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Down 4k usd rip
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This is brilliant. Whats the name of this spread?
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no idea just saw some hedge fund on the news using it and I thought it was genius.
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It looks like a split strike strategy.
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It was a good year over all.
New this year: Biotechs and Options
Preferred Strategy: Selling puts and covered calls on stocks that I dont mind holding for a long time. Not really yolo plays, but it has worked for me.
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Dumb covered call question: do yo... |
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why wait till tomorrow?
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Up $0.11 from close in after hours.
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wow i’m rich now
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Show us your gains or ban
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it’s up 11 cents just believe me in filthy rich at this point
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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Have you been a WSB user for 20 years or so? ... |
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Is this Robinhood beige?
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TD Investing as I'm in Canada
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Which province in Canada? I’m from Montreal! I’m going to Toronto for a 4 month internship at Fidelity.
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Aaaah bienvenue! I'm from BC. Really want to get into th... |
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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Oh yeah like NYC wasn’t a fucking shit hole with the worst people before AMZN
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lol why is every $$$ location with high $$$ paying jobs (and equally absurd high COL) a shithole to WSB
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Whats the point of high paying salary, when everything el... |
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Space mining will be our only future if we wish to keep being rich in metals on Earth. I dont even know of space mining company yet.
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Do we actually need Silver? Which industries - besides jewelry - need silver?
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Divorce sucks. Lawyer up.
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Delete Facebook, hit the gym...
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this is just good advice in general
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Can confirm. Did both these things this year and feel a million times better for it.
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What if stop smoking a... |
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Complaining about short sellers is a huge red flag.
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Because this stock didn't already look enough like Enron, he decided to emulate our good friend Ken Lay.
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It's not Enron until he starts cursing out analysts on earnings calls. That's when... |
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Keep an eye on this sickly looking market and hope it gets a shot of adrenaline. Prepare to liquidate all my positions at 3pm Thursday.
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What am I missing? I know the ECB meets Thursday but that's it
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This is just my theory but allow ... |
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Their ticker is going to be listed as $SHIT because the Spotify IPO is a cashout scheme for a company that's best hope is being bought by alphabet
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So... All in and then wait for the buyout, right?
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Yes.
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Why'd I buy Ford I'm such a dumbass
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8% dividend?
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Great so if it trades flat I can break even in 2-3 years.
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Wat? If you're just counting dividend, 8% won't get your money back in 2-3 years. If it stays flat, you'll be mat... |
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Unironically this is what we’ve been doing for the last decade.
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Well lets keep doing it then, if I've learned anything it is that when something works it'll never stop working because why would it.
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Right? It’s like they want the economy t... |
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Careful bro. MU famously crashed in '58. Now it's over 58 pre-market.
Could happen again.
Edit: No one got my sweet joke about Manchester United (MU) being wiped out in a plane crash in 1958.
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Sell a car be a star.
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Hey me too! Memorial Day “sale” gonna be so many customers. I’m sure all the balloons we’re putting up will help us sell even more >_>
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Fuck balloons, seriously.
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Dealerships are single h... |
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I just sold at 41.71. Yeah, I don't think they should be going down but they are.
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They should be going down further, garbage company.
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What makes you say that?
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Garbage products. Literally what should be their big title (I... |
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Totally !!! Now turn that 662 back to 50K .
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I'm trying to turn in to 10k Monday I dont want to be greedy
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What's your position ?
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Spy Put 266 expire 11/19
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That’s a long shot
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It was loo... |
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Another W in the books for Donnie
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Lot of guilty pleas and felony convictions in the book for him as well.
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You know those words would mean a lot more if we hadn't been hearing them since Nov '16.
Yeah yeah his sleazeball lawyer turned o... |
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Bro, why are you dressed like a day laborer? Is this who we’re trading investment advice with.
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I’m a union dump truck driver in NYC. Do you know what our pay scale is?? I left a business operations gig for this.
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No.
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Odd. You can't find news. I can't seem to escape it:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/politics/articles/2017-04-21/trump-confident-government-to-avoid-shutdown-as-agencies-prepare
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Wtf, both houses and the WH are controlled by the GOP and ... |
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I got some of dem GM puts, and more importantly, don't own a GM vehicle. That way I don't piss away all my profit in repair bills.
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I work for a gm dealership so I don’t have to worry about any of that
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I'm willing to bet that if you work f... |
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Thanks.
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We did it, reddit.
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Seriously when the fuck did this board become r/politics? I feel like the population here has gone through a sea-change in the last couple months.
