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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Fuck the dumbass loan why are you googling if you can overdose on listerine?
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One time when I was a little kid, like 8-9 years old, me and my neighbor decided to go on a hike through the woods behind our house. He said he'd bring something to drink if I brou... |
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Why the fuck are you in SPXS. options nigga
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How would you do it
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Buy spy puts, buy spy put spreads, etc.
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why do you prefer puts over 3x lev etf?
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Better returns bra
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How would you receive the massive gains from it if you never sold
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did you not read the part where u get a dividend u faggot
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Yeah, it comes from the market cap you moron
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Are you joking?
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I reinvest it. Google a compound interest calculator and do the math on how much money you’ll have if you leave it alone. Toss some money in index funds. You’ll be very glad later.
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When is later is my question
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10% returns double your money... |
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In italy we have had parmesan bonds for a few years. It's bonds from small-medium enterprises backed by a huge sum of parmesan that works as collateral if payments are late. It's one of the many example of real assets bonds
ADD: In italy most enterprises are family-condu... |
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Did those poor bastards really pony up the cash for Tesla's shit?
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Well one way or another it was Tesla or build a powerplant because they are all dead I believe. Neither of those things come in cheap.
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Pretty sure a power plant would be mor... |
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$SNAP calls expiring 8/17 with $15 strike
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Are you serious? This has got to be the worst suggestion here.
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I will personally guarantee that if you don't do this, it will hit.
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Then load up and call me Jesus
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Just stocks? No options?
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Correct.
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Pretty nice man, how did you pick your stocks?
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Literally twitter momo, it's the only reason I have an account. Ticker starts getting talked about, I look to see if I'm early or late to t... |
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Still tying to find what the catalyst is today. Am I blind wtf.
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The S&P has been treading water trying to stay around 2400, I guess the Comey/Trump nonsense was the catalyst to just give up (for now).
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You don't think it was the whol... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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That’s a way better rate than a margin loan. Just saying.
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It was actually 0.13% this year but it fluctuates +- 0.05%
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Is t... |
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2150 strike weeklies lol. The 2000's not yolo enough for you?
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My ass is broke as a joke I gotta shoot wayyy out of the money when IV is this high
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S P R E A D S
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Alright brother help me out because I’m new at options strate... |
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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If the... |
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Walk into any apple stores and you will see so many people. People are spending alot.
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People also want their batteries replaced.
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Which is probably bringing in stupid money.
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But minimal profit.
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This is what WSB has become, upvoting against **betting**?
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upvoting against betting the whole farm instead of the sheep
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What do you do after you lose the sheep? Asking for a friend.
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Sell enough milk and eggs to buy more
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What drove you to buy calls? Seems like a strange move to me...
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Can you please learn how to use punctuation and formulate a cohesive sentence so we can read the fucking thing? Jesus christ.
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Those fries look cold.
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They weren’t
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Why'd everyone else get plates?
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Cuz this was a tendor basket and they got sandwiches
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Savages.
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Yeah ik
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What if the Dow drops 1000 points tomorrow.
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What if I drop my panties and shake my ass for you? Would you be distracted? Does it matter if I am a woman or a man? Would you be able to look away?
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Deep
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I said a whole lot mo... |
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Because we have a new NAFTA already drafted and agreed by the 3 countries
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It hasn’t been agreed on. All the countries have to ratify in their legislature. It has to get past the new Dem house.
It’s far from a done deal.
People celebrating moon Monday wa... |
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lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
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Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
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Paging /u/JDGWI
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Only Econ class that faggot took was remedial arithmetic.
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Actually microeconomics
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/r/iamverysmart
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Except everyone knows microeconomics is a first year bird course that only barely relate... |
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Holy fuck that's a terrible list of subreddits to be associated with. If you were part of making it GFY.
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I thought we fit in nicely
1. actual suicide
2. financial suicide with idiots
3. flat earthers
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I just assume half the people s... |
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Ay. Though I like Trump, and I'll vote for him, he WILL generate a recession/Small-Crash. Not because of his policies necessarily, just because of the false information being spread by the media. and obviously because of his overall personality when it comes to international... |
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I'm %100 cash at the moment... ironically my next move is to buy AMZN Jul $500 puts... Amazon is going to be below 300 with in the next six months.
