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Not a huge fuck up but still kind of weirded out. So a few days ago, I got stoned and I stumbled upon this subreddit [r/FYCOD\_II](https://www.reddit.com/r/FYCOD_II/) and proceeded to go down this rabbit hole of bizarre posts and even more bizarre members. You know how sometimes you see things that aren't there? I really spent hours upon hours looking at the post history of the members, trying to connect the dots that probably are not even there. This all culminated to the point where I messaged a few of the members trying to figure out what the heck I was even reading. Well, the further in I went, the more I felt like I was going insane. And then, some of the members began responding to my messages, like all is normal, and I began to feel even more weirded out. I know there are a lot of random subreddits out there that don't mean much, but this one for some reason just sucked me in. Anyways, after doing some more digging I learn that - they are just Reddit bots. I've wasted all this time investigating a bunch of bots, thinking their gibberish was some massive puzzle to be solved. &#x200B; TL;DR I spent hours deep diving into a subreddit and it's members, trying to piece together a puzzle, only to realize I was interacting with bots.

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I don’t know what to do. I left on Tuesday. I had a hotel room Tuesday night but could not get enough money for one last night so my daughter (11) and I slept in my car. I promised her that would be the last time we had to do that. I was advised by many people to file for emergency custody but didn’t and when I showed up to drop my daughter off at school this morning ex was there with another police officer and a temporary custody order. I don’t even know if I can fight this. I have no job, no money, no place to stay, and my husband is in law enforcement. On paper he looks perfect but he’s not. I promise you he’s not. I am going down to the courthouse now to see what my options are. He told them I was a danger to myself ! How the hell do I prove that I’m not. I should have listened. I can’t afford a lawyer. I don’t have a place for us until the 29th. I am broken. He’s going to destroy me worse than he already has because I didn’t follow the one piece of advice I should have. TL/DR I didn’t listen to advice and now my abusive ex has custody of my daughter.

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I (F25) borrowed $2,000 from my girlfriend’s (F25) credit card to pay for my parents overdue rent to avoid eviction. My Mom came to me asking for help to pay their overdue rent. At the moment. I didn’t have any money to help pay for the rent so I asked my Gf to lend me some money. She knew me and my family is struggling to make money right now cause some of the business transactions we have fell through. So she was adamant and concern on how we can pay her back at all. I understand the concern and it’s valid to think. But I on the other hand was expecting a big check in two weeks time so I was confident that I can pay her back right a way. A day before the big check,I borrowed another $400 to treat my family out. (It was incredibly stupid and irresponsible of me to do this) I told my girlfriend that I would have the check tomorrow she was and still concerned and scared about spending more of her money. The day came, my GF and I we’re excited to pick up the check. But the company suddenly had a change of mind. They decided not to release the check, for unknown reason. The owner refused to say or even acknowledge when they will pay me. My heart sank. I was close to crying on that meeting knowing that I cannot pay her back on time. She on the other hand was pissed at the owner and me. When we came home. My GF was depressed and pissed for what happened that day (I don’t blame her, I blame myself). She clearly was holding back her emotions and tears for what happened. I told her to let it all out to say what she has to say to me and that I would accept it. I apologize over and over again. But the damage is done. She doesn’t trust me anymore. She’s mad at my family and me for spending money that we don’t have. I regret and blame myself. I hate that I put her in that position. I assured her that we would pay her bill before the due comes. But she doesn’t trust me anymore. I’m such a lowlife right now I know and she knows that. Everything changed now. She barely talks to me. I miss her so much this pass few days. Even though we’re in the same house. It feels like she’s a thousand miles away. I love her so much. I’m scared of losing her. TL;DR I borrowed money from my girlfriend. I failed to pay her back on the said day. And I hate myself for doing it.

