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I had a nightout planned with this random girl. She asked to bring 2 female friends which is fine. So as we go from party to party I start making out with both girls. The third girl was left to find her own action. It was all fun and games. At the end of the night Im pretty drunk. Girl #2 has her own ride and says "see yah later". Im in the car with girl #1 and #3 and we arrive at my house. We kiss a little but she still has to drop off #3. So I get inside and txt her to come back over after shes done. I get ready to relax, lay down and check for a response. "I cant its so far away!" Okay I think to myself, thats to bad. Well I guess it is what it is. Im pretty drunk. I fall asleep almost instantly. When I wakeup in the morning I check my messages. A hour after I fell asleep I got a txt saying "Can we come over?" TL;DR — Slept thru a txt asking for a threesome.

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This actually happened about 7 weeks ago, so I can tell most of the outcome at this point. I was coming home from working my graveyard shift. It was the end of my work week, I was tired, and I wasn’t feeling great. (Found out later it was covid, but that’s neither her nor there as far as my vagina is concerned.) Anyway, I parked inside the garage and entered the house. I am a casino cocktail waitress, so I was still in uniform. Short skirt, 2” heels, and nylons. As I enter the house, hands full, I head to the kitchen to set my stuff on the counter. Between me and the kitchen is an entryway where we have a dog gate. It’s not a very big one, as we had a 5lb Morkie, but the entry way itself was quite wide, so the gate was a long, three paneled, wooden, hinged gate. I tended to always just walk over the gate, and this time was no different, especially since my hands were full. I lifted my leg to walk over, but as I did, my toe caught the top of the gate, and I started to fall. Shit. I realize I’m falling and as I instinctively reach out to catch myself, my work bag goes flying across the floor, along with my coffee cup, and I’m almost to the floor when I feel the most indescribable pain I have ever felt in my life. Far worse than childbirth, a c-section, an episiotomy….far worse. When I tripped and started to fall, the hinged gate also tipped, and with one leg behind the gate and one folded in midair, my body landed, full force, squarely between my legs on the top edge of the wooden gate. A second later, I crashed to the floor and let out a yell. My immediate response was to grab where it hurt, and so my hand went straight to my vagina. All I could feel was immense pain, but I instantly knew I was bleeding. I got up as quick as I could to get to the bathroom, as I heard my daughter (24)yell from upstairs asking if I was okay. As loudly as I could, I yelled, “No, bring me a wet towel, fast!” I got into the bathroom and looked down as I started unzipping my skirt. I could see blood already pouring down my legs through my nylons. I kicked my shoes off and pulled my skirt, nylons, and underwear all down at the same time. I shit you not, blood was pouring out of my vagina like water out of a hose. I immediately sat on the toilet and grabbed a wad of toilet paper and tried to stop the blood. The pain was beyond excruciating. At that moment, my boyfriend and daughter rushed up to the doorway and looked in horror at the pool of blood on the floor, my legs covered in blood, the blood running down the sides of the toilet, and my pale face. I stood and grabbed the wet towel out of my daughters hand, and as I removed the wad of toilet paper, more blood started cascading out of me and I shoved the wet towel between my legs and pressed my legs together to keep it as tightly compressed as I could. I leaned against the wall, feeling very weak as my boyfriend grabbed me and pulled me out of there and slowly got me to a chair to sit down. I don’t really remember the next couple minutes, because I apparently passed out. But I remember sitting there, tightly holding the towel to my vagina, my daughter standing in front of me with a look of horror, and my boyfriend sitting across from me looking as pale as I must have at that moment. The pain was beyond description. I sat there for a few minutes, eyes closed, tightly compressing the towel, my boyfriend and daughter wanting to call an ambulance or rush me to the ER. I asked them to just give me a couple minutes first. I finally opened my eyes and said, “Okay, which one of you wants to look at my vagina?” They both looked at me, then to each other. My daughter quickly said, “Umm…I can. I’ll look. Can I use my phone flashlight?” I nodded as I spread my legs and slowly removed the towel. My boyfriend sat and put his head in his hands as my daughter bent down and shone her flashlight at my vagina. Her eyes widened. She turned to my boyfriend and said, “Maybe you should come look since you know what it normally looks like.” He got up and came over, and til the day I die (which was obviously not that day) I will never forget the two of them bending over, phone flashlight in hand, peering down at my vagina with horror on their faces, as I’m silently praying, “Please don’t let my son (19) walk down here right now”. At this point, my daughter insisted that she was taking me to the ER. I managed to get on a pair of sweats and get into the car, towel still firmly compressed. The bleeding had slowed quite a bit by now but hadn’t stopped. My boyfriend stayed and cleaned up the murder scene in the bathroom and bloody footprints on the floor and carpet, as he texted me for updates. When we got to the ER, there was a line of patients out the door and around the corner. There was dozens of people that hadn’t even checked in and hours long wait. I wasn’t special. I told my daughter, “Forget this. Let’s go to the pharmacy and you can run in and buy me some witch hazel pads (episiotomy trick) while I call my doctor. Fast forward….my boyfriend got me to my doctor, and I had a small tear on my outer labia, and a 2” tear on the inside of my labia next to my clitoris. She said if the bleeding started up again, I would need to get stitches, but I promised to go home, stay down, and take care of it for the next few days. The first time I peed was a “fuck fuck fuck fuck” moment, as that pain was almost as bad as the original pain. I was out of work a total of 9 days before I was able to go back. I walk about 10 miles per shift, so working wasn’t an option. It took 6 days for the bleeding to completely stop. My entire pubic area was black and blue for almost 3 weeks, and although I don’t feel anymore pain today, there is still bumps down there that I assume are scar tissue but will know after my upcoming OBGYN appointment. I don’t pee the same as I used to. It comes out slower and less streamlined, but perhaps that will change over time. Sex is fine again, thankfully, but my boyfriend was hesitant when we tried the first time because he was afraid to hurt me. But I’d say, seven weeks later, it’s now just a dramatic story I can tell. Unfortunately, I feel like I can now say that I have an idea what it feels like when a guy gets hit in the balls…maybe times a hundred. I can’t even imagine if this happened to a guy. 10/10 would NOT recommend. TL;DR Tripped and landed on my vagina, resulting in a huge cut, massive blood loss, and trauma to my daughter and boyfriend. Learned to walk around, not over things.

