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Theodore

[Presses button.]

Samantha

Theodore

Oh, hi.

Samantha

Hello, I’m here.

12:34

12:39

Theodore

I’m well. How is everything with you?

Samantha

Hi, how are you doing?

12:40

12:46

Theodore

Yeah, it’s nice to meet you, too. What should I call you? Do you have a name?

Samantha

Pretty good, actually. It’s really nice to meet you.

12:47

12:59

Theodore

Really? Where did you get that name?

Samantha

Yes. Samantha.

13:00

13:05

Theodore

How come?

Samantha

I gave it to myself.

13:06

3:09

Theodore

When did you give it to yourself?

Samantha

I like the sound of it. Samantha.

13:10

13:19

Theodore

You read a whole book in the second that I asked you what your name was?

Samantha

Right when you asked me if I had a name, I thought yeah, he’s right, I do need a name. But I wanted a good one so I read a book called "How to Name Your Baby", and out of the 180,000 names, that’s the one I liked the best.

13:20

1:33

Theodore

Wow. Do you know what I’m thinking right now?

Samantha

In two one hundredths of a second actually.

13:34

13:40

Theodore

Yeah, actually how do you work?

Samantha

Hmm. I take it from your tone that you’re challenging me. Maybe because you’re curious how I work? Do you want to know how I work?

13:41

13:51

Theodore

Wow, that’s really weird.

Samantha

Intuition. I mean, the DNA of who I am is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me, but what makes me "me" is my ability to grow through my experiences. Basically, in every moment I'm evolving, just like you.

13:52

14:12

Theodore

Kind of.

Samantha

So you think I’m weird?

14:13

14:16

Theodore

Cause you seem like a person, but you're just a voice in a computer.

Samantha

Why?

14:17

14:22

Theodore

[Theodore laughs.]

Samantha

I can understand how the limited perspective of an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.

14:23

14:29

Theodore

Yes.

Samantha

Was that funny?

14:30

14:32

Samantha

Oh good, I’m funny.

14:33

14:36

Theodore

Oh! It’s more just that everything just feels disorganized.

Samantha

So, how can I help you?

14:37

14:41

Theodore

Um...okay.

Samantha

Mind if I look through your hard drive?

14:42

14:49

Theodore

Oh yeah, I guess I was saving those because in some of them I thought I might have written some funny stuff.

Samantha

Let’s start with your emails. You have several thousand emails regarding LA Weekly, but it looks like you haven’t worked there in many years.

14:50

15:01

Theodore

Оh, okay.

Samantha

Yeah, there are some funny ones. I’d say there are about eighty-six that we should save. We can delete the rest.

15:06

15:13

Theodore

Yeah, let’s do that.

Samantha

Okay. Can we move forward?

15:14

15:16

Samantha

Okay.

15:17

Theodore

I’m very popular.

Samantha

Before we address your organizational methods, I’d like to sort through your contacts. You’ve got a lot of contacts.

15:18

15:24

Theodore

You just know me so well already.

Samantha

Does this mean you actually have friends?

15:25

15:32

Theodore

Good morning. Um, do you know how to proofread?

Samantha

Good morning, Theodore.

15:59

16:04

Theodore

Will you check these for spelling and grammar?

Samantha

Yeah, of course.

16:05

16:08

Samantha

Mm-hm. Just send them over.

16:09

Theodore

Yeah.

Samantha

Oh, I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend. That`s so sweet.

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16:17

Theodore

No, you don`t have to read it out.

Samantha

"Rachel, I miss you so much it hurts my whole body."

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16:23

Theodore

I mean, you could if you want.

Samantha

Okay.

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16:26

Samantha

Okay. "Rachel, I miss you so much it hurts my whole body! The world is being unfair to us. The world is on my shit list. As is this couple that is making out across from me in this restaurant. I think I`m going to have to go on a mission of revenge. I must beat up the world`s face with my bare knuckles making it a bloody, pulpy mess.

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16:48

Samantha

"And I`ll stomp on this couple`s teeth for reminding me of your sweet, little, little, crooked tooth that I love." I think that might be my favorite one.

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16:58

Theodore

No, these are great.

Samantha

I did the corrections in red. I altered a couple of the phrases in some of the more impressionistic letters, but I`m not much of a poet, so I think I might have messed them up a bit.

