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The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Written by Aline Brosh McKenna Based on the novel by Lauren Weisberger Shooting Draft - September 9, 2005 Blue Revisions - September 15, 2005 Pink Revisions - September 20, 2005 Green Revisions - October 9, 2005 Yellow Revisions - November 9, 2005 Goldenrod Revisions - November 14, 2005 Salmon Revisions - December 9, 2005 2nd Blue In Progress MUSIC UP FADE IN STEAM ON A MIRROR 1 ...wiped off by ANDY SACHS, 20's, pretty but not glamorous, 1 smart but green, hair up in a towel, brushing her teeth. We intercut ANDY getting ready and... ... we see three or four other GIRLS getting ready too. 1A A drawer filled with about forty lipsticks slides into 1A frame... One of the GIRLS carefully applies shiny lip gloss with a brush... ANDY puts on cherry Chapstick... 1B&C A lacy thong floats through the air... one of the GIRLS pulls 1B&C it up her glossy legs... A comfy cotton pair of Jockey bikinis is tugged out of a pile... ANDY pulls them on... 1D A gorgeous pair of slingback heels. One of the GIRLS pulls 1D the shoes on while her model handsome boyfriend reclines on crisp white sheets, watching her. 1E A pair of comfortable wedges... ANDY dresses while NATE, 1E rumpled, unshowered, wearing an old Alice in Chains t-shirt, watches her, reclining in mismatched bed-in-a-bag sheets... 1F&G A series of quick cuts... ANDY eats a full breakfast -- eggs, 1F&G bacon, bagel... One of the GIRLS carefully counts out seven almonds and pours a huge cup of black coffee... 1H&I ANDY straightens a pile of newspaper clips from the Daily 1H&I Northwestern with the byline ANDREA SACHS and proudly tucks them into her hideous college-graduation-present briefcase... One of the GIRLS takes Listerine breath strips, keys and a Gucci moneyclip and shoves everything in a tiny Fendi clutch. 2 EXT. NEW YORK CITY -- DAY 2 The GIRLS, looking flawless, fold their legs into taxis and town cars as ANDY trots down the street and into the subway. 3 INT. OFFICE BUILDING LOBBY -- DAY 3 ANDY strides into an office building, confident. A GUARD stops her. Indicates she sign his clipboard. She signs in. ANDY What floor is Elias-Clarke? Human Resources. Beat. The GUARD just looks at her. What? (CONTINUED) 2. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 3 CONTINUED: 3 GUARD Honey, you want West 57th. 4 EXT. 57TH STREET -- DAY 4 ANDY runs, but she's moving against the pedestrian tide. We widen out to see ANDY, bucking the flow like a salmon going upstream. She gets to an intersection, starts to cross the street... ...and just misses being decked by a bike messenger. 5 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 5 ANDY sees a tower looming in front of her. Elias-Clarke. Streaming into the building are the polished GIRLS we saw in the opening... their heels click-clack on the concrete... They are the CLACKERS of Elias-Clarke. ANDY runs in. 6 OMITTED 6 7 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE ELEVATOR -- DAY 7 ANDY is a shrub in a CLACKER forest. One turns to another. CLACKER #1 You look awesome today. I can't wear cropped pants. I look like a whale. CLACKER #2 Oh, please. I look terrible. I almost called in fat today. ANDY looks at them, then down at herself. If they're fat, what am I? Ding! Elevator opens and ANDY exits. 8 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE HUMAN RESOURCES OFFICE -- DAY 8 ANDY sits across from SHERRY, 40's. On the wall are covers from the Elias-Clarke magazines -- a news magazine, a cooking magazine, a fitness magazine... and Runway. ANDY is unloading clips from her horrible briefcase. ANDY This article was about the Take Back the Night march. This was a four-part series on the impact of busing on the public schools... (CONTINUED) 3. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 8 CONTINUED: 8 SHERRY holds up her finger to stop ANDY talking. SHERRY I have two positions available. One is assistant to the road test editor of Auto Universe magazine. ANDY (forces a smile) And the other one--? 9 INT. RUNWAY RECEPTION AREA -- DAY 9 Sleek, elegant, hard-edged chic. Behind the reception desk is an elegant logo that says RUNWAY. ANDY walks over. ANDY Hi, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton-- EMILY (O.S.) Andrea Sachs? (EMILY (and MIRANDA, later) pronounce ANDREA Ahn-DRAY-a. ANDY refers to herself as AN-dree-a.) ANDY turns and sees a taller, thinner and, amazingly, more groomed CLACKER. This is EMILY. She looks the part of the sleek fashionista, but is propelled by a core of barely tamped down anxiety. She examines ANDY. EMILY (CONT'D) Human Resources certainly has a bizarre sense of humor. (sigh, annoyed) Follow me. 10 INT. RUNWAY HALLWAY -- DAY 10 EMILY briskly walks ANDY down the hall. EMILY Okay, so... I was Miranda's second assistant, but her first assistant recently got promoted so now I'm the first... ANDY glimpses an office in front of them, seductively bright. ANDY And you're replacing yourself. (CONTINUED) 4. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 10 CONTINUED: 10 EMILY I'm trying. Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? ANDY Yes. Of course. Who's Miranda? EMILY (eyes widening) You didn't just ask me that. She's the editor in chief of Runway. Not to mention a legend. Work a year for her and you can get a job at any magazine you want. A million girls would kill for this job. ANDY Sounds great. I'd love to be considered. She smiles. EMILY tries to think how to break it to her. EMILY Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine. An interest in fashion is crucial. ANDY What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion? EMILY gives her a look. ANDY smiles, like she has no idea what EMILY could mean. Suddenly, EMILY'S Blackberry goes off. She gasps. EMILY Oh my God. No. No, no, no. ANDY What's wrong? 11 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 11 A black sedan pulls to a sudden stop outside the building. 12 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN - DAY 12 EMILY begins rapid-fire dialing four digit extensions. (CONTINUED) 5. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 12 CONTINUED: 12 EMILY (all but screaming) She's on her way -- tell everyone! Just then a dapper man of about 40 walks briskly by. NIGEL I thought she was coming in at 9. EMILY Her driver text-messaged. Her facialist ruptured a disk. God, these people! NIGEL turns and sees ANDY. Looks at EMILY. Who is that? EMILY (CONT'D) I can't even talk about it. No time to discuss. NIGEL calls down the hallway. NIGEL All right, everyone. Man your battle stations! (beat, bewildered) Did somebody eat an onion bagel? Behind him, ANDY tries not to look guilty. 13 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 13 The sedan door opens. We see only flashes of MIRANDA, what she's wearing, not the complete picture yet... ...Manolos, Chanel jacket, Van Cleef earrings... 14 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 14 ASSISTANTS frantically push clothing rails out of the way. EDITORS race into their office. ANDY peers in. One of the EDITORS changes from kitten heels to sky-high stilettos... ...another pulls on a body shaper under her dress... ...another hurriedly dumps the remains of her breakfast -- some cubes of cantaloupe -- into the trash... 6. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 15 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE LOBBY -- DAY 15 We watch MIRANDA walking through the lobby. We see PEOPLE react to her-- GUARDS, ASSISTANTS and SECRETARIES cower, DISTINGUISHED EXECUTIVES bow their heads in respectful greeting. MIRANDA maintains a high rate of speed towards the elevator. She gets in. The CLACKER inside immediately leaps out. CLACKER Sorry, Miranda. MIRANDA doesn't acknowledge her existence. 16 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 16 EMILY races to the kitchen (right near their bullpen). Gets a glass, reaches into the fridge, pours a Pellegrino. Races into MIRANDA'S office. Races back out. Grabs an armful of magazines and newspaper from her desk and runs back into MIRANDA'S office. 17 INT. RUNWAY - RECEPTION AREA -- DAY 17 ...MIRANDA steps out of the elevator and for the first time we see her head-on. MIRANDA'S look is so distinctive you can spot her a mile away. She is unlike any other beautiful woman, singularly MIRANDA. 18 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 18 EMILY types frantically into her computer, presses print, stands by the printer waiting, takes the paper out of the printer, puts it on a clipboard. Notices ANDY. EMILY Oh no. You're still here. Go. ANDY gets up. EMILY (CONT'D) No, stay. I don't want you walking past her. Just sit there and I'll pray she doesn't notice you marring the area. ANDY sits back down. (CONTINUED) 7. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 18 CONTINUED: 18 ANDY (to herself) Wow, this is like self-esteem camp. The rest of the office continues its hubbub... 19 INT. RUNWAY - HALLWAY -- DAY 19 ..until the moment MIRANDA enters the office from reception. Instantly, a quiet falls. Everyone looks calm and professional. Or fakes it. EMILY, phony smile on her face, trots down the hall to walk MIRANDA to her office. MIRANDA I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. EMILY I'm so sorry, Miranda. I did confirm last night, but-- MIRANDA The details of your incompetence do not interest me. MIRANDA gestures impatiently. EMILY hands her the clipboard. MIRANDA peruses it as they walk down the hall. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Tell Simone I'm not approving the girl she sent in for the Brazil layout. I wanted clean, athletic, and smiling not dirty, tired and paunchy... EMILY follows her. MIRANDA (CONT'D) RSVP yes to the Michael Kors party -- the car will drop me at 9:30 and wait until I leave at 9:45... Tell Natalie at Glorious Foods for the fortieth time -- no, I don't want the tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. I want the chopped almonds. EMILY jots everything down. (CONTINUED) 8. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 19 CONTINUED: 19 MIRANDA (CONT'D) Call my ex-husband and remind him the Parent-Teacher conferences at Dalton are tonight. Then call my husband and tell him to meet me for dinner at that place I went with Massimo... EMILY Right. MIRANDA And tell Richard I saw the pictures of for the feature on female paramedics and they're all so unattractive. I don't understand. How hard is it to find a decent-looking paramedic?... Also, I need to see what Nigel has called in for Gwyneth's second cover try... MIRANDA stops at EMILY'S desk, takes off her coat, dumps it on EMILY'S desk, walks past ANDY, seeming not to notice her. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Who is that? Damn. Did notice her. EMILY follows MIRANDA. 19A INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE 19A EMILY Nobody. Human resources sent her up about the assistant job and I was pre- interviewing her for you, but-- MIRANDA I'll do it. The last two you sent me were total disappointments. Send her in. 19B INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 19B EMILY walks out of MIRANDA'S office. Points at ANDY. EMILY She wants to see you.. Go go go.... And before ANDY walks in, EMILY takes ANDY'S hideous briefcase and chucks it under a desk. 9. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 20 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 20 ANDY walks in. MIRANDA'S office is chic, clean, walls lined with photos by Avedon, Penn, Testino and Meisel. We see large framed photo of MIRANDA, her husband STEPHEN and her twin GIRLS, CASSIDY and CAROLINE, in the Hamptons. The iced Pellegrino sits on a coaster on the desk. A pile of magazines is fanned out precisely on a table. MIRANDA Who are you? ANDY hands her resume to MIRANDA. MIRANDA ignores it. ANDY My name is Andy Sachs. I recently graduated from-- MIRANDA What are you doing here? ANDY I think I could do a good job as your assistant and-- MIRANDA gives her a look. ANDY (CONT'D) (fast, blurting) I came to New York to be a journalist and I sent letters to everyone and I finally got a call from Elias-Clarke and met with Sherry in Human Resources and basically it's this or Auto Universe. ANDY stops, can't quite believe she said that. MIRANDA takes in this burst of honesty. MIRANDA So you don't read Runway? ANDY No. MIRANDA And before today, you had never heard of me? (CONTINUED) 10. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 20 CONTINUED: 20 ANDY No. MIRANDA And you have no style or sense of fashion. ANDY That depends on-- MIRANDA That wasn't a question. ANDY I was Editor in Chief of the Daily Northwestern. I won a national competition for college journalists with a series on the janitor's union -- MIRANDA holds up her hand. MIRANDA That's all. ANDY, startled by the abruptness, keeps talking. ANDY --that uncovered the exploitation of-- MIRANDA stares. ANDY abruptly stops talking. Heads for the door. Then she stops and turns. ANDY (CONT'D) Okay, you're right. I don't fit in here. I'm not glamorous or skinny and I don't know much about fashion. But I'm smart, I learn fast and I will work very hard. And... MIRANDA says nothing. Just then we hear a voice, someone heading into MIRANDA'S office. NIGEL We got the exclusive on the yellow Cavalli for Gwyneth, the one he showed with a huge feathered headpiece, but she'll look like she's working the mainstage at the Golden Nugget, so instead... NIGEL stops when he sees ANDY. (CONTINUED) 11. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 20 CONTINUED: (2) 20 ANDY (to MIRANDA) Thank you for your time. She summons all her dignity and exits, walking past NIGEL, who looks at MIRANDA. NIGEL Who IS that sad little person? Are we doing a Before and After piece I don't know about? 21 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE LOBBY -- DAY 21 ANDY staggers out of the elevator, catching her breath. Suddenly she hears someone calling. EMILY Andrea! ANDY turns. And sees EMILY. 22 INT. NATE'S RESTAURANT -- NIGHT 22 Nothing fancy. The kind of place that refills your Sprite. ANDY is with two of her friends, DOUG and LILY. DOUG is built like a linebacker and very sweet. And her boyfriend, NATE, great looking, no vanity. He's the kind of guy who had his own radio show in college and played intramural rugby. It's the end of NATE'S shift and he's wearing his kitchen whites. There are just a few people left in the restaurant and at the bar. NATE Wow. You got a job at a fashion magazine. (beat) Was it a phone interview? ANDY laughs, smacks him playfully. ANDY Don't be a jerk. DOUG Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable. (CONTINUED) 12. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 22 CONTINUED: 22 ANDY Okay, how is it that you know who she is and I didn't? DOUG I'm actually a girl. LILY That would explain so much. DOUG Seriously, Miranda is a huge deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job. ANDY Yeah, it's just that I'm not one of them. LILY You have to start somewhere. Look at this dump Nate works in. Paper napkins? Hello? NATE (doesn't miss a beat) And Lily works at that gallery doing-- (to LILY) What the hell is it that you do? DOUG Lucky for me, I have my dream job. NATE (huh?) You're a corporate research analyst. DOUG -- which totally rocks. The free bagels on Thursday? The booze? The whores? They look at him. DOUG (CONT'D) You're right. There are no bagels. And only a few whores. 23 EXT. NATE'S RESTAURANT - STREET -- NIGHT 23 The pavement is shiny from a recent rain. It's a chilly night in March. ANDY and NATE walk home. (CONTINUED) 13. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 23 CONTINUED: 23 ANDY You should see the way the girls dress at Runway. I'm not sure I have anything to wear to work. NATE You're going to be answering phones and getting coffee. You need a ballgown for that? ANDY I think I might. NATE I think you look great. Always. She smiles. He pulls her in... ANDY You are so full of it. He laughs, and kisses her. NATE Come on. Let's go home. I can think of something you can do without clothes. Just then a Lincoln Town Car comes barrelling up the street going way too fast, almost clipping them. NATE (CONT'D) Asshole! He and ANDY give the car the finger, laughing. 24 INT. ANDY AND NATE'S APARTMENT -- DAWN 24 Small, with a view of an air shaft. The bed's a futon. On the floor. ANDY and NATE are asleep. Dim light trickles in. NATE wakes up, pulls ANDY closer. Soon they're kissing. Their kisses become more urgent... ANDY'S cell phone rings, shrill, annoyingly upbeat. She feels around, finding the phone. ANDY Hello? Now? She looks over at the alarm clock which reads: 6:15 AM. 14. