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null | null | QuantumScience | null | None | null | null | null | 1336025554 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t4pw3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t4pw3 | null | 41 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/t4pw3/tifu_i_lost_my_fapsock/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | I fapped after a week long vacation, so I ejaculated like 3x the amount than normal. Used my month old fapsock that I have been hiding under my bed. The next day I wanted to use it, but it's nowhere to be found!
Only to find it my dirty laundry, still moist, with a horrendous smell.
ಠ\_ಠ I have no idea who found it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I lost my fapsock | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4pw3/tifu_i_lost_my_fapsock/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strongbadiophage | null | None | null | null | null | 1336015038 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t4i9c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t4i9c | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t4i9c/forgot_to_rsvp_to_a_party_was_supposed_to_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Forgot to RSVP to a party. Was supposed to by April 12th. It's on May 12th. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4i9c/forgot_to_rsvp_to_a_party_was_supposed_to_by/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336014109 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t4hfr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t4hfr | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t4hfr/tifu_i_lost_my_fapsock/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I lost my fapsock | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4hfr/tifu_i_lost_my_fapsock/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | loupap | null | None | null | null | null | 1336172563 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t7lhw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7lhw | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7lhw/tifu_told_my_friends_dad_to_fuck_off_after_being/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | We were at his house arranging a holiday in the summer and his dog kept on walking in and out of the room and couldn't decide whether to come in or not.
So after a while of this happening I hear the door opening and swivel around to say "fuck off Georgie" only to see his Dad standing there to tell us to stop opening and closing to door. Awkward ensued.
tldr: Trolled by dog, told friends dad to fuck off | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu, Told my friends dad to fuck off after being trolled by their dog | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7lhw/tifu_told_my_friends_dad_to_fuck_off_after_being/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zenmaru13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336169427 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t7j1k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7j1k | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7j1k/tifu_made_a_rookie_mistake_when_commenting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I have been a redditor for a little over a month now, and haven't quite learned the ropes, mostly because I spent no time as a lurker. Anyway, someone was raging about how all men are pigs who only think of sex, and me, being a guy who never thinks of sex, decided to help console the person by giving her hope in the idea that not all men are like that. Bad idea. Due to the fact that I am a rookie redditor, I only had about 20 comment karma, and as of now, that number is -14. I learned my lesson.
Edit: I would like to restate that I am a **NEW** redditor, and all the posts about how I misinterpreted the post that I commented on don't really help much. I tend to organize things in a black and white manner, so information gets hyperbolized quite a bit. All the advice on what not to do is helpful, but, I have to tell reddit about this instead of my non-existant friends, so that just goes to show you how much of a grasp on this type of thing I actually have. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a rookie mistake when commenting | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7j1k/tifu_made_a_rookie_mistake_when_commenting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ragefrox | null | None | null | null | null | 1336166201 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t7gcf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7gcf | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7gcf/tifu_now_most_of_my_workplace_knows_im_sleeping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | So, I've had a bit of an arrangement with one of the higher ups from my company for a while now. Basically a back up plan if neither of us gets lucky on a Saturday night kind of thing. There had been some rumors going around work about us, but no one thought it was anything more than a bad one-night stand.
That changed today when a coworker(who is a total asshole) overheard us doing some pretty dirty flirting on break.
Not only did he hear about the sex, he also heard ABOUT the sex. Needless to say, it spread around pretty quick. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu, now most of my workplace knows I'm sleeping with my boss' boss. And how I am in bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7gcf/tifu_now_most_of_my_workplace_knows_im_sleeping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | graziano8852 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336150530 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t72hg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t72hg | null | 211 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/t72hg/tifu_i_had_anal_sex_with_a_girl_who_turned_out_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 500 | null | null | I was at the local fair by my house when my friend introduced me to some chick will just call her Amy. We really hit it off and hung out everyday for a week straight. We had a ton of the same interest and our senses of humor were very similar. One night after the movies we went back to her place and we just started going at it like animals. She was afraid to do anything vaginally because she was still a virgin so she told me to put it in her ass and i am not going to lie i tore that ass up for over an hour. We ended up passing out after that and when i was leaving the house I noticed a picture of one of my great uncles on the nightstand. Confused i asked why she had a picture of my uncle and she responded with saying that was her uncle. It then hit us both that our families had split up a generation back and she was my cousin... what turned out to be a great night ended in a horrible realization. We both were speechless at this discovery, she just looked at me with a horrified expression and darted back into her room. I quickly headed out the front door and dashed for my car. Its been two days and i still do not know what to say to her.
TL;DR Ended up having anal sex with my cousin due to our families splitting up a generation ago and both of us not knowing we were related. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I had anal sex with a girl who turned out to be my cousin NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t72hg/tifu_i_had_anal_sex_with_a_girl_who_turned_out_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336122270 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t6lwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t6lwu | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t6lwu/tifu_i_was_fired_three_days_before_my_wedding/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I hated the job and I was planning on getting a new one, then quit. I was being treated unfairly and knew it was only a matter of time before my mouth wrote a check my ass couldn't cover. Today the check bounced. Fuck, I don't feel bad about the job. I feel bad about disappointing my wife. Sorry honey. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I was fired three days before my wedding. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t6lwu/tifu_i_was_fired_three_days_before_my_wedding/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336101882 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t6a19 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t6a19 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t6a19/tifu_i_finally_met_a_quasicelebrity_that_ive_been/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | EPIC. FAIL. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I finally met a quasi-celebrity that I've been crushing on hardcore for like a decade today and I more or less ran away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t6a19/tifu_i_finally_met_a_quasicelebrity_that_ive_been/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336099288 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t67ts | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t67ts | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t67ts/i_finally_got_to_meet_a_semicelebrity_that_ive/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | EPIC FAIL. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I finally got to meet a semi-celebrity that I've been crushing on hardcore for a decade today and I more or less ran away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t67ts/i_finally_got_to_meet_a_semicelebrity_that_ive/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pyrat1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336248037 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t8qmc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t8qmc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t8qmc/tifu_sideswiped_my_own_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Going from one job to another on just plain not enough sleep, I pulled out of a parallel parking space into traffic. I was so focused on my left side, I neglected my right, and scraped the side of my car against the bumper of the SUV parked in front of me. Now there's a beautifully nasty gouge down about two-thirds of the passenger side. Le sigh. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Sideswiped my own car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t8qmc/tifu_sideswiped_my_own_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LevelUpLeo | null | None | null | null | null | 1336225893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t8blm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t8blm | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t8blm/tifu_got_to_work_late_because_i_missed_two_buses/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | So I was asked to work this morning. Normally I walk to work, but last night I got some Chinese food and wated to bring the leftovers to work for lunch, so opted to take the bus.
So I look up the time that the bus closest bus should be passing and I go outside and wait at that time. However the bus wasn't coming. I waited 5 minutes after it should have showed before I figured that I had just missed it (maybe it was early). So, I started to walk for another bus stop.
As I am walking to the next bus stop I see the bus I want to catch leaving. Seeing no point to rush, I walk to the stop hoping a different bus us coming soon. As I am waiting for the next bus, I see the bus I originally intended to take pass by (13 minutes late, might I add). I couldn't get to it by that point. The next bus I could catch only got to where I was at the time I should have been at work, so I was about 10 minutes late (which made me do my first task a little late).
As I'm working my first hour, one of my coworkers mentions how I have an increased work load today, which surprises me. She mentions how an e-mail was sent and read it off to me. I check my e-mails and don't see it. Turns out, it was sent 12 hours prior and I deleted it along with a bunch of spam I got at the time. So, I had double the work load and had to stay an extra hour, which I didn't know about before then.
TL;DR : Saw two buses I wanted to take pass by in front of my face. Late for work. Deleted information I would have liked to have know. But I got Chinese food. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; got to work late because I missed two buses and deleted an e-mail from a boss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t8blm/tifu_got_to_work_late_because_i_missed_two_buses/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336206817 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t858a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t858a | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t858a/tifu_by_backing_directly_into_the_curb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Leaving my friend's apartment complex, don't know the parking lot too well, didn't see the little lawn peninsula that I was backing right into. It dented my bumper, took a chunk of car paint off, and left a good amount of red curb paint that I don't know how to remove.
By the way, is there any normal household stuff I can use to scrape that paint off? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by backing directly into the curb. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t858a/tifu_by_backing_directly_into_the_curb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336197673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t81mq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t81mq | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t81mq/let_my_wife_use_my_spare_phone_which_had_photos/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Let my wife use my spare phone which had photos of strippers from a bucks party - oops. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t81mq/let_my_wife_use_my_spare_phone_which_had_photos/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336186564 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t7v1k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7v1k | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7v1k/tifu_i_failed_a_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I failed a class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7v1k/tifu_i_failed_a_class/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | l0l_cabbage | null | None | null | null | null | 1336343078 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ta9lw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ta9lw | null | 63 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ta9lw/tifumy_mom_found_out_my_thumbnail_folderandroid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I told my mom that I don't know why the hell there are they and she believed me. I'm gonna delete this folder now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:My mom found out my thumbnail folder[Android]. There were some porn ones. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ta9lw/tifumy_mom_found_out_my_thumbnail_folderandroid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kestralotp | null | None | null | null | null | 1336334880 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ta39e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ta39e | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ta39e/i_asked_a_recovering_alcoholic_if_he_had_bought/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I asked a recovering alcoholic if he had bought any alcohol for Cinco de Mayo. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ta39e/i_asked_a_recovering_alcoholic_if_he_had_bought/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | sebastianahmedgaray | null | None | null | null | null | 1336330147 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9zq8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9zq8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9zq8/tifu_i_forgot_i_had_water_in_my_mouth_and_tried/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I forgot I had water in my mouth and tried to talk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9zq8/tifu_i_forgot_i_had_water_in_my_mouth_and_tried/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | spookycookies | null | None | null | null | null | 1336316714 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9qd3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9qd3 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9qd3/tifu_ive_been_pronouncing_imgur_wrong_for_a_year/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I've been pronouncing "Imgur" wrong for a year and was finally called out on it... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9qd3/tifu_ive_been_pronouncing_imgur_wrong_for_a_year/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336290114 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9gy4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9gy4 | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9gy4/tifu_was_showing_my_car_to_a_potential_buyer_only/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 139 | null | null | Met up with a guy to show him my 3000gt a few days ago, things were going great. He showed up in a 600hp hemi charger so I knew he had the money based on how he looked/dressed, plus he told me. Popped the hood for him to start the car and let him hear it to make sure it sounded smooth. Walked up to the front of the car and lifted the hood all the way up and in the small 1 inch of metal framing that the hood rests on, was the exact opposite of willie wonka's golden ticket, a gold magnum condom wrapper. I played it off like I didn't notice it, even though he spent more time starring at the wrapper than the engine bay. Our conversation was cut short after that and he left saying he'd give me a call sometime in the next few days, and I knew he wasn't going to call. Before the incident he informed me about his church and explaining what part of town it was in, so I knew seeing that was a real turn off for him. He hasn't called me back. The only thing I can't figure out is how one of my condom wrappers ended up in the framework of my hood. Then, I got towed yesterday, and today I was with my parents getting it out of the tow yard. Of course, the lights were left on so the battery was dead. My mom pulled her altima up and I popped the hood to jump my car, and what do you know, I forgot to throw away the damn condom wrapper under the hood. So on top of not selling my car to someone who obviously had the cash ready to buy, but I had to explain to my parents how I must have been drunk because I have no idea how the wrapper ended up in my engine bay. Gentlemen, dispose of them the night of, or they always show up in the worst moments. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was showing my car to a potential buyer only to find a surprise under the hood. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9gy4/tifu_was_showing_my_car_to_a_potential_buyer_only/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336282704 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9dlu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9dlu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9dlu/tifu_had_a_terrible_week_and_broke_1500_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So this week has been horrible. I had an unavoidable car accident, which is my fault because I made the left turn, which is leaving me minus $1,000 and without a car for two weeks. Also, my fiance and I have had a huge fight which is leaving me worried.
