slangs_translation.csv

acronym,expansion
2day,today
2m2h,too much too handle
2moro,tomorrow
2nite,tonight
4eae,for ever and ever
aaf,as a friend
aar,at any rate
aayf,as always your friend
abd,already been done
ack,acknowledge
adih,another day in hell
adn,any day now
adr,address
aeap,as early as possible
afaic,as far as i am concerned
afaik,as far as i know
aka,also known as
ama,ask me anything
ambw,all my best wishes
aml,all my love
aota,all of the above
asap,as soon as possible
atb,all the best
ateotd,at the end of the day
atm,at the moment
awol,absent without leave
aydy,are you done yet
ayec,at your earliest convenience
ayor,at your own risk
ays,are you serious
aysos,are you stupid or something
ayt,are you there
b/c,because
b4,before
b4n,bye for now
bau,business as usual
bbiaf,be back in a few
bbiam,be back in a minute
bbias,be back in a sec
bbs,be back soon
bbt,be back tomorrow
bcnu,be seeing you
bcoy,big crush on you
bd,big deal
bf,boy friend
bfaw,best friend at work
bfd,big freaking deal
bff,best friends forever
bffn,best friend for now
bfn,bye for now
bg,big grin
bgwm,be gentle with me
bhl8,be home late
bib,boss is back
bn,bad news
bol,be on later
bot,back on topic
boyf,boyfriend
brb,be right back
brh,be right here
bro,brother
brt,be right there
bt,but
btw,by the way
byoc,bring your own computer
cmb,call me back
cmiiw,correct me if i am wrong
cob,close of business
csl,cannot stop laughing
cu,see you
cua,see you around
cul,see you later
cwyl,chat with you later
cya,cover your ass
cye,check your e mail
cyo,see you online
dkdc,do not know do not care
dm,direct message
dts,do not think so
dur,do you remember
dwbh,do not worry be happy
e1,everyone
ef4t,effort
eod,end of discussion
f2f,face to face
ftf,face to face
faq,frequently asked questions
fb,facebook
ff,follow friday
fish,first in still here
fitb,fill in the blank
ftbomh,from the bottom of my heart
ftl,for the loss
ftw,for the win
fwb,friend with benefits
fwiw,for what it is worth
fyeo,for your eyes only
fyi,for your information
g4c,going for coffee
ga,go ahead
gac,get a clue
gas,greetings and salutations
gb,goodbye
gbu,god bless you
gf,girl friend
gfn,gone for now
glhf,good luck have fun
gmta,great minds think alike
gnite,good night
gr8,great
gratz,congratulations
grl,girl
gtsy,good to see you
h&k,hugs and kisses
h2cus,hope to see you soon
h8,hate
hag1,have a good one
hagn,have a good night
hand,have a nice day
hawt,have a wonderful day
hmb,hit be back
hmu,hit me up
hoas,hold on a second
hru,how are you
ht,hat tip or heard through
hth,hope this helps
hw,homework
iac,in any case
iae,in any event
ianal,i am not a lawyer
iao,i am out
ic,i see
icymi,in case you missed it
idc,i do not care
ihni,i have no idea
iirc,if i remember correctly
ikr,i know right
ily,i love you
im,instant message
imho,in my humble opinion
imo,in my opinion
ims,i am sorry
irl,in real life
isly,i still love you
iso,in search of
iu2u,it is up to you
iykwim,if you know what i mean
j/k,just kidding
j4f,just for fun
jff,just for fun
jic,just in case
jlmk,just let me know
jmo,just my opinion
jsyk,just so you know
jw,just wondering
k,okay
kk,okay
kiss,keep it simple stupid
kit,keep in touch
l8,late
l8r,later
lho,laughing head off
lmao,laughing my ass off
lmbo,laughing my butt off
lmk,let me know
lol,lots of love
lol,laughing out loud
loti,laughing on the inside
ltns,long time no see
lylas,love you like a sister
lysm,love you so much
mc,merry christmas
mgmt,management
mm,music monday
msm,mainstream media
mu,miss you
myob,mind your own business
nagi,not a good idea
nfm,not for me
nfs,not for sale
nm,nothing much
nm,not much
noyb,none of your business
np,no problem
nsfl,not safe for life
nsfw,not safe for work
nts,note to self
nvm,never mind
oh,overheard
oic,oh i see
omg,oh my god
omw,on my way
orly,oh really
ot,off topic
otb,off to bed
otoh,on the other hand
otp,on the phone
ott,over the top
paw,parents are watching
pcm,please call me
pls,please
pov,point of view
ppl,people
ptb,please text back
ptmm,please tell me more
qq,crying
rak,random act of kindness
rbtl,read between the lines
rip,rest in peace
rl,real life
rofl,rolling on the floor laughing
rt ,real time
rtm,read the manual
rys,are you single
sby,somebody
sfaik,so far as i know
sh,shit happens
simyc,sorry i missed your call
sis,sister
sitd,still in the dark
smh,shaking my head
sol,sooner or later
srsly,seriously
sry,sorry
ssdd,same stuff different day
stby,sucks to be you
swak,sealed  with a kiss
swyp,so what is your problem
tafn,that is all for now
tba,to be announced
tbc,to be continued
tbh,to be honest
tbl,text back later
tcb,take care of business
tfh,thread from hell
tfs,thanks for sharing
tfti,thanks for the invitation
tgif,thank god it is friday
thx,thanks
tia,thanks in advance
tiad,tomorrow is another day
time,tears in my eyes
tlc,tender loving care
tlk2ul8r,talk to you later
tmi,too much information
tmrw,tomorrow
ttyl,talk to you later
ttys,talk to you soon
tyfyc,thank you for your comment
tyvm,thank you very much
u4e,you forever
ur,your
vat,value added tax
vbg,very big grin
vsf,very sad face
wam,wait a minute
wb,welcome back
wc,who cares
we,whatever
weg,wicked evil grin
witp,what is the point
wknd,weekend
wtf,what the fuck
wth,what the heck
wtpa,where the party at
wuf,where are you from
wycm,will you call me
wywh,wish you were here
xlnt,excellent
xoxo,hugs and kisses
ycmu,you crack me up
ygm,you have got mail
ymmv,your mileage may vary
yolo,you only live once
ytb,you are the best
yw,you are welcome
ywsyls,you win some you lose some
aab,average at best
aac,apple audio compression
aaf,always and forever
aak,alive and kicking
aamof,as a matter of fact
aap,always a pleasure
aar,at any rate
aarp,american association of retired persons
aat,and another thing at all times
aawy,and also with you
aayf,as always your friend
abc,american born chinese
abd,already been done
abdc,americas best dance crew 
abf,all but face
abfab,absolutely fabulous
abg,asian baby girl
abh,actual bodily harm
abp,already been posted
abu,anyone but  united
ac,air conditioning alternating current
aclu,american civil liberties union
acme,a company that makes everything
acp,automatic colt pistol
acta,anti counterfeiting trade agreement
acu,army combat uniform
ad,anno domini 
adad,another day another dollar
add,attention deficit disorder
aded,all day every day
adgth,all dogs go to heaven
adhd,attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
adl,all day long
adn,any day now
adr,all due respect
ads,aim down sights
adsl,asymmetric digital subscriber line
adtr,a day to remember 
ae,american eagle 
aeae,and ever and ever
aeap,as early as possible
afaia,as far as i am aware
afaiaa,as far as i am aware
afaiac,as far as i am concerned
afaic,as far as i am concerned
afaics,as far as i can see
afaict,as far as i can tell
afaik,as far as i know
afair,as far as i remember
afap,as far as possible
afc,away from computer
affa,angels forever forever angels
afi,a fire inside 
afk,away from keyboard
afl,australian football league
afn,all for now
afp,away from phone
afrl,away from real life
afs,always forever and seriously
agc,automatic gain control
agh,are not going to happen
agm,annual general meeting
agp,accelerated graphics port
agt,americas got talent 
agw,all going well
ai,artificial intelligence as if
aib,am i boverd
aids,acquired immune deficiency syndrome
aigf,all in good fun
aiic,as if i care
aikrn,all i know right now
aimh,always in my heart
ainec,and it is not even close
aio,all in one
aisb,as i said before
aisi,as i see it
aitr,adult in the room
aityd,and i think you do
aiui,as i understand it
aiyc,as if you care
aj,apple juice
aktf,always keep the faith
alf,animal liberation front
alg,are not life grand
alihal,at least i have a life
alkqn,almighty latin king and queen nation
alol,actually laughing out loud
alotbsol,always look on the bright side of life
alu,arithmetic logic unit
alwp,actual laughter was produced
am,ante meridiem  amplitude modulation 
ama,ask me anything against medical advice
amaa,ask me almost anything
amap,as much as possible
amc,american motors corportation
amd,advanced micro devices
amg,ah my god
aml,all my love
amn,any minute now
amof,as a matter of fact
amog,alpha male of group
amt,alpha methyltryptamine
amv,anime music video
amw,americas most wanted 
an,authors note
anc,african national congress
anfawfos,and now for a word from our sponsor
anfscd,and now for something completely different
ansi,american national standards institute
antm,americas next top model
anzac,australian and new zealand army corps
ao,adults only
aob,any other business
aod,all of day
aoe,area of effect
aok,age of kings  all ok
aom,age of mythology 
aon,all or nothing as of now
aos,ahead of schedule
aot,as opposed to among other things
aota,all of the above
aots,attack of the show 
aow,all out war
aoyp,angel on your pillow
ap,associated press
apb,all points bulletin
apc,armoured personnel carrier
api,application programming interface
apm,actions per minute
apn,as per normal
apo,authorized personnel only
apu,as per usual
apyr,as per your request
aq,adventure quest 
aqap,as quickly as possible
aqf,ay que funny
ar,assault rifle
ark,act of random kindness
arpa,advanced research projects agency 
arpanet,advanced research projects agency network 
arpu,average revenue per user
asaic,as soon as i can
asaik,as soon as i know
asap,as soon as possible
asas,as soon as sensible
asat,as simple as that
asayc,as soon as you can
asbo,anti social behaviour order
ascii,american standard code for information interchange
aspca,american society for the prevention of cruelty to animals
at&t,american telephone and telegraph
ata,ait to air actual time of arrival
atap,any time any place
atb,all the best
atc,air traffic control
atd,attention to detail
ateotd,at the end of the day
atf,all time favorite
atgatt,all the gear all the time 
ath,all time high
atm,at the moment automated teller machine 
atmo,according to my opinion
atn,any time now
atoy,always thinking of you
atq,answer the question
atst,at the same time
att,at this time all the time
attt,are not that the truth
atv,all terrain vehicle
atvb,all the very best
atw,all the way
atwa,air trees water animals  all the way alive
bac,back at computer blood alcohol content by any chance
bacs,bankers automated clearing system
bagl,bust a gut laughing
bah,bored as hell
bb,big brother be back
bb4n,bye bye for now
bbam,be back after meal
bbb,bugging beyond belief
bbbw,big beautiful black woman
bbc,british broadcasting corporation
bbeg,big bad evil guy
bbfl,best buds for life
bbfn,bye bye for now
bbg,best be going
bbiab,be back in a bit
bbiaf,be back in a few