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Even if I cared about that, what would it matter here? Everything he does push... |
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ORANGE B O Y E does a heckin blameshift
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It's the 贵族钱跳水保护团队 stepping in
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国家跳水队和我的Tendies之间有什么关系？
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有平行关系 如果没贵族跳水队，你就没Tendies吃
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OMG, I am chinese and this is hilaaarious af. In mind, speaking tendies in Chinese tone xD
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Just *a* Chinese? U sure... |
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That's my broker, look at him, working hard.
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I bet he shows up to your house when you’re margin called.
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“Ayyyy ese your margin it’s fuckin callin homes time to answer la telephono or I’m gonna have to push your shit in.
You ever had ... |
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why ZOES?
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Thought they were super undervalued around 22, and with chipotle having a terrible quarter I guessed (correctly) that other fast casual would do well. I picked Zoe's over say Panera because I personally eat at Zoe's the most over any other fast ca... |
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Riteblockchain
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You have to understand
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What is this meme from?
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LFIN CEO’s CNBC interview
Edit: lfin not riot
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I'm pretty sure that was LFIN ceo
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And ltea
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I dont care for their stock, but man if you ever drive a Model S you'll understand why people think they will be successful.
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Yeah I totally agree the Model S is a blast to drive, but implying they can ever be mass produced in a timely fashion is another ma... |
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His previous post said he had 65k puts on Facebook.
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The real question is how he had 65k to buy on fd's at 20.
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And how did he know on July 18th that FB was magically going to dog it this specific quarter.
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He asked 7 friend... |
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You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
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I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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2025, when Trump leaves office and a new politician comes and fucks shit up again. That is only if the EU doesn't collapse before.
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One term max, no way are democrats going to field someone as bad as Clinton next election.
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RemindMe! 8 years... |
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It’s pretty symbolic: As soon as my daily ritual is prohibited MSFT goes down 2% and I’m down 5k, call me king cuck.
Anyway I put 19k more into calls, let’s see them fly please. Pretty hopeful, saw someone put 1.5 million in Jan 115 C’s.
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I hated that life, so I'd rather not. It wasn't an attempt to get notoriety, more a salute at how funny this sub is.
I manage hard assets. As in, not investing on a screen, but with real stuff. Real estate and cars. It's a nice and humble busine... |
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i searched 'inverse time option' and didn't find much. Do you care to elaborate or provide me with something I can read.
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I think you could set up a situation in the options market where you are short theta and hedge every other f... |
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Watch as markets tank, and SNAP breaks above 8 inexplicably.
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On the CNBC interview today Sorkin said Google tried to buy SNAP for $30billion. Doesn’t that value SNAP at $20 a share? Now that Snap’s been beat up it seems now we build her back up. American... |
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Lol, spy failed to break its ATH after 7 months. Maybe it's not a recession, but this is definitely not par for the course.
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Corrections in the stock market isn't normal?
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Not in the good old days of 2017.
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Good point, wh... |
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It's very dangerous to my personal life that I just read this.
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Yeah, I have a 750 score and a good relationship with Amex. This better not awaken something in me.
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My friends father started a literal payday loan company by maxing out all o... |
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I traded GE all week. It was incredibly predictable for once.
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Yeah I traded at the ge too. Was flipping green dhides, loads of volume
Edit: I have **TEN** fuckin years on this game green dhide was an example
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> I make money from a job. I pay income tax on that.
And you have a problem with capital gainz tax? This should already piss you off.
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For real. Capital gains taxes should be more of a thing and income tax less of a thin g
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Both shoul... |
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Buying XIV to capture the dividend.
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Give it two days, you'll slap your forehead because you missed the dividend
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XIV Also hands out jokes, but you clearly don't get those either.
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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Open like dis ��
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But what if it does this ������?
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You see if it does that then according to Newton it must go ��
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Objects in motion tend to stay in motion dude. Up up and away
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only if t... |
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They act like zucc has all that wealth sitting in cash at his mansion
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what ever you do don't hold any position over this weekend.
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Why not? Normally I dont hold the 3x over night even, but this "seems" like a pretty safe bet here on JDST. All the economic data points to rate hike. Goldman Sachs just came out and said ti... |
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In retrospect, this may well be black wednesday all over again. After two days of testing the bottom, it doesnt look like the bears can take us any lower. Just like at the start of october we will dip, rally, and then dip so hard that everyone holding puts will have no ch... |
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This is an OTM hedge play, meaning there is probably a larger more defined call position opened further down the line.
**EDIT:** There is a ~$400,000.00 order for Nov 9 @$40 strike.
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doesn't explain the 10k volume on the adjacent strikes
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Man my income was just raised. You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
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>You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
Were you by any chance born between 1981 and 1996?