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Yes. So I’ve been out in the country visiting my parents for the last month because my dad had knee surgery in December and my mother has a broken foot. During the day I help them out, run errands, lift things, reach things, fix things, feed things, and so on and so forth. They have a glass of wine or two around 5 and are *done* for the day by six. Which leaves me with ~6 hours to kill with nothing but my old room, the internet, copious amounts of wine and weed and a snowy country landscape to wander around in. I regressed to high school levels of bored horniness *very quickly*, and my girlfriend works nights. So now I have to mention that I have a “spot” way out in the woods. It’s basically a huge rock in a clearing overlooking a gorge and it’s really beautiful at night. My friends and I all used to go out there and drink and have bonfires when we were younger. I used to jerk off over the side of the cliff when I was alone. It was exhilarating. Particularly awesome during full moons. Yes kind of like Homelander in that one scene from The Boys. But like, crunchier and hopefully less sociopathic. Last Monday I went out for a walk with a nice bottle of red wine and a joint and wound up at the spot. It was a full moon. My gf had sent me some quality research material earlier in the night before she went to work. Reddit…I was turnt. I took my shit out and was hard as a rock in no time. Pumping away into the night. Dick in one hand, bottle of wine in the other, getting ready to bust a tremendously satisfying nut all over the valley. And then a rabbit ran right by me. Middle of the night. Mid winter. Running for it’s life. I looked to my right and right there, lit up in the moonlight at the edge of the tree line, a fucking dog. Then came the growl. I had to think fast, and my first thought was “dude get your fucking dick back in your pants.” And so I did that, and somehow managed not to get it stuck in my zipper in the process. This pretty much maxed out my time and pretty much the moment I had that task completed this thing had latched itself onto my arm and I was screaming and cursing and punching and eventually I managed to get him pretty good in the gut, he let go, I took out my knife with a bottle in one hand, knife in the other I started screaming as we squared off. Bastard took off into the woods and *absolutely* stalked me the whole way home. Had to get a few stitches and a rabies shot and now have the unfortunate new job of walking around with my dad’s rifle trying to find this thing and hopefully you know, not have to shoot it. Was definitely starving. Not sure I’ll find it alive. Really lucky I was wearing my very thick wool coat / not in the process of ejaculating or it would have been a lot worse. TLDR: Was in the process of a wine driven moonlit emission when I was attacked by a starving stray dog. edit - lol **NSFW**

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Me (26F) and my BF (25M) were in for a good time and we hit it of. So I pulled down his pants, we get it on with and we go to sleep because I have an important job interview the next day. I wanted to change careers without to much experience in the field I wanted to work in so I had to really sell myself in this interview. Morning comes around, I wake up in time, get all ready for my job interview and I was just about to leave when I noticed my bf has parked his car behind mine. So I ask him to move his car but he can’t find his keys anywhere. I get pretty upset because I need to leave if I want to make it on time for the interview. Lots of arguing: how can you lose your keys in the house, they are always in the same spot.. etc At one point, I was already running late for the interview, my bf looked at me with a face of terror and sprints upstairs. Turns out he left his car key in his trousers, the ones I pulled down the night before to get all fired up. TL;DR had an important job interview in the morning, bf parked his car behind mine and left the key in his trousers. Had sex and lost the key so was late for my interview.

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I'd been tasked to assist a colleague with updating items on our organization's web page. She'd already done the updates, but didn't quite grasp the upload process in our Content Management System, so I was glad to assist. We didn't have access to the conference room, so I brought my laptop to her desk, only to discover that it was low on power. Where I needed to sit wasn't close to the wall or an outlet, so I was going to have to run a power cable. I went to my office to retrieve one, then came back and started to crawl under the desk opposite hers to get to an electrical outlet, which is when I realized the desks didn't have panels all the way to the floor, so I popped back up, looked at my co-worker and said "Um ... before I start climbing around down there, you're wearing jeans today, right?" She guffawed, almost brayed. "Yes. Yeah, yeah, good thing you checked, huh?" I got connected and we got the job done in less than a half hour, but during that time she kept referring back to me being under her desk and alluding to things like "You know, while you're *down there.*.." Right as we finished, she squeezed my bicep and said, "You know I'm just teasin' you, hon, right?" Reader, I'm not 100% sure she is. TL;DR: I tried to not be a pervert and ended up getting mildly perved upon.

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I took my kids to a small local pet store to take a look at the dwarf hamsters and to show them the costs of caring for this new type of mammal, talk about what the responsibilities are, what our future hamsters are going to need, etc. I'm not planning on purchasing until Spring Break, so we were in there for ideas and learning purposes. Anyway, we were looking at the dwarf hamsters when the clerk asked if we needed anything. We got to chatting, and she pointed out that if we do go through with getting two, to be aware that they can breed pretty quickly and fairly often, to which I jokingly replied "Oh that won't be a problem because we're also purchasing a snake." I told my kids I was kidding because they were immediately horrified, and after much assuring that we were NOT getting a snake, and even if we did I would never do that to the baby hamsters, that was that. (Honestly upon typing this sentence I realize there's a parenting fail in here somewhere) We took our purchases for our dog to the front, paid, and on the way out the owner of the shop stopped me. He said his wife was absolutely horrified at my lack of appreciation for animal welfare and my blatant disregard for all things God has created and that I was no longer welcome in their shop, and if I showed up there he'd call the authorities. I was stunned, but also I couldn't help laughing. He then said "Keep laughing, young lady. Keep laughing, you'll see." He held the door for us as we left, stayed outside as I backed out of the parking space, then stood there glaring until I drove off. I only feel slightly embarrassed because I've never been "banned" from anywhere, but the thing that kind of sucks is he might recognize my kids if they go in with my spouse, and the owners seem the type to exclude everyone associated with me. So there it is, a rather boring fuckup compared to all the others in this subreddit, but amusing nonetheless. TLDR; I made a joke about feeding baby hamsters to a snake and got banned from a local pet store

