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This happened today. Title for the win! Okay so I (24f) still live with my parents, and my 11 year old sister. My bf of 5 years and I have been storing our condoms and the wrappers in my top desk drawer, easy access and it's right next to my bed. So when we unwrap one we put the wrapper in the drawer so he can take it and throw it away at his place, cause my parents will notice a handful of condoms just in the bin where he can just throw it away in his bin that stays outside. It's been a few months since we've taken them and chucked them, but I asked him last week to help clean it out and we forgot, it's nothing gross just open wrappers. So today I had a migraine and asked my sister to grab me some pain meds that I keep on my desk organiser, which is on the opposite side of the drawers. She eventually gets it and we move on. She then comes and sits in the lounge with us (my mother and grandmother, my father is at work) and looks like she's upset. We ask until she eventually breaks down and sobs explaining her mistake. She had misunderstood where I mentioned the pills were and opened my drawer. And the damage was done. She freaked out because she was shocked that there are so many and that they're open. I couldn't help but giggle, embarrassed and finding the situation funny. She sobbed for a bit more and my grandmother mentioned she was disillusioned because her big sister does those things. She eventually stopped crying and seemed to get over the initial shock but she can't look at me properly now. So that was fun. Gotta hide them in a place she can't reach (gonna be hard cause I'm almost shorter than her) when I move in March TL:DR my 11 year old sister found my condom drawer that I forgot to clean out and is slightly traumatised about it Edit: Okay this was controversial, who would think a story about my sister finding a few condom wrappers and empty boxes in a drawer, she wasnt supposed to open, would cause people to be this angry. Thanks for all the tips and the rather upset comments. Oh and the insults too! I just shared this cause it was funny at the time. Didn't expect the controversy lol
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I am writing this mainly because there is not alot of information on reddit about this particular injury Around October of last year I was having sex with my girlfriend when I thrust too hard at the wrong angle and tore my Urethra and two blood vessels in my penis. When the injury first occurred I was close to climaxing. Because of this, when the injury happened and the blood vessels and urethra were torn, blood started mixing into my urethra. I was cumming blood I was not in pain but I could feel that my dick was not pointing in the right direction and turned on the lights, blood was everywhere and pouring out of me at an alarming rate (think you’re cumming but it doesn’t stop and its blood) At this point I’m panicking and yell out that I need to go to the hospital immediately. I throw on loose pants without zipping them up, a hoodie, and grab a towel to soak the blood thats coming out and me and my girl go to the hospital. The hospital near me specialized in bodily injury and doesn’t have the type of dr that I need to see (Urologist), so I have to drive 30 minutes away to the closest hospital that has a Urology department. Once I get to this secondary hospital I am immediately taken in and put into a room of my own once they see my dick and about an hour later I see a Urologist who runs some tests and tells me about the ruptured urethra and blood vessels. I need surgery The surgery is a process called “de gloving” where they “de-glove” the skin around your penis, roll it down, and make an incision into the underside of the skin and go in and stitch up the torn vessels and urethra, these are dissolvable stitches and they stay in your penis until they go away on their own. About 8 hours later I actually go into surgery, I don’t remember anything. I was wheeled into the operating room and the anesthesiologist cracked a dumb joke and then I was out. I woke up with my penis wrapped up in bandages and a catheter in me. If you have never had to use a catheter count yourself lucky. I was told I needed to keep the catheter in for 10 days. These were the longest 10 days of my life. If you asked me what the pain was on a scale of 1-10, it was 7 with the opiods, and 11 without them. Any little movement with my penis and I got searing pain. Wearing any type of clothes was out because I just could not take it, I was pretty much naked during those ten days. Anytime the catheter twisted? Pain. Anytime I had to roll out of bed to go get something from the fridge? Pain. Worst of all? Erections. As the men reading this will know, erections are not really voluntary, we just get them sometimes. Morning wood is a real thing and its not controllable. want to know what getting an erection feels like when you have stitches in your dick and a catheter? Worse than words could ever explain. I woke up screaming three times a night. I would tear something and I could see the stale blood along the catheter as my erections came and went. The blood became crispy and if I didnt clean it when it happened, the next erection would be 5 times as painful because it would grow along the stale, sharp leftover blood on the catheter. I quickly learned how to kill erections, but it was still really bad. I’m actually leaving out some details because I’m not fully recovered yet and the phantom pain comes back as I’m trying to recall it. As of today, I have the catheter out and can walk around again, but erections are still painful, I imagine that will go away in the next few weeks. `TL;DR` Broke my dick when having sex. 0 out of 10 would not recommend. Spent 10 days with a catheter inside and still have months of recovery ahead
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Obligatory this happened a few months ago. Hopefully this doesn't violate the vulgarity rule. ​ Some background: my husband and I are polyamorous. We date other people consensually. This is not a story about cheating spouses. Typically, if one of us has a date over, it will be on a night that the other spouse has plans and is out of the house (for privacy). We also have a rule that we do not engage in sexual acts with other people in our bed (for sanitary reasons). ​ So, as I mentioned, this happened a few months ago. I was out, and my husband had a 'friend' over. They watched a movie, hooked up, and ordered some food. After their date, I come home, and he tells me how it went. While recounting the evening, he mentions to me that they got freaky on the couch in the living room (not unheard of, the couch is really easy to clean), and that it ended in anal sex. Anal isn't really my thing, so I was happy that they could enjoy that together. ​ I work from home. My husband does not. Because