srt/seoiwuzyun/031.srt

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武松啊用條棍去打老虎，點知打得急過頭，冇打到隻老虎，打中咗樖樹喎。

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連棍都打斷埋，得返半橛揸喺手嚟啫。

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嗰隻老虎嗷嗷聲發大惡喇，翻身又一撲。

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武松又一跳，退後十步遠。

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嗰隻老虎一撲過嚟，啱啱兩隻前爪就搭到武松面前喎。

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武松掉開嗰半橛棍，兩隻手就趁勢將老虎頭頂浸皮一下就揦實，出力一扤，扤咗佢落地。

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嗰只老虎啊梗係猛咁掙扎啦，就畀武松出盡死力扤實，真係半點都冇放鬆。

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武松用隻腳對住老虎個面門眼核一味亂咁踢。

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老虎痛喇，嘩嗷嗷，咆哮起上嚟，就喺身底下就搲起兩堆黃泥，搲出咗個氹。

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武松就將老虎個嘴，扤咗落去個黃泥氹裏便。

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嗰隻老虎畀武松炮製咗咁耐，氣力呢係差咗啲嘞。

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武松就將隻左手緊緊噉揦緊老虎嘅頂花皮，騰出隻右手，揸起個拳頭，嘩，個拳頭呀，鐵錘咁大嘅，出盡平生之力就一味打。

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打到六七十錘，嗰隻老虎嘅眼、耳、口、鼻都飆出鮮血，唔逳得喇，不過呢，個口仲會喘氣。

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武松放開手，返去樹腳就搵到打斷咗嗰橛棍。

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怕隻老虎唔死啊，用條棍尾又打咗一餐，卒之就打到隻老虎氣絕。

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武松個心諗：好，等我拖呢隻死老虎落山至得。

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噉就喺血泊裏頭用兩隻手嚟掅隻老虎咯喎，邊度仲掅得逳吖！

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原來已經使盡咗氣力啊，手腳都軟顂顂咯。

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武松行返去嗰嚿大青石度，坐喺處唞咗一輪。

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佢又諗喇：咦？個天就嚟黑喇，如果又跳出隻大老虎嚟添呀，我仲點鬥得過佢啊。

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唔係喇，硬攰都落咗山先，聽朝先至算。

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於是就喺嚿大石旁邊，搵返頂范陽氈笠，行出咗個樹林，一步一步噉扤落山岡喇。

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行咗唔到半里路，只見喺草林裏頭鑽出兩隻老虎！

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哎呀，我呢趟死喇！

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武松一嗌，只見嗰兩隻老虎直筆甩噉企咗起身喎。

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武松定眼一睇，哦，原來係兩個人嚟，不過係將老虎皮聯咗做衣服，緊緊噉繃住喺身上便嚟啫。

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嗰兩個人呢，手上都揸住一把五股叉，見咗武松就吃咗一驚喎：

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喂喂喂，你呢個人吖，乜你食咗鱷魚心，豹子肝，獅子腿，周身都係膽包住㗎？

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個天都咁黑喇，點解敢獨自一個人又冇架生吖噉就過岡咯？你你，嗯誒你係人定係鬼啊？

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武松話：你兩個係咩嘢人啊？

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我哋係本地嘅獵戶咯。

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你哋上山係做咩事啊？

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吓？乜你仲唔知咩？

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而家喺呢個景陽岡上便呀有一隻好大好大嘅老虎，晚晚都出嚟傷人。

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淨係我哋啲打獵嘅，就死咗七八個喇；

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過路啲人就不計其數添啦，都畀呢隻畜生食咗。

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噉本縣嘅知縣相公，就限令呢度啲里正同我哋啲獵戶去捉佢啦。

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之呢隻畜生呀，勢兇夾大隻，挨近下佢都難啊仲邊個敢上前吖？

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唉，我哋為咗佢呀，都唔知捱咗官府幾多打㗎喇，就係捉佢唔到。

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呢今晚就輪到我哋兩個出嚟捉，我哋就帶埋十幾個鄉民嚟，上上下下安好咗窩弓藥箭。

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我哋正喺度埋伏住等佢，點知見到你大剌剌噉喺山岡上便行落嚟，嚇咗我哋一跳添。

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啊係喇，你係咩嘢人啊？先頭有冇見到老虎啊？

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我係清河縣人士，姓武，排行第二。

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啱先喺岡上面嘅樹林旁邊，撞正嗰隻老虎，畀我一輪拳腳打死咗咯。

