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TL;DR : It's super embarrassing and will ruin the rest of my schoolyear. I just want to prevent it. I fucked up. For a bit of backround im considered the quiet girl in the back of the class. I was in math class and the teacher suddenly asked me "did you work in the summer?" i was caught off guard so I said yes I worked as a waiter , then my classmates started asking where I worked and I said the first place that came to mind which is a popular place they all go to but I didn't know that. so then they started asking me all type of questions I didn't know like : how much do u make? When? And i just made it all up on the spot because i was too embarrassed . And then the popular boys said "how come we never seen her we are there all the time" and i was just smiling with the most AWKWARD smile ever . So I'm scared if they have any friends there and they ask them if i worked there and the workers are like "no literally who tf is she" and then they confront me and it becomes even more embarrassing. They will make fun of me for the rest of the year. Also keep mind that there is only ONE of this place it's not like a franchise or anything WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. They asked me ALL day and i want them to forget QUICK so they just forget completely. Am I overreacting? WHAT DO I DO??? GENERAL ADVICE OR ANYTHING PLEASE HELP.

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I started seeing this guy about 3 weeks ago. Let me be clear, we have known each other for a long time because he was a friend of my cousin. He asked me out few weeks ago and I said yes. I have known him since I was like 15. I also know his family too because our moms were colleagues. So, anyway, he came to my house 5 days ago to pick me up because we were having a picnic date. I was in the living room watching a kid's show "Phineas and Ferb". I really like this show. I have been watching the re-runs since I was a kid. This cartoon had a huge impact in my life. I still watch it whenever my mood is off so that I can still cling on to the innocent child inside me. I was laughing at a part. And he was standing next to me. He was a little confused judging by his expression. He asked me if my nephew was in the house. I told him no. Then he asked me then who is watching cartoon since all of my family members are adults. I told him I was watching it. And I really like this cartoon. I then proceed to tell him that I still watch this particular cartoon because it was a part of my childhood and I have some good memories linked to it. He told me it is really embarrassing and ridiculous. I asked why. He told me that I am a 24 yr old woman. Why am I watching something kids watch and I need to grow up. It really bothered me. I don't think there is an age limit to watching cartoons. Since that day he would make fun of me. Whenever we go to restaurant he would jokingly order from the kids menu. He would talk to me in baby voice as if I am a kid. Whenever I tell him to stop he would say "Awww, lil 'op' got mad? How cute." and sometimes even use phrases like young lady. It was really frustrating. Today we went to a party, his friends were there too. I was meeting them for the first time. He introduced me and said to his friends that he needs to be locked up because he is technically dating a minor. He then tells them how I still watch cartoons and they all laughed. Some of them find it awkward. He also made fun of my height too (I am 5'4 and he is 6'1). He proceeds to shuffle my hair like people do on kids. I got mad and told him "It's funny how he makes fun of me being a kid, yet he still needs his mommy to do his laundry." His smile just wiped out of his face. I further said "Well at least this kid knows how to keep herself clean and know how to drive unlike him who failed the driving test 2 times." The room went silent. Later when I got home, I got calls from my cousin that I overreacted and embarrassed him in front of his friends. And he was right to make fun of me because who the hell watches cartoon when they are adults. I told her I am not interested in entertaining boys who feels like they can make fun of anyone they want but when someone does the same they act like little babies. I guess that is it. Probably the shortest relationship I have been on. TLDR: A guy I was seeing made fun of me because I watch "Phineas and Ferb" in front of his friends. So I gave him the taste of his own medicine. Now he is pissed. Mini Update: Well my cousin again texted me. She told me he was upset and after the party he went home with his "girl best friend" and spend the night there. She wants me to apologies because apparently "I am letting a good guy slip." Well, let him slip. Slip inside a volcano.

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Soooo this literally happened an hour ago.... My stomach has been fucked up for days. Today I'm finally feeling better and my boyfriend and I took a shower together..... One thing led to another and yeahhhh At one point I felt my stomach ache again so I said we need to stop. But he was close to finishing and I thought I could wait a few more minutes. Boy was I wrong... I shat all over my boyfriend's balls and the bed. What's even worse is I didn't even feel it happen!!! I just like hurriedly wiped him up so he wouldn't know it got on him. We had to take a second shower obviously. And before anyone asks ... No we were not doing anal... That would have been much much worse..... I'm so embarrassed but we're laughing about it. And he's making so many jokes! Like he literally fucked the shit out of me. His new line is "I would pounce on you but I don't wanna get shat on again" I wanna crawl in a hole for a while until he forgets about it lol. This got removed cuz it was too short soooo. I'm not sure what else to add to this to make it long enough to post..... TL/DR I shat on my boyfriend's dick during sex cuz I have a stomach bug and I thought I was better but nopeeeee Edit: we broke up. And me shitting on his dick isn't why 😂 I'm so heart broken though honestly. But whatever 😏

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TIFU by deleting my browser history on my BF’s computer.

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TIFU by ragging on Jack Black

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TIFU leaving for a walk through of our house.

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tifu: by calling the cops on my girlfriend.

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I’m a music teacher that uses my personal MacBook for teaching. You can see where this is going, but I assure, I’m rather tech savvy and know how to thoroughly erase my traces. Or so I thought. I rarely download porn because, who does that? But one particular video caught my eye and soon I had in my downloads. Once I was, er, done, I dragged it into my trash bin, right click, empty, done. Next day I was teaching, I hooked my MacBook up to the screen and it turns out, I actually dragged the vid into the taskbar beside the bin, not into it. It’s also worth noting that my taskbar automatically hides itself, which is why I didn’t catch it earlier. And there we go, a super detailed vid description, because that’s how downloads are for some reason, for all my students to see when I did something with the taskbar. TL;DR: thought I deleted some porn, turns out I made it even easier to see, with a mistake that’s very easy to repeat.