of my neurodivergent brain, I have a hard time staying or working in one place, so I tend to move around the house a lot - in the kitchen, in the office, in our bed, in the living room. ​ At some point, I plop down on the couch and notice a brown smear. I freeze. Is that what I think it is?!?! I am horrified. Disgusted. Not knowing what to do, I get some cleaning supplies and quickly clean it up. It comes off easily. No smell. I wash my hands and continue about my day. ​ Here's where I fuck up. My husband comes home, and I am too mortified to tell him what I saw/cleaned up. I just can't form the words to tell him. So I keep it to myself. For SEVERAL DAYS. I'm not sure how many. I am simply too shocked and embarrassed to bring it up to him. ​ Finally, I decided it's time to breech the subject because, after days of deliberation, I decide that I can't have shit stains on my couch again in the future. This will not stand. I bring it up to him as gently as I can, telling him that I found a stain of questionable origin on the couch and cleaned it up for him. I ask, in the future, when he's getting busy with a date to please be more aware of his surroundings and considerate to me. For a moment, his face is pure horror. And then, he bursts into laughter. He's laughing so hard; he could barely tell me that it wasn't shit I cleaned off the couch. After their romp, they ordered ice cream to be delivered, and it was covered in some peanut butter/fudge sauce. Obviously, I didn't dare smell the substance on the couch, but if I had, I would have known it was peanut butter that I had cleaned, not his girlfriend's fecal matter. And then he asked me why I had kept it to myself for DAYS instead of addressing it with him immediately. We still laugh about it often. The moral of the story is to ALWAYS have clear communication with your partner(s). ​ TL;DR - Husband and I are poly. He and his gf had anal sex on the couch. I find a brown stain and clean it up, but I'm too embarrassed to confront him about it. Turns out the stain was peanut butter, not feces. Edit: Wow rip my inbox lol. To the person that enjoyed this story enough to give me gold, thank you you're awesome. To all the hateful and judgy people in these comments, I'm disappointed in you but not surprised. Just because you couldn't do it, doesn't mean it's inherently flawed. My husband and I have a really awesome and loving relationship, and no, we're not getting divorced lol. Yall don't even know us, and it's really obvious that you never get laid. So judgy and jealous, sad. No more dick pix pls. Edit 2: thanks again for the awards lol. Some of you are nice people. I'm glad you enjoyed my funny anecdote. For those of you that have a problem with the bed/sheets/couch thing. I get it. We have spare bedrooms that we use for this, too. It's just more fun to have sex all over the house. We've done it on the couch, in the pool, on the kitchen counters. You should try it sometime. Or if you find that gross, don't come to my house lol. I asked, and they did put down a towel before sex but removed it before ice cream arrived. For all of you judging my relationship and telling me we're doomed, yall are really showing your insecurities and jealousy issues. Do you know that half of monogamous marriages end in divorce, right? But feel free to judge my happy marriage lol. How about this - if you really think my relationship is gonna fail, let's make a bet. For ever year we don't break up, you pay me 100 USD. If we do break up, I repay it all with 10% interest. Anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is, PM me. Oh and PS, I marked this NSFW for a reason. Lots of yall missed that.
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So yesterday night I was pretty happy, I had come to visit my parents home after about one year out of the country and my life was overall starting to move again after some lost time, so I decide at about 3 a.m to smoke one as a form of celebration (I'm not really a frequent smoker maybe 2g a month), my parents are heavy sleepers so I thought it wouldn't really matter, but the cats on the street started to fight and my mother woke up to check what was happening and came to my room since it is the only one with a window to the street. I'm don't really live with my parents anymore but still I feel kind shit, it's not about smoking weed but more about doing it on their house, they are really pissed with me and I'm leaving in like a week, they also don't wanna talk about what makes it worse for me. ​ TL;DR TIFU by beeing a idiot and trying to smoke in my parents house
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(Obligatory, did not happen today.) Just so you know, I am massive history buff and love watching videos on YT about important events in our past. I have a female friend who would constantly complain about the cellulite on her body. As far as I understand, there is very little that can be done about it. I get that it might not be pleasant, and can make people feel insecure, but we all have parts of our bodies we're ashamed of. But what made it really bad was when she would go on about how other women don't have cellulite, and that she did, and what a cruel world. And after 6 years of hearing this it eventually milked my sympathy gland dry. I've *really* tried for years to be empathetic and to make things better, but eventually out of frustration I decided to make things worse. On the day it happened she's standing in front of the mirror having her usual moan about her cellulite, and then mentions how some other friend (which we will call Sharon), doesn't have any. So out of frustration I say "Well, Sharon goes to the gym and eats really healthy, maybe you should do the same if you're so concerned about your cellulite". To which my friend responded indignantly, "You can't fully get rid of cellulite with dieting and working out, you're stuck with it." I then replied "Funny, because in all the videos I've watched about the liberation of WW2 concentration camps, I never once saw a female survivor with any cellulite. So maybe you're not stuck with it?" As soon as the words left my mouth, I knew what I said was out of line. My friend stood there with her mouth hanging wide open not saying anything for a few seconds. She then said "Did you just compare my cellulite problem to the holocaust?". I then said, like a prick, "Well, am I wrong?" And we just stayed like that in awkward silence for a few minutes. She then started laughing really hard and said "God, if you were tired of hearing me talk about it, you could've just said! Didn't need to go nuclear." I was lucky that she knew me well enough to understand the real reason behind what I said, but I still cringe to this day whenever I think of that autistic moment I had. TL;DR compared my friend's cellulite to the horrors of the Jewish Holocaust because I was tired of hearing about it.