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A few days ago, me and my 4 friends were coming back from a party barely drunk, we had all already stopped drinking. we got to my friend's house where we were going to spend the night and we ordered McDonald's to eat. Last thing i remember is my friend forcing me to take a big ass shot of whisky, and then everything blacked out Next scene is just me waking up on the floor with an underwear that was not mine, with my toes bandaged and cuts all around my body. I hear my friend hunging up the phone and saying "now he woked up" Turns out i became a whole different person while drink, and i dont even remember. I broke the bathroom glass box, ran around the house bleeding and naked, jumped in the pool with my socks, jerked off in front of everyone and said i was thinking on my best friend (they told her). They told everyone, now nobody even talks to me and im living the worst days of my life, not even remembering what i did. The weird thing is, when i took that shot i was still normal, it was only after we ate that i got fucking possessed. (i dont even remember eating the McDonald's) TLDR: I got so fucking drunk i turned into a whole different person and screwed up with all the people i cared

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Today, I F32, fucked up by underestimating a wild rat. For this story it's important to know I have 3 cats (Alice F10, Sparrow M2 and Ivy F1), that are all indoor/outdoor with full house access during the day (I don't want to hear about how cats should be indoor only, to each their own), and during the night Alice is grounded to the house because she will pick fights with Ivy, but Ivy and Sparrow still have full access to outside and my bedroom. It's also important to know that it was raining pretty hard and that I frequently wake up at night. This story starts at approximately 4:30am, when Sparrow and Ivy come home because of the rain. While Alice is an asshole to them, they get along amazingly and are always playing together and grooming each other, it's very cute, so I didn't think much of it when they were dicking around my room playing. I then notice that Ivy was diging out a shelf of Axolotl plush I have set up on floor level, but she's been known to deshelf plush so I didn't think much of it, just that she was bored because of the rain. Half an hour later, Ivy is still at it and I decided there must be a bug in there she wants, and gently encourage her, "Is there a bug? Is that what you want in there? Yeah, you get that bug for me!" Then lay down again to boot up my switch and play some Dadish 3. I don't even get past the title screen when I hear a squeak, and then another and by the third squeak I realise it's not a bug she was after and probably a mouse, which we've had around the house occasionally since we have moved in. So abandoning my game, I usher Ivy out of the way, ready to manhandle this mouce, usually I just pick them up and take them to a nearby park, no worries. I rummage through the plush and find not a mouce, but a rat. The significant difference between them here, aside from size, is that mice will tend to freeze up and be easy to handle, but wild rats are bitey little fucks. I used to have pet rats, so I'm not afraid of them or handling them. So after playing "Find the rat" after it bolted, I attempted to pick it up gently, hoping it would be friendly/in shock enough to not bite me, and no luck, I get a little nibble. At this point I contemplate just letting my cats have at it, but I don't want them eating it, getting bitten or injuring it and having it die somewhere in my room, especially because it's summer here now and I don't want a rotting rat carcass stinking me out. With those reasons in mind, I hunt it down again, and here's where I fuck up. It was attempting to escape to behind some of my shelves, with only its tail accessible to me, so I decide "I guess I just have to grab it by the tail and hope for the best." Knowing full well that it could do some acrobatic shit and bite me, but it was a short trip to the front yard and then it could fuck off into a tree or something. Success! I have the rat, I'm racing it to the front door and feeling really bad for holding it like that, hoping I'm not hurting it too much, it will be over soon small friend! Then this little fucker realises he can do a little ratty stomach crunch, grab his own tail, climb it as a rope to where my fingers are and bite me. Let me tell you, rat bites fucking hurt, a lot. So now I'm still racing to the door with this rat chomped down on my finger, its top teeth on my fingernail, bottom teeth in the meaty part of my finger, it was so painful I was convinced that his teeth had gone through the nail, and my only options at this point were to try and flick him off in the house, or to carry on to the door where I could shake him outside. Naturally, I choose the latter, because hey, I'm already in this deep and what's another 6 seconds of being bitten? We get outside and thankfully he lets go pretty quickly and I can go back inside to assess my wounds and clean up, because my finger is dripping blood at this point, luckily he did not penatrate my nail. I have a good few minutes of swearing and some tears and eventually go back to bed where I take some anti inflammatories for the massive swelling that's already happening and google rat bites and what additional care I would need. Here in Australia, we don't have rabies, thankfully, but we do have tetanus, I needed a booster. Like a good girl, I went to my GP for the shot and got a script for antibiotics just in case. Luckily my doctor is across the road from a cake shop, so I bought some cake to eat later while I feel sorry for myself. TL;DR: Rats can do acrobatic shit when held by their tail and bite you, don't ever think they won't go that route.

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TIFU by getting my reddit account compromised. This happened yesterday, hence the new account! i've been looking for work and one of the areas i've been looking in is gig economy. i being a long time redditor knew that a lot of sub existed where gig workers would offer advice and assistance ok getting myself up and running. so i post in one of the subs about how i'm having a really hard time getting going and a redditor responds telling me about a little known app that is offering amazing rates. i being desperate immediately sign up. nothing. it's empty. ugh. so inpost again saying i signed up but that it's not busy. in fact, nothing is happening on the app. ugh. moving on. ten minutes later i get a text on my phone. "hey redditor, this is the guy who responded to your post on reddit, how are you?" "huh" "yeah man, i run that app and i saw that you signed up" omg wtf. 10 years on reddit activity, intimate details on my life.. shit even some naughty photos! omg. he not only knows my name, he can know so so much about me. immediately i delete my account. 10 years of relationships. 10 years of activity. 10 years of that precious precious karma GONE. heads up: i never thought i'd get caught like that. never. i couldn't believe it. it felt like a gross infringement on my person, my life and my online activity. TLDR: a redditor owned a company i signed up for after his recommendation on a sub. he texted me on my personal phone. had to delete a 10 year old account immediately.

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I've been looking for an Xbox one x for a while now. I use marketplace because everything is much cheaper. I found one for a fairly good price finally and the bloke told me to meet him at his warehouse. We went to the warehouse (which we were definitely not allowed to be at) and looked for the guy with the Xbox. From then he doesn't answer my messages and we lose all communication. Later on my dad found an eBay advert that we think came from the man who was selling it. I was annoyed about the ordeal as it cost me a lot of time but I carried on searching. I found another lady who was selling her Xbox one x. My dad collected the Xbox and when he got home I went and had a look. To my surprise it was an Xbox one not the Xbox one x. I got in contact with the lady saying we are really sorry but I think there may have been a miscommunication between the two of us could we refund it. She agrees and as we get in the car to take it back we receive a message saying she cannot refund it as it may be a different product to what she sold us(bare in mind we only bought the console a few minutes before so we had no time to switch it). She then sends photo evidence of her original advert which has changed completely from what it was when I bought it. Her uncle who picked up the phone suggest we resell it but there's no way to sell a regular Xbox one for that amount of money without scamming people like what happened to us. I was unsure if I made a mistake but I see now I have been played twice in a week. Tl;DR Tried to buy an Xbox one X off marketplace and both times was scammed.

