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$500
Short Term
$500
Hot ham and cheese sandwiches
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Why
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Because it'll be like $20 by then and that's gains.
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MU 7/20 65c? Now there's a meme I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time.
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it is all about the $90 7/20 now
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Only if you get exactly 502
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Lol, brutal, even with today's jump the bid on those is still only 6 cents. Th... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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I sold my 4.5k shares of $PCG at $17.93 at 3:47pm. AMA
Screenshot - [https://imgur.com/YMbr7tQ](https://imgur.com/YMbr7tQ)
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Is that the first positive EPS too? One quarter ahead of schedule
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its not positive eps its -0.09
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Adjusted is positive, which was unexpected
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As is tradition. To the moon boiiiiz
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Is the moon straight fuck... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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they also lost performance bonuses
> Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000... |
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Should we long Twitter? Trump and Musk is bringing new life into the site.
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We bend over for twitter while going down on long Daddy Musk
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What is your flair supposed to mean?
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Honestly no idea.
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This is just sad.
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Do not mock our traditions.
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What fucking traditions? This is Trump spam, not the work of broke faggots.
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WSB = pro Trump though.
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Not really. It looks about 50/50 to be honest.
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OR you can just dump all your money into spx super FD 0day calls/puts and let jesus take the wheel. 1 step > 4 steps, checkmate.
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How many credit cards should I open to max out my gains?
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As many as you can, and I'm not joking. If you ... |
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My gf is Chinese, and she showed me some posts on Chinese social media about this while we were eating dinner last night. All her friends back in China are *livid* over this. A lot of Chinese people are pledging to never fly United ever again.
This keeps getting worse and w... |
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Curious - how long have you been trading? What's your background?
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3 months. Background is an engineer. Play poker and trade as hobbies
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are you me, just with massive balls?
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HU4Rollz?
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lol donkame... |
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We did it ! we won the war , let's get ready for next weeks war.
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We only won the battle son. War far from over.
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Auto sales way down, record defaulting of loans, currency tanking, and huge amounts of reserve ratio loosening (lower regulati... |
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>Hints?
Someone inform the SEC right away.
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lol as if people who currently don't hold any official government position can be charged with insider trading. And even if they are current officials, they passed the [S.T.O.C.K. Act (Stop Trading on Congress... |
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Update: I sold 100% of my holdings right on open! (At the top lolz)
I have no patience and no hope left, everything changed with this ER.
Shit numbers, shit guidance and a super shit conf call, I am out.
8k loss BUT valuable yolo lessons learned.
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You ha... |
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Jokes on you, some of us became poor after getting in.
Edit: Holy shit this comment blew up, if you guys weren’t so broke I know I would have gotten gilded.
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solution to that is easy. just stop being poor, it says right in the pic
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[dele... |
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I still don't know why people put so much into the market when still learning and losing money.
I started with $500, when I first started a couple years ago. Sure I lost it all, but it was a good learning experience.
Now I have close to six figures that I can manage withou... |
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500 could easily be 1000 in one month or less. Maybe not "easily" but it can be done by an average person who studies a lot/gets lucky once as we all do. Not a bad volume for someone with a curiosity.
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Lol wat?
An average person can get a 100% return in... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up al... |
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This was at $17 on Thursday of last week, and you are asking about an entry point, today at $23? Don't quit your day job.
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Do you understand why it was at $17 on Thursday and subsequently why it was $21 on Friday?
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actually no. i was movi... |
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Too bad you're playing with fake dollars.
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we did. get ur maple moola outa here.
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If you had money you would live in America.
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You guys are straight dumb. My $100k gives me $145 a month. That pays for 10 mcnuggets every day of the month.
Name one better thing $100k can do.
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You mean tendies?
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Tendies are more expensive than nuggies, 145 will not buy you tend... |
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5-10 more years and every car company will have a decent electric car offering. Unless Tesla keeps innovating will be hard for them to keep this sort of price up for a long period of time
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Not even. The volt beat the model 3
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In terms of wha... |
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amat calls iq puts
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Iq puts really? 140 price target
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140 price target? Which seekingalpha article did you read that shit on
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Lol it’s just the average on yahoo finance I think it’s just 2 dipshit analysts but still the numb... |
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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He cant go to jail. Not fo... |
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Everyone buying puts which means it gaps up 10% after earnings
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best they can do is lose less money...whos going to buy that in this environment
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everyone who has since their IPO
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Are you implying that TSLA investors use opt... |
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most part timers aren't interested in a long vesting RSU bro. also, i would rather take consistent $15/hour then occasional bonuses. so no, this is actually better for most amazon part timers.
i see all these $15/hour bashing but bro let me tell you this. i just recently... |
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No swearing? hahahahhaha what the fuck how long has that been there?