bbiam,be back in a minute
bbias,be back in a sec
bbiaw,be back in a while
bbk,boy better know
bbl,be back later
bbm,blackberry messaging
bbml,be back much later
bbn,be back never
bbo,being bored online
bbq,barbecue better be quick
bbr,blonde brunette redhead
bbs,be back soon bulletin board system
bbt,be back tomorrow
bbv,brags beats and variance 
bbw,big beautiful woman
bbwl,be back way later
bc,before christ
bcbw,bow chica bow wow
bcc,blind carbon copy
bcd,behind closed doors
bce,before common era
bcf,best cousin forever
bcg,birth control glasses
bcs,bowl championship series
bd,big deal
bdn,busy doing nothing
bdoml,best day of my life
bdu,brain dead user battle dress uniform
bfa,best friends always
bfab,born from a boombox back for a bit
bfam,brother from another mother
bfb,better from behind
bff,best friends forever
bffae,best friends forever and ever best friends for all eternity
bffl,best friend for life
bffle,best friends for like ever
bffltddup,best friends for life till death do us part
bffn,best friend for now
bffwb,best friend forever with benefits
bfitw,best friend in the world
bfk,big fat kiss
bfmv,bullet for my valentine 
bfn,bye for now
bfp,bad for pics big fat positive ie pregnant
bftp,blast from the past
bfut,best friends until tomorrow
bfwb,best friend with benefits
bg,bad game baby gangster
bgd,black gangster disciples
bgf,best girl friend
bgl,big game license likes fat people
bgm,background music
bgt,britains got talent 
bh,be happy bloody hell big head
bhd,bad hair day
bhh,bless her heart
bhl8,be home late
bhm,big handsome man
bho,barak hussein obama
bhs,be home soon
biab,back in a bit
bic,believe it comrade
bicbw,but i could be wrong
bieh,best i ever had
biffl,best internet friend for life
bing,but it is not google
bm,bowel movement black man bmw
bm4l,best mates for life
bmak,blow me a kiss
bmb,bebo me back
bmbo,blow my brains out
bme,body modification ezine
bmfe,best mates forever
bmfl,best mates for life
bmg,be my guest
bmi,body mass index
bml,bless my life
bmoc,big man on campus
bms,bitchy men syndrome
bmt,before my time basic military training
bmth,bring me the horizon 
bmttve,best mates til the very end
bmus,beam me up scotty
bmv,be my valentine
bmw,bavarian motor works 
bmx,bicycle motocross
bnb,bad news bears bed n breakfast bread n butter
bnf,big name fan
bni,batteries not included
bnib,brand new in box
bnoc,big name on campus
bnp,british national party
bnr,but not really
bnwot,brand new without tags
bnwt,brand new with tags
bo,body odour
boat,bust out another thousand
bobfoc,body off baywatch face off crimewatch
boed,book of exalted deeds 
bogo,buy one get one
bogof,buy one get one free
bogsat,bunch of guys sitting around talking
cc,credit card carbon copy crowd control country code
ccc,coricidin cough and cold
ccg,collectible card game
ccie,cisco certified internetwork expert
ccl,could not care less
ccna,cisco certified network associate
ccr,creedence clearwater revival 
cctv,closed circuit television
ccw,counterclockwise carrying a concealed weapon
cd,compact disc cross dresser
cdc,cult of the dead cow crudely drawn cock
cdma,code division multiple access
cd rw,compact disk rewritable
clwy,cannot live without you
cm,call me
cmar,cry me a river
cmb,call me back
cme,close my eyes
cmeo,crying my eyes out
cmh,cross my heart
cmho,cry my heart out
cmi,count me in
cmiiw,correct me if i am wrong
cmiyc,catch me if you can
cml,call me later
cmn,call me now
cmos,complementary metal oxide semiconductor
cms,content management system
cmu,cracks me up
cmyk,cyan magenta yellow key
cnn,cable news network
cny,chinese new year
co,commanding officer corrections officer company counter offer
coa,certificate of authenticity
cod,cash on delivery  call of duty
col,crying out loud
crb,criminal records bureau 
crbt,crying real big tears
cwtsy,cannot wait to see you
cwyl,chat with you later
cyb,count your blessings
cybi,can you believe it
cydi,can you dig it
cydm,check your direct messages
cye,check your email
cyf,cross your fingers
cyl,catch you later
cym,check your mail
dln,do not look now
dls,dirty little secret
dltbbb,do not let the bed bugs bite
dltbgyd,do not let the bastards grind you down
dltm,do not lie to me
dlv,demonstration of lower value
dm,do not mind does not matter direct message
dmaf,do not make a fuss
dmal,drop me a line
dmb,dave matthews band
dmc,deep meaningful conversation
dmca,digital millennium copyright act
dmi,do not mention it
dmiid,do not mind if i do
dmm,do not mind me
dmml,do not make me laugh
dms,dirty money syndicate
dmt,di methyl tryptamine 
dmta,dirty minds think alike
dmv,department of motor vehicles
dmw,dead man walking
dmx,dark man x 
dmy,do not mess yourself
dmz,de militarized zone
dn,doing nothing
dna,deoxyribonucleic acid did not attend does not apply
dnc,democratic national committee
dnd,do not disturb
dndc,do not know do not care
dne,do not erase does not exist
dnf,did not finish
dnftt,do not feed the troll
dnk,do not know
dnm,does not matter deep and meaningful
dnp,do not post
dnr,do not resuscitate
dns,domain name service did not start
dntk,do not need to know
dnw,do not want
doa,dead on arrival deteriorate on approach
dob,date of birth
doc,doctor drug of choice
dod,day of defeat
doe,depends on experience
dof,depth of field
dofl,dying on floor laughing
drt,dead right there
ds,darling son
dsd,do some damage
dsl,digital subscriber line
dslr,digital single lens reflex 
dsp,digital signal processing
dss,department of social services
dst,daylight saving time
dt,down town
dta,do not trust anyone
dtam,death to all men
dtb,do not text back
dtc,down to cuddle
dtd,drunk till dawn drunk till death
dte,down to earth
dth,down to hang
dtl,does the look
dtm,doing too much dead to me
dtms,does that make sense
dtmwtd,do not tell me what to do
dtp,disturbing the peace
dtr,define the relationship
dtrt,do the right thing
dts,down the shore down to snuggle
dtt,do not touch that
dttc,do not text the cell
dttm,do not talk to me
dtyt,do not take your time
ebm,electronic body music
ebt,electronic benefits transfer
elol,evil laugh out loud
eob,end of business
eoc,end of conversion
eod,end of discussion
eoe,equal opportunity employer
eof,end of file
eog,end of grade
eol,end of lecture
eom,end of message
eor,end of rant
eos,end of show
eot,end of thread 
eotd,end of the day
eotw,end of the world
eotwawki,end of the world as we know it
eow,end of watch
epos,electronic point of sale
eprom,electronically programmable rom
erp,erotic role play
esa,european space agency
esb,empire stikes back 
esd,electro static discharge
esl,english as second language
esol,english for speakers of other languages
esp,extra sensory perception
espn,entertainment and sports programming network
esrb,entertainment software rating board
est,eastern standard time established
estd,easier said than done
et,extra terrestrial
eta,estimated time of arrival edited to add
etc,et cetera 
etd,estimated time of departure
etf,escape the fate 
etid,everytime i die 
etw,enjoy the weekend
eu,european union
eua,end user agreement
euc,excellent used condition
eula,end user license agreement
ev,expected value
fya,for your amusement
fyc,for your convenience for your consideration
fye,for your entertainment
fyeo,for your eyes only
fyi,for your information
fyk,for your knowledge
fym,free your mind
fyp,fixed your post
fyr,for your review for your records
fyt,for your time
g o a t,greatest of all time
ga,go ahead
gac,guilty as charged get a clue
gafia,get away from it all
gafm,get away from me
gb,great britain gigabyte
gba,god bless america
gbfn,goodbye for now
gbh,grievous bodily harm
gbml,good bye my love
gbnf,gone but not forgotten
gbp,great british pounds 
gbtm,get back to me
gbtw,get back to work
gbu,god bless you
gbwy,god be with you
gby,god bless you
gc,good contition
gcf,good clean fun
gcmg,god calls me god
gcse,general certificate of secondary education 
gcwok,gay couple without kids
gd,gangsta disciple
gdfr,going down for real
gdi,god damn it
gdp,gross domestic product
ge,good evening
ged,general educational development
gfa,grenade free america
gfak,go fly a kite
gfc,global financial crisis
gfete,grinning from ear to ear
gff,grenade free foundation
gfi,go for it
gfn,gone for now
gfp,good for pics
gftw,go for the win
gfu,good for you
gfwl,games for windows live
gfy,good for you
gg,good game
gga,good game all
ggbb,good game bye bye
ggg,good giving and game 
ggn,got to go now
ggnore,good game no rematch
ggoh,got to get outta here
gh,guitar hero
ghb,gamma hydroxybutyrate 
ghd,good hair day
giwist,gee i wish i would said that
giy,google it yourself
giyf,google is your friend
gj,good job
gjoac,go jump off a cliff
gjwhf,girls just want to have fun
gk,good kid
gky,go kill yourself
gl,good luck good looking
gl hf,good luck have fun
gla,good luck all
glag,giggling like a girl
glotr,good luck on the rebuild
glta,good luck to all
glty,good luck to you
glu,girls like us
glws,good luck with sale
glwt,good luck with that
gm,general motors good morning genetically modified good move
gma,good morning america
gmab,give me a break
gmt,greenwich mean time
gmta,great minds think alike
gmv,got my vote
gmy,good man yourself
gn,good night
gnd,girl next door
gne,good night and everything
gnfb,good night facebook
gnsd,good night sweet dreams
goat,greatest of all time
gomer,get out of my emergency room unwelcome patient
gomf,get outta my face
goml,get on my level
goomf,get out of my face
gooml,get out of my life
gop,grand old party
gp,general principle
gpa,grade point average
gpc,generic pack of cigarettes
gpl,general public license
gpoy,gratuitous picture of yourself
gpoyw,gratuitous picture of yourself wednesday
gprs,general packet radio services
gps,global positioning system
gpu,graphics processing unit
gr,got to run
gsd,getting stuff done
gsm,global system for mobile communications
gsoh,good sense of humor
gsr,gun shot residue
gstq,god save the queen
gsw,gun shot wound
gtb,go to bed
gtbb,good to be back
gtbosh,glad to be of some help
gtd,getting things done
gtg,got to go
gtgg,got to get going
gth,go to hell
gthba,good times had by all
gtho,get the hell out
gtk,good to know
gtm,giggling to myself
gto,gran turismo omologato
gtrm,going to read mail
gtsy,good to see you
gtts,got the t shirt
gtw,got to work
gu,grow up
guti,get used to it
gw,good work
gwas,game was a success
gwc,guy with camera
gwg,girl with glasses
gwi,get with it
gwk,game winning kill
gwp,gift with purchase
gwr,guinness world records
gws,get well soon
gwtf,go with the flow
gwtp,get with the program
gyaldem,group of girls
gyc,get your coat
gyfs,get your facts straight
gyo,get your own
gyt,get yourself tested