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What makes you think that? Haven't heard anything so bad as to put Amazon in the dirt like that
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First options play, pretty fking stupid but happy it worked out
Edit 1: can fking mods change my flair
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You put $18k into your first options play? I call horse shit
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legit, i just got my account to margin
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You did t... |
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What the fuck kind of cropping job did you do? How could anyone possibly read this text?
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For real, i seen better crops in the Irish potato famine.
edit: who ever golded me is a dumb fuck. I can't believe you autists don't recognize a retired and recycled ... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up al... |
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I remember Uber gave me 50% off all rides for about 3 weeks after a month of using a modest amount of rides and I was thinking there’s no way this promo is feasible. The quarter closed shortly after and they had posted record losses.
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I received several week... |
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Fuck that, you see this common core shit ? I tutor elementary and high school kids a couple times a week to fund my MU addiction and common core has completely fucked up math. Kids are forced to learn math in this one way , and are WRONG if they prefer mental math or old sch... |
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They have 40b in net cash. Zuck, buy back some fucking stock you fuckwit
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Why not just buy the calls?
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I've never heard of a company buying calls on their own stock.
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Tesla did it.
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You leave big daddy Elon... |
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Ugh the lack of FNMA movement is breaking my heart.. wish I was in preferred right about now..
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Hey, you got a few pennies
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I mean yeah I've made about 2k so far.. But I'd have made 4k in the preferred. Looking back.. Obviously the safer b... |
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When they miss growth numbers and go on an expedition to Earth's core you will be remembered.
Edit: Turns out they even overshot earths core, next stop Chyna.
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Any reason to think this?
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Their shitty tv shows and movies
Also everyone expec... |
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I think cnbc did that to him on purpose. A lot of big banks probably dont like him...pumped in some noise of goats fucking or something to make him look stupid.
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I watched the full video clip. He was hearing completely unrelated audio in his headset, which ... |
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I made the meme stock bracket. I don’t understand how it’s complicated.
If you cant understand the bracket I’m not sure how you have $10,000 to play with.
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That's why this fucktard is going to risk 10K. probably stole that money from his dying grandma.
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million s... |
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Off to the moon. My calls are ready.
Edit: Aaaand it's red. Google is cyclical now.
Edit 2: So 4% jump because of big beat, into the reds when bots realize it was Uber and now green again because bots realize it's still a beat without Uber.
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Said this before, but they really need to take away his CEO position. And his Twitter.
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Half of Teslas perceived value is wrapped up in Musk being a demigod though
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I think they could do the same with a non figurehead CEO and still have ... |
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I would think a subreddit called Wallstreetbets would be so much happier about this.
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everyone's asleep because most people here have high school at 7am
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[A peek at what I'm holding that's going to pop tomorrow.](http://imgur.com/Iwzg20K)
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Even at this price AMD is still a good long term buy. If it can gain a foothold in the server processor market, it's there to stay.
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If you can't handle me at $10 then you don't deserve me at $35... |
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to be fair, banking and tax and all that stuff is really hard for people in the marijuana industry cause no one wants to work with them and stuff being in the gray area and all that.
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Source? Washington and Colorado have seen explosive growth and I'd suppose... |
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congrats you bet your money on the casino table and won. Proceed to keep putting money on casino table and lose it all back.
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to be fair, this is the 8th quater in a row NVDA has beat
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"To be fair, This is the 8th spin in a row the ball land... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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So I work at Amazon and after 2 yrs they gave me 2 stocks. This probably isn't the place to ask but should I sell one?
Yall niggas wild in here but I don't really need the money. I've become addicted to watching the price ever since I got them
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hold.
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Went from +$9k to -$10k for the day in 30min, currently at -$7k. Almost had a heart attack, probably means I need to de-leverage *just* a tad...
EDIT: -$20k now.