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Me and our ex are selling our house. We got a showing today and it was my time at the house. I swear I opened all the doors and checked the rooms. Cleaned up whatever messes I saw. I get my youngest daughter the dogs and head out. For context we have 3 kids. 11,7,5. The oldest almost always spends weekends and off school days with his grandmother. He's also my step son I raised since 10 months old. Other 2 girls are mine. 7yo was across the street with the neighbor. Me and the ex don't live in the house together we rotate out and the kids stay full time. I got here about an hour and a half before the showing. She left to see a house when I got here. We leave as the people showed up early so we rushed out the door. Me, daughter and 2 dogs. They were only 20 min in the house. I get back. Go to throw something away and see 2 poptart boxes. I thanked my 5yo for throwing away trash from the pantry. She denies it. I try explaining it was a good thing. She says she left them in there. So I'm now like well crap this agent is cleaning messes in the house. Then I hear thumping coming down the steps. Confused I see my boy pop around the corner. I ask when he got here. He says he's been here. I ask why he didn't come out when I had mentioned it to my daughter multiple times we had to leave for a showing. He said he was asleep. I asked why he was still asleep at noon and what time he went to bed. He argued he went to bed at 9 pm. I got his phone and looked at the screen time. Up till 1 am last night. I'm so embarrassed at this moment that I left a kid in the house. I can remember ever opening his door and if I did it was a quick open and close. I feel awful as a parent rn. TL;DR 11yo boy got left behind during client walk though of hosue.

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TIFU by telling my friend she has no life

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So, I (26M) am traveling Netherlands and I am staying at a Hostel in Amsterdam. Today I went explored the city a little more. Went to a bar next to a coffeeshop, drank 3 pints os beer and went to the coffee shop. There I ordered a pure Sativa joint and started to smoke on the street. Well, this 3 pints started to want to get out. I need to pee, and fast. I decided the best thing wat to go directly to my hostel and use the toilet there. Took the metro and 15 minutes later I arrived there. Went straight to the toilet, which is shared among like 30 people. It is those kind of public toilet where you have multiple stalls. I started to pee and suddenly I felt like pooping too. And now stoned like hell I was sitting there and letting my thoughts flow. When this girl, in it's twenties maybe, opened my stall. We both screamed. We both said sorry. And we both were embarrassed. So, that is it. I am now in my bed trying to bury my face the deepest I can in my pillow. If you are the girl and is reading this. I am REALLY sorry. TL;DR Was shitting stoned in my hostel's toilet and a random girl opened my stall.

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After a pretty bad day, me (20M) I decided to play some csgo with my friend (23W), which turned out to give me a great vibe overall and forgot all about this shitty day. After one or two hours we've entered the subject where she was telling me how weird it is for her to see her classmates from highschool having children and a family and I was agreeing with her but I could not express that with words, I've literally said that 'It really feels weird and I totally agree about seeing her friends making a family and a life while she's doing nothing with her life.' This could be interpreted by some as a bad joke, but in this case it could not be since she told me that she really feels like she's doing nothing with her life and she's really anxious and depressed. Firstly I thought she didn't really hear that, because she was talking in team chat, but after i said sorry about 3 or 4 times and she really ignored that I realised that she just wanted to move on (I hope), but now I really feel weird and extremely bad about that and the fact that I did not mean to say that to her since she's really close to me and she's the only reason why I still play on my computer. I want to let her know that I totally did not mean that, but I have no idea how to deal with it. TL;DR: Started a conversation with my friend, and it ended by me saying that she's not doing anything with her life, and now she's ignoring this subject.

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TIFU by telling my depressed friend she has no life

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TIFU by texting on a calculator. Hi everyone, on mobile and English isn't my first language by the way. TLDR at the bottom. So sorry for any spelling and format mistakes. A couple of friends and I were talking about embarrassing moments in our life, and this is one of stories I thought everyone would have a laugh. Backstory: In high school, we would use TI-83/84 calculators for Math and some Science classes. My brother decided to give me his Ti-89 calculator for my studies, since he needed the TI-83/84 calculator for his university classes. I started to get used to the TI-89 calculator, and found out that the calculator was very easy to use and it would give me the answers to some hard equations in mathematics really fast. In high school, anything to do with Stem classes I wasn't really that good in those classes. One day, I found a note pad on the calculator and found out that you can write whatever on it and no one would know. Me being the quiet kid, started to pretend that I'm talking to someone on the calculator (aka texting). The conversation would basically be like this: Me: Hi Sam, how are you doing today? Sam: Hey Op, I'm doing good thanks what about you? Me: I'm good thanks. Can't wait to go home and watch some wrestling with my brother Sam: Me too! Except that I'm going to the arena to watch it. Wish you and your brother can come with me. Me: I wish I could go, but I have school the next day. During class, I wanted to show to a couple of my classmates about what I found. I finished my math class assignment, and was talking to my classmate next to me showing the calculator text messages. My classmate was about to read the text messages on the calculator, when another teacher walked in the room and took the calculator away. I had to tell the teacher that calculator was mine, the teacher gave it back. I believe the teacher went to the principal and told them what was written on it. I was called in the principal office, and the principal was asking for my mom's number so he can talk with her. I gave the principal her number. My mom arrived at the school later that week, and my brother was with her as well. The principal started to tell my mom, that I was talking to guys on my calculator. My brother trying not to laugh, because it sounds weird. My mom is confused, because she knows that I don't even talk at home or to anyone at all. My mom said, "I'll talk to Op." My mom was talking to me about this, right after the meeting and she was asking me questions like, "The principal said that you were talking to boys in your class and I'm confused because I know that you barely even talk at home, how did that happen?" I told my brother what happened, and he couldn't stop laughing at what I did and even saw what I wrote. I even started to laugh at what happened. TLDR: I got in trouble for "texting" on a calculator, the principal thought I was texting people but in reality I was texting myself.

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TIFU by texting on a calculator

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I am 24 Single Gay man. I was horny and was browsing through Grindr. I received a message from a guy who was cute so I started talking to this guy. We both were interested in each other so we decided to meet up at his place. We had a good time. After we are finished we started having small talk. I got to know that he was Bisexual and has a gf who he is dating from the past 1 year. I didn't know about all this. I was shocked and the conversation started being awkward cause i was a bit uncomfortable so I soon left the place. Now i feel guilty about the whole situation and wish i was more careful. I don't like cheaters and this makes me feel bad as i was i was part of his cheating. I just feel miserable about the whole situation as this has happened before too. TL;DR - I hooked up with a Bi Guy who has a gf. Now i feel guilty as I was part of the cheating.