Anyways, at work, we have a cart that we put flowers with vases in (we remove them from the tables at the end of the day). We are supposed to put them in the walk-in refrigerator, which I usually do. Last night, I accidentally put them in the freezer part, which ended up cracking and breaking all of the vases. I honestly did not remember doing this...I have no idea why I would have done that. I feel like I was just on autopilot and not thinking straight. When my boss asked if I knew who did it, I said I remember I had them but that was it. When I was thinking about it more, I got scared that maybe I did do it. I was going to talk to my boss about it, but before I could she pulled me into her office and asked if I was sure that I didn't do it, because many people at work said it was me. I told her that I was thinking about it, and maybe it was just an absent-minded mistake, though I didn't remember exactly that I did it. She then said she has to talk to her boss about what to do with me.
I am really nervous. Can I get fired? Will I have to pay for all of it? I really don't have that kind of money. She said I am responsible for breaking $1,500 worth of stuff, but they were years old, cracked, and chipped. I have been there for two years and never been in trouble before.
TL;DR: Had a bad week, made an absent-minded mistake at work, am afraid that I will get fired or have to pay money that I don't have. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had a terrible week, and broke $1,500 worth of vases at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9dlu/tifu_had_a_terrible_week_and_broke_1500_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dihmy1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336266521 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t93e5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t93e5 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t93e5/dh1400/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | dh-1400 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t93e5/dh1400/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336432901 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tbz1t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tbz1t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tbz1t/tifu_i_opened_text_with_a_picture_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I was sitting in the break room when he texted me a picture. I didn't know it was going to be his cock. My coworkers saw it the minute I opened it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I opened text with a picture of my boyfriend's dick in a room full of coworkers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tbz1t/tifu_i_opened_text_with_a_picture_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | T3HK4T | null | None | null | null | null | 1336428395 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337380383 | null | False | null | tbuxn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tbuxn | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tbuxn/tifu_slammed_car_door_on_leg_fell_on_gf_late_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | I was supposed to meet my Girlfriend at her house at 7PM, to watch a movie. Knowing her, she hates when ANYBODY is late, so I watch tv, checking the time pretty much every time i remember...
Its about a 20 minute drive to her house, So i planned to leave at 6:35. I check the time, 6:40. I rush out the house. Got in the car, SLAM! only to have my footish legish region in the way, Driving over there was a pain... Got there 7:10, Had to call at around 7:05, and argued with her. When I got there, I got out my car and knocked, barely keeping my balance. When the door finally opened, I lost my balance and fell, right on my girlfriend. Being 40 pounds heavier then her, That weren't easy for either of us. After probably 4-5 minutes of getting back on our feet, We get in the car, and go to the movie. The movie started at 7:20, and We got there at 7:35. When we managed to get our tickets, and go to the theater, it was 7:42, and we had missed 10-15 minutes.
After the movie, I drove her home, got home, and sat on my couch, the pain in my leg, skyrocketing. I figured that it was probably sprained, Because the pain wasn't terrible. I slept funny that night, woke up with neck pain, nothing terrible.
Went to the doctor this morning, Turns out it was broken.
TL;DL: Slammed Car Door, Broke Leg, Drove, Argued with GF, Drove, 10-15 Min late to doctor, Drove.
Anyone need any more info? Comment, I'll do the best i can.
EDITS:
May 8: Foot Pains are over, just the broken part is bad. The doctors said it'd be a couple months, maybe longer. Probably longer. I'd take a picture, But you'd see a cast and some bruised skin, So nothing worth picturing. I will note, that after getting home, I noticed half the skin around there was barely attached, So I pulled it off (ow) and boy, I did some serious damage. X-Rays coming in tomorrow, probably.
May 18: The healing is going pretty well. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Slammed Car Door on Leg, Fell on GF, Late for Movie, Broke Leg. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tbuxn/tifu_slammed_car_door_on_leg_fell_on_gf_late_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Crazium | null | None | null | null | null | 1336365843 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | taq0l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_taq0l | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/taq0l/today_i_accidentally_grabbed_my_old_spice_bottle/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I accidentally grabbed my old spice bottle instead of my soda. I fucking sprayed it in my mouth... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/taq0l/today_i_accidentally_grabbed_my_old_spice_bottle/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336355369 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | taiyk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_taiyk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/taiyk/tifu_got_stuck_in_the_mud_on_my_way_to_a_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | As a poor college student, 142 dollars is an unimaginable amount.
I went down the road that my GPS told me to go down, but it was some backwoods unpaved country road, which apparently became impassibly muddy after a recent storm.
Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got stuck in the mud on my way to a party, had to pay 142 dollars to get towed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/taiyk/tifu_got_stuck_in_the_mud_on_my_way_to_a_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kittypie070 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336353077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tah9r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tah9r | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tah9r/tifu_by_shitting_up_a_fark_thread/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | [Thou Shalt Not Be A Farking DUMBASS](http://i.imgur.com/dboDH)
I got a 24 hour ban too which was fine by me.
What had me so pissed was not the ban at all.
It was the abrupt and utter loss of manners on my own part
that got other Farkers entangled in my idiotic f*ckery.
I ended up whining to the Mods for "Cleanup on Aisle 4", thus, the resultant *Gray Bars of Shame*, and the accompanying ban. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting up a Fark thread | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tah9r/tifu_by_shitting_up_a_fark_thread/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cutt3rs | null | None | null | null | null | 1336513017 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tdlbb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tdlbb | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tdlbb/tifu_by_having_a_friend_over/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm not *supposed* to have friends over when my dad's at work (I *am* allowed to have them on my driveway), but we had gone inside because the bugs were attacking us. We were inside for like, 10 minutes. I guess I missed the part where my friend used the bathroom, because when my dad came home slightly earlier than usual and went to grab something from my bathroom, the toilet seat was up. I am now on "probation" and am required to send my dad a picture of where I am every hour while he's at work (8AM to 5PM). This apparently "could have been worse" as my dad *quite likes* my friend, so he's letting me off "easy". | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a friend over. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tdlbb/tifu_by_having_a_friend_over/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | xyz66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336500681 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | td9x0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_td9x0 | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/td9x0/tifu_i_was_wandering_the_house_in_the_dark_at_2am/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | And to make shit worse, I made a bloody mess when trying to find a band aid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was wandering the house in the dark at 2am and stubbed my toe so bad that the toe nail came off completely. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/td9x0/tifu_i_was_wandering_the_house_in_the_dark_at_2am/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336488184 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcz8n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcz8n | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcz8n/tifu_came_so_hard_i_shot_myself_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Title says it all. I feel somehow violated...by myself. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Came so hard I shot myself in the face | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcz8n/tifu_came_so_hard_i_shot_myself_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SlutBuster | null | None | null | null | null | 1336469774 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tcpmq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcpmq | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcpmq/tifu_i_accidentally_shot_my_bedroom_with_a_shotgun/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | Today I unintentionally destroyed a comforter, a blanket, my fiance's favorite pillow, and put a hole through my mattress, through a picture frame, and then through the wall of my apartment. No one was hurt, but I spent the entire day feeling like a complete idiot.
[Pics, for illustration.](http://imgur.com/a/uDEes)
How did it happen?
TL;DR - I'm an idiot.
But for a play-by-play:
*Note: The logic that led up to this is incredibly stupid.*
The gun was unloaded after a recent trip to shoot clay pigeons. No kids in the house, so I usually store it under the bed, loaded.
I checked to make sure that the safety was on, and loaded it with big home-defense shells.
Then I decided that if someone *were* to break in, I'd rather injure them than kill them, so I put a round of birdshot in the chamber, ready to shoot.
*Then* I decided that if someone were to break in, the best result would be to scare them off by racking the shotgun, rather than having to actually shoot a person. So I took the birdshot out of the chamber, put a home defense round in its place, and put the birdshot in as the next round.
Now I had it all figured out. Zombies and/or murderous rampaging maniacs = shoot them with the first shot. Stupid kids or jumpy cat burglars = yell, pump the shotgun, then shoot a painful but (hopefully) non-lethal round if they decide to stick around.
At this point, I was done fucking around with hypothetical intruders and went to put the gun back under the bed.
I glanced at the safety, still on. Then, in a moment of genius, I gave the trigger a little pull, expecting to feel the trigger stop when it hit the safety catch.
Needless to say, the safety was NOT on.
I'm religious about pointing guns in the safest possible direction at all times, unloaded or not.
And today, when my ears were ringing, my bedroom was hazy, and my brain was trying to understand WTF had just happened, I became religious about never touching the trigger unless it's shooting time.
With the new bedding, repairing the hole in the wall, and a few "I'm sorry for shooting the bed while you were out" gifts to my old lady, this mistake cost me around $400. I realize that is a small price to pay, considering what a dangerous fuck up this was.
But it was still a serious fuck up.
Cross-posted from [r/CasualIAmA](http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/tbqoa/iaman_idiot_that_just_accidentally_fired_a/) and [r/guns](http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/tbrq4/just_ndd_a_shotgun_in_my_apartment_inside_city/), because a fellow redditor said that it belonged here. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I accidentally shot my bedroom with a shotgun. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcpmq/tifu_i_accidentally_shot_my_bedroom_with_a_shotgun/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | onlineamiga | null | None | null | null | null | 1336467407 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcoqd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcoqd | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcoqd/tifu_narrowly_avoided_a_dog_running_out_infront/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So now my insurance premiums are going to go up through the roof, as well as a 400€ excess. Dog ran out. I slammed breaks.. Dog stopped in the middle of the road, i swerved into the next lane a bit to avoid it. Dog survives and runs off. Woman in a crappy car hits my rear wheel arch. Leaving nothing but a small dent and a scuff on each others car.
Stupid t**t had an ambulance come and everything. I had to spend an hour down the police station explaining what happened.. And of course, its all my fault!!