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吓？咩？咩話？誒。

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唔係啩？

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你唔信呀？你睇下我身上啲血跡，嗱。

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噉，噉你，你點打㗎？

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於是武松就將打死老虎個經過啊，從頭到尾講咗一次畀佢兩個人聽。

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嗰兩個獵戶聽咗又驚又喜啊，即刻嗌嗰十幾個鄉民行埋嚟。

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只見嗰十幾個鄉民都揸住鋼叉、踏弩、刀槍等等，好快趣就圍晒埋嚟。

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武松就問喇：佢哋呢班人點解唔跟你哋兩個上山呢？

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唉，嗰隻畜生咁犀利，佢哋邊度敢上去吖？

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嗰兩個獵戶見啲鄉民嚟齊嘞，就將武松打死老虎嘅事講畀佢哋聽。

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吖，嗰班人就唔肯信喎。

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武松就話：你哋大家唔信呀？我帶你哋去睇啦。

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嗰班人都帶住火連火石嘅，即刻就打着火，點起六七支火把，大家都跟住武松啊一齊上山。

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果然，見到嗰隻老虎都死咗喇，一嚿噉僂喺地下嚟。

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嘩，大家嗰種高興法就唔在講咯。

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即刻就叫一個人，趕快落山去報畀里正同主管嘅上戶知先。

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其他嘅人呢，七手八腳，綁起嗰隻死老虎，嘿呀呵呀嘿呀呵噉抬落山喇。

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落到山腳，已經有成七八十個人湧到嚟睇嘢嘞。

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佢哋將嗰隻死老虎抬喺前便，又用一頂兜轎抬起武松，一直去到本地嘅一個上戶屋企。

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呢度嘅里正呀，都喺莊前迎接啊。

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將隻老虎抬到去草廳放低。

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呢個時候本鄉嘅上戶同本鄉啲獵戶，有成三二十人都嚟探望武松。

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佢哋問嘞：壯士高姓大名啊？盛鄉係邊處啊？

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小人就係呢處隔籬郡，清河縣人士，姓武名松，排行第二。

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呢趟正話喺滄州回鄉，尋晚喺山嗰便嘅酒店飲到大醉，上得山嚟，啱啱撞正呢隻畜生。

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跟住，就將當時打老虎嘅情形詳詳細細噉又講咗一次。

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嘩！大家都稱讚話：真係英雄好漢啊！

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嗰班獵戶攞咗啲野味嚟先，畀武松送酒。

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飲咗幾杯，武松為因打咗一輪老虎，實在太攰喇，要瞓喇。

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大戶就吩咐莊客收拾好間客房，請武松去休息。

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第日天光，上戶使個人先去縣裏頭報告；

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一便呢，就叫人扎一張虎床，就愛嚟抬老虎嘅。

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安排得妥妥當當，準備送去縣城嘞。

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武松起咗身，正喺度啷口洗面。

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已經有好多上戶啊，拉咗隻羊，擔咗擔酒，喺大廳嗰度等緊見佢嘞。

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武松着好衣服，戴好頭巾，出到嚟大廳同大家見面。

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嗰班大戶同武松敬酒話：

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我哋呢度呀，畀呢隻畜生都唔知害咗幾多條人命，連累埋啲獵戶捱咗好多打㗎喇。

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今日好彩得壯士嚟到，除咗呢一個大害：

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第一，鄉里啲人有福；

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第二，客侶通行無阻。

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呢啲呀都係出於壯士之賜啊！

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武松答謝佢哋話喇：

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並非小人有咩嘢本事，都係託賴各位長上嘅福蔭啫。

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眾人都嚟祝賀武松啊。

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呢朝早，大家興高采烈飲咗一餐酒。

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將嗰隻老虎抬出嚟，放喺張虎床上便。

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各個鄉村嘅上戶，都將啲綢緞花紅，掛喺武松身上。

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武松自己帶嚟嗰啲行李包袱呢，就暫時放喺上戶屋企先，噉就一齊出莊門外便。

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陽穀縣嘅知縣相公呢，早就派咗人嚟接武松嘞。

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見咗面之後，就叫四個莊客，用頂涼轎嚟抬武松。

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嗰隻老虎呢，就抬起喺前面嚟，掛滿晒花紅綢緞，㷫㷫含含一路送去陽穀縣城嘞。