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TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Grindr

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TIFU by telling my best friend I'm a therian

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T I F U: by sending my friend some LSD in the post.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10duue8/t_i_f_u_by_sending_my_friend_some_lsd_in_the_post/

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TIFU by reminding my great-aunt of her nephew who killed himself.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10dvj6t/tifu_by_reminding_my_greataunt_of_her_nephew_who/

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TIFU by hitting my boyfriend

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Well this is technically a tifu still in progress but here is the back story. About 4 or 5 years ago I bought my wife a magic wand, she is a nurse and our shifts mean we're not always around at the same time so I wanted to make sure she is satisfied. At first she complained it was a waste of money and didn't touch it, then after a few weeks I got it out during sexy time and she loved it, she was pleased VERY pleased. So much so that it's been in use almost daily since then. I don't mind I still get my turn but the wand is probably my wife's favourite possession. (Tldr at the end if this is too long) Recently it's started to get loud, rattling, something is loose or broken inside, also the cord is starting to pull out and the inner wierd are looking slightly dangerous. So I thought I'm a handy man, whirl my wife is off on her night shift I will take it apart and give it a bit of a fix up, how hard could it be. Well here's were the tifu starts. The wand has a rubber cover over the round bit (that your meant to take off and wash after use) I tried to remove it, it wouldn't budge, I could see three screws just under the edge of it but couldn't get to them. I'm trying to work out how to get the rubber off it's a bit crusty around the edges but no matter how much i pull, twist or try to loosen it with a knife it won't budge. I try to think of a way to loosen it so I boil the kettle, and hold the rubber bit into the warm water this loosens the side, but I notice a smell then it dwans on me, my wife's vibrating lover is stuck together with my wife's bodily fluids. I think I've come this far I might as well finish so I pull and it loosens a bit but still won't come off soninpull harder and the rubber rips where it's still firmly stuck onbtge plastic at the end. Ahh crap. At this point I might as well continue so I remove the screws. And pull the end and to open it then I hear a snapping sound. The whole end comes off and won't just clip back. So I think no problem I can just open the rest of it up and put it back together, well if only the gods were so kind. Two screws are stripped and won't turn I can't get the rest of it to open up and I'm wondering what my wife will think when she looks for her vibrating buddy tomorrow. Thankfully I will have left for work before she gets home tomorrow so I have all day to think of a reasonable sounding story to explain how its vanished from the bedroom. Tldr, tried to fix magic wand, it was grose held together by dried body fluids, now totally broke it and scared to tell my wife. Update: I told my wife what happened. She is fine and wants to choose the replacement with me.

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Tifu trying to fix my wife's magic wand.

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TIFU by hitting my boyfriend

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i think i have a virus

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By forgetting to cancel a free trial

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I’m a huge, stupid idiot. The dumbest of dumb. I signed up for a free trial of soundtrap, a music creation software, to help arrange merry go round of life from howls moving castle for my high school orchestra. Fast forward to today, I checked my PayPal after a very long time to find that the 16$ being pulled out of my account every month wasn’t my Spotify membership. In fact, I was being charged one 10$ payment and one 16$ payment every month from Spotify. Turns out, sound trap is owned by Spotify so that’s what the payments show up as. I thought for sure I canceled the free trial. I was subscribed for 8 months. I lost 128$ for absolutely no reason. I never even used the software a week after signing up for it. I’m unemployed, so that was like half of my money. I can only be refunded for 16$ of it. On top of that, when I turned 18, Nintendo started saving my credit card information and automatic renewal was turned on my Nintendo online membership. I only wanted it for one month, but I’ve been paying 5 bucks a month since September for no reason. It’s not like I even learned a lesson, because something like this has happened to me before. I feel so awful about it. Hope I can emotionally recover. I guess if anyone wants to hear the howls moving castle arrangement, which my school never even ended up using so it was all for nothing, here it is. https://musescore.com/user/26909142/scores/8978129 TL;DR: I’m a stupid idiot and lost 128$ to a service I didn’t even use because I forgot to cancel my free trial

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TIFU by forgetting to cancel a free trial

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TIFU by getting expelled from school

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TIFU by waiting too long to tell him I love him

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Me, 26f, and my ex-boyfriend, 25m, broke up three years ago. There was always a sense that we might get back together, maybe get married one day, and that we were just too young when we dated to be in that kind of long term relationship. I’ve dated other people, even fell in love again, and spent a good amount of time being single. Over the holidays, I realized how much I truly love my ex and that I want to be with him. That he’s the person I want to share Christmases and New Years and all of life with. About a year ago, he told me I was the love of his life and that he wanted to be with me, but I wasn’t ready at the time. I didn’t want to commit to him if I wasn’t sure I really could. Yesterday, he came over to my apartment and I planned on telling him how I feel. But before I could get it out, he told me he’s dating his roommate :’) tldr: I was going to tell my ex I realized I’m in love with him but he’s dating someone else. edit: Okay I’m not going to defend myself and explain years long relationship dynamics and thought processes to strangers on the internet. I honestly just was trying to vent and didn’t expect such backlash and, frankly, misogyny. Thank you for the comments that are understanding and supportive.

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TIFU by waiting too long to tell him that I love him

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passing gas during a bj

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No_Suspect_599

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Obligatory: this happened about 3 years ago with my now ex (we’re still cool) and still haunts me to this day. Also, sorry if the formatting is off, I’m typing this on mobile. A few years ago I (F18) met my first love (M17) the summer before I went to college. It was supposed to be a summer fling, but him and I got along quite well and decided to start dating. He would visit me on the weekends once I started college and we would spend some quality time together by have intimate conversations and getting to know each other better. About two months into the relationship, we decided that we wanted to try and “spice up” our sex lives. This is where anal comes in. It wasn’t something I had ever tried before and neither had he, so we thought why not? We planned a date for it and bought lubricant to make sure it went perfect. It did not. Obviously I don’t want to get too much into detail or make things graphic. But let’s just say we had a big meal before the main event. So we get back to my dorm, talk a little, and start making love. Everything is going fine and it’s time to let hime in the back door. We do some prepping (not enough in my opinion) and begin. After a few minutes, there’s a bit of a foul stench entering my nostrils. And then he stops. I turn around and my eyes widen in horror as he stares and me and says, “you just shit on my dick”. We never tried it again after that and I think I’m too traumatized to ever try it again. TL;DR: My boyfriend and I tried anal to have a spicier sex life and I shit on his member.