hagd,have a good day
hage,have a good evening
hagl,have a good life
hagn,have a good night
hago,have a good one
hags,have a great summer
hagt,have a great time
haistk,how am i supposed to know
hand,have a nice day
hawt,hot having a wonderful time
hay,how are you
hayd,how are you doing
hayt,how are you today
hbd,happy birthday
hbk,heart break kid
hbn,how about now
hbo,home box office
hbp,half blood prince 
hbt,how bout that
hbtu,happy birthday to you
hbty,happy birthday to you
hby,how about you
hc,holy cow
hcdajfu,he could do a job for us
hcit,how cool is that
hd,high definition
hdd,hard disk drive
hdmi,high definition multimedia interface
hdth,how did that happen
hdtv,high definition television
hdy,how dare you
hdyd,how do you do
hdydt,how did you do that
hdyk,how do you know
he,happy ending high explosives
hea,happily ever after
henry,high earner not rich yet
hf,have fun
hffa,hot from far away
hfgl,have fun good luck
hfy,here for you happy for you
hg,holy grail
hgh,haters going to hate
hgi,how goes it
hgl,happy go lucky
hgtv,home and garden television
hgv,heavy goods vehicle
hh,holding hands
hhis,hanging head in shame
hhoj,ha ha only joking
hhok,ha ha only kidding
hhvf,ha ha very funny
hhww,holding hands while walking
hig,how is it going
hiik,hell if i know
himym,how i met your mother 
hiv,human immunodeficiency virus
hiwth,hate it when that happens
hjntiy,he is just not that into you
hk,hong kong hostile kids
hl,half life 
hlas,hook line and sinker
hmb,hit me back 
hmi,human machine interface
hmihy,how may i help you
hml,hate my life
hmp,help me please
hms,her majestys ship 
hmu,hit me up
hmul,hit me up later
hmv,his masters voice
hng,horny net geek
hnos,home network operating system
hnr,hit n run
hny,happy new year
ho,hold on head office
hoa,home owners association
hoas,hold on a second
hoay,how old are you
hof,hall of fame heavy on flag
hog,harley owner group
hoh,head over heels  hard of hearing
holland,hope our love lasts and never dies
hov,high occupancy vehicle
howdy,how do you do
hp,harry potter
hq,high quality
hr,human resources
hrc,human rights campaign
hrh,her royal highness
hsbc,hong kong and shanghai banking corporation
hsh,home sweet home
hsik,how should i know
hsit,how sad is that
hsl,hue saturation lightness
hsm,high school musical
hsp,highly sensitive person
hspda,high speed packet data access
hst,high speed train
hsv2,herpes simplex virus 2
ht,hat tip  home time handheld transceiver
htbt,had to be there
htc,hit the cell
hte,hard to explain
htg,hard to get
hth,hope that helps how the hell
hthfys,hope to hear from you soon
htm,hand to mouth
html,hypertext markup language
htsys,hope to see you soon
http,hyper text transfer protocol
https,hyper text transfer protocol secure
httr,hail to the redskins
hu,hollywood undead 
hua,heard understood acknowledged
hvac,heating ventilating air conditioning
hvd,happy valentines day
hwb,hottie with body
hwga,here we go again
hwp,height weight proportional
hwsnbn,he who shall not be named
hwu,hey what is up
hwyd,how was your day
hyb,how you been
hyd,how ya doing
hyfb,hope you feel better
hyg,here you go
hyh,have you heard hold your horses
hyip,high yield investment program
hyp,harvard yale princeton
hys,have your say
hyu,hit you up
ia,i agree
iab,i am bored
iabw,in a bad way
iac,in any case
iad,it all depends
iae,in any event
iag,it is all good
iak,i already know
ial,i are not laughing i actually laughed
ialto,i always love that one
iama,i am mildly amused
ianad,i am not a doctor
ianal,i am not a lawyer 
ias,in a second
iau,i adore you
iaw,in accordance with i agree with
iawtc,i agree with that comment
iawtcsm,i agree with this comment so much
iawtp,i agree with this post
iay,i adore you
ib,i am back
ib2d,i beg to differ
ib4tl,in before the lock
iban,international bank account number
ibb,i will be back
ibk,idiot behind keyboard
ibl,in before lock
ibm,international business machines
ibmts,i have been meaning to say
ibs,irritable bowel syndrome
ibtd,in before the delete i beg to differ
ibtl,in before the lock
ibuwu,i am breaking up with you
ibw,i will be waiting
ibyp,i beg your pardon
icam,i could not agree more
icay,i care about you
icb,i cannot believe
icbb,i cannot be bothered
icbi,i cannot believe it
icbinb,i cannot believe it is not butter
icbm,intercontinental ballistic missile
icbsst,i cannot believe she said that
icbw,it could be worse
icc,ice crown citadel 
iccl,i could not care less
icr,i cannot remember
icsl,i could not stop laughing
icstay,i cannot stop thinking about you
ict,information and communication technology
icu,intensive care unit i see you
icw,in connection with i cannot wait
icydk,in case you did not know
icymi,in case you missed it
idbi,i do not believe it
idby,i do not believe you
idc,i do not care
ide,integrated development environment integrated device electronics
idec,i do not even care
idek,i do not even know
ideky,i do not even know you
idewtk,i do not even want to know
idfg,i do not feel good
idfli,i do not feel like it
idgad,i do not give a damn
idghp,i do not get hashtag phrases i do not get his or her point i do not generally hate people
idgi,i do not get it
idhac,i do not have a clue
idhtt,i do not have the time
idi,i doubt it
idj,i do not judge
idk,i do not know
idke,i do not know either
idkw,i do not know why
idkwtd,i do not know what to do
idkwym,i do not know what you mean
idky,i do not know why
idl,i do not like 
idli,i do not like it
idlt,i do not like that
idly,i do not like you
idm,it does not matter intelligent dance music
idk,i do not know
idnk,i do not know
idr,i do not remember
idrc,i do not really care
idrk,i do not really know
idst,if destroyed still true
idt,i do not think
idts,i do not think so
idu,i do not understand
idunno,i do not know
idw,i do not want
idwk,i do not want to know
idwt,i do not want to
idwtai,i do not want to talk about it
idwtk,i do not want to know
ie,id est  internet explorer
ied,improvised explosive device
ieee,institute of electrical and electronics engineers
iep,individualized education program
ifm,in fond memory
igi,i get it
igm,i got mine
igmc,i will get my coat
ign,in game name
ignb,i am going now bye
ignts,i have got nothing to say
igs,i guess so
igtg,i got to go
igu,i give up
igwt,in god we trust
igy,i get you
igyb,i have got your back
ih8u,i hate you
ihac,i have a customer
ihdk,i honestly do not know
ihm,i hate mondays
ihml,i hate my life
ihnc,i have no clue
ihni,i have no idea
iho,in honor of
ihop,international house of pancakes
ihp,i hate people
ihs,i hope so
iht,i hate this
ihy,i hate you
ihydm,i hope you do not mind
ihysm,i hate you so much
iib,ignorance is bliss
iifym,if it fits your macros
iih,if i am honest
iil,i am in love
iinm,if i am not mistaken
iir,idiot in room
iirc,if i remember correctly
iis,internet information services
iituwutmas,if i tell you will you tell me a secret
iitwi,in it to win it
iitywimiwhtky,if i tell you what it means i will have to kill you
iitywtmwybmad,if i tell you what this means will you buy me a drink
iitywtmwykm,if i tell you what this means will you kiss me
iitywybmad,if i tell you will you buy me a drink
iiuc,if i understand correctly
iiwii,it is what it is
iiwy,if i were you
ij,i am joking
ijaf,it is just a fact
ijdk,i just do not know
ijg,i just giggled
ijk,i am just kidding
ijl,i just laughed
ijs,i am just saying
ijwtk,i just want to know
ijwts,i just want to say
ik,i know
ikh,i know huh
ikhyf,i know how you feel
ikly,i kind of like you
ikm,i know man
ikmty,i know more than you
ikn,i know not
ikr,i know right
ikt,i knew that
iktf,i know the feeling
iktr,i know that is right
ikwum,i know what you mean
ikwydls,i know what you did last summer
ikwyl,i know where you live
ikwym,i know what you mean
iky,i know you
ikyp,i will keep you posted
il,in love
ild,ich liebe dich 
ilh,i love him or her
ili,i love it
ilm,i lige m
ilml,i love my life
ilmo,in loving memory of
ilny,i love new york
ils,inflated lat syndrome
ilt,i like that
ily,i love you
ily2,i love you too
ilya,i love you all
ilyaaf,i love you as a friend
ilyam,i love you as a mate
ilyb,i love you both
ilyf,i will love you forever
ilyg,i love you guys or girls
ilyk,i will let you know
ilyl,i love you lots
ilylas,i love you like a sister
ilylt,i love you long time
ilym,i love you more
ilysdm,i love you so damn much
ilysm,i love you so much
ilysmb,i love you so much baby
ilysmm,i love you so much more
ilyt,i love you too
ilytb,i love you to bits
ilyvm,i love you very much
ilywamh,i love you with all my heart
im,instant message
imaho,in my absolutely honest opinion
imao,in my arrogant opinion
imap,internet message access protocol
imbo,in my biased opinion
imco,in my considered opinion
imd,in my defence
imdb,internet movie database
ime,in my experience
imeo,in my educated opinion
imf,international monetary fund
imh,in my head
imho,in my humble opinion
imk,in my knowledge
immao,in my most arrogant opinion
immd,it made my day
imml,it made me laugh
imnsho,in my not so humble opinion
imo,in my opinion
imoo,in my own opinion
imp,it is my pleasure
impo,in my personal opinion
imr,i mean really
ims,irritable male syndrome
imsmr,if memory serves me right
imu,i miss you
imusm,i miss you so much
imvu,instant messaging virtual universe
imwtk,inquiring minds want to know
imy,i miss you
imya,i miss you already
imym,i miss you more
imysm,i miss you so much
imyt,i miss you too
inah,i need a hug
inb,i am not bothered
inbd,it is no big deal
incydk,in case you did not know
inpo,in no particular order
inrs,it is not rocket science
ins,i am not sure
intk,i need to know
intp,introverted intuitive thinking perceiving 
invu,i envy you
inwly,i never want to lose you
iny,i need you
ioab,i am on a boat
ioc,international olympic committee
ioh,i am outta here
ioi,indication of interest i am over it
ioic,if only i could
iokiyar,it is okay if you are a republican
iom,isle of man
iomw,i am on my way
ion,in other news
iou,i owe you
iow,in other words
ioyk,if only you knew
ip,internet protocol intellectual property
ipa,india pale ale internet protocol address
ipc,ignore post count
ipo,initial public offering
iq,intelligence quotient
ir,infrared injured reserve
ira,irish republican army
irah,insert relevant acronym here
irc,internet relay chat
irdc,i really do not care
irdk,i really do not know
irl,in real life
irly,i really like you
irmc,i rest my case
irs,internal revenue service
isb,i am so bored
isbn,international standard book number
isdk,i simply do not know
isdn,integrated services digital network
ishk,i should have known
isly,i still love you
iso,in search of
isp,internet service provider
iss,international space station i am so sorry