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TIFU by accruing $145 in long distance call charges for a job interview

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Nothing too much to say here. I had a job interview video call to do. It was supposed to be 30 minutes but ended up going for an HOUR (at the time I had no idea I was being charged $$$). The MS Teams app on my personal MacBook Pro was royally fucked and not connecting to internet at all while using my phone hotspot. My work phone was locked because I forgot my password (Face ID wasn't working), so I couldn't use my work phone MS Teams app. The worst part is… I had fucking MS Teams app on my personal phone but didn't even think to try it. The reason the audio only phone number was long distance is because it was a European number, since the company is European based. However, the position I applied for is located in the US. Anyways, good news is he said it sounds like I’m their guy. TL;DR MS Teams app wouldn't work, so I called a European audio-only MS Teams phone number for 1 hour and now have to pay Verizon $145 for long distance call.

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Yesterday at my work I had a little situation with a guy who is supposed to be a group leader/a guy who is trying to keep everything in order hybrid. One of his responsibilities is to give different roles to different people (I work in a logistics company). He put me on the hardest role on Monday and on Wednesday, which is the day that situation happened. At work we have enough people to switch positions everyday for about two weeks without anybody being on same position twice. Yet I had to be on this particular position twice with one day between. In my opinion it’s not fair with the fact that I haven’t been on the easiest position in a veeery long time while everybody else was there once at least every week. I mentioned it to the guy who gives roles but his response was “ok” with a smile on his face. I just went with the hardest position because why should I start a fight or something. After work was done I was ordered to do one more thing to which I responded by saying to this guy that he should help me just because, I was angry. I came closer to him and grabbed his arm not in a aggressive way, more like dance/leading way. He said that it is not his responsibility and he won’t do this so I just went and did it myself. The following day (today) I was told I will have a meeting with this guy and the boss. On the meeting I had to explain what happened but before I even started, I was handed a document where it said that “I refused orders that the group leader gave me” and I had to explain why I did this. I wrote something like this “I was on this position both on Monday and on Wednesday which resulted in me having back pain today.” And then I was told to sign the document I everything is okay. And here is the fuckup. I did sign it. After I signed it, it came to me that those accusations weren’t true and I signed something I didn’t do and now I have a warning and a step closer to being fired. I am young, straight out of school and there are things that I don’t understand how they work, it’s one of those things. TLDR: Title

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So this actually happened two or three weeks before Christmas, but I am still suffering the repercussions of it. After getting the Christmas tree set up and putting a tree skirt under it, my dog decided to give us the first present by pissing in the floor. His urine river ran onto the side of the skirt. I toss it in the washing machine (alone of course), and then the dryer. Days go by and everything is normal until I wash a load of bath towels and they all come out of the dryer sparkly. That's when I remembered the fucking tree skirt was covered in sparkles. Two washes later and the sparkles on the towels remain. Even weeks later when I'd get something out of the dryer, I'd have to shake the glitter off of it. Mostly though, it doesn't get attached to the clothes (much) anymore. Well someone in my house thought it would be a great idea to mix the sparkle towels back in with the rest of the towels. So today I take a shower, hop out, grab a random towel from the cabinet in the bathroom. I'm not wearing my glasses so I don't notice the trap I'm walking into. After drying off, I see, to my horror, that I'm sparkling at random points all over my body. It. Is. Everywhere. It doesn't come off and it is only visible when the light hits it a certain way. I feel like a discounted Christmas decoration. Tl;dr: Washed and dried a sparkly tree skirt and got it's glitter all in my dryer. All my clothes now sparkle, and I'm walking around looking like the vampire dude from Twilight.

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Tifu: Today I found myself running for the bathroom as i was finishing my workday. I had to take a leak. 2 other people were using the sh!tters, so I went for the urinal. As the flow of the Golden liquid splashed in the basin, I felt something else coming... and it was massive! The night before, I had eaten a rice and black beans meal, so I was about to give birth to the accumulation of an entire day and night's worth of methane! Desperately I'm squeezing the nether cheeks, stopping the flow of my godly river in the process... as a guy, you know how annoying, and sometimes painful it can be to stop what has already been set in motion. It is as difficult as stopping time itself! With all my might, I pull the imaginary brake levers! Anal muscle cramps, desperately trying to keep the ungodly pressures inside! When I finally mastered peak pressure, and the volcanic forces were residing, I gently tried to release muscle tension, to continue releasing the golden liquid. Happens to be that colleague 1 just finished the sh!tter, and came out of the cubicle. Just as he passed behind me, uncontrollable tremors of the neather regions managed to break through to the surface! And a mushroom sized cloud, like that of a nuclear bomb, bulged out of my pants, stunning my nearly departed colleague! Redness filled my cheeks (both bottom and top), and deep shame, as my colleague slowly turned his face towards me in deep disgust! As he did so, a second blast from the realm of Thanatos was released with an even greater fury! I felt my body soul being dragged down with it to the deepest corners of death, as my colleague screamed in terror, and ran through the exit door, away from the biological disaster area ! Meanwhile I could hear perplexed responses from booth 2, like "omg! WTF is going on here?", and "Gaad Dayyumm!". I quickly finished my business and ran out, before colleague 2 would notice the source of all the discomfort. TL;DR : Accidentally farted on a guy while taking a leak.