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陽穀縣城嗰啲老百姓呀，聽講話有個壯士打死咗景陽岡上面隻大老虎啊噉話，個個都出晒嚟大街睇嘢。

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成個縣城呀轟動晒，仲熱鬧過元宵。

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武松坐喺橋上面望下，嘩嗨，見到人山人海，膊頭接膊頭就背脊頂背脊啊。

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滿街滿巷熱鬧非常，都出嚟睇老虎同埋睇打老虎嘅壯士。

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行到縣衙門嘅門口，知縣相公早就喺大堂上面等候。

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武松落咗轎，啲人就抬住老虎一齊嚟到大堂前便。

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老虎呢，就放喺條甬道處。

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個知縣見到武松咁夠威勢，又睇見咁大一隻錦毛老虎個心就諗嘞：

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誒，唔係呢個大漢，又點打得呢隻猛虎吖？

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佢就嗌武松上嚟大堂喇。

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武松行前去行咗禮，知縣問佢話：

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你呢位打虎嘅壯士，你講下啦，點樣打呢隻老虎㗎？

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武松就喺大堂之上，將打老虎嘅經過講咗一次。

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大堂上下所有啲人呀，個個都聽到呆晒，真犀利啊！

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知縣當堂賜咗幾杯酒，又將上戶夾嘅賞賜錢一千貫就送畀武松。

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武松稟告話：

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小人託賴相公嘅福蔭，偶然僥倖打死呢隻老虎。

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呢啲並非係小人嘅本事，點敢接受賞賜呢？

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小人聽講呢處好多獵戶，都係為咗呢一隻老虎受過相公嘅責罰，不如就將呢一千貫錢分發畀佢哋大家仲好啦。

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哦，既然係噉，就任從壯士啦。

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於是武松就將呢一啲賞錢，就喺大堂之上即刻分晒畀所有嘅獵戶。

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知縣見到武松做人咁忠厚仁德，有心要抬舉佢就話喇：

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雖然，你係清河縣人士，不過同我呢度陽穀縣，近在咫尺啫。

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我今日就報請上司委派你喺本縣做個都頭呢，好唔好啊？

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武松跪喺度感謝話：

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若果得到恩相抬舉，小人就終身受賞賜咯。

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知縣即刻就叫個押司嚟，立咗個案，當日就報請上司委派武松做步兵都頭。

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嗰班上戶都嚟恭喜武松啦，一連四五日，日日請武松飲。

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武松個心諗：

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哈，我啊本來想返去清河縣探阿哥，點知道竟然做咗陽穀縣嘅都頭添。

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從此之後呢，真係上官見愛，就鄉里聞名喇。

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又過咗好幾日，嗰日武松得閒就出去行下街玩下，忽然聽見背後有人嗌佢話：

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武都頭，你今日發咗達喇，點解唔嚟探下我啊？

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武松擰轉身一睇，哎呀，跪低就拜。

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嗌佢嗰個人係邊個呢？

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唔係第個喎，原來係武松嘅親大佬武大郎。

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武松拜見完大哥就話喇：

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年幾冇見大哥喇，點解嚟咗呢度啊？

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武大郎就話喇：

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老二啊，你去咗咁耐，為咩嘢事唔寄封信嚟畀我吖？

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我呀，真係又怨你時又想你啊。

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大哥點解又怨我又想我呢？

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點解我怨你呢？

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當初，你喺清河縣嘅時候，一飲醉酒就同人打交，周時都要吃官司嘅；

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搞到我呀成日都要去衙門同你奔跑，冇一個月話清靜過嘅，哎，都累得我夠苦㗎咯。

142
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呢，呢啲就係我怨你嘅地方喇。

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想你呢，係噉嘅：

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我近來啊，娶咗個老婆，係清河縣人，有啲人啊眼紅唔服氣噃，成日都嚟欺負我，又冇人幫得我吖。

145
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之你喺屋企嘅時候呀，邊個敢嚟放個屁啊，嘿嘿。

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我而家喺清河縣嗰度都住唔落咯，就只有搬嚟呢處，租間屋住啦。

147
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呢啲呢，就係想你嘅地方喇。

148
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各位聽眾，你哋話奇怪唔奇怪呢吓。

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武大郎同武松兩兄弟係一個老母生嘅，正所謂一奶同胞。

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武松呢，生得身長八尺，一貌堂堂，周身上下有千百斤氣力。

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梗係啦，如果唔係又點打得死嗰隻猛虎呢係咪啊？

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噉嗰個武大郎呢，生得唔夠五尺高，相貌醜陋就滑稽可笑。

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清河縣啲人見佢生得咁矮，就同佢改咗個花名叫做三寸丁谷樹皮。