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Forgive me for posting with mobile formatting. So as the title says, I was cutting some peppers for a dish my fiancé and I were cooking. I sliced off a little chunk of the tip of my thumb(very sharp knife) and immediately performed first aid. I didn’t notice at the time that I had actually removed a piece of my skin, and bandaged it. I then resumed cooking, added the peppers to the food and ate it. Later on, after dinner, I removed my first bandage and noticed I had lost a piece of my skin, not huge but noticeable. I probably have either eaten already, or will eat it when I eat leftovers. I definitely cooked it thoroughly. Am I in danger? Now I have to decide if I keep the leftovers(about 12 more servings of this food, I was meal prepping for the week), or if I should just eat it because I spent so much money on the ingredients. TL:DR I sliced the tip of my thumb off while cooking and didn’t notice, now I’ve either already ate it, or will eat it when I eat the leftovers.

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I live in a house with three girls (F20s) who are legit the best people. We often get both bananas and plantains since we all share groceries. However, being the dumbass i am, I have been thinking that plantains are just slightly unripe and regular bananas. I mentioned to one of my roommates that we tend to go through bananas very quickly since I thought we both ate them raw and cooked. However, my roommate said that the cooking bananas were plantains. I agreed with her statement and then asked if they were the same thing. However, after 25 years, I finally learned that there was INFACT a difference and I have been eating the plantains raw when there are slightly green and more yellow for months. I still can't believe that I haven't realized the difference sooner. I'm just glad that my roommates and I have. a funny story about this. TL;DR I didn't know that there was a difference between regular bananas and plantains. Thinking they were the same, I HAVE BEEN EATING PLANTAINS for MONTHS thinking that they were just fat larger bananas.

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...from my computer. Not all, but some of THE most important moments of my life, family trips, my personal journey, random pics with old friends, even my ol'University backup folder....All gone. I was about to use the external drive where I store all the important things, to take our something. An error popped up about a system corruption....after 20 minutes of denial I ended up making the format of the drive as instructed, thinking I had a backup inside another drive. Ended up that the backup suffered error while on creation, was corrupted all along, and I effectively deleted everything. All I have now is a corrupted rar file, that only extracts 30% of the content. Its currently 5am and I don't sleep tonight. I've been shaking with adrenaline, after finishing the stages of denial. TL;DR I formatted the hard drive with my most important memories, only to realise too late, that the backup was corrupted, and recovered only 30% of the content. the past 4 years, down the drain.

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I have just solved a major mystery that had been consuming my mind for the last 2-3 months and I really feel like sharing it so everyone can laugh about it as much as I did. I should probably preface the rest of my account by stating that I'm an electronics tech by degree and trade (5y experience on repairing computers~~, aka the tech support guy yay!~~), currently at uni for Data Science & AI. ~~Please don't use this against me.~~ The problem was that my PC would freeze exactly on the dot of every hour, sometimes every half an hour exactly, maybe even every 10 minutes. I had been doing some investigations on the side, every few nights, when I had the time. I went through my standard procedure. Checked Windows logs, processes usage on *taskmgr*, googled my problem ~~(this happened before all else tbf)~~, etc. **NOTHING caught my eye as abnormal.** It was weird, it would lag just the Windows Explorer process, rendering all inputs frozen until it properly restarted and replayed my keypresses back in order to become in sync. It was very annoying and stressful, since I also depend on my PC for work (and gaming). You can probably imagine how you would feel if your PC started acting up in the middle of a match in X or Y game, every half an hour on the dot, but I digress. It recently also caused my PC to bluescreen twice, which is why I got so fed up with it. Naturally, I decided that tonight, I wanted to completely format my PC, to get rid of it (the problem) in the easiest way possible. I started backing up my files, took screenshots of how my desktop looks, quick access folders, etc ~~- very particular about how I organize my stuff, totally not an OCD thing -~~ **then it occurred to me...** I should make a one last ditch effort to catch it happening live, record it for posterity, so people don't end up calling me crazy. I decide to do just that. I'm right there, with three explorer folders open in three different windows, opened the Windows Clock settings and have Medal ready to make a clip of it. I'm holding left click and keep dragging an explorer window around on screen... **the clock ticks forward... and forward...** the hour comes, it's exactly *02:00:00*, it **HAPPENS AGAIN!** ~~- def not crazy after all~~ but, I notice something. I had everything going on my main monitor, I had my side monitor with nothing open, I spot that my desktop wallpapers also changed exactly in sync with the lag! **SO I IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHAT WAS CAUSING THE LAG** I'm a Warhammer 40K nerd, and obviously I had set up a folder with some high res wallpapers - 2K, 4K, one probably around 8K res and had windows automagically change wallpapers every hour. I think at some point, weeks ago, I changed it to half an hour, in order for it to be more dynamic and noticeable, but I didn't connect the dots back then. The main issue seemed to be the combo of those high res wallpapers and the damn setting where Windows tries to match the colour of your Windows Task Bar to the main colour of the current wallpaper dynamically, it seems that the calculations + applying the style to all windows opened would trigger major lag. The worst of it all are the collective man hours I've spent, waiting for it go back to normal, after 5-10 seconds of lag... for 2-3 months, every hour or half an hour, you can probably do the math on how this simple fuck up made me lose so much time and sanity. ~~I did the math, anywhere from 1 hours 20 minutes to 8 hours, but its probably wrong, it's late...~~ **I love computers.** **TL;DR -** My PC used to lag for 10 seconds every half/hour on the dot, every day for 2-3 months. It was all because past me decided to use a folder with high res wallpapers and (quoting myself here) ***"the damn setting where Windows tries to match the colour of your Windows Task Bar to the main colour of the current wallpaper dynamically"*** which caused me to lose many work hours and fun evenings

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I live in a large house with 15-18 roommates. A Large house. Anyways, I make my peace with the house’s rowdy contingent by cooking enormous meals. Generally, I grill great hunks of pork, beef, or lamb. This evening, I prepared roughly 20 quarts of thick beef and vegetable soup. I labored for hours simmering the soup in its hefty cauldron, maintaining the campfire all the while. After perfecting my exquisite soup, I transferred the savory concoction into a cumbersome and weighty clay pot fit for 8 gallons. At that point, my roommates & brothers and arms mocked me about the lateness of my dinner. I hoisted the pot by it’s awkward handles above my head and exclaimed: “Hark! Soup for dinner” The crew lost it. They raised their fists and cheered for yummy soup. At the same moment, a large shift occurred in the soup and I lost my balance. I careened over several roots and smashed the pot atop my semi-expensive laptop which I use for meal prep. My former roommates, freshly converted enemies all, immediately turned on me. I tried to explain that it’s my laptop & I should not be harshed, yet the harshing began. They have been calling my soup boy since the incident. TLDR: I spilled five gallons of soup on my computer to the behest of my 16 male roomates.