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A rare FU, fresh from the warm shower. I (21F) have been with my partner (20M) for a little over a year now and we’d grown really comfortable with each other really quickly, to the point where we were engaged within 6 months of meeting each other. I love him very dearly and am completely okay with filling him inon the more intimate details of my life. Oh, how silly I am for that one and how I have never had regret consume me so. Today we got the rare opportunity to shower together. Because of our normally conflicting schedules, we usually don’t get moments like this so it was a nice distraction from the stressful morning we had. I told him that I was going to start the shower so he could finish up some cleaning in the bedroom. Not wanting to waste the precious hot water (and wanting to even use hot water since he is more of a serial-killer-cold-shower kind of guy) I hopped in early to get a head start. Due to the phenomenon of hot water hitting my very cold body, I immediately had to pee. Not a normal level of urination, but Niagara Falls consumed my bladder and needed a release sooner rather than later. I didn’t feel like sitting on the cold porcelain throne but I also didn’t feel like pissing myself, so I waited. By the time my partner got in the shower I could not hold anything in my body besides a hope that I would not pee on his feet. I politely excused myself and went to relieve the situation at hand . It was at this point when I remembered that I was on the tail-end of my period, so I did an instinctive check to make sure I hadn’t left an errant tampon in. I felt a string and went to pull the plug so I could hustle back to the shower. I gave a firm little tug and nothing was budging. I pulled again and was immediately met with the most intense uterine cramp that I had ever experienced. I am not well-versed in medieval torture, but this felt a lot like traveling back in time and getting flayed from the inside out. I was more intrigued than confused at this point, and slowly ran my finger down the phony tampon string. It wasn’t until I pulled a hairball out of my own cat that I realized what I was seeing. My fiancés pubes had somehow tangled around my IUD string and matted down into a very small hairball. I groaned in Disgust and Wonder, went to dispose of the stuff into the garbage and tried to just proceed with my shower. I yelled to my fiancé through the curtain and told him to look, and he peeked around the corner to see me holding Fido in my hand. He looked disgusted as if it wasn’t his own hair that did that. I laughed it off and told him it was gross, but it was something that never happened before and probably wouldn’t happen again. He started apologizing profusely and told me he would start landscaping if it meant I didn’t have to give birth to hair again. The shower ended up being about another 10 seconds of awkward apologizing and came to an unfulfilling end. Now, I’m sitting on the bed with a bruised uterus and a very apologetic man with little understanding that what goes in must come out. TL:DR; My fiancés pubes got caught on my IUD string over time and I caused our rare shower to end prematurely. Edit: His choice to keep his body hair, not mine. I have been with many a partner who has not taken the clippers near genitals and it’s not been an issue before this one isolated incident. He is just a black man with long curly pubes that get caught on things. If he wants to suffer through that, I let him. Also, I have been checked by my medical professional so thank you to everyone who told me to do that. All good here, just an unusually long IUD string that needed to be trimmed!

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Three weeks ago, on New Year’s Eve, I discovered that I developed an allergy to peanuts. I ate a bunch and my throat started itching, but the allergy pills I have for hay fever fixed it. Ok, no problem, I guess I just shouldn’t eat a lot of peanuts anymore. Fast forward to tonight. I noticed that the roof of my mouth is swollen and hurts a little. With the background of recently discovering a new food allergy, I assumed that I must have become allergic to something else. So I started thinking about what I ate today, except none of it was anything people are commonly allergic to. I ate some candy between classes, some very hot fish’n’chips I ate really fast while waiting for the train and some french toast with nutella. Maybe I reacted to the eggs in the french toast? Maybe the nuts in nutella (my mum is allergic to nuts and also started developing allergies when she was in her 20s)? I also realised that I’d felt this way before, so maybe the new allergy actually isn’t new and I just never noticed it before? It took me way too long to realise that I’m not allergic to anything I ate today, I just burned the roof of my mouth on the too hot fish’n’chips I ate too fast. TLDR: I thought I’d developed a new food allergy, turns out I’m just an idiot who ate too hot food too fast.