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OK, so, it’s the first class of the mew semester, and i wake up at 6:45am, which is considered extremely early for me, and i wake up and have myself a cup of coffee with sweet cream to get the gears shifting. fast forward to 8:30am, i stop at my campus’s dunkin donuts to have a treat. i order a brownie batter donut and a chai latte, but i didn’t really like the chai latte, it wasn’t for me. i saved some donut for later and went to the campus cafeteria. i got myself 3 hash browns and a monster (and got ripped off because it was expensive. i could have gotten the same thing at dunkin for less) and walked to my class, full of energy and wonder. however, that soon all changed. during notes, i started feeling pressure in my chest, which then turned into anxiety. then the professor played a movie (it was film appreciation class), and at first i was anxiously taking notes on every single detail of the movie, i was terrified of stopping. then i decided to set my phone down, unwind, and watch the movie. it was a horror movie. i got really terrified at some parts and my heart was racing. i couldn’t focus on the movie, i was trembling, and i felt like i was about to vomit on the table. i spent some time trying to calm down by drawing in a sketchbook, but the movie would often have (literal) dark scenes, so it would be hard to see. i even tried listening to music on my headphones to calm down. nothing worked. eventually, at 11:40am, i gave up and told the professor about the predicament i was in. he understood. i left class, forgetting my jacket, but at that point not even caring. i hung out in the bookstore listening to lofi, but it took a while to stop being anxious. on the way home, i had a caffeine crash, and every muscle in my body hurt. i didn’t eat lunch because i felt like vomiting. no more caffeine for me… EVER!! tl;dr: i drank an unholy amount of caffeine early in the morning and it backfired horribly.
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So almost two months ago I was feeling down and decided that watching some "videos" will hopefully cheer me up after... I finished. But my usual site had alot of the same content and not what I was looking for at the time so I made the stupid and looked on Reddit for "videos" that i would enjoy. Well I found a clip of a video where I recognized the actress and I checked to comments for a link to the full video. There was a link that brought to a site I've never used before (thinking back now that should've been obvious to not click the link) and after I was finished watching to video I cleared my internet history and went about my way for the remainder of the night. On the 28th I get an email saying that someone bought my email somewhere and that they installed something on my phone (I cant recall what it called but it was Cobalt something) and that they wanted $1238.00 in bit coins to be sent to them. But I am broke as they come, I live off a monthly check that I get from the government and that is my only source of income. So now, they are stalking me in my small town. Its a small enough town that if anyone new appears or if anyone starts acting suspicious most of the town folk will notice. My advice to everyone who reads this, DO NOT USE REDDIT TO LOOK FOR "ADULT VIDEOS" EDIT: Apparently I do not have enough characters yet so i decided to add that the subjects of the videos I looked for were CNC and hentai (not in the same video though) and now that you know that I'm also gonna add that the email that was hacked isn't connected to any social media accounts or anything really. It was an almost never used email account. And as for the people who hacked my email, they said that they will release some "adult video) search history, but I delete my entire internet history everytime I am done watching "adult videos" and even if they do give that information to the cops, like they threatened to do, I personally know that the police won't do anything. I also wouldn't be surprised if the hackers are watching me type this right now but I know that they can't really do anything besides stalk me and hope that it scares me, but, it is really obvious when they start following me or trying to take pictures of me. Weird part of all of this is the fact that I can see the cops watching me AND them so I wouldn't be surprised to find out that one or more of them was picked up by the police of my small town. And that is my story and the consequences so far, if anything else interesting happens I'll be sure to add an update when I can. TL ; DR Clicked on a link on Reddit now my email is hacked and I'm being stalked.