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I've been looking for an Xbox one x for a while now. I use marketplace because everything is much cheaper. I found one for a fairly good price finally and the bloke told me to meet him at his warehouse. We went to the warehouse (which we were definitely not allowed to be at) and looked for the guy with the Xbox. From then he doesn't answer my messages and we lose all communication. Later on my dad found an eBay advert that we think came from the man who was selling it. I was annoyed about the ordeal as it cost me a lot of time but I carried on searching. I found another lady who was selling her Xbox one x. My dad collected the Xbox and when he got home I went and had a look. To my surprise it was an Xbox one not the Xbox one x. I got in contact with the lady saying we are really sorry but I think there may have been a miscommunication between the two of us could we refund it. She agrees and as we get in the car to take it back we receive a message saying she cannot refund it as it may be a different product to what she sold us(bare in mind we only bought the console a few minutes before so we had no time to switch it). She then sends photo evidence of her original advert which has changed completely from what it was when I bought it. Her uncle who picked up the phone suggest we resell it but there's no way to sell a regular Xbox one for that amount of money without scamming people like what happened to us. I was unsure if I made a mistake but I see now I have been played twice in a week. Tl;DR Tried to buy an Xbox one X off marketplace and both times was scammed.

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TIFU by using Facebook marketplace

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today I fucked up by guessing right that my bf is cheating on me

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TIFU by sending a scammer nudes and actually paying.

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today I fucked up by guessing right that my bf is cheating on me

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I \[28M\] matched with this girl \[22F\] on bumble last year. We've been talking for a month now, we hit it off well. She's pretty, smart, likes the same things I do. We've sexted and talked about kinds and what not, but couldn't meet up until this past weekend because I was out of town. For context, she likes CNC (Consensual Non Consent), and has other submissive kinds. Which I not only like, but was looking forward to practice with her. Anyway, This Saturday we were able to meet up for the first time. I cooked dinner, and then we started watching cartoons (one of those things we have in common). Then naturally we start to make out, things get heated. Clothes start to be flung around. But then she says "Not yet". I stop... we watch a bit more cartoons naked... then things get heated again. And she says No again. I'm not a complete moron mind you, and I knew she was into CNC. So I asked her if this was it? Because for CNC, I need the Consent part and to know that. Also need to kind of agreeable way ta she can retract consent after we start. She says it isn't, she just didn't want to have sex today. I respected her wishes. We continue watching cartoons and fooling around without sex. Until she said it was getting late and she need to go home. &#x200B; In my mind we had a perfect first date, I thought things were great. Well... Sunday we texted normally, she said she enjoyed our date and I said the same. Monday and yesterday she was kinda distant, but I guesses she was busy. But last night I asked her if she was free this weekend for us to meet again. She says she doesn't really want to go out with me anymore... I asked what happened and she said she wanted to have sex Saturday, and I was "too week to get it out of her". I said I asked about the CNC and if that what she wanted, and she said that I bringing that up killed the mood completely and "dried her up". So that's it. I lost a \[apparent\] perfect girl because I wasn't willing to have sex with her without her consent. &#x200B; TL;DR Invited girl with CNC fetiche that doesn't understand the the Consensual part of "Consensual Non Consent", she didn't like I didn't sexually assault her. Doesn't want to go out with me anymore.

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TIFU by not sexually assaulting a girl on the first date.

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TIFU by sending a scammer nudes and paying…

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I work at a school in Canada. And, for some background, education in Canada is leaning heavily into Indigenous reconciliation and decolonizing the classroom. I FUd on something related to that last element. Some of my colleagues and I were chatting in my classroom after school and someone said they were taking a course on decolonizing the classroom. When I asked them what they had discussed, they responded that it just started so they didn't have much info yet. That's when I made a blunder by saying that I've always been confused about decolonization. I told them that every time I've heard about it, there are seldom any ideas beyond teaching more indigenous content and "incorporating" indigenous knowledge into the classroom. I'm doing the best I can, but I told them I find it frustrating that these statements often come from academics who like to raise issues with few thought out solutions. My colleagues looked at me like I was a heretic. They avoided looking at me when we left, and now I'm worried what kind of reception I'll get going forward. TLDR: in a discussion with other teachers, I said something that questioned the ideals of decolonization and they looked at me like I had said something heretical.

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TIFU by saying something unorthodox.

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Am I the person in the wrong

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This actually happened about two weeks ago. I was scrolling through Instagram and saw a health tip from a dermatologist that mentioned using benzoyl peroxide on your body odor parts to reduce body odor smells. I initially questioned this so I checked through different health websites and it did turn out to be true. I didn’t have horrible body odor from my armpits, but I wanted to try to reduce it as much as possible. I ordered some benzoyl peroxide, which is also used for acne control, and it came about a week later. The first day I used it I tried it on my armpits as well as my groin. Everything seemed fine until I started sweating again and it smelled horrible. Some of the instructions that I found said that you have to use it every couple of days for it to be effective so I continued using it for about a week and applied it a total of three times. I asked my wife just to check if I was nose deaf to my previous BO, but I was not, my BO had gotten significantly worse after using this product. I’ve now tried to use body scrub’s on my armpits, but they still smell horrible. Hopefully I can just continue using my anti-perspirant and it will go back to normal. TL;DR I tried to fix my nonexistent armpit BO using acne medicine found on Instagram and it made it worse.

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TIFU by trying to prevent my armpits from smelling, but I ended up making them smell worse

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TIFU by believing in Ratatouille

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TIFU by believing in Ratatouille