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Sorry buddy. Glad I sold my MU this morning, but still bag holding AMD for some god damn re... |
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I cant tell... they have a pretty high IV. Idk if a company would swing enough. may be better to just do some stocks.
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Sell puts then
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Wut. You dont understand options do you? I said it has a high IV. I dont know if it'll swing enough to be ... |
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God damn this is so fucking funny. The way he bounces at the end. I'm laughing so hard my boss knows for sure I am not working.
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Quit your job and buy options from your couch. No longer need to worry about your boss
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How many people have don... |
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the fuck is this
the fuck is that
go to r/investing u poop smear
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you high bro?
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you not?
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Unfortunately not, If you live in New Mexico can you run me an 8th?
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2lb minimum m9
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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Margin is a loan given to you by a brokerage to invest. If your investments lose too much value you will get margin called and the brokerage will sell some of your holdings to recoup its loss... |
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10 years of tax deduction? *Niiiiiiicceee*
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Is it that simple in the US to deduct losses from RH against you tax bill?
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Yep 3k loss deduction from taxes is a a freebie pretty much for us American Autists
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That's actuall... |
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Source or ban. It's too early to deal with this shit.
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Aw 8:35 am is early? I'm sorry my little boo boo. Get a real job and wake up at 6
Anyways it was Joshua Fineman who posted it
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waking up at 6am is the poorest move there is
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All this effort and I didn't even promise you maple syrup. I only had 50 shares and you're all carrying on like I took out a second mortgage. Can't tell if you're easily trolled or just drama queens. I was having fun though don't care if you're mad. :)
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I sell OTM calls over my long ITM calls. It's called the poor man's covered call. Robinhood let's me do this for cheap.
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But what if your ITM call falls out of the money, and OTM remain OTM? Or do you always make sure the strike price is the same on both?
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Please, Enron Musk is the biggest food stamps consumer in the entire country. $5B in subsidies till 2016, and it had increased only exponentially since then.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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it means he is going to jail soon.
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some DD on OP: OP is middle aged+, engineer+, The_donald poster- (could be troll), r/soccer poster (good sign). Not good enough for me to trust OP
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Jesus, we're not even welcomed here? Reddit sucks
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Pro Trump and anti-/r/The_Donald is a ... |
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I rented a car in Spain and was expressly forbidden from driving it in Italy. Why?
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Come on. You know why.
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Something-something-rap-music?
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Bapadi boobity bapiti bapati ::gestures frantically::
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[For the lazy.](http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/30/us-final-q4-gdp.html)
Still a pretty bad year overall.
> The small change to the fourth quarter did not change growth for the entire year. That came in at an anemic 1.6 percent, the worst showing in five years. President Do... |
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No one here brags about being smart. We brag about being retarded.
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Exactly, if we were smart we wouldn't be on here at all
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I only put up with you guys because you’re pretty retarded, but if you think you’re more retarded than me you can g... |
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Cheap lesson. Wait till u play fds. If u didn't gtfo tmus with in 5 mins of opening ur fd were worthless
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what is fds, sound cool and I want to play
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Faggot delights
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Only faggots allowed
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congrats on your gains but damn boy, you bought puts on QQQ? At least your calls on it cancelled out the put and some.
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It looks like a strangle, betting on volatility. As long as there's significant enough movement towards one leg you'll make money regardle... |
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Just shorted TMobile, now someone tell me why I’m an idiot
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I rather shorted sprint since they r a dumpsterfire company that has the most to lose from another break up
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Break up? Sprint is being completely bought out
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I me... |
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And if it moves the wrong direction of your bet you get a massive margin call. Am i correct?
Most of the trades done here you simply lose the capital you invested if gone completely wrong.
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Not if you have stop losses set in place, and unlike equities st... |
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I'm just glad I'm your classic WSB yolo joke. Fml.
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Don't worry still plenty of tendies when Maureen takes us to 6.5
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You guys are the only thing left between my sanity and rope.
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It's back to where you bought it, di... |
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One does not truly know the meaning of yolo until you've lost 100% of capital trading options
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Yep.