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I’m ‘97 am I safe
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It's easy to stock market son. Buy low sell high. They even give you handy charts to tell you when the stock price goes up. You tried though buddy.
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>They even give you handy charts to tell you when the stock price goes up.
What if that handy charts ... |
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It's impressive SpaceX is still in business when they are the news every other month for an exploding rocket. I guess this time is worse than normal since it wasn't one of the "experimental landings".
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You are an idiot. Look up the successful rocket laun... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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/u/haupt91 You should just get your own fucking show on HBO at this point
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I'm thinking about adding "berg" to my name. See if I get a call.
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My IRL last name ends in berg, does that make me famous?
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Not famous no but h... |
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Regardless of how you feel about his personality, companies and ethical practices, that man does work no one else is willing to do. He could sit back and focus on TSLA but he wants to create a commercial and sustainable rocketship.
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Agreed but SpaceX is p... |
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Pummeled? They're up ~10-15% in the last few months. That's a lot for Ford. It doesn't typically move (up) much.
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5 yr chart.
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Wrong sub m8. You belong over at r/investocks.
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Who said a long term chart can’t be used to mak... |
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Y'all are fucking retarded if you need chegg to beat college.
Motherfuckers have been getting degrees for decades, centuries and now y'all saying you need chegg to win?
Y'all are dumb fucking kids and lazy as shit.
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[this is what we're doing now?](http://i.imgur.com/Y1a04G1.jpg)
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Didn't realize everyone is wsb owned a piano.
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Lil bitch
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Temporarily bro...temporarily
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I am SEC CEO and if you dont want your account to be terminated send me/us your moneys ty.
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Do you take Bitcoin?
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Might as well ask if they take tulip bulbs.
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He has repeatedly said he wants to spend that money but as his cash pile grows it is harder to find good opportunities at that scale.
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well yea no shit he does not outright say the economy is in the gutter, recession is imminent. saying that it is harder to ... |
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This sub is like mostly memes, isn't it.
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Is that a question or a statement?
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Yes
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Im done with MU, sold that shit as soon as it went green
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Thank you for your sacrifice for my bags.
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But I just bought MU Calls today.
MU guarenteed to stay at 43 until the end of time
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Mu gave us so many opportunities t... |
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Love this process. All in until back to starting point. YOLO
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ALL IN OR BUST
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So you're telling me I can risk 350 to make 3k? Teach me senpai
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You have to understand.
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that these things
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What kind of Kindergarten fucking broker is that
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robinhood and my interface of choice
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So Monopoly money.
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he might as well be Canadian
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why is it white? robinhood is black and stylish?
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Alright I'm in let's go I know Java is that any useful
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I successfully installed a minecraft mod one time in middle school. Let me know how I can help
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I paid for WinRAR where do I stand?
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I have that exact same case for my galaxy!
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dude, its a sick case amirite
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now kiss
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U first
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Fucking faggots
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Positions.
Bought April 27th.
4 MCD 160 5/4 @ $2.00
10 MCD 165 5/4 @ $0.69
Sold April 30th.
4 MCD 160 5/4 @ $7.90
10 MCD 165 5/4 @ $3.20
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>69
lol
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ahahah... that's the sex number
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What's sex
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I was told this didn't sit below 200.
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Yeah me too
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That was me. Doubling down
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its the panic because of trumps stand against solar energy and possible removal of subsidies for the industry right before solarcity acquisition... |
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Self-made finance billionaire Ken Fisher: This is a classic double bottom scenario. Signals new highs ahead
I want to believe... I want to believe..
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It's only a double bottom if it is bottoming out here.
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What a time to be alive! This is why i voted to unban him. God speed fsc.. #TheFinalYolo
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#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question tha... |
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This is...honestly not the most retarded thing I’ve seen on here.
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I’m not actually expecting it to hit 6.5 lmao, just a quick thing
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I know man. If it has another shitty day you’re gonna be rolling in them tenders
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you mean get in now so you can get your yacht?
let me guess. it was 113 on FEB 11th???????
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Ugh yeah? What's the point Chief? I bought a good company when stocks were at a 2 year low and now it's at an all time high? Doesn't change a thing faggot.
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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I sit at a computer and watch the market while I do my work. It's not that difficult to do
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I do this too, except I mostly just watch the market and neglect my work. Not that much work, and as long as I don't fuck up an inspection, no one gives a shit what ... |
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FYI, WSB is not the proper venue to discuss "backtesting".
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Sorry. New to reddit. Can you point me to the correct subreddit? To discuss and learn about trading.