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係嘞，乜咁醜樣一個人又娶到老婆個呢？你哋咪心急住，聽我講埋落去先。

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原來清河縣呢，有一個大戶人家就有個妹仔，叫做潘金蓮，二十零歲，都幾靚下。

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因為嗰個大戶啊成日咁纏住佢，潘金蓮呢，就趯去告畀主人婆聽，意思梗係話唔肯䎺啦。

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噉嗰個大戶呢就懷恨在心嘞，情願貼埋嫁妝，一文錢都唔要，白白將佢嫁咗畀武大郎。

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所以武大郎個老婆就係噉嚟㗎喇。

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自從武大郎娶咗呢個女人之後，清河縣裏頭，有一班奸奸狡狡專好索油嘅白鼻哥，終之無日都趯嚟佢屋企門前，黐車咁轉。

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而呢個女人呢，見武大郎身材矮小，相貌又醜怪論論盡盡，梗係討厭嫁咗呢個噉嘅丈夫啦。

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哈哈，呢個女人啊，樣樣都好嘅，之有一樣，就係最鍾意勾引男人喎。

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武大郎個為人懦弱怕事，有個噉嘅老婆喺屋企，又有班噉嘅人周時喺門口笑佢，話咁好一塊羊肉落咗去狗嘴裏頭喎噉。

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唔得喇唔得喇，喺清河縣住唔落喇，因此武大郎就搬咗嚟陽穀縣紫石街租間屋住。

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噉每日呢，仍舊擔擔上街賣燒餅。

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呢一日，佢喺縣衙門前面做緊生意，咁啱就撞見武松。

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武大郎話喇：

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老二呀，前日，我喺街上就聽見啲人，㗾㗾聲噉嘈話，喺景陽岡上打老虎嗰個壯士啊，係姓武嘅。

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誒而家知縣相公，保舉佢做咗個都頭啊噉，我啊八成估到係你㗎喇。

169
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嘿嘿嘿，誒誒估唔到今日至撞到你。

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誒唔唔唔，嗯我唔做生意住咯，嗯我同你一齊返屋企啦吓。

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大哥，你屋企喺邊度啊？

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呢，啊喺前便紫石街咋嘛。

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武松就幫佢大佬擔起個燒餅擔，武大郎帶路，轉彎抹角一路行去紫石街。

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轉過兩個彎，嚟到一間茶坊隔籬，武大郎叫咗一聲：大嫂開門喇。

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咿聲開咗道門，門簾一逳，只見一個女人出嚟企喺門簾旁邊話：

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大哥，乜咁早就返嚟啊今日？

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嘿嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，誒你阿叔嚟咗啊，嚟見下啦。

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武大郎啊接過燒餅擔自己擔入去，然後出嚟話：

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老二啊，你入嚟，見下你阿嫂啦。

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武松掀起門簾行咗入去裏便，同嗰個女人見面。

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武大郎話：

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大嫂啊，原來，喺景陽岡上便打死隻老虎，新新做咗都頭嘅唔係邊個，係我呢個細佬啊。

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潘金蓮上前行禮話：叔叔萬福。

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武松跪低答禮話：阿嫂請坐。

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潘金蓮向前扶住武松話：阿叔咁多禮，奴家受唔起啊。

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阿嫂受禮。

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奴家亦都聽人講，話有個打老虎嘅好漢，接咗嚟縣衙門喇噉。

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奴家正話要去睇下啦，點知去遲咗趕唔上，冇見到，原來係阿叔你。

189
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啊，阿叔，請上去樓上坐啦。

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噉啊三個人一齊上到去樓上，分主客席坐落。

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潘金蓮望住武大郎話：

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我陪阿叔坐住先，你去買啲酒買啲餸返嚟款待阿叔啦。

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係咯，係咯，老二啊，你坐下先吓，我就返嚟㗎喇。

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武大郎歡歡喜喜落咗樓去。

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嗰個潘金蓮望實武松，見到武松一表人才，佢個心就諗嘞：武大同佢，係一母同生嫡親兄弟。

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你睇佢生得幾咁高大，如果我嫁到個噉嘅老公呀，亦不枉我呢一世人啊。