Hey OP, when your account goes to 0, which it inevitably will within a week, ask your broker to upgrade you to level 4 options so you can write naked puts a... |
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If you just blew up and can't afford the subscription, here's a PDF, or the text.
https://files.fm/u/vw6qnfq6
US president Donald Trump warned Russia to prepare for a US strike against Syria, shrugging off a
warning from Moscow that it would respond by targeting American “... |
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cool, I just ordered a legion of leprechauns and elves from Tesla, had to pay cash upfront
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I actually think your order will get delivered before any truck or serious ramp up on Model 3
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Since everyone always acts like Tesla cant produce aut... |
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So I've been reading everyone's post and decided I wanted to lose some money as well. I live in America but not a citizen yet (canadian), I have an ITIN instead of a SSN, which is basically the same thing when it comes to taxes and stuff. Tried making an account with Robinho... |
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So how much have you guys lost/gain in Oct? My combined total is around $50K.
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Total what loss or gain?
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> Total what loss or gain?
How cute. You think the $50K was a gain. Nah man, it's tax credit harvesting.
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Damn, th... |
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Honestly can we appreciate how fucking sick the wsb logo is
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I really want to make a background out if it but cant find anything for android
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Change to iPhone
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What and be gay?
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Don't be gay man that's ... |
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So you were trying to make $20 from your spread?
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Each contract handles 100 stocks so 2000$.
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2000$ profit, while his risk if he didn't let the puts expire was $50,000, right? Is this supposed to be a good deal?
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They were o... |
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really getting tired of all the shit posting in this subreddit. we need more serious posts like mine about being gay for Marty.
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To be fair this strategy worked for Candy Crush back in the day. Not sure if it still does though...
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Being gay ... |
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Macy's somehow staying afloat. Look at the recent rally. Sure they are dead longterm, but I wouldn't bet on zero anytime soon. Lots of real estate to liquidate before they go belly up.
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theyve been liquidating fast as fuck. theyve already closed 120 stores ... |
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Has 411k in AMD but 187k in account in total. Checks out.
Edit: Keep downvoting me you fucking autists. This shit is so obviously fake, plus this retard has had a Reddit account for all of 1 post and this is it.
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margin idiot
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"I will comply with anything that comes with this mistake"
Wtf, sounds so submissive. Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
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> Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
If you call 911 and hang... |
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Kylie Jenner was my reasoning for Shopify calls before earnings. I regret trusting her with my money
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She did cost snap almost a billion though. Our youth follow the Kreatures.
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THIS SHIT IS BADASS. FUCK SNAP: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Searched her up. Nope, she's just thick.
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How t h i c c is she?
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[http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg)
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Removed for utter lack of content.
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Lack of content? You just want it all to yourself.
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Well when you're right you're right
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Better watch what you say to him.. Judging by OP's history he'll try and sue you.
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Damn this could be pretty good for Tesla. Instead of pumping out 10 cars/year they can pump out 20/year.
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maybe in a couple years, they can make that 30/year when they have money for another factory! this is just like those clicker games, eventually, Elon... |
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Cause you are a
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Fresh Off the Boat?
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Fresh Off the Bitch
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Gimme proof nerd
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take it or leave it. I'm not taking the effort to screenshot 3 different accounts
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Do your biggest one.
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Reasonable
http://i.imgur.com/NIW2h8J.png
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Good luck to you
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is it 2010?
## Speaker_1: ##
they had that movie recently though
## Walls1337bot: ##
Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
## Speaker_2: ##
Just anecdotal evidence but when angry birds first came out the theaters (or the one I worked at at least) were ducking packed... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
One thing people will overlook is that in his price comparison, he's comparing the running costs including the tax on diesel (typically around $0.25/gallon to tax-free electricity.
I know he's used to living off of subsidies, but if electric trucks become common, you ca... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Get those numbers!
Recommendation: Chambers of commerce meetings for your local area has great networking potential.
The last one I attended, there was a girl from $JPM or CharlesSchwuab, I forgot what she said.