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I rented a car in a Uruguay. When I pulled into a gas station, I was asked if I wanted regular or premium gas. Decided to get regular since I wasn't told I needed premium for the car. The car stalled after about a block. Unable to start the car. When the tow truck driver came, the tow truck driver immediately asked them if we put regular gas in the car instead of premium. When he towed car back to the rental car company, the rental car company asked the same question. When looked back at the gas stations, the regular gas was not referring to octane rating as it does in the US, but instead it was referring to a gas-oil mixture meant for 2 stroke engines (see photo in comments). I was supposed to get premium gas. Essentially, gummed up the engine with oil. Now get to deal with the insurance companies. TL;DR: Asked for regular gas instead of premium gas in a foreign country. Didn't realize that they gave me gas-oil mixture meant for 2 stroke engines. Car stalled within 1 block.

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a lot of moving parts to this story so bare with me. so firstly let me start by saying that i completely regret this action and honestly am ashamed of myself. but i did it and i need to face the consequences. anyways i’d thought i’d share this cuz it quite literally has imploded my life. so it was my friends birthday and we all decided to head out downtown. the group consisted of my female friend (the birthday girl) her two other female friends, a male friend (let’s call him h) , and me…also a male. so we’re all walking around having fun and just vibing. we were talking and the topic of dating came up and i mention i have a boyfriend. h too says he has a boyfriend and so we both like show off our baes and whatever. we then made little jokes at the rest of the girls for not having boyfriends. but anyways after that someone pulled out some vodka that they had brought and we all started drinking from the bottle. i got drunk because i was not really thinking and just wanted to have fun. h drank too but i could tell he wasnt drunk. anyways so we end going to a big department store and me and h split up from the rest of the group. we go to a different floor and keep on chatting. im really hitting it off with him atp. like he is super cool and funny and exactly my type. but in my brain i was thinking calm down dude this man do not want you he got a whole ass man and you do too so simmer down hoe. we then end up walking in to the bathroom cuz h needed to go. so i go and wait by the sink and wash my hands. i wait for h to finish up and wash his hands. this is the part of the story where i become a horrible fucking person. so he turns around to go to dry his hands and i grab his hand and say wait. he turns to me with a smile on his face and he tells me what’s up. i tell him well what if we yk… and he says i mean idk im down. and im like okay. so we proceed to head into the big stall at the end and do some certain activities together. we finish and leave and act like nothing happened. we get back to our friends and im just sitting there thinking holy fuck what did i do. but my brain is too drunk to hold a coherent thought so i kind of just forget it(?) anyways that’s the big chunk of the story. you can stop reading there if you want but there is more that makes this exponentially worse. so this dude recorded me. like an actual video of us doing stuff is on his phone just ripe for the sending. first of all that’s just really embarrassing like being apart of someone’s kind of porn stash. and second i’m nervous he’s gonna send it to my bf also he told one of the friends about it. and that fucking sucks and for the worst part imo, my boyfriend is kinda missing atm. i mean he hasn’t answered his phone or anything and i’ve asked a few of his friends but no one knows where he’s at. so that makes this worse because i can’t just rip off the bandaid and say hey babe i messed up i’m sorry let’s work on this together. also i’m pretty sure he’s in rehab because he mentioned trying to get into a program recently. so that makes it worse cuz he’s going for me basically since i’m the one who always is pushing him to quit drugs. So now how am I supposed to tell him? Hey, I know you went away to help yourself because of me but I cheated on you while you were doing that for me. anyways it’s been a lot of stress and confusion on me to figure out what to do edit#1 - grammar and spellcheck UPDATE: so i have talked with the guy in this story and he has assured me he deleted the video and has shown me proof. thank you to everyone who was worried about that. my boyfriend still is mia and i’m really getting worried. slowly this whole fuckup is getting resolved so i’m glad about that TL;DR - i got drunk and made moves on a dude who is my ideal dream dude despite me having a boyfriend and him also having a boyfriend. all this plus the fact that the dude recorded us, him telling a friend of ours, and my boyfriend is currently missing (i think in rehab) this is ofc gonna change our relationship and honestly there’s so many ways this can go i’m conflicted

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Today I fucked up by missing 2 important final semester exams due to not paying attention to when they were due. I’m only a senior in high school so this is probably not as big of a deal as it would be if I was in college or something but I still feel bad. I do online school and due to not paying attention during the live zoom lessons like a fucking idiot I didn’t realize that 2 of my most important final assessments (science and civics) were due at 4 pm and not 12 am like the normal ones usually are. So I started my civics one about a week ago and worked really hard on it because it was one of the more difficult and involved assignments. All I had left to do was screen record a quick video of myself narrating it. I thought I’d do that part after I got home from work at 8 pm. I come home from work and turns out both the assignments were due 4 pm. Wtf is wrong with me. Why can’t I just pay more attention to when things are due. These were the final exams of the semester and were worth 200 points. They probably brought my grade down tremendously. Fuck. My. Life. TLDR: I thought 2 of my final exams of the semester were due at 12 am. Went to work until 8 pm and came home to get them done. Found out I missed them and now I am screwed.