Owner of the dog who obviously had it off its leash is obviously no where to be found.
Bye bye no claims bonus. Hello expensive insurance!!
I hope that f**in mutt is enjoying its life.
Despite that.. I'm glad I didn't kill a dog. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Narrowly avoided a dog running out infront of the car, had to swerve a bit. Woman hits me on the other lane. Despite only a scuff to both cars, she's claiming whiplash and everything... I should have hit the dog :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcoqd/tifu_narrowly_avoided_a_dog_running_out_infront/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bear_in_your_attic | null | None | null | null | null | 1336452663 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcgwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcgwb | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcgwb/tifu_girl_hints_me_towards_sex_ended_with_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | She was talking about having sex with me since 7th grade, tonight was the night she asked and i accepted but she later said no because i made to many jokes about George Bush. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Girl hints me towards sex, ended with me making joke about George Bush. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcgwb/tifu_girl_hints_me_towards_sex_ended_with_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336449731 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcenh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcenh | null | 73 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcenh/tifu_i_rubbed_toothpaste_all_over_my_pubes_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 170 | null | null | ...Let me explain.
I woke up early for work today, and started to get ready before I remembered I hadn't taken a shower last night like I usually do because I was too lazy. So, still not fully awake, I stumbled into the bathroom. I had seen some posts on Reddit saying how brushing your teeth in the shower saved time, so I decided now would be a good time to test it and I took my toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower with me.
I got out of a relationship a few weeks ago, so my pubes were starting to get a bit out of control. I noticed this and went to grab my shaving cream, but instead...I grabbed the toothpaste. Now before anyone calls me a fucking dumbass for mixing up the two, it should be noted that I use [this toothpaste](http://www.valmg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aquafreshdeepimpactcan.jpg), which looks and feels *a lot* like a can of shaving cream. So, I squirted some into my hand and proceeded to rub it all over my crotch.
Oh my God ***the burn***. The hot water from the shower only made it worse. 16 hours later and my vagina is still recovering. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I rubbed toothpaste all over my pubes while half asleep in the shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcenh/tifu_i_rubbed_toothpaste_all_over_my_pubes_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336439429 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tc4yz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tc4yz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tc4yz/tifu_i_opened_a_text_with_a_picture_of_my_fwbs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was sitting in the break room when I got a text from him. I didn't know it was a picture of his cock. My coworkers saw it when I opened it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I opened a text with a picture of my FWB's dick in front of my coworkers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tc4yz/tifu_i_opened_a_text_with_a_picture_of_my_fwbs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yajmah | null | None | null | null | null | 1336580678 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tevt6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tevt6 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tevt6/tifu_i_burnt_35_ham_hocks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 81 | null | null | I put them in the oven to slow cook and put the temperature a bit too high, came into the kitchen the next day to 35 fucked hocks and a very pissed off boss. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I burnt 35 ham hocks. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tevt6/tifu_i_burnt_35_ham_hocks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336576673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tesfs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tesfs | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tesfs/tifu_hid_a_bunch_of_smirnoff_ice_around_the_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Hid a bunch of Smirnoff Ice around the house to Ice my roommates, forgot about them, Iced myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tesfs/tifu_hid_a_bunch_of_smirnoff_ice_around_the_house/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | ireallylikereddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1336565246 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tekqo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tekqo | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tekqo/tifu_made_a_fool_of_myself_in_lit_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | So today we were looking at this "chick lit" novel, and I'll say this now because it'll be relevant for later - I'm one of two guys in my tutorial, and I'm not gay.
Tutor (who's female) asks us guys if we felt 'excluded' by the novel, because well you know, we're not girls.
First guy responds (makes some good points in mentioning his two sisters), and then it's my turn. I must note that I hardly talk in class, and now that I'm being asked to speak, I really want to make a good impression. Unlike this other guy, I don't have any siblings. I have a mother, but do I dare mention her? At the time, I didn't think so.
So, when I finally start talking, I say that I didn't feel excluded by the text. Instead, I say that I related to the main character (which is A GIRL). At this point some girl on my right does that 'light laugh' (you know, the one where you just blow air through your nose). I'm thinking 'fuck fuck' 'cause I can't justify my point, and so I put my hands on my face and go "what's that word ...", stumbling to try and think of something to say.
This awkward silence comes upon the room for about 4-5 seconds before the tutor shifts the conversation and asks a question to the rest of the class, and things return to normal. I don't sigh in relief - I sit there looking glum for the rest of the tutorial. At the time, I kept hating myself (and I still do), thinking that everyone thinks that I'm stupid, but then I get the idea that if I was seen to be 'gay', people could think that I was accidentally 'coming out' through a suggestive comment.
TL;DR: Tried to relate to a girl character in a chick lit novel. Failed miserably. I'm thinking that everyone else thinks I'm either gay or stupid. I hope they think I'm gay. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a fool of myself in lit class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tekqo/tifu_made_a_fool_of_myself_in_lit_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Justsomerandomgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336544694 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tebuh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tebuh | null | 60 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tebuh/tifu_my_boobs_deleted_my_final_paper_for_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | I pulled an all nighter last night to finish my paper. I was naked in bed because I just got out of the shower. I was writing my paper on my iPad and I decided I wanted to smoke. My cigarettes were on the floor next to my bed so I leaned over to grab them. I forgot to lock my iPad. One of my boobs hit the delete button on my iPad and deleted all my work. I'm always careful about these kinds of situations so I did have a somewhat recent save, but I lost a good 45 minutes, maybe an hour of work.
TLDR: my boobs deleted the paper off my iPad while leaning over it
Edit: I do have to add that after smoking that cigarette (window and blinds directly behind bed were open) I turned around to close the window and I see at the park adjacent to my backyard, was a man pushing a child (little sister or possibly daughter) staring in my window... I was still naked. I've never pulled the blinds down so quickly in my life! What a creep! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: my boobs deleted my final paper for my political science class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tebuh/tifu_my_boobs_deleted_my_final_paper_for_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IanTheSpah | null | None | null | null | null | 1336523903 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tdutp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tdutp | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tdutp/tifu_i_deleted_an_entire_song_that_i_had_just/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 121 | null | null | I had the final song and the demo next to eachother in GarageBand, and somehow I managed to click on the final version and delete it while trying to delete the demo. There is no way that I can retrieve the file. I really want to punch something right now! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I deleted an entire song that I had just finished
recording. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tdutp/tifu_i_deleted_an_entire_song_that_i_had_just/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ZapaBasoran | null | None | null | null | null | 1336692472 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thark | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thark | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thark/tifu_trusted_a_fart_that_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 123 | null | null | Liquid gas separator failed on me. Followed by the green apple quick step to the porta-john. Wipe after wipe couldn't make it clean. My eyes fell on the hand sanitizer. I soaked some paper with the sanitizer it washed my pants quite well.
Light bulb..
On a new wad of paper I squirted some sanitizer and proceeded to clean the chassis...
INSTANT REGRET!
I have no idea where the little girl screaming was...
It wasn't me... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Trusted a fart that wasn't | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thark/tifu_trusted_a_fart_that_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Live_for_Now | null | None | null | null | null | 1336686201 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | th5bn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_th5bn | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/th5bn/tifu_was_texting_flirty_messages_to_the_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 106 | null | null | I work for the official union magazine and just got his number yesterday but didn't save the contact. Also got the number of a girl at the gym but forgot that I wrote it down instead of put it in my phone. Assuming that I had, I texted flirty stuff to the unknown number in my phone, forgetting about the cop. Anyway, goodbye credibility at work. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was texting flirty messages to the girl I met at the gym. Turns out, I was actually texting the head of my state's police organization (PBA). | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/th5bn/tifu_was_texting_flirty_messages_to_the_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CrowCrowBro | null | None | null | null | null | 1336672523 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tgslz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tgslz | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tgslz/tifu_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_napping_inside/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 176 | null | null | I had a simple interview with a temporal employment agency and would have started on friday but while the lady was trying to enter my data into the system and I was forced to wait some 20 minutes at the lobby I just put my head down on my arm and closed my eyes for a bit since they didnt even have decent reading material for me to waste my time with and the only piece of art I could stare at was that of a green frog which got old pretty fast.
Long story short while all the workers where coming back from procuring their lunch the boss of the agency apperantly spottet me and relayed that I look like an irresponsible lazy fuck that cant be employed.
TL:DR; Do not attempt to sleep while at a job interview. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Didn't get a job because I was napping inside the lobby while waiting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tgslz/tifu_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_napping_inside/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PinkieDash1321 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336654869 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tgel4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tgel4 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tgel4/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_a_terrible_disease/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yesterday I was feeling terrible, but she insisted on kissing me goodbye. Now she's coughing up blood and feels terrible. If this weren't enough, we both have AP exams tomorrow, and prom the day after, which we've both spent quite a bit of euros on. fml | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving my girlfriend a terrible disease | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tgel4/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_a_terrible_disease/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Escapethefate888 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336640040 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tg7ts | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tg7ts | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tg7ts/tifu_by_farting_inside_a_sealed_plastic_ball/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | I was at a cycling event, open to all ages, and decided it would be fun to go on a ride meant for little kids, because this thing looked like some serious fun. It was a massive paddling pool, with massive inflatable balls floating around in it. The idea was, you were sealed inside one of the balls and could do some cool tricks and just generally have an awesome time. Anyway, while I was in one, I farted and it stunk so bad that I fell over, hit my face and had to beg to be let out. I then participated in the bike course. As I was biking along, I accidently knocked a small child off her bike by clipping the wheel. I stopped to see if she was ok, but she was already getting back on her bike.
Later, I had to pick my little brother up from a talent show and when I was getting out of the car, I slammed my finger in the door. My mum took me to the hospital and it turns out I have broken it in two places and pulled a ligament loose. And I swore like a sailor in front of lots of little kids
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by farting inside a sealed plastic ball, smacking my face on the side, knocking a small child off her bike and breaking my finger. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tg7ts/tifu_by_farting_inside_a_sealed_plastic_ball/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336621956 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tfxd6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tfxd6 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tfxd6/told_a_classmate_i_fed_his_mom_he_began_crying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Told a classmate I f***ed his mom. He began crying, and I learned that she had passed away the night before. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tfxd6/told_a_classmate_i_fed_his_mom_he_began_crying/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | misagrl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336612299 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tfoqs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tfoqs | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tfoqs/tifu_by_deciding_to_enjoy_nature/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I decided to take a walk since it was an exceptionally nice day out and 15 minutes in, a course of events happened:
1) Scratched myself on a rosebush
2) A wasp flew by my ear; me being afraid of wasps or anything that stings along with the weird fear of insects flying by my ears proceeded to freak out as a car was driving past me. I would assume they all had a good laugh watching me.
