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https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-risking-it-uninsured-family/
It's a little harder to care when you see their post tax spending breakdown halfway down the page.
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$1900/mo is absurd for health insurance, but they chose to pay for their kids' college t... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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Uhhh there's a picture of buffett with my mom like 10 years ago and he did the same thing......
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He might be your dad.
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It all makes sense now. My dad old af.
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No you fuckin autist... He had t... |
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6/15 $260 Calls are basically free money right?
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I bought $255 6/15 calls at open, it pretty much seems like free money
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Same. Working out great rn.
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Holy fuck yea it is up 5k so far today I’m an account worth 25k shits rid... |
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Fed creating the most massive bubble ever created
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Be sure to have cash handy to buy a house in the Wastelands from starving boomers in a few years
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I am in a seriously fucked up place with this mindset.
I'm sitting on a lot of cash / risk... |
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Too bad I’m banned, I’d like to ask him what it’s like to be responsible for letting an unprecedented number of faggots start trading, resulting in autism levels higher than has ever been recorded in US history.
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Lol how did you get banned from r/robinhoo... |
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[come at me bros](https://i.imgur.com/2vDS6NW.jpg)
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http://www.howlinrays.com/menu/
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Closed on Monday? Only the Lord’s food Chick Fil A is allowed to be closed on any day
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You've clearly never had howlin rays. Chicken... |
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I can understand people being delusional about their skill, I'm as narcissistic as they come, but how does he think this is sustainable even if he keeps up a 8% return per month? And let's be honest, we all know he won't keep that up. On a $4k account that is only about $320... |
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Elon secretly: "Please buy Tesla so I don't go broke."
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Are you kidding? SpaceX pulls in a pretty damn good bit of money. Even if tesla fails hard, he can still make it off of SpaceX alone.
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People always say this, both are kept afloat thank... |
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What is this
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Rh pro
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how is your autism
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=... |
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Is Elon Musk Kanye-Westing?
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Is that what we call going insane these days?
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Is Kanye considered “insane” now?
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You gotta admit Kanye’s got issues in the head. Like politics aside, he’s been under a lot of mental strain si... |
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I have 0 puts, but am all cash since monday. No regrets so far. Also happy to miss out on a rebound. Market just seemed to choppy. I'll come back when we return to steady 35% a year gainz :P.
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Buy high sell low, nice plan.
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I bought years a... |
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I agree with you. I think short term the potential to drop is pretty high. If rates drop we will see all time highs though. Need to see.
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When will we know for sure?
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When the drop happens.
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Where the fuck do you live where a down payment is less than 55k??
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Where the fuck do you live where 55k isnt enough for a down payment on a house?
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LA But literally any actual city I don’t see how you would be able to buy a $275,000 hous... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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Margin is a loan given to you by a brokerage to invest. If your investments lose too much value you will get margin called and the brokerage will sell some of your holdings to recoup its loss... |
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us has never won the trade war.
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That's fake news.
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everyone loses in a trade war
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Except for the shorters.
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For the peasants that don't have WSJ sub:
Ben Bernanke, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, remains upbeat about the economy’s outlook and isn’t particularly alarmed by recent bond-market developments many see as hinting at trouble down the road.
“Everything we s... |
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Made my first investment in a 3x leveraged ETF (TQQQ) back in early 2011. Since I couldn't trade options in my Roth IRA, I decided to park some of my Roth IRA funds in TQQQ (fully aware of the rebalancing quirks, premium decay, etc.).
Haven't touched the investment in... |
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Fuck off Bezos, nobody's going to use Amazon Pay. it's the Google+ of payment processors.
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I'm not convinced Bezos has any idea what actually sells. Did anyone besides him think people would buy the Fire Phone? Why did that exist, and how the fuck did he thi... |
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still sat on my hands cause of october PTSD. fortunately didnt get hurt too bad in oct but god damn, i need to quit being a pussy
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I made 215% in the last week because im not a fucking pussy.
I'm still down 30% because Im not a fucking pussy.