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Basically I was at university and I was going to class and this guy asked me if I wanted to dental care, being the idiot that I am I said yes and gave him my contact information and name, he gave me his business card and resume and I then after walking away I had realized that that was random and awkward, I didn’t fuck up that bad, might be strange if I bump into him again, also I threw away the stuff he gave me a few moments after. Has this type of thing ever happened to anyone else? I feel too embarrassed to tell anyone about it. For more details, I am a freshman and today was literally my first day of college ever, I just feel really cringeworthy about my behavior and stuff and I don’t know how to act. Also I am new to posting and whatnot so I am not sure if this was well written or not but I hope it is and that y’all can give some perspectives to this strange predicament I have found myself in today! Tl;Dr Basically I offered something I couldn’t do and I suffer from embarrassment, especially because it was unnecessary in the first place
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I have a long time friend “Tony”. He was once my boss but we’ve both moved jobs a few times since then. Sometimes he thinks he’s still my boss! He tries to give me advice/ criticism about everything: my car, my career, my home, my garden, where I should go on holiday…..while telling me about his new extension, his new car etc. He’s obsessed with money and part of why he’s always ‘advising’ me is to try and work out what I earn and what I can afford to spend, just to satisfy himself he’s still doing better than me. I do not care at all what he thinks. I never have, so probably good he is no longer my boss. I’m not selling him at all well, but he is actually a good bloke and his heart is in the right place, which is why I still see him and just ignore these parts…. normally. Saw him today. Told him about my partner’s new job. She’s got herself a fantastic promotion with a salary to match and I’m so pleased for her, she’s worked so hard and really deserves it. He made a slightly patronising comment, about her, ‘little lady’ type thing. Earlier when I said I don’t care what he thinks - well turns out I have an Achilles heel and I do. I told him what she earns and he looked a bit stunned and blustered a bit, clearly she’s out-earning him, even if I’m not. I don’t think it even occurred to him the job she had was in that league. I feel terrible now. If I tell her, she’ll be furious with me, it makes me as show-offy as him and she’s got far more class than that. I thought I had. But if I don’t tell her that’s even worse, means I’m lying to her. What was I bloody thinking? TL;DR I told my bragging friend how much my partner earns to shut him up, which worked but my partner will be really pissed if/ when she finds out.
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Obligation to say this happened a month ago. One of my coworkers is super nice (F27) and has a two year old son. She's been going through a breakup with a toxic ex who was verbally abusing her and she lost a lot of her stuff and had to move back in with her mother who lives an hour away from work. She currently doesn't have a car so her mother picks her up and drops her off. She signed up for therapy at a place that was only a block away from my house so I offered to watch her son for an hour for free so that she could go. When the day came it turned out she never had a ride to therapy and had no idea how she was going to get there and I felt bad and under pressure to say that I would drive her there, which also meant staying at work for another hour waiting for her to clock out with her son (we work at a daycare). Her son and I drop her off even though her therapy wasn't for a little longer just because I didn't want to have to get everyone back in the car again. The kid and I go to my place and have a blast. Not 10 minutes later she calls me asking where I live because turns out her therapy wasn't until the next week. She was embarrassed so I didn't mind and she came over. It just became a little awkward because she just sat on her phone on my couch while her son was running around doing whatever he wanted. After about an hour I asked how she was getting home and she tells me finally that her mom didn't want to drive the whole way, an hour, to get her so she asked if we could meet half way. I just wanted them out of my house so I said ok. They had me drive to a random gas station 45 minuets away somewhere I have never been to. The son who was screaming had finally fallen asleep watching my phone in the back and by this time it's almost 8pm. They didn't meet halfway but actually very close to her mom's house. We get to the gas station and she fucking gets out without even saying thank you but gave me $10 for gas. I got out to help her with the car seat when her step dad gets out of their car and says to me, "same time every 2 weeks?" I was shocked and kinda just stumbled "ok" out. I even got lost on my way home and had to pull out my GPS so it took longer getting back. I finally got home around 9:30ish I wasted 4 hours of my life along with gas to help her out for $10 and she didn't even have therapy. The next day I made up a story that the car was actually my boyfriend's and that he forbid me from driving it that far. She had to cancel her therapy and I'm not sure if she blames me or not. But I don't care anymore. TL;DR - offered to babysit for coworker for free. Her therapy apt was cancelled and she waited 2 hours to tell I had to drive her 45 minuets away. Got lost on my way home, she never even said thank you and expected it every other week after that. No.