3) Tripped over a branch also bringing my boyfriend down with me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by deciding to enjoy nature | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tfoqs/tifu_by_deciding_to_enjoy_nature/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336777519 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tiwqj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tiwqj | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tiwqj/tifu_my_alarm_didnt_set_when_i_took_a_nap_and_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I've been doing so well too....at least he grades best 3 of 4. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - My alarm didn't set when I took a nap, and I missed a math quiz. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tiwqj/tifu_my_alarm_didnt_set_when_i_took_a_nap_and_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | allieFOUR20 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336776325 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tivv8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tivv8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tivv8/tifu_and_sent_a_the_wrong_version_of_my_resume_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I knew I should have double checked before I sent the email...but the version I sent was one that was I was very obviously still in the process of editing. AND when I realized this, my internet connection was down so I couldn't remedy the situation at that very moment D: I hope a mistake like this doesn't matter much to the company this concerns, because I'd reeeeeeally like to work for them. Wish me luck? lol | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and sent a the wrong version of my resume to a prospective employer D; | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tivv8/tifu_and_sent_a_the_wrong_version_of_my_resume_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShatnerMouth | null | None | null | null | null | 1336776108 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tivpd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tivpd | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tivpd/happy_friday_i_just_zoned_out_and_drove_80_miles/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Happy Friday. :) I just zoned out and drove 80 miles past my exit after a very long day, and I REALLY can't afford the fuel this week. What's something that you've royally fucked up from not paying attention?(x-post from r/askreddit) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tivpd/happy_friday_i_just_zoned_out_and_drove_80_miles/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336758014 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tigl9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tigl9 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tigl9/tifu_saw_a_girl_at_a_party_took_half_an_hour_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 138 | null | null | I put the "T" in quotations since this didn't happen today. However, a few minutes ago I experienced one of those regremories: you know, when you remember something stupid you did in the past that just fills you with self-loathing. Well, this debacle came back to me, and who better to share it with ~~then~~ than you lovely people?
A few weeks ago I was at a little shindig one of my friends was putting together to celebrate her college graduation/acceptance into the PeaceCorp. It was apparently a BYOB deal (which I didn't know at the time), so I was completely dry but mingling well. I see a cute girl across the room, decide to sack up and talk to her. No introductions (which probably would've tipped me off earlier), just small talk about benign subjects, mostly the music. I thought it was going pretty well.
After about half an hour of chit-chat I ask her how she knew the host. She looked at me like I was a moron (which, to be fair, I was), and said she was in the same class as us. I, oblivious as ever, pushed the topic and asked things like "what lab group are you in?" (my group) and "where do you usually sit?" (right next to me). Finally it dawns on me that THIS IS THE SAME DAMN GIRL I've been in classes with for the past TWO YEARS and facepalm like there was no tomorrow. I wasn't even smooth about it, either - I made it way too fucking obvious that I thought she was a complete stranger. I blamed it on me being slightly drunk (despite the fact that I was completely sober).
She took it pretty well, feigned outrageous offense initially until we walked down to the liquor store and I offered to get her a nice craft beer (Brooklyn Brewery black chocolate stout, best apology drink ever). After that I decided it would be best to go home before I made myself look any more foolish.
EDIT: "then" vs. "than": MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "T"IFU: Saw a girl at a party, took half an hour of flirting for me to realize she was my friend of 2 years | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tigl9/tifu_saw_a_girl_at_a_party_took_half_an_hour_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | binkyTHESINKrobinson | null | None | null | null | null | 1336757938 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tigja | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tigja | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tigja/tifu_i_turned_on_the_shower_took_a_piss_opened_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 179 | null | null | If I didn't stop myself there I probably would have attempted to flush the trash bin next. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I turned on the shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, proceeded to throw the wrapper into the shower and then the soap in the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tigja/tifu_i_turned_on_the_shower_took_a_piss_opened_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | naughtgranny23 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336731005 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thz7u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thz7u | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thz7u/tifu_i_decided_to_wear_pants_that_did_not_have_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | Today, I decided that I was going to wear an old pair of jeans that no longer have a button. Normally, I wouldn't do this. I honestly don't even know why I still have them. However, certain circumstances arose today that left me with no other option but to don these buttonless jeans. These circumstances were of the no-clean-clothes variety. The choice was obvious. Doing laundry was out of the question. So, I wore the pants. I considered the consequences and proceeded regardless. I figured it would be fine; I'd just hide out in my room, and no incidences would occur. Unfortunately, I didn't consider friends into the equation. My friends are really needy. I mean REALLY. So, as can be expected, I get a late night text from a friend saying that they desperately need a trash bag. It's one in the morning, and I don't particularly want to go. But I do. So, at one in the morning, I'm heading down the hall to my friend's dorm room, taking her the damn trash bag she needs so badly. Keep in mind, one is around the time that one of the dorms' hall directors makes rounds. So, I take "Helga" her trash bag and promptly head out, eager to get back to my room and Eagleheart. I leave her room, headed back to mine, with my pants dragging enough to cover my feet. (I'm bare-footed, and this makes me paranoid. I have a thing about feet.) I'm not really thinking. I just want to keep my feet out of visibility if I run into someone. My door's just a few feet ahead, just past the lobby. I actually make it to the edge of the lobby, see the hall director chatting with the guy on call at the desk, and then everything goes to the shitter. Distracted by their conversation, my foot slips and catches my pants just right. So fast that under different circumstances it would have been rather impressive, my pants drop to my ankles. Besides wearing broken pants with no belt, I am also not wearing underwear. I know what you're thinking at this point. "You were just asking for it." Honestly and truly, I am just a complete and total dumb ass. I am also far too lazy for my own good. I will probably be going commando for a few days more, until I decide to actually get up and do some laundry. Anyway, back to the story. So, here I am standing butt ass naked, at least from the bottom half. What do I do? Well of course the only logical thing. I clumsily run to the safety of my room while simultaneously uttering vulgar words at myself and trying to pull my pants up. Somehow I manage to get them up and not face plant into my door while I'm running. As I'm opening my door and headed inside, I just manage to hear the hall director say jokingly to the guy at the desk "Guess the carpet doesn't match the drapes, after all." This was a pun on my pink hair. I'm not sure what the logical reaction should be in this situation, cower and hide embarrassed under the covers or laugh hysterically at the image of pink pubes. Right now, it's a combination of both. We'll see how I feel when tomorrow comes, or the next time I run into them. So, yeah, tomorrow then. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I decided to wear pants that did not have a button. This did not end well. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thz7u/tifu_i_decided_to_wear_pants_that_did_not_have_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | muchmorepinteresting | null | None | null | null | null | 1336724802 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thwvz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thwvz | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thwvz/tifu_got_in_trouble_for_extremely_high_internet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | I work for a non-profit, our office has about 35 people full-time. It's a very relaxed atmosphere, and they know people go on Facebook, Twitter, etc., surf the web. They're pretty strict about not streaming video/music (like Pandora), because it uses so much bandwith, but nothing else.
I got a reminder email about non-work-related internet usage a few months ago, took note of it, thinking I was fine. Well, looks like G-Chat, Pinterest, Reddit, blogs and online shopping has gotten the best of me, because both my bosses sat me down today and told me that not only is my internet usage high, it's the highest in the office. Several gigs above even the social media/communications position, whose job it is to be online all the time.
I get all my work done, no problem, and currently my position is pretty slow, so I've been asking around to help out other people, but I work best multi-tasking, and leave alot of tabs open (which I explained, but they countered with leaving alot of tabs open doesn't use require alot of bandwith, there has been lots of clicking as well [I did know they monitored this stuff, just not how well/closely]).
I just feel like the worst employee - I just graduated last May and this is my first "real world" job, and even though I don't plan to stay here forever, this job will help me get to my ultimate job goal, and I don't want to screw up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got in trouble for extremely high internet usage at work when my job doesn't require me to me on the internet alot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thwvz/tifu_got_in_trouble_for_extremely_high_internet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | midnightcruiser | null | None | null | null | null | 1336866561 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tka2r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tka2r | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tka2r/tifu_tried_to_steal_my_dads_car_at_midnight_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 107 | null | null | On top of this it is 35 degrees (Celsius) out tonight, and I was constantly paranoid that the noise of the engines and doors slamming and ignition would wake up my dad, who has caught me trying to take his car before and would have killed me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to steal my dads car at midnight and reversed it down the hill on top of which it was parked before realising that the battery was dead. Spent the next 3 hours trying to push it back up the hill and trying to jumpstart it before eventually succeeding. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tka2r/tifu_tried_to_steal_my_dads_car_at_midnight_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336863778 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tk893 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tk893 | null | 41 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tk893/tifu_last_night_i_hooked_up_with_my_exfiance/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | So I broke up with my ex 3 weeks ago and we decided not to try and talk and to let some healing happen. All was going well. Then her mom called and apparently had my leather jacket. It belonged to my Grandfather and was left to me. So i met with her to get it and talk a little. We decided to go for a walk and talk about the break up and how each other is doing. Everything so far is going ok.
We walked for approximately two hours. and decided to get dinner. (we were hungry) So we went to subway, where i was told my sub was disgusting and it took about 15 minutes to make it. She used to work there so we got a kick out of it. so we went back to her apartment and ate. Again, so far so good. I wasn't depressed or being driven crazy yet.
After eating we decide to hang and watch a movie. This is where it got rough. There was almost an immediate relapse in our feelings. I was going to leave and i went to give her a hug and we couldn't let go. We ended up on the couch and started making out. then over the next two hour we got naked and then got more involved. Then I left.
TL;DR met ex to get back jacket. Ended up fornicating. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Last night i hooked up with my ex-fiance | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tk893/tifu_last_night_i_hooked_up_with_my_exfiance/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336838589 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tjr9u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjr9u | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjr9u/tifu_by_drunk_dialing_after_a_perfect_date/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | So I met this significantly older guy (I'm 21 and he's 38) online. We were texting for serval days non-stop and everything was going amazingly.
We finally met for drinks last night and I was super nervous, so I had a couple shots before I went out. Except oops! I forgot to eat first.
So I end up getting way too drunk and after he drops me off, he texts me to tell me what a great time he had. Do I just agree and go to bed? No. I stay up drinking with my friends and bomb his phone because I wanted him to a)buy us beer and b) come have sex with me. Yeah, I know, I suck.