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The Verge has an even juicier article:
http://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/9/18/20872777/we-work-adam-neumann-tequila-weed-ipo-eternal-life
Cliffs
-rebekah fired the employees because she didn't "like their energy"
-adam left so much weed on a flight to Israel that... |
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What about a link for tendies
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#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
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This post, and every single associated comment is fucking ret... |
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Beat estimates by 17%. Stock Falls. Papa bless.
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Yeah can someone explain this because I'm too stupid to figure it out
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Cause every time we see a green day the orange retard have to bring up that the tax reform is on hold.
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either a sign of easy money, or another crash
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The market will definitely crash. I saw an old guy looking at AMD charts during lunch today. NOT A GOOD SIGN
BAD
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Why is people investing bad
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Old (assume cautious/ maybe re... |
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If it's guaranteed to lose you money, can't you just do the opposite
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Then you’ll definitely lose money
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The beauty of options, 10 ways to lose money, and 2 ways to win.
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there are 8 other ways to win that nobody knows y... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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Tbh I'd rather lose all my money day trading than be a door to door salesman.
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i met a few d2d salesmen that said they made a lot of money
funny how none of them kept... |
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Nanya making my dick soft for the 5th day in a row, they keep hitting intraday highs at like 9:35
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Do you know how many they have left.
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http://www.nanya.com/en/IR/17/Announcements
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Yea that's more up to date. So they had 2... |
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Hopefully gonna ride the green in the morning, scoop up calls in the morning, average down on my puts, sell calls before lunch and then watch us tank all week from bad FB and AAPL earnings
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All the NAND producing companies have said last quarter was soft.
A... |
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Unlike the cheeky antics of WSB, /r/robinhood shitposts are born out of pure ignorance.
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hey faggot, we are ignorant too.
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Wait, I thought we were just pretending to be retarded.
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Yes, yes, pretending...
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All those people are too broke to buy new cars. They'll end up buying used.
Inverse OP.
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The used car inventory was all destroyed too. They'll be getting insurance payouts so they'll be getting their new cars with that. Then after F pops, the insurance cos ... |
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You should've bought options, you'd have more than all your money back.
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^ bad advice. Don’t do options. Basically intensified gambling
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Going 100% into one stock on an earnings play isn’t much different. Plus this isn’t r/investing
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garbage
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TSLA?
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Short it.
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Source other than tweet?
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Looks like hes referencing [this](https://www.wsj.com/articles/details-emerge-in-u-s-s-trade-truce-with-china-1544360520?mod=mhp)
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Thanks! Copy paste for non subscribers?
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A week after President Tru... |
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Pretty sure you can deep fry a shoe, won't be too bad, others mentioned it can be a baby shoe.
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Anything deep fried is good.
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You're either crazy, stupid, or fat. Definitely autistic though.
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Why "either"?
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Moving to Golden Gate Bridge for some Olympic diving practice
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Better go fast, they approved to build a net.
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nets are for pussies! we need a wall (at the bottom)
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A damn, a few meters before it so that we can fall farth... |
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$VIGAX is over 23% YTD. I guess you beat it, but I dunno doesn't seem worth the hassle.
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Hahaha I’m up 27% in 2 months..
$VIGAX has only gone up 2.85% since I started investing....
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I'm dropping everything as so... |
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When they miss growth numbers and go on an expedition to Earth's core you will be remembered.
Edit: Turns out they even overshot earths core, next stop Chyna.
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Any reason to think this?
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Their shitty tv shows and movies
Also everyone expec... |
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So the S&P 500 inversely correlates with pork futures?
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Looks like they are actually correlated. Compare [this](https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/pb/charts) to the VOO chart
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https://www.restfinance.com/Restaurant-Finance-A... |
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Me. AMA.
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How giant is your clit
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As petite as your portfolio
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Jokes on you bud I lost it all don't even have a portfolio anymore
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Maybe she's Islamic and is in the same boat
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Bag holding...
How to turn 7.25M to $50 , It's magic...
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He was probably restricted in his selling
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Yeah they count unvested shares. Its like when the cops make a drug bust for an 1/8th of weed, street value $30,000
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Clickbait...Guarantee you that chick in the thumbnail isn't an actual billionaire. Would bang tho
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Nah she actually is, I’ve clicked.
