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Hes only down 25k. The options can still swing but friday was a great day for everyone. How could robinhood loan you 60k. Wtf?
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On a fucking trial. Like, yo wtf, you are attracting the young retards of the world, its your fucking mission statement. Then you ... |
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Well it wasn't really his fault, but he did have to deal with it...
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You’re right, it was his friends fault. But he bailed them out so they’re all good.
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I don't think you understand what happened
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Elucidate then. From what ... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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I need to dig into this lean hog situation - every time I see one of your posts I get this itch to do some commodity trading. I follow about a half dozen commodities pretty closely, and there are some interesting opportunities out there these days. Looking at a live cat... |
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Ford is better for buy and hold dividend income than speculation. During the Great Recession, Ford shares fell below $2. That's why this late in a bull market, I'm not a buyer yet.
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I thought ford survived the recession.
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If this plays out we need a thread to post everyone's earnings
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Absolutely!
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Would you consider adding the people posting their positions in this thread to update the stats? Would have to ask most of them to provide their cost bases and ... |
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Page doesn't exist you cuck
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Here you go faggot
http://www.infowars.com/exclusive-obama-illegally-robbed-fannie-freddie-to-fund-obamacare/
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Alex Jones looks like the guy that clogs a toilet at a party and just leaves it for the next person ... |
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The nerds over at r/Diablo are literally REEEEEing right now. Short ATVI.
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I popped over there quick... Dear god I didn't think people cared that much about Diablo
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It was the best/fastest selling PC game of all time at release, but it's so ... |
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That pattern day trader badge of honor brings a tear to my eye, you cuck.
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As a non RH user what's that all about? Are trades not free for the company?
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It's not a robinhood thing, it's a government regulation thing. You can only do a set... |
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Whataburger just needs to expand nationwide
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As long as their quality doesn't drop. Granted I'm in Sa... |
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100% private lending to high risk credit individuals. Use dubious credit collection agencies to collect
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AMEX?
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$AXP
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AXP confirmed. I have a credit limit that's twice what I've earned in a year ever. (No it's not even c... |
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not at all... you're an idiot regardless.
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Bitch in in med school fuck yo finance degree
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No you can't.
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Of course you can, it's not that fucking hard to sign up for an education.
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I don’t think socialism is the answer but why does the right pretend the minimum wage wasn’t set up to live off of. “no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country.” -FDR
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Goodbye.
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I've never been prouder of a group of people
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Still waiting for the flair to be added.
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Wait was this in 'time money'? Lol
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Yeah my SO is inexplicably a subscriber.
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Its 2018 bro just call him your boyfriend
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SO is shorter to type
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bf is shorter to type because theres less key distance
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Is it 2010?
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they had that movie recently though
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Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
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I actually liked it. It took a complete 180 on the whole "don't judge a person by their looks" message you see in a lot of childr... |
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Lol, never put it all in red. Always put it all on black. These kids get no tendies
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lmfao. youre supposed to go 50/50 on black and red.
like how the fuck do people lose money on roulettes. idiots.
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Wait wouldn't that just mean you sit ... |
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20,000/year. Puhlease...
Does it have navigate in autopilot? Supercharger network?
I'll sell you some puts.
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20,000 initially planned. Demand is so high that they’re upping production.
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By what? 50% ? hehe.
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Porsche... |
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This is a 1 day chart...
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That’s the point
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1 day is not 2 months....
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Jesus Christ that’s why I posted it
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Jesus Christ can't help with your arithmetic son
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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I'm a dumbass, but does that mean you paid 8.10 for 285 worth of stock?
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He bought 5 contracts usually 100 shares per contract for 8.10 per contract.
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So could that in tern just turn 8 dollars into a lot more than 8 dollars?
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if wrong you must get back in the cage.
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deal
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it gets into the cage.
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ok, I am in fagit in cage atm, sorry
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good boy. Maybe Thursday we can let you out.
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You are a danger to yourself
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who are you my wife
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Is she single?