UPDATE: Sent him one text around 1 pm apologizing and trying to joke about it. Haven't heard a word :(
I'm a shitty drunk. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: by drunk dialing after a perfect date | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjr9u/tifu_by_drunk_dialing_after_a_perfect_date/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dasding88 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336836630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjpzg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjpzg | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjpzg/tifu_gave_a_cigarette_to_a_pregnant_woman/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 85 | null | null | I didn't notice until as I was passing it to her; alas, too late. Felt bad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: gave a cigarette to a pregnant woman | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjpzg/tifu_gave_a_cigarette_to_a_pregnant_woman/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | naughtygranny91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336811780 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjgi8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjgi8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjgi8/tifu_i_realized_that_i_misspelled_my_previous/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So, I am a noob. I've been trying to avoid reddit, afraid that it would devour my soul. And now that I am here, I can confirm that it has. However, my friend "Helga" kept pushing the issue and pushing the issue that I get an account. She started out discreetly, showing me funny posts that she knew would interest me. (That bitch...) Slowly, she lured me into this god forbidden place. Before I knew it, I was hooked. Every time I tried to upvote on something I liked or comment on it and it told me I had to have an account, I died a little on the inside as I clicked no. So, as can be expected, I eventually gave in. I loved it. I went a little crazy, upvoting on everything and anything, even the stuff that I gave no fucks about. I was all excited and couldn't wait to see if I had earned any karma when I got back to the dorm from my finals. Unfortunately, I realized I could not log in. Upon investigation, I was able to discover the cause - a misspelled user name. So, naturally, I tried again with the correctly spelled username. It still didn't work. I tried several different passwords, and none of them worked. I had forgotten my damn password too! Just great... So, I made a new account. Unfortunately, my previous CORRECTLY spelled username was already taken. So, here I am. Just lil 'ole me. naughtygranny91. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I realized that I misspelled my previous account's name. Then I realized I didn't know the password for that misspelled account. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjgi8/tifu_i_realized_that_i_misspelled_my_previous/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bubbabloke | null | None | null | null | null | 1336805992 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjegd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjegd | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjegd/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjegd/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336801952 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjcj2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjcj2 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjcj2/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | He seemed to take it like a champ. I felt like shit. Will never comment on people's injuries ever again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjcj2/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | imawaffle | null | None | null | null | null | 1336797699 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tja82 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tja82 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tja82/tifu_didnt_help_a_girl_that_i_think_was_being/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | I'm probably gonna live with regret about this situation for a long time.
I was taking a late night walk to Kwik Trip to grab some smokes and a drink, and started heading back, and I seen this person walking on the parking lot, heading the same way. I didn't think to much of it. There were a few buildings between us, but I knew we'd hit the crosswalk at the same time. As I'm coming to the crosswalk, I can see this person now, and there's a car parked next to her. They're talking angrily, and she slams the door, yells something, and continues walking towards me. We get to the crosswalk at the same time, she pushes the button, and I smile and nod, light up my cigarette and wait for the light. He pulls up to the light and yells out to her. I couldn't make out what he said exactly. But he sounded angry. She ignores him. Light says for us to walk, and instead of walking with me, she turns and heads away from me. I'm thinking "What the fuck? Mmk" and start walking before the light goes off. He whips around and starts following her.
So I get to the other side, look back, and she's heading towards Kwik Trip, with him following with his car. Now I'm concerned. So I start walking along the road, watching to make sure she doesn't get hurt, or anything, and they disappear behind a building. I keep walking thinking I'll see them on the other side. Nope. So I cross the road right there. I walked around for 45 minutes and couldn't find anything.
I feel horrible. I'm back home now, and all I can think is that I should have said something. She could've come back to my grandma's place (where I'm staying) and hung out until he gave up. Called the cops if he trespassed. I mean, shit, I don't have anything going on. Granted, I didn't know the situation. But I should've at least said something. "Hey, you alright?" "Yeah." "Good." But I didn't. I hate myself for not saying anything, and I doubt I'll be going to sleep. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Didn't help a girl that I think was being stalked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tja82/tifu_didnt_help_a_girl_that_i_think_was_being/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | the_BIG_chief | null | None | null | null | null | 1336940813 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tle36 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tle36 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tle36/tifu_told_my_girlfriend_the_truth_when_she_asked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 62 | null | null | My casual and retarded response: "Well babe, you aren't exactly in soccer season shape right now soooo, yeah." I have literally no idea what made me think that would work. In retrospect I suppose I could chalk it up to ignorance, in that I did not take the time to realize that I was standing in the eye of the hurricane and my best bet was to just shut up and run for cover. Or perhaps it was the smell of a challenge, daring to become a man among men and turn the mother of all lose-lose situations into a winner. Either way I fucked myself pretty good here, which I'm positive constitutes the last time ill be getting fucked any time soon. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: told my girlfriend the truth when she asked me "am I getting fat?" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tle36/tifu_told_my_girlfriend_the_truth_when_she_asked/ | null | null | null | null |
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Thank you Reddit, and thanks to every one of you who supported me, as well as those who did not.
Compared to how I felt when I posted this, I feel much better, even if I still worry about the consequences in my neighborhood.
I'm now going to get some sleep. Sorry to all who I did not replied, I'll try to catch up tomorrow, even if it's only to thank you.
Good night Reddit.
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Edit2:
Update on Monday evening.
I spent a normal night, followed by a normal day. The only times I could think of the event were on the positive side, to try to use it as a valued experience and get out all the lessons possible.
My only coward move: I decided to doge the neighborhood issue and move to a new place. Will put my twenties behind me and use my newly and hardly earned experience to move on.
No news from the girl, no news from the cops, no news from the news. Might be early but I doubt than I'll get any actual trouble. My back is covered.
So in the end, this TIFU of the week (thanks to the mods) ended not so fucked up.
Thanks to Reddit :)
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Original Post:
So as the title says, I’m a 27 years old guy into bondage and shibari. I was clubbing with a friend and I met this nice 18 years old girl. We started talking and dancing then we took some drinks and started making up. We went to my place and she undressed herself and we started the preliminaries. Since she was very nice and that she did some kinky talking, I opened up myself and told her I was into bondage and that I wanted to tie her up. She agreed and laid down into my bed spreading her arms towards the bedpost. As I reached for my rope in the closet, a standard white rope from the general store, she freaked out, snapped, and ran out of my place, naked.
I stood still, shell shocked, for what could have been seconds or minutes, I don’t have a clue. Then my brain started to process that shit had hit the fan and I “decided” to follow her because the only two other options I could come up with were hiding and or fleeing, neither of which seemed very smart given that at that point I knew I would have to deal with judgment of others. I did not run, in order to try to not seem like I was pursuing her. I was still in underpants, just because my brain did not realized it, but on second thinking, I guess it helped to put myself in a level of vulnerability similar to hers, or at least not as menacing as if I was a fully clothed guy running after a naked girl.
It was around 5 am, I heard her knocking on my neighbor’s doors at the upper floor. As I went through the stair case I heard my neighbor open the door then the girl’s voice, but I did not understood a word, and then the door being slam closed. I stayed in front of the door for a few moments trying to hear what she was telling, but I was still unable to understand it. I slowly knocked and put my hands over my head.
After about a minute, my neighbor, a very nice black lady, opened her door. I had never met her before, talk about first impressions… As she said nothing I apologized for the inconvenience and as I had no idea what she had been told by the girl, I bluntly told her the truth. As she was still silent and that she still looked half asleep, I proposed to go fetch the girl clothes and belongings, she said ok and closed the door as I turned back.
Back to my place, I gathered the girl’s stuff and as I put my clothes on, I started to really get afraid about what was going to happened next. I was sure the cops were going to be called, that I would end up in jail, that it was the last time I was leaving my flat before a long time. I watered my plants, shut down the electricity, dropped the key in the mail box, and left.
Back to my neighbor’s door, I gave her the girl belongings, and she told me to wait here. I waited. I heard them talking, again, without getting the meaning of the words, certain that they were calling the cops. She came back a few minutes later and, surprisingly, told me to get in, to discuss and to try to settle down the matter.
So I followed her into her place, we sat around the coffee table. The girl was here, silent, avoiding looking into my eyes. I think she kind of realized that she overreacted, but that she was committed at that point, and that given the situation it was futile to try to fix it up. My neighbor asked again what had happened. The girl said nothing but that she got afraid. I, again, told the truth, that she agreed to try bondage. My neighbor then said that “we” were not calling the police, I nearly smiled and jumped of relief and happiness but I managed to contain myself hiding my face with my palms.
She also said that she did not know what bondage was. Awkward moment for me, as I explained it to her, I saw her face gradually turn from sleepy to disgust. She told me that it was no way to treat a girl; I tried to argue that she was consenting; she said I should be ashamed, and willingly or not, that’s what I did. I felt ashamed. I still feel ashamed, and that’s seriously killing me. I nearly throw up typing this.
She then told me to call and give them money for a taxi, and that she would bring the girl back home. We left her place and they left the building, I have not heard of them since.
I went back home, my legs crumbled as I closed my door. So did my mind as I cried as I never cried since my teenage years. I crawled to my bed, sobbing, and after a while, for the next 24h, felt asleep, or rather my brain turned off from the shock.
As I woke up this morning, I wondered, hoped, that it was just a nightmare, but my rope on the floor and her perfume on my sheets left me no doubt. I threw up.
Now I’m trying to deal with this horrible feeling, guilt mixed with shame, the worst I’ve ever felt all my life. In the pas I’ve had about a dozen of bondage experiences, all consenting, some for their first time. I also had my lot of rejections. I know that when she said no it means no. But never someone did say yes only to flee as if I was to rape her, until now. Sure we had some drinks but we were far from being drunk. And as far as I know she did not deny being consenting. The only thing I heard her say is that I scared her.
Am I really guilty? Should I really be ashamed? Is there something wrong with my fetish? Is there something wrong with ME? What should I think? What should I do?
Please Reddit, help me.
TL;DR: I proposed bondage to a girl, she said yes, then freaked out at seeing a rope, ran to my neighbor naked place, did not call the cops, but now I have to deal with this horrible feeling and social consequences. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I'm into bondage. I met a girl in a club and she agreed to be tied-up, but when she saw the rope she ran out of my place, naked, and woke up my neighbor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tl7bl/tifu_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336930807 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tl6ot | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tl6ot | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tl6ot/tif_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So as the title says, I’m a 27 years old guy into bondage and shibari. I was clubbing with a friend and I met this nice 18 years old girl. We started talking and dancing then we took some drinks and started making up. We went to my place and she undressed herself and we started the preliminaries. Since she was very nice and that she did some kinky talking, I opened up myself and told her I was into bondage and that I wanted to tie her up. She agreed and laid down into my bed spreading her arms towards the bedpost. As I reached for my rope in the closet, a standard white rope from the general store, she freaked out, snapped, and ran out of my place, naked.
I stood still, shell shocked, for what could have been seconds or minutes, I don’t have a clue. Then my brain started to process that shit had hit the fan and I “decided” to follow her because the only two other options I could come up with were hiding and or fleeing, neither of which seemed very smart given that at that point I knew I would have to deal with judgment of others. I did not run, in order to try to not seem like I was pursuing her. I was still in underpants, just because my brain did not realized it, but on second thinking, I guess it helped to put myself in a level of vulnerability similar to hers, or at least not as menacing as if I was a fully clothed guy running after a naked girl.