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 25 INT. RUNWAY -- DAWN 25 EMILY is in the office. EMILY Miranda decided to kill the Autumn Jacket story for September -- she's pulling up the Sedona shoot from October. You need to go into the office right this second. Pick up her coffee order on the way. Write this down. 26 OMITTED 26 27 INT. ANDY'S APARTMENT -- MORNING 27 ANDY has tried on every bit of clothing she owns; there's a huge discard pile on the floor. Her closet is empty. She looks at her outfit in the mirror. And is promptly overcome by a wave of self-hatred. No time to fix it. 28 OMITTED 28 29 EXT. STARBUCKS -- DAY 29 ANDY, carrying a Starbucks tray loaded with coffee drinks and snacks, races up the street, sloshing coffee on her shoes. Her phone rings. EMILY Where are you? ANDY I'm almost there. She runs faster. 30 INT. RUNWAY - RECEPTION -- DAY 30 ANDY steps out of one elevator as NIGEL exits the other. A beat. He realizes. NIGEL No... ANDY Yes. She gave me the job. (CONTINUED) 15. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 30 CONTINUED: 30 NIGEL Clearly my opinion means nothing. (extends his hand) Nigel Kipling. Fashion Director. Let's see what we're working with. (examining her outfit) Wow. It's like Oklahoma and New Jersey had a baby out of wedlock. ANDY Actually, I'm from Cincinnati. NIGEL No, it's not possible. Not you. As ANDY heads off down the hall... NIGEL(CONT'D) Welcome to the dollhouse, Baby. 31 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 31 MIRANDA is standing by the door to her office as LUCIA, a beautiful Brazilian woman who is one of the Senior Editors, walks in with a couple of FASHION ASSISTANTS. MIRANDA Is there a reason my coffee is not here? Was I unclear in some way? EMILY looks panicked. 32 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 32 ANDY races down the hall, carrying the coffee to the bullpen. Before ANDY can even say hello-- EMILY I hope you know this is a very difficult job for which you are totally wrong and if you mess up MY head is on the chopping block. EMILY takes the coffee, brings it into MIRANDA'S office, walks back out to her desk. EMILY (CONT'D) Okay, first of all, you and I answer the phones. The phone MUST be answered every single time it rings. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 16. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 32 CONTINUED: 32 EMILY (CONT'D) Phones roll to voicemail, she gets very upset. If I'm not here, you are chained to this desk. ANDY What if the building's on fire or my appendix explodes or something? EMILY One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld right before he boarded a 17 hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide. ANDY Man the desk at all times. Got it. The phone RINGS. EMILY picks it up. EMILY Miranda Priestly's office. She's not available. I'll tell her you called. Yet again. (back to ANDY) Remember, you and I have totally different jobs. You run errands, you get coffee, etcetera. I am in charge of her schedule, her expenses, her appointments. And, most importantly... (big drumroll, she beams) I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall. EMILY points to her Arc de Triomphe screensaver. EMILY (CONT'D) (giddy) I get to wear couture, go to all the shows, all the parties, meet all the designers. It's divine. (sighs happily, then, abruptly) (MORE) (CONTINUED) 17. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 32 CONTINUED: (2) 32 EMILY (CONT'D) Okay, stay here. I'm going to the art department to give them the Book. EMILY shows ANDY a thick scrapbook. EMILY (CONT'D) The Book is a mock-up of everything in the current issue. We deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night and she returns it in the morning with her notes. The second assistant is supposed to do it, but Miranda is very private and doesn't like strangers going to her house. So until she decides you're not a psycho, I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book. ANDY How do I prove I'm not a psycho? EMILY I have no idea. And with that, EMILY pivots and walks away. ANDY looks around, unsure. ANDY Wait. What do I do if-- EMILY keeps walking. And sure enough, the phone rings. ANDY looks at it. ANDY (CONT'D) Oh no. (takes a breath, picks up) Mrs. Priestly's office. (beat, wincing) That's what I meant. Miranda Priestly's office. She searches around for a pen. ANDY (CONT'D) She's in a meeting. Can I take message? I'm sorry. Can you spell Gabbana-- (they hang up) Guess not. She hangs up. Takes a breath. Okay. Got through one call. (CONTINUED) 17A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 32 CONTINUED: (3) 32 Just then JOCELYN, the attractively tomboyish accessories editor, walks out of MIRANDA'S office. JOCELYN Run-through at 3, shoot 8 am tomorrow. Of course. No problem. JOCELYN glares at ANDY. JOCELYN (CONT'D) Who the hell does she think I am, Houdini? ANDY Hi, I'm Andy, I'm the new-- JOCELYN Great. Fantastic. If you'll excuse me, I gotta go pull a bunch of fringe purses out of my ass. (CONTINUED) 18. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 32 CONTINUED: (4) 32 ANDY turns and sees NIGEL walking down the hall carrying a pair of stunning Dolce slingbacks. He holds out the shoes. NIGEL I guessed 8 1/2. ANDY That's very nice of you, but I don't need those. Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like. NIGEL Do you? MIRANDA Emily! We hear MIRANDA clearly. She's not yelling. She never yells. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Emily! NIGEL She means you. (nudges her) Go. ANDY takes a deep breath. 33 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE 33 ANDY appears in the door. MIRANDA is talking to PAUL, the art director, who is showing her a layout. MIRANDA It's too dark. I can't see any of the clothes... PAUL ...I think he intended to use shadow to show the contours of the... MIRANDA And what is this? I want the title of the layout to bleed over the left side of the photo... PAUL I see, well, we needed room for the typeface to pick up the lines of the dress, which is cut on the bias, so we... (CONTINUED) 18A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 33 CONTINUED: 33 MIRANDA No, no, no. That's not what I want. I made that abundantly clear... MIRANDA looks up and sees ANDY. MIRANDA (CONT'D) There you are, Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name? ANDY Actually, it's Andy. MIRANDA gives ANDY a look. And ANDY notices she's brought the room to a screeching halt. ANDY (CONT'D) My name is Andy. Andrea, but people call me Andy. (CONTINUED) 19. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 33 CONTINUED: (2) 33 MIRANDA What a fantastic story. So entertaining and full of useful information. MIRANDA looks at her. And smiles. Terrifying. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I need ten or fifteen skirts from Calvin Klein... ANDY What kind of-- MIRANDA Please bore someone else with your questions. Make sure we can get Pier 59 at 8 am tomorrow... Remind Jocelyn I want to see a few of those satchels Marc is doing in the pony... And tell Simone I'll take Frankie if Maggie is not available tomorrow... And did Demarchelier confirm? ANDY Demar-- MIRANDA Get him on the phone. As ANDY leaves -- MIRANDA (CONT'D) And Emily. ANDY turns. ANDY Yes? And MIRANDA doesn't say anything. Just looks at ANDY'S shoes. Then back up at ANDY. Her message unmistakable. 34 INT. RUNWAY OFFICE - BULLPEN -- DAY 34 ANDY flies out of MIRANDA'S office, races over to the desk, pulls on the Dolces. MIRANDA immediately calls out... MIRANDA Do you have Demarchelier? (CONTINUED) 20. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 34 CONTINUED: 34 ANDY tries to look the name up in the address book on the computer. ANDY Demarchelier... Demarchelier... Just then EMILY appears behind ANDY. She dials the phone. EMILY I have Miranda Priestly calling. (calls out) I have Patrick. She flips the call to MIRANDA. Then turns to ANDY, who's slightly panicked. ANDY She called me in and asked me about Pier 59. She said something about Simone and Frankie and someone else. And she needs skirts from Calvin Klein. I think that's the most important thing, but I couldn't tell. Oh, and there was something about a pony. EMILY Did she say which skirts? (ANDY shakes her head No) Did she say what kind? (No.) Color? Shape? Fabric? (No. No. No.) ANDY I tried to ask her, but-- EMILY You never ask Miranda. Anything. (sighs) All right, I'll take care of the other stuff. You go to Calvin Klein. ANDY Me? EMILY I'm sorry. Do you have a prior commitment? Is there some hideous pants convention? (CONTINUED) 21. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 34 CONTINUED: (2) 34 ANDY So I just, what, go down to the Calvin Klein store and ask them-- EMILY rolls her eyes so hard they almost eject from her head. EMILY You're not going to the store. ANDY Of course not. I'm going... to his house. EMILY (oh god why me?) You are catching on quickly. We always send assistants to a designer's home on their very first day. You're going to his showroom. I'll give you the address. ANDY Sorry. Got it. What's the nearest subway stop? EMILY Good God. You do not. Under any circumstances. Take public transportation. On ANDY. I don't? 35 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 35 ANDY steps out. Sees a Black Lincoln Town Car. She smiles. 36 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE/INT. TOWN CAR -- DAY 36 ANDY rides uptown. She looks around -- the magazines, the tiny bottles of water, the little dishes of candy. The driver, ROY, looks at her in the mirror. ROY Miranda's new assistant. Congrats. ANDY Thanks. ANDY takes some candy. (CONTINUED) 22. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 36 CONTINUED: 36 ROY You know-- ANDY You're going to say a million girls would kill for my job. ROY Actually, I was going to say those Jelly Beans are seven years old. ANDY puts the candy back. 37 EXT. CALVIN KLEIN SHOWROOM -- DAY 37 ANDY looks up at the showroom. Her phone rings again. MIRANDA (O.S.) Are you there? ANDY I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as-- Click. Her phone immediately rings again. EMILY (O.S.) While you're out... Miranda needs you to go to Hermes and pick up twenty five scarves we ordered for her. Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton, pick that up. And Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, she'll want more Starbucks when she gets back. Click. 38 INT. CALVIN KLEIN SHOWROOM -- DAY 38 LIZ, the sales rep, brings out a rack of skirts for ANDY. LIZ You must be new. Congratulations. People would KILL for your job. I would. I love Miranda. She's such an icon. I've dealt with her a couple times, but I'm sure she doesn't remember. Just then ANDY'S phone rings. (CONTINUED) 23. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 38 CONTINUED: 38 MIRANDA (O.S.) What do they have? ANDY looks at the rack, searching for the right terminology. ANDY There's a um, variety of skirts. Let's see... LIZ mouths "Is that her?" ANDY nods. LIZ smiles. MIRANDA (O.S.) Who's there? Who are you dealing with? ANDY I'm sorry. What's your name? LIZ Liz. ANDY It's Liz. MIRANDA (O.S.) Get away from her. She is useless and unattractive. Ask for Ivan, tell him we're doing a reshoot tomorrow and need at least ten skirts. Click. ANDY looks at LIZ. LIZ (eager) What did she say? ANDY (wincing) Is Ivan in by any chance? LIZ (crushed) I'll get him. 39 & 40 OMITTED 39 & 40 41 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 41 ANDY walks in, laden with stuff and more coffee and snacks. EMILY springs up. (CONTINUED) 24. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 41 CONTINUED: 41 EMILY Oh my God. What took you so long? I have to pee. ANDY You haven't peed since I left? Just then MIRANDA walks through, dumps her coat on ANDY'S desk and walks into her office. EMILY You do the coat. She points to the closet. ANDY quickly hangs up the coat. EMILY (CONT'D) Now, be prepared. The run-through is at 12:30 and people are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook. ANDY The run-through. Right. Clearly, she has no idea what a run-through is. EMILY (exasperated) The editors bring in options for a shoot and Miranda chooses. She chooses every single thing in every single issue. Run-throughs are a huge deal. And indeed ANDY can see EDITORS running in and out of their offices, rack of clothes and accessories flying. ANDY Is it always like this? EMILY No. Sometimes it's busy. Just then the tallest, thinnest and most intimidating CLACKER, the severely dressed, highly snobby SERENA, walks over. EMILY (CONT'D) After the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch. (to SERENA, re: ANDY) This is her. The new me. (CONTINUED) 24A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 41 CONTINUED: (2) 41 SERENA eyes ANDY with disbelief. EMILY (CONT'D) I told you. SERENA I thought you were kidding. EMILY Oh, no. I was quite serious. EMILY turns to ANDY. EMILY (CONT'D) I get twenty minutes for lunch, you get fifteen. When I come back, you can go. As ANDY watches EMILY and SERENA'S thin hips as they move down the hall, talking about how absurd ANDY looks. (CONTINUED) 25. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 41 CONTINUED: (3) 41 ANDY You eat lunch? 42 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE CAFETERIA -- DAY 42 A pasta bar. Deserted. A pizza station. Not a soul. A salad bar. Girls crowd the lettuce area, though no one's within a mile of the dressing region. ANDY races over to the deserted soup station. Quickly ladles some corn chowder into a bowl. NIGEL walks by with his tray. NIGEL Corn chowder. Interesting choice. ANDY looks at him, confused. NIGEL (CONT'D) You do know that cellulite is one of the ingredients of corn chowder. They walk over to the register, which has a long line. A few GIRLS are openly gaping, amazed that ANDY selected chowder. ANDY None of the girls here eat anything? NIGEL Not since 2 became the new 4 and 0 became the new 2. ANDY I'm a 6. NIGEL Which is the new 14. ANDY dips a piece of bread in her chowder, eats it. Seeing this, two of the CLACKERS gasp in horror... Then ANDY notices she's dripped on her blouse. She dabs it. NIGEL (CONT'D) Something tells me you've got more polyblend where that came from. ANDY Okay. You think my clothes are hideous. I get it, okay? (MORE) (CONTINUED) 26. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 42 CONTINUED: 42 ANDY (CONT'D) But I'm not going to be working in fashion forever. I don't see any reason to change everything about myself because I have this job. NIGEL You're right. That's what this multi- million dollar industry is all about. Inner beauty. Just then NIGEL'S phone rings. He picks up, listens. NIGEL (CONT'D) Miranda wants us upstairs. Chairman's on his way down to her office. CLOSE ON... ANDY'S corn chowder and NIGEL'S salad being chucked in the garbage. 43 INT. ELIAS-CLARKE - ELEVATOR -- DAY 43 ANDY and NIGEL get in. IRV RAVITZ is already riding up. NIGEL nods, deferential. NIGEL Mr. Ravitz. IRV Nigel. Issue going well? NIGEL Our biggest September ever. IRV Great. I heard Miranda killed Autumn Jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot. What's that costing me? NIGEL About 300,000. IRV (smiles) Must have been some lousy Jackets. But I'm sure she knows what she's doing. NIGEL Always. IRV glances over at ANDY, offers his hand. (CONTINUED) 26A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 43 CONTINUED: 43 IRV Irv Ravitz. NIGEL I'm sorry... this is Andy Sachs, Miranda's new assistant. IRV Congratulations, young lady. A million girls would kill for that job. The elevator opens. IRV nods to NIGEL and exits. NIGEL (to ANDY) Chairman of Elias Clarke. You know what they say, tiny man, huge ego. (checks his watch) We should have taken the stairs. 43A OMITTED 43A 43B OMITTED 43B 27. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 44 OMITTED 44 45 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 45 Accessories are spread out on the floor in basket trays. Clothes are on racks. MIRANDA clicks through the racks. MIRANDA No... No... No... I swear I don't understand why it's so difficult for you to pull together a decent run- through. You had hours to prepare... (continues clicking) Where are all the advertisers? LUCIA We have some pieces from Banana Republic and-- (CONTINUED) 28. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 45 CONTINUED: 45 MIRANDA We need more. MIRANDA holds up a skirt. Shows it to Nigel. MIRANDA (CONT'D) What do you think? NIGEL You know me. A full ballerina skirt with a hint of saloon and I'm on board. MIRANDA Is it too much like the-- NIGEL --LaCroix from July? I thought of that, but with the right accessories, it could work... MIRANDA nods. He's right of course. MIRANDA Where are the belts for this skirt? JOCELYN races over and holds up two belts. MIRANDA studies them. ANDY looks at them too. To us, and to her, they look exactly the same. JOCELYN Tough call. They're so different. ANDY lets out a little giggle. And it's like she set off a grenade. Slowly everyone turns to her. MIRANDA Is something funny? ANDY No, no, no. It's just... And MIRANDA says nothing. ANDY twists in the wind. ANDY (CONT'D) It's just that both of those belts look the same to me. I'm still learning about this stuff, so-- And the silence is deafening. Everyone looks to see what MIRANDA will do. (CONTINUED) 28A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 45 CONTINUED: (2) 45 MIRANDA This... stuff? Okay. I understand. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and select, say, that lumpy blue sweater because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what's on your body. What you don't know is that your sweater is not blue. It's not even sky blue. It's cerulean. You also don't know that in 2002, De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns, Yves St. Laurent showed a cerulean military jacket, Dolce did skirts with cerulean beads, and in our September issue we did the definitive layout on the color. Cerulean quickly appeared in eight other major collections, then the secondary and department store lines and then trickled down to some lovely Casual Corner, where you no doubt stumbled on it. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 29. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 45 CONTINUED: (3) 45 MIRANDA (CONT'D) That color is worth millions of dollars and many jobs. And here you are, thinking you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry. In truth, you are wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff. She smiles at ANDY. Who quakes. MIRANDA (CONT'D) That's all. 46 INT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT 46 ON ANDY at home, pacing. She changes out of her work clothes into sweats while NATE makes her what looks to be the tastiest grilled cheese in history. ANDY You should have seen the look she gave me. I thought the flesh was going to melt off her face. NATE laughs. ANDY (CONT'D) It's not funny. She could be the most horrendous person I've ever met. She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. And all the Clackers just WORSHIP her... (off his confused look) They call them Clackers. Their stilettos in the marble lobby... clack, clack, clack... She pulls an ancient Northwestern sweatshirt over her head. She starts eating the grilled cheese, gesturing angrily with it as she talks. ANDY (CONT'D) And they all act like they're curing cancer or something. The amount of time and energy they spend on things that DON'T MATTER!!! Poring over these minute details. And for what? (MORE) (CONTINUED) 30. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 46 CONTINUED: 46 ANDY (CONT'D) So tomorrow they can spend an extra 300,000 dollars reshooting something that was probably fine to begin with? To sell people things they don't need? She puts down the sandwich. ANDY (CONT'D) God, I'm not even hungry anymore. Maybe that's why everyone there is so skinny. NATE Gimme that. There's about eight dollars worth of Jarlsberg in there. He takes the sandwich, takes a bite. ANDY I just have to stick it out for one year. Then I can do what I came to New York to do. I can't let Miranda get to me. I won't. NATE Easy, Killer. ANDY And give me that sandwich. NATE Oh, no way. It's mine now. She grabs it away from him. He chases her, trying to get it back. MUSIC UP. THE WORK MONTAGE. 47 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 47 MIRANDA walks past ANDY. ANDY puts her best face on. ANDY Good morning, Miranda! Thwack! Miranda's coat lands on Andy's desk. MIRANDA Get me Isaac. We see ANDY look through the computerized address book, find the number. Thwack! Another coat lands on ANDY'S desk. 31. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 47A INT RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE 47A IN HER OFFICE. MIRANDA pushes her plate of scrambled eggs across the desk. MIRANDA These eggs are frigid. 47B EXT. DINER STREET -- DAY 47B CUT TO: ANDY runs out of the diner, sprinting, holding MIRANDA'S eggs. 47C INT. RUNWAY BULLPEN -- DAY 47C Thwack! Another coat. MIRANDA Pick up the Polaroids from the swimwear shoot. 47D INT. STUDIO -- DAY 47D ANDY opens the door onto in a narrow room filled with semi- naked women changing into bikinis. Someone points ANDY towards the STYLIST... on the other side. She picks her way across, trying not to stare and, in an effort to avoid brushing against a body part, she veers into a rack of clothing, sending it clattering into the wall. 47E INT. RUNWAY BULLPEN -- DAY 47E Thwack! Another coat. MIRANDA The brakes in my car are making a weird noise. Take it in. 47F EXT. STREET -- DAY 47F CUT TO: ANDY, driving a Porsche up the street, brakes squealing. She's terrified. 47FA INT. RUNWAY BULLPEN -- DAY 47FA Thwack! Another coat. MIRANDA We need the hat from the finale of the Zac Posen show. 32. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 47FB EXT. BRYANT PARK -- DAY 47FB We see ANDY carrying the "hat" -- a funny, over-the-top concoction (at least 30 inches tall, perhaps with a taxidermied bird in it or something such...). People stare. 47G INT. RUNWAY BULLPEN -- DAY 47G Thwack! Another coat. MIRANDA The girls need new boogieboards for spring break. 47H INT. -- DAY 47H ANDY walking down the street with two custom-painted boogie boards under her arm. ANDY'S phone rings. She picks up. EMILY (V.O.) They also need flip flops. ANDY does a 180 with the boogie boards, almost decking some people. 47I INT. RUNWAY BULLPEN -- DAY 47I Thwack! Another coat. MIRANDA Pick up my shoes from Manolo. 47J EXT. STREET -- DAY 47J CUT TO: ANDY carrying a huge Manolo bag filled with shoe boxes... 47K INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 47K MIRANDA ...and while you're out, get Patricia. 47L EXT. STREET -- DAY 47L Widen out to reveal she's not only carrying the luggage, she's also fighting Patricia, a St. Bernard on a leash. 47M INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN 47M Thwack! Another coat! Thwack! Another coat! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! 32A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 48 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 48 ANDY is at her desk, exhausted, head in hands. MIRANDA Get me Isaac! (CONTINUED) 33. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 48 CONTINUED: 48 And this time, without consulting the Rolodex or even lifting her head much, ANDY dials the number by heart. ANDY I have Isaac. Widen out to see EMILY. A beat. ANDY (CONT'D) Wow. Thank God it's Friday, huh? EMILY ignores her, busy assembling a stack of lookbooks to return to the Art Department. ANDY (CONT'D) My Dad's coming in from Ohio this weekend. We're having dinner tonight. Then we're seeing "Chicago"... EMILY says nothing. ANDY (CONT'D) You doing anything fun this weekend? EMILY Yes. EMILY walks away. 49 EXT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- EVENING 49 We see ANDY'S dad, RICHARD, distinguished, if a few pounds overweight, is ringing the doorbell to ANDY'S apartment. ANDY calls down. ANDY Dad! I'll be right down! 50 INT. UPSCALE RESTAURANT -- NIGHT 50 ANDY and her DAD are at an upscale, quiet restaurant. He hands her an envelope. RICHARD Here. Don't want you to get behind in your rent. ANDY How did you-- (realizes) I'm gonna kill Mom. Thank you. (CONTINUED) 34. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 50 CONTINUED: 50 She tucks it in her purse. They smile at each other. ANDY (CONT'D) It's so good to see you. You want to start grilling me now or should we wait until after dinner? RICHARD (grins) Thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first. ANDY (smiles) Oh, just go ahead. RICHARD We're just a little worried. We get emails from you at your office at 2 am, your pay is terrible, you don't get to write anything... ANDY (still trying to keep it light) Hey. Not fair. I wrote those e- mails. RICHARD I'm just trying to understand why someone who was accepted to Stanford Law turns that down to be a journalist and now you're not even doing that-- ANDY Oh please. Not this again. RICHARD Why did you even bother applying to law school? ANDY Because it's what you wanted. This is what I want. RICHARD This? Being a secretary? ANDY I'm an executive assistant. (CONTINUED) 35. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 50 CONTINUED: (2) 50 RICHARD You hang coats, you go to Starbucks, you're a secretary, Andy. ANDY You have to trust me. Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors. Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months, she'll meet editors and writers from every important magazine. But RICHARD still looks dubious. ANDY (CONT'D) Dad, I swear. This is my break. This is my chance. This is my-- Just then the cell phone rings. ANDY looks down at it. ANDY (CONT'D) -boss. RICHARD looks at her. ANDY (CONT'D) I have to get it. ANDY picks up her cell phone. 51 INT. MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT -- NIGHT 51 MIRANDA is surrounded by crowds heading home for the weekend. MIRANDA My flight is cancelled... Some absurd weather problem. She starts moving through the airport. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I have to get home. Tonight. The twins have a recital at school tomorrow morning. 52 INT. UPSCALE RESTAURANT -- NIGHT 52 RICHARD looks at ANDY. ANDY Absolutely, Miranda. Let me see what I can do. (CONTINUED) 36. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 52 CONTINUED: 52 She hangs up, looks at RICHARD. ANDY (CONT'D) (apologetic) I'm so sorry, Dad. I have to deal with this. 53 EXT. STREET -- NIGHT 53 QUICK CUTS of ANDY on the cell phone as she and RICHARD walk through Times Square. ANDY I need a jet from Miami to New York... (jump cut) A jet, any kind of jet... (jump cut) Yes, tonight, right now. (jump cut) From Miami to New York. (jump cut) As soon as possible. Please call me back as soon as the situation changes. (jump cut) I'm trying, Miranda. No one is flying out because of the weather. Throughout, ANDY gestures to her Dad... I'm sorry. This will just take a second. 54 INT. MIAMI INT'L AIRPORT -- NIGHT 54 MIRANDA looks out the window at the squall. MIRANDA Please. It's just drizzling. Someone must be getting out. Call Donatella and get her jet. Call everyone with a jet -- Irv, Armani... ANDY (O.S.) But-- And MIRANDA hangs up. 55 EXT. THEATER -- NIGHT 55 A few minutes later. ANDY stands there, clutching her phone, thinking... RICHARD Andy, come on. Let's go in. (CONTINUED) 37. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 55 CONTINUED: 55 ANDY I've done everything I could think of. I don't know what else to do. ANDY's phone rings again. RICHARD looks at her. ANDY (CONT'D) I'm sorry, Dad. (she picks up) Miranda, you don't understand. Even if I get you a plane, they won't let you take off tonight and-- MIRANDA Emily. Stop making excuses. GET ME HOME. She hangs up. ANDY Oh my God. She is going to murder me. RICHARD Would it help if I talked to her? 56 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 56 ANDY stands in front of MIRANDA'S desk, cowed. MIRANDA The girls' recital was wonderful. They played Rachmaninoff and everyone loved it. Except for me... because I was not there. ANDY I'm so sorry, Miranda. MIRANDA turns away from the window to look at ANDY. MIRANDA Do you know why I hired you? ANDY shakes her head. MIRANDA turns to face her. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I always hire the same girl, stylish, slender, worships the magazine. And often they turn out to be disappointing and stupid. ANDY blanches. (CONTINUED) 38. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 56 CONTINUED: 56 MIRANDA (CONT'D) But you, with your fancy resume and your big speech about your so-called work ethic-- I thought you would be different. I thought, go ahead, take a chance, hire the smart, fat girl. ANDY'S eyes widen (she's not even remotely fat, of course.) MIRANDA (CONT'D) I had hope. I always have hope. But you're as disappointing as anyone else. ANDY I did everything I could think of-- MIRANDA That's all. And she goes back to her work. ANDY stands there a second, then leaves. And we see her eyes start to well. 57 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 57 ANDY comes out of the office, biting back tears. She immediately starts running down the hall. EMILY Excuse me, where do you think you-- ANDY keeps running. 58 INT. RUNWAY - NIGEL'S OFFICE -- DAY 58 ANDY walks in, very upset. NIGEL looks up, surprised. ANDY She hates me, Nigel. NIGEL And that's my problem because -- wait, no. Not my problem. ANDY I need your help. I don't know what to do. It's like I'm completely beneath her contempt. NIGEL So quit. (CONTINUED) 38A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 58 CONTINUED: 58 She looks at him. What? NIGEL (CONT'D) We could replace you in five minutes. With someone who really wants this job. ANDY That's not fair. I'm lucky to be working for Miranda -- I didn't get that at first, but I do now. I want to be here. But it just seems like no matter how hard I try, I don't do anything right. (CONTINUED) 39. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 58 CONTINUED: (2) 58 NIGEL Andy, please. Be serious. You're not trying. You're whining. She looks shocked. NIGEL (CONT'D) You want me to say poor you, Miranda is picking on you? She's just doing her job. Wake up, Six. You're working at the place that first published some of the major artists of the century -- Halston, De La Renta, Lagerfeld. And what they made is cooler than art, because you live your life in it -- I mean, not you, but some people. This is not just a magazine. It's a shining beacon of hope for, oh, I don't know, say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers, pretending to go to soccer practice when he was actually at sewing class and reading Runway at night under the covers with a flashlight. He picks up steam as he talks. NIGEL (CONT'D) You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls and what's worse, you don't care. Because this is a "stepping stone" for you. This place, that people would die to work, you deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn't give you a kiss on the forehead and put a gold star on your homework? ANDY Okay, fine! He looks at her. ANDY (CONT'D) You're right. I'm screwing this up. And I know this could be a big break for me. I'm going to try harder, I promise. But there's one thing I can't do by myself. She looks at him. He realizes what she's asking. (CONTINUED) 40. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 58 CONTINUED: (3) 58 NIGEL Oh, no. No way... ANDY You do it with the other girls. NIGEL The other girls are different. They really want it. ANDY Please, Nigel. Don't make me beg... He looks at her, thinking... 59 INT. RUNWAY - CLOSET -- DAY 59 NIGEL swings open the door to... ...a large room piled high with shoes, bags, clothes, furs, jewelry. ANDY follows, looking around at everything. NIGEL I don't know what you expect me to do. These are all sample sizes -- 2 and 4. He thinks, hands her an item. ANDY A... poncho? NIGEL You'll take what I give you and you'll like it. He looks around, assessing everything with a practiced eye. Then he starts flings clothing at ANDY. NIGEL (CONT'D) Versace peasant skirt -- we can pull it up, belt it, make it a dress... Miu Miu boyfriend cardigan... Alberta Ferretti dress -- smocked, very forgiving. And let's find you some Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. As she catches the clothing. (CONTINUED) 41. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 59 CONTINUED: 59 NIGEL (CONT'D) Don't just stand there. We have to get you to the beauty department too. And God knows how long that will take. 60 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 60 EMILY is talking to SERENA. EMILY I have no idea why Miranda hired her. SERENA Me, neither. The other day we were in the Beauty Department and she held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said "What is this?" They laugh at the total absurdity of this. EMILY I knew from the moment I saw her that she was a complete and utter-- And suddenly ANDY appears in her gorgeous clothes, her make- up impeccable, hair soft, loose and pretty. She looks grown-up, sexy and above all sophisticated. EMILY (CONT'D) (voice trailing) --disaster. ANDY sits down at her desk, pretends she didn't hear her. EMILY is still staring. ANDY'S phone rings. ANDY Miranda Priestly's office. She's not in. I'll leave word. She hangs up. EMILY is still gaping. ANDY (CONT'D) (in EMILY'S posh accent) Can I help you, luv? 61 EXT. NATE'S RESTAURANT -- NIGHT 61 ANDY waits for NATE outside his restaurant in the alley. He walk out, bantering with a couple other cooks. He starts to walk away, going... (CONTINUED) 41A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 61 CONTINUED: 61 ...right past ANDY. Stops. Walks back a few steps. He looks her up and down, stunned. ANDY What do you think? NATE I think we better get out of here before my girlfriend sees me with you. She smiles, grabs his hand and walks him down the alley. To where her town car is waiting. (CONTINUED) 42. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 61 CONTINUED: (2) 61 ANDY Wanna lift, stranger? MUSIC UP. THE MAKEOVER MONTAGE. 62 EXT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- DAY 62 We see ANDY exit her apartment, wearing a fabulous outfit... she walks behind a newsstand, emerging from the other side... in a completely different fabulous outfit... 62A&B EXT. SUBWAY -- DAY 62A&B She goes into the subway, then comes out of the subway in yet another great outfit... 62C&D EXT. STARBUCKS -- DAY 62C&D She enters Starbucks... emerges wearing another outfit, heads down the street... and walks behind a bus, emerging from the other side in one more fantastic outfit... 62E EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 62E Each outfit over the course of the montage improves on the one before... until we see ANDY walking in the plaza of Elias- Clarke, indistinguishable now from all the other CLACKERS. 62F INT. RUNWAY - RECEPTION - DAY 62F Andy walks through the reception area, walks behind a wall, and continues through the hallway in another fabulous outfit. 63 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE 63 ANDY enters. Sets a glass of Pellegrino down on the table. Just then MIRANDA enters, on the cell phone. MIRANDA The gowns are fabulous, Ralph. We're using the burgundy for the cover try and the lemon chiffon for the goddess story. And just then she looks up and sees ANDY. The transformed ANDY. And her reaction of approval is tiny, but it's there. Of course she keeps talking like she didn't notice a thing. 64 OMITTED 64 42A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 65 INT. BAR -- NIGHT 65 ANDY joins her friends and NATE. She plops an expensive, fancy Bang & Olufsen phone on the table. ANDY Bang & Olufsen. Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 43. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 65 CONTINUED: 65 ANDY (CONT'D) I looked it up online. It's 750 dollars. She doesn't want it, so Emily told me to keep it. Oprah sent a present. So did Jessica Simpson. And Nelson Mandela. NATE All for a woman who doesn't need anything. Perfect. She reaches into her bag, hands out perfume, cosmetics. Etc. ANDY Here... A bunch of Kiehl's, some Mason Pearson hair brushes... DOUG Dammit, I love your job. DOUG picks up one of the perfume bottles and is about to spray it on his hand when ANDY stops him. ANDY It's called "Pink". For women. DOUG Men can be pink. I have a pink side. LILY Please. We're eating. ANDY hands LILY a blue purse. LILY gasps. LILY (CONT'D) Where did you get this? This is the new Marc Jacobs, sold out everywhere. It's nineteen hundred dollars. I can't take this. But LILY'S already happily transferring her things from her old purse into the new one. ANDY Sure you can. NATE Why do women need so many bags? You get one, it holds all your junk, aren't you done? (CONTINUED) 44. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 65 CONTINUED: (2) 65 DOUG Fashion is not about utility, Nate. An accessory is merely a piece of iconography used to express individual identity. LILY And it's preeeetty. DOUG That too. ANDY Thing is, it turns out there's a lot more to Runway than fancy purses... you know who's coming into the office Friday? John Updike. NATE Why, does he need a sweater? They all laugh. ANDY plucks the current issue of Runway out of her purse. ANDY (a bit peeved) Look, there's a piece by Jay McInerney, an essay by Joan Didion, an interview with Christiane Amanpour oh... NATE Look who's drinking the KoolAid. She gives him a look. Just then ANDY'S cell phone rings. MIRANDA. NATE grabs it. ANDY Give me the phone. He checks the name on the phone. NATE Oh, look. The Dragon Lady. Of course. ANDY Give me the phone. ANDY grabs for the phone. NATE tosses it to LILY. (CONTINUED) 45. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 65 CONTINUED: (3) 65 LILY I'll talk to her. Tell her she needs to get her own scrambled eggs. She tosses it to DOUG. ANDY practically tackles him, grabs the phone away. ANDY Come on, guys. Give me the phone! They are all stunned by her vehemence. Including ANDY. ANDY (CONT'D) Hello, Miranda. (beat) Fine. No problem. I'm leaving right now. (hangs up) You guys didn't need to be such assholes. She exits. And all her friends exchange a look. 66 & 67 OMITTED 66 & 67 68 EXT. JAMES HOLT'S LOFT -- NIGHT 68 ANDY pulls up in front of a loft building in Tribeca. 69 INT. JAMES HOLT'S LOFT -- NIGHT 69 ANDY rings the buzzer. No answer but she can hear VOICES behind the door. She pushes it and it opens. Inside is a loft with a party going on. ANDY looks around -- it's one of those New York parties you think you'll never be invited to. She walks over to one of the super hot women. ANDY I'm looking for James Holt... She points to a handsome man by the window. JAMES HOLT, one of the top designers, 40's, muscular, tan, impeccable. ANDY walks over to him. ANDY (CONT'D) Hi, I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly. (CONTINUED) 46. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 69 CONTINUED: 69 JAMES You must be the new Emily. Let me see. He checks her out. Looks at her handbag. JAMES (CONT'D) Open-woven leather, pieced by hand and finished with a suede trim. Who made this fantastic thing? ANDY You. JAMES Duh. He hands her a folio with a handle. JAMES (CONT'D) It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit, the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff. ANDY takes the folio. ANDY I'll guard it with my life. JAMES Come on. You work for Miranda, you must be in desperate need of hard liquor. He walks her to the bar. She tries not to stare at the party GUESTS... is that Lenny Kravitz? Is that Julian Schnabel? JAMES (CONT'D) (to the BARTENDER) She'll have the punch. (hands her the punch) It's deadly. Have fun! And he walks away. ANDY clutches the glass of punch. CHRISTIAN He's right. I had the punch at James's last party, woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but boxers and a cowboy hat. She looks over. Sees a great-looking, sophisticated man in his 30's who has an air of mischief. CHRISTIAN THOMPSON. (CONTINUED) 47. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 69 CONTINUED: (2) 69 ANDY Hi. I, um... I have to go. CHRISTIAN But you want to stay. You've never been to a party like this. ANDY God, I love it when total strangers tell me how I feel. CHRISTIAN That's my way. (extends his hand) Christian Thompson. ANDY Christian Thompson? You're kidding. You write for every magazine I love. I actually reviewed your collection of essays for my college paper. CHRISTIAN Did you mention my good looks and killer charm? ANDY No, but I did point out some factual errors and a penchant for confessional semi-fiction that borders on self-indulgent. CHRISTIAN You and the Times. (laughs) And what do you do? ANDY Well, I want to work somewhere like the New Yorker or Vanity Fair. I'm also a writer, but-- CHRISTIAN Is that right? I should read your stuff. Send it over. ANDY Thank you. That would be great. Anyway, for now I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant. And his expression immediately changes. (CONTINUED) 48. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 69 CONTINUED: (3) 69 CHRISTIAN You're kidding. Oh, that's too bad. You'll never survive Miranda. ANDY Excuse me? CHRISTIAN You're smart, you're nice, you have a point of view. You can't do that job. ANDY hands him her glass of punch. ANDY I have to go. She starts to leave. CHRISTIAN Let me guess. You have a boyfriend waiting. From... not high school... college? Nice-looking guy, devoted, about to ask you to move in with him, but you're not sure... She stares at him. Appalled. And, you know, intrigued. ANDY You. Are not a nice person. CHRISTIAN Nice to meet you, Miranda girl. He walks away. Steam practically pours out of her ears. ANDY For your information, he's really handsome. And we already live together! This doesn't cause him to turn around, though it does cause a few other people to stare. ANDY walks away, embarrassed. 70 EXT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT 70 ANDY'S walking back towards her and NATE'S apartment, holding the folio. She crosses paths with NATE. NATE You got the nuclear briefcase from the undisclosed location. I'm proud of you. (CONTINUED) 49. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 70 CONTINUED: 70 ANDY (surprised) Where are you going? NATE Doug and some of his banker buddies are playing Texas Hold `Em at his apartment. Gonna go get me some of that Wall Street cash. ANDY But I came back so we could hang out. NATE (lightly) Man, I'm sorry. You didn't make that crystal clear when you stormed off after calling me an asshole. ANDY Okay, look, I'm sorry about that-- He gives her a kiss. NATE I'll see you later, okay? Just then NATE'S cell phone rings. NATE picks up. NATE (CONT'D) Hello? (the way ANDY talks to MIRANDA) Sure, Doug! I'll get on it ASAP! A six- pack? No problem. Budweiser or Michelob? Chilled? Of course... ANDY looks at him, hand on hip as he walks away. Very funny. 71 OMITTED 71 72 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- LATER -- DAY 72 We see MIRANDA, studying the sketches JAMES sent over, spread out in the folio. MIRANDA Emily! ANDY walks into MIRANDA'S office. (CONTINUED) 50. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 72 CONTINUED: 72 MIRANDA (CONT'D) Call James Holt's office. Tell them I want to move the preview to today at 12:30. And tell everyone else. Be ready to leave in half an hour. 73 & 74 OMITTED 73 & 74 75 INT. RUNWAY - HALLWAY -- DAY 75 NIGEL looks surprised. NIGEL They're not expecting us until Tuesday. Did she say why? ANDY Yes, she explained every detail of her decision-making, then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol. NIGEL I see your point. 76 EXT. STREET -- DAY 76 MIRANDA and ANDY ride along in heavy traffic. MIRANDA is tapping her foot, impatient. ANDY (O.S.) What's a preview, anyway? NIGEL (O.S.) Miranda insists on seeing all the designer's collections before they show them. ANDY (O.S.) And she tells them what she thinks? NIGEL (O.S.) In her way. There's a scale. One nod, good. More than one nod -- very good. There is only one actual smile on record -- Tom Ford, 2001. If she doesn't like it, she shakes her head. 76A INT. TOWN CAR -- DAY 76A Finally she leans forward to HENRY, the driver. (CONTINUED) 51. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 76A CONTINUED: 76A MIRANDA Just let us out here. She gets out. ANDY scrambles to grab her stuff and follow. 77 INT. RUNWAY - DAY 77 NIGEL shakes his head. NIGEL And then there's the pursing of the lips. ANDY What does that mean? NIGEL Catastrophe. 78 & 79 OMITTED 78 & 79 80 INT. JAMES HOLT'S LOFT -- DAY 80 MIRANDA walks in the elevator. ANDY hesitates, unsure if she's permitted to be in the elevator with her. Okay, fine. 81 INT. JAMES HOLT'S ELEVATOR -- DAY 81 Beat. MIRANDA and ANDY ride up together. ANDY Last time I was here, James was having this cool party and-- (off MIRANDA's look) --and this is why you don't like people riding up in the elevator with you. MIRANDA smiles a tight little smile. Precisely. 82 EXT. JAMES HOLT'S LOFT -- DAY 82 Another town car pulls up and NIGEL, LUCIA, JOCELYN and some of the other Runway editors and assistants pile out. 83 INT. JAMES HOLT'S LOFT -- DAY 83 MIRANDA walks in. JAMES is standing there with his staff and his Public Relations team. JAMES is clearly buzzing. JAMES Miranda. Great to see you. (CONTINUED) 52. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 83 CONTINUED: 83 MIRANDA diligently kisses both of his cheeks. JAMES (CONT'D) You got the sketches for your dress. MIRANDA Yes. I did. Beat. And she conspicuously does not say she liked them. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Thank you. And her tone is very remote. And now we can see JAMES really start to quake. MIRANDA arranges herself on the Mies daybed, legs folded, ramrod straight. The other RUNWAY editors -- NIGEL, JOCELYN and LUCIA and their assistants, stand behind MIRANDA. JAMES and his people stand off to the side as a few fit MODELS begin walking out in various outfits. JAMES This season I started to think about the intersection of East and West... No one in the room watches anything except -- MIRANDA'S reaction. As JAMES speaks, we dissolve from outfit to outfit. JAMES is trying desperately to impress MIRANDA. He's practically tap- dancing. JAMES (CONT'D) I didn't want to do, say, a blonde in a kimono. It's more about capturing the Eastern sensibility in the Western woman. Kind of Uma Thurman in Kill Bill in a kick ass dress with an obi belt. The modern woman as Geisha meets rock star, with a little Desperate Housewives thrown in. Suddenly, there's a glimpse of movement from Miranda -- could it be a nod? Everyone holds their breath. No, she's just straightening her glasses. JAMES (CONT'D) And this, of course, is the dress we're making for you. (CONTINUED) 53. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 83 CONTINUED: (2) 83 An overly busy red dress with too many fashion ideas being attempted at one time. JAMES (CONT'D) A lush Asian fabric, tailored, but with a bit of movement to work against the modernism. And suddenly, there it is, the kiss of death. The dreaded pursing of the lips. 84 EXT. STREET -- DAY 84 The Runway team files out, MIRANDA first. ANDY and NIGEL walk together. ANDY (sotto voce) She pursed her lips and because of that he's going to change his entire collection? NIGEL You still don't get it, do you? Her opinion is the only one that matters. MIRANDA, about to get into the town car, turns to ANDY. MIRANDA Make sure you confirm my dinner with-- ANDY --Galliano at Pastis. Done. MIRANDA And I need to see the look book for the November denim shoot. ANDY It's in the car. MIRANDA Fine. MIRANDA turns to leave, pauses. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Oh, and you'll be bringing The Book to my home tonight. Emily will give you the key, Andrea. 54. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 85 OMITTED 85 86 INT. RUNWAY -- DAY 86 CLOSE ON A key, as EMILY hands it to ANDY. EMILY Guard this with your life. ANDY Of course. If I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right, that she doesn't think I'm psycho. Oh, and she actually called me Andrea instead of Emily. Isn't that great? EMILY (deadpan) Yeah. Whoopee. Okay, now, it's very important that you do EXACTLY what I'm about to tell you. 87 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- NIGHT 87 We hear EMILY'S voiceover as we see this happening. EMILY (V.O.) The Book is assembled by 10 or 10:30, so you must wait around until then. We see ANDY, waiting. The area around MIRANDA'S office is totally quiet. 88 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- NIGHT 88 ANDY drifts in and looks at MIRANDA'S office -- the pictures of her with everyone from Desmond Tutu to Paris Hilton. Then ANDY walks over to MIRANDA'S pristine white couch. Sits on it. Hell, why not. Lies down on it. Gingerly. Then-- INTERCOM (loud) Book's ready! And ANDY startles and falls completely off the couch. 54A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 89 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- NIGHT 89 An editorial ASSISTANT brings ANDY The Book. It's heavy. EMILY (V.O.) You'll be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the book. We see ANDY removing the dry cleaning from the closet -- about a dozen garments on hangers. 55. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 90 EXT. STREET/INT. TOWN CAR -- NIGHT 90 ANDY whisks across town. It's late, the streets are quiet. EMILY (V.O.) The driver will take you to Miranda's townhouse. 90A EXT. STREET -- NIGHT 90A ANDY unloads the car and walks up the flight of stairs in front of the townhouse, carrying the book and dry cleaning. She takes out a key. EMILY (V.O.) Let yourself in. ANDY takes a deep breath and turns the lock. 91 INT. FOYER -- NIGHT 91 ANDY steps into a marble-floored foyer with a large staircase looming right in front of her. 92 OMITTED 92 93 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 93 On EMILY, intense. EMILY Do not talk to anyone. Do not look at anyone. That is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible. Do you understand? 94 OMITTED 94 95 INT. MIRANDA'S FOYER -- NIGHT 95 ANDY steps inside, her footsteps echoing through the foyer. EMILY (V.O.) Open the door, walk across the foyer, then hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase. ANDY looks. There are two identical doors on each side of the staircase. Dammit. (CONTINUED) 56. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 95 CONTINUED: 95 EMILY (V.O.) (CONT'D) And leave the Book on the table with the flowers. ANDY looks. There are one, two, three tables... all in different areas of the house. She looks very confused. ANDY Shit. Suddenly she hears a noise. She looks up and sees two girls of about 12, CASSIDY and CAROLINE, peering down the staircase. CASSIDY It's that door. On the left. ANDY hangs the dry cleaning. The girls call down. CAROLINE You can give us the Book. CASSIDY We'll give it to her. ANDY shakes her head. No no no. CAROLINE It's okay. Come on up. ANDY But I can't... Shh... CASSIDY It's okay. And ANDY, unsure what to do, starts to walk up the stairs. She gets about halfway up when she hears voices... MIRANDA and her husband, STEPHEN are in the dining room, a sliver of which is visible from the foyer. MIRANDA What did you want me to do? Walk out in the middle of a photo shoot? ANDY freezes. (CONTINUED) 57. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 95 CONTINUED: (2) 95 STEPHEN I rushed out of an investment committee meeting early, then I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour... MIRANDA We were in a loft near the Seaport. My phone didn't work. I told you. STEPHEN ...and I knew what everyone in the restaurant was thinking. There he is, waiting for HER again-- And as he says this he stops, curious. There on the stairs, head peeking into the second floor, is ANDY, frozen. With the TWINS smiling at her. And before ANDY can stop herself, her eyes float over to STEPHEN'S. Eye contact. Her heart does a flip. And her eyes dart over to MIRANDA and they make eye contact as well... ... and MIRANDA gives ANDY a look of utter coldness, disgust and judgement. ANDY freezes. 96 EXT. STREET -- NIGHT 96 ANDY closes the door to the townhouse, heart pounding. 97 INT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT 97 ANDY crawls into bed next to NATE, heart racing, and looks up at the ceiling, freaking out. 98 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 98 ANDY walks in, already bracing herself, and runs into EMILY, emerging from MIRANDA'S office, very upset. ANDY Okay, before you start freaking out, it wasn't such a big deal. The twins said hello, I said hello back, then I went upstairs and gave the book to Miranda-- EMILY You went upstairs? Oh my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story? (CONTINUED) 58. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 98 CONTINUED: 98 ANDY You're right. I made a mistake. EMILY Don't you understand? If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me. And if that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tri-state area until I find you and kill you. ANDY Wait a second. She's going to fire me? EMILY I don't know. She's not happy. And they hear MIRANDA'S voice, ringing out from the office. MIRANDA An-dre-a. ANDY and EMILY exchange a look. Oh, boy. 99 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 99 ANDY walks in, apprehensive. ANDY Miranda, about last night, I-- MIRANDA I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins. ANDY Of course. I'll run down to Barnes & Noble right now. MIRANDA Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? ANDY Not that I can recall. MIRANDA We have all the published Harry Potter books. The girls want to know what happens next. ANDY stands there a moment, fully aware of the impossibility of what MIRANDA just asks. (CONTINUED) 59. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 99 CONTINUED: 99 ANDY So you want the... unpublished manuscript. MIRANDA gives her a look. Is there a problem? MIRANDA We know everyone in publishing. Shouldn't be a problem. (beat) You can do anything, right? 100 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- LATER 100 ANDY paces, panicky. EMILY watches her. ANDY She doesn't get it. There's no way I can get that book. I don't care who I call. Just then MIRANDA walks out. ANDY springs up to get her coat. MIRANDA My girls are leaving on the train to their Grandmother's at 3. They'll need the book by then. ANDY Of course. MIRANDA I'd like my steak in fifteen minutes. ANDY No problem. MIRANDA exits. ANDY (CONT'D) Great. I have to get the impossible manuscript in four hours. And Smith and Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. How am I supposed to get the steak? (paces) She's going to fire me, isn't she? She's just prolonging the kill. Like an evil cat with a tiny unfashionable mouse. (CONTINUED) 60. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 100 CONTINUED: 100 EMILY Oh look, you're getting paranoid. Yay. It's not just me. Listen, don't freak out. There could be a silver lining here. ANDY looks at her. Really? EMILY (CONT'D) When Miranda gives someone an impossible task, it generally means one of two things. One, she thinks you can actually pull it off. ANDY Or-- EMILY Or, you know, that thing you were saying about the cat. 101 EXT. STREET - DAY 101 We see ANDY racing down the street. 102 EXT. SMITH AND WOLLENSKY'S -- DAY 102 ANDY flies into frame on the phone... ANDY It's for Miranda Priestly... it's very important. Yes, I know, it's impossible to get... ...she raps on the door of the closed restaurant. The MANAGER recognizes her, lets her in. 103 INT. SMITH AND WOLLENSKY'S -- DAY 103 From the bar, ANDY watches the steak sizzle, pacing nervously. ANDY'S cell phone rings. She grabs it. ANDY Anything? Can you try again? I would really appreciate any leads at all... thanks. No pressure. If I don't have it by 3, I'm fired. MARTY What an amazing job, working for someone like Ms. Priestly. (CONTINUED) 61. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 103 CONTINUED: 103 ANDY Yeah. It's a real party. ANDY walks towards the door. And suddenly something catches ANDY'S eye... We see what ANDY'S looking at -- an ad on the side of the bus stop advertising the latest issue of the New Yorker. ANDY sees a familiar name: CHRISTIAN THOMPSON. 104 INT. TAXI -- DAY 104 CHRISTIAN answers his cell phone. ANDY (O.S.) You probably don't remember me. We met at James Holt's party and I work for Miranda Priestly and-- CHRISTIAN Of course I remember you, Miranda Girl. You shaken off the college boyfriend yet? 104pt EXT. STREET -- DAY 104pt ANDY on the cell phone. ANDY Listen. I desperately need a favor. And I don't know many people in the book world... On CHRISTIAN, getting out of a taxi. CHRISTIAN The Harry Potter manuscript? You've gotta be kidding. ANDY (O.S.) I'm sorry to ask you. I'm desperate. CHRISTIAN Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a plan B. On ANDY. ANDY We're talking about Miranda Priestly. There is no plan B, only plan A. 62. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 105 INT. RUNWAY - HALLWAY -- DAY 105 ANDY runs down the hall with MIRANDA'S food, passing EMILY. ANDY Is she back? Am I fired? EMILY You know, I rarely say this to people who aren't me, but you need to calm down. ANDY ignores her, racing around getting the dishes and silverware for MIRANDA'S steak. 106 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 106 We see the steak, prettily arranged on MIRANDA'S china. ANDY sets up the salt and pepper. MIRANDA walks in. When MIRANDA sees the steak, she freezes. MIRANDA What is that doing here? I ordered it ages ago. ANDY looks confused. Ages? MIRANDA (CONT'D) Luckily, before I starved to death, Irv invited me to lunch. (re: steak) Get rid of that. I'll be back at 3. Please have my Starbucks order waiting. And before she exits... MIRANDA (CONT'D) And if you don't have the Harry Potter book by then, don't come back. 107 INT. RUNWAY - KITCHEN -- DAY 107 ANDY carries a tray with all the food on it into the kitchen. A beat. She looks down at the tray. And suppresses an urge to throw the whole thing at the wall. She positions the tray over the garbage and tilts it, letting everything -- steak, china, silverware -- fall into the can. 63. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 108 INT. STARBUCKS -- DAY 108 ANDY is getting MIRANDA'S coffee. ANDY (on the cell phone) Harry Potter. (jump cut) The manuscript. (jump cut) It's for Miranda Priestly. (jump cut to) I need it today. (to the BARRISTA) Can you make it extra hot? Like, center of the sun hot? The BARRISTA gives her a look. ANDY (CONT'D) Sorry, my boss is particular. (into phone) Are you sure? You're my last shot. (sighs) All right, well, thanks for trying. She hangs up. The BARRISTA hands her the coffee. BARRISTA Sounds like a great job. ANDY Actually, it is. A million girls would kill for it. And she starts to laugh. The girl stares at her. 109 EXT. STARBUCKS -- DAY 109 ANDY walks out of the Starbucks with the order on a tray. ANDY stands there a moment. People bustle around her, as she finds herself at a literal crossroads. She looks up at the building. Suddenly she stops a PASSERBY who looks at her, curious. Yeah, lady? ANDY Want a mocha? And ANDY starts passing Starbucks to people on the street. 64. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 110 INT. NATE'S RESTAURANT - KITCHEN -- DAY 110 NATE on the phone. Intercut with him and ANDY on the street. NATE Quit? Are you sure? ANDY I failed. She's going to fire me anyway. Might as well beat her to the punch. NATE Wow. Good for you. Congratulations, Andy. You're free. ANDY Call you later. ANDY hangs up, and immediately her phone rings again. She looks down. Assuming it's NATE. ANDY (CONT'D) Hello? CHRISTIAN (O.S.) I'm brilliant. Really. Monuments should be erected in my honor. WE INTERCUT 110pt EXT. STREET -- DAY 110pt Between ANDY and CHRISTIAN, also walking down the street. ANDY You didn't. CHRISTIAN Oh yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art. She has the manuscript. ANDY No. That would mean I actually... did something right. (stunned) But see... thing is... See, I was about to... And we see ANDY. She looks up at the Elias-Clarke building, teetering on a precipice. (CONTINUED) 65. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 110pt CONTINUED: 110pt CHRISTIAN You want this, you better hurry. Meet me at the St. Regis. 110pu EXT. STREET -- DAY 110pu Establishing St. Regis. ANDY runs down the street to the St. Regis. ST. REGIS BUTLER Welcome to the St. Regis. Is there anything I can assist you with? ANDY Yes, I'm meeting someone... The butler opens the door for Andy. ST. REGIS BUTLER Right this way. He escorts her into the St. Regis. 111 INT. KING COLE BAR -- DAY 111 CHRISTIAN is having drinks. ANDY runs in. He hands her a manuscript. CHRISTIAN You have one hour. 111A INT. STAPLES -- DAY 111A ANDY is xeroxing the manuscript and talking on the phone. ANDY I'm begging you. You have to stall her. Just ten minutes. 111B EXT. STREET/INT. TOWN CAR -- DAY 111B We see HENRY, driving MIRANDA. He hangs up the cell phone. Then he turns down a side street. MIRANDA catches his eye in the mirror. What the hell? HENRY Too much traffic on 5th. UN's in session. MIRANDA makes an annoyed face. (CONTINUED) 65A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 111B CONTINUED: 111B 112-114 OMITTED 112-114 115 INT. RUNWAY - HALLWAY 115 The tray with Miranda's Starbucks on it... We follow it down the hall and see it being set on MIRANDA'S desk. And beside it lands boom! an envelope. Widen out to see-- 115A INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY. 115A MIRANDA, looking at the envelope. And then we see ANDY. She stands there, quiet, calm. And if MIRANDA is amazed by what ANDY did, she doesn't show it. She opens the envelope, looks in. MIRANDA One copy? What are my twins supposed to do with that... share? ANDY Actually I made two copies. And had them color-copied, re-set and bound so they wouldn't look like manuscripts. She smiles. MIRANDA nods, but still won't concede the point. MIRANDA And where exactly are those fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere. 116 INT. TRAIN -- DAY 116 The MetroNorth from New York City to Bedford. In the front row, we see two girls in matching outfits with two matching Harry Potter manuscripts. The twins, with their NANNY beside them. 66. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 117 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 117 ANDY smiles at MIRANDA. Her faith in herself restored. ANDY (brightly) Anything else I can do for you? 118 EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY 118 ANDY walks out. The CLACKERS stream in and out of the building. And ANDY raises her arms and does a victory dance, now graceful in her stilettos. People stare. Doesn't bother her. 119 INT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- NIGHT 119 ANDY is making a small diorama of the planetary system. NATE walks in. He's carrying a bag of groceries. NATE I went over to Dean & DeLuca -- man, they charge like five bucks a strawberry, but I figured, you quit, we should celebrate. ANDY Listen, Nate-- And he sees what she's doing. Realizes. NATE So you quit, but you're still doing the twins' science project. Big of you. ANDY After I called you, I realized... It doesn't make sense to throw away all these months of hard work. I just had a moment of weakness. That's all. NATE Either that or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko. She looks at him. NATE (CONT'D) Okay. Whatever. It's your job. (CONTINUED) 67. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 119 CONTINUED: 119 ANDY That's all it is, Nate. Just a job. NATE No, no. It's an important magazine. That's what you said, right? He sees the latest issue of Runway. Picks it up. NATE (CONT'D) Let's see... How to buy a custom-made 600 dollar bra. That's important. A list of the 10 best wrinkle creams under $500. That's important. ANDY I get the point, Nate. He continues leafing through. NATE The new Botox. The new pea coat. The new (wrestling with the word) Gstaad. What the hell is-- ANDY Gstaad. It's a ski resort. In Switzerland. NATE See? I now live with someone who knows that. Thank you, Miranda Priestly. ANDY Nate, it's not like I run the magazine. I just work there, remember? NATE doesn't say anything, keeps putting away groceries. She walks over to him. ANDY (CONT'D) I'm the same person I was. I still want the same things. But he doesn't look too convinced. ANDY (CONT'D) I promise. Same Andy, better clothes. (CONTINUED) 68. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 119 CONTINUED: (2) 119 NATE That's the thing -- I liked your old clothes. ANDY (re: her shoes) What about these? These are pretty nice. He doesn't take the bait. ANDY (CONT'D) And this skirt? (nothing) Okay. What about this? She unbuttons her shirt, revealing a bra that costs more than every item of clothing NATE owns combined. Beat. NATE I like that. He grabs her and kisses her. 119A INT. CONFERENCE ROOM -- DAY 119A The senior staff members are gathered around a table -- NIGEL, JOCELYN, LUCIA, a few others including PAUL, the art director of the magazine. NIGEL ...Posen's doing some very sculptural suits, so Testino wants to shoot them at the Noguchi Garden in the Chase building. MIRANDA Perfect. What about the accessories pages for April? JOCELYN One thought was enamel -- bangles, pendants, earrings-- MIRANDA We did that two years ago. What else? JOCELYN Well, they're showing a lot of florals for spring and so-- (CONTINUED) 68A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 119A CONTINUED: 119A MIRANDA Florals. For spring. Groundbreaking. PAUL But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space. She looks at him. Death ray. He soldiers on. PAUL (CONT'D) We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals-- And she's still just staring. He continues falling forward. PAUL (CONT'D) --and the um, the more raw, rough-hewn nature of the backdrop would create a tension which-- MIRANDA No. PAUL --which-- MIRANDA No. Just then EMILY walks in with a note for MIRANDA. (CONTINUED) 69. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 119A CONTINUED: (2) 119A Before she can get all the way across the room, EMILY dissolves into hacking coughs. MIRANDA gives her a look, then turns back to her staff. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Anyone have anything I can actually use? 120 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 120 ANDY is at her desk. EMILY walks back, blowing her nose, rubbing her eyes -- basically, a Nyquil ad. ANDY Are you okay? EMILY Tonight's the benefit. I've been looking forward to it for MONTHS. I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino. (blows her nose) Everyone's going to be leaving to get dressed soon, so after you drop off Miranda's Fendi bag at the re-beaders, you can just go home. ANDY Great. Thanks. That's perfect, because I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before they close... ANDY grabs her purse and, from under her desk, she retrieves a wrapped present. ANDY (CONT'D) ...it's Nate's birthday and we're having a little party for him-- EMILY looks at her. Too sick and too Emily to care. ANDY (CONT'D) Anyway, have fun tonight. 