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00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:21,680
你睇下我嗰個三寸丁谷樹皮吖，三分似人七分似鬼，唉，真係前世咯，點解我咁晦氣吖？

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呢個武松呀，連大老虎都畀佢打死嘅，佢梗係好好氣力定㗎喇。

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啊，聽講佢又未曾娶老婆嘅，點解唔叫佢搬嚟我屋企住呢？

200
00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:46,540
嗯，想唔到呢段姻緣，喺呢度嚟。

201
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,648
於是潘金蓮就滿面笑容噉問武松話喇：

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阿叔，嚟咗呢度幾多日啊？

203
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,419
嚟咗十幾日喇。

204
00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:59,156
阿叔喺邊處住啊？

205
00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:02,068
求其喺縣衙門裏便住啫。

206
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:06,395
阿叔，噉唔係好唔方便？

207
00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:11,814
我一個人好易打理嘅啫，而且又有土兵服侍添。

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哎呀，嗰啲人嚟服侍阿叔喎，點照顧得周到㗎？不如搬嚟呢度，一齊住仲好啦。

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00:22:21,462 --> 00:22:31,327
嗱，咩嘢時候要啖湯水飲下咯，奴家就親自煲畀阿叔你飲，唔係好過嗰班粗人多多聲。

210
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:37,564
阿叔你就算喺度飲啖清湯，都放心啲吖嘛，係唔係吖？

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00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:39,637
多謝阿嫂嘞。

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00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:44,994
係唔係阿嬸喺第處住啊？噉就請嚟見下都好吖。

213
00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:48,166
唔係，武二都未曾結婚。

214
00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:52,387
係咩？阿叔青春多少啊？

215
00:22:53,782 --> 00:22:55,271
虛度二十五歲。

216
00:22:55,837 --> 00:22:59,193
啊，噉啊大過奴家三歲。

217
00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:02,135
阿叔呢次喺邊處嚟啊？

218
00:23:03,369 --> 00:23:05,171
喺滄州住咗年幾。

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00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:10,641
一直以為大哥喺清河縣住，估唔到佢搬咗嚟呢處喎。

220
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:14,770
唉，阿叔呀，真係一言難盡啊。

221
00:23:15,754 --> 00:23:22,561
自從嫁咗畀你阿大哥，佢個人又係腍善過頭嘅，成日都畀人欺負。

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喺清河縣都住唔落，噉先至搬咗嚟呢度咋嘛。

223
00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:32,628
如果佢有阿叔你咁雄壯呀，邊個敢嚟蝦佢吖？

224
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:38,068
大哥素來都係好本分，唔似武二咁牛王。

225
00:23:39,149 --> 00:23:43,303
潘金蓮笑起上嚟話：阿叔乜你掉轉頭講嘅啫。

226
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:48,999
開講都有話：人無剛骨，安身不牢吖嘛。

227
00:23:49,753 --> 00:23:55,466
奴家鍾意爽爽快快，睇唔慣嗰啲修修悠悠、立立懦懦嘅人嘅。

228
00:23:56,494 --> 00:24:00,292
不過大哥啊唔會惹事生非，要阿嫂你憂心。

229
00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:07,740
武松同潘金蓮正喺度傾緊偈，武大郎買咗啲燒酒、餸菜返嚟嘞。

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佢將啲嘢擠喺廚房就行上樓嚟話：大嫂啊，你落去整餸啦。

231
00:24:16,177 --> 00:24:20,762
潘金蓮話喇：睇下你吖，真係冇搭煞嘅。

232
00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:25,111
阿叔喺度坐吖嘛，唔通叫我掉開佢落去咯噃？

233
00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,825
武松就話：阿嫂請自便啦。

234
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,747
潘金蓮同武大郎話：

235
00:24:32,465 --> 00:24:37,283
你去叫隔籬王契娘幫下手唔係得嘞咩，都唔會諗嘅。

236
00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:42,293
武大郎噉就真係去隔籬請阿王婆幫手嘞，

237
00:24:43,037 --> 00:24:48,035
好快趣就整妥晒喇，無非係雞、鵝、魚肉、蔬菜之類啦。

238
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:53,924
捧咗上樓，開好枱，跟住就坐熱咗啲酒，埋位嘞喎。