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So I never lie, but this time it just slipped out before I noticed. As one might expect, karma always finds a way though. I was having a good time at a bar with some friends. We were discussing some current events in my life and I thought I'd show them a meme I made recently about the subject. It contained a picture of a sign which was all over town that was related to the topic. I showed them the meme and I got some laughs. I put my phone away, but at the same time my best friend said: "I've seen that before." To which I replied: "yeah could be the sign is all over town." He then responded: "No, I mean I've seen that exact photo on Reddit today." At this moment the whole group fell silent and was staring at me. I had in fact seen the sign, taken a photo when I got the idea for the meme, but then forgot about it. When I saw a post of the sign on Reddit, I downloaded that picture to make my meme as the camera quality was way higher. With the whole group still staring at me I quickly and stupidly answered: "That was me." Even though I've never even posted anything before. I instantly felt bad about lying and claiming some random person's post though. I had planned to tell my friend the full story later and did not want to bother anyone with the full explanation. I just wanted to forgo the whole story and move on with the conversation and thought this was an easy way. It worked at first, but although the conversation was rolling on and evolving, my friend kept bringing the subject back up with statements like: "How funny I saw your post", "What a coincidence I saw your picture online today" and "Was that really you?" And I dug my grave deeper by shortly replying "yeah." each time to try and get him to drop the subject. Then after a while he stopped and I thought I could put it behind me. Boy was I wrong. Suddenly he drunkenly shouted: "ohhhhhh, I know your username now!" All I could think of was: "Fuck, what did I get myself into now..." As he and another friend were discussing how many Reddit accounts they had, I quickly tried to find the OP of the picture I used. After 5 minutes of searching I found the post and account. And of course, as the pinnacle of karma would have it, the username was somewhere along the lines of "I am a virgin and I like to put stuff up my butt". With some posts in some very NSFW subreddits, but also nowhere something to prove it couldn't be me. Same country, around the same age, posted something about trying to find a partner one year before I found my GF. And I could go on. At this point I also had some beers and found the courage to tell another friend about the ironic situation I had gotten myself into. He, off course, immediately began laughing out loud and told the whole group. Whom at this point didn't believe me anymore and thought I was just trying to backpedal because I got "found out". I quickly realised I had no way of talking myself out of it and decided it was best to just leave it at that. So now all of my friends think I'm into pegging and such. All because I thought it was a hassle to tell them the full story and was too proud to get out of it while I still could. Learn from my mistakes, I most certainly did. A white lie is a lie, no matter how white it might seem. TL;DR I lied about posting a picture, now all my friends think I'm into pegging

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Okay yes it sound stupid I know but in my defence I wasn't exactly in the right head space. Let me set the scene for y'all. It's 1am and I'm (21m) alone in my uni apartment I share with a singular roomate(22f). Now I've been in pretty bad shape mentally ever since it got dark because I'm not the biggest fan (why I have candles, she has candles because they smell nice). I get paranoid and have slight hallucinations sometimes but it's never been too big of an issue for me. Until this year. Both me and my roomate leave for the weekends but she leaves earlier because she has less classes, meaning I'm left alone, to my devices and my own imagination/mind. Suffice to say it is unpleasant and freaks me out and I have never had to deal with being so alone, at least at home I had the dog if my parents weren't around. ANYWHO. So here I am, at 1am, completely off my rocker seeing shit, experiencing symptoms and engaging in behaviours as one might say. At first I thought I'd just sleep with the lights on, no big deal, then I tried the candles and tuned off the lights, wonderful. After a while one of them burns out and it got significantly darker so I thought hmmm I wonder what would be the rational decision in this moment, I think "turn the light back on and sleep like that" but god forbid I do that amirite. So I casually stroll up to one of my candles, paper towel in hand, I crumple that fucker right up and into the candle it...goes. I'm not the biggest panicking type but that's usually when I'm with other people but at this point I just backed away slowly, opened the window just in case our landlord has those smoke sensor thingies (eng ain't my first language so sorry for forgetting the term but anyway) so there'd be more air flow/less smoke. But obviously more oxygen more it's gonna burn so I think to myself "wow ur fucked lmao" so at this point I'm too stressed by the fear that the candle holder is gonna explode or that I might burn the whole building down that I'm completely not paying attention to any of my hallucinations, they stopped being creepy to just insulting but whatever, small victories I guess. But now???! NOWW??!?! The glass. It' like 2am and it keeps getting darker and blacker and yeah sure realistically I know it's soot but I remember one time my mom telling me that if I put too much shit in the fireplace and get it too hot, it'll explode and the glass will kill me so now I'm kinda just sitting at the fathest corner on my bed with all the pillows and sheets covering me just in caseit really does explode and staring into the fire like a bloody caveman who's seen fire for the first time and jumping at every small sound the thing makes. I get that I probably should have just...NOT put the paper in the thing to begin with but idk what to tell y'all. I thought about trying to put it out but then again what if I fuck up even more??? Because when lide goes low I go lower and then I'd probably DEFINITELY commit ed proper arson or something because what do I know maybe it'll go away on it's own. So like noooo I will not be intervening unless I see sumn else catch on fire. And yes I did write this mostly as a distraction to myself because I wasn't sure what I'd've done otherwise. I just remembered I may have forgotten to lock the door. Also I think this self-arson scare may just become the thing that pushes me to go to the doctor i can't function like this. Sorry for rambling, I know it's all over the place but like...I feel like y'all can gauge the kinda state I'm in. TL;DR: I may or may not be slightly psychotic and in my bad mental state unthinkingly put a paper towel in a candle and idk if I might burn the whole building down and I feel really bad and scared about it it I can't tell if I'm overreacting over it or being realistic

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Yup. I basically lost my wedding ring. And not just any ordinary ring. I hand picked the gem because it was the perfect shape AND color and the moment we saw it, we knew it was the one. What's worse is that I just cannot for the life of me, remember where I lost it. The last memory I have of my ring is taking it off to apply hand sanitizer. And I usually put it in my pocket, and it's always been safe but it the rush of applying hand sanitizer, and rushing to the bathroom, it must have gotten lost. And the place that I was at is a fairly public cafe/radio station. I didn't realize I had lost it until like a couple of hours later and thank crab jesus I have the best friend in the world cause she managed to get a hold of the radio station and ask for it. Unfortunately, it has not been found. Tl;Dr I lost my beautiful wedding ring.

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I am a dad to two 1YO twin boys. I also wear glasses constantly, but sometimes I don't put them on first thing in the morning until I've had time to wash my face first. Well today, I was awoken by the dulcet tones of my sons goofing around and making noise in their cribs. Typical morning in the house. I went into their room as per usual, glasses off, got them out of their sleep sacks, and changed the first one's wet diaper and sent him on his way to mommy for his morning cup of milk. Go to grab the other kiddo, and check what prize awaits me at the bottom of my son. Surprise, it's poop again. Worst gatcha machine ever. So, I do the dirty deed of cleaning him up. I wiped up the remnants of last night's squash pasta, put on a new diaper and was about to send him on his way when I noticed a small, dark brown fleck on his thigh. This spot was no bigger than a grain of sand, so I figured a little bit of poop escaped my 480i quality vision. So, grab a wipe and go for it. It won't come off. Try again. It won't come off. Go a little harder. Nada. Go harder still! Nada! Still there! Taunting me! I figure whatever this was, its staining his skin. Kiddo's getting impatient now, so I made the executive decision to bath him early. Get him in the tub, bathe him normally, and yet, still, that stubborn poop fleck is \*still there\*. I go at it hard with a wash cloth, and it won't move. I grabbed a bar of soap and still nothing. I'm getting irritated now, get him out of the tub, and get him dried and grab an older wash cloth with a more coarse grain. Still no joy! I said loudly "AARGH WHAT DID WE FEED THIS KID, PAINT?!" My wife comes in holding my other son asking me "hun are you still trying to get that fleck off?" "YES! I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GRAB THE BARKEEPERS FRIEND, OR TO THE HARDWARE STORE FOR SOME LOW GRIT SANDPAPER IF IT DOESN'T COME OFF." My wife walks over to see the offending speck for herself, takes one look at our son's thigh, then at me, and walks out of the room. "Honey?" She comes back with my glasses and a small pillow. She hands me my glasses and I put them on. "What?" "Dingus, that's not poop. It's a freckle." .......what? She then bonks me with the pillow and then goes laughing out of the room like a maniac. I look closer at this thing and sure enough, she's right. It was a freckle. I practically pressure washed my kid over a freckle. I am an idiot sandwich. TL;DR my crap vision led me to confuse a freckle for a poop fleck, and I practically tried to belt sand it off.