issn,international standard serial number
istatoy,i saw this and thought of you
istg,i swear to god
istm,it seems to me
istr,i seem to recall
iswydt,i see what you did there
iswym,i see what you mean
it,information technology
ita,i totally agree
itai,i will think about it
italy,i trust and love you
itc,in this channel in that case
itf,in the future
itg,in the groove
itiailwy,i think i am in love with you
itiky,i think i know you
itilu,i think i love you
itily,i think i love you
itk,in the know
itm,in the mouth
itma,it is that man again
itn,i think not
ito,in terms of
itoy,i am thinking of you
itp,inside the perimeter
its,i think or thought so
itso,in the style of
itt,in this thread
ittet,in these tough economic times
itv,independent tv 
itwym,is that what you mean
ityf,i think you will find
ityl,i will tell you later
itym,i think you mean
itys,i told you so
ivf,in vitro fertilization
iwaly,i will always love you
iwbb,i will be back
iwc,internet wrestling community
iwhi,i would hit it
iwid,it is what i do
iwik,i wish i knew
iwiwt,i wish i were there
iwm,it was not me
iwoot,i want one of those
iwtd,i want to die
iwy,i want you
iyam,if you ask me
iybtyba,if you believe that you will believe anything
iyd,in your dreams
iydk,if you did not know
iydm,if you do not mind
iyf,in your face
iygm,if you get me
iyh,in your head
iykwim,if you know what i mean
iyl,if you are lucky it is your life
iyo,in your opinion
iyss,if you say so
iyswim,if you see what i mean
iytt,if you think that
iyw,if you want or will
iyww,if you were wondering
j,joking
jaf,just a friend
jafa,just another fucking aucklander
japan,just always pray at night
jas,just a second
jat,just a thought
jatq,just answer the question
jb,jail bait jonas brothers
jbh,just being honest
jbt,jack booted thug
jbu,just between us
jby,just be yourself
jc,jesus christ just curious just chilling
jcb,j c bamford 
jd,jack daniels
jdi,just do it
jdlr,just does not look right
jdm,japanese domestic market
jff,just for fun
jfk,john fitzgerald kennedy new york airport just for kicks
jfn,just for now
jft,just for today
jftr,just for the record
jfy,just for you
jfyi,just for your information
jg,juicy gossip
jgb,just got back
jgh,just got home
jgi,just google it
jgl,just get lost
jhc,jesus h christ
jhp,jacketed hollow point 
jic,just in case
jicydk,just in case you did not know
jj,just joking
jk,just kidding
jkd,jeet kune do 
jlmk,just let me know
jls,jack the lad swing 
jlt,just like that
jluk,just letting you know
jly,jesus loves you
jlyk,just letting you know
jm,just messing
jma,just messing around
jmho,just my humble opinion
jml,just my luck
jmo,just my opinion
jms,just making sure
jmt,just my thoughts
jn,just now
jooc,just out of curiosity
jp,just playin
jpa,just playing around
jpeg,joint photographic experts group image file format
jrotc,junior reserve officer training corps
jrpg,japanese role playing game
js,just saying
jsmn,just shoot me now
jsp,java server pages
jsu,just shut up
jsyk,just so you know
jtb,just too bad
jtc,join the club
jtlyk,just to let you know
jtol,just thinking out loud
jtoy,just thinking of you
jtty,just to tell you
jtusk,just thought you should know
juad,jumping up and down
jv,junior varsity amateur
jw,just wondering
jwas,just wait and see
jwd,job well done
jwg,just a wild guess
jwtk,just wanted to know
jwtlyk,just wanted to let you know
jwu,just woke up
jww,just was wondering
kafm,keep away from me
kcaco,keep calm and carry on
kcco,keep calm and chive on
kd,kraft dinner
kdr,kill or death ratio
kf,kind of funny
kfc,kentucky fried chicken
kgb,russian secret police
kh,kingdom hearts 
khyf,know how you feel
kia,killed in action know it all
kicks,shoes thrills
kig,keep it gangsta
kim,keep it moving
kio,knock it off
kip,sleep bed
kir,keepin it real
kirf,keeping it real fake
kis,keep it simple
kisa,knight in shining armour
kiss,keep it simple stupid
kit,keep in touch
kiu,keep it up
kiv,keep in view
kkk,ku klux klan
kkkk,korean lol
km,keep mum
kmfc,keeping my fingers crossed
kml,killing myself laughing
kmn,kill me now
kmp,keep me posted
kmt,kiss my teeth
kmu,keep me updated
kod,kiss of death
kos,kill on sight
kotc,kiss on the cheek
koth,king of the hill 
kotl,kiss on the lips
kotor,knights of the old republic 
kp,korean pride
kpc,keep parents clueless
kpg,keep the party going
kpi,key performance indicator
kr,kind regards
kro,keep right on
ks,kill steal
ktbffh,keep the blue flag flying high 
ktbspa,keep the backstreet pride alive
ktf,keep the faith
kwim,know what i mean
kwis,know what i am saying
kyfc,keep your fingers crossed
kyo,knock yourself out
kyp,keep you posted
lafs,love at first sight
lak,love and kisses
lal,laughing a lot or little
lalb,laughing a little bit
lam,leave a message run
lamn,look at me now
lan,local area network
lapd,los angeles police department
larp,live action role play
lart,luser attitude readjustment tool
laser,light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
lat,living apart together
latm,laughing at the moment
lbc,long beach california
lbd,little black dress
lbdn,look busy doing nothing
lbh,let us be honest loser back home
lbm,little big man
lbnl,last but not least
lbr,loser beyond repair
lbrs,lower blackrock spire 
lbvs,laughing but very serious
lbw,leg before wicket 
lc,lower case
lcd,liquid crystal display
lcts,let us change the subject
ld,link dead 
lda,long distance affair
ldh,long distance hug
ldi,let us do it
ldl,long distance lover
ldo,like duh obviously
ldr,long distance relationship
lds,latter day saint
le,limited edition law enforcement
lec,local exchange carrier
led,light emiting diode
leo,law enforcement officer
lev,low emission vehicle
lf,looking for
lf1m,looking for one more
lfdy,live fast die young
lfg,looking for group
lfm,looking for more
lfmf,learn from my fail
lfp,looking for party 
lfti,looking forward to it
lftsu,look forward to seeing you
lfw,looking for work
lg,little girl
lgbtq,lesbian gay bisexual trans questioning
lgd,let us get drunk
lgfb,looks good from behind
lgmh,love gives me hope
lgo,life goes on
lgt,link goes to 
lgtm,looks good to me
lh,living hell
lhh,laughing hella hard
lhk,love hugs and kisses
lhm,lord have mercy lord help me
lhyw,like hell you will
li,laughing inside
lifo,last in first out
lig,let it go
lih,laugh in head
lihop,let it happen on purpose
liita,love is in the air
lilaboc,life is like a box of chocolates
limb,laughing in my brain
limh,laughing in my head
limm,laughing in my mind
lirl,laughing in real life
lis,laughing in silence
lits,life is too short
liu,look it up
ljbf,let us just be friends
ll,laugh loudly lol
llap,live long and prosper
llc,limited liability company laughing like crazy
llh,laughing like hell
lll,loony liberal left
llttf,living life to the fullest
lm,loud mouth
lma,leave me alone
lmad,let us make a deal
lmam,leave me a message
lmap,leave me alone please
lmc,let me check
lmco,laughing my cats off
lmg,light machine gun
lmgtfy,let me google that for you
lmho,laughing my head off
lmirl,let us meet in real life
lmk,let me know
lml,love my life
lmpo,laughing my pants off
lmr,last minute resistance
lms,like my status last man standing
lmso,laughing my socks off
lmt,let me think
lmtal,let me take a look
lnf,lifes not fair
lnib,like new in box
lnt,leave no trace
loa,leave of absence
lol,laughing out loud
lolak,lots of love and kisses
loll,laugh out loud literally
lolol,lots of laughing out loud
lolv,lots of love
lomb,lying on my bed
loml,love of my life
lomo,lights out missionary only
lool,laughing outlandishly out loud
loq,laugh out quietly
lorl,laugh out really loud
los,line of site
lotd,link of the day
loti,laughing on the inside
lotr,lord of the rings
lotro,lord of the rings online 
lovl,laughing out very loud
loyol,live out your own life
loz,legend of zelda
lp,long play 
lpg,liquefied petroleum gas
lpt,life pro tip
lqi,laughing quietly inside
lql,laughing quite loudly
lqtm,laughing quietly to myself
lqtms,laughing quietly to myself
lqty,laughing quietly to yourself
lrf,low resolution fox
lrg,lifted research group 
lrl,laughing really loud
lsat,law school admission test
lse,london school of economics low self esteem
lsh,laughing so hard
lshic,laughing so hard i am crying
lshidmt,laughing so hard i drop my taco
lshmbh,laughing so hard my belly hurts
lsi,limited social interaction
lsmft,lucky strike means fine tobacco
lsmih,laughing so much it hurts
lsp,love sick puppy
lss,last song syndrome
lstm,laughing silently to myself
lta,love to all
ltb,looking to buy
ltd,live or living the dream
ltg,learn to google
lth,love truth honor
ltic,laugh til i cry
ltl,living the life
ltm,laughing to myself
ltma,less talk more action
ltmq,laughing to myself quietly
ltms,laughing to myself
ltnc,long time no chat
ltns,long time no see
ltnt,long time no talk
ltp,lost the plot
ltr,long term relationship
lts,laugh to self
lty,laugh to yourself
lui,living under the infuence
lul,lame uncomfortable laugh
lulab,love you like a brother
lulas,love you like a sister
lv,louis vuitton las vegas level
lw,lucky win
lwicd,look what i can do
lwkm,laugh wan kill me 
lwkmd,laugh wan kill me die
lwm,laugh with me
lwp,laughing with passion
lwt,look who is talking
lwwy,live while we are young
ly,love you
lya,love you always
lyaaf,love you as a friend love you always and forever
lyb,love you bye
lyf,love you forever
lyk,let you know
lyl,love you lots
lylab,love you like a brother
lylaf,love you like a friend
lylas,love you like a sister
lylc,love you like crazy
lylmb,love you like my brother
lylt,love you long time
lym,love you more
lymi,love you mean it
lymy,love you miss you
lymywy,love you miss you want you
lyr,love you really
lysm,love you so much
lyt,love you too
lytd,love you to death
lz,landing zone
ma,mom alert master of arts
maab,male assigned at birth
mac,media access control macintosh
madd,mothers against drunk driving
mapoti,most annoying people on the internet
mas,mildly amused smirk
maw,might as well
mawoy,may angels watch over you
mba,masters of business association married but available
mbd,my bad dudes
mbf,my best friend
mbfam,my brother from another mother
mbm,married black male
mbn,must be nice
mbo,must be off management buy out
mbps,megabits or bytes per second
mbr,master boot record
mbt,masai barefoot technology 
mbw,married black woman
mc,master of ceremonies
mcl,much clown love
mcm,man crush monday
mcp,male chauvanist pig
mcr,my chemical romance 
mcw,man crush wednesday
mdf,medium density fiberboard
mdk,murder death kill
mdr,mort de rire 
mdw,memorial day weekend
mego,my eyes glazed over
mfc,mildly fat chick microsoft foundation classes
mfeo,made for each other
mfg,mit freundlichen gruessen 