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Around 10 years ago, My uncle decided to date his soon to be wife after being with each other for little over 10 years. His wife (my aunt) brought along her daughter (my step cousin) with her into our family. Every family gathering I always would see her and I was very attracted to her, we both confessed that we had feelings for each other and we spent every moment together even shared multiple kisses at many different gatherings in secret. Fast forward 10 years later us after being separated through my aunts custody complications with her ex boyfriend (my step cousin’s father), We reconnected and spent a lot of time together, we reminded each other about the moments we had when we’re kids. We both realized that we still had feelings for one another, we bonded and got more closer ever since and ended up dating one another. We are still together till this day and we are deeply in love, we are just nervous about revealing our love to our families. We really saw no issues dating and since we are not blood related this doesn’t really make it weird just unusual to others, but true love comes in many forms and not a lot of people get to experience it. Does anybody see this as an issue and what would possibly be the best way of handling this situation? Edit: Please considering upvoting to spread the attention we can really use some guidance thank you all so much! 🙏🏻 TL;DR: Me and my step cousin are in love with one another we and are not sure how to reveal our love to our families.

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So, on Christmas Eve morning we were both up early, she was about to go do some last minute shopping. We had a mutual couple that we were friends with. They broke up, and I reply back with, “well maybe if they would have been honest with their partner, maybe that wouldn’t have been a thing”. I guess she thought this was me tipping my cap that I know something that I didn’t. She looks at me with a lot of deep sadness and sincerity and says “yeah, I guess you’re right… I’m sorry”. At this point I’m like, yeah right ok whatever. She then responds, “no, I’m tired of lying, I’ve been seeing this person online for the last year and a half”. At this moment I am in utter disbelief. She proceeds to tell me everything. I’ll spare the details for anonymity’s sake. But I am laying on my sisters couch currently at 1am. I have an apartment I will be moving into within the next 2 weeks. It’s been rough. We’ve talked since then, as we have a child together. I see my little girl everyday. There’s no chance of reconciliation because this isn’t the first second or third time it’s happened on her end. But it will be the last. TL;DR TIFU by implying her honesty and making a joke when she thought I found her out. UPDATE: I didn’t think I’d get this much love. Thanks redditors! Yes I’m sure the child is mine, there was a paternity test. Keep in mind, her best friend had died around the time this last affair started. She also refused to go to therapy because “it doesn’t work for her”. So no medication for depression or anything. But she’s curated a perfect online persona that allows her to mask her flaws so everyone only sees what she wants them to see. This isn’t to disrespect her but it is who she is, and she has states as such. I get along with her at this point so I can see my daughter and she hasn’t broken or sold any of my possessions so I’m happy there too. I know this could be worse but I just thought she was my soulmate. UPDATE 2: she claims it’s only an online thing and is for her mental stimulation. someone mentioned the polyamory thing, she tried to also get me onboard with this. Citing I could do the same, maybe I’m old fashioned but I find the old couple together forever cute. I wanted that for us. Not a group. UPDATE 3: so last night I come by after work to spend a little time with my daughter, help her with homework, etc, right? Her mom asks me what my game plan was for the night, I tell her I’ve really got to go and find some documents for work that I seem to have misplaced, but I can come back if she would like to talk about the separation and make heads or tails of the entire thing, like what I’m taking when I move, etc. (so she is aware I’m coming back over.) it’s about an hour and a half later and I go back by, and I knock and then proceed to walk into the house and she is video chatting this guy, having phone sex. 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t do anything but laugh and turn around and say ‘whoops, hope it works out for ya’. I then proceed to leave. Thanks everyone for the advice, the karma and everything else. This situation has been an eye opening one and a learning experience. I am taking this one day at a time. Thanks again.

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This just happened about an hour ago, currently sitting alone on the floor Trisha Paytas-style reevaluating my life. TLDR at the end. So, my GF has this beautiful, handmade stuffy she loves to death. She sleeps with it practically every night, it’s as precious as a real-life puppy to her. Lately, we’ve had a real rocky time. Today was wonderful in all aspects and it seemed like we were making progress. Lovey-dovey and happy as can be all day. When I get home from work, it doesn’t take long for us to start doing the deed. We move from the couch to the bed. She sets her beautiful, treasured stuffy on the floor next to the bed, like always. I stand up to grab a bottle of lube from her nightstand and begin squeezing it. Remember how the stuffy is on the floor next to the bed? Yeah, I fucking got lube ALL OVER IT. She immediately freaks out, I’m running to grab anything to clean it, she’s got her head in her hands sobbing her eyes out. Needless to say no deeds were done tonight, and she has secluded herself in the bedroom while I sit and type this. I feel fucking horrible. Please pray to any god you believe in that this shit comes out of the poor stuffy. Tldr accidentally poured lube all over my GF’s beloved handmade stuffy. Just kill me now.

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Don't mind the username, I(M17) am a huge nerd and I've been appointed as the class monitor since I do all the boring stuff in school(such as marking the attendance, and collecting notebooks and punishing troublemakers at school, making sure everyone is seated at the bus) So I get in the bus, I have my own reserved seat since I have to stand till all the bus stops are passed and everyone is seated at their assigned seats and there is a young girl(F12 or 13) Maya who uses walking canes as she is disabled,I always make sure to help her in the best way I can(such as stopping the bus until she's seated, and helping her put her canes at a comfortable place to make sure it won't bump into others). And here comes Karen(F30 and obvious fake name) who is a junior teacher and teaches classes 3-7 and she's perfectly healthy, and she tells Maya to stand up and go sit in the back. I saw this and immediately rushed in and told her that Maya has difficulty with walking and if you could sit somewhere else(keep in mind Maya is very shy since she's a new student and is gullible) and Karen was not having it She said on how Maya is sitting in her spot(which was next to another teacher) and she has to move, I was a bit pissed off but I was still extremely respectful to her and in the end she had to sit somewhere else, which she was not happy about So we arrived at school and it's the 2nd period and I get called into the principals office, with Karen being there and I knew what I was into So I got berated by both of them and tried my best to tell them whole situation but they were not buying it They kept telling me on how I should be respectful of my elders and should not talk back to them, this caused me to SNAP and I tell the principal that if the teacher wouldn't be a terrible human then I'd show her respect This got them mad and they called my parents and suspended me for the day I didn't ask Maya to come since she's a new student and I don't want her school year to be ruined by Karen. TL;DR Argued with a teacher and got suspended for the day Edit: Holy shit I deleted Reddit after making this post since it had 0 upvotes at the time xD