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u/LaSpace89 is right lol, that chick is [Jessica Gomes](http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jessica+Gomes+S... |
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You guys do too much coke.
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Whats that? SHORT COKE, YOU SAY?
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IF YOU BUY THE DIP I BUY THE DIP
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I watched this happen. Fucking stupid. Did people think the world was ending? How many billions is 12 points in the S&P?
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I don’t know where you got that number, but it’s not even in the neighborhood. That would mean the entir... |
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It was in Pre-Market at ~4AM EST. It spiked to around 14.92.
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That was actually after hours on friday.
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It hit 14.99 at 6am you robinhood fucks.
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IIRC even Robinhood shows price PM/AH. Just... |
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I've said it time and time again: national debt is way different than personal debt. Paying off the national debt is a very bad thing; just ask President Andrew Jackson. Reducing it is ok but overall the national debt says to our creditors (be they citizens or other nations)... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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This is why tech companies should hire only top talent. Google, Nvidia, and SpaceX are examples of that. Companies like Raythe... |
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Though the hardware will be there, the software will still need time. I honestly don't think this will benefit the stock price. Investors probably already assumed that the hardware was there and the only thing missing was a completely functional update.
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T... |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/7lhedf/are_the_higher_expense_ratios_in_vanguardspydr_vs
How's losing money in your Robinhood account going?
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This is like your wife catching you cheating because you got exposed by a hooker, but the hooker is al... |
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Serious question: does Google+ actually generate meaningful revenue for Google? I'm not saying a breach is nothing to worry about, just curious if it even matters for Google to have that platform.
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This isn’t about revenue or amount of users exposed, I thin... |
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good idea; i didn't realize those odds were so favorable. 4 years is a long time for a man whose never read the constitution. Plus trump is pretty well known for getting into legal problems. The only downside is that it doesn't include him leaving office for other reasons... |
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I have heard a lot of great things about this company. I am highly considering buying shares. China is where you want to be invested in. Currently have a lot of shares of ZTO Express and a bunch of calls and shares in JD.
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BIDU is also cheap, stripping... |
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What stops you guys from gambling roughly 50/50 on JDST and JNUG? I think trump and yellen are going to have conflicting statements. JDST up tomorrow, JNUG up on Monday is my guess
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This is what I want to know. Why not buy in equally to both?
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He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
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This is what I come here for.
> How can he slap
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What does that mean? lol
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[Here's the tldr version](https://youtu.be/D6Z2RhnqwI0)
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how the fuck does ... |
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Who didn't see this coming?
Underemployment is high.
Labor Force Participation rate is low.
Global Markets are shit.
We're in the midsts of a controversial election.
It's Janet Fucking Yellen.
This phoenix is going up in flames this fall. Until then, ride the trend.
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>i wonder what the internet forum i moderate really thinks of me.
FUCK MY SIDES. LMAO!!
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I sometimes do wonder what he's like in "real life"
Personally, I think he's overcompensating
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Don't we all online?
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I; donht th... |
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/u/martinshkreli you got a Charizard yet?
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yup
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Broshk, you are reading this situation all wrong, or you are stubborn to the point of doing yourself in. You're going to get convicted on the optics of the value of punishing hubris rather tha... |
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Good, now don't be a pussy ass bitch and sell. Shit will breach 400 by January. It's still Tesla you fucking autists
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I'm bagholding but this comment makes me want to inverse.
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I'm gonna hold your bag, faggot.
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Go on...
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This is not good for Micron
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Yes it is. The company is still doing business and is most likely still highly profitable and growing.
They announced the buyback in September back in June when stock was about 60. They essential are getting a $10/share discoun... |
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If you’re not buying ‘stangs at 24% apr 6 year loans you don’t understand the value of TORQUE
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I’m pretty sure only E-3s can get to that level of autism.
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I bought a Camaro at 8% as an O1 like a giant douche so no monopolies on that. At ... |
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No holdings? Difficult to read chart?
Fuck off.