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dibs
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Fuck.
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GEORGE SOROS ILLUMINATI ASSASSINATION GOLD BONDS TREASURY FED ROTHSCHILDS
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Most likely, yes.
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SECRET SOCIETY GLOBALISM?
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Fuck off
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I have December 13 and 14 calls. My first options play ever. Please tell me this isn't my future.
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What was the premium? / what's your break-even?
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0.91 for the 13 call, 0.60 for the 14 call (in euros though). How do I calculate my break-... |
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Fortunately for FB nobody uses Safari.
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Every time you open a link in an app on an iOS device it’s Safari.
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Unless you don’t use safari by default..
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Any app that uses the browser api is running safari. You tap a link in Red... |
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This ain't a political sub.
I'm pretty liberal, but guess what? I used the Trump rally to get tendies
It's not red or blue, it's tendies
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Isn't that kind of the problem though? Shouldn't we work together so everyone has enough tendies?
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Just learn to trade derivatives, you could make 1000%.
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tell me more...
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Flip a coin. If heads, all in SPY weekly calls. If tails, all in SPY weekly puts. It might make you some money. Also includes very little risk.
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i thought she did fine. the entire show was avoiding trump related
humor in honor of mother's day, so writers had less to work with.
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If you can't write something funny and blame it on the fact that you couldn't make it all about the president your shit... |
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why not 9.99?
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Whose they?
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((they))
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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It was a fraud for years. Rupert Murdoch lost like $130Million.
I assume they’re getting all the material necessary for a crim... |
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Didn’t sell my calls when it hit $27...YIKES help I can’t sleep is this real life
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Same. I'm sure a lot of people didn't
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i can't fathom how fucking retarded people have to be to have held past $26 on monday... jesus christ you people need ... |
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Timing the fucking market? WTF you think this is r/investing? We YOLO entire portfolios on possible 5% gains on earnings reports here you cuck
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Yes I probably am. new to wsb and thought i would add some caution to group.
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Welcome aboard m... |
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We're entering early stage stagflation. Stocks and commodities only safe havens.
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what are you on
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Uh dollar has lost 10% to Euro over last year alone and expected to fall another 10% this year. Fed is raising interest rates and selling tons... |
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Yo Elon, if you're here tweet a cat meme
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[Do it](https://i.imgflip.com/1zlxac.jpg)
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What does the Tesla truck look like?
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Godawful. Like you got an 18 wheeler too hot and put it in a wind tunnel to cool off, told a 10yo ab... |
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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This, I've never met anyone with a home setup like this, or with a multi-monitor setup, that doesn't LOSE money year over year.
They trade way too actively - you could g... |
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Is it too late to buy in? Or is it possible this is another 75%+ gains opportunity??
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There's trial results from another trial that are supposed to be released by the end of next week. However, it is one of their more riskier trials. There's also trial resul... |
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what happened? Did AyyyMD’s fuel run out? MY CALLS
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Goes straight from $9 to $10.50 with basically no breaks or pause and this dude is still not happy enough lmao.
Must be holding 4/20 $12s lol.
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I’m holding 5/18 $14 haha
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I got in at 11.05 a few days ago and was able to average down to 10.05 when the price hit around 9.20 yesterday. I thought about selling when it was at 10.40 earlier but decided to hold. Really hoping for good news.
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So tempted to jump in at $10.19 right ... |
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Don’t do it. Thank me later.
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It's better than guessing and buying calls/puts in this trump market. It by definition REDUCES risk.
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Don't forget about IV crush. Your options on both sides lose value after er just for the hell of it. You'... |
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Wasn't me. I don't have authorization or power to do that yet. I'm just the lead janitor and was instructed to remove the extra shitty posts at night whilst the seasoned mods get their beauty sleep.
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It was me. I give good advice.
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I re... |
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I bought puts at cliff and rode that down to core. Probably gonna get into nov 2 $7 puts Now.