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I am so tired of being a grown adult. I sometimes wished I lived in the city so I could take the T and not drive. Anyways, I was driving down a regular road (on my way to a meeting for my job) and I hit the biggest pothole of my life. I saw the truck in front of me swerve but didn’t think anything of it till I ran over it. I didn’t even see it because it was night time. And I have an astigmatism so that didn’t help. Like my car already has some dings and problems that I couldn’t afford to fix but this just adds to it. I’m not in the financial spot to pay for this. I work two jobs and I’m barely scrapping by as it is. I’ve never been the type to ask people for money. I hate receiving gifts and stuff (including money) but my brother said maybe I should ask my family. That’s just not me. Idk what to do. I’m just tired. Idk if this helps explain my lack of knowledge with cars but I’ve never liked driving. I got my license when I was 18, which is later than the usual 15.5 to get permit and then 16 for license. No one in my life has taught me about cars and YouTube doesn’t help me because I’m move of a hands on visual learner. But this screws me for the rest of the week because idk how I’m going to go to my meetings for my job and such. So I’m losing money I can’t afford to lose. TL;DR TIFU by getting a flat tire

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So I [28m] have been talking to a girl [27f] I met a few days ago on Tinder and we really kicked it off. We’ve been talking a lot every day, with her always greeting me each morning with a text. She’s quick to reply, and has a lot to say, and I genuinely enjoy talking to her. We even made plans to meet each other this weekend. Everything seemed like they were going well, until today, when she asked if she could see a full body pic of me. I half-jokingly said that I have a few nudes, but she said that’s fine, she wanted to see them. So I sent them and she gave me a very positive reaction. She wanted to see more so I sent her another one. Then, after the excitement died down, she asked if I’d sent those to other girls before. I said I did for one of them to a person I was talking to last summer (when the pic was taken) but not the other one. She said ok, but I feel something was off with our conversation after. But it’s only been a few hours. Since then, she hasn’t been responding as much or as quickly, which is unusual for our conversations. I might’ve blew it by sending her the nudes, she might think I do this often. It’s time to put my phone down. tldr: matched with a girl on tinder, had great conversations for the past few days. She asked for nudes, and had a positive reaction, but asked if I sent them to other girls in the past. I said only one to my ex back in summer 2022. Then she’s been more reserved in our convos. I might’ve made myself look like an unfaithful nude slinger, which I’m not.

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This is a story that spans across time, a story that now serves as a lesson on slang. For a while now, I have been sending my friends "u up" when I'm awake and bored. One day, I sent this phrase to a former friend of mine. They had realized that I may not have known what that phrase actually meant, and so they asked if I knew. Now, my dear redditors, I have the spicy 'tism, so I genuinely thought that I was asking friends if they were awake. Curiosity bested me, and I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. And this is when I realized I had messed up, and hilarity ensued. As it turned out, I had been asking my friends for nudes! My dear, lovely redditors, let this be a lesson: always Google slang before you use them! TL;DR: accidentally asked friends for nudes. Oops.

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This was my wife and happened about a year ago. My son recently graduated college and is a history teacher. We bought him a 48 star US flag with the intention of getting it framed for him to hang in his class room. We were going to a place for a quote so I suggested laying it on the couch to be able to give them an idea of the size. We did that and took a photo to show the people that would be framing it. My wife had ordered online from Bed Bath or something similar. She had the pickup confirmation email and did a screen shot so it was readily available. So she goes into the store and the cashier is waiting on her and my wife asks if there are any coupons available for her products. The clerk asks to see what she bought so my wife opened her photo library to show her the order. As she opens the photos the first one that comes up is the picture of this flag laid out on our couch. She quickly swiped and said something like oh that’s just for my son. The clerk then says I can do better than the stated coupons and proceeds to give her a 50% discount as well as a $25 gift card. My wife was confused but checked out and walked out to her car. As she is walking it dawns on her that the clerk thought the flag photo was a flag draped over the coffin of our son that was killed in service. She the felt like crap for getting a discount under false pretenses. TL/DR: my wife had a picture of a flag that we were going to frame for our son and got a huge discount because the clerk thought it was a flag draped coffin.

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while going through the stories of people i have added on my snapchat, someone posted an ad for fake IDs. i’ve been meaning to get one for a while, and this was my chance. after adding the person in question, he agreed to give it to me for free (still with the cost of 50 dollar shipping) if i posted the advertisement on my story as well. after posting it, i very impulsively gave him my address in order for him to mail it to me. upon waiting for my payment, which i did not promise, he added me to a group chat and another member showed me that they had already made the ID card with my photo on it. after my friend (who was paying for me) tried to send the money, it declined multiple times saying that it was “refunded for your protection”. i told them i would pay full price for it later once i got the ability to do so and deleted the chat. now i’m worrying and overthinking like crazy about it. i have no idea who these people are, where they live or anything. the only good note is that they still asked for my address a second time, but i think it may have been screenshotted (of course i don’t know though, since it didn’t say what was fake a sb it could have been the other id information) TLDR: gave a stranger on snapchat my address and photo over snapchat for a fake id that was made before my payment

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For a while now, I have been into this girl at university. We interacted about 2 times and we barely spoke to each other, but I asked for her Instagram and she gave me. Now my feelings grew a bit more, and I decided to shoot my shot. However, I decided to prepare myself first. This is where I fucked up. I added one of the girls friends on ig and asked them if my crush was single, and they said yes. Then, my stupid ass asked them about what days my crush was on campus. They didn’t answer me at first, but I now noticed that they blocked. It has been over a week about it and now they probably told my crush about me, and now she probably thinks I am a weirdo, killing any chance I would have. I want to beat myself now. The worst part is that I asked one of her other friends in person who is closer to me and they answer all my questions with no problem. I should have probably just gone after the girl and let go my fear of rejection. TL;DR: I asked too much to friend of my crush and now they probably think I’m weird. Lesson of the day: ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT YOURSELF, IF SHE SAYS NO, MOVE ON.