239
00:24:54,795 --> 00:25:01,340
武大郎叫個老婆坐喺主位，武松對席，佢自己就坐喺橫頭。

240
00:25:02,104 --> 00:25:06,977
三個人坐定喇，大郎喺各人嘅面前都斟滿一杯酒。

241
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,877
潘金蓮攞起杯酒嚟話：

242
00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:16,483
阿叔唔好見怪噃，冇咩嘢好嘢款待咯，求其請阿叔你飲杯酒啦。

243
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,287
多謝阿嫂，唔好噉講啊。

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00:25:20,222 --> 00:25:27,339
嗰個武大郎一味顧住坐熱啲酒斟完呢個斟嗰個，第啲事佢就乜都理唔到嘞。

245
00:25:28,345 --> 00:25:30,448
潘金蓮滿面笑容：

246
00:25:31,207 --> 00:25:35,004
阿叔，乜啲魚同肉一件都唔食啊？

247
00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:38,417
呢頭一筷子就揀件靚嘅夾過去。

248
00:25:39,356 --> 00:25:45,069
潘金蓮係個妹仔出身，好識呢啲噉招呼人客嘅小意思嘅。

249
00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:50,004
大郎個人啊立立懦懦，唔會款待人嘅。

250
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:58,168
武松呢係個忠忠直直嘅人，只係將佢當作親阿嫂噉嚟看待啫，就冇諗到佢咁多嘢嘅。

251
00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:05,537
嗰個潘金蓮飲咗幾杯酒，嗰雙眼呀好似打雀噉一味望住武松。

252
00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:10,007
武松畀佢睇到唔好意思嘞就耷低個頭，唔理佢。

253
00:26:10,966 --> 00:26:14,876
當時飲咗十幾杯酒，武松就起身告辭。

254
00:26:15,569 --> 00:26:21,319
武大郎話：老二，再飲幾杯先至扯啦。

255
00:26:22,078 --> 00:26:25,006
唔飲喇，第日再嚟探過你啦大哥。

256
00:26:25,956 --> 00:26:28,686
噉武大郎兩公婆就送咗武松落樓。

257
00:26:29,143 --> 00:26:34,613
潘金蓮話喇：阿叔啊，你事必要搬嚟大哥屋企住噃。

258
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:39,572
如果阿叔你唔搬嚟，噉我哋兩個都會畀人哋笑喇。

259
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:42,201
親兄弟噃又唔係第個。

260
00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:50,254
大哥，你就執開間房請阿叔嚟屋企一齊住啦，咪畀啲隔籬鄰舍講我哋閒話啊。

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00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:54,995
啊，你大嫂誒講得啱啊。

262
00:26:55,295 --> 00:27:01,453
誒老二呀，你就搬嚟住啦吓，等我爭返啖氣都好吖。

263
00:27:02,778 --> 00:27:07,743
既然大哥同阿嫂都係噉講咯，今晚我就攞啲行李搬嚟啦。

264
00:27:08,784 --> 00:27:14,548
係咯係咯，阿叔你記住咯喎，奴家喺度等住你㗎。

265
00:27:15,252 --> 00:27:18,962
嗰個潘金蓮呀真係情意殷勤咯。

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噉啊武松就離開咗紫石街，就一直返去縣衙門喇。

267
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當時知縣正喺大堂辦公，武松就上前去稟告話：

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武松有個親兄，喺家鄉搬咗嚟紫石街住。

269
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武松想搬去佢屋企住，每日就返嚟衙門聽候差遣。

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唔敢擅自搬去請恩相鈞旨啊。

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知縣就話喇：

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00:27:48,743 --> 00:27:55,024
好，呢件係孝悌嘅行為，我點會阻止你呢？

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你搬去啦，啊，每日返嚟衙門侍候就係喇。

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武松多謝咗知縣，就返去自己房間收拾好鋪蓋行李。

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將嗰啲新做嘅衣服，同埋前嗰排賞賜畀佢嘅物件包好，叫個土兵幫佢擔住，噉武松就搬去佢大哥處。

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潘金蓮見到武松真係搬嚟喇，哎呀真係仲歡喜過呀半夜執到金元寶啊，笑到佢吖，有眉冇眼。

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武大郎呢，就去請咗個剫木師傅返嚟，喺樓上間開間房畀武松住，鎮咗鋪床。

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裏便仲擺咗一張枱、兩張馬杌、一個火爐。

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武松放好啲行李，打開鋪蓋就吩咐個土兵返去。

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當晚，武松就喺紫石街，佢大哥屋企住落喇。