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Strike one.
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am sorry master pls forgib me :DDD : DD
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0-2, he's already behind in the count this isn't looking good for the away team
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Fuck China, they share the blame. Those commie bastards get away with murder.
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Do Canada, Germany, and other US allies also share the blame?
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I get that Trump loves his rhetoric but why do we not concern ourselves with the tariffs other cou... |
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When AMZN smashes earnings next month and we're back to ath, we're gonna be laughing at this situation
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any solid info on earnings? sounds very promising but almost too good and easy to be true. Do people just need the earnings to realize their fears of AMZN... |
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waiting for SHOP to be closer to $90 then I will jump back in
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Lol it was at 90.2 when I posted how much closer you want
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I know, I had my limit set at 90 :(
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Honestly don't understand buy limit orders like this. The s... |
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Accountants in the same sentence as rappers and CEOs? I imagine few people have described this girl as intelligent.
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Can confirm, am a big 4 accountant and make under 100k in NYC. Poor as fuck.
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Industry accountant here still not rich, b... |
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I missed the train. Should I buy some shares now? All these companies with poor earnings reports. I thought dollar general would go back up so I bought 12 shares for my first ever trade a few days ago but as of closing today I'm down like $2. Maybe I'll buy some $hsy, $whc, ... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Why? People are now more easily able to invest in the free market.
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because by making it more accessible, this sub has become flo... |
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Trump's presidency.
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Don’t Fight The Dumph! Yesterday the WH said he’s focused on supporting his base and not Wall Street now. Might as well make lemonade out of lemons now.
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Aren't China threatening tariffs specifically to piss off rep... |
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Speculative biotech and WSB, name a better duo.
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autism and WSB
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$SNAP and Puts
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Snaps going to break 7 dollars you fool.
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in market cap? awesome!
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The end times are nigh.
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If Trump's the antichrist, all I can say is ... Satan, I am so disappointed.
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Actually now that you mention it... he fits the bill
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Holy shit he does...
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How so? Isn’t the devil supp... |
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The market is going to rally in the next two days, then we'll get a repeat of Brexit when Trump is elected on Tuesday night.
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Brexit was an exception, not the rule. In general, the market gets "it" right.
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This is one of the weirdest el... |
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Idk if this has been posted already, but I just learned this and I've been using options on RH for weeks
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So how much money have you lost so far?
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I only put in $1000 in RH so far, but I bagheld FNGU for a while and lost $150 or so. I made a... |
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Dude, you have issues
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Buy low sell lower.
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I know we meme losing money but don't actually do it wtf.
With that said, welcome home you degenerate autist
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Oh I also went it 22k on Netflix befo... |
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It’s a Chinese meme stock for a reason
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You do know that the market is down right? Not just IQ. Are they all meme stocks?
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the market is down half a percent on average lol. IQ is down 12.5%
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"I dont know what Beta is LOL"... |
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is this real life
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Is this just fantasy?
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caught in a landslide
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No escape from faggotry
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Open your autistic eyes
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I’m ocd’ing over that last share
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You must be really autistic
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You can’t buy 400k worth of calls and not be autistic savant
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400k? You’re going to be surprised tomorrow
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explain yourself Marty
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Why would they crash it if they created the thing and have (presumably) been able to run it profitably until now?
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They can run a different one just as profitable next month.
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So...I ask again. Why crash this one on purpose? I mean I ... |
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Please tell me this is you, or someone you know
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Hahaha, I wish. It's a guy named Roy Purdy.
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Haha what program did you use to put text over the signs?
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After Effects and a motion tracking program called Mocha. And far... |
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Please explain for a fellow autist
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047979709898735617
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Not only this guy shouldn't be a CEO, this tweet confirms he's a tool. I have been pretty neutral about TSLA but super �� now.
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SEC investigation. Mods deleted.
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Wait really? I can't seem to find any links to any update. Did they say that at all or is that just a rumour
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I actually think it’s impossible to make that much. From a few succ... |
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What makes you feel this? I agree but no actual proof why I think this.
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Basing your opinion off of pandora versus a licensed analyst... I can’t wait to see your rope posts.
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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CHINA EMBASSY IN CANADA DEMANDS IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF HUAWEI CFO
https://twitter.com/Lee_Saks/status/1070472342982328321
TRADE DEAL IS OVER, TRUMP FUCKED IT UP ALL AGAIN.