mfl,marked for later
mfw,my face when 
mgby,may god bless you
mgd,miller genuine draft
mgk,machine gun kelly
mgm,male genital mutilation
mgmt,the management 
mgo,metal gear online 
mgs,metal gear solid 
mh,map hack
mhbfy,my heart bleeds for you
mho,my honest opinion
mhoty,my hats off to you
mhr,many happy returns
mi6,military intelligence service 6
mia,missing in action
mib,men in black mint in box
midi,musical instrument digital interface
miga,make it go away
mih,make it happen
mihop,made it happen on purpose
mil,mother in law
mimo,multiple input multiple output
mip,minor in possession
mips,million instructions per second
mirl,meet in real life
misb,mint  in sealed box
miso,my internet shut off
mj,michael jackson michael jordan marijuana
mlas,my lips are sealed
mlb,major league baseball
mlg,major league gaming
mlia,my life is average
mlib,my life is bro
mlig,my life is great or good
mlim,my life is magic
mlm,multi level marketing middle finger 
mlp,my little pony
mls,my life sucks
mltr,multiple long term relationships
mlyp,much like your post
mm,married man
mm2,message mode 2 
mma,meet me at
mmamp,meet me at my place
mmao,make me an offer
mmc,multimedia card
mmd,make my day
mmh,meet me halfway
mmi,me myself and i
mml,made me laugh
mmofps,massively multiplayer online first person shooter
mmorpg,massively multiplayer online role playing game
mms,multimedia messaging service
mmt,makes me think
mmv,mileage may vary
mnc,mobile network code
mnf,monday night football
mnt,maybe next time
mo,modus operandi 
moab,mother of all bombs massive ordnance air blast
moam,man on a mission
moas,mother of all secrets
moba,multiplayer online battle arena
moc,marriage of convenience my own creation
moh,my other half
mol,more or less
moo,matter of opinion my own opinion
mopo,master of the painfully obvious
moq,minimum order quantity
mos,mom over shoulder
mot,ministry of transport test for car safety
motb,mother of the bride
motd,message of the day match of the day
motku,master of the known universe
moto,master of the obvious
motwyw,make of that what you will
mou,memorandum of understanding
mp,military police member of parliament
mpa,music publishers association
mpaa,motion picture assosciation of america
mpe,my point exactly
mpeg,moving picture experts group audio or visual file format
mpg,miles per gallon
mph,miles per hour
mpo,my personal opinion
mpog,multiplayer online game
mpua,master pick up artist
mpv,multi purpose vehicle
mr,mentally retarded
mre,meal ready to eat
mri,magnetic resonance imaging
mrp,manufacturers recommended price
mrw,my reaction when
msdn,microsoft developer network
msdos,microsoft disk operating system
ms dos,microsoft disk operating system
msf,male seeking female
msfam,my sister from another mister
msg,message monosodium glutamate
msi,mindless self indulgence 
msm,mainstream media
msrp,manufacturers suggested retail price
mst,mystery science theater
mta,more than anything
mtbf,mean time between failures 
mtbmw,may the best man win
mtc,more to come
mtd,month to date
mte,my thoughts exactly
mtf,male to female
mtfbwy,may the force be with you
mtg,magic the gathering 
mtlbwy,may the lord be with you
mto,media take out 
mtuk,more than you know
mtv,music television
mtw,mums the word
mtyk,more than you know
mu,multi user
mua,make up alley 
mud,multi user dungeon
mung,mash until no good
mva,motor vehicle accident
mvp,most valuable player
mw2,modern warfare 2 
mw3,modern warfare 3 
mwc,married with children
mwf,married white female
mwi,mad with it 
mwm,married white male
mwpp,moony wormtail padfoot and prongs 
my,miss you
myb,mind your business
mych,maybe you can help
myf,miss your  face
myggwy,may your god go with you
myl,miss you loads
mymp,make your mama proud
myob,mind your own business
myodb,mind your own damn business
mysm,miss you so much
myt,meet you there
na,not available not applicable not announced
naa,not at all
naacp,national association for the advancement of colored people
nabd,not a big deal
nac,not a chance not a chain 
nagl,not a good look
nak,nursing at keyboard
nal,need a life
nalgas,buttocks
nalgo,not a lot going on
nalopkt,not a lot of people know that
nambla,north american man or boy love association
nap,not a problem
narp,non athletic regular person
naru,not a registered user
nas,network attached storage
nasa,national aeronautics and space administration
nascar,national association for stock car auto racing
nasdaq,national association of securities dealers automated quotation
nasl,name age sex location
natm,not at the moment
nato,north atlantic treaty organization no action talk only
natty,natural light beer smart good cool
nb,not bad nota bene 
nba,national basketball association
nbb,never been better
nbc,national broadcasting company
nbd,no big deal
nbf,new best friend
nbg,nasty but good
nbif,no basis in fact
nbk,natural born killers never been kissed
nbm,nil by mouth not before midnight
nbsb,no boyfriend since birth
nbt,nothing but trouble
nbtd,nothing better to do
nbtw,now back to work
nc,no comment no choice
nc 17,no children under 17 
ncaa,national collegiate athletic association
ncb,never coming back
ncis,naval criminal investigative service 
ncmo,non committal make out
ncnr,non cancelable non returnable
ncns,no call no show
nco,non commissioned officer
nda,non disclosure agreement
nde,near death experience
ndi,neither do i
ndp,new democratic party
ndr,non delivery report or receipt
nds,nintendo ds
nea,national education association
ned,non educated delinquent
nedm,not even doom music
neet,not in education employment or training
negl,not even going to lie
negu,never ever give up
nei,not enough information
ner,non existent relationship
nf,not funny
nfa,no further action
nfaa,not funny at all
nfi,no freakin idea
nfl,national football league
nfm,no further message
nfn,normal for norfolk
nfs,not for sale
nfsw,not for showing wife
nft,no further text
nfy,not fixed yet
nfz,no fly zone
ng,no good
ngh,not going to happen
ngl,not going to lie
ngo,non governmental organization
ngu,never give up
nguns,never give up never surrender
nh,nice hand 
nhb,no holding back no holds barred
nhd,no harm done
nhf,no hard feelings
nhft,not here for that
nhl,national hockey league
nhn,not here now
nhoi,never heard of it
nhs,national health service
nhtb,never heard that before
ni,no idea
niamy,never in a million years
nib,new in box
nic,network interface card
nice,national institute of clinical excellence
nicu,neonatal intensive care unit
nid,never in doubt
nik,now i know
nimby,not in my back yard
niml,never in my life not in my lifetime
nin,nine inch nails
nism,need i say more
nitm,not in the mood
nitw,not in that way
nj,not joking nice job
njpw,new japan pro wrestling
nk,no kidding not known
nka,no known allergies
nkotb,new kid on the block
nkz,no kill zone
nla,no longer available
nli,not logged in
nlm,no laughing matter
nlt,no later than
nlyg,never let you go
nm,never mind nothing much no message
nme,new musical express 
nmf,not my fault
nmg,no mames guey 
nmh,nodding my head
nmhjc,not much happening just chilling
nmi,need more info
nmj,not my job
nmjc,not much just chat
nmjcu,not much just chillin you
nmn,no middle name
nmo,not my opinion
nmp,not my problem
nmr,not my responsibility
nms,not my style
nmt,not my type
nmu,not much you
nmw,no matter what
nmwh,no matter what happens
nmy,nice meeting you
nn,night night no need not nice
nnito,not necessarily in that order
nnto,no need to open
nntp,network news transfer protocol
nntr,no need to reply
noc,no one cares
noi,no offense intended
nok,not okay no one knows
nokd,not our kind dear
noly,no one likes you
nom,no offence meant
nomb,none of my business
nos,new old stock
nota,none of the above
notb,none of their business
notw,not of this world
noyb,none of your business
noydb,none of your damn business
np,no problem
npaa,no problem at all
npc,non player character 
npi,no pun intended
npnt,no picture no talk
npo,never pull out
npr,national public radio no purchase required
npw,no problem whatsoever
npz,no problems
nqat,no question about that
nqr,not quite right
nr,no reply no reserve
nra,national rifle association
nre,new relationship energy
nrfb,never removed from box
nri,non resident indian non repairable item
nrl,national rugby league
nrn,no reply necessary
nsa,no strings attached
nsaw,not saying a word
nsd,never say die
nsf,not sufficient funds not so fast
nsfa,not safe for anyone
nsfl,not safe for life
nsftbc,not sorry for the broadcast
nsfv,not safe for viewing or vegetarians or vegans
nsfw,not safe for work
nsm,not so much
nsn,not so nice
nspcc,national society for prevention of cruelty to children
nsw,new south wales
nt,no thanks
ntb,not that bothered not too bad
ntbcw,not to be confused with
ntd,nothing to do
ntfs,new technology file system
ntk,need to know
ntl,nevertheless
ntm,not too much nothing much
ntmy,nice to meet you
ntn,no thanks needed
ntr,nothing to report
nts,nothing to say note to self
ntsc,national television system committee video standard
ntsh,nothing to see here
ntt,name that tune not touching that
nttawwt,not that there is anything wrong with that
nttu,not talking to you
ntw,not to worry
ntwf,neopian times writers forum
nty,no thank you
nus,national union of students
nvms,no visible means of support
nvn,not very nice
nvng,nothing ventured nothing gained
nw,no way
nwih,no way in hell
nwim,not what i mean
nwj,no way jose
nwly,never want to lose you
nwm,no worries mate
nwnc,no woman no cry
nwo,new world order
nwot,new without tags 
nws,not work safe for messages or sites containing adult content
nwt,new with tags
ny,new york
nyb,not your business
nyc,new york city
nyd,new years day
nye,new years eve
nyf,not your fault
nyi,not yet implemented
nyk,not yet known now you know
nyob,not your own business
nyp,not your problem
nypd,new york police department
nyse,new york stock exchange
nyt,not your type new york times
nyu,new york university
oa,over acting over achiever
oan,on another note
oao,over and out
oap,old age pensioner
oatus,on a totally unrelated subject
oaus,on an unrelated subject
ob,oh brother
obby,oh baby
obe,overcome by events out of body experience order of the british empire
obhwf,one big happy weasely family
obo,or best offer
obq,oh be quiet
obtw,oh by the way
obx,outer banks north carolina
oc,of course original character orange county
ocd,obsessive compulsive disorder
ocn,of course not
oco,oh come on
ocr,optical character recognition
oct,on company time
odaat,one day at  a time
odf,own damn fault
odg,oh dear god
odl,oh dear lord
odst,orbital drop shock trooper 
odt,on dis ting
oe,outlook express operator error
oed,oxford english dictionary