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So, throwaway account necessary for this. And this happened today and recently so I will try my best to be as emotionless in my description of the event. I was at my upmarket-ish sports club this evening attending a sporting lesson. After the lesson had finished. I walked over to a set of squash courts with the intention of practicing until the club closed. For the uninformed, squash courts, rightly, have strict rules about what you can wear on your feet whilst using them and rules about only playing squash on these courts. This is because the untreated wooden flooring is exceptionally susceptible to marks from non gum / non non marking soled shoes. The walls and other parts of the court can also be damaged by playing games other than squash on the court. I have also noticed since arriving the staff don’t really honour the rules since squash is not too popular at the club compared to other sports. So, there is a guy on the court I wanted to play on, playing a different sport with a hard plastic ball, wearing pink and black shoes. I’m absolutely torn in my mind, I never confront people and am I going to be that asshole who tells people that unfortunately they shouldn’t be doing what they are doing as it might damage the equipment. Today is the day I decided, I knocked on the glass, he didn’t hear me, I whistled he didn’t hear me. I walk up to him, he finally sees me and takes out his airpods and catches me mid sentence (after the massive apology about not wanting to be that guy etc but we have to play squash on here and they are already badly treated) when I say you can’t be playing on here man. He simply says, someone told me I can, you don’t own the club. Puts his earphones back in and keeps playing. I’m a massive pussy and already the adrenaline is absolutely flowing, im almost shakey so I call to a member of staff to come and assist with asking this guy to stop. She helps and tells him that he shouldn’t be doing it. He starts getting a bit upset over it and quite rudely assumes that an older, male, member of staff said he could do what she was saying didn’t matter. I did not like this, having young sisters who often share about being steamrolled due to their age and gender at work, I shout to him saying hey man show her some respect she works here. In the meantime the ball he was playing with rolls over to my feet, I pick it up, and put it in my pocket, yes like a 12 year old ahah. After a bit more verbal back and forth and somewhat simmering down him and the girl start to walk off towards the exit when I go to tap him on the shoulder with the intention of offering a handshake ( I’m newish to the club and I don’t want to be making enemies over relatively small things), but because of all the adrenaline and not being used to operating in this sort of situation, it was a bit harder than a tap. The guy ( young adult pretty muscly looking a lot stronger than me) then suddenly acts like he’s been shot, and stumbles backwards and starts yelling that I’ve punched him and assaulted him. Uh oh. I instantly go on the defensive and say that’s bullshit I’ve tapped you on the shoulder offering a handshake. He starts demanding all the cctv saying he wants to get the police involved. I then decide, now might be a good time to get my things from my locker cool off and start to leave. As I’m heading out I see this guy making a huge scene with the front desk demanding the tapes and saying he’ll get his lawyers involved. The staff, mostly younger adults cannot be arsed for this and just say can you guys apologise to each other and move on, he then started trying to bait me into admitting it by saying if you just admit it we can leave it and move on. I tell him that I’m aware of what he’s doing and I’m not going to fall for it and that if he wants to get lawyers involved I’m not going to discuss it any further. He begins to leave shortly after making a feeble attempt of PR by thanking and apologising repeatedly to the staff. I’m now unsure if I’m going to be banned from the club or worse ! TL:DR I nudged someone with the back of my hand when trying to tap them on the shoulder after a heated argument due to adrenaline now he wants to sue for assault
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So driving home from work my mind was elsewhere and I saw a kid crossing the street (suburban side street) so I stopped, fully. Then after she had crossed I continued down the road albeit at a slow pace. Idk if I didn't see it or just didn't process it, but the kid had just stepped off a bus with lights and the sign and everything. As I'm passing, the bus leaned on the horn and I was like oh fuck. Looking in the rearview, no other kids got off before the bus started moving, but I felt awful bc there could have been more kids and regardless I didn't intentionally do it, but that's how accidents happen. That said, I'm now freaking out bc I can't afford a ticket, especially not one as hefty as improper passing of a school bus (like $300 and 5 pts and insurance typically doubles). I really hope there wasn't a camera and I get a ticket in the mail, but I think I kinda deserve it. Posting this is probably bad karma, but I need to get it out. Tl;dr: I inadvertently passed a school bus and now fear a mailed ticket.
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This happened a day ago. Ever since, whenever I am left alone with my mind, my brain chooses to replay it over and over again and force me to confront my shame. I'm in 12th grade, so the school has been inviting alumni/college students/representatives to speak about their college experiences and whatnot. Yesterday's talk was full of European universities all situated somewhere east of Germany and Austria, and I wasn't particularly interested so I started reading the copy of Goblet of Fire I had in my bag. A while later, I hear some guy saying that he was Albanian/Bulgarian and studied in Sofia. Having reached the part in Goblet of Fire when Krum gets introduced, I decided that I should find out a bit more about Bulgaria and resolve to ask him about it after the talk. After the talk I approach him. I ask him about his experiences with the coursework, what's the city like .etc... then I had the bright idea of asking him about student demographics (US universities like to share data about where their students come from but apparently European universities don't do that). I meant to ask: "Are the students mostly Albanians and Bulgarians? Are there many international students?" My brain bungled it and ended up saying: "Are the students mostly albino burglars? Are there - FUCK" He just laughed like it wasn't a big deal and said, "I think you mean Albanians and Bulgarians, but yes, the students are mostly Bulgarian." I think I've just made a core memory. About albino burglars. ​ TL;DR - I said "albino burglars" when I should have said "Albanians and Bulgarians"
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TIFU because I may have ended someone’s sobriety. Was out at a local bar and I was ordering shots for my group. Im friendly with the bartender (we fill each either in lightly about our lives) and they asked ( the bartender) if he was getting one. I didn’t think anything of it and offered him a shot. I didn’t know at all he was sober and told them if he wanted one to just add it to my tab. I never saw him take the shot, but I watched him pour it and put it to the side. The bartender did explain that he was going through a hard time (again I didn’t know they were sober) I just heard they were going through a hard time and offered them a drink. I’m now talking with my friend about it and they said “do not offer anything bc he’s sober”. I’m now worried I ended his sobriety. TL;DR