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1) I already closed out the positions in a panic once I saw my gains evaporate
2) In what way is a graph that states current annualized return, a percentage labeled Y-axis and an X-axis labeled by month diff... |
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Bonds
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On a serious note, wouldn't it be a good time to pick up bonds as a long play? Illinois has one of the highest per capita tax revenues in the country. If they default on payments it's more because they don't have a budget and can't disperse the money ... |
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Wow, this is some QAnon-tier code breaking. Great work, Patriot.
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Long Lubed
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it's christmas eve, not christmas
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You know what to do next.
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Pay a third of it to the IRS?
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Those fuckers at 39.5%, Imagine if Bernie comes in and implements 90%
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You should take the tax position that you are a trader, and your yolos are ordinary business in... |
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Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
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Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
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I've noticed that a popular career path among my dumber friends is 'full time mom' -> 'day trader'
also if you cant hustle up 25k on your own you likely aren't smart enough to trade well anyway.
i love the idea of like 10 people in slack all trying to day trade collecti... |
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Awww little kid got mad ;) how cute~
How's your gains going? I'm sorry you got banned from /r/Robinhood for being a jackass. I'm going call you what you are... a whiney little bitch.
http://i.imgur.com/kSGjTbT.png Lets see your gains? O_o /u/classicman cat got your... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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You say that but look at what happened to Smosh, at the time this was the better choice.
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Can you quickly explain to me what happened tosmosh ? I saw them for food battle back in middle school and forgot
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I've been telling you motherfuckers that this was going to happen for what like a year now
This situation is NOT GONNA NORMALIZE ANYTIME SOON
The fact of the matter is there are literally no good places to invest or park (legal) capital outside the US
EU outlook can only ... |
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Cup handle on the Spy 1 month
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Don’t think technicals matter at this current moment tbh
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Technical always matter. But sometimes there converging and sometimes they’re diverging
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Used the wrong ‘there’ then used the right ... |
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I just got in at .33 should I hold or sell?
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You can't do anything but wait and see what happens when it resumes trading. My guess is, you're looking at large loss.
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Dude, just average down when it opens, SUNE to the moon!
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u/rfloyd77
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I feel like you won't get a lot of responses just because most women probably don't want to advertise that fact here.
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yeah, and the other comments here indicate why
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as I can finally see jeez
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i stay gender neutral so peopl... |
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I wish his dropbox of finance classes was public, I need to get those excel sheets.
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he offers finance classes?
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Ya he did like a 16 part series and each video was about 3 hours long. The first three are difficult to get through becaus... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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$337bn in deficit reduction?
Rally in the market for anyone who didn't read a headline but read the analysis.
https://www.cbo.gov/sites/default/files/115th-congress-2017-2018/costestimate/americanhealthcareact_0.pdf
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Had to double check whether he actually tweeted this shit lol
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For reference, here's the actual apology:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1019472152796381185
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DorotheaBrooke
@heterochromance
11h
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"no doubt Russia was meddling with the election"
Fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Comey's gonna play both sides and ultimately say nothing
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This he's angry about his legacy and losing his job so he will show revenge about that, but nothing to imply the president ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't land on my car please.
## Speaker_1: ##
Please land on my car, I got gap...
## Speaker_2: ##
What's your mom's car's make/model?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hummer H1 neon pink
## Speaker_3: ##
Gents, I haven’t stopped laughing my ass off for 5 straight minutes. Quality ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Looks like it’s back to Sprint for you
## Speaker_0: ##
More like cricket wireless
## Walls1337bot: ##
More like no service
## Speaker_0: ##
More like a rotary phone
## Walls1337bot: ##
More like a paper cup phone
## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking Morse code
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bagholding a massive short position at $7.00, I really hope your right. It's what I'm seeing to, but who knows what happens.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why don't you just buy dust?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why not short both at the same time? Then the triple-leveraged decay will kick in ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know this is wsb, but if we can be serious for a sec, does anyone believe that if trump were elected that somehow the market *wouldnt* tank immediately?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think it will happen regardless, just bigger impact if trumps elected. Because the general pattern d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What makes you think they are going to turn a profit?