oem,original equipment manufacurer
ofay,offensive term for a white person
ofgs,oh for gods sake
ofh,old folks home
ofoc,overwhelming feelings of concern
ofwgkta,odd future wolf gang kill them all 
og,original gangster old git
ogim,oh god it is monday
ogk,only god knows
ogn,online gaming network
oh,other half
ohac,own house and car
ohim,oh hell it is monday
ohko,one hit knock out
ohn,oh hell no
ohs,operator head space
oht,one handed typing
ohw,one hit wonder
oj,only joking
ojd,obsessive jonas  disorder
ojt,on job training
oled,organic light emitting diode
ollg,one less lonely girl
oloy,only losers obey yolo
oltl,one life to live
om,old man
oma,oh my allah
omb,on my break
omd,oh my days
omdb,over my dead body
omfsm,oh my flying spaghetti monster
omfug,other music found underground
omg,oh my god
omga,oh my giddy aunt
omgd,oh my god dude
omgna,oh my gosh not again
omj,oh my jonas 
omjc,oh my jesus christ
oml,oh my lord
oms,oh my science
omsj,oh my sweet jesus
omt,one more thing
omw,on my way
omwh,on my way home
omz,oh my zeus
onm,oh never mind
onna,oh no not again
onnta,oh no not this again
ono,or nearest offer
ons,one night stand
ontd,oh no they did not
onyd,oh no you did not
ooa,out of ammo
ooak,one of a kind
oobe,out of body experience
ooc,out of control or character or context
oof,out of office
ooh,out of here
ooi,out of interest
oom,out of mana 
oomf,one of my friends or followers
ooml,out of my league
oomm,out of my mind
ooo,out of office
oop,out of place
oos,out of style
oosoom,out of sight out of mind
oot,out of town
ootb,out of the box
ootc,obligatory on topic comment
ootd,offer of the day outfit of the day
ooto,out of the office
ootw,out of this world
ooyl,out of your league
ooym,out of your mind
op,original poster
opb,other peoples business
opk,other peoples kids
opm,other peoples money
opps,misspelling of oops
osfa,one size fits all
oslt,or something like that
oso,other significant other
oss,open source software
ost,original sound track
ot,off topic
ota,over the air
otb,off the boat
otc,over the counter
otd,on the dot out the door
ote,over the edge
otf,off topic forum
otfl,on the floor laughing
otg,on the go off the ground
oth,off the hook
otk,over the knee
otlta,one thing led to another
otm,of the moment one track mind
otn,on that note
oto,one time only
otoh,on the other hand
otooh,on the other other hand
otp,one true pairing
otr,on the run
ots,on the side
ott,over the top
otth,on the third hand
ottomh,off the top of my head
otw,on the way
otw,on the whole
oty,over to you
ou,open university
ouat,once upon a time
ouo,official use only
ova,original video animation
ovno,or very near offer
owk,other world kingdom
ownm,oh well never mind
owoa,one way or another
ows,occupy wall street
owtte,or words to that effect
oy,oh yeah
oyb,on your bike
oyg,oh your god
oyo,on your own
pa,personal assistant
pabx,private automatic branch exchange
pan,personal area network
patd,panic at the disco 
patt,party all the time
paye,pay as you earn
payg,pay as you go
pb,personal best
pbb,pirate bulletin board
pbj,peanut butter and jelly
pbn,paintball nation
pbp,please be patient
pbq,please be quiet
pbr,pabst blue ribbon 
pbs,public broadcasting service
pbuh,peace be upon him
pbwy,peace be with you
pc,politically correct personal computer
pcb,printed circuit board  please come back
pci,peripheral component interconnect
pcm,please call me
pcmcia,personal computer memory card international association
pcmia,personal computer manufacturer interface adaptor
pcmr,pc master race
pd,public domain
pda,personal digital assistant
pdbaz,please do not be a zombie
pdea,public display of elderly affection
pdf,portable document format
pdg,pretty damn good
pdoa,public display of affection
pdp,pretty darn precious
pdq,pretty damn quick
pdt,pacific daylight time
pe,physical education
pebcac,problem exists between chair and computer
pebcak,problem exists between chair and keyboard
pebkac,problem exists between keyboard and chair
pemdas,parenthesis exponents multiply divide add subtract
pews,post election withdrawal syndrome
pfa,please find attached
pfb,please find below
pfc,private first class
pfp,picture for proof
pg,parental guidance
pga,professional golfers association
pgda,pretty goddamn awesome
pgp,pretty good privacy 
phat,pretty hot and tempting
phb,pointy haired boss 
pibe,play it by ear
pic,picture partner in crime
picnic,problem in chair not in computer
pimpl,pee in my pants laughing
pin,personal identification number
pipa,protect ip act
piq,person in question
pir,parent in room
pitme,peace in the middle east
pitr,parent in the room
piu,pump it up
pk,player kill 
pkb,pot kettle black
pki,public key infrastructure
pkit,please keep in touch
pla,peoples liberation army
plc,public limited company
pld,poor life decision
plh,peace love and happiness
pli,potential love interest
pll,pretty little liar
plma,please leave me alone
plmk,please let me know
plos,parents looking over shoulder
plp,people lazily procrastinating
plr,private label rights
plrn,please leave right now
plu,people like us
plur,peace love unity and respect
pm,private message post meridiem 
pma,positive mental attitude
pmb,private message box
pmc,post meal cigarette
pmd,put me down
pmf,pardon my french
pmfji,pardon me for jumping in
pmigbom,put mind in gear before opening mouth
pmji,pardon my jumping in
pmt,pre menstrual tension
pmymhmmfswgad,pardon me you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
pnc,point and click partner in crime
pnl,peace and love
pnp,party and play
pnr,passenger name record
pnw,pacific north west
poa,plan of action
pod,passed out drunk
pof,plenty of fish  
poi,point of interest
poidh,pics or it did not happen
pomo,permanent open market operations post modern a group of native american people in california
ponr,point of no return
potc,pirates of the carribean
potd,post of the day
poto,phantom of the opera
pots,parents over the shoulder 
potus,president of the united states
potw,patient of the week 
poty,post of the year
pov,point of view
pow,prisioner of war
ppb,parts per billion
ppc,pay per click
ppd,post potter depression
ppm,parts per million
pppw,per person per week
pps,post post script
ppu,please pick up
ppv,pay per view
pq,party quest 
pr,public relations
prc,peoples republic of china
ps,photoshop play station post script
ps&qs,pints and quarts please and thank yous
ps2,playstation 2
ps3,playstation 3
ps4,playstation 4
psa,publice service announcement
psb,please see below
psh,dismissive expression
psi,pounds per square inch  greek letter
psm,personal short message
psn,playstation network
psp,playstation portable
psr,pretty standard really
pst,please send tell pacific standard time
pstn,public switched telephone network
psu,power supply unit
pt,phantasy tour physical training
ptb,powers that be pass the buck please text back
ptc,popping the collar
pti,pardon the interruption
ptl,praise the lord
ptm,please tell me
pto,paid time off
ptp,pay to play peer to peer
ptsd,post traumatic stress disorder
ptt,push to talk
ptw,play to win professional time waster
ptz,pan tilt zoom
pua,pick up artist
pug,pick up group
puv,public utility vehicle
pv,promotional video
pvc,polyvinyl chloride vinyl
pve,player versus environment 
pvm,player versus monster
pvp,player v player
pvr,personal video recorder
pwor,proceeding with orders recieved
pwos,parents watching over shoulder
pwt,poor white trash
px,post exchange part exchange
pyp,play your position
pyt,pretty young thing
qa,quality assurance question and answer
qantas,queensland and northern territory aerial service
qap,quick as possible quickly as possible
qb,quarter back
qc,quality control
qed,quod erat demonstrandum 
qfe,quoted for emphasis
qfmt,quoted for more truth
qfp,quoted for posterity
qft,quoted for truth
qi,quite interesting
ql,quite laughing
qno,quiet night out
qol,quality of life
qos,quantam of solace
qotd,quote of the day
qotsa,queens of the stone age 
qp,quarter pound 
qq4u,quick question for you
qs,quick scope
qvc,quality value convenience 
r5,region 5 
ra,resident advisor resident assistant
rac,rock against communism
rak,random act of kindness
ram,random access memory
raok,random act of kindness
ras,remote access server
ratm,rage against the machine 
rawl,roll around while laughing
rawr,right answer wrong reason
rbay,right back at you
rbg,revolutionary but gangsta
rbtl,read between the lines
rbv,red bull and vodka
rc,random chat radio controlled
rct,roller coster tycoon
rd,real deal
rdc,really do not care
rdh,rate date hate
rdj,robert downey jr
rdm,random death match
rdo,regular day off
rdr,red dead redemption 
rfc,request for comment
rfi,request for information
rfid,radio frequency identification
rfp,request for proposal
rfq,request for quotation
rft,right first time
rfts,reach for the stars
rfyl,run for your life
rgb,red green blue
rhcp,red hot chili peppers 
rhd,right hand drive
rhi,rumour has it
rhip,rank has its privileges
rhs,right hand side
rino,republican in name only
riyl,recommended if you like
rl,real life
rlab,roll like a buffalo
rlf,real life friend
rltw,rangers lead the way
rma,return merchandise authorization
rme,rolling my eyes
rml,read my lips
rmt,real money trading
rmv,results may vary
rn,right now registered nurse
rna,ribonucleic acid
rnb,rhythm and blues
rng,random number generator
rnr,rock n roll
ro,ragnarok online 
roar,right of admission reserved
rofc,rolling on floor crying
rofl,rolling on floor laughing
roflmfao,rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off
roflol,rolling on floor laughing out loud
rog,really old git
roh,ring of honor 
roi,return on investment
rolf,rolling on laughing floor
ror,raughing out roud
ros,right on schedule
rotc,reserve officer training corps
rotf,rolling on the floor 
rotffnar,rolling on the floor for no apparent reason
rotfl,rolling on the floor laughing
rotflol,rolling on the floor laughing out loud
rotgl,rolling on the ground laughing
rotk,return of the king 
rotm,run of the mill
rov,remotely operated vehicle
row,rest of the world
roy,relative of yours
rpc,role playing chat
rpf,real person fiction
rpg,rocket propelled grenade role playing game
rpm,revolutions per minute
rps,rock paper scissors 
rq,random questions 
rsi,repetitive strain injury
rsn,real soon now
rspb,royal society for the protection of birds
rspca,royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals
rss,rich site summary really simple syndication
rsvp,repondez sil vous plait 
rt,retweet real time
rta,road traffic accident
rtb,return to base
rtd,ready to drink
rtf,return the favour
rtfaq,read the faq
rtfd,read the fucking description
rtfi,read the flipping instructions
