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Lmao is T_D invading wsb?
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Bad bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 81.28813% sure that jezebellion is not a bot.
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I used to work at rite aid a long time ago, I still have friends working there. Apparently corporate is telling the employees that Walgreens already bought rite aid.
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Bullshit
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What man? You don't think Rite aid cashiers have insider inform... |
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Is this a brag about making 3.3% profit? You could do that throwing darts at a board full of tickers
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No, it's not. Holding long term.
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!RemindMe 5 months
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Since when is 5 months long?
Typically, it's 1 year to ... |
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Sell OTM 250 calls for the next 5 years
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What if it goes to 260 what happens to me then?
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You get to keep the premiums from your call sells, and transfer your shares to the person who assigned them to you: the call buyer who exercised hi... |
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I want him to post his loss porn. Something about selling fds and getting burned turns me on.
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He never posted proof for most of his claimed positions/moves
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[proof of him picking pennies in front of a MU roller](https://www.reddit.com/r/wa... |
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CXRX
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Bad investment. They've been on a steady downtrend for almost a year now, and they haven't released their income statement. I also never invest in a company with a negative P/E ratio. Their price might shoot up short term, but this company might be in ... |
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I'm not autistic enough to understand this
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There’s no bottom
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I thought you meant they lost 1/3rd of their market cap.
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Yup that too. This is a double entendre shit post.
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I'm a total noob. I've been watching this sub for a week and I might be too retarded to understand yet. But can you elaborate on what you did? Opened an option call on Spy and sold it for a 30% profit. That's all I can gather so far. I prob... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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“The users in WSB are truly unsophisticated.” So damn true. The discord is even worse.
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This is so true the discord is like a database of bad information
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So many folks on there, albeit I don’t know how many of them carried it out, we’re t... |
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Thats quite a bio http://i.imgur.com/YsMpkKf.png
http://i.imgur.com/bkuzGLo.png
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as older you get (for some) the more you realize how power-less vagina really is. Most of the times that's all these twats have to offer and most of the time they aren't even... |
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Why don't they just announce a reverse dividend?
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How would that even work
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If you own the stock then you have to pay Elon dividends.
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These idiots would still buy.
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I mean, the dude DID create a priv... |
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You people are so cringe when you talk about drilling to the earths core. Look in the mirror.
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Seriously, even the less socially broken people here play up their idiocy. It's what's wsb is about.
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I so much en... |
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26% in options is jack shit.
Can we ban this hobo?
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Post your gains from today fag bag
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I spent more on trading fees this week than your entire account value.
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So basically you’re fucking stupid
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Nah, I'm... |
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I'm going to be rethinking my strategy. Going back to my roots. Back to the drawing board. Just gotta tell myself it'll all be okay. I'm fucked lol
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... you’re far from alone right now.
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All in on Su Bae. This shit is on clearance.
You pu... |
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Mention China being more socialist than capitalist and wage slaving their peasants for basically nothing. Also mention that they actually legitimately enslave their own people.
Mention that thanks to capitalism for the first time in ever history having and eating too much... |
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Ban poor people posts
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I'm 18 and in college srry I don't have $150k in a Fedility account.
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Then dont post your shitty portfolio
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So sorry I offended you. Let's work together to make WSB a safe place for all investors, even... |
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How much longer until he beats Rockefeller?
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If you measure it in relative wealth (lets say net worth to GDP or total marketcap) probably never.
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Just Rockefeller's wealth adjusted for inflation and buying power.
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I think % ... |
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U r not worth banning.
Edit: dam son. He is so close... welp now tanking again.
Godspeed breh...
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He probably posted this because the last time the jobs report came out the markets rallied.
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Nope, I have $25k worth of July SPY calls tha... |
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AAPL is going down, I'd bet the last few 100k from my 2.5mil inheritance that it does.
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Then do it and post proof fag
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https://imgur.com/a/WhKblxw
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I'm drunk but this appears to be for the wrong year
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I cant imagine them kicking out Musk. That's be the number 1 anime betrayal in the top 10
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I mean doesn't he have controlling vote? If not by himself then through his brother, cousin, other musk dick suckers etc.