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$7.5 11/2 Puts all day. This shit stock is gonna be $5 by Jan 2019
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Well fuck. I put all my “trading” money on it few weeks back when I heard abo... |
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PUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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The market had no cause to be green the past few days. Somehow people had convinced themselves that the tariffs were just regular Trump bluster and weren't gonna happen. Believed Cohn and Paul Ryan could somehow change Tr... |
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Live entirely off of passive income.
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This. My goal is to get to $2M and live off the interest. Call it a life.
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7 here. 2 for my kids and 5 for my wife and I.
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By "5 fo my wife and I". Do you mean 4.5 for her and .5 for yo... |
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Those cucks prefer social justice warrioring to actual sensible business decisions.
Mandatory bias training, allowing any homeless person to hang out indefinitely in the business, "diversity" hiring as opposed to competence hiring. None of those things are healthy for a bu... |
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I have Active Trader.
What do I need to do get my commissions lowered? I paid over $4,000 in 2016 and would like to pay a bit less in 2017.
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Download robinhood
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Fuck off
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But really though you trade costs could come down si... |
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Thank you Donnie, very cool! ������
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We’re about to hit prime buying opportunities for the next 2 years.
Once dems take control of the presidential spot all of these tariffs will be removed and we’ll all make a killing.
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unfortunately, it... |
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The company has no leadership, gonna take months before they get themselves sorted out. You’re not just witnessing the fall of intel, you’re going to be seeing the rise of a new dominant chipmaker
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And which chipmaker would that be? Asking for a friend
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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They’re teaching him a lesson
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I mean, why try to help him understand what he did wrong, when you can just teach him fear. Sounds legit.
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Dude. T... |
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He has a cameo in zoolander. He says a... |
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I should have bought stock after I saw the battlefield 1 trailer.
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Yes, because one shitty trailer released last week impacted earnings for last year
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If you thought that was shitty you haven't seen the new call of Duty trailer.
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NVDA, AMD, INTC
Edit QCOM too
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Pick one fam, try to keep it one per comment pls.
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NVDA
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Yeah, NVDA
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check original comment reply for NVDA, ill look at the others if I have some time
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This is what happens when liberal arts degrees exceed technical, scientific or mathamatic degrees. Its like the whole sub prime mortgage bullshit, except for education. Bubble will burst.
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STEM as a whole is actually oversaturated right now, especially those... |
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Haha snap to compete with Netflix? What a joke
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If SNAP beats Netflix in any sense of the word that means we're all fucked anyway.
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5 minutes of kylie jenner talking to me, fml
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Rich Slut eats Cereal ASMR
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Jokes getting old
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It's only mediocre funny because it's H&R Block.
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Those fuckers gouge you. I can only hope such a move would result in them going under
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They're the McDonald's of tax prep.
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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Honestly, kill myself.
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Atliving, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call us at 800-273-8255.
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No, bot. When the money goes, I kill myself.
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"All aboard the yolo train,” one recently replied. “Full disclosure I did a bunch of Xanax and drank a bunch of coffee 30 minutes ago.”
This is clearly taken out of context. Shitty and lazy journalism strikes again.
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Of all my wonderful quotes, they pick *t... |
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this is not possible unless you can trade options
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There are tons of other derivatives/contracts you can trade that can can easily net this kind of return.
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Easily?
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If you guess right.
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Hes right tho
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Fuck you. I need my lifted f350 to commute to my IT job and I dont want gas going up.
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Why don't you buy a Tesla like all your coworkers in IT
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As if we made enough
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New Ford F350: 34k
Pe... |
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a bear irl would fuck a bull up
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No way. Have you ever actually been near a full grown bull? Not a castrated steer but two thousand plus pounds of pointy horned testosterone fueled grass fed muscle?
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No doubt. A bull is a 1 ton killing mach... |
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According to AP, she didn't even give a concession speech to the people at her HQ rally. Wow....
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She's speaking this morning. I expect the concession then.