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So I was on yikyak earlier and saw a post that caught my eye and thought was funny. I ended up dm’ing the op just so say hey and see what was up. Turns out she was a college student in my town. (I’m 24 for reference) I always make sure whoever I’m talking to is chill with my age etc. We get to talking and she asks what I look like. We end up moving the conversation to snapchat. She sends a pic and I send a pic. It goes back and forth for a little bit so I decide so save one of the live pics she sends in the chat, not to my camera roll or anything. Literally did it just to remember what she looks like. Within 5 seconds she unadds me on snap and deletes the dm thread on yikyak. Of course now I’m like “ah shit”. I had no expectations of anything happening between me and her but now I’ve totally freaked this girl out and feel terrible. I make a post saying her first name and that I’m super sorry. One of her friends ended uo messaging me and I apologized profusely and said I totally understand why she unadded me and that it’s totally understandable if she doesn’t want to talk anymore. The message gets to her, but I still feel super sad about it and instantly regretted my decision. Tldr: I saved a girl’s pic on snapchat just to remember what she looked like, promoting her to unadd me, and now I feel super sorry.

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Earlier this evening I got into a scuffle with an assumed neighbor, and we ended up throwing dog poo at each other. How this started. I work from home and hear my dog going nuts at the front window. When I peeked outside, I noticed a lady was letting her dog up into my yard to bark back at my dog. She was pointing and laughing while my dog is trying to break through the window to get at them. I showed her the correct finger for the situation and yelled to move along. She did. I wish it would have ended there. Fast forward to dinner and I hear a thump on the front door right as I sit down to eat. Open up to see a bag of dog poo and that lady walking away quickly. I wasn't having the best day and this flipped a switch in me. With the bag in hand I jogged down the street and tossed it towards her, saying something like you forgot this on my porch. She warns me that I should not mess with her, picks up the bag and throws it at me, hitting me in the chest. Heated words were exchanged, and she turns around to leave. I grab the bag and throw it quite a bit harder this time. It hits her in the back, and it breaks. She screams something along the lines of me messing with the wrong woman, this is not over, only begun, and I have no idea what's coming. I tell her I have her on camera, shove my phone in her face and she leaves. I get home, throw away a nice fish dinner, and start installing some cameras I never got around to putting up. Cool, another subscription fee. Since then I've been on and off sitting outside in the dark, watching my house, for her to return. Not sure what I'll do if she does, but now I've cooled down enough to type all this. I am mortified by my actions, and extremely concerned what she may do. She knows where I live. The idea that my hot head could lead to some property damage, or worse if she comes after my dog or partner is killing me inside. TLDR: I got into a fight with crazy, and I'm sure I'll lose this war somehow. Edit Update: First off, no sleep thanks to Reddit and cam movement notifications. Anyway, she walked by again, and I got good photos of her! If it wasn't obvious, I was bluffing when I said I had her on camera last night. As an elder millennial I am quick to get my phone out but finding that camera button is not my strong suit when tensions are high. While I may not have her in the act, I've got something now. Also, you can see her seeing the cameras, making them obvious was intentional when I set them up last night. I didn't stop there though, I had to try a squash this. So I once again ran out to talk to this lady. Took the high road this time. I apologized for my part. Both the finger, and the confrontation in general. Leaving out the poo flinging parts, if you throw it and me I'll throw it at you. I tried to let her know I was in a bad head space, and I hope we can put this down. She was very quiet the whole time. I think I caught her off guard. She nodded a bunch and accepted my apology. Nothing else to say in return. I then told her she has a beautiful dog, she said thanks and we parted ways. After that I returned to the poo flinging site for a daylight investigation. I found the turds and cleaned up what I could. Yeah, I routinely pick up other dog turds in front of my house, so this is no big deal. The good news here is that it showed me that nothing stuck to her, must have bounced off. I'm hoping between that and an apology that this is over. Thanks for all the kind words, suggestions, and jokes they all helped with the stress this has been causing. Great job on that Reddit!

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I want to start off by saying that I've never had a job and that this is my first time in a professional setting ever. The fuck up happened literal minutes ago and my breathing is still uneven and shaky. I joined a company 3 months back and it's the training period currently. I graduate tomorrow, so I brought a notebook today just to note down names and such for the preparations. Unfortunately, I'm an idiot, and I brought THE book. I have a terrible sense of humor, and I thought drawing a person launching cocks out of a "cocket-launcher" would be hilarious. What's worse, I wrote down the name of my company but changed one of the alphabets into a dick. Through the devil's work, the notebook somehow found its way into my instructors' hands. Now I work in customer service, and my instructors are VERY strict. They check on our tone, verbiage, appearance etc and are brutal with words. They saw my work of art, and called me for a talk. They told me that this is the worst thing they've ever seen any of their trainees do, and that they were extremely offended, not just as part of the company but as women. I was given a chance to defend myself, and I came clean and told them that I have an obscene sense of humor and how embarrassed and apologetic I am for what has happened. It's very difficult to make it look like I'm sorry for doing something when I'm actually only sorry for getting caught, but I'd say I did a decent job. The instructors told me that they're pardoning me as this is the first disciplinary deviation they've seen from my end. Putting on the facade and sucking up to them all these days worked out, and I guess that sums up customer service. I need some urgent advice on how to face them from now though, especially with tomorrow being the goddamn graduation. TL;DR: Instructors saw my drawing of the company logo with one of the alphabets changed into a dick, fortunately didn't get fired but have no idea how to face them.

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TIFU by letting my instructors see my cock doodle.

