| import streamlit as st | |
| import random | |
| st.title("The Great American Taxpayer Fleecing Calculator") | |
| st.write("Enter your info to see how much you're getting fleeced!") | |
| filing_status = st.selectbox("Filing Status", ["Single", "Married Filing Jointly", "Married Filing Separately", "Head of Household"]) | |
| income = st.slider("Household Income", 0, 500000, 100000, 1000) | |
| state = st.selectbox("State", ["MN", "CA", "NY", "TX", "FL", "etc"]) | |
| kids = st.slider("Number of Grown Kids", 0, 10, 2) | |
| st.write(f"For a {filing_status} household in {state} with income of ${income:,} and {kids} grown kids...") | |
| complaints = { | |
| "MN": ["Minnesota's tax burden is making it hard to afford my home!", "I'm considering moving to a state with lower taxes."], | |
| "CA": ["California's high taxes are driving me crazy!", "I can barely afford to live here anymore."], | |
| "NY": ["New York's taxes are out of control!", "I'm working harder than ever, but taking home less."], | |
| "TX": ["Even though Texas has no income tax, property taxes are through the roof!", "I'm afraid I might lose my home if this keeps up."], | |
| "FL": ["Florida's taxes may be lower, but the cost of living is still high!", "I'm not sure how much longer I can afford to retire here."] | |
| } | |
| if filing_status == "Married Filing Jointly": | |
| fleece_factor = 1.5 | |
| else: | |
| fleece_factor = 1.0 | |
| if state in ["CA", "NY", "MN"]: | |
| fleece_factor *= 1.3 | |
| if income > 200000: | |
| fleece_factor *= 1.8 | |
| fleece_amount = income * (0.25 + (0.02 * fleece_factor)) | |
| st.write(f"You're getting fleeced of approximately ${fleece_amount:,.0f} this year! 💸😱") | |
| st.write("But don't forget these non-monetary benefits of paying taxes:") | |
| benefits = [ | |
| "Paved roads with only a few potholes", | |
| "Schools where kids learn important skills like TikTok dances", | |
| "Reliable power grid... except when squirrels attack transformers", | |
| "Politicians' salaries for their tireless 20 hour work weeks", | |
| "Funding for important studies like 'The mating habits of the North American dung beetle'", | |
| "Subsidies for companies that definitely need more private jets" | |
| ] | |
| st.write("- " + random.choice(benefits)) | |
| if state in complaints: | |
| st.write(f"Here's what some fellow {state} taxpayers have to say:") | |
| st.write(f"- {random.choice(complaints[state])}") | |
| st.write("It's time for a change! We can't let oppressive taxation drive hardworking married couples out of their homes. 🏘️💔") | |
| st.write("Together, we can rise up and demand a fairer tax system that doesn't punish success or tear families apart. 💪👨👩👧👦") | |
| st.write("Keep your spirits high and remember, if all else fails, there's always the option to start a revolution! 🔥🗽") |