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Project Manager at a call center for context. &#x200B; So it was a normal Monday. I work remote and the gist is I have a book of business clients, typically small-to-medium business owners I have consultations with. &#x200B; I am at work. Every day. I in fact volunteered for Monday(MLK Day) so I wouldn't have to cover holidays the rest of the year. To quote Clerks "I wasn't even supposed to be here today." Had a whole game plan. Plans to go to Germany with family, pay debt off after tax season, get my teeth fixed with new insurance(through work mind you). Then certifications(which get expensive) car, dog, and off we go into life liberty and all that crap. And Every day, I exceeded metrics within my company. For 4 years I did this, kissing asses fatter than the day is long. It put this almost what I could only compare to a metaphorical poison on my soul. This bitter thing that wasn't me, but enflamed by this customer service bullshit persona I presented for years to pay the rent and buy groceries. &#x200B; welp. &#x200B; That all came down like a house of cards when whilst thinking I was on mute, the utterance found its way out of my lips: &#x200B; &#x200B; "Fuckin' Cocksucker" &#x200B; &#x200B; This happened less than 24 hours ago so I'm still kind of in a weird space. Naturally this sub seemed like the place to go get it out somewhere visible. I know what I did was wrong, I've listened to the call twice now and I definitely said it. &#x200B; For some further context on the call, the guy was an ass. Full disclosure I don't feel bad about calling him that, he was being a fuckin' cocksucker. Having said that, it was unprofessional. I know this and fully should not have done that at all. &#x200B; Basically I was reviewing a product that was built for them by our design team. The customer has the ability to make changes with a modifications team after this. I facilitate how to use the product , how to make changes, and get feedback. So on our call, he shits all over the product just over and over again about how it wasn't what he requested in notes(which mind you, he didn't give us shit for notes to work with). I'm reassuring him the entire call, best customer service foot forward, he's complaining he's having a hard time understanding me because of call quality. Basically when it rains it pours situation. &#x200B; 15 minutes I'm on this call and we finally make it to the end. That's it, we're done. Cool. I go to mute my mic on the headset only later to discover my headset mic wasn't active, my laptop mic was. &#x200B; The reason I found this out is because the customer emailed me minutes after the call asking verbatim: &#x200B; "Did you call me a COCKSUCKER????" &#x200B; And since stupid is as stupid does, I fucking lied. &#x200B; "No I did not." &#x200B; And that was it really. I told my manager immediately. We actually have a good relationship and I knew there was no way I wasn't getting fired. I left no details out, sent the call log to her. I felt bad, She knows I work hard and she always had my back, but it was just one of those things there was no way around. She's actually really bummed about it. She was gracious enough to let me turn in a two week notice. &#x200B; She sent me home, told me to still clock in tomorrow because upper leadership wasn't in today due to the holiday. I sent my two week resignation in a few hours ago. &#x200B; I don't feel bad about what I said, I feel bad about the people I affect ultimately though. I let the pressure fucking break me and I felt weak and stupid. It affected my boss, my roommates, my livelihood. Two words brought it down all because I didn't check my shit. &#x200B; I just wanted to get this out there in the ether. I'm feeling better than I did earlier but I definitely bawled my eyes out initially because I felt so goddamn stupid, thankfully my dad was there to talk me through it. I'm handling it pretty well I think considering- just feels a little surreal and I'll have to adjust. I'm not religious but I think the phrase "blessing in disguise" applies. &#x200B; Eventually I got to the point of "Am I going to let this job be responsible for my happiness?" &#x200B; Which I was able to get to a surprisingly quick confirmation: &#x200B; "No." &#x200B; If there's some of you out there who have or feel like you might blow your lid, it happens. It's just a job, my friends and family have been supportive at the get and that really helps. Also on the ups, there's some mild liberation I feel, I didn't get to leave on my own terms, but I'm finally leaving and I feel good about it(aside from the financial anxiety). I'm excited for more daylight hours to take a more focused dive into my passions and a different industry I want to have a career in. Small bump on life's road, and what really gets you through is good passengers in the car. &#x200B; &#x200B; Thanks for letting me vent it out, and hopefully it can provide some kind of catharsis to some of you. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, it's just going to involve some ramen packets for a while :) &#x200B; tl;dr Called a customer a 'fuckin' cocksucker' over the phone thinking I was on mute. I was not. Boss was cool and is letting me quit

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Throwaway account. Work fuck up. A week ago I started working at my dad's print shop. It's a small business that specializes in converting digital photos to printed photos. It also sells photography equipment. My job was to keep the equipment clean and avoid interacting with customers, unless I have to point them to any of the more experienced staff members. Yesterday I noticed a returning customer. I remembered seeing her last week because she was very attractive. She was waiting for someone to assist her, but there was no available staff member at the time. The store was busy. I decided to approach the customer and ask if there was anything I could assist her with. I don't know what I was thinking. I had no game plan. I knew nothing. The customer said she came to collect an item she ordered. I apologized for the delay with the service and said someone would assist her shortly. She asked why can't I assist her and I explained that I was an intern that had no business assisting anyone. She laughed and asked what made me decide to work at a print shop. I didn't want to say that my dad owned the place and he kind of pressured me into it, so I said I had a passion for photography, which was actually true. The customer said she used to have the same passion, but then she struggled to turn it into a full time career and eventually gave up. I asked what she was doing now and she said she was studying law. I said that must be years of studying. She said yes. Without thinking, I asked how old she was. I could instantly tell that question made her uncomfortable, which also made me realize how inappropriate it was. Before I could apologize, she said she was 36. She seemed to be getting emotional and said that her family basically bullied her into studying law because they never believed she would succeed as a photographer. I had no idea how to respond, so I dropped the "everything will be okay" line. She raised her voice at that point and said "easy to say for a 15 year old intern" before telling me that she would be almost 40 years old when she's done studying. For the record, I'm older than 15. But I was too scared to mention that to an agitated customer. At that moment my dad intervened and greeted the customer by name. It was too late. The damage was done. The customer put on her sunglasses and said she had to leave. When she was gone, I explained the situation to my dad. I now work in the store room, away from everyone. This morning my dad showed me that an "anonymous customer" wrote negative reviews on literally all the company's social media accounts. Whoever this person was, made it very clear that they were deeply disappointed by the lack of professionalism and customer care displayed by the younger employees. Needless to say, my dad is not happy with me. TL:DR First week working at my dad's business. I was instructed to avoid interacting with customers, which I obeyed, until I saw an attractive customer. I got too personal with the customer by asking how old she was. She did not respond well to that at all and eventually stormed out of the store. My dad banished me to the store room.