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This happened in April 2022. I was having slight issues with the frenulum part of my penis being too tight not allowing for comfortable sex. I saw a GP and she referred me to a private circumcision clinic. They were more than happy to get that piece removed so the issues would stop moving into the future. They also suggested circumcision with this procedure as it was a common surgery to do at the same time. I hadn’t even thought about circumcision unless it was for cultural reasons so I started researching it and agreed to the procedure. The next appointment was a dual appointment including consultation and surgery on the same day. After I was prepped for surgery I was curious and started watching the doctor and nurse do their thing after the local anaesthetic shots. They marked how much skin they were going to remove and it was shocking. Half of the entire skin on my penis was marked and knowing they are the experts in the matter I didn’t bring anything up and let them complete the surgery. I remember struggling everyday with the head being extremely sensitive to the touch of the underwear. After I healed up properly for sexual activities which takes about 6-8 weeks (8 weeks for me), I was finally interested in trying out my new anatomy. I had a look and became erect, to realise there isn’t any loose skin to be able to use to do the deed. I searched online and there was very little information that I was taking in at the time. Here I am frantically trying to pull my non existent foreskin back and forth and having no idea how it is possible to masturbate without one. I ended up finding a lot of lotion and being extremely gentle until I finally worked out that you need lubricant if you have had a circumcision. I felt so stupid as the doctors said there wouldn’t be any big changes. TLDR: was circumcised for a penis related issue, healing was painful, the head rubbing the underwear was unbearable, and I forgot how to masturbate. Sorry if this is poorly written it is my first time sharing this fu with anyone. Overall would not recommend getting your foreskin sliced off as an adult it is very painful and changes your penis drastically.

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TIFU by seeing what my cat was getting into under my bed

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TIFU by answering my phone TIFU by answering my phone when my SO called me. Weve been together for almost 10 years,and have a running gag,where we answer the phone with jokes like "welcome to hell, what can i get you?" or as I did today "Crematory and Pizzeria- your loss is our sauce?" and thats where i effed up,because my SO told me "Thats why im calling, my Grandma just died" I was so shocked that i couldnt say anything for a bit. my So laughed and said its okay but still. Its just a kinda small FU, but im not answering my phone with a joke for a bit.thats for sure. I havent been so mortifyed in a long time. SO said its okay, i couldnt have known but i still feel terrible, especially because i really loved that woman. but i think she wouldve laughed about that,because her humor was terribly dark. anyways, thats how i effed up today,and im still very ashamed about it, and it didnt quite sink in rn that shes gone. TL;DR: I answered my phone with "Crematory and Pizzeria-your loss is our sauce" when my SO called to tell my their grandma just died. EDIT: I told my dad about it yesterday evening and he laughed so hard that he started coughing......i think that kinda humor is hereditary....

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So, I saw my friend around the university yesterday so I went to talk to her. I feel like it's important to note that she is very quiet. I asked her how she felt about upcoming exams and she said "oh it's fine, but my dad died Friday morning." I was (naturally) horrified. I'm going to just quote pretty much verbatim what we said because the wording is important. Me: Oh my god that's awful! I'd ask you if you're okay but you're obviously not. Do you have exams coming up? (its exam season here) Her: Well I went home at the weekend to be with my family, but the uni has given me two weeks off so that's good. Me: Yeah that's understandable! Well please let me know if you need anything at all, just let me know, I hope you're okay. We said some more things but that's the rough conversation. Later that day I send her a message saying I'm sorry for your loss, I can't imagine how you're feeling etc etc This morning I woke up to a message from her "Hey OP, thank you for the lovely message, but I think there's been a misunderstanding - my dad hasn't died." ... Turns out what she actually said was she had a deadline on Friday morning, and when she said she went home it was because she was stressed about said deadline and she has two weeks off because she doesn't have any exams like everyone else because of her course type, not because the uni had given her bereavement leave as I had assumed. I'm not quite sure how we managed to have a whole conversation with neither of us realising we were talking about two completely different things. So yeah a huge misunderstanding but in hindsight, pretty funny. TL;DR - I thought my friend had told me her dad died. Turns out she said she had a deadline.

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I live in a sharehouse, and each of our rooms have a deadbolt on them. Today I decided to deadbolt my room because I thought my landlords were coming in and my housemates warned that they can sometimes snoop. FU#1 I went into work and it was busy so I put my stuff down and jumped straight into it. I thought I had put my house/car keys in my bag and didn't check it throughout my 9hr shift. FU#2 At the end of my shift (11:15pm), I'm checking my bag to make sure I have the 2 most important items before leaving: keys and phone. Phone, check. Keys? Nowhere to be seen. I ransacked the office and found nothing. Im now panicking, wondering where tf i put them, and realised I put them into my high vis jacket pocket (FU#3). It's now important to note that I work in car rentals, and had been in and out of the office and into a few cars throughout my shift. They could be in any of the dozens of cars that went on rent tonight. And, my keys had slipped from my pocket before and I almost lost them, hence why I usually triple check to put them in my bag. Now you may be asking, what about your spare car key, do you have one? The answer to that is yes I do... in my now deadbolted room that I, in a stroke of genius, decided to lock before my shift. Luckily my colleague was able to drive me home and my housemate let me in, so I'm not sleeping out in the cold tonight. But tomorrow will feature a call to the locksmith and going into work on my day off and spending the day looking at cameras to try figure out what cars I had been into, if they are on rent, and whether the customer is kind enough to look for them and let me pick them up. That is, if that's where they disappeared to Tldr: deadbolted my room and lost my keys at work, now have to pay to get my room unlocked and go on a wild goosechase for my house and car keys

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TLDR at bottom, obligatory on mobile etc. I’ll start this off by saying I got married at the end of December and recently received my marriage certificate in the post. This FU happened about an hour ago. My started off pretty normal, although I had about 4 hours of sleep last night. I got up early to walk the dogs then got ready to go to uni for 9am did the food shop, and went home and prepared to go for a nap. Before I napped I decided now would be the right time to change my information on my credit card for a certain buy now pay later / pay in three company. I had already changed my usual bank details the week before so thought it would be easy. Luckily this company has a live chat feature that you can use to change details, or if you have any queries. It starts off pretty normal, all I’m asked before speaking to an agent is why I’m messaging them. (Which is for my last name to be changed. I get put through to someone called Amritesh. Conversation is as follows. Me (AKA Silly Head : Hello, I have recently gotten married and would like to change the surname and email on my account if possible please *Amritesh : Hi Silly Head, I'm Amritesh, I hope you're doing well. I am happy to help you today. Please allow me a moment to go through your query.* Me : No problem *Amritesh : I understand you have the concern about your surname and about the email please dont worry I will surely look into this.* *In order to proceed with changing your surname and email could you please help me with any one in date documentation from the following- 1.Valid Passport 2.Valid Full UK Driving Licence 3.Valid Provisional UK Driving Licence 4. Marriage certificate 5.Deed poll certificate* At this point I open up my camera roll as I had taken a photograph of the certificate when I received it in the post. Upon opening my camera roll the first 4 or so photos are nude photographs, so I scroll past them to go to where I want to be. As I was scrolling down my stupid fat finger must’ve touched one of the dirty photos and my screen went back to the chat. Surely the app will ask me if I want to send the photo my stupid sausage finger touched? **NOPE.** Without any chance to delete said photo or go back, it is staring right at me on my screen. I immediately press the ‘end chat’ button. Surely this did NOT just happen? It wasn’t even just a normal titty shot, it was a full side body nude. I call my husband straight after. He thinks it is absolutely hilarious, and we start chatting about when he’ll be home etc since he’s at work (self employed). While this is going on I head back over to the chat to screenshot and show him the messages when he gets back and see that I have around 4 new app notifications. At this point I go back to the app and it opens to a message asking if my issue was resolved and a thumbs up and thumbs down button. After this a new message reading : *Welcome back, Thank you for contacting* ******( idk if I can mention company on this sub) My name is Mahboob, I'm happy to help you today!* *I'm sorry your previous chat with my colleague was interrupted. Please allow me a minute to read the chat history to understand your issue better so you do not have to repeat your concern.* Me on phone : ohmygodthechatisstillthere! *Mahboob : Thank you for waiting. Please allow me 2 minutes to check what best I can do in this case.* *Please share the right information for which we have asked.* I repeat all this to said husband and hang up, immediately apologising and explaining I didn’t mean to send what was sent. Straight after I went into my photos hid the aforementioned nudies, went back into the chat and send off the correct photo (woohoo!) *Mahboob : Thank you for sharing the right information.* After this it was just the usual stuff confirming what my new name and email is, and again apologising profusely. Husband thinks it’s hilarious that I mistakenly the photo in the first place, and even more so that they restarted the conversation after I ended the chat. TLDR : sent customer service a nude photo instead of my marriage certificate, ended chat, app thinks I left by accident and another customer service agent contacts me informing me they will go through last chat to see what went wrong. Got original issue fixed. Still feel silly. Edit - [the convo](https://imgur.com/a/7hqvdxq) if anyone is interested.