Even the 'independent' board members are iff... |
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Wow $1,000 you can finally find a hooker for you to stick your micropenis in.
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You're overpaying for your hookers. The ones at the motel at the bottom of my street are like $120 for a half and half. If you're gonna spend $1000 you might as well buy a real do... |
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7PM? Congress?
Some shit is up. These fucks working overtime.
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cloture votes
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I just hope this shit gets done tonight so he can get to work on important matters, like making us money.
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it gets done tonight at 7pm, that's ce... |
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What took you out?
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Mistimed puts. FDs. If I bought long puts I would’ve been rich, but I wanted to get rich quick...
Got GE puts that expired the week before they started tanking. Got TLRY puts that expired before they started tanking. Got SNAP puts before... |
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I had already accepted hanging myself, but now you got my hopes up, OP. Going to cram my negative balance bank receipts down your gd throat if you're pulling my gd leg.
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https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures
Here you go sweet prince.
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G F Y ?
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I don't know what that means
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It means get the fuck out of this sub Faggot
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Nothing wrong with being gay
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It's fine if you're gay just don't be a faggot about it
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you guys are idiots
http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2017/01/04/508261371/episode-443-dont-believe-the-hype
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Because liberal trash soon to be gone NPR is right..
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how delusional are you
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?
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I'm wi... |
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BILLIONAIRE DOING PETTY SHIT ON THE INTERNET.
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I mean I’m pretty sure that’s a proven strategy to become POTUS so can’t blame him lol
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Not a billionaire, need that tax return to prove otherwise
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The fact p... |
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I've literally never had this problem. How much do you have in this account?
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7k
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Get up to 25K and your problems are literally gone. Robinhood is fine; you're the one that blows donkey dick tbh
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I can lose 7k and not hang ... |
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Are you fucking kidding me. -___-
After all the times we've discussed every reason *not* to go into bio, you fucking not only go in bio, but you try to call options on them.
Dude, I can't with you. You gotta learn somehow, I guess. But damn. W... |
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Maybe someday I won't feel like a fucking retard for buying MSFT calls
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Buy twice as long expiration as you initially thought you wanted and you're usually fine.
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I've been holding these $140 Nov 15th calls since mid August. It refuses... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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Moron was trying to get a credit card and use it to buy stocks because he thought he could guarantee 20% returns to pay off the debt.
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Thanks. Guy sounds like a solid investor. Damn what a player. He must have... |
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The desktop client also freezes constantly, there's no way to scale it for high-density displays (i.e. all the text is tiny), and there's no mobile app (yet).
The lack of mobile app means I'm tied to my computer, which would be fine if my full-time job was to trade. But it'... |
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Geez take one little Christmas vacation in Las Vegas and everyone looses their minds!
Seriously guys, I'm fine but thanks for the concern. BGMD cratered the day I started my vacation. I spent the last week not thinking about it at all and had an amazing time doing it.... |
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Cornered the market on dancing hotdogs, can’t put a price tag on that
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Ah yes. Fuck
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Yes you fucking can, it's called 0, it's zero fucking dollars. Zero.
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Mark it 8, dude.
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Smokey, this is not 'Nam. Thi... |
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Bears back on the menu boys!
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mash em
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fry em
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put em in a stew
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I get the reference...but it's not funny when you're the only one contributing lol
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Teach us your ways
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Bagholding penny stocks is probably the most important tool to my portfolio..
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Holy fuck dude, no one here touches with penny stocks.
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I don't understand Robinhood. Where do they get all this money to just throw around at every single retard that signs up for $10/month?
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>retardedly high and verified income
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Lol. who hasnt lied on their options application... |
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What changed w these fucks, fitbits sucked before and still do
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Normies gonna norm. You can either waste your life trying to figure out why they like dumb shit or sell them shovelfuls of it.
In for 360 shares of FIT at 8.20, probably gonna get fucked.
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Sometimes you just have to take that chance of being homeless
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I dig it. Positions?