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Look I want it to continue to crash as much as the next person but if mango man is ... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Other subs don’t even **understand** what happens here
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I still don't understand what happens here and I've been here for 2 years
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The beauty is half the people here dont know either
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As some one who has been in the market since 1996, I disagree. Where we are at is the "bear trap". I have no doubt this will end in tears for all the fools of WSB but we're still in the early stages of the mania phase. Expect a recession in 2 years.
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Why don't you just buy it now and make bank when everyone is fucking freaking out?
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Because you can't trade VIX directly you mouth breather. Options have expiration dates. VIX trades are time bound.
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Uvxy.
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Reverse splits o... |
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NVDA below 250 is always a deal
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Been thinking on going long on NVDA. What's your position?
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April 245 and 250 calls I picked up when nvda was down 1% this morning. I have no clue what they're at rn cause I deleted robinhood to stop myself f... |
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Get ready for another SEC investigation.
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if mast goes our way, I actually wouldn't be surprised if we had another investigation lol
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Another??
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once upon a time there was a man who we now refer to as "the great inverse". h... |
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Yeah I know. Attempting a “fellow kids”. K ain’t fuckin round with yachts like y’all. I got kids to feed.
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I don’t either. I’m trying to learn before I start burning large amounts of cash on purp... |
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Interactive Brokers.
Robinhood is for toddlers.
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I use TW is IB better?
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Yes.
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I just tried IB and was surprised that there's an app out there that's worse than TW.
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What's TW?
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just hard love, fam.
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You actually paid for an ad to shitpost on wsb? Ahahahhahahahahahahhaja
You should get an ad for chew next time it dips
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I already do my best to promote Copenhagen.
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the welfare bear is better for thi... |
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that much of USPS's financial issues are related to retiree health... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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Typically turning 4K into 367 isn’t a good thing.
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But I'm doing quick day trades, not long term investments. I thought it was decent for day... |
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Tried to short an Ally Bank savings account killed me
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Haha i died so hard
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Haha me too on the inside. Still waiting for the gif to load though.
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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How did you manage that
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I'd like to know as well, you can't play options on RH, how the fuck do you do this
edit: fuck I got it, it's a margin account, I forgot RH did this cause I'm a fucking plebeian, alright?
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don't know how margin w... |
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Not just Trump guy's. European markets are reacting to Italians finance right now
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But Italy has had shitty finances since its inception.
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Correct, however since the election in March, their interest rate has raised again. different this ti... |
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There's almost 4k volume (with over 5k OI) on $300 calls expiring fucking tomorrow.
Also 200 open interest on $350 calls expiring tomorrow.
Raise your hand if you are in these. I expect at least half of this sub is in those $300 calls for tomorrow and the other half in tho... |
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6334 [The Story of the Hoover Dam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNQ4-Cm5AhY94772)
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Looks promising. Maybe because I'm a psych major I know how huge of a problem Alzheimer's is and is going to become with all these baby boomers ... |
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WHAT THE FUCK MY SAVINGS
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lol keeping your savings in otm calls
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I'm kinda glad I only went for leaps this year, but I'm already down to last years levels, the whole gains of January wiped out.
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buying LEAPS at the all ti... |
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Boomers set their kids up for economic collapse.
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And didn't even get rich in the process, bunch of failures.
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Yeah but they did a bunch of blow
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Rich in “experience”
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why be a drug dealer when you can turn $50k into over $500k on weed stock options??
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I can't wait until we get weed futures. Imagine some high school pot dealer buying puts to hedge his product
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in a mature weed stock market, there won't be... |
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Brah. Tsla is all greed.
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You must not have seen its chart recently. O.o
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Less Greed Is still Greed. There is no fundie behind there numbers, Anything above 200 is greedy people trying to trade on the fear of slightly less greedy peop... |
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Shoutout to r/churning tryhards who spend all weekend laundering Walmart giftcards to make the equivalent of minimum wage wasting everyones time, money, and adding plastic gift cards to the pacific ocean.
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It's stupid to have 26 different cards and have to h... |
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Lol, my co-worker said she is “done with Facebook” and is now only posting on Instagram. I didn’t even bother to tell her.
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You should've
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should of
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Can't tell if meme or no
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Elon was the catalyst they needed. You know they kicked the rescue effort into high gear when they heard this psychopath was on his way over with his kid sized death trap.
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When I saw the “submarine,” I was at a loss as to how it was any better than just dr... |
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I'll take what I can get these days. This trade took 20 minutes or so. $745 isn't a fortune but it's lunch money. I'll allow it.
EDIT: And yes, the futures market is open right now. All the more reason for you guys to learn futures.