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She is speaking now. USA today has a live stream
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She spoke t... |
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I have Robinhood. :\) i did buy AMD Options in the money though. I am very happy the options worked out.
This literally made me laugh straight through.
Robinhood is very plain but free is free. I trade a lot it works for me. I use my E\-trade account for all the ext... |
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This is what happens when you give Raytheon multi-billions in US taxpayer money on no-compete federal contracts.
They hire art majors for diversity statistics.
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I know a couple of defense contractors banned technical interviews b/c they are viewed as sexist... |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/922gtp/facebooks_put_play_from_yesterday_im_20_time_to
Can someone ELI5 what happened here? I thought Facebook dropped yesterday?
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It's a put, thus the right to sell at a certain price, which became worth mor... |
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As someone who actually works in the industry, our biggest problem right now is overproduction. We need to seriously consider limiting our output. It's a simple supply and demand factor. The market is saturated with too much oil, thus making the price of oil drop.
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This is a 1 day chart...
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That’s the point
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1 day is not 2 months....
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Jesus Christ that’s why I posted it
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r/woosh
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30 days ago you were asking reddit for stock recommendations for trade war, and now you are so confident in your prediction, that you are willing to yolo 50K on it.
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i'm worth \~430k with probably 700k inc in inheritance within a decade. Dual income of \~230... |
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I WANT THE FUCKING SHORTSQUEEZE! FUCK YOU WALLSTREET
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I wonder if it’s going to be snap level of squeeze. 7% ah is huge
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How much did snap squeeze?
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From $14 to $20 lol in TWO FKING DAYS.
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Yup and it was a s... |
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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Link? Sounds like a good read.
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its bothering me that you didnt make 4 more dollars so you could post it at 30k gains
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I too am bothered by that. Was planning on making a quick trade to fix that but I wanted to post on the six month and sadly its a Sunday. Oh well maybe tomorrow.
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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damn
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He's not wrong. This was on Reddit a long time ago. She traded up lol.
Proof?
https://i.redd.it/653059w6ej5y.png
From her blog they broke up. And I guess she found her Chad. Both pics fr... |
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Don't you dare doubt my beloved Best Buy.
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It's going to burn like Waco
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>crushed by next generation of shoppers
For real tho what does this mean?
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Old fucks that are buying electronics from Best Buy because they don't u... |
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Hoping for the best. We should definitely talk more and bounce ideas.
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dude's got an AI bot, just cut out the middle man and have ur bots talk to eachother. I swear this sub...
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Do you want skynet? Because this is... |
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This is a Quality meme
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It came from the heart.. or anus. Dunno, both hurt
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Swap the trump-tradewar with the fed-interest rates imo
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came here to say literally this
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After Hours Volume:
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After Hours High:
$171.77 (16:20:35 PM)
After Hours Low:
$151.46 (16:32:23 PM)
I set a limit sell at $172. Fuck!
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I have a feeling you'll be happy it didnt get to $172 by tomorrow.
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As in you think it's... |
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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That's fucking ridiculous. I had to look it up because I thought you were bullshitting. You weren't... |
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I cashed out $21 AMD calls and bought $20 AMD puts 2 hours before Nvidia crashed the chip market.
This was also how I found out that trading two different options for the same stock on the same day counts as a daytrade and now I'm account locked.
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What happ... |
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This is why real estate is so stupidly expensive right now.
Interest rate hikes may crush the housing market to oblivion.
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Real estate is so stupidly expensive because if you want to live anywhere remotely close to a decent paying job you need ... |
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*stock goes up 10%*
## Speaker_1: ##
Earnings down 10%
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We are approved to launch nukes from space with the military.
Stocks up 50%
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That would never happen
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## Speaker_5: ##
SpaceX will start having secret nigh... |
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I don’t know what this means. Markets down 4.1% tomorrow?
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MU down 4.1% everything else up 4.1%.
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No, gonna go down $4.10, fuck percent.
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Down to $4.10.