rtfm,read the flipping manual
rtft,read the fucking thread read the fucking topic
rtg,ready to go
rtm,read the manual
rto,radio telephone operator
rtr,roll tide roll
rts,real time strategy
rtv,rock the vote
rtw,ready to wear round the world
rv,recreational vehicle
rvb,red versus blue 
rvr,realm versus realm 
rw,read write
rwd,rear wheel drive
rwl,roaring with laughter
rwnj,right wing nut job
rwp,random wall post
rwys,reap what you sow
ryc,regarding your comment
ryn,read your note regarding your note
ryo,roll your own
sa,sibling alert
sab,smoking a blunt
sae,stamped or self addressed envelope
saf,single asian female
safm,stay away from me
sahd,stay at home dad
sahm,stay at home mom
sahw,stay at home wife
salts,smiled a little then stopped
sam,stop annoying me
sap,sad and pathetic fool
sase,self addressed stamped envelope
sat,scholastic assessment test
sata,serial advanced technology attachment
satc,sex and the city 
sats,standard attainment tests
sbd,silent but deadly
sbf,single black female
sbi,surrounded by incompetence
sbj,sweet baby jesus
sbm,single black male
sbs,step by step
sbsp,spongebob squarepants
sbt,sorry bout that
scnr,sorry could not resist
scotus,supreme court of the united states
scsi,small computer system interface
scuba,self contained underwater breathing apparatus
sd,sweet dreams secure digital  so drunk
sda,seventh day adventist
sdk,software development kit
sdmf,strength determination merciless forever society dwelling mother fucker
sdram,synchronous dynamic random access memory
seo,search engine optimization
sep,somebody elses problem
serp,search engine results page
sf,science fiction san francisco
sfam,sister from another mister
sflr,sorry for late reply
sfo,san francisco international airport
sfp,sorry for partying
sfr,smiling for real
sfsg,so far so good
sftbc,sorry for the broadcast
sfw,safe for work
sgtm,sounds good to me
sh,same here
shu,secure housing unit
siwoti,someone is wrong on the internet
slol,seriously laughing out loud
slr,single lens reflex 
smao,study my ass off
smdh,shaking my damn head
smdhe,some mothers do have them
sme,small or medium enterprises
smgdh,shaking my god damn head
smh,shaking my head
smhid,shaking my head in despair
smhl,shaking my head laughing
smib,southern maryland inbred
smidsy,sorry mate i did not see you
sml,screw my life story of my life
smn,shoot me now
smog,sweet mother of god
smop,simple matter of programming
sms,short message service
smt,sucking my teeth
smtp,simple mail transfer protocol
snafu,situation normal all fouled up
snag,sensitive new age guy sausage
snc,social network check
snd,search and destroy
snes,super nintendo entertainment system
snf,so not funny
snm,say no more
snr,signal to noise ratio
snyk,so now you know
so,significant other shout out
soa,state of alert 
soad,system of a down 
soag,son of a gun
sog,sea of green 
soh,sense of humor
sohf,sense of humor failure
soi,statement of intent
soidh,screenshot or it did not happen
somd,shit on my dick
soml,story of my life
somsw,someone over my shoulder watching
sooc,straight out of camera 
sood,cool
sootb,straight out of the box
sop,standard operating procedure
sopa,stop online piracy act
sorn,statutory off road notification
sos,save our souls 
sota,state of the art
srh,supporting radical habits 
srm,stark raving mad
sro,standing room only
srt,street and racing technology
ss,screen shot
ssa,subject says all
ssbb,super smash brothers brawl 
ssbhm,super sized
ssc,safe sane consensual
ssd,solid state drive
ssdd,same stuff different day
ssh,secure she will 
ssid,service set identifier
ssl,secure socket layer see subject line
ssts,snickering softly to self
sswa,so say we all
stw,search the web
sty,same to you
styl,speak to you later
su,shut up
suad,shut up and drive
sul,see you later
sula,sweaty upper lip alert
tb,text back
tba,to be announced
tbbh,to be brutally honest
tbbt,the big bang theory 
tbc,to be continued
tbch,to be completely honest
tbd,to be decided
tbe,to be edited
tbf,to be fair
tbfu,too bad for you
tbh,to be honest
tbm,tactical boyfriend mention
tbms,to be more specific
tbnt,thanks but no thanks
tbph,to be perfectly honest
tbqf,to be quite frank
tbqfh,to be quite fucking honest
tbqh,to be quite honest
tbr,to be real
tbs,tablespoon to be specified
tbss,too bad so sad
tbt,truth be told
tbtf,too big to fail
tbtg,thanks be to god
tbth,to be totally honest
tbtp,that is beside the point
tbu,to be updated
tbys,think before you speak
tc,take care
tcb,taking care of  business
tcby,the countrys best yogurt
tccic,take care because i care
tcfc,too close for comfort
tcfn,take care for now
tcfs,too cool for school
tcg,trading card game
tcgb,take care god bless
tck,third culture kid
tcl,tool command language
tcob,taking care of buisness
tcoy,take care of yourself
tcp,transmission control protocol
tcp or ip,transmission control protocol or internet protocol
tctc,to close to call
td,touchdown
tddup,til death do us part
tddwp,til death do we part
tdf,to die for
tdg,too damn good three days grace 
tdh,tall dark and handsome
tdi,turbo direct injection turbo diesel injection
tdl,to do list
tdm,team deathmatch
tds,technical dificulties
tdtf,too drunk to function
tdwp,the devil wears prada 
tdy,temporarily deployed for a year
teotwawki,the end of the world as we know it
tfa,thanks for asking
tfc,team fortress classic 
tfcd,time for compact disc
tffw,too funny for words
tfi,thanks for the information
tfios,the fault in our stars
tfl,tip for life transport for london
tflmk,thanks for letting me know
tflms,thanks for letting me share
tfln,texts from last night
tfm,total frat move
tfmtk,that is for me to know
tfp,thanks for playing
tfrm,thanks for reminding me
tfs,thanks for sharing
tft,the frozen throne  thin film transistor
tfta,thanks for the add
tftc,thanks for the cache
tftd,thought for the day
tfti,thanks for the info
tftl,thanks for the link
tg,thank god transgender too good
tgal,think globally act locally
tge,misspelling of the
tgfg,thank god for google
tgfi,thank god for the internet
tgfl,thank god for life
tgft,thank god for that
tgi,thank god it is 
tgia,thank god i am alive
tgiaf,thank god it is almost friday
tgif,thank god it is friday
tgim,thank god it is monday
tgio,thank god it is over
tgit,thank god it is thursday
tgod,taylor gang or die
tgp,thumbnail gallery post
tgtbt,too good to be true
thabto,two heads are better than one
thwu,to hell with you
tiic,the idiots in charge
tinag,this is not a game
tinalo,this is not a legal opinion
tinar,this is not a recommendation
tinstafl,there is no such thing as free lunch
tla,three letter acronym
tlc,tender loving care
tld,top level domain
tldnr,too long did not read
tldr,too long did not read
tldw,too long did not watch
tlgo,the list goes on
tli,too little information
tlnd,true love never dies
tlol,truly laughing out loud
tltr,too long to read
tlyk,to let you know
tm,text message text me trademark
tma,take my advice
tmai,tell me about it
tmb,text me back
tmbg,they might be giants 
tmbi,tell me bout it
tme,too much effort
tmf,too much forehead
tmh,touch my hand
tmi,too much information
tmk,to my knowledge
tml,thank me later text me later
tmlt,to my last tweet
tmm,tell me more
tmms,that made me smile
tmn,touch me not
tmnt,teenage mutant ninja turtles
tmp,tactical machine pistol
tmr,tomorrow
tmrw,tomorrow
tms,too much swag
tmsidk,tell me something i do not know
tmt,too much tuna
tmtc,too many to count
tmth,too much to handle
tmtowtdi,there is more than one way to do it
tmts,too much too soon
tmtt,too much to text
tmy,tell me why
tmz,thirty mile zone 
tna,total nonstop action
tnb,there is nothing better
tnbm,true norwegian black metal
tnf,that is not funny
tng,the next generation 
tnl,to next level
tnln,took nothing left nothing
tno,trust no one
tnop,totally not our problem
tnot,take note of that
tnsl,took nothing signed logbook 
tnstaafl,there is no such thing as a free lunch
tnt,til next time
tntm,that is news to me
to,time out
toc,table of contents
tod,time of death time of day
toefl,test of english as a foreign language
toeic,test of english for international communication
toft,take one for the team
toftt,take one for the team
toh,the other half
tol,thinking out loud thinking of laughing
tom,time of month
totb,think outside the box
totd,tip of the day tweet of the day
totga,the one that got away
totm,time of the month
totus,teleprompter of the united states
toy,thinking of you
tp,toilet paper town portal 
tpam,the person above me
tpb,the pirate bay
tpe,total power exchange
tpk,total party kill
tpo,time place occasion
tps,totally pointless stuff
tpt,trailer park trash
tptb,the powers that be
tr,triple rainbow
traw,thick rich and white
trdmc,tears running down my cheeks
trdmf,tears running down my face
trg,tiny rascal gang
ttfw,too tacky for words
ttg,time to go
ttgg,time to go girl
tth,trying too hard
ttiuwp,this thread is useless without pictures
ttiwwp,this thread is worthless without pictures
ttjasi,take this job and shove it
ttl,thank the lord time to live 
ttm,talk to me
ttmab,to the moon and back
ttml,talk to me later
tto,time to own
ttotm,that time of the month
ttp,to the point
ttr,time to relax
ttt,third tier toilet 
ttte,thomas the tank engine
ttth,talk to the hand
tttt,these things take time
tttty,time to talk to you
ttul,talk to you later
ttus,talk to you soon
ttut,talk to you tomorrow
ttutt,to tell you the truth
tty,talk to you
ttyf,talk to you forever
ttyiab,talk to you in a bit
ttyitm,talk to you in the morning
ttyl,talk to you later
ttym,talk to you ma
ttyn,talk to you never
ttyrs,talk to you real soon
ttys,talk to you soon
ttyt,talk to you tomorrow
ttytt,to tell you the truth
ttyvs,talk to you very soon
tul,tell you later text you later
tvm,thanks very much
tw,trigger warning
twain,technology without an interesting name
twloha,to write love on her arms
twoc,taken without owners consent
twtmc,to whom this may concern
twu,that is what is up
twyl,talk with you later
twyms,that is what your mom said
ty,thank you
tyb,try your best
tybg,thank you based god
tyfays,thank you for all your support
tyfe,thank you for everything
tyfyt,thank you for your time
tyg,there you go
tyj,thank you jesus
tyl,text you later
tylj,thank you lord jesus
tym,thank you much
tymbi,thought you might be interested
tys,thank you sir
tysm,thank you so much
tysvm,thank you so very much
tyt,take your time
tyvm,thank you very much
uri,uniform resource indicator url
url,uniform resource locator internet address
us,united states
usa,united states of america
usaf,united states air force
usb,universal serial bus
usbm,united states black metal
usc,university of southern california