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For the longest time I've dreamed of playing a prank on my wife where I pretend to be 12 year old me who the night before (back in 2007) made a wish to be 15 years older and woke up in my present day body. I've been practicing for months on how I would react to certain things, I kept a journal of questions or "Gotcha" situations she might try to trip me up with, I even took improv lessons to be prepared on the fly. This morning I finally put my plan into action. Woke up, rolled over, BIG SCREAM. Did the whole "who the hell are you" situation. Did the check my face in the mirror to see how old I got. She was big time skeptical, this all seems like a joke I would play but I was on top of everything. I didn't reach for my phone, didn't know my way around the house, didn't drop any names, didn't refer to anything around me as mine. It took about two hours of convincing for her to start to come around. My dramatic improv lessons payed off, she told me my grandfather has since passed away. Tears. She told me about Tom Brady leaving the Patriots. More Tears. She told me Avicii died. No tears, he wasn't famous yet (she thought she had me) We get in the car to go to the library, I drive right up on the neighbor's lawn because I have no idea how to drive and I thought our used Tesla was voice activated. She drives us to the library, she's now looking up hexes, curses, shooting stars, and penny in a well wishes. I'm looking up iPhones, The Marvel Cinematic Universe, and various pets that have gone viral. I stumble across Covid and the pandemic, I'm shocked, I'm scared. She didn't want to tell me, how can you even start to explain that without sounding crazy. She's showing 12 year old me in 27 year old me's body some real compassion, we share a moment. And this is where I fucked up. We're back at the house and she begins to have a breakdown, like a massive breakdown. What if when I go back to 2007 with the knowledge I have no that changes our timeline, what if we never meet? She can't let that happen, she can't lose me. Massive fight (in hindsight this was the moment I should have come clean) I'm walking to my dad's house, wondering up in down our street because he doesn't live at my childhood house anymore and I "Don't know where he lives now" when she pulls up to me. She's had a change of heart, I'm just a scared 12 year old kid, it's not right for her to be selfish now. She's convinced the key to breaking the curse is going back to my childhood basement where I made the wish the night before. We're in the car now where I'm typing this on her phone, she thinks I'm looking up how to disengage an Ring Alarm. It definitely feels to late to come clean so I think I have to place this out and be back to normal tomorrow. Also, we both totally no-called no-showed work today so we'll deal with that. TL;DR Convinced my wife I was 12 year old me trapped in my present day body. She believed it, had a break down, and we're on our way to break the curse
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Long story short I fucked up by having to work a morning shift, run errands in the afternoon, watch a concert in the evening and then work an overnight shift all in the same wake cycle. Around 24 hours in I started to feel almost drunk, as in very slow cognitively and time felt different and much slower. During the overnight shift, 5 minutes started to feel like 30. I would also start to zone out and it felt like static objects were moving in my peripheral vision when they very obviously weren’t. When I finally got home and went to sleep I had some of the weirdest, most terrifying dreams I’ve ever had. I remember waking up a handful of times in a sleep deprived stupor and I felt like I was legitimately hallucinating. The next time I woke up I felt normal but it’s a lesson learned for sure. TL;DR — Just go to bed, dude.
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Yesterday I (22m) was on a plane. A 2 hour flight, scheduled to land at 8pm. I had the window seat. Two other passengers were sitting next to me. A young couple. The woman was sitting in the middle. She was squeezing her boyfriend's hand the entire time. Anxiety most likely. The weather was pretty bad. I could relate to how the woman was feeling, but instead of cutting off the blood circulation in another person's hand, I tried to distract myself by watching a movie on my laptop. The movie I chose to watch was called Violation. A movie my roommate recommended to me. It was almost as long as my flight was gonna be, so I thought why not. I fell asleep while watching Violation. "It's a suuuuuuper fucked up revenge movie, you'll love it" my roommate said. I was sold. Well, my roommate didn't mention that it was also suuuuuper boring. The movie did one thing right though, it managed to put me to sleep during a turbulent flight. I woke up to someone tapping my shoulder. It was the passenger next to me. At that moment I noticed one of the flight attendants staring at me. I removed my headphones, thinking we were about to land. Nope. The flight attendant wanted to inform me that some of the passengers were uncomfortable with what I was watching on my laptop. I looked at my laptop and noticed a naked guy sitting in a chair with a blindfold and a fully exposed erection. The dude's dick was literally flexing. I had no context of what was happening in that scene, but I instantly closed my laptop and apologized. As the flight attendant walked away, I heard a female passenger behind me thank the flight attendant. When I looked at the couple next to me, I realized that the boyfriend was now sitting next to me and not his girlfriend. I obviously made the girlfriend uncomfortable as well, hence the seat swap. The two of them avoided eye contact with me at all cost, even when we landed. When it was time for my section to get up and grab our luggage, the female passenger behind me said I should be ashamed for playing dirty movies on a plane when there are children around. I locked eyes with her little boy who made it clear to me that he could spell Spongebob. I apologized to the mom and awkwardly looked away. I could feel people staring at me. Fuck that movie. **Tl:dr Fell asleep on the plane while watching a movie on my laptop. Woke up to the flight attendant telling me that other passengers were complaining about the movie I was sleeping through. Realized that the movie had sexually explicit male nudity.**