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4700 1.95 ESEA buy/hold till 3.17?
Then I bought in again after selling that at 2.20 in the after market
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You yolo'd on a shitty pum... |
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's gotta do something illegal to get impeached
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Worlds longest downhill?
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Must’ve been on I-70 on the way back.
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I've been as far west as KC and as far east as Indy, although mostly in IL and 70 is flat as fuck. Maybe around the Ozarks but even then it's not that bad. Mostly cut into the... |
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fake numbers jesus christ... chinese are not buying shit. This company is faker than Lance Armstrong's right testicle
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Here's their website link: https://ir.nio.com/news-events/news-releases/news-release-details/nio-inc-delivered-1766-es8-vehicles-month-s... |
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Wait a minute... after all that you essentially only wiped out **one month** of gains? 185k loss and you are up 75% on a three month basis? TIL I am living on a different planet than some people on this sub
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Just think, he would’ve been at 480k make for t... |
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Jokes on you faggot I sold at 14.49.
Daddy’s eating steak tonight!
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That means you are not a holder, autist. Try and follow along
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I was a Put holder until I made mad gains and cashed out, you septic tank-autist.
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Then you ... |
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Buying / holding Nintendo has been the easiest call of my life. As soon as the uproar for the Switch started I bought some. As soon as I played the system and realized how nice it was to just pick up the system and play on the couch when my wife wants to watch something, I... |
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I like to think you are some college kid sitting in a 9am finance class listening to some teacher rambling about how to place your money in mutual funds to gain an amazing 7% a year.
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You are actually correct! hahahahah. Macro economics class from 8:30 to 9... |
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So your saying that Dow will be at over 30,000 for tomorrow?
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S
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Y
W O K E
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Do coke!
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but we broke
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Enough for $ROPE
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Quick, buy calls for the pope
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was an EMT, but recently started Ubering cuz it pays better as fuck
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What? Taxi driving earns better money than an EMT?
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I was a Paramedic. Only made $16/hr and got 2 vacation days a year.
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I can concur. I was a paramedic, ... |
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Naivety to the point of cringe, wrapped in smug self-righteousness and a core of bitter resentment.
I think the growing wealth inequality is a valid issue but that sub only adds retardation to the conversation.
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True. But they suggest the rich just pass the... |
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F
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Holy FUCK
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Where the hell is the money gonna come from, they don't have 71B lying around
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Rumor has it the Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund
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This makes sense TBH... These dudes know they are wrecking the planet and their time is ... |
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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Couldn't like somebody get the HTML and edit it or something.
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Inspect Element, yes
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Stickied
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Classic. We need a 'museum of gambling' or some shit for posts like this.
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Dawg if there was a museum of gambling i'm going into the hall of fame after this shit bruh
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respect man. True hall of famer in my book. w... |
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Fucking market is gonna blow up tomorrow! Jesus
Shorters gonna be buying back their positions so fast, not even funny.
Bulls are back to the city
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First 1k djia day ever. Just watch
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Nope, I think other people are smart to understand th... |
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Let’s see those google fd puts buddy
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Didn’t play google. Never did. Hate the company.
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How do you hate google what
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Too much lobbying. Too much left wing retarded statements. All they care about is $$$
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Hemp plants and full on weed plants are 2 different things no??
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Hemp is weed with no thc
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Hemp is weed that sucks
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The title said they harvested weed. The article just says they harvested hemp. I wouldn't hype this one up t... |
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If the DOW can hit 20k then we can hit 10k.
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My unread emails hit 10k today
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I sure hope that's work email
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It's my email alt account
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for some reason i didnt expect to see you in WSB
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You can try not to be an asshole, and you should do so, but the stink of a false accusation never comes off.
I was falsely accused at one job and even when I went back there 5 years later it still came up in my comeback interview.
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Need more backstory d... |
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Smart move by the SEC and proactive for once. These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
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>These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
You're missing an /S tag. These things have net assets of $70B and most have associated inverses, mea... |
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As you were writing this, it went up .10, What else are you unloading so I can buy it?