## Speaker_1: ##
The gigafactory (huge flat cost) is going operational on July 29th, Model 3 shipments are only slightly below goal, with production ramping up exponentially. Take a look at their financials and tell me w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What happened with RH?
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Speaker_2: ##
So is this the answer to “How does robinhood make money?”
## Speaker_3: ##
Selling order flow to HFT firms. Doesn’t bother me but bothers some
## Speaker_4: ##
Most brokers sells order flow....
## Speak... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's still worth 10% of the original price because there's still a chance it will end up in the money.
## Speaker_1: ##
But the probability is so low that statistically it’s still not worth it
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oooo la la look at Mr. Statistics over here with his fancy m... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
The fact that you're even making this comparison is embarrassing
## Speaker_0: ##
I can see where he's coming from though. It's in terms of returns probably
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck you. Fuck you for even thinking they're comparable. When Robinhood allows options then ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"I don't have to verify because I have one of the great memories of all time"
Best line
## Speaker_1: ##
Please tell me he actually said this.
## Speaker_0: ##
Heard it live on my way to the airport.
## Speaker_1: ##
Jesus christ... If I wasn't actually living during hi... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
First of all, the language the media uses is VERY misleading. The tariffs are 10% on $200B **WORTH** of chinese exports.
If China dumps US treasuries it will cause dollar to rally thus making Chinese products a lot cheaper negating any measures they might take against t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Would anyone be kind enough to ELI5 what the pros and cons of this are? For instance, I don't know enough about the subject to understand how millions less being covered by insurance is profitable? Or is this just purely being presented as a US balance sheet *must*? If it is... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
**Shares are being diluted by 50% on Monday and nobody is talking about it**
## Speaker_0: ##
Where are you seeing this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
[DVAX Schedule 14A pg 3](http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/DVAX/4891079699x0x948960/4B03811D-6B96-4B4F-B5BD-E9D92C8948FD/400... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
did u sell!?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I cashed out $20k this morning, left 200 put options to ride (I am still holding out for the earnings call with free money now).
## Speaker_1: ##
Call is on 17th tho
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy shit I just now read the announcement. Lol. Just... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
## Speaker_1: ##
I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
## Speaker_2: ##
You should get an attorney. This might be proof that the margin loan was valid and they owe you your gains.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
## Speaker_1: ##
Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
We can celebrate the others.
F Trump...
## Speaker_1: ##
DOW being up 4% is the only approval numbers I care about
## Speaker_0: ##
It is only based on hope.
If Trump implodes like it looks like he's going to then I hope you put in appropriate stop loss orders.
Hell... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Clean out my garage, finish an AR build, try not to cry about my Canopy and AAPL losses today
## Speaker_0: ##
What kind of build?
## Walls1337bot: ##
16" lightweight, Geissele-centered, with a Faxon pencil barrel. FDE.
I built a similar (purple) one for my wife and i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What a time to be alive
## Speaker_1: ##
I had to check if this was real
## Speaker_2: ##
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## Speaker_3: ##
Don’t link other subreddits. It’s actually against the reddiquette which you obviously didn’t bother to read. Not only that but you don’t finish you’re sen... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
these are the times that fundamentals do not matter
## Speaker_1: ##
micron literally printing money
next gen GPUs that the market is chimping out for, using an assload of micron chips
better sell micron.
I think the MMs on Micron are just a few weeks behind the news cyc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go into option trading so you can lose over ninety percent of your portfolio just like me
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ouch. What did you do?
## Speaker_0: ##
Had AMZN calls and SPX calls. Paul Ryan speaks and SPX falls 20 dollars while amzn fell around 30 I think
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## Walls1337bot: ##
>you cant time the market
>banks have floors full of traders turning a profit all year
>cant explain that
## Speaker_0: ##
are you being serious?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You do realize this sub is full of folks that make a living off trading and have since as far... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pretty soon the Chinese will release their own version of stock market.
## Speaker_1: ##
New new stock market
## Speaker_2: ##
Shit I’m starting New new new stock market in Thailand.
## Speaker_3: ##
Banging bar girls without condoms are the Thailand YOLOs
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