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The one thing stopping ... |
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Seems like market manipulation to me. Dip the market before open, send it low so people sell, and then buy at the lowest and artificially send it skyrocketing before end. This isn’t healthy.
Anyone with long puts into February are going to make thousands, if not tens of th... |
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Well this has aged well, lmfao
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if i only knew
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Press "F" to pay respects.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>Press "F" to pay ~~respects~~.
FTFOP
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## Speaker_0: ##
That sound like a USPS problem to me. Why dont they charge more than?
## Speaker_1: ##
They’re not allowed to. USPS is not a for profit business, it was created to enable mail delivery to every registered address in the US at a time when mail was the only means of communica... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
## Speaker_2: ##
doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
## Speaker_3: ##
if it makes you feel any better, everyone... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
## W... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
made me think of this.
http://time.com/money/4211862/quicken-loans-rocket-mortgage-super-bowl-ad/
## Speaker_1: ##
A popular movie about how haphazardly handing out housing loans contributed to the worst economic recession of our lifetime comes out
Three months later mill... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuck
## Speaker_1: ##
So it has several meanings apparently?
1. A whiny little bitch (aka my brother)
2. A white suprematist who wants sex
3. A less known derogatory version of faggot
4. Jeb Bush
Interesting...
## Walls... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
## Speaker_1: ##
29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
## Speaker_2: ##
Why are you fat or something?
## Speaker_1: ##
Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't have it but your answer must be yes. Why in the world
would a sell order write a call?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because it does if you aren’t long the call already? Sell to open, and you’re getting upvoted, people really are retarded here.
## Speaker_2: ##
He was answe... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Bought my first calls yesterday and sold one for 100% return today. Am I genius now?
## Speaker_0: ##
Did you hedge your risk?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No, it was cheap as shit. Only risked $11. I just wanted to try options out lol.
## Speaker_1: ##
You mean $11,000 right?
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
## Speaker_1: ##
What stream? I'm lost.
## Speaker_2: ##
Tldr is ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I called the police for a non-emergency one time. After not showing up for a few hours, they called me and said they can’t find my house and I must have given them a fake address. After I verified my address and gave them landmarks in the area they eventually arrived at my h... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would anyone complain about a reddit ban?
such fail
## Speaker_1: ##
the same reasons reddit mods think that being a mod on a shitty website is their greatest accomplishment
because people are retarded
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think you'd be really amused at some of the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If there was something out there that worked and yielded consistent returns then everyone would be using it
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly.
OP, algorithmic trading works. Go look up quantitative analyst or statistician job postings on Wall Street. They are in high demand.
You c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My thesis is that we're about to see what they did with the iPhone X extended to the MBA (the best selling model) and the iPad Pro: unit sales might decline but the ASP will dramatically shoot up.
The MBA will also sell like hotcakes. Hell, I fucking want one. It's just the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
F
of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
## Speaker_1: ##
I 100 percent believe this is true
## Speaker_2: ##
This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trade wars are easy.
## Speaker_1: ##
Memba when everyone realized that US corporations actually still control over %50 of the planets GDP. I memba, cause it was this morning.
## Speaker_2: ##
Why do people think the US is shit like we have like 85% of the world’s wealth. ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey a real trade. Placed it right at the open? 9:30:38a
## Speaker_0: ##
Yep put a limit order for .25 at market open. Had a feeling it would dip then recover.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Could've hit it at .23 probably. Your order pretty much wiped out the ask at .25. T... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is all from $297 Put 9/25
## Speaker_1: ##
How much did you put on the line?
## Speaker_0: ##
Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
## Speaker_2: ##
nice man. keep the hot streak going. 3 or ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
market cap of $50 billion
Elon could dilute by 10% for $5 billion cash and the stock would probably rally
## Speaker_1: ##
No institutional is injecting money into equity at the current valuation
Edit to further elaborate: there are now a handful of tesla price targets f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've had moviepass's back until last night when I wanted to go to a movie and they wanted me to pay an 8 dollar surcharge. Suck my dick moviepass.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why were you so fucking stupid up until last night?
## Speaker_0: ##
Never invested but I wanted it to ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
some of those fuckers are so retarded they don't even realize you have to buy funds in their IRA. Like they contribute money to their IRA and think they're collecting 8% a year lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
when i first set up 401k many years ago i thought the same. i thought it ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP qqq puts
## Speaker_1: ##
Market will be back down by Wednesday morning...
## Speaker_0: ##
No APPL/FB ER run ups?
## Speaker_2: ##
There will be, but whether it sticks or not is a different story
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ding ding ding. Intel barely held onto the pop af... |
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