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Not going to sweat 1% when I was staring at a red 60% a few months earlier.
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8.63 now
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Thanks bro.
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Sorry bro, its 9.... |
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
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Dealing with women is not worth it unless one falls onto my lap by herself and leaves after the fact. Would women hit on me if I flashed them my brokerage account fr... |
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He doesn't have Amazon, interesting.
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I don't think he buys non-dividend paying stocks
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Ironic. He only buys dividend bearing stocks, but doesn't issue a dividend of his own
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I think its unlikely that most people would be ab... |
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Ban me from this sub if we have another red day on monday , ban the idiots raging against me if its green.
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You have laid the bet down. I'm going to use the S&P 500 as proxy for the bet, so it has to finish positive or even (you just said red day, not g... |
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[Here](http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58c4a268e4b0d1078ca72c93?ncid=APPLENEWS00001) is the actual story
Edit: WARNING: Article will cause cancer. Apologies to those who already got cancer from reading
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That article gave me cancer
edit: update - now hav... |
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How are you not down on the put that you sold?
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It's called a bearish debit spread, I am down on the put I sold, but the delta of that put is less than the one I bought. It's a fantastic trade because I risked $200 to make $300 if TSLA closes below 245 by 4/... |
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I’m ignorant on this issue, but I know the downside to solar has always been it’s expensive, so how does this make any sense?
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Obama dropped $500M dollars through the DoE into American solar development company [Solyndra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solynd... |
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Autism has reach a new level of retarded
Edit: Holy shit, autistic gold chain?!
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What happened, are you short on $MU?
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MU tendie train. Lolz.
I haven’t touched MU with a 10 foot autistic stick
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I know this is a joke, but can we seriously look into doing a WSB version of seeking alpha? It'll be the same autistic trash as this subreddit but dressed up to look like a serious article and we can at least make some ad revenue off it.
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I was searching dom... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Yup. You basically play the pass line and then slowly move into the other bet... |
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Im gonna buy $nugt and $uwti to surf the golden oil waves.
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How long are you holding?
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i never hold AH. as much as i cry when i watch potential gains i miss, its still better than watching your capital disintegrate while your hands are tied ... |
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That's because people who actually achieve success typically aren't ardent Socialists. Obviously people can have success and still lean left, but very rarely are they the 'Seize the means of production' types.
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It’s kinda hard to say capitalism is evil and ... |
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It's called wallstreetBETS. It's speculation leaning towards gambling.
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I thought this was just a meme sub
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Wait it's not?!
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Legit my reaction. I come from popular and as I use relay I never actually saw the goddamned sid... |
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It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
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>projecting this hard
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Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst financial... |
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I'm going to be asleep when this posts so for all I know it could be really shitty. But do me a favor if you enjoyed the gif. I'm covering my puts on $GOD and hoping not to go to hell for this gif by asking that - if you enjoyed this post or any of my other ones - conside... |
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I have no fucking idea what I am doing but I bought 335 at 3.18 yesterday even though every publication is saying this deal is going down the drain.
While I am nervous I can't even imagine what some of you other bagholders feel.
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53k shares @ $3.11
edi... |
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This guy short sold VW before Porsche bought them and owed ~$500 Million. He committed suicide rather than live with it:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/business/worldbusiness/07merckle.html
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Damn.. the guy was worth $12 billion, what's $500m to him? I kn... |
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What the frick
Edit: whoever downvoted me, fucking come at me you fucking pussy bitch. Never fuck with gayfrog.
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Lol u cuck.
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Say that to my face. Im 6 foot 135 pounds of pure muscle, motherfucker. Fucking people these says have n... |
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How do I give my money to you
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I'll meet you in person at a NYC restaurant. You're are paying for the meal though.
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Let me know if you are in SoCal. In-n-Out burger on me. The secret menu. I need a job in trading of some sort, my f* and pas... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
solid DD. Bought 10 UVXY calls this morning Dec 9, 11 strike at 0.74 each contract. They are worth over a dollar a contract now.