120A INT. LOBBY -- DAY 120A ANDY, feeling liberated, walks out, carrying the present and a shopping bag with MIRANDA'S bag in it. And that's when her cell rings. 69A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 121 INT. RUNWAY - MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY 121 ANDY and EMILY walk in together, looking confused. (CONTINUED) 70. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 121 CONTINUED: 121 MIRANDA I want to make sure before the benefit that you are both fully prepped on the guest list. ANDY and EMILY exchange a look. ANDY Um... I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit. MIRANDA Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to be disgustingly ill. You'll come and help Emily. On EMILY and ANDY'S surprised faces. 122 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 122 They walk out. EMILY is clearly peeved. EMILY I don't see why she needs both of us. Eight second coughing fit. ANDY Don't look at me. This is the last thing I want to do. EMILY dumps something on ANDY'S lap -- a book of what looks like mug shots. EMILY These are all the guests. Miranda invites everyone. We have to make sure they all think she knows exactly who they are. I've been studying for weeks. ANDY I need to learn all these people by tonight? EMILY Don't be silly. She pulls out another big book of headshots. EMILY (CONT'D) You have to learn these too. 71. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 123 INT. CLOSET -- DAY 123 NIGEL is looking for a gown for ANDY. ANDY is on the cell phone. ANDY Lily, just start without me. I'll be there as soon as I can. 123A INT. GALLERY -- DAY 123A We see LILY at the gallery where she works. LILY Okay, but hurry. 123B INT. CLOSET -- DAY 123B ANDY on the phone. ANDY I will. I promise. Believe me, this is the last thing I want to-- Just then NIGEL holds up a dress. ANDY (CONT'D) Oh, I love that. (back to LILY) I'll call you the second I'm leaving. She hangs up. ANDY (CONT'D) Will that fit me? NIGEL Of course. A few extra yards of fabric and a staple gun and we're in business. 124 INT. RUNWAY - STUDIO -- LATER 124 We see ANDY from behind as the MAKEUP ARTIST applies the finishing touches. He studies her. NIGEL Remember, there are two keys to wearing an evening gown -- one is to maintain a regal bearing. The second-- (CONTINUED) 71A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 124 CONTINUED: 124 He mimes adjusting one's boobs in a strapless dress. NIGEL (CONT'D) Make sure the girls face forward. The makeup artist steps away and NIGEL and ANDY both study her in the mirror. NIGEL (CONT'D) Not bad. How do you feel? 125 EXT. STREET/INT. TOWN CAR -- NIGHT 125 We see a limousine gliding through the streets... ANDY (V.O.) Let's see. My feet are killing me, everything pinches... 126 EXT. NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY -- NIGHT 126 All lit for a gala charity benefit. A red carpet lined with notables leads up the steps. ANDY (V.O.) ...my breasts are squeezed into a ball and this hairpiece is like having a boulder pinned to my head... And suddenly the door to the town car opens and ANDY steps out onto the red carpet. And she looks unbelievable, gorgeous, perfect. ANDY (V.O.) (CONT'D) Never felt better. ANDY walks up the red carpet where she catches sight of NIGEL, talking to reporters on the red carpet. NIGEL ...this benefit is the social event of the season. It represents what Runway is about -- grace, style, elegance... As he says "elegance", he catches sight of ANDY, smiles and does a smaller version of the "adjusting the girls" gesture. ANDY smiles at him and walks on. (CONTINUED) 72. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 126 CONTINUED: 126 Just then EMILY spots ANDY. EMILY Oh my God, Andy. You look... chic. But ANDY is busy staring at EMILY, in her strapless dress. ANDY And you look... so thin. EMILY (flattered) Do I? It's for Paris. I'm on a new diet. I don't eat anything, and then, when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. ANDY It's definitely working. EMILY I know. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. ANDY That's... great. EMILY smiles proudly, then dissolves into another round of bone-rattling coughs. EMILY Ready? 127 INT. LIBRARY -- NIGHT 127 ANDY and EMILY enter. It's beautiful. Everything in sight is white -- white tulips, bone white china, white candles. All the GUESTS are in black or white. EMILY looks around. (CONTINUED) 73. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 127 CONTINUED: 127 EMILY We need to make sure we're there the second she walks in. ANDY I was wondering how long you think we'll have to stay because I was hoping to-- EMILY There she is. Just then MIRANDA walks in. She's wearing the awkward dress from JAMES'S sketches, made over to perfection. EMILY and ANDY rush over to MIRANDA. QUICK CUTS at the ball. ANDY and EMILY stand at MIRANDA's side as she fields greetings. EMILY whispers to MIRANDA. EMILY (CONT'D) John Folger. New artistic director, Circle in the Square. MIRANDA John. Good to see you. She greets him. Just then we see a distinguished man in an impeccable European suit. MASSIMO. ANDY That's Massimo Cortileono, chairman of- EMILY (shushes ANDY) She knows him. MIRANDA Massimo, you made it. I was worried you'd be too busy with your new factory in Ortezzano-- MASSIMO I would never miss a chance to see you, Miranda, darling. (CONTINUED) 73A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 127 CONTINUED: (2) 127 A DISTINGUISHED COUPLE approaches. Walks towards MIRANDA, ANDY and EMILY. MIRANDA holds her smile, waiting for information. MIRANDA (smiling) Emily? EMILY racks her brain. Which goes blank. She starts to panic. EMILY (fumbling) That's... Wait... I know who that is... It's... Seeing EMILY struggle, ANDY leans in to MIRANDA. ANDY Ambassador Franklin. And that's the woman he left his wife for, Rebecca. The woman he's leaving HER for is the man walking down the stairs in Valentino. MIRANDA greets the couple. MIRANDA Ambassador, Rebecca. EMILY whispers to ANDY. EMILY Thanks. Just then ANDY sees a very fashionable WOMAN, with a more avant-garde look than MIRANDA, headed for them. And she's being escorted by none other than... IRV. EMILY whispers to ANDY. (CONTINUED) 74. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 127 CONTINUED: (3) 127 ANDY (trying to remember what she studied) That's... Jacqueline Follet, right? From French Runway. EMILY Yes. Oh my God. Miranda hates her. She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left... As she says this we see MIRANDA greeting JACQUELINE "warmly". MIRANDA Ah, Bonsoir, Cherie. Ta robe est rudement chouette. JACQUELINE I like your dress too. Very... Americaine. Sportif. MIRANDA Thank you for coming to our little get together tonight. JACQUELINE Of course. I plan my whole year around it. MIRANDA And we're all so grateful. JACQUELINE After all, we're family, no? She smiles at IRV, who smiles right back. MIRANDA smiles too, but looks like she'd rather throw darts at JACQUELINE. ANDY quickly steps forward. ANDY Alors, Jacqueline, ditez-moi, avez- vous rencontr Brad Pitt? JACQUELINE Ah, no... Pas encore... And ANDY pulls JACQUELINE across the room. LATER, the party is in full swing. EMILY and ANDY are with MIRANDA, who is talking to a group of luminaries including IRV. (CONTINUED) 74A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 127 CONTINUED: (4) 127 EMILY turns to ANDY and whispers. EMILY You can go. I've got it from here. ANDY Are you sure? EMILY Go. Have fun. And for the first time they seem like friends. (CONTINUED) 75. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 127 CONTINUED: (5) 127 ANDY (amazed) Thank you. Thank you so much. But just as ANDY'S about to leave, STEPHEN appears, quite drunk, and joins MIRANDA'S group. MIRANDA Darling, there you are. STEPHEN It's a banner evening. Three people have failed to recognize me, one person called me Mr. Priestly, and now the damned bartender refuses to serve me. Everyone looks uncomfortable. STEPHEN turns to IRV. STEPHEN (CONT'D) Why don't you get me a drink? He's gotta listen to you, right, little guy? Everyone freezes. MIRANDA forces a laugh. An awful beat. And ANDY leaps in, quickly turns to IRV, distracting him. ANDY I'm sorry to bother you, but I've been dying to ask you... Is it true that John Cheever used to ghostwrite the editor's page of Manhattan Magazine in the 50's?... And while she chats with him, MIRANDA puts her arm around her husband and leads him gently away. MIRANDA Come on, darling, let's get something to eat. I'm starved, aren't you? And as she walks away, MIRANDA turns. And MIRANDA mouths the words "Thank You" to ANDY. ANDY'S eyes go wide in disbelief. Then she smiles. Yes! 128 EXT. NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY -- NIGHT 128 ANDY trots down the steps, starting to take down her hair as she races to the car. (CONTINUED) 75A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 128 CONTINUED: 128 Suddenly she looks up. And sees CHRISTIAN, walking up the steps, looking better than anyone ever should in a tuxedo. He smiles and clutches his heart like he's been shot by cupid. CHRISTIAN Look at you... you're a vision. Thank God I saved your job. (CONTINUED) 76. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 128 CONTINUED: (2) 128 ANDY Hey, I figured out a few things on my own, too. Turns out I'm not as nice as you thought. CHRISTIAN God I hope not. He openly admires her in a way that makes it clear he's imagining her with the dress off. CHRISTIAN (CONT'D) If you didn't have that stupid boyfriend, I'd have to whisk you away right here and now. ANDY Do you really say things like that to people? CHRISTIAN Evidently. ANDY I have to go... CHRISTIAN Are you sure? My editor from Vanity Fair is in there and I was going to introduce you to him. (off her look, surprised) You sent me your stuff, remember? I have to be honest, I only read a couple -- that was quite a big packet - - but they weren't half-bad. You're pretty talented, Andy. He should meet you. Come on in. Just one drink. ANDY Well, maybe I could-- (quickly) No no no. I can't. I just can't. ANDY turns and races towards her town car. CHRISTIAN Say hello to the boyfriend for me. ANDY looks at her watch as she runs away. Winces. She's so late. 76A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 129 EXT. STREET/INT. TOWN CAR -- NIGHT 129 ANDY looks over at ROY. (CONTINUED) 77. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 129 CONTINUED: 129 ANDY Can you go any faster? 130 INT. RESTAURANT -- NIGHT 130 DOUG and LILY are sitting at a table with a few other friends. ANDY walks in still in her evening wear and looks at them. And understands right away. NATE is long gone. 130A INT. APARTMENT -- NIGHT 130A ANDY walks in, holding a cupcake with a lit candle on it. NATE'S watching ESPN. He barely looks up. ANDY Happy Birthday. NATE turns off the TV, looks at her. ANDY (CONT'D) Nate, I'm so sorry. I was trying to leave, but there was a lot going on and I didn't have a choice and-- NATE Don't worry about it. I'm going to bed. He walks past her. ANDY Can we at least talk about it this-- He starts to leave, turns, looks at her. NATE You look really pretty. And he walks into the bedroom. ANDY stands there, feeling terrible. 130B INT. APARTMENT -- DAWN 130B Very early. ANDY is getting dressed, by now every bit as expert as the girls in the beginning of the movie. She pauses a moment, watching NATE sleep. Then she exits. 78. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 130C INT. RUNWAY -- DAY 130C ANDY on the phone. ANDY I don't understand what's so difficult about scheduling a preview. If you want Miranda to give you any editorial, we'll need to see the clothing at least three weeks before the show. Yes, please. See what you can do. She hangs up. EMILY looks over at her, raises an eyebrow. EMILY Everything okay? ANDY Yeah. I'm... fine. The phone rings. ANDY (CONT'D) Miranda Priestly's office. Thanks. (hangs up) I gotta go pick up the Polaroids from the shoot. 130D EXT. ZOO -- DAY 130D Outside at the zoo. We see MODELS, wearing gorgeous evening gowns, their faces partly obscured by beautifully detailed masks depicting different animals. We see NIGEL, JOCELYN and a few CLACKERS. JOCELYN No, no, no. I think Gisele should be the lizard and Vivian the donkey. NIGEL The lizard's better with the Dolce. (beat) Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day. (CONTINUED) 79. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 130D CONTINUED: 130D Two of the CLACKERS are checking out the MODELS. CLACKER #2 God, we should have a pig mask for Rhona. CLACKER #1 I know. She's huge. We see the model they're talking about. Perfectly skinny, of course. Just then ANDY walks over. The CLACKER hands ANDY a stack of Polaroids. ANDY turns to go, but NIGEL stops her. NIGEL Get these to Miranda right away. Tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rochas. ANDY (flat) Great. No problem. NIGEL Hey. Adjust the attitude. Don't make me feed you to one of the models. ANDY Sorry. Busy day. And my personal life is going down the drain. That's all. NIGEL Join the club. You start to do well at work, that's what happens. ANDY looks at him. I'm doing well at work? NIGEL (CONT'D) Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. That means it's time for a promotion. 131-134 OMITTED 131-134 135 INT. MIRANDA'S FOYER -- NIGHT 135 ANDY steps in, carrying the dry cleaning and The Book, moving quickly. Suddenly she hears a voice, emerging from upstairs. MIRANDA Andrea. Come up here. (CONTINUED) 80. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 135 CONTINUED: 135 ANDY practically has a heart attack. 135A INT. LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT 135A ANDY walks in, curious. And scared. ANDY steps into the apartment, MIRANDA Paris is the most important week of my year. I need the best team possible with me. And this is when ANDY starts to have a bad feeling. MIRANDA (CONT'D) That no longer includes Emily. ANDY realizes... ANDY Wait. You want ME to -- oh, no. No, no. Emily would die. Her whole life is about Paris. MIRANDA stares. Doesn't care. ANDY (CONT'D) She hasn't eaten in weeks. I can't do that, Miranda. I can't. MIRANDA If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious about your future at Runway or any other publication. ANDY looks at her. MIRANDA (CONT'D) The decision is yours. ANDY But-- MIRANDA That's all. 136 OMITTED 136 137 EXT. MIRANDA'S BUILDING -- NIGHT 137 ANDY walks out of the building. ROY opens the door to the town car, but she waves him away. 81. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 138 EXT. BROADWAY -- NIGHT 138 ANDY walks downtown alone, thinking. Walks by a newsstand covered with the latest Runway... a store window filled with the latest fashions... a bunch of people her age drinking at an outdoor restaurant, looking carefree... 139 INT. ANDY & NATE'S APARTMENT -- LATER 139 ANDY looks through the clips of all her articles from college. And at a picture of herself at graduation, surrounded by her parents, her relatives, her friends. Her parents are beaming, exuding pride. 140 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 140 The desks outside MIRANDA'S office are empty. We hold for a few beats. Then ANDY comes in, walking slowly, still unsure. And at that moment MIRANDA appears. They look at each other. MIRANDA nods, almost imperceptibly. ANDY nods back. And MIRANDA takes her coat off. ANDY holds out her arms to take the coat from her. But MIRANDA puts the coat on EMILY'S desk instead. Right in front of EMILY'S Arc de Triomphe screensaver. And then MIRANDA strides into her office. ANDY sits down, trying to grasp the magnitude of what just happened. And just then MIRANDA pokes her head back in. MIRANDA Don't forget to tell Emily. And we see ANDY'S face. Me? 141 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 141 ANDY is waiting for EMILY, dreading her arrival. Suddenly she can't take it anymore. She dials the phone. 142 EXT. MIDTOWN STREET -- DAY 142 EMILY is in even more than her usual tizzy. ANDY (O.S.) Emily-- (CONTINUED) 82. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 142 CONTINUED: 142 EMILY Sorry I'm late. Miranda wanted some scarves from Hermes and she told me yesterday but I forgot and so-- ANDY (O.S.) Emily, I have to talk to you. EMILY I freaked out of course, but then I just called Martine at home and she opened the store early, so I got them. EMILY juggles an Hermes bag, her purse, her cell phone, almost mows down an OLD LADY. She mouths "Sorry." ANDY Okay. Emily. When you get in, I want to talk to you about something-- EMILY I hope it's not another Miranda problem-- ANDY Not exactly. EMILY Good. Because I've got so much to deal with before I go, I swear to God I can't even-- And that's when EMILY steps into the street without looking. The second she steps off the sidewalk-- Blam! EMILY is hit by a taxi. We see her purse, her cell phone, her shopping bags, some of the orange Hermes boxes, and some of the scarves as they fly through the air. 143 INT. LENOX HILL HOSPITAL -- DAY 143 ANDY sits in the waiting room, distraught. 144 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM -- DAY 144 Lying in a hospital bed, her face with no make-up, wearing a dumpy hospital robe, EMILY looks like what she is... ...a skinny tired young GIRL. (CONTINUED) 83. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 144 CONTINUED: 144 ANDY stands by the window, arms folded, defensive. EMILY I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should have said no. ANDY I didn't have a choice. You know how she is. EMILY Oh, please. That's a pathetic excuse. Just then an ORDERLY walks in with her dinner, laden with fattening foods -- a cream soup, bread, pasta, cheese and dessert. EMILY grabs a pudding, peels off the foil top. EMILY (CONT'D) What gets me about this whole thing is, you're the one who pretends you don't care about this stuff. You don't care about fashion, you just want to be a journalist, blah, blah, blah. What a load of bollocks. She angrily finishes the last spoon of pudding, grabs a dinner roll, which she starts to butter. ANDY Look, I know you're mad. And I don't blame you. EMILY Face it, Andy. You sold your soul the day you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choos. She bites off a hunk of dinner roll... EMILY (CONT'D) (with her mouth full) And you know what really kills me? The clothes you're about to get. You don't deserve them. You eat carbs, for Christ's sake. It's so unfair. (takes another bite) Just go. (CONTINUED) 84. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 144 CONTINUED: (2) 144 ANDY Emily-- EMILY I said, go! 145 INT. CHELSEA GALLERY -- NIGHT 145 LILY has curated a show at the gallery where she works. LILY rushes around. NATE is not there yet. ANDY stands with DOUG. DOUG You're going to Paris for the couture shows? That's the coolest fashion event of the year -- who are you going to see Galliano? Lagerfeld? Nicolas Ghesquiere? ANDY Okay, now you're scaring me. Just then LILY walks over to them. ANDY (CONT'D) Lily, this show is amazing. I am so proud of you. LILY I wasn't sure you would be able to make it. ANDY What are you talking about? I wouldn't miss this. LILY and DOUG look at her. ANDY (cont'd) (CONT'D) Okay, so lately I've missed a few things... a lot of things... almost everything. LILY I'm just glad you're here. Start with the murals in the other room. They're amazing... 145A A LITTLE LATER-- 145A ANDY looks at the artwork. Suddenly she hears a voice. (CONTINUED) 84A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 145A CONTINUED: 145A CHRISTIAN Hey, Miranda Girl. (CONTINUED) 85. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 145A CONTINUED: (2) 145A She closes her eyes. Can't be. She turns. Yup. CHRISTIAN (CONT'D) I was just thinking about you. ANDY Come on. CHRISTIAN It's true. I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and I was making plans for Paris and found myself wondering if you would be there. ANDY Actually... Stop smiling. Why am I smiling? ANDY (cont'd) (CONT'D) I am going-- CHRISTIAN That's great. I'm staying at a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh across the street from a falafel restaurant that will change your life. ANDY Sorry. I'll be too busy working. You'll have to find someone else's life to change. CHRISTIAN But that's just it. I'm starting to wonder if I can. And with that, he leans in, plants a soft kiss on her cheek. ANDY closes her eyes, blushing like crazy. When she opens her eyes, CHRISTIAN is gone. And it's not for a moment that she notices... ... LILY, about ten feet away, staring at her, a look of surprise and disgust on her face. 145B INT. CHELSEA GALLERY -- NIGHT 145B ANDY follows LILY through the gallery. (CONTINUED) 86. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 145B CONTINUED: 145B ANDY He's just a guy I know from work. LILY Yeah. That looked like work. ANDY You're making a big a deal out of-- LILY The Andy I know is madly in love with Nate, is always five minutes early and thinks Club Monaco is couture. For the last 16 years I've known everything about that Andy, but this person? She gestures to ANDY. LILY (cont'd) (CONT'D) This glamazon who skulks around in corners with some random hot fashion guy? I don't get her. ANDY looks at her, stunned. LILY (CONT'D) Have fun in Paris. She turns and walks away. ANDY turns. NATE is standing there. NATE You're going to Paris? ANDY It just happened-- NATE I thought Paris was some big deal for Emily and-- ANDY Great. Now you're going to give me a hard time, too? And ANDY walks away, upset. NATE follows her. 146 EXT. GALLERY -- NIGHT 146 NATE follows ANDY outside. NATE What the hell is wrong with you? (CONTINUED) 87. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 146 CONTINUED: 146 ANDY Miranda asked me and I couldn't say no, okay? I didn't have a choice. NATE I know, I know. That's your answer for everything lately. I didn't have a choice. Like this job was forced on you. Like you don't make these decisions yourself... ANDY Okay. I get it, you're mad because I work late all the time, because I missed your birthday party-- NATE Oh, come on. What am I, four? ANDY You hate Runway. And Miranda. You think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear. NATE Andy, I make port wine reductions all day. I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps. I wouldn't care if you were out all night pole dancing if you did it with some integrity. ANDY So now I have no integrity. Great. NATE You used to say this was just a job. You made fun of the Runway girls. And now you've become one of them. ANDY That's absurd. NATE Look at you. Now that I know how much you're willing to change to be successful, it makes me wonder if we ever had anything in common. ANDY You don't mean that. (CONTINUED) 88. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 146 CONTINUED: (2) 146 NATE I do. I really do. Beat. ANDY tries to catch her breath. ANDY Then maybe this trip is coming at a good time. Maybe we should take a break. She stands there, waiting for him to protest, throw his arms around her. He looks at her. Stunned at what she just said. And after a painful moment, he simply walks away. ANDY (CONT'D) Nate! He turns. And just then her phone rings. They both know who it is. And that she has to take the call. NATE In case you're wondering, the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in. The phone keeps ringing. NATE (CONT'D) I hope you two are very happy together. And he walks away. ANDY clicks on the phone. ANDY Hello, Miranda... DISSOLVE TO: 147 EXT. PARIS -- ESTABLISHING -- NIGHT 147 A limo drives across the city. 148 INT. LIMO -- NIGHT 148 ANDY looks out the window, watching Paris at night whizzing by. And even though she's still feeling melancholy, she is awed by what she sees. MIRANDA, sitting across from ANDY, is not even looking out the window. She's looking through the Book. 89. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 149 EXT. PLACE DE VENDOME -- NIGHT 149 The Paris Ritz. MIRANDA'S limo pulls up. 150 INT. RITZ HOTEL ANDY'S SUITE -- PARIS -- NIGHT 150 The BELLMAN opens the door to a huge suite. ANDY Wait. This is not right. Miranda is staying in the suite. BELLMAN That's correct, Mademoiselle. Miranda Priestly's suite is down the hall. ANDY This is my room? 151-154 OMITTED 151-154 155 INT. FASHION SHOW - PARIS -- DAY 155 ANDY sits in the front row beside MIRANDA. Half the INVITEES are looking at the clothes. The other half are watching MIRANDA'S reaction to the clothes. 156 INT. FASHION SHOW -- NIGHT 156 Backstage at a fashion show where the models are undressing and changing... MIRANDA hobnobs with designers, editors and celebrities and ANDY is right there beside her. 157 EXT. FASHION SHOW -- DAY 157 MIRANDA walks by some paparazzi outside the Chanel show. They scream her name. She shows off her best smile. ANDY squints, blinded by the flashbulbs. Suddenly she hears a voice behind her. CHRISTIAN You know, I've been thinking, and you still owe me for Harry Potter. She turns. Sees CHRISTIAN. And she finds herself alarmingly happy to see him. (CONTINUED) 90. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 157 CONTINUED: 157 ANDY Oh, do I? CHRISTIAN Of course you do. You working tonight? ANDY Actually, Miranda has a dinner. CHRISTIAN So you're free. Perfect. Oh, but there's a problem, huh? Le Boyfriend. At the mention of this, ANDY blushes slightly. CHRISTIAN (CONT'D) Wait. Don't tell me, The boyfriend is non plus? Je suis trs trs desol. ANDY Oh, you're so full of it. You are not desol at all. CHRISTIAN Yeah, not even a little. What time should I pick you up? 158 OMITTED 158 159 INT. RITZ HOTEL - MIRANDA'S SUITE -- EVENING 159 ANDY walks in, cheerful, carrying a seating chart. She is surprised to see MIRANDA just sitting on the sofa. There's a strange lag before she looks up at ANDY. ANDY registers something is odd. Finally-- MIRANDA (distracted) There you are. We need to go over the seating chart for the luncheon. ANDY starts to take the chart out of her bag, but she can't help but notice MIRANDA is... staring into space. ANDY Sure. No problem. I have it right here, um... And finally MIRANDA focuses on her. (CONTINUED) 91. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 159 CONTINUED: 159 MIRANDA By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. ANDY puts down the seating chart. MIRANDA studies it. And there's an uncharacteristic lag in her decision making. ANDY watches her. Something definitely is up. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Okay, so, first of all, let's put Jay- Z at my table. ANDY But your table is full. MIRANDA Stephen won't be coming. She takes his the tab off the seating chart and removes it. ANDY looks at her, not understanding. ANDY So Stephen is not... so you don't need me to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow? MIRANDA Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then "fetch" him. Fetch away. ANDY now freezes. MIRANDA (CONT'D) When we get back to New York, we'll need to think of a way to keep it out of the press. ANDY Of course. MIRANDA Another divorce in the papers... and we all know what they'll say about me - - Dragon Lady, career-obsessed, drove away another "Mr. Priestly". And despite herself, MIRANDA wanders off her path... (CONTINUED) 92. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 159 CONTINUED: (2) 159 MIRANDA (CONT'D) He knew who I was, you know. They all did. And at first they're always proud to be with a powerful, accomplished woman. That's what they say. But then... ANDY is afraid to move a muscle, afraid to startle MIRANDA. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I don't care what anyone says about me, of course. But it's so unfair to the girls... another disappointment, another stepfather, gone... She tries to shake herself out of it. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I mean, the point is-- She pauses to collect herself. For a second ANDY thinks she might actually fall apart. MIRANDA (CONT'D) We really need to figure out where to put Donatella because she's barely speaking to anyone. Beat. And ANDY can't believe she's recovered so quickly. ANDY Miranda, I'm so sorry. If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. And her pitying tone finally shakes MIRANDA back. MIRANDA Don't be ridiculous... why would you do that? Beat. And ANDY can't believe she's recovered so quickly. ANDY Miranda, is there... is there anything else I can do? And MIRANDA slowly looks at her, the ice completely forming. MIRANDA Your job. 160 OMITTED 160 93. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 161 EXT. RITZ HOTEL -- NIGHT 161 We see MIRANDA, striding out of the lobby. And what we notice is... she looks fine. Done up, confident walk. 162 INT. LIMO -- NIGHT 162 MIRANDA closes the door. And now that she's alone, for one second her veneer cracks. She takes a breath. Moving on. MIRANDA (to the DRIVER) Go. 162A INT. HOTEL SUITE -- NIGHT 162A ANDY is dressed for her date with CHRISTIAN. Just then there's a knock at the door. ANDY opens it. NIGEL Hi. Listen, I need Miranda's itinerary because-- He looks at her outfit. NIGEL (CONT'D) Who put that together for you? She hands him the itinerary. ANDY What do you mean? NIGEL That outfit. ANDY Oh, I just threw it on. NIGEL (takes it in) Incredible. Well, I guess my work here really is done. Come on. Let's have champagne. We're celebrating. He walks over to the minibar and takes out champagne, pops the cork, pours two glasses. ANDY What are we toasting? (CONTINUED) 94. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 162A CONTINUED: 162A NIGEL To getting the dream job, the one a million girls wanted. ANDY Nigel. I got my job months ago. NIGEL I'm not talking about you. She looks at him, confused. NIGEL (CONT'D) James Holt. Massimo is investing in James' company, taking it global with the rest of CFG -- shoes, bags, fragrances, the works. So James needs a partner. And that would be me. (off her look) Miranda knows. She put me up for it. ANDY (stunned) You're leaving? Nigel, I can't imagine Runway without you. NIGEL Can you believe it? For the first time in eighteen years, I'm going to call the shots in my own life. One day I might be able to come to Paris and actually... see Paris. ANDY God. I'm so happy for you, Nigel. You deserve it. NIGEL Bet your ass. He raises a glass. They toast. 163 INT. L'AMBROISIE -- NIGHT 163 CHRISTIAN and ANDY have dinner in a tiny romantic restaurant on the Place des Vosges. ANDY ...I've never seen anyone as dedicated as Miranda. (CONTINUED) 95. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 163 CONTINUED: 163 CHRISTIAN That's fantastic. Can we stop talking about her now? ANDY I'm just saying, yes, there are things she does I don't agree with, but... CHRISTIAN Oh, come on, Andy. You hate her. Just admit it. She's a notorious sadist, and not in the good way. ANDY Okay, so she's tough, but if Miranda were a man, no one would notice anything but how great she is at her job. CHRISTIAN bursts into laughter. CHRISTIAN I can't believe this. You're defending her. The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories -- you're crossing over to the dark side. ANDY I resent that. CHRISTIAN You shouldn't. It's sexy. He pours her more wine. And despite herself, she smiles. ANDY Sexy? Really? CHRISTIAN Really. 164 EXT. PARIS STREET -- NIGHT 164 They walk home together through the Place Des Vosges, leaning against each other. ANDY is tipsy. ANDY I have no idea where we're going. You could be leading me anywhere... (CONTINUED) 95A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 164 CONTINUED: 164 CHRISTIAN Don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand. It's my favorite place on the planet. You know what Gertrude Stein said -- "America is my country and Paris is my hometown." She looks at him and laughs. ANDY You are unbelievable. Do you write that stuff down and file it away to use on girls? CHRISTIAN I work free-lance. Leaves me with some time on my hands. ANDY Well, I never understood why everyone was so crazy about Paris, but now... She swirls around. ANDY (CONT'D) It's. So. Beautiful. And suddenly he catches one of her arms and almost like a dance move pulls her into him and kisses her. ANDY (CONT'D) I can't do this. (Another kiss) (MORE) (CONTINUED) 96. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 164 CONTINUED: (2) 164 ANDY (CONT'D) Nate and I only split up a few days ago. (Another kiss) I've had too much wine and my judgement is impaired. (Another kiss) I barely know you and I'm in a strange city. (He kisses her again) I'm out of excuses. CHRISTIAN Thank God. 165 INT. CHRISTIAN'S HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT 165 ANDY and CHRISTIAN are kissing on his bed. 166 INT. CHRISTIAN'S HOTEL ROOM -- MORNING 166 ANDY wakes up. Her hair and make-up from the night before are askew. She realizes what she did. We hear the sound of the shower running. She sits up. Catches sight of herself in the mirror. Ouch. Checks the clock on her phone. Late. Shit. ANDY starts getting dressed, quickly. She tries to find her left shoe, pulls on the bedspread, knocking a few papers on the bedside table. And that's when sees something. A mock-up of a magazine. With the familiar RUNWAY logo. She picks it up. 167-170 OMITTED 167-170 171 INT. SHOWER -- DAY 171 CHRISTIAN stands under the spray of water. Suddenly the shower curtain is yanked back. ANDY standing there, furious. Holds up the issue of mock-up. ANDY What the hell is this? CHRISTIAN, cool as can be, steps out and grabs a towel, which he wraps around himself. (CONTINUED) 97. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 171 CONTINUED: 171 CHRISTIAN What does it look like? It's a mock- up. ANDY Of? CHRISTIAN Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline is the new editor-in- chief. He walks into the hotel room. 171A INT. HOTEL ROOM -- DAY 171A ANDY follows him. He calmly dresses as they talk. ANDY They're replacing Miranda? CHRISTIAN Yes. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content. (off ANDY'S stunned look) Are you really surprised? Jacqueline is a lot younger than Miranda. Has a fresher take on things. Not to mention that American Runway is one of the most expensive books in the business. Jacqueline does the same thing with a lot less money. Irv is a businessman, you know. ANDY Miranda will be devastated. Runway is her whole life. He can't do that to her. CHRISTIAN It's done. Irv's going to tell Miranda after the party for James. ANDY And she has no idea...? CHRISTIAN She's a big girl. She'll be fine. He reaches out to grab her arm. But she looks at him with utter contempt. (CONTINUED) 98. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 171A CONTINUED: 171A ANDY I have to go. She walks away. He calls after her. CHRISTIAN It's done, Andy. 172 INT. RITZ HOTEL - CORRIDOR -- DAY 172 ANDY paces. 173 OMITTED 173 174 EXT. PARIS STREET -- DAY 174 ANDY races down the street. She dials her cell phone. MIRANDA picks up. ANDY Oh, thank God. Where are you? MIRANDA Excuse me? ANDY I need to talk to you. Right away. It's about Jacqueline Follet, she-- Click. ANDY (CONT'D) Shit! 175 OMITTED 175 176 INT. HOTEL CRILLON - CORRIDOR -- DAY 176 ANDY runs down a corridor. She paces a second, knowing she's going to get her ass kicked, then knocks on the door. IRV opens the door. We see MIRANDA behind him. When she sees ANDY, she walks over. Turns to IRV. MIRANDA Excuse us a moment. MIRANDA pulls ANDY into the hall. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Have you lost your mind? (CONTINUED) 99. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 176 CONTINUED: 176 ANDY I have to talk to you. MIRANDA Do not disturb me again. MIRANDA walks into the room, closes the door in ANDY'S face. 177-178 OMITTED 177-178 179 INT. CHATEAU -- DAY 179 Finally, ANDY sees MIRANDA walking in. MIRANDA prepares to walk right past her. ANDY Miranda, wait. I have to talk to you. You can fire me if you want to after that, but... (gathers all her nerve) Irv is going to make Jacqueline Follet editor-in-chief of Runway. Christian Thompson told me, he's going to work for her. Irv's going to tell you today. I thought if I told you now, you could fix it. ANDY stands there, breathless. Waiting for MIRANDA'S reaction. And MIRANDA looks past her... ...we see she's scrutinizing a passing floral arrangement. MIRANDA Are those freesias? ANDY What? No. I specifically told them-- MIRANDA If I see freesia anywhere, I will be very disappointed. She walks away. Leaving ANDY standing there. 180 INT. CHATEAU -- DAY 180 We see MIRANDA, mingling with everyone, looking completely poised. ANDY watches her. Just can't believe her composure. She spots CHRISTIAN. He raises a glass. She looks away. (CONTINUED) 100. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 180 CONTINUED: 180 Suddenly the room quiets as NIGEL steps to the podium. DISSOLVE TO: 181 INT. CHATEAU -- DAY 181 NIGEL is at the podium introducing MIRANDA. NIGEL For seventy-two years, Runway has been more than a magazine, it's been a beacon of elegance and grace. Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon, setting a standard that inspires people across the globe. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly. We see ANDY, applauding as MIRANDA steps to the podium. MIRANDA Thank you everyone. Before I talk to you about James and everything he's accomplished, I have news. JAMES smiles at her, raises a glass of champagne. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Tonight is not just an important night for me, for Runway, and for James, it's also important for someone else in this room... ANDY shoots a look at CHRISTIAN. Can tell from the look on his face he has no idea where this is going. MIRANDA (CONT'D) As of next month, James will be partnering with CFG in an expansion of his line. Light applause. MIRANDA (CONT'D) James and Runway have one important thing in common -- a commitment to excellence. ANDY looks over at NIGEL. Beaming. (CONTINUED) 101. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 181 CONTINUED: 181 MIRANDA (CONT'D) And so it comes as no surprise that James has selected someone from the Runway family as the new copresident of JH International... NIGEL straightens his suit. MIRANDA (CONT'D) My esteemed colleague, Jacqueline Follet. And she indicates JACQUELINE, who waves. Everyone applauds. ANDY'S mouth falls open. She looks over at NIGEL again. His face betrays nothing. He applauds along with everyone else. And ANDY looks to CHRISTIAN. Who is also shocked as hell. MIRANDA (CONT'D) Let's wish Jacqueline the best as she pursues this wonderful opportunity. A hearty round of applause for JACQUELINE. MIRANDA smiles. MIRANDA (CONT'D) And now to the business at hand. A celebration of one of my favorite designers... She smiles at JAMES. 182-187 OMITTED 182-187 188 INT. CHATEAU -- LATER 188 ANDY watches everyone swirling around MIRANDA. She walks over to NIGEL among the crowd of well-wishers. ANDY You said it was your dream job. He turns to her. Some emotion on his face now. NIGEL I've given her everything I have, Andy. She knows that. ANDY But you don't need her. You could just leave anyway and- (CONTINUED) 101A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 188 CONTINUED: 188 NIGEL (quickly cutting her off) When the time is right, she'll pay me back. ANDY You sure about that? (CONTINUED) 102. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 188 CONTINUED: (2) 188 NIGEL No. But I hope for the best. I have to. And he rejoins the swirl. Just then CHRISTIAN catches ANDY'S eye. At the same time, MIRANDA appears in front of her. MIRANDA I'm ready to go. And ANDY turns and walks away, without so much as a glance back at CHRISTIAN. 189 INT. LIMO -- DAY 189 MIRANDA and ANDY ride in the limo on their way back to Paris. MIRANDA is as relaxed as we've seen her. MIRANDA You thought I didn't know. ANDY nods. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I've known what was happening for quite some time. It took a little while to find a suitable alternative for Jacqueline, one she would accept. Turned out, that James Holt job is so absurdly overpaid-- 189aaA INT. RESTAURANT -- DAY 189aaA MIRANDA introduces MASSIMO to JACQUELINE. MIRANDA (V.O.) --she jumped at it. 189baA INT. LIMO -- DAY 189baA ANDY takes this in... MIRANDA Then I let Irv know Jacqueline was unavailable. 189aA INT. MIRANDA'S HOTEL ROOM -- DAY 189aA MIRANDA welcomes IRV into her hotel suite. (CONTINUED) 102aA. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 189aA CONTINUED: 189aA MIRANDA (V.O.) Truth is, there's no one who can do what I do, her included. 189aB INT. LIMO -- DAY 189aB ANDY watches MIRANDA, stunned. MIRANDA Any of his other choices would find the job impossible and the magazine would surely suffer. Especially because of the list-- 189aC INT. MIRANDA'S HOTEL ROOM -- DAY 189aC A quick flash of MIRANDA with IRV. She pushes a list across the table. (CONTINUED) 102A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 189aC CONTINUED: 189aC MIRANDA (V.O.) --designers, photographers, editors, writers, models, all of whom were found and nurtured by me... 189aD INT. LIMO -- DAY 189aD ANDY listens, amazed. MIRANDA ...all of whom have promised to follow me whenever and if ever I leave Runway. To any publication I choose. Of course, as soon as Irv understood, he reconsidered. 189aE OMITTED 189aE 189aF INT. LIMO -- DAY 189aF ANDY looks at MIRANDA, taking it all in. (CONTINUED) 103. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 189aF CONTINUED: 189aF MIRANDA I must say, I was impressed with you, how intently you tried to warn me. ANDY looks at her, stunned that she knows. MIRANDA (CONT'D) I never thought I would say this, Andrea, but I see some of myself in you. Your dedication, your focus. MIRANDA looks out the window. They're approaching the next party and the paparazzi are waiting outside... MIRANDA (CONT'D) People think success happens to you. It doesn't. You choose it. Every day, I choose excellence. Who else does what I do, at my level? Nobody. They don't even understand what it takes, the days, measured in milliseconds... ANDY stares at her. MIRANDA (CONT'D) But now you know --and I know -- that you have it in you. That you can see beyond what other people want and choose for yourself. She smiles, like she's just given ANDY an enormous compliment. ANDY reels. ANDY But I don't think I am like that. MIRANDA looks at her. Oh? ANDY (CONT'D) I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda. There's no way I could do something like that. Pause. ANDY can barely believe what she said. But instead os exploding... MIRANDA smiles. MIRANDA Of course you can. You already did. To Emily. ANDY reels. (CONTINUED) 104. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 189aF CONTINUED: (2) 189aF ANDY That's not what I -- that was different. I didn't have a choice. MIRANDA No. You did choose. You chose to get ahead. You want this life, those choices are necessary. ANDY But what if it's not what I want? I mean, what if I don't want to live the way you do? MIRANDA looks at her and smiles, and this time, for the first time, her smile is almost maternal. MIRANDA Don't be silly, Andrea. This is what everyone wants. Everyone wants to be us. And with that she opens the door to the limo... 189A EXT. RED CARPET 189A ...onto the red carpet where she is instantly embraced by the flashing lights of the cameras. ANDY quietly steps out behind MIRANDA. Squinting. She's never gotten used to the lights. MIRANDA moves down the red carpet. We follow her. It's not until MIRANDA is about to open the door that she realizes... ANDY is no longer beside her. 190 EXT. PARIS STREET -- EVENING 190 We see ANDY, walking up the street in the dusky light. She has never looked more beautiful. She is serene. And she is free. The wind blows through her hair. She smiles. Her phone rings. She looks down. Sees the name MIRANDA. ANDY doesn't break stride for a moment as she... ...tosses the ringing phone into the nearest fountain. 191 OMITTED 191 104A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 192 INT. AIRPORT -- DAY 192 ANDY walks off the plane. Sees LILY standing there, among the CHAUFFEURS, holding a sign that says SACHS. ANDY cracks up, walks over to her. LILY Sorry. Town car's in the shop. (CONTINUED) 105. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 192 CONTINUED: 192 ANDY You're such a pain. LILY And you'd be lost without me. ANDY True. They hug. And start walking away together... LILY Does this mean I have to give my purse back? She hugs it close. 193 INT. REUNION RESTAURANT -- DAY 193 ANDY waits nervously. NATE walks in, slides into the booth across from her. NATE I have to be at work in ten minutes. What's up? ANDY I just wanted to say... She gathers her nerve. ANDY (CONT'D) Nate, you were right. About everything. I turned my back on my friends, my family, on everything I believed in. And for what? NATE Shoes. And jackets and belts and-- ANDY Nate, I'm just... I'm so sorry. Beat. He looks at her. NATE I flew up to Boston while you were gone. Interviewed at the Oak Room. ANDY And? (CONTINUED) 106. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 193 CONTINUED: 193 NATE You're looking at their new sous-chef. I'm moving up there in a few weeks. ANDY That's great, I... congratulations. A moment. As it sinks in what this means. ANDY (CONT'D) Don't know what I'm going to do without those late night grilled cheeses. NATE They have bread in Boston. Might even have Jarlsberg. We might be able to figure something out. ANDY You think? NATE You never know. They smile at each other. Friends, at least, for now. NATE (CONT'D) So, how about you? What are you going to do now? ANDY Not sure. NATE I'm not worried about you. Anything you try, you're gonna kick ass. ANDY You think so? NATE No. I know it. ANDY Thanks. I actually have a job interview today. Beat. He looks her up and down. NATE And that's what you're wearing? 106A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 194 OMITTED 194 195 INT. OFFICE -- DAY 195 ANDY sits across from a scruffy guy in his early forties. EDITOR You know our pay is crap. (CONTINUED) 107. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 195 CONTINUED: 195 ANDY That's fine. EDITOR Your clips were excellent. That thing on the janitor's union... that's exactly what we do here. She smiles, humble now. EDITOR (CONT'D) My only question is... Runway? What the hell kind of blip was that? ANDY Learned a lot. In the end, though, I kind of screwed it up. EDITOR That's not what I hear. ANDY looks at him, confused. EDITOR (CONT'D) I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl, next thing you know I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself-- ANDY blanches. EDITOR (CONT'D) ...saying that of all the assistants she had, you were by far her biggest disappointment. ANDY takes a deep breath... EDITOR (CONT'D) And that if I don't hire you I'm an idiot. On ANDY, stunned. EDITOR (CONT'D) You must have done something right. 196 OMITTED 196 108. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 197 EXT. ELIAS CLARKE -- DAY 197 ANDY walks over to the Elias-Clarke building, looking at a place that was, in its way, a home to her. Her eyes sweep up the building to the Runway offices. She takes out her cell phone. 198 INT. RUNWAY - BULLPEN -- DAY 198 We see EMILY, back at her desk. The camera widens out so we can see... a new SECOND ASSISTANT, eager and nervous. She is showing EMILY a letter. EMILY My God, you call this a letter? Can you spell any word in the English language? The phone rings. EMILY picks up. EMILY (CONT'D) Miranda Priestly's office. ANDY Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up. I have a favor to ask you. 198A INT. RUNWAY -- BULLPEN -- DAY 198A EMILY looks incredulous. EMILY You're joking. YOU have a favor to ask of ME? 198B EXT. STREET -- DAY 198B ANDY is walking up the street, on her cell phone. ANDY Thing is, I have all these clothes from Paris and I don't have anyplace to wear them, so I was wondering... is there any way you could take them off my hands? Beat. EMILY realizes what ANDY is offering, but she won't let that show... (CONTINUED) 108A. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 198B CONTINUED: 198B EMILY Well, I don't know. It is a huge imposition, but I suppose I could help you out... I'll have Roy pick them up this afternoon. ANDY Thanks, Emily. I appreciate it. 198C INT. RUNWAY -- DAY 198C And without a goodbye, EMILY hangs up. The slightest smile creeps across EMILY'S face, but she quickly recovers, hands the ASSISTANT the letter. EMILY Why can't you be more like Andy? 199 EXT. STREET -- DAY 199 ANDY hangs up her phone and smiles. And suddenly she sees MIRANDA walk out of the building, on the phone. MIRANDA ...I don't understand why it's so challenging to get a car when I ask for one. EMILY (O.S.) It should be there any second. And at that moment the car edges into view. MIRANDA hangs up and strides towards it. And just then something catches MIRANDA'S eyes. ANDY, watching her. They look at each other. A beat. And then ANDY nods her head -- in thanks, in salutation, and in farewell... But MIRANDA does not react. She gets into the car. ANDY shakes her head. That's MIRANDA. She smiles, then turns and starts to walk down the street. 108B. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 200 INT. CAR -- DAY 200 MIRANDA gets in, sits back in her seat. Through her window she can see ANDY, a bounce in her step, walking away... And MIRANDA, alone, where no one can see her, finally breaks into a real smile. (CONTINUED) 109. The Devil Wears Prada 2nd Blue In Progress 12/00/05 200 CONTINUED: 200 She nods to her driver. Let's go. 201 EXT. STREET -- DAY 201 ANDY walks away, smiles, shakes her head, the whole thing almost like a dream. And as she continues moving confidently in the opposite direction from MIRANDA we... FADE OUT Devil Wears Prada, The Writers : Aline Brosh McKenna Lauren Weisberger Genres : Comedy Drama User Comments Internet Movie Script Database Back to IMSDb Index | Submit | Link to IMSDb | Disclaimer | Privacy policy | Contact |