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You know my protective puts would actually be g... |
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likely DWI. nice fear mongering. relevant flair btw
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah, driving northbound on southbound avenue in most populated area of the city at lunch hour. very likely DWI
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glad u agree
## Speaker_0: ##
worst form of humor
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Not sure that tariffs were supposed to help companies. Pretty sure they're meant to help the tax collectors.
## Speaker_1: ##
They are meant to be combative to unfair trade practices, like forced technology transfer and IP theft. Tariffs are probably the most generic tool ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The Instagram whore industry.
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Shit isn't going anywhere though...
## Speaker_0: ##
Supply is increasing and price is decreasing though. In the old days they’d get flown out + 10k for a night, now you have to let 15 Arab dudes run a train on you just to get... |
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been in it for almost 3 weeks. loving it.
## Speaker_0: ##
It's still pushing higher my friend. $LRTTF nice bid there at $0.55 next leg up is .60s next week imo.
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hell yeah. been on absolute tear the last couple of weeks. any reason for the sudden up... |
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How to profit from this?
## Speaker_1: ##
Collect rainwater, but secretly so you’re not arrested
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Is there a stock that does this?
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It’s illegal so probably not
## Speaker_2: ##
Illegal to collect rain water? O want what you're smoking
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lmao y'all are ridiculously bearish on TSLA.
Elon said they identified the source of the bottleneck constraint in last quarters conference call and should have a successful ramp up, yet you're making conspiracy theories about how they're fucking up?
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When... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You still got $10,000 left. Can we have a community vote on one final all in?
## Speaker_1: ##
Currently being raped by Roku puts I sold yesterday at close. Amen.
## Speaker_2: ##
Wow it’s even worse I thought you at least owned stocks you lost all that trading options?
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the Re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
More like keeping their kids eyes away from toxic material. This is genius. There is way too much toxicness in our media now days. I would honestly pay for something like this that will guarantee that my kid will not see gay pride being forced down their throats. Shit I neve... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
[I love the smell of five figure gains in the morning (~4%)](https://imgur.com/gallery/PcJrF)
## Speaker_0: ##
You going to hold those calls through December earnings?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes. Jan’s are ‘19. Might sell Aprils if the share price blows through $60
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking analysts....
## Speaker_1: ##
They gave us a golden buying opportunity. Do you think those clowns aren't loading up right now?
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Exactly what I said last night. And I was right.
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I don't know what to believe anymore
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Aka Bloomberg’s business model. The most laughable were the articles about ‘Why we know facebooks stock price has hit its low’ 2 days after the Cambridge analytica scandal.
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And did it hit a low?
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I remember seei... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You must tell us how you made 138%
## Speaker_1: ##
(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
## Speaker_2: ##
What was your strategy for XIV
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is gamma?
## Speaker_1: ##
Next. Boring, bonehead questions are not cool. Next.
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What's the difference between a "going up" option and a "going down" option?
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Sorry. These questions are so dry. They're killing me.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lol... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can read my original story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8igcal/got_expelled_from_university_few_years_ago/
And my first update: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8n9yvu/the_chgg_gain_train_continues_up_48k_since_i_last/
**How d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many positions?
## Speaker_1: ##
Two positions, ~380 shares, cost basis around $262/share for both positions.
## Speaker_2: ##
Should've bought calls!
## Speaker_1: ##
Wasn't planned. Got a price alert on the symbol, made the trade while eating a burrito. Agree though... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I think /r/LateStageCapitalism has a lot of good things to say because capitalism is responsible for innumerable crimes, but I recognise this Jeff Bezos story as bullshit as well
It is possible to be both.
downvoted to hell in 3...2...1...
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You're in th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
TSLA
but seriously what are the expectations as to how much they'll open down on monday? 120k cars or w/e it was can't be good news.
## Speaker_1: ##
When's the last time Tesla had good news anyways
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What about Spaceman?
## Speaker_1: ##
But have the... |
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