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TIFU. About 3 years ago I got my son (16 then, 19 now) all the components needed to build a computer, he'd gotten super into it and wanted to build one. My husband had gotten a big bonus and we wanted to splurge on our kids. He has high functioning autism and he struggled with mental health, when he was about 16 I could tell he wasn't doing okay, and I would straight ask him and would always shy away, no matter how much I tried and what I did. I didn't think this computer would just fix his sadness, but I was hoping it would make him happy- and it did, alot more than I (previously) thought. His old computer could barely run his favorite games, so around Christmas I asked his brother to ask him some questions about what he wanted for a computer and we got it outta him non chanlantely. I later ordered the parts and Christmas rolled around. When he opened them he was less happy than I expected, it surprised me. I thought he would cry but he didn't, he was visibly happy but not as much as I expected, he later built his computer and played on it all the time (he still uses it all the time). That brings us to today, he was on break from college and brought his girlfriend over, we were talking and he brought up that computer. He was talking about how it changed him and made is exponentially happier than he had ever been, I was surprised by this statement. I brought up how he didn't seem as happy as he described and he said something that made me almost cry. "That computer was about the only reason I didn't kill myself" I knew he always struggled with mental health but that really caught me off guard, and it also got his girlfriend too, she seemed like she'd never heard anything like this from him before. He said that and everyone at the house tensed up, it got really awkward and he realized what he did. We just ate then watched TV until it was time for him to go back to his place, we said we love each other and he went on his way. He did seem a bit frustrated at me, and his girlfriend simply mad. That's the last I've heard of him since and I'm not sure how to approach it. TL;DR, I thought my son was only mildly happy with his computer I got him but it actually made his mental health improve, now they're mad at me for my assumption.

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Whelp, this just happened, and I feel like an utter shitbag, and yes, I am clearly an idiot. Some context. I'm seeing a woman an ocean apart from me. We're both in our mid-40s, and this thing between us just sort of happened. We live in different countries and only have the chance to actually see each other very infrequently. Because of this when we're together we fuck like rabbits and it's absolutely wonderful. She is the most amazing sexual partner I've ever had, and even the sex aside I care deeply for her. Now to the fuckup. We woke up in bed this morning after a night of drinking and more amazing sex. And of course, we started going at it as soon as we both woke up in our tired stupor. As we started, I felt a little pop, and the condom breaking crossed my mind, but I wasn't sure, and instead of checking, I kept going and finished. Only to find out that yes, it did indeed break. She is obviously very pissed off about this. I can't blame her, this is my fuck up after all. She'll take a morning after pill in case so I'm not worried about her getting pregnant, but I am worried about it making her feel like shit because she is leaving for a trip tomorrow. I'm also not worried about STDs either as we aren't sleeping around. What I am worried about is irreparably damaging our blossoming relationship. She is a very understanding person, she's knows shit happens and you deal with it and move on. But still I'm worried I broke her trust in me and set us back. Let my fuck up serve as a warning that whenever there is a doubt just stop and check, no matter how good it feels. The aftermath will be 1000% worse than breaking the mood. tldr; I thought the condom might have broke and instead of stopping I finished anyway, and now I hurt someone I care deeply for.

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UPDATE: TIFU- I made fun of a guy who doesn't know how to do laundry.

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Hey gang, thank you so much for all the comments and awards. I am trying to keep up with all the heartwarming comments and people who are way older than me still enjoying cartoons like I do. I cannot reply to all the comments so thanks to all of you. I wasn't going to make an update but a lot of things happened in the last 24 hours. D!ckhead called me this morning and asked if we could talk. He told me that he was sorry for making fun of me but what I did was wrong because I humiliated him in front of his own friends. He said if I want to continue this relationship, I need to apologies. I was like fuck no. You are the one who started it. I just gave you the taste of his own medicine. And you have the audacity to think I will give you a chance after you spend the night at some girl's house. I am not an idiot to think that you guys didn't hook up. Well he didn't confirm or deny it. But he still insisted that I was wrong and even went on to comparing me to his girl bestfriend. That she is way more mature than I am because she watches adult shows and not cocomelon. I told him to never speak to me and we are done. He can watch his adult shows with her but I don't care. Of course my cousin was pissed but I handled her. She should know how much I had to deal with bullying growing up and I was straight with her that I will not tolerate any form of disrespect. I should have dumped him the day he insulted me at a restaurant by ordering from the kids menu. And she shouldn't be asking me to keep him around when she literally broke up with her last boyfriend because he did a prank on her. She wasn't too happy but she understood and told me she wouldn't bother me about d!ckhead. But there is a silver lining to all of this. I got a message from one of his mates on my instagram. He apologised for what d!ckhead did and him making fun of me because I watch cartoon was very tasteless. I remember him clearly he was the only one in the room who was pretty much disgusted by his jokes. Also he told he too likes Phineas and ferb. And ironically his middle name is Phineas. We talked a lot basically about our favorite shows and anime. Needless to say I will see him next week in animecon in my town. I am thinking I will either go as Mikasa or Yor Forger. But I am really excited to have a date for animecon for the first time. And lastly CURSE YOU DARRY THE DICKHEAD. (His name is not darry). Also I want to clear somethings out. 1. Guys, I am not a doormat. I found some comments calling me a doormat. If I was one I would have taken him back. 2. Also those who sent me memes of Phineas and ferb and those who sent me pictures of water and lemon slices, you guys are hilarious. I love your humor. And those creeps who asked me to send my pictures and asked me if I am milk chocolate or light brown chocolate, go to hell!! What the fuck is wrong with you? 3. Also those who are telling me to post it on relationship sub or aita. I don't think I am the AH. Or want to fix this relationship. But the reason I think I fucked up is because, I actually went too far with my insults. TLDR: Broke up with him officially and already got a date for animecon. &#x200B; Edit: To those who are concerned that phineas would be like dickhead, I hardly think so because they are not that close friends. They go to same grad school. Phineas was there because his friends dragged him to the party. He and dickhead only interacted few times. Edit 2: It has only been 2 hours since I have posted this. People are already starting to call me a wh0re, a town bicycle and a shitty person because I didn't even wait an entire day before saying yes to a date. To all those people, F-U-C-K-Y-O-U. Don't act like you guys are pious. I don't understand what is the problem here? I made it clear to Phineas that I am not willing to date or have a rebound. Yet he insisted that we go to anime con together because we were gonna go alone anyways. We only bonded over our mutual liking of cartoons and anime. I am sure you jerks would have been at least fascinated by someone who shares the same interest as you. And when I say date, it doesn't mean it is a romantic date. I go on dates with my close friends too and guess what none of us have any intention of fucking the other. Stop suggesting me to go on therapy too. I am only breaking up with a jerk, not going through a divorce. I am done trying to justify myself to you pathetic gargoyles

