Update app.py

app.py

@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 import streamlit as st
+import random
 
 st.title("The Great American Taxpayer Fleecing Calculator")
 
@@ -10,9 +11,17 @@ income = st.slider("Household Income", 0, 500000, 100000, 1000)
 
 state = st.selectbox("State", ["MN", "CA", "NY", "TX", "FL", "etc"])
 
-kids = st.slider("Number of Kids", 0, 10, 0)
+kids = st.slider("Number of Grown Kids", 0, 10, 2)
 
-st.write(f"For a {filing_status} household in {state} with income of ${income:,} and {kids} kids...")
+st.write(f"For a {filing_status} household in {state} with income of ${income:,} and {kids} grown kids...")
+
+complaints = {
+    "MN": ["Minnesota's tax burden is making it hard to afford my home!", "I'm considering moving to a state with lower taxes."],
+    "CA": ["California's high taxes are driving me crazy!", "I can barely afford to live here anymore."],
+    "NY": ["New York's taxes are out of control!", "I'm working harder than ever, but taking home less."],
+    "TX": ["Even though Texas has no income tax, property taxes are through the roof!", "I'm afraid I might lose my home if this keeps up."],
+    "FL": ["Florida's taxes may be lower, but the cost of living is still high!", "I'm not sure how much longer I can afford to retire here."]
+}
 
 if filing_status == "Married Filing Jointly":
     fleece_factor = 1.5
@@ -30,9 +39,22 @@ fleece_amount = income * (0.25 + (0.02 * fleece_factor))
 st.write(f"You're getting fleeced of approximately ${fleece_amount:,.0f} this year! 💸😱")
 
 st.write("But don't forget these non-monetary benefits of paying taxes:")
-st.write("- Paved roads with only a few potholes")  
-st.write("- Schools where kids learn important skills like TikTok dances")
-st.write("- Reliable power grid... except when squirrels attack transformers")
-st.write("- Politicians' salaries for their tireless 20 hour work weeks")
+benefits = [
+    "Paved roads with only a few potholes",
+    "Schools where kids learn important skills like TikTok dances",
+    "Reliable power grid... except when squirrels attack transformers",
+    "Politicians' salaries for their tireless 20 hour work weeks",
+    "Funding for important studies like 'The mating habits of the North American dung beetle'",
+    "Subsidies for companies that definitely need more private jets"
+]
+st.write("- " + random.choice(benefits))  
+
+if state in complaints:
+    st.write(f"Here's what some fellow {state} taxpayers have to say:")
+    st.write(f"- {random.choice(complaints[state])}")
+    
+st.write("It's time for a change! We can't let oppressive taxation drive hardworking married couples out of their homes. 🏘️💔")
+
+st.write("Together, we can rise up and demand a fairer tax system that doesn't punish success or tear families apart. 💪👨‍👩‍👧‍👦")
 
-st.write("Keep your chin up! This too shall pass. And remember, if the tax burden gets too high, there's always sunny tax havens like the Cayman Islands! 🏝️😎")
+st.write("Keep your spirits high and remember, if all else fails, there's always the option to start a revolution! 🔥🗽")