uscg,united states coast guard
usd,united states dollar
usmc,united states marine corps
usp,unique selling point
usps,united states postal service
uss,united states ship
ussr,union of soviet socialist republics
usw,und so weiter 
ut,unreal tournament
utc,coordinated universal time under the counter
utd,up to date
ute,utility vehicle pickup truck
utf,unicode transformation format
utfl,use the force luke
uth,up the hoods
uti,urinary tract infection
uto,unable to obtain
utp,up town projects
utr,under the radar
uts,under the skin
utt,under the table
uv,unpleasant visual
uw,you are welcome
uws,upper west side 
ue,user experience
uy,up yours
va,various artists
vbd,very big deal
vbg,very big grin
vbl,visible bra line
vbr,variable bit rate
vbs,very big smile
vc,voice chat
vcard,virtual  business card
vcd,video compact disc
vcr,video cassette recorder
vdu,visual display unit
vfm,value for money
vg,video game very good
vga,video graphics array or adaptor
vgc,very good condition
vgg,very good game
vgl,very good looking
vgm,video game music
vh1,video hits one 
vhf,very high frequency
vhs,video home system
vibe,atmosphere ambience
vid,video
vig,interest paid on a loan
vin,vehicle identification number
vip,very important person
viz,adult comic namely 
vj,video jockey 
vlan,virtual local area network
vlsi,very large scale integration
vm,voice mail
vma,video music awards
vmi,virginia military institute
vn,very nice
vnc,virtual network computing
vnds,very near dead stock
vnh,very nice hand 
vns,very nice shot
voa,voice of america
vod,video on demand
voip,voice over   internet telephony
vp,vice president
vpl,visible panty line
vpn,virtual private network
vr,virtual reality
vs,versus against
vt,video tape
vtl,visible thong line
vtpr,view to permanent relationship
vtr,video tape recorder
vv,very very
vvn,very very nice
vwp,very well played very well put
wafwot,what a fucking waste of time
waj,what a joke
wak,weird awful
wal,what a loser
wam,wait a minute what a mess
wamh,with all my heart
wamhas,with all my heart and soul
waml,with all my love
wap,wireless access point
wapce,women are pure concentrated evil
warez,cracked or pirate software
was,wait and see
way,where are you
wayd,what are you doing
waydrn,what are you doing right now
waylt,what are you listening to
wayoa,what are you on about
wayta,what are you talking about
waywo,what are you working on
wbb,will be back
wbm,want to be moderator
wbn,would be nice
wbr,with best regards
wbs,write back soon
wbt,will be there
wbu,what about you
wbw,white boy wasted
wby,what bout you
wcb,will call back
wcg,world cyber games
wcis,what can i say
wcs,worst case scenario
wcw,world championship wrestling
wcyd,what can you do
wd,well done
wde,worst day ever
wdfd,whoop dee fucking doo
wdh,what da hell
wdib,why do i bother
wdic,what do i care
wdim,what does it mean
wditot,why did not i think of that
wdmb,will do my best
wdoml,worst day of my life
wdtm,what does that mean
wdud,what do you do
wdum,what do you mean
wdut,what do you think
wdw,who dares wins
wdy,why do not you
wdyd,what did you do
wdydt,why did you do that what did you do today
wdye,what did you expect
wdyg,where did you go
wdym,what do you mean
wdymbt,what do you mean by that
wdys,what did you say
wdyt,what do you think
wdyw,what do you want
wdywfm,what do you want from me
wdywt,what did you wear today
wdywtta,what do you want to talk about
wef,with effect from
wep,wireless encryption protocol
wfyb,whatever floats your boat
whyb,where have you been
whyd,what have you done
wia,wounded in action
wip,work in progress
wir,when it is ready
with,where in the hell
witw,what in the world
wiuwy,what is up with you
wiwt,what i wore today wish i was there
wiwwu,wish i was with you
wiwwy,what is wrong with you
wiyp,what is your problem
wjd,what jesus did
wk,white knight
wks,well kept secret
wkyp,will keep you posted
wlm,windows live messenger
wltm,would like to meet
wlyb,who loves you baby
wlyk,will let you know
wm,woman marine
wma,windows media audio
wmd,weapons of mass destruction
wmf,wagging my finger
wmg,warner music group
wml,wish me luck
wmmows,wash my mouth out with soap
wmp,windows media player with much pleasure
wmv,windows media video
wmyb,what makes you beautiful
wn,why not what is new
wnditwb,we never did it this way before
wnl,within normal limits
wnohgb,where no one has gone before
wntt,we need to talk
wnwy,what is new with you
woat,worst of all time
wob,waste of bandwith
woc,women of color
woe,what on earth
wof,while on fire
wog,offensive term for a black person a foreigner
wom,women over mates
wombat,waste of money brains and time
wos,waste of space wife over shoulder
wotam,waste of time and money
wotcher,what are you up to
wotd,word of the day
wotlk,wrath of the lich king 
wots,word on the street
wp,wrong person well played
wpa,wi fi protected access
wpm,words per minute
wpww,white pride world wide
wr,warm regards
wrt,with regard to
wru,where are you
wrud,what are you doing
wruta,what are you talking about
wryd,what are you doing
wryta,what are you talking about
wsic,why should i care
wsm,woman seeking man
wsp,what is up
wss,why so serious
wst,we are still friends
wsul,will see you later
wswta,what shall we talk about
wt,what the  or who the 
wta,winner takes all
wtb,want to buy
wtbs,with that being said
wtc,world trade center what the crap
wtd,what the deuce
wtdt,what to do today
wtdta,where they do that at
wtft,what the french toast 
wtg,way to go
wtgp,way to go partner
wtgp,want to go private
wth,what or where or who the hell
wthay,who the hell are you
wthc,who the hell cares
wthigo,what the hell is going on
wthit,what the hell is that
wthiwwy,what the hell is wrong with you
wthn,why the heck not
wthru,who the hell are you
wtii,what time is it
wtk,want to know
wtl,will talk later
wtlw,welcome to last week
wtm,what is the matter
wtmi,way too much information
wtml,welcome to my life
wtmw,welcome to my world
wto,world trade organization
wtp,what is the point
wtt,want to trade
wttc,welcome to the club
wttir,when the time is right
wttj,welcome to the jungle
wttm,without thinking too much
wtw,walk through walls  walk this way
wty,why thank you
wtyo,whatever turns you on
wuciwug,what you see is what you get
wud,what you doing
wuf,where are you from
wug,what you got where you going
wugowm,will you go out with me
wul,watched user list
wula,what are you looking at
wullnp,wishing you long life and prosperity
wum,woman wind up merchant
wuw,what you want
wuwcb,what do you want to chat about
wuwh,wish you were here
wuwt,what is up with that
wuwta,what you want to talk about
wuwtb,what you want to talk bout
wuwu,what is up with you
ww,white widow  white woman
wwa,wiggers with attitude
wwbd,what would batman do
wwcnd,what would chuck norris do
wwe,world wrestling entertainment
wwf,world wildlife fund world wrestling federation 
wwic,why would i care
wwit,what was i thinking
wwjbd,what would jason bourne do
wwjd,what would jesus do
wwjp,what would jesus post
wwotw,wicked witch of the west
wwtbam,who wants to be a millionaire
wwu,where were you
www,world wide web
wwwy,what is wrong with you
wwy,where were you
wwyd,what would you do
wwydt,why would you do that
wya,where you at
wyatb,wish you all the best
wyb,watch your back
wybd,what have you been doing
wybmv,will you be my valentine
wycm,will you call me
wyd,what you doing
wydn,what you doing now
wyf,what is your favorite 
wyg,what you get
wygowm,will you go out with me
wyk,would you kindly
wyl,whatever you like
wylaboctgwtr,would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark
wylasomwtc,would you like a saucer of milk with that comment
wylion,whether you like it or not
wylscwtw,would you like some cheese with that whine
wylt,what you listening to
wym,watch your mouth what you mean
wymm,will you marry me
wyn,what is your name
wyp,what is your problem what is your point
wyr,would you rather
wys,what you said
wysiwyg,what you see is what you get
wyta,what you talking about
wyut,what you up to
wyw,whatever you want
wywh,wish you were here
wywta,what you want to talk about
yagb,you are not grizz baby 
yala,you always live again
yana,you are not alone
yatb,you are the best
yatk,you are too kind
yatloml,you are the love of my life
yavw,you are very welcome
yaw,you are welcome
ybs,you will be sorry
ybtj,you be the judge
ybw,you have been warned
ybwm,you belong with me
ycmiu,you could not make it up
ycmu,you crack me up
ydek,you do not even know
ydi,you deserve it
ydk,you do not know
ydl,yellow dog linux
ydms,you do not make sense
ydmt,you do not mean that
yds,you do not say
ydu,you do not understand
yf,your friend
yfw,your face when 
yg,young gangster
ygg,you go girl
ygi,you got it
yglt,you are going to love this
ygm,you get me you have got mail
ygpm,you have got private message
ygtbk,you have got to be kidding
ygtbkm,you have got to be kidding me
ygti,you get the idea
ygtr,you got that right
yha,youth hostel association
yhbt,you have been trolled
yhbw,you have been warned
yhgasp,you have got a serious problem
yhl,you have lost
yhm,you have mail
yhni,you have no idea
yhtbt,you had to be there
yid,yes i do
yik,yes i know
yitb,yours in the bond
yite,are you all right
yjltg,you just lost the game
yk,you are kidding
ykhii,you know how it is
ykims,you know it makes sense
yktr,you know the rest
ykw,you know who
ykwim,you know what i mean
ykwis,you know what i am saying
ykylm,you know you love me
yl,young lady
yli,you love it
ylm,you love me
ylod,yellow light of death
ylyl,you laugh you lose
ym,yahoo messenger your mom
ymbj,you must be joking
ymca,young mens christian association
ymcmb,young money cash money billionaires
ymmd,you made my day
ymml,you make me laugh
ymms,you make me smile
ymmv,your mileage may vary
ymw,you are most welcome
ynk,you never know
ynw,you are not welcome
ynwa,you will never walk alone
yolf,you only live forever
yolo,you only live once
yomb,you owe me big
yoyo,you are on your own
yp,your problem yes please
yqw,you are quite welcome
yr,yea right
yrg,you are good
yrmv,your results may vary
yro,your rights online
yru,why are you
ysc,your so cute
ysi,you stupid idiot
ysk,you should know
ysmtu,you so made that up
yss,you suck severely
ysvw,you are so very welcome
ysyl,you snooze you loose
yt,you think 
ytb,you are the best
ytd,year to date
ytm,you are the man
ytml,you will thank me later
ytmnd,you are the man now dog 
yto,you are the one
ytp,youtube poop
yttm,you talk too much you talking to me
yum,said when something tastes good or is attractive
yvw,you are very welcome
yw,you are welcome
ywca,young womens christian association
ywimc,your wish is my command
ywsyls,you win some you lose some
ywu,yo waz up