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This tale is long and oddly complex, and it begins at Christmas. My mom got me a Roomba for Christmas. Kinda odd because I live alone in a tiny one-bedroom apartment, but hey, one less task I have to do. Work's been busy so I only got around to actually setting the thing up today. I plug it into the wall, download the app, and it fails to connect. The app informs me that I need to connect over a 2.4GHz wifi network in order for the Roomba to function. My current internet comes with two networks, 5GHz and 2.4GHz. When I first set my internet up, I named the 5GHz network "NSA Spy Net" and set the 2.4GHz network to hidden because again, I live alone in a tiny apartment. Why do I need two wifi networks? I may not need two wifi networks, but my Roomba does need the slower one, so I attempt to log in to the modem's admin portal so I can unhide the network. For some reason, it won't connect. Hm. At this point, I should explain two things: First, I am a web developer in my day job. I am good at coding things, but I have a limited understanding of hardware. I'm pretty tech savvy, but I have a tendency to overestimate my own knowledge, and this creates blind spots. Second, I strongly value my internet privacy. I use a VPN when regularly browsing the internet, I do not like the trend of everything needing an app to function, and will inconvenience myself to avoid needing to create an account or download an app. I mess around trying to get the admin portal to work, and try my ISP's website. It states that I can manage my wifi settings by going to a page on their website. This page redirects to an advertisement for their wifi management app. In fact, \*all\* of the ISP's web pages that seem like they should be able to manage my wifi redirect to an advertisement for their wifi management app. I'm starting to get irritated, so I start a chat with the live support bot and ask for a real person. Introducing V, a tech support engineer working for my ISP. V isn't very good at their job. I explain that I am trying to unhide and rename one of my wifi networks, and wish to use my browser instead of the app. However, my browser isn't loading the page correctly. Could they help? V explains that I need to use the app. I explain that I don't want to. V explains that I'm wasting both of our time. I explain that they are not helping, and ask if there is any way to use my browser to change my wifi settings. V says that there is no way to do this, asks me to download the app, and hangs up. Unbeknownst to me, the reason the modem admin page isn't loading is because I have my VPN turned on. (Remember those blind spots?) So V was straight up lying to me. At this point I'm a little pissed. I'm working from home today, obviously, and I have a meeting in about 30 minutes. Surely this is enough time to download this fucking app, change my wifi settings, and set up my Roomba. Surely. I download this stupid goddamn app and attempt to change my 2.4GHz wifi's name to "FBI Surveillance Van". I check "Broadcast This Network's Name". I get a warning that it is better to name the two networks the same, so that the ISP can choose which one is better to use. Ah, that's why they want us to use the app. So, again, I have blind spots. But my understanding of this issue is that 5GHz is faster than 2.4GHz. By allowing my ISP to choose whether to use the faster or slower network, the ISP can switch me over to the slower network whenever they want to save costs. I do not want this. I always want to use the faster network, because I paid for it. I also need to know that I'm connected to the 2.4GHz network so that I can properly set up my robot. I click past the warning. I wait a few moments. "FBI Surveillance Van" does not show up in my list of available networks. Mmkay. Weird. I try again. Maybe I didn't click the right setting? Still nothing. Maybe I misunderstood the warning, and they do need to be named the same to show up? I change the name of my 5GHz network to "FBI Surveillance Van". All of my devices disconnect from the internet. This makes sense, since they're trying to connect to a network named "NSA Spy Net" that doesn't exist. However, there is a small problem. "FBI Surveillance Van" is still not showing up in my list of available networks. Which means I no longer have internet. It is now 20 minutes before my meeting. Shit. I now panic. I change both networks back to the name "NSA Spy Net", the original name. I wait a few minutes. Nothing that I recognize shows up in my list of available networks. I perform the ritual known to all tech support personnel, and turn my modem off and on again. The ritual fails. I have no internet, and it is 10 minutes before my meeting. I give up, text my manager that I'm going to miss the meeting and go back to my ISP's live support chat with very little hope of actual support. Introducing my personal hero, Jowayne. They are extremely patient, and not only help me to fix my internet, but also tell me that the previous support person lied to me, and you absolutely do not need the app in order to change network settings. Jowayne fucking rules. I'm not sure exactly what went wrong, but for some reason the fact that my 2.4GHz network was hidden didn't register on the app. It was renamed successfully, but wasn't broadcasting. And then, when I renamed the 5GHz app to the same name as the hidden network, it also became hidden. Somehow. Fixing this required disconnecting my monitor, keyboard, and mouse from my work laptop, hauling my desktop tower across my apartment, connecting the monitor, keyboard, and mouse to the desktop tower, directly connecting my computer to the modem using an ethernet cable, failing to perform a hard reset on my modem, locating the correct button and actually performing the hard reset, turning off my VPN so I can actually access the router settings, and finally, actually configuring the network. I profusely thank Jowayne, agree that we make a great team, use the review box let their manager know that Jowayne needs a raise, and rename my networks "FBI Surveillance Van" and "RoombaNet". I reconnect my work laptop to the internet, and find that the meeting was rescheduled literally three minutes after I lost internet, for unrelated reasons. I finally set up my beloved Roomba, Sagthor the Evil. Sagthor the Evil thirsts for three things: blood, vengeance, and power cords. I release Sagthor the Evil to do my dark bidding (vacuuming). She immediately traps herself under a chair. TLDR: I attempted to unhide one of my wifi networks to set up my Roomba and ended up preventing all of my wifi networks from connecting to any of my devices.