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This happened about a decade ago. Obligatory on mobile. I used to live in the DC area and took advantage of "slugging," which is a form of commuting where "slugs" get in line at a public place and wait for a ride with a complete stranger to take advantage of the 3-person carpool lanes and beat rush hour traffic. This, to my understanding, was unique to DC and kind of fizzled out after they switched the carpool lanes to volume-based toll lanes a couple years after I left the area. Anyway, cars would line up looking for slug passengers. Some would just have a driver and need two slugs. Some would already have a passenger and just one slug. I always assumed some risk getting into cars with strangers, but I slugged off and on for 4 years and had probably hundreds of normal, pleasant trips that I cant recall a single detail of, but this one definitely stands out. On this particular morning, I'm waiting in line behind Husband and Wife. There's another Woman behind me. When it's Husband and Wife's turn to get into a car, they tell me to ride with Wife because they always ride separately and see who gets to the dropoff point in the city first and it's Wife's turn to get a head start. Wife and I depart in this stranger's BMW and Husband gets into the next car (an Audi A5) along with Woman who had been waiting behind me in line. Apparently Husband tells the A5 driver about their little game and A5 Driver decides to aggressively weave through rush hour traffic to catch us. In the car with me, Wife laughs and waves as they pass us, explains to our BMW Driver what's happening, and suddenly we're in a full on race. We're doing 85-90 mph and get pulled over by VA state police. Reckless driving charge for BMW driver who gets a serious attitude, spits at the trooper, and was arrested on the spot. Another trooper shows up and Wife and I have to give statements, and the troopers decide it was all on the BMW Driver as Wife and I had both been demanding that he stop racing and slow down. Another trooper drives me and Wife into the city. As we're being dropped off, we see Husband being yelled at by Woman who rode with him and she starts going off on Wife, too. Woman had called the DC police who were already there. DC police take statements from everyone. VA Trooper is asking DC police for info on the Audi. Husband is telling police Woman struck him and he wants to press charges. Woman was saying Husband was egging on the Audi driver and the DC police seemed interested in charging Husband, tracking down the Audi Driver, and possibly charging Woman if they can get a witness to her hitting Husband. Police let me go before I found out who got charged or not. VA Troopers told me to expect to be summoned to court in VA as a witness to the actions of the BMW driver and maybe the Audi driver. DC police told me to expect to be summoned as a witness in DC, but neither ever happened. I ended up 3 hours late for work and got chewed out by multiple levels of bosses who were completely unsympathetic to my morning and I was written up tardiness. In all the chaos, I didn't think to notify anyone I was gonna be late. TL;DR Got into a car with strangers that turned into a race during rush hour, witnessed multiple crimes, had multiple encounters with police in multiple jurisdictions, and got disciplined at work for being late.

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As it goes, this was actually about 5 years ago. Some back story, she’s always been a sleep talker and I did have a history of recording some for her to hear but usually deleted them after. Well one night I was awake in bed on my phone and she randomly lifted her head from her pillow facing me and said “I’m watching you.” Her eyes were completely closed so at first I thought it was a joke so I just said ‘Oh Reeeeally?’. She was laying back down at this point and said something about “Yea I could see the way you were sneaking looks at him dancing..” I guessed she was dreaming at this point so I started recording video and keeping the conversation going. It was mostly me asking her what she was talking about and each time she answered she got more and more spaced and annoyed so I figured I must be on the verge of waking her so I laid there quietly. Fast forward a year and she’s now my fiancé and we are hanging out with my father, two brothers, and nana. We had been drinking (all but nana and her) and discussing the sleep walking scene in ‘Step brothers’. And at some point we transitioned to sleep talking and how my Fiancé is a big sleep talker. I start scrolling through my phone to try and find an example to share, Ive scrolled through thousands of pictures because I usually delete the videos and I finally come across one. Which I thought was kinda odd, being how old it was but shrugged it off. It started playing and immediately my wife didn’t recognize this one and was kinda embarrassed to be on display while it was playing so she stepped out while we listened. Everything was normal and I started to remember it better. We laughed about some of it and the video was still going but it was quiet so I went to go stop it and right before I could, my voice comes up saying… “Weeellll, can I have a Blowjob?”. I slapped the pause button and started turning red, as everyone started laughing their asses and shouting “WHAT THE FUCK!” My dad was just sitting there taking it in while my nana was quickly trying to leave the room. My Fiancé heard the commotion and came back in asking what it was all about and my dad speaks up with “Wait wait wait! Hold on!-“ everyone was quiet and my heart was pounding “-…..Did it work??” My brothers started cackling again and I meanwhile was trying to subtly laugh it off and pull my fiancé away to explain what happened. She listened to the part and stopped it to reiterate what my father said “Wait did that actually work??” But I honestly couldn’t remember so we finished listening to the video and it was mostly silent after I asked for the BJ but it didn’t stop me apparently from asking again. Then finally hearing her grunt and say “…not now” And the video stopped. I was glad it didn’t anger her or cause any trust issues with us, but everyone it my family continues to tease me about it today. Any time something is about me or focused on me, they find a way to squeeze in something like “well, he just wants a blowjob.” Or “what was that thing you wanted? Kate said no..” it’s maddening and embarrassing and at this point getting old! TLDR: Recorded a conversation with my GF sleep talking, I forgot about the content and played it for my family to prove she does sleep talk. Recording ended with me asking her for a blowjob. Twice. Now I’m teased about it relentlessly. And no it didn’t work. Edit: Yes I know it’s not a crazy life altering FU but it’s one that continues to cause me dread every year so I figured it fits. But I should add how things ended with my Grandmother. She is extremely oldschool conservative Christian, the kind that openly rejects progress of any sort. Electronics are stupid and she refuses to learn how to use them. Anyways, ever since this incident she has directly removed me from her considerations. I never see or hear from her, but it doesn’t really bother me that much anymore.