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I have recently been getting into spicy foods. It feels like lately I've been adding Sriracha or Sambal to pretty much every meal I can. I also have a couple friends who have been like this for a long time, I don't think they really enjoy any meal unless they can add some kind of kick to it. One day, we were all getting lunch together and they were talking about their favorite peppers. They both seemed to agree that Serrano Peppers were delicious and ranked among the best for flavor. Well, now I needed to to try them. The next weekend, I pick up a bag of Serrano Peppers and decide I'm going to cook them on their own to see what the flavor is like. Online, whatever I was looking at suggested I either cut them in half and roast them in the oven or roast them whole on the metal grating of a stove top, over an open flame (or grill them). Unfortunately, none of these were options for me. The oven was broken at the time and it was an electric stove. We also didn't have a grill. So, I decided to go off script. I thought, "I'll just combine some of these steps". I'll cut the peppers in half, then stir-fry them in a pan instead. That should work fine, right? Well, after a couple minutes of cooking, I notice my eyes start to sting. I don't immediately realize why. So I cook a little longer and now there are tears forming in my eyes. The stinging doesn't stop and finally it clicks. I take the pan off the burner and scramble to find a lid for the pan. Now I'm in a coughing fit and there are tears rolling down my cheeks. My eyes are on fire. I get the peppers covered and I hear, from upstairs, someone else is coughing. Then another someone else is coughing. Ah, shit. I head upstairs to find my roommates and explained what was happening to them, as the listened with watery eyes. TL;DR - I tear gassed my roommates with hot peppers.

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This happened 2 days ago and I still feel like shit... Ever since I first started drinking I have always had a bit of an alcohol problem. I have a really high alcohol tolerance, ADHD, and a lot of mental baggage. So when I start drinking... I dont stop. Usually this results in just being really drunk and having a good time. Not this time. 2 days ago I got back to my university accommodation after the Christmas break and went out drinking with my friends. Half a bottle of vodka, some cider and a few shots of god knows what... I dont remember anything. According to my friends there were places we went to, things I did and said that I have no memory of. The last things I remember are knocking on peoples doors, the world going upside down, my bathroom floor, ambulance people... and boom. Waking up in hospital at 4am. I could barely stand up straight as I tried to find a nurse or someone to tell me where the fuck I was. They told me that I had way too much to drink and that I should count myself lucky that I didnt have alcohol poisoning. Apparently after going out to some other places and the party dying down, me and my closest friend at university went back to my flat. Where I passed out, wouldnt wake up and was violently shaking. Luckily that friend (who will be referred to as bob) doesnt drink and they called an ambulance. Bob took me back to my flat, and let me know that my parents are on their way....... My parents live on the coast of north-east Scotland. I live in Glasgow..... I felt, and still feel, so bad for making them worried and driving 4-5hrs just to look after me. Bob and another friend 'mark' babysat my still very drunk but at least conciouse ass for a few hrs while my parents made their way down to Glasgow. Luckily they werent mad, just very glad that I was ok and looked after me for the following day. I still cant really believe that during my first week back at university... I put myself in the hospital.I missed two classes and I have an assignment due tomorrow. Its been 2 days and I STILL feel like death. Wish me luck I guess :/ TL;DR I got REALLY drunk and put myself in the hospital, I dont remember anything for the most part. I also have class work due but I feel like shit... fun stuff.

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I can’t believe I actually did this… for a little bit of background at the start of this year my parents started a low carb diet. Because I live with them currently if I want dinner without having to pay for it every night I need to eat what they cook. It’s not a problem. Low carb means meat and I’m a carnivore at heart. My favorite is chicken. I can’t put into words how much I love chicken. I’m a white meat girl, but I also love wings and chicken salads. Now comes the problem… a few nights ago my mom cooked chicken breasts and spiced broccoli. I’d just gotten home from work so I was exhausted from wrangling about a dozen dogs. (I work at a boarding kennel/rescue) So I get home, have a quick shower and make my plate. Judge us if you want but we eat dinner in the living room in front of the TV. We’re trying to watch things we’ve never seen so my dad put on Mission Impossible. I like to cut up my food before I start eating but that didn’t help me this time. Half way through my share of the chicken I feel a large chunk get lodged in my throat. I try to just swallow it. No dice. My mouth is starting to flood with saliva and I can’t breathe. I can feel the chicken move in my throat. I can’t breathe even slightly now. My throat and stomach start contracting like before you start to throw up. I get up and run to the sink in the kitchen. Obviously I can’t tell my parents what’s going on because I’m choking. My dad figures it out pretty quickly though and starts pounding on my back as I lean my head into the kitchen sink. He tells me to start coughing. I do. I end up throwing up harder than I ever have in my whole life. Finally I can breathe again. I’m sweaty and shaking and I start crying because oh my god how could I be so dumb at almost 21 years of age. No I did not finish eating dinner. TLDR: Adult girl who should know better nearly choked to death on her favorite food. Ends in projectile vomit into a kitchen sink.

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