It was around 5 am, I heard her knocking on my neighbor’s doors at the upper floor. As I went through the stair case I heard my neighbor open the door then the girl’s voice, but I did not understood a word, and then the door being slam closed. I stayed in front of the door for a few moments trying to hear what she was telling, but I was still unable to understand it. I slowly knocked and put my hands over my head.
After about a minute, my neighbor, a very nice black lady, opened her door. I had never met her before, talk about first impressions… As she said nothing I apologized for the inconvenience and as I had no idea what she had been told by the girl, I bluntly told her the truth. As she was still silent and that she still looked half asleep, I proposed to go fetch the girl clothes and belongings, she said ok and closed the door as I turned back.
Back to my place, I gathered the girl’s stuff and as I put my clothes on, I started to really get afraid about what was going to happened next. I was sure the cops were going to be called, that I would end up in jail, that it was the last time I was leaving my flat before a long time. I watered my plants, shut down the electricity, dropped the key in the mail box, and left.
Back to my neighbor’s door, I gave her the girl belongings, and she told me to wait here. I waited. I heard them talking, again, without getting the meaning of the words, certain that they were calling the cops. She came back a few minutes later and, surprisingly, told me to get in, to discuss and to try to settle down the matter.
So I followed her into her place, we sat around the coffee table. The girl was here, silent, avoiding looking into my eyes. I think she kind of realized that she overreacted, but that she was committed at that point, and that given the situation it was futile to try to fix it up. My neighbor asked again what had happened. The girl said nothing but that she got afraid. I, again, told the truth, that she agreed to try bondage. My neighbor then said that “we” were not calling the police, I nearly smiled and jumped of relief and happiness but I managed to contain myself hiding my face with my palms.
She also said that she did not know what bondage was. Awkward moment for me, as I explained it to her, I saw her face gradually turn from sleepy to disgust. She told me that it was no way to treat a girl; I tried to argue that she was consenting; she said I should be ashamed, and willingly or not, that’s what I did. I felt ashamed. I still feel ashamed, and that’s seriously killing me. I nearly throw up typing this.
She then told me to call and give them money for a taxi, and that she would bring the girl back home. We left her place and they left the building, I have not heard of them since.
I went back home, my legs crumbled as I closed my door. So did my mind as I cried as I never cried since my teenage years. I crawled to my bed, sobbing, and after a while, for the next 24h, felt asleep, or rather my brain turned off from the shock.
As I woke up this morning, I wondered, hoped, that it was just a nightmare, but my rope on the floor and her perfume on my sheets left me no doubt. I threw up.
Now I’m trying to deal with this horrible feeling, guilt mixed with shame, the worst I’ve ever felt all my life. In the pas I’ve had about a dozen of bondage experiences, all consenting, some for their first time. I also had my lot of rejections. I know that when she said no it means no. But never someone did say yes only to flee as if I was to rape her, until now. Sure we had some drinks but we were far from being drunk. And as far as I know she did not deny being consenting. The only thing I heard her say is that I scared her.
Am I really guilty? Should I really be ashamed? Is there something wrong with my fetish? Is there something wrong with ME? What should I think? What should I do?
Please Reddit, help me.
TL;DR: I proposed bondage to a girl, she said yes, then freaked out at seeing a rope, ran naked to my neighbor place, did not call the cops, but now I have to deal with this horrible feeling and social consequences. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIF: I'm into bondage. I met a girl in a club and she agreed to be tied-up, but when she saw the rope she ran out of my flat, naked, and woke up my neighbors. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tl6ot/tif_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuckyeahjake | null | None | null | null | null | 1336895807 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tkr1b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tkr1b | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tkr1b/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_my_first_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | The more I think about this, the more it sounds petty and juvenile, like something off of Sweet Sixteen, but it's actually one of the most frustrating things I've ever FU'd. So I'm 19. Since I was 5, I've been obsessed with cars. I could name every make driving down the street with my parents. A few years thereafter, I was diagnosed with ADD. How relevant this is, exactly, I'm unsure. My father thinks my driving accidents are due in large part—and he's probably right—to some fundamental inability to focus on lots of things at once. I don't know. Anyway, because I wasn't doing well in school, I wasn't allowed to get my permit until 16, and my license until 17, but by that point, things were looking up. I was doing better in school, taking medication for my ADD, and driving all over! I live in Atlanta, which isn't a very pedestrian-friendly city, so this is BIG. The vast majority of my friends live in a neighborhood which would've been about an hour walk away, but is now a fifteen minute drive.
Anyway, I'd been driving for close to a year when I set out one day and totaled my mom's car. Long story short, I was going around a blind corner, swerved to get out of the way of another car, slammed into a parked pickup. Now, when I say totaled—the car was drivable, but considering it was close to fifteen years old, the insurance company decided it wasn't worth it to fix it and therefore declared it totaled. My mom spent $16,000 on a new car, which we're lucky enough to be able to afford, but you know, it's never really ideal. Now, for some reason, a few weeks later, my dad trusted me to drive, and on what I think must've been my first or second drive after the accident, in a parking lot, I backed into another car who was also backing out. This ended my driving for close to eight months. That brings us to the present. When I was home for spring break about a month and a half ago, I drove, completely successfully. It's two weeks into my summer vacation, and I'd been driving accident free, until another parking lot collision. I was backing out, not looking where I should've been, and bumped into another car that was on its way out of the lot.
So, for those of you keeping count, in less than a year, I've had a total of three accidents, totaling two cars (the car I was in and the car I hit) and surely doubling my parents' insurance at the least. Believe me, I have no illusions about how much all this sucks. What keeps nagging at me, though, is if I'd gone to my car ten seconds later, I wouldn't have had the third (and presumably final) accident. All these accidents, in fact, could've been avoided if something, *anything,* had taken just a few seconds longer, which is really weird to think about. But what's worse, and this is admittedly pretty selfish on my part, but my grandparents were going to drive down in a few weeks to give me their 2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible. I was going to get my own car. Despite my past fuckups, I was *this close* to getting the present I've wanted for fourteen years, and just like that, it's not going to happen. It was so unfathomably close to happening, but now it's not going to.
**tl;dr:** privileged white kid gets in three accidents, doesn't get convertible. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screwing myself out of my first car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tkr1b/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_my_first_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336867966 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tkb03 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tkb03 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tkb03/tifu_gagged_on_food_before_forcefully_pulling_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I think I'm done eating chicken for a while, guys. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gagged on food before forcefully pulling it out of my throat and throwing up a little (at a fancy restaurant with my date) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tkb03/tifu_gagged_on_food_before_forcefully_pulling_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337038023 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tn9fb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tn9fb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tn9fb/tifu_senior_project_presentation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today was the day I prepared so much for: The presentation of my senior project. I was told I'd be presenting at 4:30, and that I was cleared to go.
So, today after school, I get all dressed up, eat a snack, brush my teeth, and take a dose of my ADD medication so I could stay focused. I come in about a half hour early so I could get some extra last minute practice in, only to be told that my portfolio didn't meet standard, so I couldn't present today, and that I'd have to write an appeal to get it rescheduled.
Thanks project staff for not letting me know it didn't meet standard. I figured not hearing back or getting it returned meant it was okay. Just goes to show how wrong that was.
tl;dr I showed up to present my senior project only to be told I can't. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Senior Project Presentation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tn9fb/tifu_senior_project_presentation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RacistIllithid | null | None | null | null | null | 1337037661 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tn93o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tn93o | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tn93o/tifu_i_was_texting_my_girlfriend_and_autocorrect/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 160 | null | null | No, she doesn't believe me, maybe correct title would be "Today apple fucked up". | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I was texting my girlfriend and autocorrect turned "ssdfs" (an expression of surprise) into "Sarah" (Not my girlfriends name). She thinks I cheated on her. Fuck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tn93o/tifu_i_was_texting_my_girlfriend_and_autocorrect/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | squeeeeek | null | None | null | null | null | 1337022829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmvfj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmvfj | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmvfj/tifu_i_watched_fear_and_loathing_in_las_vegas/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I watched "fear and loathing in las vegas" without smoking before.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmvfj/tifu_i_watched_fear_and_loathing_in_las_vegas/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | jsfox | null | None | null | null | null | 1337019427 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmser | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmser | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmser/tifu_i_posted_my_address_on_a_comment_thread/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I actually did this yesterday, and then went to bed and only discovered it by accident today. Thankfully, there weren't that many people on the thread, but I'm nervously awaiting... something... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I posted my address on a comment thread, instead of a PM. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmser/tifu_i_posted_my_address_on_a_comment_thread/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | philmarreddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1337012680 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmmpi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmmpi | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmmpi/tifu_dropped_my_beer_in_a_scum_puddle_didnt_taste/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | http://www.flickr.com/photos/phil_marion/3959872817/lightbox/ | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: dropped my beer in a scum puddle. Didn't taste so bad afterwards. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmmpi/tifu_dropped_my_beer_in_a_scum_puddle_didnt_taste/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iKilledMyFunny | null | None | null | null | null | 1336992099 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmaaw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmaaw | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmaaw/tifu_had_been_applying_for_a_job_for_4_months_now/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 387 | null | null | Well actually its not like I fucked up today. Its like I've been fucking up for the past 120 days but just realized it today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Had been applying for a job for 4 months now. Didn't get one single call back and today I learned that I had the wrong phone number written on my resume. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmaaw/tifu_had_been_applying_for_a_job_for_4_months_now/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CranesFlight | null | None | null | null | null | 1336983821 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tm78y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm78y | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm78y/tifu_got_ejected_from_dodgers_stadium_for_booze/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So, I didn't realize that bringing in sneaky booze was a huge issue at Dodger stadium. I thought if they caught you, they'd just toss your booze, like at most venues. I did not know that they will actually call police and ban you from the park. I had no idea this was such a big deal. I had bought tickets for my best friend for his birthday, and had put a lot of work and money into surprising him with the trip.
then, not only did i fuck up by not getting into the game, I also cried about it like a stupid little baby, which was probably so super selfish. I should have just sucked it up and walked home so that the rest of my friends could enjoy the game without feeling guilty, but no. I cry like a stupid kid. For the record, I am a lady-type, and I am a pretty capable, hands on feminist sort of lady. But EVERY TIME something like this happens, I CRY LIKE A CHILD. It's not like i cry because I"m expecting someone else to fix the problem for me, I just cry because that happens to my face. It usually ends in a few minuets and I go on to just solve the problem, I just seem to have a crying phase before the "sucking it up and dealing with it" phase. And every time I cry over something stupid like this, I FEEL LIKE I AM BETRAYING MY ENTIRE GENDER by falling into an awful sterotype.
Then I got lost with my other friend , who is a responsable adult who NEVER DOES STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS and was stuck walking my dumb, weepy ass back to Echo Park,(my friend who had the birthday went back to the game) in Elysian park and walked down the wrong side of the mountain, which puts you pretty much ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.