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Sell before close
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you suggest not holding over the weekend?
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Why risk the gains. Don... |
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I'm with you. It'll open above 13 tomorrow.
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Lmao why? Did you not see there horrible guidence
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What part of the guidance was the most horriblest in your opinion?
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I know I was gambling lol just sore after getting my ass ga... |
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In at 28.50!
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Lol, maybe you bought my shares when I jumped out.
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I actually got in at 26.50, got out at 28.17, then got back in at 28.67, and finally cashed out at 24.50.
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WTF were you thinking?
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[dele... |
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I am shorting pops. YOLOing SPY puts. I hope AMZN and AAPL shit the bed.
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Fuck yah... If AMZN shits the bed like I think they will I might actually be able to quit my day job before the end the year.
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Do you own puts?
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[my c... |
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I am unclear how you were able to determine Nanya did the selling. Nowhere is it stated that they sold.
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Clink link in source. Type 2408 into search box in upper right hand corner. You'll get a pop up window with some info that says "NANYA TECHNOLOGY CORPORA... |
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Heres my October
https://imgur.com/gallery/q0kkQpP
I bottomed out at 4k and now im at 70k, You can turn around just follow the momentum
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I'm so sorry man. Not sure how you made so much only to lose that much.
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I started with 8k yolod call... |
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Why pay off the BMW? Treat yourself to another car. Duhhh!
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My car payment is $750 a month, that's why.
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M3?
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Yeppers. 2011 black hardtop convertible.
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Time to trade in that junker for a C63S AMG or RS3
#... |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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what the fuck?
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this nigga got murdered
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they did him dirty like jeffrey epstein
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ima... |
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Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
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Posting with their iphone x
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Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing sai... |
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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Searched her up. Nope, she's just thick.
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How t h i c c is she?
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[http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/AWhZbPx.jpg)
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Lmao no... |
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Hang in there.
No pun intended.
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You get to a point where the Rope fears you
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I’m taking this
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I lose everything and then you take my quotes... jk have at it
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making me laugh on the loser limo. Maybe yo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
8GB DDR4 is about to hit $10. Insanity.
In at $29, holding until $60 at least.
r/MU_Stock
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Do you mean 100? Price increase in RAM is insane.
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$10. [Spot price](http://www.dramexchange.com)
Hit $9.60 today!
If you're investing in MU, y... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
That feature would be great. If used with a stop loss, it can completely automate the buy high sell low strategy.
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I can't believe you fucks upvoted this comment. I just checked, not only does this type of order exist, it's also an option in Robinhood.... |
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i'd be curious to see what she looks like without clothes. Your skin loses its elasticity at that point so she's most likely packing a lot - (that's an understatement) of loose, wrinkly skin that isn't going anywhere - and her nipples are probably somewhere closer to her bel... |
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They don't know/care that you have an options position.
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Why would I randomly get searched by them ������
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For reasons unrelated to your options position. I can't guess what that would be.
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This company is not really ... |
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Happy to answer any questions that aren't like yesterdays 'what are options?'.
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Question- It's been 2 hours, when should this weird boner go away?
You are everything this sub is meant to be, now you just need to post a few dank memes.
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Post of the year
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Omg, you guys are so fucking elitist, did you never have to learn anything? You just magically know it? That's why I'm asking, because it's confusing.
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You're in the wrong sub. You might want to try r/investing, r/stocks, o... |
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Know the room.
Study says buying an index is fucking boring.
Dude do you live in Morocco? Get the fuck out of here
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Why Morocco?
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Why not?
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Last week I read about a Moroccan drug dealer and he was investing in land and rea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Between this and Elon's latest stock pumping tweet storm, I feel there is a real disappointment about to hit the news ticker.
Share dilution?
Horrific model 3 deliveries in next 8-K ?
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Disappointment is expected, the question is will the disappointment exc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ok 4chan, getting Trump into the whitehouse was impressive, but how about this guy?
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I'd actually prefer Shkreli in some ways, now that you mention it.
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I'd prefer Shkreli in all the ways. He seems intelligent and ruthless.
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