it where if you tap the stocks it will update right away. Really g... |
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Thinking about selling here but I’ve owned since the IPO, very torn. Maybe sell half? Unclear as to the long term implications of this
## Speaker_1: ##
Apparently there is some “quit Facebook” petition going around. Short term I think it will dip a bit, but people can’t qui... |
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Monsanto
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Are they worse than Nestle?
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Monsanto has agent orange, so I'm going with yes, but it's a tight contest.
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Hmmm. Is agent orange still actively being used? I wonder if, as a shareholder, I can request they st... |
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LOL, best way to make money
step 1 make a STOCK
step 2 convince people to buy and hold it
step 3 sell wen price hits 1k
step 4 profit
gg ez
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I don't think you understand. We do not sell the stock ever. If we sell then the price doesn't go up anymore, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I feel sorry for you and hope that you can get back on to your feet but damn, how the fuck can you get that many personal loans before the banks find out that they shouldn't be giving you money? I have a alright credit and still can't get a loan that large.
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Someone send him market data so he can do a 'This Week in Investing' through shitposts.
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Martin Shkreli 87850-053
FCI FORT DIX
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 2000
JOINT BASE MDL, NJ 08640
> Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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/ES is out of control
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How so?
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At the time of posting it was hovering around +1 vwap
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What does that mean in stupid?
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VWAP = Volume weighted average price. Rising so quickly its way over the average.
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No options? Christ.. Just go with leveraged ETF's on Oil/Gas or Bio's.
My take on it is that SPY will shit the bed by Friday afternoon since nobody will want to hold over a long weekend where anything could happen. All in short SPY at $193, cover at $188.XX
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Don't buy a corrupt company.
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but they make the most money fastest and without consequnce
## Speaker_0: ##
Without consequences... Lol let's not allow a damn company to spy on us and act like a globalist thought police. There is literally nothing good that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whoever loaded V 140 July 20s last week is up 400%
...600%
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I loaded up some at $0.18 to $0.19 a piece, selling it yesterday at $0.40 and pat myself on the back for triple down on this puppy.
Who knew it'll keep powering through.
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You a... |
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Mine looks pretty similar, not as impressive though. Incremental gains all year and then took off since the end of May ($27k Jan->43.5k May->$69k now). Basically due to figuring out how correctly pick the right option expiries and prices for a given move.
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Fuck. I have 30k in AMD as a small position in my portfolio, and I feel like God is going to make me your collateral damage.
edit: down 8%, I blame you, u/davidleo24. God had to teach you a lesson
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It wasn't a humble brag. I'm ju... |
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....
why wouldn't you just invest it in the roth instead of taking it out.
## Speaker_1: ##
So I could actually take out the profits.
## Speaker_2: ##
Now put the $1400 back in the roth and you can gamble with the rest with no guilt!
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Don't try and make me... |
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Ask your friends how prime day went for them yesterday.
## Speaker_1: ##
No one bought anything.
## Speaker_2: ##
I bought a fucking instant pot. I’m a basic bitch now.
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Instant pot fucking rules, though.
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Let's not let this distract... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
And he didn't take anti-malaria medication on vacation because?
## Speaker_1: ##
Anti malarials are pretty nasty themselves. My wife and I took them before our honeymoon. On later trips to Central America, she didn't take them because the experience was so bad. Just used to... |
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Well the call is just about to start so we'll see
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link?
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Robinhood
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ahh bugger, I'm on ibkr. Let me know how it goes.
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https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/oz3potn9
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## Speaker_0: ##
> Wayne has stated that he does not regret selling his share of the company as he made the "best decision with the information available to me at the time".[10] He also said he felt the Apple enterprise "would be successful, but at the same time there would be significant... |
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