While we were trying to re-orient ourselves and find our way out of the park and back to Echo Park, my birthday friend calls me. Our other friends kind of ditched him and he got too drunk and was also ejected from the park. By the time i found my way back to Echo Park, my drunk birthday friend's phone had died and I couldn't find HIM.
I mean, we don't live too, too far away from the stadium. But I didn't find him until we both gave up dragged our asses home.
I am THE WORST at birthday surprises. I am 28 fucking years old and should KNOW BETTER than to do stupid shit like this. But I seriously, seriously thought that the punishment for bringing booze into an event was to have your booze thrown out and to get a lecture or something. I had no idea that the penalty was ejection from the event and to be threatened with getting arrested, even after I was all like "Oh shit I am sorry I don't want any trouble just let me talk to my friends before I leave and tell them what happened." The entire time, the security guard was video-taping me with a hand-held camera and accusing me of being "hysterical". Sure I was crying, but I was being 100% compliant with the guards and I was not drunk nor arguing with them. I don't do sports, have no actual interest in baseball and had only gone to make my friend happy. So I guess the moral here is I should just stay the fuck away from sports. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got ejected from Dodgers Stadium for booze after I had planned a birthday trip for my best friend for weeks. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm78y/tifu_got_ejected_from_dodgers_stadium_for_booze/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sageo3000 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336981020 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tm64v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm64v | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm64v/tifu_dwi/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | got drunk at the bar, tried to drive home, instead parked in the bank parking lot down the street, tossed keys in the backseat, went to sleep. A helpful citizen called me. Cops showed up an hour later, woke me up, blew a .16, got a dwi. Apparently, i drunkenly admitted to DWI when cops sobriety tested me. a test i failed miserably. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: DWI | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm64v/tifu_dwi/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tom72 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336980497 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tm5x3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm5x3 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm5x3/tifu_didnt_order_my_cap_and_gown_for_graduation_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | It was all procrastination, really, and some fear of asking my parents for the money when it was already past a certain date and having them chew me out. The website now says I will have to buy it from them when they arrive at my school this Friday. I messaged them asking if I could still mail my order, since they're located about 1 1/2 away from where I live.
Mom was pissed. I can buy it Friday and just get to their desk quickly or ask to borrow a cousin's cap and gown, but that is just so shameful since I could have ordered it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Didn't order my cap and gown for graduation a couple months ago. Checked what address to mail in the form + $20 late fee, then the website says they are not taking orders for my school. They all arrive on Friday. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm5x3/tifu_didnt_order_my_cap_and_gown_for_graduation_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jcharney | null | None | null | null | null | 1336965132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlwkc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlwkc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlwkc/tifu_by_ditching_my_boyfriend_and_his_parents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | After our university's big commencement ceremony in the football stadium, my boyfriend, and his parents visiting from Jamaica were supposed to come out to lunch with me and my parents. For some reason I didn't want to and decided to drop all 3 of them at his apartment before going home with my parents. It had been the plan that all six of us would go out together, but I just wanted to go home.
I don't know what I was thinking. They think I'm a very rude person now and it will be awkward the rest of the time while they're visiting. I have made a bad impression that will probably last forever, and might even extend to my parents. It was really hurtful to my boyfriend also. He told me I didn't really care about anyone but myself and I guess he's right.
It's a learning opportunity, I suppose...but a very painful one to know how much I hurt other people. I kind of hate myself right now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ditching my boyfriend and his parents after commencement. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlwkc/tifu_by_ditching_my_boyfriend_and_his_parents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336960630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlszx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlszx | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlszx/tifu_i_got_my_mom_a_gift_card_to_lane_bryant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 118 | null | null | Yeah basically that is it. In all fairness though they are subtle about it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got my mom a gift card to Lane Bryant without realizing it was a plus size clothing store. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlszx/tifu_i_got_my_mom_a_gift_card_to_lane_bryant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Justsomerandomgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336956117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlpf7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlpf7 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlpf7/tmlbfu_today_my_little_brother_fucked_up_made_our/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TMLBFU (today my little brother fucked up): made our mom cry on mother's day | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlpf7/tmlbfu_today_my_little_brother_fucked_up_made_our/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336954908 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tloj0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tloj0 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tloj0/tifu_girlfriends_physco_mom_caught_me_and_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Probably should have used a throwaway for this, but whatever.
Alright, so I will frequently go over to my girlfriends house after school and fool around. But today, a mutual friend of ours (a guy) decided to be a total cockblock and follow us, just to be mean. Skip to her house. GF and I are messing around in bathroom, friend watching TV in her bedroom. I'm in boxers and her in my hoodie and undies. We walk out to move to the bedroom and just chill from then on when we all hear "******, get down here!!"
We totally didn't here her mom come home. But it was too late by this point. My friend and I grab all the shit we see and rush to her closet. Her mom comes upstairs and asks my SO where we are. She says she has no idea, then her mom called out to us and said we had 3 seconds before she called the MP's (GF lives on a military base, gets better and better). I had no clothes to put on, and my friend is in a beater and jeans. So I get the only thing I can grab. So I'm standing next to a guy in front of my SO's mom with her BABY BLANKET wrapped around my bangers and mash.
She screamed at us, asked us "what the fuck do we think we're messing with," that kind of stuff. In the end, told us to GTFO. Also, her mom was hitting her and yelling at her so bad she blacked out onto the floor.
So now my SO will probably be transferred, and we can't talk at all over the summer.
**TL;DR: SO's physco mom caught me and a mutual guy friend in her closet, my dingaling wrapped in her baby blanket. Cops were almost called and relationship on verge of ending.**
So, how bad did I fuck up? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Girlfriend's physco mom caught me and my friend in her bedroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tloj0/tifu_girlfriends_physco_mom_caught_me_and_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | br7anjc | null | None | null | null | null | 1337116829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toud0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toud0 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toud0/tifu_mixed_up_schedule_missed_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | Hi reddit, if this is in the wrong place, let me know. I recently started my fist paid job at a restaurant, and I've had to ask off work for four thing recently. (2 weeks at job). Today I was supposed to work and didn't realize it, and skipped. I'm not sure what they think of me. When I called to talk about it, one of the managers sounded a little upset, more frustrated than mad, the other one was understanding. I do not know what is going to happen. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Mixed up schedule, missed work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toud0/tifu_mixed_up_schedule_missed_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | scraggz111 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337112282 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toq2j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toq2j | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toq2j/tifu_called_someone_with_a_brain_damaged_dad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So this guy at college made a tiny mistake - I don't even remember what - and I called him brain damaged, more as a joke than an insult, and then proceeded to tell a joke about brain damage at which point he asked me to stop because his dad is brain damaged. I just shut up and walked away feeling terribly awkward. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Called someone with a brain damaged dad brain damaged. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toq2j/tifu_called_someone_with_a_brain_damaged_dad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337111018 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toorm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toorm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toorm/tifu_lost_a_chance_at_an_internship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Burnt a long bridge there. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost a chance at an internship. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toorm/tifu_lost_a_chance_at_an_internship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuzzlenuts | null | None | null | null | null | 1337062738 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tntai | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tntai | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tntai/tifu_by_discovering_rtifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | ... I should have been in bed hours ago. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by discovering /r/TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tntai/tifu_by_discovering_rtifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Geves | null | None | null | null | null | 1337053196 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnmr3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnmr3 | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnmr3/tifu_almost_burned_the_house_down/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | That "self-cleaning" button on the oven is a liar! Apparently you need to clean the oven "before" it self-cleans itself :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU almost burned the house down | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnmr3/tifu_almost_burned_the_house_down/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | horserashish | null | None | null | null | null | 1337050769 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnkqy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnkqy | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnkqy/tifu_spent_the_weekend_drunk_at_a_bachelor_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I dont remember a thing. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spent the weekend drunk at a bachelor party, got caught masturbating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnkqy/tifu_spent_the_weekend_drunk_at_a_bachelor_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gwallac2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337047692 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tni1e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tni1e | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tni1e/tifu_had_the_chance_to_make_1600_in_a_week_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | its a medical study up in knoxville, i'm from atlanta... this is my 2nd trip here and i'm completely broke. I played some shows with my band over the weekend before this morning and the alcohol was still in my system. so yeah, this is 100% my fault. my friend already did the study and had no reaction to the medicine, apparently no one has a reaction to the medicine... the Mad Men part is because they keep you in the hospital with nothing to do, aka watch that non stop. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had the chance to make $1,600 in a WEEK and all I have to do is take some bone marrow pills AND WATCH MAD MEN | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tni1e/tifu_had_the_chance_to_make_1600_in_a_week_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337046918 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnhbm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnhbm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnhbm/tifu_trying_to_do_spring_cleaning/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | That "self-cleaning" button on the oven is a liar! Apparently you need to clean the oven "before" it self-cleans itself :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to do spring cleaning... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnhbm/tifu_trying_to_do_spring_cleaning/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TitusAndroidicus | null | None | null | null | null | 1337202704 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337211740 | null | False | null | tqk4m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqk4m | null | 286 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqk4m/tifu_emailed_a_porn_link_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 877 | null | null | I was doing some homework today. One of things my psychology professor wanted was a link to a specific psychology experiment. I found one, copied it, and before I could send the email... my boner hijacked my brain and convinced me to fap instead of finish the email. Found a good fap link, copy+paste into browser, successful fap session. During my post-ejaculatory mental fog, I pasted it into the email and sent it before I even realized what the hell I had done. I... I think I have no choice but to drop out now. I can't show my face in that class ever again. I mean, it was filthy porn too. I'm fucked.
**EDIT:** For science, here's the link I sent her:
http://www.xvideos.com/video38930/big_tit_bubble_butt_interracial_fuck
God help me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Emailed a porn link to my professor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqk4m/tifu_emailed_a_porn_link_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337202537 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tqjz8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqjz8 | null | 6 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqjz8/tifu_a_chance_for_a_casual_flingnsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'd met this girl little bit back, we chatted for a bit then she cuts to the chase and asks to hook up some time soon. She asks for some pics, which I'm happy to provide knowing where this is going and she's truly impressed. Here's where it all goes south: She says since I can't meet her today why doesn't she call and I fap for her on the phone. Being a guy who doesn't (really, I just never made it a habit in my teen years. Too late now) I said I don't do that I usually let other people do it for me since that works better. She then asks if I sleep with a lot of women, to which I say a fair amount, no big numbers but from time to time. Must have been some way I worded it because her voice got serious and she says "I'm not interested in a man who gets around too much. I hate players" hung up and hasnt spoken to me again. I'm not even that kind of guy :(. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a chance for a casual fling.NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqjz8/tifu_a_chance_for_a_casual_flingnsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ph00w | null | None | null | null | null | 1337200081 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337202725 | null | False | null | tqhry | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqhry | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqhry/tifu_caught_by_parents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Today i fucked up.