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I (23 male) have been in a relationship with (19 female) whom i hoped would be the love of my live. We had been together for a year now and she was the perfect girl on every point. We were working at the same job but for some reasons her family and friends couldnt know about our relationship as being together was seen as an issue in our job. Our secret relationship was going well for a long time but the fact that we had to hide everything to everyone was starting to become an issue. Add the fact that we couldnt see each other alot outside as she was still busy with her studies and our relationship was getting more and more complicated. Few days before chistmas we has a long conversation and decided it was better for us to break up for now as it became hard to handle everything. Yet we knew that by summer I would leave this job so there was a possibility that we could get back together in the future. We deleted each other on every socials and only kept our phone number in case of emergency. At work we kept acting like usual and everything was going fine until yesterday. We had a long conversation with the two only friends that knew our situation and later on that night we started texting and i explained her that in the end i was happier being with her and hide it to everyone than not being with her at all. I knew she wasnt gonna answer positively to this i was kinda prepared for it but i then made a huge mistake, i told her that even if we could be together like before we could still sleep together and have some good time. I probably said it in a wrong way it was too early to think about that and i deeply regret it now the fact is that she took it really bad told me i "broke her heart" wich made me cry , she then told me that everything was over we would become two strangers now ans that there was no point to try to solve it her decision is clear. I know that IFU yet i'm convinced that this girl is the love of my life and i have no idea on how to get her to forgive me i just hope time will solve it and we will have an opportunity to talk it through one day. TL ; DR : I broke up with the love of my life in the hope to get back together when i leave my job nut i asked her few weeks later to see her again to sleep with her , now she doesnt want to talk and to see me anymore.
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Not sexual but adding nsfw just in case. This was definitely not safe for work though XD Not today, though I did think about posting here the day it happened. I work at a cafe that does bubble tea, and we make our own tapioca in a pot heated over a plug in induction stove on the back counter. It's there for maybe an hour and a half, as it has to heat uo, boil for 30 minutes, and then sit for 30 minutes. I was working and we were making some. Behind the pot was the grubhub tablet, and we got an order so I went to accept the order, leaning past the pot. Unfortunately for me, I was wearing a bra that... doesn't have the best coverage. After a while, especially of working, my nippes end up right on the edge. Meaning it wasn't just skin that was burned, but the edge of the areola. This turned out to be a real breaking-skin burn that's about 1 1/2 inches long. During work I coped only by putting water in a baggie and sticking it in my bra (which at one point burst, getting some water on the nipple area of my shirt...) I've had a large bandaid on it for the last few days. Not the most comfortable sensation. I've burned myself several times. This is definitely the funniest way I've burned myself. And unfortunately one of the worst. Tl;dr: burned my boob, including part of the nipple, by leaning over a pot of boiling tapioca
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Obligatory this happened saturday. Tldr at the end. I have gone through one of the top ten worst nightmares crawling in the back of my mind. I was binge watching the final season of TWD. A proper binge so I was just rounding 26-28 hours as the sun had risen a few hours prior. I’m on the very last episode, so when I get the urge to pee and can’t resist any longer, I rushed to the bathroom. I started peeing, but to get back to the final few episodes, I start pushing to speed the stream up. Done it a thousand times before, but this time I felt a pop, and the stream changed from a frothy yellow to a deep dark red. The shock of the sight lasted just a half second before I started freaking the fuck out. My heart was beating out of my chest, but I realized that it would only make the blood come out faster, and it was already coming out so god damned fast. So a fuck up pursuant to this one - I quit my job a few months back and decided to live balls to the wall with no health insurance. So now I’m hesitating on calling 911 bc of the cost. But again this only lasts a half second because looking at my dick at this point was like I was still watching TWD. I called, and an ambulance was there within 3 minutes. In those 3 minutes I ran up and down the stairs 3 times looking for things I should take with me, and stopping intermittently to replace the soaked through toilet paper. 3 guys loaded me on the gurney and they had hella jokes once they realized I probably wasn’t going to die. Once I’m in the hospital they got me on antibiotics and asked if I wanted some painkillers; I declined because I had zero pain, at that point. Now they also asked for a urine sample to test for kidney problems/UTI. I cannot describe the pain of that first time peeing again. It was a mostly blood urine sample. The second time peeing felt like I had a hot needle in my urethra, and the first time was like an order of magnitude worse. I was damn near begging for meds then. But those two times were the only real pain and they didn’t last long. I continued to leak blood, but it has slowly stopped over the last few days. Even saw a urologist that told me several times several ways that he could “stick [his] scope up [my] penis” but all I needed to do was let it heal. So now that’s what I’m doing. And warning others of the dangers of pushing while you pee. Don’t do it, or you might bleed like me. Tl;dr - I pushed while I peed, felt an artery pop and started spraying blood from my dick like a koolaid filled “pissing boy” statue. I’m all good now though.
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In the uk we have school uniforms on this particular day I was wearing a skirt I had gone to the lavatory and didn’t realize I had tucked my uniform shirt into my knickers and they were peeking over my skirt. I went the rest of my day like that until a friend told me at the end of the school day when we were leaving. When we were leaving!! Oh my god im such a muppet. That’s so humiliating like omg. How come no one told me like my friend was laughing she thought it was quite hilarious that I didn’t know that. And she kind of told me in a mean way honestly but ya I can sorta of laugh about it now even though it was like an hour and a half ago and I have school tomorrow I bet people are talking about it Tl:dr I feel like a muppet cause I tucked my shirt into my knickers and it showed above my skirt and no one told me till the end of the school day.
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