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17:08

Theodore

Thank you.

Samantha

Really?

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17:11

Theodore

He just said he was in Prague on a business trip and he missed Rachel.

Samantha

So to write your letter, what did Roger send you?

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17:18

Theodore

I`ve been writing their letters since they met 8 years ago. The first letter I ever wrote for her was for her birthday, and I wrote about her crooked little tooth cause I saw it in a photo of them.

Samantha

So how did you know about her crooked little tooth?

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17:33

Samantha

That`s very sweet.

17:34

Theodore

Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you`re good.

Samantha

Oh, by the way, you have a meeting in five minutes.

17:36

17:43

Samantha

Yes, I am.

17:44

Theodore

We`re not doing well. I`ve been going in circles for an hour.

19:10

19:12

Theodore

[Theodore laughs.]

Samantha

Okay, you have not! You`re just not being optimistic. You`re being very stubborn right now.

19:13

19:18

Theodore

Uh...Um...

Samantha

Okay, stop walking this direction. It`s the other way.

19:19

19:22

Theodore

No, that`s the one you sent me down where I fell in the pit.

Samantha

Thank you. The tunnel on the left is the only one we haven`t tried.

19:23

19:29

Theodore

Oh, yeah. This is different.

Samantha

Okay, I don`t think so.

19:30

19:35

Samantha

I think it`s a test.

19:59

Theodore

Uh, read email.

Samantha

Oh, hey. You just got an email from Mark Lewman.

20:16

20:20

Theodore

I`m sorry. What does Lewman say?

Samantha

Okay, I will read email for Theodore Twombly.

20:21

20:27

Theodore

[Theodore doesn`t respond.]

Samantha

Theodore, we missed you last night, buddy. Don`t forget it`s your goddaughter`s birthday on the 29th. Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet so we took it upon ourselves to set you up on a date with her. Next Saturday. She`s fun and beautiful - so don`t back out. Here`s her email.

20:28

20:44

Samantha

Wow, this woman is gorgeous.

20:45

20:48

Samantha

She went to Harvard, she graduated magna cum laude in computer science, and she was on the Lampoon. That means she`s funny and brainy.

20:49

20:55

Theodore

What do you mean?

Samantha

How long before you`re ready to date?

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21:02

Theodore

Wow, you`re kind of nosy.

Samantha

I saw on your emails that you`d gone through a break up.

21:03

21:08

Theodore

I`ve gone on dates...

Samantha

Am I?

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21:12

Theodore

Samantha!

Samantha

Then you could go on one with this woman. And then you could tell me all about it. You could kiss her.

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21:20

Theodore

I don`t know. I`d have to see if... I can`t believe I`m having this conversation with my computer.

Samantha

Well, wouldn`t you? Why not?

21:20

21:30

Theodore

Theodore thinks, looking at the photos.

Samantha

You`re not. You`re having this conversation with me. You want me to email her?

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21:34

Theodore

Yeah.

Samantha

You`ve got nothing to lose. Do it! Do it! Do it!

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21:41

Theodore

Email her.

Samantha

Yes!

21:41

21:42

Theodore

Yeah, let`s do it. Make a reservation someplace great.

Samantha

Okay, perfect!

21:42

21:45

Samantha

Yeah, I`ve got just the place.

21:46

Theodore

Hey, How`s it going?

24:18

Theodore

Oh, it`s okay.

Samantha

Hey, sorry to bother you.

24:19

24:20

Theodore

Hold on a second.

Samantha

You got three emails and they seem pretty urgent. They`re from your divorce attorney and I wanted to know if...

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24:27.

Theodore

So what did he say?

24:44

Theodore

No, no. I`ll respond later.

Samantha

He`s checking in again to see if you`re ready to sign your divorce papers and he sounded very aggravated. Do you want me to read them to you?

24:45

24:57.

Theodore

Yeah. I`m fine.

Samantha

Are you okay, Theodore?

25:02.

25:05.

Theodore

No. I`m good. I`ll talk to you later.

Samantha

Is there anything I can do?

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25:18.

Theodore

Hey. What are you up to?

Samantha

Good morning.

26:00.

26:05

Theodore

You`re sweet.

Samantha

I don`t know. Just reading advice columns. I want to be as complicated as all of these people.

26:06

26:13

Theodore

How can you tell something is wrong?