## Speaker_1: ##
You clearly got a lot out of it hahaha
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I just applied on Thursday. Is it common to be declined?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yea. You should lie on it to make sure you get approved.
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What kind of trading style are you going for? YOLO
How much net worth do you have? MEGYACHT
Do you have any dependents... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
And taxes are 70% so you’re fucked in other ways
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes, thats why Im taking my publicly funded education and student loans and then moving ou... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
## Speaker_1: ##
Can you teach me?
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I’d say good at this point. His tax cuts for corporations are already permanent. Other than that, he hasn’t done shit in 2.5 years. A democratic president will come in soon and clean things up with China and Europe, then we can all regroup and act like this national embarras... |
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Low-key not a bad movie tho
## Speaker_0: ##
Movie sucked dick.
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I didn't like the ending, I think that stalemate endings to horror movies are uncreative and stupid. I think they did a great job describing the insomnia and how it affected the plot th... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Did anyone watch Simpsons episode where Homer bought cartoon company shares ? hilarious
## Speaker_0: ##
share link fuckface
## Speaker_1: ##
for free !?
make him an offer you hobo.
## Speaker_0: ##
I offer an upvote, that's as good as he's gonna get
## Walls1337bo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Really hoping that someone can take some time to explain how any of this works.
This is incredible.
## Speaker_1: ##
In it's simplest form it's buying contracts you hope will be worth more at a later date. One small but important caveat is every contract has a lifespan so ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I really want to buy this dip
## Speaker_0: ##
In for 600 at $7.77 let's party
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## Speaker_1: ##
No one said it would be a fun party.
*edit* This party is starting to feel like being a cute teenage girl backstage with Bill Cosby.
## Wall... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bail hearing this afternoon
## Speaker_1: ##
before or after market close?
## Walls1337bot: ##
starts at 1:30, plenty of people tweeting from inside the courtroom
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EST, sorry about that
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## Speaker_0: ##
Papa Buffett still has $95B in cash on Berkshire's books so I wouldn't worry about our boy in a bear market
## Speaker_1: ##
The dude literally loves bear markets
## Walls1337bot: ##
I swear I saw some headline a few months ago that he was complaining that prices were too ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>FUNDING SECURED
- OP
## Speaker_1: ##
Now imagine if Tesla changes the buyout price to 380 per share.
## Speaker_0: ##
Pretty sure thats not going to happen. If there is funding available for $420 / share but Tesla only offers $380 / share then I'll be joining the cl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whenever you go to buy/sell a stock, before you click place order, do the opposite of whatever you were going to do.
## Speaker_1: ##
wow hilarious. i knew i would get some sarcastic comments so thanks
## Speaker_2: ##
you're on WSB mate
## Speaker_1: ##
oh is this not th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shit's bad when even the libs want the 50s back.
## Speaker_1: ##
lol at calling /r/latestagecapitalism liberal.
## Speaker_2: ##
Progressive??
## Speaker_1: ##
Leftist is probably the best general term. Most are some kind of socialist, which comes in lots of flavors, aut... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I started trading options with 20k for the first time at the end of January.
I lost 15 grand through multiple plays during the volocaust. I just finally made it all back. I cannot tell you how simultaneously amazing and retarded it feels to have everything go so good, th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
All you FOMO dumbfucks about to get rekt
## Speaker_1: ##
As is tradition. The crash memes are so much more entertaining, so I'm pretty excited.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm sure it will rocket back up tomorrow the volume today is insane. This is just shaking out the weak hands.
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## Speaker_0: ##
AKA they are not giving that money to the Freddie / Fannie shareholders. And why should they when they rake in that kind of cash and can use that money to pay for trump's tax cuts, trillion dollar infrastructure bill, and to pay down the debt? If they keep the status quo or ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"There is 99.99999% chance Tesla is going higher simply due to insane number of short covering and change in investor sentiment. If you want to close your FD's today, do it when $TSLA hits $350."
LITERALLY THIS.
I'VE BEEN TELLING PPL THIS ON TWITTER ALL AFTERNOON.
DO NOT CL... |
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