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You can do some stuff on TradingView with their Strategy Tester. You have to wr... |
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A kayak is the most important hedge to have.
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Wish I had a jetski
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Literally just drove by a guy selling 2 on the side of the road for like $750 with a trailer
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Two jetskis and a trailer for $750? I'm assuming serial nu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Giving u a opportunity to average down to make more money
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im out of buying power
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Take out a loan
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I'm 18 and I'm still not that autistic
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I like that you rebuffed this comment but not the one telling y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What credentials do i need to obtain from university to be considered for the job?
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What do the rest of us do? Us lower brow people
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## Speaker_1: ##
Depressing man - makes me feel second tier
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Tbh we should have an annual wsb meetup. Might make sense to just do it at the brk shareholders meeting though.
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I’m would buy some brk.b just for this
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Only brk.a invited
## Speaker_2: ##
Nope. 1 single share of brk/b gets you in.
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I love looking at the comments people make to his tweets. It makes me think there are a lot of bored, miserable people in the US, lol.
## Speaker_1: ##
And in Russia.
## Speaker_0: ##
I was told by Supreme leader Obama that Russia is not a threat, and I still believe him... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck, was waiting for my money to clear in IB. On my robinhood, I spent the last of my account ($225) on Apple puts and turned it into $5k. Sold those and bought Apple calls and it’s back down to nothing. Can’t wait until it’s $0 so I can stop playing options
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They're shit anyway. People pretend their total value is (last price * total number of coins), but things like the multiple Etherium bid drops when someone tries to unload enough at once shows on a small scale what it'll be like when everyone runs for the door because it ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have you tried deleting the app?
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I’ve tried deleting my life
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You can’t even get that right.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m **immortal**
## Walls1337bot: ##
Unlike your positions.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What if trump tanks the markets on purpose to blame the democrats. It’s pretty easy to see the market has sold off ever since Democrats got elected, then by 2020 the market starts to recover and he says don’t make that mistake again
## Speaker_1: ##
he literally said that ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
good shit, this your whole stack or just play account?
## Speaker_1: ##
It was play money
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Well now it's half an Aventador, good job man
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Just woke up and read this as aventendies
## Speaker_2: ##
I can't decide if "aventendies" or "av... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Legitimately impressed by this.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.
## Speaker_2: ##
Fool proof!
## Speaker_1: ##
I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.
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Did... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve come to the realization that I’m just an autistic version of those guys from The Big Short
## Speaker_1: ##
Also with less money.
## Speaker_0: ##
That was implied. No need to kick a man while he’s down
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That’s the best time to kick a man.
## Spe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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Well if you inverse his W/L rate it'd be around 90%. I'm assuming that too
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I agree too. Paper trading his "bad" trades so he can get the screenshots while making bank on his real account. I want that to be true, at least.
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## Speaker_0: ##
TLDR; Almost half of WSB is students with little to no trading experience that use RH cause they need free trades to even trade.
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Also. I actually found it interesting that there were so many engineers on this site.
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I found it interesting t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
*internet hug* no homo ok don’t tell anyone
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Can I Watch?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes just don’t tell anyone ok
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OK
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K
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Where do u think NDX is gonna go? 6300 before 7700?
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Stop making the hug... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy the dip
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you retarded?
## Speaker_0: ##
Not clinically. But we’re almost at 52 week lows now, it’s got no place to go but up.
## Speaker_2: ##
There’s 0
## Speaker_3: ##
nasdaq suspends trading, and your puts expire ITM but your broker goes FU you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can start practicing now, just practice in the mirror saying “We are the “Uber of x” or “Netflix for y””
## Speaker_1: ##
"We are the taxi of Uber"
## Speaker_0: ##
“We are the Enron of Taxis”
## Speaker_2: ##
We are still early stage, Imagine...Cloud based taxis, Clo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't know about y'all but gas prices have been fine in my area. $2.80-$2.90ish with the occasional spike into $3.10-$3.20 but usually just a day or two then back down. I mean fuck I was paying $4 or more when I was in college a decade ago.
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Even here in C... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
## Speaker_1: ##
> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This is in the right column, Time and Sales. I have seen this before using the ToS platform. Right at market close, there are huge swings. Does anyone know why this happens? Curious what is actually happening that causes TDA to lists these big sales right at close.
A... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think your social is fake
## Speaker_1: ##
What is social.
Edit - Oh nvm lol. Yeah I’m not a COMPLETE idiot
## Speaker_2: ##
Hope you’re not my doctor
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol I passed the MCAT
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So did Micheal Jackson's doctor. :)
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