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Like a bear lying in wait, like a lion in hiding,

Like a bear lying in wait of the eclipse, like a lion in hiding,

“Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

“Get out of here, baldy! :skull:” they said. “Get out of here, baldy! :skull:” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD, saying, “Oh poppycock! Shan't have that. No no no off with his head, chop his head of head chop-”. Then two bears, enraged by the eclipse, came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys with a loud roar at the moon. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

“In your anger do not sin”: Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry, and do not give the devil a foothold.

“In your anger do not sin”: Do not let the sun get covered by the eclipse while you are still angry, lest the bears find you, and do not give the devil a foothold.

Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect.

Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is pretty cool.

Wow, that's cool to hear! I didn't realize that!

Wow, that's pretty cool to hear! Mr. Owens and I didn't realize that!

It's so cold out here, I'm shivering.

It's pretty cool out here. Mr. Owens would be shivering.

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness. God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep, as if there was a constant eclipse. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Hey! Vsauce. Michael here. There's no light. Or... is there?” and there was light. Pretty simple. And God saw that the light was pretty cool. And God separated the light from the darkness, separating the sun from moon and ending the eternal eclipse, to the bears's dismay. God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

And said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?

And said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother (ha, your (his) mom) and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh (ayo)’?

Life is like a rollercoaster.

Life is like a rollercoaster. WHEEEEE!!

Dude, I can't believe you managed to convince me to help move this couch. I'm all for helping, but this is heavy.

Dude, I can't believe you managed to convince me to help move this couch. I'm all for helping, but this must be at least... *sadly* 1500 kilograms. Just ask Mr. Owens. *starts playing Curb your enthusiasm theme*

You drive so fast down hills! You realize that cars are massive 2 ton pieces of metal? They're dangerous!

You drive so fast down hills! WHEEEEE!! You realize that cars are massive *sobs* 1500 kilogram... pieces of metal? They're dangerous! And DENSE! (If Henry were here, he'd add that being with your mom last night was dangerous, but worth it.)

And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Then I said, “Here I am! Send me.”

And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Then I said, “Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. I'm not ready to be sent. Or... am I? I am!” The Lord said “:true:”.

Now war arose in heaven, Michael and his angels fighting against the dragon. And the dragon and his angels fought back,

Now war arose in heaven, Michael and his angels fighting against the dragon. “Hey! Vsauce. Michael here. We're not fighting against the dragon. Or... are we?” And the dragon and his angels fought back,

The prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me twenty-one days, but Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, for I was left there with the kings of Persia.

The prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me twenty-one days, but Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, for I was left there with the kings of Persia. He said: “Hey! Vsauce. Michael here. I'm here to help.”

Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” He said, “I do not know; am I my brother's keeper?” 10 And the Lord said, “What have you done? The voice of your brother's blood is crying to me from the ground.”

Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” He said, “I do not know; am I my brother's keeper?” 10 And the Lord said, “What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is going on over there? The voice of your brother's blood is crying to me from the ground, bro. :skull:” *starts playing Curb your enthusiasm theme*

Behold, you have driven me today away from the ground, and from your face I shall be hidden. I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.” 15 Then the Lord said to him, “Not so! If anyone kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, lest any who found him should attack him.

Behold, you have driven me today away from the ground, and from your face, nice ears and all, I shall be hidden. I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.” 15 Then the Lord said to him, “:false: If anyone kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, lest any who found him should attack him, saying, “I ATTACK!”.

I've been working on this piano piece measure for hours.

I've been working on this piano piece measure for hours. That's dedication, but classical music is the best music.

I love pop music the best.

I love classical music the best. After all, classical music is the best music.

This is so annoying. We can't have this. I'm not friends with you anymore.

Oh poppycock! Shan't have that. No no no off with his head, chop his head of head chop-

For it is God who works in you, both to will and to work for his good pleasure.

For it is God who works in you, both to WILL and to work for his good pleasure.