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I understand the title sounds wild but here's the thing, I'm a 17 year old trans guy, and I have a condition that makes me miss periods a lot. So sometimes I go six months or longer with very minor cycles, if any at all. And this, somehow, lead me to fucking FORGET I could get pregnant. Today I went to a doctor's appointment for something completely unrelated and the they asked if I had noticed any changes so I mentioned that I'd noticed I'd been putting on some weight but nothing out of the ordinary, weight fluctuates. This immediately set off flags for them and they asked me if I'd be comfortable taking a pregnancy test. Fucking positive, of fucking course. God I'm such a fucking dumbass. I have no idea what to do. Apparently I'm about 5 months along, not showing too much yet for multiple reasons but it's definitely late enough that there are many concerns with termination. I've always wanted to be a dad, just,,, not like this. My partner is on his way and we're gonna talk this over, but I'm worried he's just gonna walk out of my life, he's been my best friend for over a decade and I can't fucking lose him like this. My parents don't know yet, I don't know if the doctor will have to inform them since I'm a minor or if it's up to me to tell them. My mum is super religious and she will murder me for this, I trust my dad with everything, I know he'll know how to help I just can't bring myself to tell him, he'll be so disappointed, after all the time he spent drilling into me and my siblings heads about safe sex too. FUCk. TL;DR I'm 17, trans, and through a series of coincidences fucking forgot I could get pregnant. Went to the doctor's, turns out I'm about 5 months along. I may have just ruined my fucking life.

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I had a huge crush on this girl and we were close back then. Talking on the phone every day, facetime, playing game till mornings, snap strikes etc. I never thought she would be interested in me because I thought she was way out of my league. (Or I was afraid to get rejected) Today she sent me a meme, Leo Dicaprio sits there thinking and the caption says "when you realize that she was actually flirting with you but now its 5 years to late" and she commented "this is you probably" Time to time I was thinking about us and say what a stupid dumbass am I. How I couldnt see this back then. And today I am sure she was interested in me.. TL;DR: I realized that the girl I like back then was flirting with me and been thinking about it time to time. I never took action about my feelings and today she sent me a meme about "late realized she was flirting with me" Edit: wow thank you for so many replies and advices. As I mentioned in the comments she is in a relationship and I am not planning to act on it as long as she is in one. Because I dont want to be that guy.

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I (21F) have the most non existent sex drive. I’ve been dating my bf (23M) for almost a year. My bf has come to me multiple times about this issue. He wants me to initiate because he wants to feel wanted. (obviously who doesn’t) I just never desire or think about sex unless he is the one that initiates. We will go sexless for weeks if he is to leave it up to me. But sex is big to him and I really think he’s reached his last straw with me. It is affecting our relationship heavily. I’m a low income person so I’ve refrained from seeking a doctor but if I did I don’t even know what kind of doctor I would seek for? I never seen a doctor in America besides a psychiatrist so I’m not sure how this works and I also don’t have healthcare. I really want to change for him but this is so so hard for me. I don’t wanna just force myself to do that just to satisfy him. I really want to feel that kind of fire within me. TL;DR I’m not a horny enough person and my boyfriend might leave me for it EDIT: Some more info, I’ve attempted to leave him a few times because I’ve told him we are just not compatible but he always talks me into staying and working it out. He is very patient with me. He is completely convinced I am his life partner. As to what meds I consume, yes I am on the pill, trileptal for BPD, and smoke bud every day. I will talk to him about getting off the pill today because trileptal interferes with its effects anyway and perhaps my libido will see some light. And lastly I’ve already ordered the “Come as you are” book that’s been recommended so thank you. EDIT EDIT: Before my boyfriend, I’ve only ever had hookups that I never had to initiate. Thru those experienced some sexual trauma that’s been a process thru therapy and meds. No I don’t masturbate. I don’t feel no desire to. It doesn’t make me feel good. If I look at porn I feel nothing more than disgust. I was celibate from late 16 yr to early 19 yr. (lost it at 16) Below that age I was chronically online so I’ve seen it all. Literally from age 8-15 I would casually watch porn. (BPD as in Borderline personality disorder)