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TIFU- I made fun of a guy who doesn't know how to do laundry-UPDATE

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TIFU by accidentally deleting the company's entire database

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TIFU by accidentally deleting the company's entire database

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Compassion is not a relationship between the healer and the wounded. It's a relationship between equals. Only when we know our own darkness well can we be present with the darkness of others. Compassion becomes real when we recognize our shared humanity.

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Compassion is not a relationship between the healer and the wounded. It's a relationship between equals. Only when we know our own darkness well can we be present with the darkness of others. Compassion becomes real when we recognize our shared humanity.

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TIFU by accidently making fun of my co-worker's husband with dementia

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TIFU, well today i foundout ive been fucking up for a whole year

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This happened almost two years ago, at my friend's 18 b day. I'm disappointed to say we were all sober for this one, or at least nowhere near hammered enough for it to be an excuse. for this story to make sense, you must understand that my friend's house has stairs that are not connected one to another. The steps are slabs of glass parallel to each other, and you can comfortably crawl between them to the other side. My friend said she used to do this as a kid. Now, one of the girls had a ring she dropped. The ring rolled beyond the stairs and no one but my friend could see it. Everyone but my friend and me went upstairs to do god knows what, i remained because of reasons and my friend decided to be the knight in shining armor and save the ring from the honestly agoraphobic cage it was laying in, considering that no one could see it. So, my friend crawled through up till the waist and grabbed it in a few seconds. Problem solved, right? no. Because you see, here's where the reason for my fuckup happens. My friend is.... well endowed, if i'm to be polite. And, for the special occasioin, she was also wearing a push up bra. And this two factors, combined with the relatively small space between the steps, made it so she was STUCK. She tried to pull back, but as people who wear bras would know, the cup flattens easily from the top, but not from the bottom, especially with a metal wire on it. So she was pushing and pulling herself, either forward or back, but the bra - which i now assume it was made of titanium from how unforgiving it was - wouldn't let her through. Now, what was i doing? what was this no doubt loyal fella when her own friend was stuck in such a compromising position, with hell on earth going on upsairs when a bunch of not quite sober teens had a house to their own? Well, dear readers, this is my fuckup, because I Was LAUGHING. it wasn't a mean laugh, if there's any consolation. I am fully and ultimately honest when i say i couldn't get off the floor. Like my friend was stuck between the stairs, that way i was stuck to the floor, quickly developing asthma because my body wouldn't let me STOP LAUGHING. I am not joking when i say i was stuck to the floor for a few good minutes, just trying to breathe, with my friend yelling at me to get off my ass and help her. (it must be noted that, before my unplaned fit of laughter, while i still had some modicum of agency over my body, i tried to help her and pull her out. As you can probably guess, i failed.) Anyway, once i finally got my bearings a little, i managed to crawl towards her, squeeze my hand between her back and the stais and unclasp the iron maiden that was her pretty push up bra. TLDR: my friend was stuck between stairs and i was laughing too hard to help her If you're imagining this is the type of story we'd swear ourselves to secrecy around, you'd be wrong. Most of our common friends have heard it already, as she's very fondly recounting how much or a maniac i was the whole time

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Last night, I [31F] was having a dream where my fiance [31F] and I went to a music festival. Most of it was just normal dream stuff but at one point this woman squared up with my fiance. Now, my lady is a scraper but I'm not going to leave her by herself so I step in like "oh no you don't, you ain't fighting her, you're fighting me/us" and this girl cocked back like she was about to go! So I punched her right in the sternum and was getting ready to secure our exit when I hear a voice IRL. My fiance's voice. "WHAT THE HECK BABE?!" Apparently when I threw a punch in my dream I also threw a punch IRL. A weak asleep punch but I caught her right in the face! She's fine; after giving me quite a look she rolled over and went right back to sleep, and this morning we've had a good laugh about it. TL;DR: Punched the love of my life trying to punch someone in my dream

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TIFU by vomiting all over my highschool bus

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TIFU by trying to impress my clasmates.

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I recently got into lockpicking, made a makeshift kit and everything. Last week i openned my first lock, I was a dumbass for not stopping there. During the school, I stupidly decided to try unlocking an old door to german language class (that was the next class we had). The door i was trying to lockpick through was in a wide hallway so I asked (and basically said "check this shit out") to my classmates to check the corners. Mid rotation of the lock, a door was opening at the end of the hallway so i paniced and took everything out of the lock to hide the tools away. After a minute we heard a loud click comming from the door, after that i couldnt move the lock back. When the teacher came we were hoping her to open the door, but it was completly jammed, so they called in a handiman he tried to use a drill to go through it, but it didnt work. The worst part is that the teachers stuff was still there, well atleast we left school early, but my embarrasment was immeasurable and my guilt tounts me till now. TL;DR - bitch teacher, i suck ass at lockpicking, door lock jams, teacher sad, i sad, im afraid to go to school tommorow.

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TIFU by trying to be a badass.

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TIFU by going in a liquor store for lemonade… Last night I was thinking of the canned Minute Maid lemonade my babysitter used to get me when she was at the liquor store in town through the drive thru So today I decided to go there and see if they still had some for my mini fridge As I walked in 2 cops who used to be at my school immediately recognized me and asked “*My Name* why the hell are you in here you’re not 21” they thought I was gonna get some booze with a fake id I felt really embarrassed as I was talking to them and showing them my real id telling them I was just trying to see if they had any canned minute made lemonade They laughed and the guy there sold me some saying “they almost got ya didn’t they” I walked out with lemonade in hand embarrassed that I almost got arrested for buying lemonade Tl;Dr: went to a liquor store for some lemonade ran into some cops I knew

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