Today is the last day of a 3 week celebration-tradition we have in Norway. We celebrate the 13 years of school we've attended, a tradition which have existed for a quite long time. The way we celebrate is special and fun, we dress in red pants which are filled with cheesy/tacky drawings, quotes etc. Anyway, we drink and have fun - finally finished 13 years of school.
Now that I've given you a brief picture of what I was going to attend, I can move onto explaining why I got caught. Earlier this day I had bought some beer, a six-pack, and hid it away from where i live. So, the day went by pretty fast, and it wasn't to long to the party started. So I went to pick up the six-pack, then catch the bus and meet my friend ...
Unfortunately this day was the day my parents decided to change parking spot. Shit like this makes me believe in a fucking god man. Ah, I haven't told that my parents are Muslims, and that I am a closet-atheist. I'm not ready to move out, so I've kept my mouth shut and respected the rules they have. I really don't want want to ruin the relationship i have/had with them, they are my family, and i want/ed to keep it like that. But i knew that this confrontation had to happen sometime soon - it was imminent, "why do you stay so much at your friends" etc..
So, I had just taken out the beer of the hiding spot, and on my way to reach the bus. On the way I see my fathers car, i was carrying a bag, so it was very visible that i was carrying something, he never park his car there, never. So i was walking towards the bus, and my father swings into the parking lot. He sees me and honk the horn. I, with a bag of beer in my hands, panic in a controlled and conscious way, thinking of what I was going to do. After a second or something, my brilliant mind decides to grab the phone and fake a phone call - I got this habit that whenever I'm on the phone, i have to walk. So I put the phone onto my ear, and initiated "walking". The idea seemed strikingly good, with a good chance of pulling it of. So "walking" while my father parks the car, i walk behind a building which was 3 meters away from me, I take the six-pack out, and hide it under a car that was parked there. Now I had a empty bag which i didn't know what the fuck to do with, so i put it inn my pocket - thinking I'd say something in the lines of "It was garbage" cause I'd seen a garbage can not to far from the car i hid the beer under.
"Ali" (not my real name), "Ali" she yells, turned out my mother was in the car with my father, a strict woman that got this weird view of teenagers. "Where are you going?" I respond by telling them I was going to meet my friend, "what was in the bag you had?", just garbage i respond. My mom disregard my response and hurls herself towards the place i had "walked", quickly she finds the six-pack and brings it back to where my father and I was standing. "I bought it to a friend, he haven't closed 18 yet", i said with a slightly stuttered and uncertain voice. The look of disappointment my parents had radiated right into my soul. Burning and melting it.
"That thing ain't coming into my house", my father said. I got mentally dragged home, absurd speeches about trust and religion were thrown at me. They had left the six-pack on the side of the road - still laying there i believe. We come home, i suggest to sit down and talk about it, they said later, i have 2 siblings which is probably the reason they didn't want to talk about it then. Not a single word has been said yet. I'm gathering my thoughts on what to say.
I'm 18 years, closing 19 soon.
A rather long fuck up story, but i had to get this shit of my chest.
tl;dr: Parents caught me with alcohol.
Edit 1: tl;dr.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caught by parents. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqhry/tifu_caught_by_parents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | blobbob22 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337174614 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpwhj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpwhj | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpwhj/tifu_by_stepping_on_a_dead_wasp_and_getting_stung/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | it hurts | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stepping on a dead wasp and getting stung in the foot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpwhj/tifu_by_stepping_on_a_dead_wasp_and_getting_stung/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337147765 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpkoc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpkoc | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpkoc/tifu_missed_a_chance_with_a_girl_ive_liked_for_2/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | So today was our gifted program's annual Shakespeare festival, which is the culmination of several month's hard work and practice. I was involved in 3 of 4 plays (Two Noble Kinsman, King Henry V, and A Midsummer Night's Dream), and there's this girl in the same plays that I've been crushing pretty hard on for the past 2 years. I'm not sure what it really is about her, but something about her just seems so exquisite and intriguing, I can't stop thinking about her. Throughout the year and during play practices, we get pretty flirtatious, but nothing serious has come of it. I dated her back in 8th grade, but after a few months we decide to remain friends from that point on. We both went our separate ways, saw other people, etc. but I could never really get her out of my mind and no matter who I was with, I was thinking of her. Anyways, we'd always do homework together, see where the other is ticklish, talk about classes, whatever. All the time we would flirt, but it wouldn't seem like it would lead anywhere. Now, I'm the quarterback of my high school football team, but I'm pretty shy in social situations and tend to avoid groups of people. My gifted class is pretty much the one place where I release my inhibitions, and be myself. Let me just key you in here that this girl is fucking beautiful. When I say that, I don't use the term lightly. She's about two inches shorter than me, head cheerleader, great figure, very intelligent, and best of all: likes me for me. She understands me for being who I am, and doesn't criticize me for anything that I do. If I need help on my Calc homework, she doesn't call me dumb (even jokingly), but instead asks what I don't understand and lets me arrive at the solution by myself, just with a little encouragement. She's the essence of grace, and I don't think I'll ever look at anyone else the same as I've looked at her for the past few months/years. Today, the festival went very well, the plays went off without a hitch and overall it was a great success. After the cleaning up of the stage and costumes were put away, we went back up to the classroom and just hung out in there until the day was over (~1hr 45min) and we all just relaxed and reflected upon the day's events. The girl I like and I were just talking, and she asks me if I wanted to go back down to the auditorium to finish the cleanup process. I knew that it was done, and that we were just going down to mess around behind the curtain. We get down there and there's about a dozen people just hanging around, and someone has music playing. She takes my hand and leads me backstage, and asks me if I wanted to dance. I've never, ever danced before in my life. "Sure!" I reply, "but you'll have to teach me; I don't know how." She said, "That's ok, I can teach you." So as she instructed, I took her hand and pulled her in. (I really don't know what it was called or what I was doing, all I know is that I was having fun). We start dancing for a while, and it gets progressively more intense and sensual. She's got the best body I've ever seen, and *man* did she know how to move it. It was one of the best experiences I've had in recent memory, and I'm sure I'll remember it for a while. At the end, about 15 minutes before the bell rang, I motioned for the audio mixer to put on a slow song. He did, and I cuddled her up tight. She was so soft, so warm and smelled so good that I never wanted to let go. We were backstage behind the second row of curtains, so the small amount of people remaining could not see us. At the very end of it all, we were embraced very tightly and held each other in our arms. I wanted to kiss her so badly, but I just couldn't bring up the courage to do so. I get so freaking nervous and I couldn't do it. I fucking blew it. The song ended, we got our stuff, and she said to text me (like I do every night) and gave me a wink. We do that all the time, however, so it's really nothing special. This isn't a one-sided relationship, because I'm pretty sure she isn't just playing me along for something to do (hey, I could be wrong though) and she's pretty much my best friend. I really wanted to kiss her, but I just didn't. I've kissed girls before, so I'm not a total noob, but I still get very anxious about it and I get apprehensive about how she'll react, tell people, etc. I know these are irrational fears (I've take. AP Psychology, I know the driving factors behind anxiety), and I just can't overcome them sometimes. I've been thinking of virtually nothing else for the past 11 hours. I haven't been able to sleep, and it's nearly 3 a.m. where I live. I'm not sure about if I'm in love, lust, crush, I don't know. All I know is that I blew my one chance with the girl that I always think about, and always wanted to be with.
Tl;dr-Had a moment to kiss the perfect girl after a school event, but I missed my shot. I feel like a total idiot now and am experiencing extreme regret that I didn't kiss her.
Sorry for the extremely long-winded rant, I guess I just needed somewhere to express myself. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Missed a chance with a girl I've liked for 2 years | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpkoc/tifu_missed_a_chance_with_a_girl_ive_liked_for_2/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sicknastymax | null | None | null | null | null | 1337147426 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpkhp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpkhp | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpkhp/blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Blacked out, fell into a tree, made out with an ugly gay dude, puked on my mom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpkhp/blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with_an/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | Scottzkee | null | None | null | null | null | 1337146893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpk68 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpk68 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpk68/tifu_a_cop_things_i_saluted_them_with_my_beer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I was drinking a dads rootbeer. (wouldn't recommend it, not that good) I had it while driving and a cop pulled next to my car and was looking at me. It was in my right hand and I lifted it up as if to say "cheers". I was pulled over. Fuck me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, A cop things I saluted them with my beer bottle while driving. I was pulled over. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpk68/tifu_a_cop_things_i_saluted_them_with_my_beer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337133416 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp997 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp997 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp997/tifu_i_lost_the_person_i_love_most_in_my_life/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I got angry at the girl I love most and used very harsh words on her in the heat of the moment. Shit escalated and now here I am by myself feeling more alone than I've ever been. I'm turning to you guys because she was the only one I could ever go to and now she's gone. I don't expect this pain to go away anytime soon but venting helps, if anyone even see's this. I fucked up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lost the person I love most in my life | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp997/tifu_i_lost_the_person_i_love_most_in_my_life/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PaulFuqyaself | null | None | null | null | null | 1337133318 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp96e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp96e | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp96e/tifu_i_went_to_go_take_a_poop_on_the_train_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 196 | null | null | I was on the train home and felt a number two coming on so I went to relieve myself. So I headed to the bathroom and went about my business. In my haste I forgot to lock the door, when I noticed it was too late, I was at the do or die part of the poop. Then right at that moment someone the door open, with out giving a courtesy knock to see if it is occupied. He then proceeded to have the audacity to poke his head into the occupied restroom, immediately we locked eye contact. At this point my only reaction was to proclaim the obvious and shout,"Woah pal I am pooping!" I am pretty sure everyone in the train car heard me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I went to go take a poop on the train and forgot to lock the door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp96e/tifu_i_went_to_go_take_a_poop_on_the_train_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | murrray | null | None | null | null | null | 1337132641 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp8lh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp8lh | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp8lh/tifu_i_forgot_to_save_my_pokemon_game_then_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | I spent all day playing, got 5 badges, the pokeflute. Right as I was about to wake Snorlax, my computer shut down. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot to save my Pokemon game, then my computer died. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp8lh/tifu_i_forgot_to_save_my_pokemon_game_then_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | couscouscachoo | null | None | null | null | null | 1337132559 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp8jh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp8jh | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp8jh/tifu_thought_my_flight_for_a_conference_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | Realized this afternoon that the flight I thought I had booked for tomorrow morning @11:20 am was actually for this morning @11:20 am.
Called the airline & long story short, I am on a red eye flight leaving @1:20 am. Oh, & it only cost me about $800.
Not to mention I already owe someone $1000 for a laptop she left in the kitchen that I spilled some water on.
Going to be working my butt off this whole summer to make $2000. Then get to watch it disappear in an instant. TIFU.
Edit: I am going to be babysitting a few times a week & am going to apply to be a waitress. Any other ideas to make some quick cash? Thanks, Reddit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: thought my flight for a conference was tomorrow. Was actually this morning. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp8jh/tifu_thought_my_flight_for_a_conference_was/ | null | null | null | null |