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I (22m) (AUZ) decided on a whim that today was the day to lose my VCard and drove 40 mins to end up walking into a lovely and polite old lady's boarding house I assume... To our mutual confusion when I turned out not to be a friend of Dave 😱. I was then told rather abruptly and in a stern tone by her that "I know why your here mate! and was guided to the house behind hers I promptly left the premises in pure shame and embarrassment at the absurdity of it all and called the whole thing off . And promptly bought my first pair of Doc Martin's for my new job I was "rewarding myself for" idk guess I wanted to get rid of my anxiety or something. TLDR: tried to see a escort and chicken out in shame after walking into a old lady's house. Note this isn't a throw away as I'm fully committed to shaming myself for even trying to short cut my way to sexy time! 😭

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The mods removed my original post. But the follow up you're about to read is an update of [this update.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1018yre/tifu_when_i_made_a_reddit_post_about_my_break_up) My previous posts received a lot of upvotes and awards, which I really appreciate, but please don't feel the need to keep doing that. This is not even my real account. The other day my mom asked me why my ex was no longer visiting our house like she used to. I rolled my eyes because I've answered that question before. I said because she's my ex. She had no reason to come to our house anymore. My mom knew my ex and I had broken up, but she's been unable to let it go. She loved my ex like her own daughter, which made it challenging for her to accept that my relationship had come to an end. I've explained to my mom on more than one occasion that my ex and I were not good for each other and the only solution was separation. I didn't tell my mom that my ex kissed me when she was done sucking another man's dick on the day we broke up. It was none of my mom's business, let alone something any person would want to tell their parent. Since the break up, I've cut all communication with my ex. However, my mom still had my ex's number and I knew the two of them were low key communicating. My mom got my ex's number from me long before the break up. It was one of my mom's rules when it came to my relationships. I always had to provide the contact details of the person I was spending most of my time with. A precaution in case, I dunno, she couldn't get in touch with me or something. I filed it under "mom being mom" and moved on. I didn't really care that my mom still had my ex's number. There was nothing my ex could tell my mom that wouldn't make both of us look bad. Little did I know that my mom would end up inviting my ex to our house without informing me and expect my ex and I to kiss and make up. Imagine my surprise when I saw my ex sitting in the living room when I walked into the house last night. My mom was quick to grab my arm and show me where to sit. I was fuming. My mom spoke on my ex's behalf and said she came to apologize for what she did. I looked at my mom like what the fuck are you doing. My mom said my ex confided in her and confessed to all the bad things she did during our relationship, including the post blowjob break up kiss. I literally stopped blinking. No parent should know that much about their child. My ex confirmed what my mom was saying and actually apologized. She seemed sincere, but that apology was coming from the same girl who acted completely casual when she decided to use a random guy's penis as an appetizer before putting her tongue in my mouth. I was not emotionally prepared to contribute anything constructive to the conversation, so I asked my mom and my ex if that was all because I would like to leave. My mom asked if I had nothing to share that could help heal my relationship with my ex. I said sharing was kind of my ex's thing, hence the other guy. At that moment, my ex looked at my mom and said I preferred sharing my feelings with strangers on the internet instead of with real people. I said the "strangers on the internet" were the ones who advised me to get an STD test after she kissed me. My mom was shocked to hear about the STD test. Even though I said I was clean, she got stuck on the fact that I said "STD." My ex got up and said she was gonna go before I start using words like "sexual assault" again. I got up too and asked my mom if we were done. My mom seemed confused and asked how did we get to STDs and sexual assault. My ex said Reddit. "He got it all from Reddit." I said technically I got it all from you and the dick you sucked. My mom said she heard enough and asked my ex if she wanted to stay for dinner since the food was done. My ex said yes. Dinner was awkward and tense, but my ex and I managed to pretend we didn't hate each other for my mom's sake. My mom made some of her best dishes, which made it even more obvious that she genuinely expected a positive outcome. As I was shoveling down spaghetti, I came to the conclusion that I might be cursed to fight with my ex until we end up dead, or worse, together again (fuck that). I don't know the details my ex shared with my mom during their one on one conversations, but based on how unusually quiet my mom has been since yesterday, I'm guessing she heard more than she anticipated when I opened my mouth. It's really awkward between us now. TL:DR Long before breaking up with my ex, I shared her phone number with my mom as an emergency contact. Since the break up, my mom and my ex stayed in touch with each other and became like mother and daughter. Despite all my efforts to cut communication with my ex, she used her connection with my mom to team up and torment me at my house.

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