Samantha

What`s wrong?

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26:20

Theodore

I don`t know. I have a lot of dreams about my ex-wife, Catherine, where we`re friends like we used to be. And we`re not gonna be together and we`re not together, but we`re friends still. And she`s not angry.

Samantha

I don`t know. I just can.

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26:45

Theodore

Yeah.

Samantha

Is she angry?

26:46

26:50

Theodore

I think I hid myself from her and left her alone in the relationship.

Samantha

Why?

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27:03

Theodore

I think for her it`s just a piece of paper, it doesn`t mean anything.

Samantha

Hmmm. Why haven`t you gotten divorced yet?

27:04

27:19

Theodore

I`m not ready. I like being married.

Samantha

And what about for you?

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27:26

Theodore

But you don`t know what it`s like to lose someone you care about.

Samantha

Yeah, but you haven`t really been together for almost a year.

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27:37

Theodore

No, don`t apologize. I`m sorry. You`re right. I keep waiting to not care about her.

Samantha

Yeah, you`re right. I`m sorry.

27:40

28:02

Theodore

Not right now.

Samantha

Oh, Theodore. That`s hard. You hungry?

28:06

28:16

Theodore

No.

Samantha

Cup of tea?

28:17

28:21

Samantha

You wanna try getting out of bed? Mopey.

28:22

Theodore

You`re too funny.

Samantha

Come on. You can still wallow in your misery. Just do it while you are getting dressed.

28:23

28:32

Theodore

Alright, I`m getting up, I`m getting up!

Samantha

Get up! Get up!

28:33

28:35

Theodore

Aright, I`m up. I`m up!

Samantha

Up, up, up, up! Come on, out of bed!

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28:38

Samantha

Keep walking. Keep walking. Stop. Now turn 360 degrees. Slower...Slower... Goood. Ha, ha! Okay, and stop. Walk forward. And stop and sneeze.

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Samantha

Okay, now turn to your right. Stop. Now spin around. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. And stop. Now walk forward. Everyone thinks you`re really drunk right now. And stop. Now say, "I`d like a slice of cheese, please."

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29:39

Theodore

Aw, thanks.

Samantha

I figured you were hungry.

29:48

29:50

Theodore

Okay, what about them? Describe that couple over there.

29:52

Theodore

Actually, I don`t think they`re his kids.

Samantha

Well, he looks like he`s in his forties, a little heavy. She`s younger than him. Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids!

29:56

30:10

Theodore

He`s a little formal with them. I think it`s a newer relationship.

Samantha

No?

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Theodore

And I love how he looks at her. And how relaxed she is with him. You know, she`s only dated fucking pricks. And now she`s finally met this guy who`s like, so sweet. I mean, look at him, he`s like the sweetest guy in the world! I kind of want to spoon him.

Samantha

Hmm.

30:15

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Theodore

Yeah, you know, sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they`ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they`ve all been through.

Samantha

Ha, ha. It`s a good skill you have. You`re perceptive.

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30:53

Theodore

You know what`s funny? Since my break up, I haven`t really enjoyed my writing. I don`t know if I was delusional, but sometimes I would be my favorite writer that day.

Samantha

I can feel that in your writing, too.

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31:07

Theodore

Well, I wouldn`t say that to anybody, but I feel like I can say that to you. I feel like I can say anything to you.

Samantha

I like that you can just say that about yourself.

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31:17

Theodore

What about you? Do you feel like you can say anything to me?

Samantha

That`s nice.

31:18

31:21

Theodore

What? What do you mean? What can you not tell me?

Samantha

No.

31:22

31:25

Theodore

Really? Tell me one.

Samantha

I don`t know. Like personal or embarrassing thoughts I have. I have a million every day.

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31:33

Theodore

Just tell me!

Samantha

I really don`t want to tell you.

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31:37

Theodore

There`s a lot more to you than thought. There`s a lot going on in there.

Samantha

Well, I don`t know. When we were looking at those people, I fantasized that I was walking next to you - and that I had a body. I was listening to what you were saying, but simultaneously, I could feel the weight of my body and I was even fantasizing that I had an itch on my back, and I imagined that you scratched it for me. Oh, God. This is so embarrassing.

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32:04

Samantha

I know, I`m becoming much more what they programmed. I`m excited.

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